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Brain Privacy

sleepyrobot writes "As neuroscience advances and brain scans become more sophisticated, the Boston Globe points out that some privacy advocates are concerned about brain privacy. Could employees be scanned for violent or depressive impulses? Could soldiers be screened for homosexuality? It sounds like a Philip K. Dick vision of the future, but some predict this will be a bigger ethical issue than genetics."

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  1. This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Blaine+Hilton · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Now this is a rather disturbing article. I've always thought it was something that people can check out brain function and all of that, however I never thought off it as being a privacy concern. This article though brings up some interesting points. Such as having brain scans be a condition to being hired, much like a drug test of today. This at first seems shocking, but it is commonly accepted to take a drug test without any objections. With the heightened security concerns around the globe I believe people, as a whole are willing to work towards a "more secure" future.

    The problem I see though is people are not thinking broad enough. Technologies such as this can be used on a large scale against humanity. I believe the consequences of such abilities need to be addressed in a uniform manner, without always talking about the terrorists that will kill us all anyway. How far will society let the security over take our lives? I for one do not want to end up living in a military state where every body that does not have blonde hair, blue eyes, and a perfect attitude is destroyed. Do you?

    Go calculate something

    1. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I'm glad you're a subscriber, Blaine! That just means I can be assured of having to read your nauseating group-think posts. What a load off of my mind.

      Go calculate something somewhere else.

    2. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by RatBastard · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You want to test my blood/urine/etc... for drugs? Get a search warrant or get the hell out. My body is more private than my house. People put up with random/compulsery drug tests because they have been brainwashed by the whole "War on Drugs" debacle that it is a Good Thing to test people with no Probable Cause whatsoever.

      Brain scanning like this, combined with genetic testing will create a tiered populous with those deemd "fit" (and deemed by who, exactly?) at the top, and the great unwashed masses at the bottom.

      It seems almost inevitable that humanity keeps trying to organize itself into the lords and the serfs.

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      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    3. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      yes, the lords are always trying to retain their status over the serfs...

      someone once had a name for this type of a struggle... i think it was a class struggle...

      and for the next question - when was the last time that machester united won the cup?

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    4. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      People put up with random/compulsery drug tests because they have been brainwashed by the whole "War on Drugs" debacle that it is a Good Thing to test people with no Probable Cause whatsoever.

      Um... No, I put up with the bullshit drug test because it was a requirement for employment.

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    5. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a trick question; Coventry City have never won the FA Cup.

      (Except that then they had to go and do so, spoiling a perfectly good joke. Damn them all.)

    6. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by dogfart · · Score: 1
      People put up with random/compulsery drug tests because they have been brainwashed by the whole "War on Drugs" debacle that it is a Good Thing to test people with no Probable Cause whatsoever.

      Or because some people choose humiliation to unemployment. Not that unemployment does have its own humiliations, and sometimes the drug test is the lesser of the two.

      I mean, even some fast food joints (Jack-in-the-Box for one) require pre-employment drug tests for their hamburger flippers. This whole pre-employment screening thing has gotten ridiculous.

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      "dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope"

    7. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by TheMidget · · Score: 1
      I mean, even some fast food joints (Jack-in-the-Box for one) require pre-employment drug tests for their hamburger flippers.

      Are they allowed to eat their own poppy-seed buns?

    8. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It seems almost inevitable that humanity keeps trying to organize itself into the lords and the serfs.

      That's cool -- just so long as I get to be a lord.

      Democracy is a nice compromise. Everyone gets to be the lord over themselves, just so long as they don't hurt anyone else. At least that's the Libertarian version of democracy that I'm voting for in the next election. :-)

    9. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by EvilBudMan · · Score: 1

      I bet the ones at the top will not have to take any test. When is the last time you saw a judge or senator take one as a condition of employment.

      Drug testing first, Brain and Genetic tests next.

    10. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      "Get a search warrant or get the hell out."

      They're the ones paying you money. If anybody is going to "get the hell out," it will be you, not your employer. While you have a right to say "no" to screening, they also have the right to fire you for saying "no." Deal with it.

      "to test people with no Probable Cause whatsoever"

      They're not a government agency, they're a private business. They won't be depriving you of life, liberty or property, just depriving you of employment.

    11. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by outsider007 · · Score: 1

      someone once had a name for this type of a struggle... i think it was a class struggle...

      right on baby, fair's fair. I'll submit if they do too. they want to know if i'm gay or violent? thats cool, scan away. but I want to know how many ufo's are hidden under roswell.

      they've got more to hide than I do.

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      If you mod me down the terrorists will have won
    12. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by TGK · · Score: 1

      Jack-in-the-Box eh?

      What if you test positive for e-coli?

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      No trees were killed in the creation of this post. However, many electrons were inconvenienced.
    13. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Leven+Valera · · Score: 1

      In regards to required pee/DNA/brain patterning, doesn't the 4th Am to the Constitution specifically mention your right to be secure in your person against unreasonable searches and seizures?

      LV

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    14. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They're not a government agency, they're a private business. They won't be depriving you of life, liberty or property, just depriving you of employment.

      Well, depriving me of employment deprives me of a paycheck, which could deprive me of the ability to buy food and medical care (life), or deprive me of the ability to pay rent or mortgage (property).

      I might say liberty too, cause its hard to afford to enjoy freedom when yer starving on the street :)

    15. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by ReconRich · · Score: 1

      In regards to required pee/DNA/brain patterning, doesn't the 4th Am to the Constitution specifically mention your right to be secure in your person against unreasonable searches and seizures?

      And you are. The government cannot compel you to provide urine, blood, or any other medical test. Now they are very good at talking you into agreeing to it. The trick of "If you give us the evidence we want, we'll be done and you can go home, otherwise, we'll have to keep you here as long as we can" ususally gets people to volunteer evidence.

      -- Rich

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      Free your mind and your Ass will follow -- George Clinton
    16. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not at every company.... stop making excuses for being a sheep.

    17. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by RatBastard · · Score: 1

      And I've turned down jobs that wanted to test me for drugs. And I will turn down any future jobs that require it. My body and what I do with it outside of my employer's time is my business and my business alone. Until the CEO pisses in a cup and lets me fire his sorry ass for his five martini liunch, I'm not doing it.

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      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    18. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      "They won't be depriving you of life, liberty or property, just depriving you of employment. "

      Unless they care to pick up a phone and call the law on you. What's to stop them?

      As for the rest of your point, we have government to govern businesses as well as private citizens. Corporations and businesses exist because we, through our representatives, license them to do so.

      Businesses should be reined in like mad horses when they go too far. We don't have to "deal with it". We're in charge. They are not.

      I will not live in a corporate feudal system. If businesses demand that I pull my pants down and get inspected for spots on my butt, I say we tell our representatives to stop them. If a woman has to date her boss to keep her job, we tell the government to pass a law to criminalize the act.

      We don't have to "deal with it" just because they wear suits. They can "deal" with the government regulating their asses, or move to some other country wherein they can rape employees or shove needles into people at will. Not here, though.

    19. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Loundry · · Score: 1

      They're the ones paying you money.

      And you provide them work for their money. It's a value-for-value exchange. Yet they get the right to drug test for this? It makes no sense to me.

      Deal with it.

      This is the snide and sophomoric grunt from the "That's the rules!" argument. We already know what the rules are.

      They won't be depriving you of life, liberty or property, just depriving you of employment.

      In a society as specialized as ours, depriving one of employment can be seriously damaging to one's property. I'm not arguing that employers owe employment to their employees. I'm saying that an employer who demands a drug screen of their employees is doing an immoral thing. Firing the employee for refusing the drug screen is an act of even less morality.

      Then again, in a society as litigious as ours, perhaps it all makes sense. Yes, I'm talking about USian society.

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    20. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Gareth+Williams · · Score: 1

      Uh... I have a feeling that with you they might not even need the scan ;-)

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    21. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by dvk · · Score: 1

      Or may be because i'm 100% against drug users, don't want them working near me, and feel BETTER working for a company that drug-tests?

      -DVK

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      "The right to figure things out for yourself is the only true freedom everyone shares. Go use it"-R.A.Heinlein
    22. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by dvk · · Score: 1

      Beats me why they don't do it, but i'm all for it. I hate junkie Presidents as much as junkie .

      Oh, wait, we DO have an equivalent.
      YOU, the employer (being the people of the United States), HIRED a junkie president knowing he was a junkie.

      [ I said "YOU", because I wasn't eligible to vote until 2000 elections. Were I eligible, I would have voted against the junkie. ]

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      "The right to figure things out for yourself is the only true freedom everyone shares. Go use it"-R.A.Heinlein
    23. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How WOULD you know? No testing.

    24. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by axxackall · · Score: 1

      What makes posters happy to post near the first post?

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    25. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      him wanting the job is a good enough excuse.

    26. Re:This is scary, or is it just over-reaction? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      His point was that one's body is more sacred than even property. The government is not allowed to search my house unless they suspect I've done something wrong, so why should a corporation have the right to violate my personal privacy as a condition for my job? They have every right to ask questions to prospective employees, but they aren't (or shouldn't) be allowed to violate MY right to privacy as a condition of MY right to work.

      Read the 9th amendment: The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people. A corporation's rights (hire who they want) cannot be construed to disparage the rights of another (me, presumption of innocence of criminal act.) If you don't think those rules apply because we're talking about a corporation and not government, read the 14th: No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States. As construed, States can't sanction individuals civil rights being violated.

  2. Frightening by beatniklew · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The part that makes this the most frightening is that we've seen recently how far people are willing to go if they think that security is at hand. The Patriot Act and Patriot II (return of the civil liberty abuses), both passed with widespread support, just because people were scared. With the right amount of fear, this technology will not only be allowed, but mandated in usage to screen for "potential security risks"

    1. Re:Frightening by Blaine+Hilton · · Score: 1

      This should be modded up! This is the exact point I was trying to make (and probably failed) This may help find a few of the bad guys, but at what price?

    2. Re:Frightening by HeelToe · · Score: 1

      Don't take this in any way shape or form as support from me for any of the draconian measures the US gov't has put into place, but I wasn't aware Patriot II passed. Do you have something to back this up? Thanks.

    3. Re:Frightening by EdgeShadow · · Score: 1

      At what price indeed? Perhaps I'm being a bit narrow-minded, but I see the benefits of this technology far outweighing the negative aspects of it, if any. I mean, maybe we're getting a little ahead of ourselves by assuming that the article can "read people's thoughts." I saw no indication of this. All I gathered was that it could measure brain activity in certain areas and give indications of merely the types of cognitions being produced, such as various emotions. As the data gathered from the experiments is mostly qualitative anyway, the whole technology's accuracy is comparable to that of a lie detector test. This technology shows promise and should be pursued.

    4. Re:Frightening by beatniklew · · Score: 1

      Patriot 2 hasn't passed, but the fact that they are even considering it as a viable law is frightening.

    5. Re:Frightening by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 1

      And that's why one day all of us free thinking geeks will step into one of Mr. Carmack's rocket ships and start us a new nation.

    6. Re:Frightening by etrnl · · Score: 1

      the whole technology's accuracy is comparable to that of a lie detector test

      Which means its horribly inaccurate. Lie detector tests are inadmissable in most cases now because they can be manipulated relatively easy.

      --etrnl--

    7. Re:Frightening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you hear "Clang Clang Clang went the trolley... ring ring ring went the bell. Zing zing zing went my heart strings"

      Do not get on.

    8. Re:Frightening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll be on the Tom Arnold and Rosie O'Donald ship, correct?

    9. Re:Frightening by Exedore · · Score: 1

      Patriot II (return of the civil liberty abuses)

      Personally I think think it would receive a much more favorable response if they called it "Patriot II: Electric Boogaloo." I'd vote for that.

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      I take drugs seriously.

    10. Re:Frightening by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Patriot 2 hasn't passed, but the fact that they are even considering it as a viable law is frightening.

      So if you knew that, why did you claim that it had? I think that we ought to attach one of these things to you.

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    11. Re:Frightening by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      And here I thought that history was still a required corse in high school.
      If you don't know the possible down sides to people having information about your beliefs, however circumspect, please go read up on WWII, specifically German concentration camps and US concentration camps. (Yup, the US had them for people of Japaneese descent). Also, read up about the "red scare" in the 50's and the way people were treated for actually beliving that communism wasn't so bad. It wasn't a popular belief, but whatever happened to political freedom?
      The problem is that, I should be able to belive and think as I wish, and this technology endangers that. If the govenment could round up everybody who had a positive reaction to a picture of Osama Bin Laden right now, do really think they wouldn't try it? The problem with something like this, and allowing it to be done to people, is that eventually someone with enough power is going to try and misuse it. The best time to stop that sort of thing is before it starts. The average person needs to have a trained response to this sort of thing that rejects it as being intrusive.

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    12. Re:Frightening by EdgeShadow · · Score: 1

      Are you stupid or something? I mean, really... You think that "If the govenment could round up everybody who had a positive reaction to a picture of Osama Bin Laden right now" they would do it? Fuck no. This technology may have that capability, but that doesn't mean anyone's going to do it. Just 'cause the technology exists doesn't mean we have to abuse it. All I'm saying is that it seems useful to have the ability to find patterns in people's thoughts; the technology can be used for good, such as mapping certain portions of the brain about which we know very little. You've got to be really freakin' paranoid if you think a useful tool like this spells an Orwellian future for the U.S. It's bad policy that invades privacy, not bad technology.

      And, just so you know, I'm familiar with everything you've mentioned as far as history is concerned. Fortunately for both of us, this country has learned from many of its mistakes, including the Japanese internment and Red Scare in the 1950's. That's why you don't see Arabs and Muslims living in the US being locked up simply because they're Arab or Muslim. And no one is going to rob you of your thoughts with this technology. Ever heard of the Constitution? We already have technology that can invade a person's privacy, but the Constitution includes amendments that protect an individual's personal privacy. And, as long as our government upholds the Consititution, your privacy won't be violated no matter what kind of technology exists.

    13. Re:Frightening by quintessencesluglord · · Score: 1

      Part of the problem with this is indeed narrow view. They run emotional intelligence tests and various other tests to get an ideal profile, but the profile itself can't really quantify for the complex reactions people have. It gives you a yes or no, it doesn't explain why. But with enough questions, you will get a pattern that fits: you end up with a homogenized group. Quote from "Ghost in the Shell"- 'overt specialization is suicide' err, something like that. I couldn't agree more. Diversity is a good thing, especially when problem solving or brainstorming. Having such a narrow base point pretty much kills off any true innovation. Not to mention people are very complex. Measuring a specific response doesn't really account for its effect on the whole pattern. Sublimination and all that. Not to mention subconscious responses. There is so much going on in anyone's thought process that the tests will run like an objective test for beauty. Try as much as you will, you can't quantify it. I would like to see more research as well (killing curiosity), but I fear people will take the results as gospel (as they do with IQ tests and other things) and not for what it really is: a crude tool being applied to a very complex machine.

    14. Re:Frightening by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Also, read up about the "red scare" in the 50's and the way people were treated for actually beliving that communism wasn't so bad. It wasn't a popular belief, but whatever happened to political freedom?
      I am really not so sure about the freedom to push communism. It's just like the freedom to own slaves - the freedom to deprive others of freedom. No, I don't think people should be persecuted for discussing communism, or reading books on it, even if communism is portrayed positively. But allowing a communist candidate in a democratic election seems inherently contradictory, like voting to do away with voting.
    15. Re:Frightening by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      That's why you don't see Arabs and Muslims living in the US being locked up simply because they're Arab or Muslim.

      Except for that guy from Intel. You know, the guy that gave money to a major muslim charity as part of his religious duties. You know, the guy that was featured on slashdot a month or so ago?

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    16. Re:Frightening by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      allowing a communist candidate in a democratic election seems inherently contradictory, like voting to do away with voting.

      Are you joking? That's the most inherently democratic thing you can do! Undemocratic is congress telling DC that they can't hold a referendum on pot legalization.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    17. Re:Frightening by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      you are optimistic, which is a not a bad sign, but potentially dangerous. (does that mean you'd agree to 24/7 surveillance, brain scans included when available, now?)

      if the U.S. had learned something related to leadership when faced w/ the shame of bullying its own citizens, it probably would not take the tactic of bullying other countrys' citizens even as it follows its strategy of hegemony. hollywood, usloth and bad IP laws can only cover so much of the requisite meme space; i suppose we are lucky these imperialists don't have as much practice as, say, the chinese.

    18. Re:Frightening by AlecC · · Score: 1



      Which is to assume that the only form of Communism that is possible is that practised by the Soviet Union. That wasn't Communism, that was state dictatorship wrapping itself in the flag of Communism. It would be perfectly possible to imagine something which followed the beliefs of the Paris Commune of 1870 or the writings of Karl Marx which was entirely compatible with democracy and personal freedom. I think that even Lenin believed that the iron control he instituted was a necessary evil in order to root out the evils of the past, which would wither away once the perfect Communist state was established. (Stalin was another matter).

      So I think you reply epitomises the problems of this sort of blanket condemnation. There were some atrocious evils carried out by the Soviet Union and others in the name of communism. Those atrocities should be condemned, and anybody proposing them (forcel labour camps, wholsesal uprooting of poulations, deliberately induced famines) shoudl be shut up firmly, whatever their politivcal allegience. On the other side, there is the political idea that "from each according to his ability, to each according to his need" is the right way to run a country. It doesn't work, in my opinion, but it is a perfectly discussable point, and those proposing it, and legislation to implement it, should be allowed their voice - aven if that voice is raised in the name of Communism.

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    19. Re:Frightening by laupsavid · · Score: 1

      I didn't have time to read everyone's response to your comment. PATRIOT II HASN'T EVEN BEEN INTRODUCED AS A BILL. The Justice Department even denies having anything except a "rough draft" of it.

      You need to wake up, and pay attention, and work to PREVENT bills like Patriot II from coming through. Don't assume that they are going to pass and smirk with an "I told you so" look when they do pass and you haven't personally put any effort into preventing it.

      Democracy takes work. Too many people are sitting on their butts complaining and not acting.

    20. Re:Frightening by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Are you stupid or something? I mean, really... You think that "If the govenment could round up everybody who had a positive reaction to a picture of Osama Bin Laden right now" they would do it? Fuck no. This technology may have that capability, but that doesn't mean anyone's going to do it. Just 'cause the technology exists doesn't mean we have to abuse it.

      I agree, that we have a technology does not necessatate the govenment using it for such a purpose. However, history provides enough examples of well intentioned ideas being twisted to really bad purposes, I just think we should start worrying about this sort of thing now, rather than after some power mad ruler gets these types of ideas into his head.

      All I'm saying is that it seems useful to have the ability to find patterns in people's thoughts; the technology can be used for good, such as mapping certain portions of the brain about which we know very little. You've got to be really freakin' paranoid if you think a useful tool like this spells an Orwellian future for the U.S. It's bad policy that invades privacy, not bad technology.

      Actually, I do agree with you here. Its not technology that is the problem, its how its used. Technoloigy is not inherently good or bad, it simply is. People, on the other hand, do tend to be good bad, or usually selfish. And the idea of this type of thing being used against the populous, by the govenment, as some sort of thought-police type device worries me. I am not a tin-foil hat wearing paranoid, but I do value my privacy and don't see any advantage to this sort of use of this technology, but someone will. Do I think that this will happen overnight, or that the govenment is out to get me? No, but these sorts of things should be discussed rationally, and not simply dismissed as paranoid rantings.

      And, just so you know, I'm familiar with everything you've mentioned as far as history is concerned. Fortunately for both of us, this country has learned from many of its mistakes, including the Japanese internment and Red Scare in the 1950's. That's why you don't see Arabs and Muslims living in the US being locked up simply because they're Arab or Muslim. And no one is going to rob you of your thoughts with this technology. Ever heard of the Constitution? We already have technology that can invade a person's privacy, but the Constitution includes amendments that protect an individual's personal privacy. And, as long as our government upholds the Consititution, your privacy won't be violated no matter what kind of technology exists.

      And if the govenment had been worried about upholding the Constitution in the listed instances none of those things would have happened either. But, they did happen. While in theroy we should not have to worry about our government comming and trampling our rights, we should always remember that there really is very little holding them back. If enough people in govenment got behind this sort of idea again a piece of paper is not going to do the slightest thing to stop them.
      My whole point was that, by looking at history, we can see a really bad pattern of the government getting out of control on occasions. And to dismiss the idea that it will get out of control again is ludicrious. It has happened, nothing in human nature has changed to prevent it from happeneing again, it may be in 20 years or 200 years, but eventually it will happen. The only way we will ever delay it happening is for people to keep a constant eye on the government, and not let it chip away at our rights.

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  3. Maybe.... by Surak · · Score: 1

    Maybe there IS something to those tinfoil hats after all! Hmmm...

    1. Re:Maybe.... by kinnell · · Score: 1

      Just think how paranoid he'll be after a slashdotting has destroyed his webserever. Heh Heh Heh.

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  4. Two words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thought Police!

  5. irony by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Could soldiers be screened for homosexuality?

    I always find it ironic that technologies created by open-mindedness have to ability to empower the narrow-minded.

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    1. Re:irony by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      created for open-mindedness you mean? :]

    2. Re:irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why is screening soldiers for homosexuality "narrow-minded"?

      Whether you like it or not, sex, love, and the associated emotions are not a military benefit - they're a distraction, and a liability in a combat situation. This is a liability that can be avoided fairly easily by placing straight men and straight women together in the same combat units. (Yah, I know. No women-only combat units. I think that will happen sooner or later, though...)

      I'm ex-Navy, and I've seen mixed-sex ships in operation. They get the whole host of problems that you see in regular military units, plus - prostitution rings, trading sexual favors for perks, love triangles, increased incidences of STDs, quarrels (sometimes violent) between ex-lovers, etc. The same thing happens in combat units where you have a mixed straight/homosexual (or suspected homosexual) environment, only now you have the wonderful added tension of putting everyone into an uncomfortable situation: having to dress, bathe, live in close quaters with, and otherwise deal intimately with someone who may or may not be attracted to them sexually. This would be considered sexual harrasement under any other set of circumstances.

      IMHO, listing "heterosexual" as a job requirement for the military is akin to requiring uncorrected 20/20 vision for a combat pilot or having a maximum height restriction for submariners. I wanted to be a pilot, but hey, my eyes are lousy... well, life sucks, and I'm not qualified. Hey, you wanted to be a Marine, but you're bisexual or homosexual... well, life sucks, and you're not qualified.

      <shrug>

      Get over it, move on, and be happy that your sexual orientation will also keep you out of the next draft - so you won't have the dubious privlige of going and dying in some third-world hell-hole someday.

    3. Re:irony by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      ... aw, come off it! You've never heard the expression "comrades-in-arms" :-)

      Don't worry, we ran a brain-scan on you, and we didn't find anything :-)

      Bottom line: If someone's willing to put their ass on the line for their country, I don't care what their sexual orientation is, just like I don't care about their race, their political views, etc...

    4. Re:irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's narrowminded because you believe all homosexuals would act how you describe.

      If even one could do fine in a military operation, and I've met some fierce ones, then you are discriminating.

      Moreover, they let girls in which no doubt creates just as much tension.

      So basically, you have a bigoted opinion, and you're using a stereotype to justify it.

      and that's narrowmindedness.

    5. Re:irony by TGK · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the early summer of 371 BC the two great armies of Ancient Greece met on the plain of Luctra.

      The Spartan army that day numbered some 11,000 men, claiming a heritage stretching back hundreds of years. Glory upon glory enshrouded this fighting force, the decendents of the famous 300 and heirs to the legacy of Thermopylae.

      Across the plain from them stood the Thebian army. Only 6,000 stong, the Thebians were acutely aware of the overwhelming numerical superiority of their enemy.

      In the moments before the crucial clash of arms, Epaminandos, general of the Thebian Army, called "The Sacred Band" to hold a position usualy reserved for cannon fodder: face to face with the Spartan Elite. The Band consisted of 300 highly trained shock troops. Against them stood nearly 600 of Sparta's best.

      But the Thebians held a key advantage. Hoplite warfare relies heavily on the defence of those on the flanks, as well as the defence of the individual, to maintain the integrity of the unit. Here the Thebian system was superior. The Sacred Band was comprised, not simply of 300 shock troops, but of 150 pairs of homosexual lovers. These men were willing to fight and die for each other, not only because it benefited the unit as a whole, but because of the deeper bonds between them.

      When the sun set on Luctra that day it set upon the aftermath of the Thebian victory. The Spartan army had been crushed by a smaller force and forced to request a truce. In the years following Luctra, Spartan military power would be shattered forever.

      While I don't argue that sexual tension in our military can be a problem, I object to the idea that is MUST be a problem. Speaking as a historian I belive the problems in our military associated with sex and sexuality do not derive from having people sexualy attracted serving together, but rather the way we deal with that circumstance. The Thebians turned it into an advantage. They were not the first, nor the last.

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    6. Re:irony by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Moreover, they let girls in which no doubt creates just as much tension

      Um... that was my point. I am not "using a stereotype" to justify my position - I pointed out problems that exist in mixed-gender environments today, as an example of what mixed-orientation combat units could be like. It's my opinion that there are enough added problems that mixed-orientation units would actually end up having more problems than mixed-sex units.

      Yes, my depiction was "worst case". In some combat situations, the overall effectiveness of a single small unit can be the difference between life and death for hundreds or even thousands of soldiers. You don't want to screw around in those situations - you want the best fighting force you can put together.

      The historian who mentioned the Spartans went to the opposite extreme. There are few, very few military origanizations today (if any!) that appraoch the Spartans in terms of training and indoctrination. The fact that they were homosexuals is of secondary importance - it was part of their lifestyle, yes, but they were raised from an incredibly young age (5 or 7, I think it was) to become a solider. Sure, I'll admit that under those conditions, 10-20 years of hard training in the military starting at age 5 will tend to mimimize any sort of problems sexual relations between soldiers might introduce :-/ Our military forces are very different from the Spartans, though. In particular, given our societies' emphasis on sexual freedom in the last 50 years, I think that I have if anything understated the problems encountered in mixed-gender (and potential mixed-orientation) combat units.

  6. Non-story. by Hayzeus · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    This is exactly why I keep a lock on the download port. Remember, physical security is your last line of defense...

  7. Uh Oh by theBraindonor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now my boss will know how burned-out and disgruntled I have become... I'm so screwed...

    1. Re:Uh Oh by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, he'll discover that you're the least burned out and disgruntled employee he has. So he'll dump a whole slew of new work on your ass!

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    2. Re:Uh Oh by No.+24601 · · Score: 1

      Correction... he's screwed!

    3. Re:Uh Oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      perfect, another candidate for management training instructor!

  8. Dang it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Problem now is that I can't back up my brain, reformat it with an encrypted file system, and then restore everything...

    1. Re:Dang it... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Problem now is that I can't back up my brain, reformat it with an encrypted file system, and then restore everything...

      File system, Pffft. My brain uses a relational database!

    2. Re:Dang it... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Problem now is that I can't back up my brain, reformat it with an encrypted file system, and then restore everything...

      1. Back up brain
      2. Reformat head
      3. Encrypt file system
      4. Try to load back in
      5. DMCA lawyers stops you
      6. Profit? What's a "profit"?

      Damn thot: A beowulf cluster of Bill Gates's

    3. Re:Dang it... by misterhaan · · Score: 1
      it would probably be more like this:

      1. back up brain
      2. reformat head
      3. uh . . . what was step 3 again?
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    4. Re:Dang it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can encrypt the contents of your brain with enough drugs.

    5. Re:Dang it... by ultraexactzz · · Score: 1

      it would probably be more like this:

      back up brain
      reformat head
      uh . . . what was step 3 again?


      Step 3: Profit!

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  9. Could soldiers be screened for homosexuality? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    >> Could soldiers be screened for homosexuality?

    You just need a Gaydar unit, none of this crap.

  10. THis is already being done, to a certan degree. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    REad the book out ther "profiler" I think thats the name. HEs one of the guys who works out the psychologal profile of wanted murders and serial killers. He basically claims that he can tell who a serial killer is just by the fact that they follow his profile.

    Its getting to the point where any variaton from the median of society is being seen as wrong, or a disease. Speaking as an outlier, fuck you.

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    1. Re:THis is already being done, to a certan degree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well i hope you get fucking killed by a serial killer, of course after they kill anyone you care about first asshole. Eat a dick and choke on it.

    2. Re:THis is already being done, to a certan degree. by Zathrus · · Score: 1

      He basically claims that he can tell who a serial killer is just by the fact that they follow his profile.

      You're talking about some seriously deranged individuals here, and it's been known for decades that serial killers do fit some rather general profiles. What's the surprise here?

      Alternately, what's the issue here? We're talking about freaking murderers. Sick individuals, in pretty much every sense of the word, that need to be removed from society before they harm more people.

      Its getting to the point where any variaton from the median of society is being seen as wrong, or a disease. Speaking as an outlier, fuck you.

      Gee... such angst. And such a load of crap too. Variations from the median of society are far more accepted now than they were during most of the past. How would you like to be shunned, or stoned, or hung, or crucified, or killed in any number of other interesting ways for being an "outlier"? Because that's generally what happened throughout most of history. Heck, go to the wrong area of the world and it can still happen to you.

      The past is not as idyllic as people seem to think - modern communications have caused far more acceptance for a far wider range of thoughts, feelings, and actions -- largely because it allows people to find others with similar behaviors and discover that they are not alone.

    3. Re:THis is already being done, to a certan degree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And I hope you are wrongly accused of being a serial killer and executed you facsist fuck!

    4. Re:THis is already being done, to a certan degree. by identity0 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're talking about some seriously deranged individuals here, and it's been known for decades that serial killers do fit some rather general profiles. What's the surprise here?

      I think the problem the original poster was talking about was not that serial killers were assumed to be wierd, but that wierd people were assumed to be serial killers. What if you were a person with 'odd' tastes, who got fingered by the police for murder just because you fit some 'profile' made up by some dude in a office who's never met you? Like, say, someone that pretends to be an hunchbacked cave-dweller from outer space *must* be the murderer... As for the past being worse, things have been getting better with respect to being an 'outlier' of society for some time, and this technology seems to be a step in the wrong direction.

  11. Who's laughing now wide-open-brain-boy? by Jack+William+Bell · · Score: 0, Redundant

    And you thought my tinfoil hat was crazy!

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  12. Not a dupe, but close... by YetAnotherName · · Score: 1

    Could synesthesiacs be given preferential job offers as novelists and playwrights?

    1. Re:Not a dupe, but close... by bricriu · · Score: 1

      This of course assumes that there are any JOBS for novelists and playwrights. Perhaps someone is not familiar with the term "starving artist"? :)

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  13. what you are fearing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    isn't that someone is invading your precious privacy. What you are afraid of is that someone can peer into your mind and see what a twisted demented fuck you really are inside, Michael.

    People are afraid of the truth...if people couldn't hide from their own thoughts, they'd be faced to deal with the lies they live, and perhaps actually have to consider change.

    1. Re:what you are fearing... by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      Unless you personally have lived inside Michael's Brain, you are just guessing, based on NOWHERE near sufficient evidence, and making a really strong opinion based on it.

      Yes some twisted people are afraid of the truth.

      But MORE of us are afraid of shmucks like you that base strong opinions on silly things like what they post on the net. If you came to that kind of decsions from what you see on the net, I certainly do NOT want to see what kind of fanatical, descion you will make when you think you can read someone's mind.

      I am far more afraid of what people will try to do to me because of their own demonic fears than dealing with the "lies" I live.

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    2. Re:what you are fearing... by laigle · · Score: 1

      On the contrary. Most people are thinking things that most people, including the ones thinking those things, would call sick and demented all the time. The ability to read minds wouldn't correct human behavior, it would erase the thin veneer of total BS we call human civilization. It's only by saying obvious falsehoods like "I respect her for her mind," "I'm fulfilled by my job and life," and "Boy honey, this meatloaf is great!" that we make human interaction tolerable. As soon as we all know that we all want to boff every hottie that walks by, that we all hate our job and wish we could have grown up to be a superhero like we dreamed about as kids, and that frankly the meatloaf was par at best but that's okay because we were expecting it and had a snack at the bar after work while drinking away the disappointment of our fat housewife sibling and male cheerleader offspring, not to mention that blonde waitress is on Tuesdays...

      Well, life is gonna get real interesting. Elvis descending from thesky in a giant death robot and meting out cleansing fire on the unbelievers interesting. Not sure if it's a good or bad thing really.

    3. Re:what you are fearing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A person has every fucking right to lie to themselves, and to really be a twisted demented fuck inside.

      An employer, insurance agency, doctor, jury, judge, CIA, FBI - what have you - does NOT have ANY fucking right to rape that information right out of one's brain.

      The same reason I'm allowed ( required, even! ) to wear clothing to cover my genitals - by your argument, a person shouldn't be worried about being required to undertake a genital inspection by their employer because "It's not because someone is invading your precious privacy. What you are afraid of is that someone can peer into your pants and see what a pathetic little penis you have."

      But of course you couldn't be so completely stupid to understand the simple concept of freaking PRIVACY in this day and age where we're losing more and more of that right every generation.

      *plonk*

    4. Re:what you are fearing... by Rob+Simpson · · Score: 1

      Couldn't we just host a Disaster Area concert?

    5. Re:what you are fearing... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      I have a mild form of autism. A brainscan will certainly show this. This could potentially kill my career if this becomes a standard practice.

      As long as I work and perform well its not any of their dam bussiness.

      What about gay people? They have to put up with enough crap as it is and are taunted in HighSchool. Now when they graduate it looks like they will be flipping burgers.

      I may not have a twisted mind but its not like I can tell my employer during an interview. If I do I lose the job! Employers are obsessed with "can this potential employee perform?". Any uncertainly is assumed bad.

      HR just wants to implement more and more filtering mechanisms in the hope to increase productivity and not hire bad apples.

      Its the same argument about a Harvard vs a regular college grad. A degree from Harvard does not mean you would perform better but they sure as hell are treated better and paid more.

    6. Re:what you are fearing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Austic people are retarded! They do not belong in the fortune 5,000 world.

      Go back to flipping burgers you aspie retard!

      hahah look at your spelling? Or I should say speeling.

    7. Re:what you are fearing... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      " Austic people are retarded!"
      Autistic people are retarded!

      "hahah look at your spelling? Or I should say speeling."

      Hahaha, look at your spelling?

      "
      Go back to flipping burgers you aspie retard!"


      Hmmm. Judging by your grammer and spelling it sounds like its a job you are more qualified for them me.

    8. Re:what you are fearing... by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Good point, much in line with my take on the matter. I always hoped that the pending panopticon, often pushed for by "conservative" types, would rub their noses in the fact that a lot of people think quite differently than they expect.
      Although I'm not sure that what we call civilzation is entirely built upon lies and bullshit used to lubricate personal relations. Writing and agriculture for examples.

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    9. Re:what you are fearing... by etcpasswd · · Score: 1

      We humans are judgemental already based on race, color, gender and what not. This is worse, because the above biases are illegal (or politically incorrect), where as this could be a perfectly valid bias. Isn't this brainscan analogous to a PHB deciding which program is better by looking at the hardcopy, instead of actually running the programs?

    10. Re:what you are fearing... by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Har, you're not alone (Asperger's disorder, plus Intermittent Explosive disorder here)...

      And to someone who wanted to pick my brain with a device, I'd just say "fous-toi".

      -uso.

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    11. Re:what you are fearing... by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      That's if you can get a job at the local fallen arches. Believe me, I've tried - for 8 years, no less - to get a real job. It just isn't happening for me. So take your prejudices and shove them up there, I'll have none of it. I've been there, and I'll tell you, it's no picnic.

      GoAT

      -uso.

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    12. Re:what you are fearing... by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      You're right, autistic people are retarded

    13. Re:what you are fearing... by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Hee hee, Anonymous Coward criticizing someone for wanting privacy, that's a good one.

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    14. Re:what you are fearing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the clothes issue is a health issue.

    15. Re:what you are fearing... by praedor · · Score: 1

      Excellent post and you are absolutely right. Our thoughts contain EVERYTHING from initial gut reactions on. They contain murderous, violent, "Id" content with a veneer of "SuperEgo" smacking it all around. Think "Forbidden Planet" and the monsters from the id.


      Beyond that, the meatloaf REALLY is excellent! The part I don't want you or your wife to hear/know is the thoughts about wanting to bend her over the table and hump her blind with or without your being there...oops, did I write that out loud?

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    16. Re:what you are fearing... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      Question?

      What is Intermittent Explosive disorder?

    17. Re:what you are fearing... by Sloppy · · Score: 1
      Actually the clothes issue is a health issue.
      Oh please. Suppose I decide I've had it with society's "primitive notions of modesty" and go streaking. Soon after, I will experience a confusing scene where cops are yelling at me, something about .. exposure? They will qualify this as being indecent, not unhealthy.

      Oh.. and is a woman's chest less clean than a man's? Imagine this scenario: without wearing a shirt, I bicycle for 20 miles on a hot day, and get all sweaty. Then I let my old feeble cat slobber on me (yes, he drools) and I roll around in some dirt. Then I go sit on a parkbench, and rub my filthy back on it, getting my dirt and bodily fluids on it. A cop walks by. He pays me no attention.

      Now imagine Yamila Diaz in the shower. She soaps up her luscious hooters, rubbing her flesh, works up a lather, and then rinses clean as you watch. She steps out of the shower, completely nude and dripping with those lucky, lucky water molecules, and towels off. Then she puts on on delicate lacey panties and some tight jeans, but forgets the bra and blouse, and steps outside and sits on the parkbench. A cop happens by. "You're under arrest, ma'am. Indecent exposure."

      Ok, maybe the guy saying that isn't really a cop, maybe that's just you, dressed up in a fake cop costume, having a little fun with Yamila. "Oh no officer, please don't arrest me! There has to be some way to work something out," she says. But just for the sake of the argument, suppose that was a real cop, and he's arresting her because of the health issue. She's getting that parkbench dirty with her horrible germs (yeah, like those germs would really bother you if she were covered with whipped cream). Horrible germs? Look, she just got out of the shower a minute ago, and nobody said anything when I got mansweat and cat drool and dirt all over the parkbench. So don't try to tell me this is about health, unless what you really meant is that when I'm biking by, I glance at Yamila sitting topless on a parkbench and crash my bike and break my neck because I wasn't looking where I was going. Yeah, maybe that's a health issue, but I know that's not what you meant.

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    18. Re:what you are fearing... by RKloti · · Score: 2, Informative
      Retarded literally means "delayed" (the French word tard means late, retarder means "to delay", which you might see at an airport or a train station in France if your plane or train were delayed - very common in France, but that's besides the point) and it refers to passing development milestones at a higher age than is expected from normal children, that is, talking longer to learn motor, social and cognitive skills like speech, crawling, walking or reading. In this sense, people with AS are "retarded" in a social sense, but by definition they aren't retarded in an intellectual or a linguistic sense, otherwise they wouldn't fall under the definition of Asperger's Syndrome which requires normal language capabilities and average or above average intelligence. Some people with AS also have apraxia - a lack of motor coordination that causes them to appear [very] clumsy.

      The term "retarded" is strongly stigmatised, and many people associate it with Trisonomy 21/Downs Syndrome or other forms of severe mental disabilities. People with HFA and AS are often above average intelligence and some can be a genius in a very specific area, but they lack important social skills, which can cause bizarre (to "normal" people) behaviour and usually social withdrawl and isolation. Neither condition can be treated per se, but it is possible to "learn" some of the innate social capabilities that most people have.

      IANAP

    19. Re:what you are fearing... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It means he sometimes straps C4 or RDX to his chest and blows himself up in a public place. This disorder tends to manifest spontaneous remission after the first attack.

      Unfortunately, so does the patient.

    20. Re:what you are fearing... by unitron · · Score: 1

      Well, when I see the initials I.E., I naturally think of the tendency of Internet Explorer to randomly self-destruct.

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    21. Re:what you are fearing... by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      So do I. *g*

      I'm not sure what IE disorder is, but it obviously has something to do with "blowing up" (temper problem) every so often.

      -uso.

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  14. It's a lot easier,,, by DeepDarkSky · · Score: 3, Insightful

    to figure out what is going on in someone's head by looking at the things that the person does or say, the external manifestations of a person's thoughts. If you are concerned about your "brain privacy", just don't talk to people, post on Slashdot or a personal blog, don't write letters or emails, etc.

  15. DMCA by wowbagger · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sorry, but I hold the copyright over my brain and the information therein, and your brain scanner is an unlawful circumvention device under the DMCA.

    My lawyers will be calling.

    1. Re:DMCA by LavaDog · · Score: 1

      Too bad your brain is analog.

    2. Re:DMCA by DJStealth · · Score: 1

      (although the above comment was made with some sarcasm...)
      Surprisingly, our brains may be more digital than you think. Although we can measure neurons by their firing rate (number of spikes per unit time), at each unit time a neuron can be either on (firing) or off (resting).

      The difference our brain has to computers is that it runs in continuous time space (completely parallel and asynchronous) compared to computers which are very limited in their parellel computing capabilities and run on a synchronous clock.

    3. Re:DMCA by maxume · · Score: 1

      I was under the impression that the intensity with which a neuron fires can vary, and that connected neurons are sensitive to it, the firing can be ignored if it is not strong enough, etc...

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    4. Re:DMCA by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the chances that you would actually own the information obtained from your brain scan are (in the USA at least).... zero.

  16. That explains it by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I woke up and found an "X" chalked on my forehead.

  17. Covered in a SF book by koreth · · Score: 3, Informative
    This sort of thing is the premise of a book I read a few years back, The Truth Machine by James Halperin. The premise is that someone develops a brain scanner that can tell with absolute certainty whether someone is lying. Halperin paints a pretty optimistic picture of the results; I think he underestimates how profoundly uneasy this kind of thing would make people, but I think he's right on the money in predicting that if such a device existed and were available at an affordable price, there'd be no stopping the spread of it and no avoiding its profound impact on the way society works.

    I'm one of the folks who feels uneasy, but on the other hand I'm not quite sure I can bring myself to believe that the potential harm of some of these developments outweighs the benefits -- if the technology can be applied in both directions, not just by the police. If I can quiz a politician on what his real motivations were for passing a law and be assured that he's not dodging the question, it might not be quite as onerous to be unable to lie about breaking it. But even with that thought in mind, I'm still uneasy.

    1. Re:Covered in a SF book by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'd be great.

      They can scan you: Would you work for less money?

      You can scan them: How much is the maximum amount you can afford to pay me?

      DJ

  18. "I was always secretly against the _____" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now they can find out for real. Scary, innit?

  19. Brain Privacy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the article...

    "'Perhaps child molesters and other criminals in the future will wear headgear that will monitor that brain region in order to determine when their intentions will be carried out,'' Hinrichs wrote. ''Would this be a reasonable method of crime prevention or a human rights violation?''"

    A Human rights violation, in the spirit of 'Saving the Children'.

  20. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Slashdot has just read my mind!!!!

  21. Got a whole lotta hype by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Insightful

    There's a major difference between a drug screen and having your brain scanned as a condition of employment. A drug screen is meant to pick up illegal activity which poses a tangible safety and liability issue to a potential employer. There's nothing illegal about thinking anything (at least in the developed democracies), so I don't see brain scans becoming accepted practice during my lifetime (knock on wood).

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    1. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Ron+Bennett · · Score: 1, Insightful
      "There's nothing illegal about thinking anything (at least in the developed democracies), so I don't see brain scans becoming accepted practice during my lifetime (knock on wood)."

      Guess you haven't heard about the Hate Crimes bills that have passed here in the States in the past few years...
    2. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You can sit around and hate whoever you like, it's when you act on it by assaulting others that it becomes a crime. Try another swing..

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    3. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 5, Insightful
      A drug screen is meant to pick up illegal activity which poses a tangible safety and liability issue to a potential employer.

      Bullshit.

      Chemical screens for drug metabolites say absolutely nothing about whether you are a safety issue. If that was the issue, impairment tests would be used. (And a few intelligent employers do use impairment tests.) Drug screens are about what you're doing in your own time - they are a lifestyle screen. They're a loyalty oath to the Drug War.

      (They're also surprisingly inaccurate for something that can ruin your life.)

      I got my first job in high school, 17 years ago. I've been in the workforce ever since. I've never pissed in a cup for an employer. I've turned down job offers over it. I've still done ok.

      Drug tests: just say no.

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    4. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by nicedream · · Score: 3, Insightful

      But if you do act out and assault someone, your thoughts and motives (not just the act committed)can be used determine the severity of the crime.

      Base hit.

    5. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by dogfart · · Score: 2, Informative

      As has been the case with other crimes for many years. The act is criminal, the intent determines the severity (among other factors)

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    6. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

      and it has ever been thus.

      have you ever heard of "mitigating circumstances" or "extenuating circumstances". Motives and thoughts have always been a factor.

      Hence, the difference between 1st and second degree murder.

      picked off first, i'd say.

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    7. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 1

      A drug screen is meant to pick up illegal activity which poses a tangible safety and liability issue to a potential employer.

      No... these are generally "substance-abuse" screenings. That means having alcohol in your bloodstream will cause a positive, causing you to be denied the job. Nothing illegal about having alcohol in your bloodstream. Or eating a poppyseed bagel for that matter.

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    8. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by jsahol · · Score: 1

      None of this is any problem for those of us with Bene Gesserit training: anyone can alter their metabolism and brain activity as required. Of course the gom jabbar might be the next step in employee screening then.

    9. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by drunk_as_in_beer · · Score: 1

      I've never pissed in a cup for an employer. I've turned down job offers over it. I've still done ok.

      Drug tests: just say no.


      Hell yeah man.. I don't even use illegal drugs and I turn down job offers if they screen for substance abuse. For me, I simply cannot work for someone who would support this unethical practice.

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    10. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Eric+Savage · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually the hate crime point is valid. The hate crime legislation makes penalties stiffer for the same crime when the court/jury determines you did it to a member of an identifiable group (race, gender, religion, etc) out of hatred for said group, thus thought (in the form of hatred) is an issue. Of course, thought (in the form of intent) being an element of a crime is nothing new, its core to the legal definition of many, possibly most, crimes.

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    11. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Poppyseed bagels are responsible for 38% of work-related injuries! Employers have the right to know!

    12. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by privacyt · · Score: 5, Insightful
      You can sit around and hate whoever you like, it's when you act on it by assaulting others that it becomes a crime.

      If you assault someone without hating them for their race, you get the standard punishment. But if you do the exact same assault and feel hatred, you get an additional punishment.

      In some cases this can get absurd. Here in Pennsylvania a couple years ago, two ignorant pranksters put racist stickers on a sign outside a Martin Luther King memorial. Normally, such vandalism would been a misdemeanor, giving the punks a fine and comunity service. But in their case, it was a felony due to additional hate crimes penalties.

      Is that good? Maybe so, since we all hate racists. But what if someone vandalizes a Microsoft billboard because they hate monopolistic corporations, and then they get a felony for having the wrong motives when they did the crime? If everyone doesn't have freedom of thought, then none of us do.

      Punish people's crimes; don't punish their thoughts.

      And since the thoughts of a person in a free society are no one's business but their own, the government needs to stay out of our brains and stop conccerning itself with our thoughts.

    13. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only reason thoughts aren't illegal is because they haven't been detectable yet. As soon as they are detectable, you can bet your ass that certain thoughts will be made illegal.

      And your opinion of developed democracies is laughable.

    14. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Yeah...what if you eat a poppy-seed bagel for breakfast and go for a drug test? You'd have some explaining to do when the test came back. And all that anyone would say to you is "Sucks to be you"...

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    15. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Exedore · · Score: 2, Funny

      Job Applicant: "What's in the box?"
      HR Director Gaius Helen Mohiam: "Pain."

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    16. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Chemical screens for drug metabolites say absolutely nothing about whether you are a safety issue."

      If you see no problem with either violating state and federal laws or ignoring medical reccomendations just to feel good, why should a potential employer believe you would pay any attention to company and government health and safety requirements?

      "If that was the issue, impairment tests would be used."

      Impairment tests only tell employers about the here and now. Potential employers aren't interested in if you can show one sober on one particular day to pass a test, they're more concerned about a pattern of use over the course of weeks and months, which chemical screening is much better at spotting. Passing a breathalizer doesn't mean you never drive drunk.

      "Drug screens are about what you're doing in your own time"

      But what you're doing "on your own time" does have effects on the employer's time. And again, why should a potential employer believe that it's only on your own time? If you're having difficulty not breaking the law, why wouldn't you violate company policy?

    17. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Since I've worked in warehouse/distribution environments for the last several years, I heartily disagree. Put plain & simple, you don't want some crackhead/stoner/junkie driving a forklift around your warehouse. From the employer's perspective, it's common sense to try and screen users out ahead of time.

      Now, whether this argument extends to non-equipment operating personnel is potentially another matter. The main motivation there is probably insurance related. Now don't get me wrong - personally, I think pot should be legalized. But drug users do represent a higher risk in terms of attendance and health care issues, so from the employers perspective that makes them expendable...

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    18. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Joe+the+Lesser · · Score: 1

      I work for a major semiconductor company, and they didn't make me take a drug test, so some company's aren't fascist. In fact, I've never been asked to by any employers I've worked for.

      It's certainly one of the reasons this company is great, because they treat their employees more like people than assets.

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    19. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by sqlrob · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Since I've worked in warehouse/distribution environments for the last several years, I heartily disagree. Put plain & simple, you don't want some crackhead/stoner/junkie driving a forklift around your warehouse. From the employer's perspective, it's common sense to try and screen users out ahead of time.

      What about the heavy drinkers?

      Or just the people that don't get a good amount of sleep. Both of those have similar safety issues.

    20. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1
      "You can sit around and hate whoever you like, it's when you act on it by assaulting others that it becomes a crime. Try another swing.."

      I hate to burst your bubble, but just recently in Britain, the government (lead by that nice Mr Tony Blair) was trying to pass a law that would lock up people, indefinitiely, that were considered to have "personality disorders," on the basis that they might do some harm to someone.

      Please do not underestimate the nefariousness of governments.

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    21. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by blincoln · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But what you're doing "on your own time" does have effects on the employer's time. And again, why should a potential employer believe that it's only on your own time? If you're having difficulty not breaking the law, why wouldn't you violate company policy?

      US law != ethics.

      I don't use illegal drugs, but I drink occassionally. Does that mean I'm going to get wasted on company time?

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    22. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by madcow_ucsb · · Score: 1

      I dunno, I've always thought of drug tests as basic intelligence tests.

      Basically they ask: "Are you too stupid to put down the weed while you're looking for a job and you know you'll be screened in the near future?"

      You rule out both the addicts (probably don't want them...) and the dumbasses (don't need them either).

      Random tests are a whole different discussion, frankly I think that as long as your job performance is ok, then whatever floats your boat...

    23. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

      hippie.

    24. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Khasmo · · Score: 1

      Motive is not the same as intent. these laws say that some 'reasons' for commiting crimes are worse than other. The thoughts alone are not illegal, but these laws say that the thoughts you had while assaulting that person may some how make it more heinous. As if beating a person senseless so you can steal their car is some how not as bad as beating the person senseles and stealing their while thinking bad thoughts about the person.

    25. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Avaxx · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree with you completely on the idea of punishing people for their crimes and not thoughts. However, when their inner racist feelings leak out and they do something like that, an extra step must be taken.

      These two punks needed to learn that it is even more wrong to vandalize a memorial like one to Martin Luther King because of what the man stood for for the black people of our country.

      But what if someone vandalizes a Microsoft billboard because they hate monopolistic corporations, and then they get a felony for having the wrong motives when they did the crime? If everyone doesn't have freedom of thought, then none of us do.

      While your example sucks, I get what you are attempting to say. Had the people of Microsoft been punished and held down by people of our country then yes, I would say the preps in this case should be held on higher charges. But, because MS has not been, you can't quite compare your example to the Pennsylvania case.


      In a mild attempt to get back on topic, I think it will be a long time before we see any sort of thing like public brain scanning. It would take some serious advances (both in actual brain scans and in the society in which we live) for something like this to happen.

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    26. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      Put plain & simple, you don't want some crackhead/stoner/junkie driving a forklift around your warehouse.

      Or someone who's drunk, or zoned out on legal meds, or had no sleep the previous night. That's why impairment testing can be a good idea.

      But if the only way you can tell if someone is a drug user or not is by testing their urine, obviously it's not impacting their job. Chemical screens are a lifestyle test, and my lifestyle outside the job ain't nobody's business but my own.

      But drug users do represent a higher risk in terms of attendance and health care issues

      Not true. Some evidence show that cannabis users actually make better employees.

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    27. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by dnaSpyDir · · Score: 1

      that's soooo unbelievable, i believe a link would be in order.... come on, don't make me work for it

    28. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      If you assault someone without hating them for their race, you get the standard punishment. But if you do the exact same assault and feel hatred, you get an additional punishment.
      So? Punishment has always depended upon one's thoughts. If I start a fight with somebody and kill them, it makes a big difference in my punishment whether I was planning to kill them them prior to the fight, or just did it on the spur of them moment.

    29. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by quintessencesluglord · · Score: 1

      I tend to agree, but in the reverse:

      "Are you stupid enough to piss away your right to privacy to be a wage-slave and are you stupid enough to work for a company that will judge you on something other than job performance?"

      I figure you get company of people who can't think for themselves which is just perfect for the mentality of corporate america.

    30. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Blue+Stone · · Score: 1
      Well, here's a very un-emotive story on the case (and one I hadn't seen before.) Although the article describes the matter in a way that leads me to think it was not as bad as it was made out in virtually every newspaper I read (broadsheets included) it's still relevant, I think.

      Oh yeah, here's the link.

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    31. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      redneck!

    32. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by klokwise · · Score: 1

      just to illustrate the inaccuracy point, i had a friend going to work for shell, for which a drug test was needed. this guy was the most clean-living person i knew, he didn't even drink. even so, his test came back positive for opium use.

      why? due to eating buns with poppy seeds on top.

      he's now just graduated from cambridge, and i don't think he is looking for employment with shell.

    33. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by privacyt · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Punishment has always depended upon one's thoughts. If I start a fight with somebody and kill them, it makes a big difference in my punishment whether I was planning to kill them them prior to the fight, or just did it on the spur of them moment.

      You're confusing intent with motive, which legally are two entirely different things. The classic example (from first-year law school) is stealing. If someone robs a bank in order to feed their starving family, they are just as guilty as someone who robs it out of greed. Both had the same intent of absconding with someone else's property.

      Throughout the entire history of Anglo-Saxon common law, motivate has always been irrelevant. A crime was a crime, and it didn't matter why the criminal did his deed. Hate crimes legislation has overturned that, however, by saying motive does matter.

    34. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Llyr · · Score: 1
      If you assault someone without hating them for their race, you get the standard punishment. But if you do the exact same assault and feel hatred, you get an additional punishment.

      As I see it, the logic behind additional or more severe punishments for hate crimes is that not only would you be assaulting someone, you'd also be deliberately terrorizing their minority group.

    35. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by timeOday · · Score: 1
      Sure, because killing somebody is worse than just getting in a fight, i.e. you're sentenced partially on the severity of what you meant to do.

      That exactly why hate crime legislation is so offensive. It implies that eg killing a Jew is worse than killing a White, just as murder is worse than fistfighting. Hate crime legislation places more value on some people than others and is an obvious violation of equal protection under the law.

    36. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      Cannabis traces remain in the blood for six months; heroin for only a few days. I know which one I'd be more concerned about employees using. I seem to remember that drug testing in UK prisons has resulted in an increase in use of heroin there.

    37. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      A drug screen is meant to pick up illegal activity which poses a tangible safety and liability issue to a potential employer. There's nothing illegal about thinking anything (at least in the developed democracies), so I don't see brain scans becoming accepted practice during my lifetime (knock on wood).

      The screen for certain drugs checks for drugs that have been declared illegal relatively recently.

      What is legal and what is not? Is that the real question?

      Anything can be declared illegal, including resistance to tests that are meaningless or invasive. The mere act of refusing to take a drug test carries criminal penalties, not to mention the down-to-earth penalty of remaining unemployed or imprisoned.

      Drugs don't technically hurt anyone except the user -- with the exceptions of psychoactive drugs used during activities such as driving. But how often have you seen a report of a pot-addled driver killing a crowd of kids? How often have you heard the same kind of report when the person driving is drunk? Yet alcohol is legal to drink.

      An activity can be made illegal by marketing lies and fear. The examples are so legion that I won't bother lising any.

      A half-assed report linking a certain brain reading to child molestation, or thievery, or murder, or being a Democrat, will drum up a panic that will, within a few years, make brain scanning mandatory for job applicants, drivers, jobs involving children, national security, you name it.

      I thought I was the only one who had thought of the brain-scanning angle, but I guess the cat's out of the bag. It is possible to posit ever-increasing machine ability to read the gist of a human brain's thoughts. It's a matter of system analysis to figure out what's happening in the brain, and enough computer processing power to actually make the judgement.

      Of course, like lie detector use, the accuracy of the equipment is irrelevant to the faith people will have in the equipment. So, in the future you may be up against a "mind-scanner" that you know has no scientific validity -- but the employer/parent/HomeLand Security gestapo agent across the table won't care about your "liberal" sentiments.

      This is getting bad. The only option is to resist this fucking idiocy at every turn. Don't knock on wood -- it's pressboard anyway. Fight.

    38. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      Sure, because killing somebody is worse than just getting in a fight, i.e. you're sentenced partially on the severity of what you meant to do.
      No, in both cases we are talking identical severity. Let's say that you take a hammer and smash somebody on the head repeatedly until their brains run out on the pavement. If you do this calmly, with the premeditated intention of killing him, you are subject to a more severe sentence than if you do it in an angry rage.
      Hate crime legislation places more value on some people than others and is an obvious violation of equal protection under the law.
      No, as in the case above, and in many other crimes, the penalty is based upon the motivation of the criminal, not the nature of the victim.
    39. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by sacrilicious · · Score: 1
      If you see no problem with either violating state and federal laws or ignoring medical reccomendations just to feel good, why should a potential employer believe you would pay any attention to company and government health and safety requirements?

      If you believe the sole motivation to use drugs is to break the law, then why can't we conclude that all people who exceed the speed limit are unfit to be employed?

      If you're a drone who robotically follows all orders without ever evaluating them for yourself and making decisions on your own, then how useful will you be in any intelligent line of work?

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    40. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      You're confusing intent with motive, which legally are two entirely different things. The classic example (from first-year law school) is stealing. If someone robs a bank in order to feed their starving family, they are just as guilty as someone who robs it out of greed. Both had the same intent of absconding with someone else's property.
      I can think of an obvious case in which motive matters. If my motive for shooting somebody is to protect myself or my family from what I believe (even mistakenly or foolishly, like the guy who shot the trick-or-treater) to be an imminent threat, I will not be subject to the same penalty as if I shoot him because I don't like the color of his tie. My intent is to shoot the person in both cases, only the motive is different. So some motives are recognized as a defense, others are not. Once again, state of mind is critical.
    41. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      If you see no problem with either violating state and federal laws or ignoring medical reccomendations just to feel good, why should a potential employer believe you would pay any attention to company and government health and safety requirements?

      If you see no problem with peeing in a cup on demand, why should a potential employer treat you with any respect whatsoever?

      If you like employers subjecting employees to urinalysis to find minor drug criminals, then I suppose you'd let your employer put a camera in your bedroom to make sure you're not a sex criminal? (It doesn't take much, in many states. I feel sorry for any adult in Maryland who's not a sex criminal.)

      And install a monitor in your car to make sure you never speed?

      And to review all your financial records to make sure you reported all your income, even the $20 your mom gave you for your birthday, to the IRS?

      And you give your employer full access to your home computer, to make sure you're not making unauthorized audio or video copies? Or downloading kiddie porn?

      Or, are you just another drug war hypocrite?

      Passing a breathalizer doesn't mean you never drive drunk.

      Neither does passing a piss test. But you can actually make a machine operator take an impairment test every time. But random spot checks should be good enough - much easier to do a random impairment test than a random urinalysis.

      But what you're doing "on your own time" does have effects on the employer's time.

      If the only way you can tell if someone is a user of currently illegal drugs not is by testing their urine, obviously it's not impacting their job.

      Your utter lack of respect for basic human dignity - including your own, apparently - depresses me.

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    42. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mod this guy up

    43. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Passing a breathalizer doesn't mean you never drive drunk.

      Exactly. And failing a breathalizer doesn't mean you ever drive drunk. You may as well argue that testing positve for alcohol use during the last month means you will drive drunk.

      The dangers and harm of alcohol and cigarettes are well known, and they have proven worse than some schedule one drugs such as marijuana. Alcohol is more harmful and impairing than marijuana. Driving under the influence of marijuana and alcohol should both be illegal, but given the choice between getting in a car with a drunk driver and a stoned driver I'd go with the stoned driver.

      For the record I've tried marijuana several times, but I haven't touched it in the last couple of years.

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    44. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      Now you are confusing

      1)the finding of fact at law ie. you killed someone unlawfully which looks at who pulled the trigger, with

      2)the sentencing procedure which takes into account why they pulled the trigger.

      That's why the trick or treat killer will be in court at all even if he might be in jail for a shorter time than the tie hater.

    45. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by chihowa · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree.

      I like to take the tests (a small price to pay in order to make my point more effective), pass them and then inform the potential employer that I choose not to work for them because of their disrespect for the privacy of their own employees. It seems to me that just refusing the job before taking the test reinforces their faith in the good that the test is doing for them ("Well, he was just a stoner/crackhead/junkie anyway. I'm glad he didn't waste our time.")

      I choose to drive my point in more thoroughly by wasting both their time and money (as I feel that they wasted mine).

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    46. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      I think it will be a long time before we see any sort of thing like public brain scanning

      Lie detector tests are notoriously unreliable and they are used extensively by organizations that know they aren't reliable.

      A recent report in the US quoted a DOJ officer who effectively said they knew polygraphs didn't work except maybe on people who thought they worked (or who didn't know they didn't work) The problem is that once you start using them you have to accept the result every time.

    47. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      But drug users do represent a higher risk in terms of attendance and health care issues, so from the employers perspective that makes them expendable...


      What about people smoking cigarettes? What about people drinking alcohol?
    48. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Heh - maybe a good impairment test for using heavy equipment would be for employees to play a quick video game designed to test judgement & reaction. They'd have to meet a minimum score before being allowed to work for that day.

    49. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by cyril3 · · Score: 1
      If you see no problem with either violating state and federal laws or ignoring medical reccomendations just to feel good, why should a potential employer believe you would pay any attention to company and government health and safety requirements? Because if I don't I could get killed in an industrial accident or fired from my office job which would not make me feel good. You are my office boss so in the office I do what you say. My home boss lets me get away a lot more.

      I try not to base my actions on what is legal or illegal as I don't see those terms as synonomous with moral and immoral. As a boss I'm sure you approve. Legal or illegal just effects the price of some of the things I do because based on my take on the morality of the actions.

      If you're having difficulty not breaking the law, why wouldn't you violate company policy? So if I break one law you believe that I am as likely to break every other law or committment I make to any person or organization.

      You must be very lonely.

    50. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by chrnb · · Score: 0

      The Battle for Your Brain Science is developing ways to boost intelligence, expand memory, and more. But will you be allowed to change your own mind? interesting article about neuroscience

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    51. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone has random, disturbing, violent thoughts sometimes. Whether you listen to them or act on them is another story.

    52. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1
      But if the only way you can tell if someone is a drug user or not is by testing their urine, obviously it's not impacting their job.
      Up until that time. If the first time you notice that their job is impacted happens to be the same time they are impacting upon someone else with a laden forklift then it's bit late. Prevention is the first step in workplace safety.
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    53. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Gareth+Williams · · Score: 1

      Only if you work for AOL tech support? ;-)

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    54. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

      I didn't say anything about ethics. This doesn't touch on ethics. Drug screening essentially simply asks "Are you able to follow the rules?" Whether the rules are right or wrong doesn't enter the issue here.

    55. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      If the first time you notice that their job is impacted happens to be the same time they are impacting upon someone else with a laden forklift then it's bit late. Prevention is the first step in workplace safety.

      So maybe you should try real hard to notice such as thing. Hey, you could even check up on the employees to see if they were impaired. You know, give them some kind of test. An "impairment test", I guess we could call it.

      Jeez. This is not hard, people. If you're worried about drivers and machine operators being high, drunk, stoned, buzzed on legal drugs, sleepy, or otherwise impaired, then it is easy, accurate, and cheap to test that.

      OTOH, chemical screens are unreliable (false positives are common), irrelevant (they tell you nothing about a worker's performance or safety), intrusive, and expensive.

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    56. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that an alcoholic is going to be just as much of a safety problem, if not even more so, for the employer as a user of hard drugs.

      But testing for it isn't done because alcohol is legal.

      The legal/illegal drug distinction is very much artificial, and extremely biased, considering how dangerous alcohol is.

    57. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by hplasm · · Score: 1

      Ever had a tune running round and round in your head? Now the RIAA can make you pay!!

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    58. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by tgibbs · · Score: 1
      Now you are confusing 1)the finding of fact at law ie. you killed someone unlawfully which looks at who pulled the trigger, with 2)the sentencing procedure which takes into account why they pulled the trigger.
      Nitpicking about what happens when is irrelevant to the point. Regardless of which stage of the process is involved, the bottom line is that the sentence (if any) imposed upon you for an identical act depends upon what was in your mind when you committed the act.
    59. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by sjames · · Score: 1

      There's a major difference between a drug screen and having your brain scanned as a condition of employment.

      That's mostly true, but even the drug screening opens the door to abuse. What if an employer decides to also screen for SSRIs and mood stabilizers?

      An employer has every right to expect employees to show up for work un-intoxicated, they have no right to determine what the employee does on days off as long as it doesn't impare their performance (especially safety related issues like alertness) when they return to work.

      I argue that harmful drug use will show up in the employee's performance, and can be delt with based on poor performance alone. I alos note that no company's executives are getting tested to make sure they won't make stupid financial decisions while on drugs and bring sudden unemployment to thousands of workers in one fell swoop.

    60. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Beliskner · · Score: 1
      A drug screen is meant to pick up illegal activity which poses a tangible safety and liability issue to a potential employer.
      It's illegal to drive at 57mph. How's that for a corporate brain scan justification?
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    61. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      Well, at least the rules don't say
      "Never post to slashdot!"

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    62. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by spun · · Score: 1

      Drug tests don't test impairment. If I worked in a warehouse and smoked a joint at lunch, that's one thing. If I smoke it after work, that should be my own business. Where clear thinking and quick reactions are crucial, like airlines, bus drivers, hospitals, police, fire departments, and so on, use an impairment test every day.

      I read about one simple test that uses a joystick and simple LCD display. There is a dot on the display that randomly moves to the left or right. The subject uses the joystick to keep the dot in the middle.

      This tests actual reaction times, so it will screen out other potential problems as well as drug impairment such as hangovers or just lack of sleep.

      Oh, and most pot-smokers I know are as responsible about their job attendance as anyone else. Most drug users in general are not the self-destructive addicts sensationalized in the press. Real addicts would find some other self destructive habit like gambling, overeating, or unsafe sex if they couldn't find drugs.

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    63. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Tardigrade · · Score: 1

      Some types of crimes (with intent) are more preventable, therefore higher punishments are used in order to help prevent them.

      Other crimes ("hate") have a larger societal impact (than just the regular crime without the motivation), thus they garner a greater punishment (generalized fear vs. fear that they're coming after *me*). Though the impact would be lighter in the non-hated populace (unless it would be felt via group "self-hatred" or fear of retaliation).

      Do the higher punishments work?

      Is there blowback from the "hating" group feeling victimized/marginalized? Is this mostly balanced by the fore-mentioned effect? Feedback and further marginalization of groups (ie. white supremacists) with pros and cons.

      (Warning: Definitions may not be accurate)
      Manslaughter (Accident or no-intent with rage)

      - Low ability to prevent, as no-intent to kill (accident, people will always not pay attention some of the time), and people in a rage are less likely to be able to see the consequences of their actions (would a harsher punishment make the consequences stand out more before such an event could/would take place? Maybe occasional (just enough to keep it in the public conscious) death sentences? -- prob: is unusual and terror on populace ("what if I make a mistake?"))

      Intent to do gross bodily harm or murder: a decision has been made between fighting and doing damage/death. During this decision a person has (presumably) had extra time to think about the consequences (or the intent to harm has generated an association with the consequences).

      Murder, Pre-meditated

      - Easiest to prevent, as people would tend to keep the penalty in mind while planning (hopefully)

    64. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cannabis traces remain in the blood for six months

      That's ridiculous; check your facts.

    65. Re:Got a whole lotta hype by pla · · Score: 1

      A drug screen is meant to pick up illegal activity which poses a tangible safety and liability issue to a potential employer.

      Drug testing leaves open the possibility of false positives, yet that seems to matter little to those employers who use it. As the most trivial example, poppyseed bagels cause false positives for opiates (no, not just an urban legend).

      To address the "thought crimes" angle of your comment, though, many jobs now require applicants to take a simple "survey", which asks such questions as "do you consider it okay to steal from your employer". This expresses nothing but an opinion, yet if it the answer didn't matter, they wouldn't ask. So does having a self-serving personality, hating certain groups, generally exhibiting a "take advantage of anything within the letter of the law attitude" commit any crimes? Nope. But it may well keep some people from ever working again if a potential employer can automatically detect such personality traits.

      The problem under consideration here involves directly getting those answers from your brain. If they can ask survey questions such as I mentioned, why not make such a survey easier and less prone to people lying?

      Which gets back to the problem of "but only criminals will have to worry about the answers". If you think new tech will magically lack false positives, however, I have a bridge to sell you.

      And yes, just for clarification, I DO feel very strongly against drug testing, against personality testing, against "measurement" of any aspect of a potential employee not directly related to job performance. With drug testing, those of us actually having useful skills can send a message by letting such employers know exactly why we won't work for them after wasting their time through three rounds of interviews, forcing them to start over at great expense. With personality testing (at least in its current form), anyone but a complete moron can give the "right" answers. With completely passive raping of our brains for incriminating evidence that an employer might not like? No, that does NOT sound at all acceptible, and while not currently a privacy issue, most definitely a problem in the future.

  22. Just impratical by lysium · · Score: 1
    Wage slaves can breathe easy for a little while. Tests like this would be so fantasically expensive that most companies would not bother to screen prospective employees (depending on the organization....there can be hundreds at a time) in this fashion. You might see this in sensitive/high-responsibility environments, but I laugh at the idea of tightfisted companies brain-scanning their cubicle drones or factory workers.

    Worry more about health information getting leaked. Or about how a good handwriting sample (or signature!)can essentially reveal the same information.

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  23. Simple solution by grub · · Score: 1


    1: Mind control police run towards you
    2: Press double-barrelled 12 gauge shotgun to forehead
    3: Squeeze trigger.
    4: Laugh all the way to the morgue.

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  24. Two more words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Double think.

  25. sounds like mind rape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or more specifically, i once had a priest stick his penis up my buttocks.

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  27. Brain scan! by 56ksucks · · Score: 0, Troll

    There is no reason to fear for your brain privacy, in fact there is no such thing as a brain scan! It is all lies! Even if there were those who could perform a brain scan, there aren't, but if their were, they have all commited suicide under the walls of Baghdad! We are not afraid of the brain scan, allah has condemned them, they are stupid. They are stupid..... and they are condemned. We welcome them with bullets and shoes!

    -Iraqi Information Minister Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf

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    1. Re:Brain scan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's so 2 weeks ago.

    2. Re:Brain scan! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *nod* on top of that, it's not even funny..

  28. Re:Ethics my ass by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

    It will also be doubleplusgood to be able to identify thought criminals with technology like this.

    The bleeding-hearts freedom of thought advocates can spend a while in room 101 of the ministry of love as they always do.

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  29. This is rediculous by DJStealth · · Score: 4, Informative

    This is rediculous, I'm doing some work on neurobiology wrt attention for my CS Masters in Computer Vision. From reading some of the recent research, I don't think the field of neurobiology is anywhere close to being able to determine such concepts from an fMRI or anything similar.

    1. Re:This is rediculous by DJStealth · · Score: 1

      Some of the probs with fMRI are as follows:

      - You would willingly have to enter this machine
      - Its too big and bulky
      - It is too slow to detect many changes in brain activity

      (Can anyone who works with these things expand on my list?)

    2. Re:This is rediculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it is even ridiculous

    3. Re:This is rediculous by Nightwitch · · Score: 1

      I don't think it really matters whether or not the technology is there yet; it's if people think it is there or that it could be there. If they do think that it exists, that is where problems start to arise.

      (Just look at Bush with his Star Wars defense plan)

    4. Re:This is rediculous by Obiwan+Kenobi · · Score: 1

      Here were your reasons as to why it won't work:

      - You would willingly have to enter this machine
      - Its too big and bulky
      - It is too slow to detect many changes in brain activity


      Just as a counterpoint, think about these reasons in regards to running arcade games on your home pc, circa 1988 or so:

      - You wouldn't get the resolution\speed of the original machine
      - The program is too big and bulky (ie, not enough HD space)
      - Current PCs are too slow to respond/detect the rapid controller movements/configurations required to play such a game at home.

      Now, with the right amount of initiative and backing, who knows how fast this thing will shrink/speed up to where its almost undetectable.

      Food for thought.

    5. Re:This is rediculous by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
      Nope but a friendly call to your insurance company can determine this without a brainscan.

      You mean this potential employer saw a physcologist! Ok lets filter this freak out....

    6. Re:This is rediculous by deblau · · Score: 3, Informative
      I participated in neurological research for the Salk Institute at the UCSD Thornton Hospital MRI last year, and they're nowhere near anything like this.

      Let me explain the experiment, for those of you who are curious about the state of the art in neuro research. The purpose of the experiment was to determine the location in the brain of areas which are active during certain tasks. The task I was given was a memory / reflex test. I was given a button, and shown a sequence of letters at varying rates. I was supposed to press the button when I saw a letter that was identical to the letter shown two letters earlier. So if I saw E-C-E-C-C, I'd press the button on the second E, and again on the second C, but not the third C. (This is a hard enough test without being a medical experiment!)

      First, they wired me up for an EEG. This involved sitting still for about 45 minutes while two people stood over me, put a skullcap with wires on my head, and went over each electrical contact with some grease and a little wooden dowel to move the hair out of the way so the electrodes would have good contact with the skin. (The goop washed out in the shower, but it felt funny driving home.) Then they stuck me in the MRI, with a mirror in front of my face at a 45 degree angle so I could look past my feet without sitting up (impossible in that tiny tube). Then they performed the tests.

      I was in the tube for about 90 minutes, most of it not moving any muscles except for my finger to press the button. If you move any muscles, your whole brain lights up with activity, and it throws off the readings. It was also noisy in there, because I was laying in the middle of a huge electromagnet being bombarded with radio waves. After it was over, they showed me a 3D brain scan, and I got to see a 2D plot of my brain waves by color (blue for theta waves, green for alpha, red for gamma, etc etc).

      Back to the topic at hand. Unless they suddenly find a way to carry around a $1.5M electromagnet, hide it somewhere where no one can see or hear it, convince people to walk through it somehow (Futurama tubes, anyone?), figure out a way to filter out all the extra brain noise from people walking, talking, and doing all the other things we normally do, and somehow interpret the data in a time-relevant manner, there's no way anyone is going to make "brain scanning" work. OTOH, maybe there is a way after all.

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    7. Re:This is rediculous by itchyfidget · · Score: 1

      I have done some fMRI studies (as the experimenter rather than as the patient!) and I've gotta tell you, there is no way that fMRI is going to shrink to tiny. You have to put the person's head inside the magnetic field and the electromagnet which generates the necessary field (remember this is anything between 1.5 - 4.5 Tesla, which is an IMMENSELY large magnetic field).

      Yes, fMRI is much too slow (depending as it does on changes in blood flow taking 3-4 seconds to peak) to pick up transient changes in brain activation. MEG (magnetoencephalography), OTOH, is extremely time-sensitive, but the equipment (a supercooled magnetic induction coil that surrounds the head) is also extremely big and bulky and unlikely to become much smaller.

      It's not about the current state of these technologies that they are bulky/slow/crap, it's endemic to the methods used - unless someone comes up with a new one (EEG is too ambiguous to interpret and doesn't localise function in the brain below the immediate surface) then I don't see these being used on the fly, but under very tightly controlled laboratory conditions.

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    8. Re:This is rediculous by Grab · · Score: 1

      As far as "undetectable" goes, you need to know one very important thing about how MRI works. It generates MASSIVE magnetic fields (hence the first initial M for "magnetic").

      How many people have something metal on them at this time? A belt buckle? Pocket change? Metal eyelets on your shoes? Surgical steel pins in your pelvis? An MRI will convert all of these into projectiles! So yes, it would be undetectable, provided you didn't notice your loose change exploding like a Claymore mine and blowing your legs off...

      Many metals are immune to magnetic effects (copper for one), but iron is very strongly affected. And unfortunately for MRI-ing people, most of us have some steel somewhere in our clothing, so "undetectable MRI" is basically impossible.

      Grab.

    9. Re:This is rediculous by AlecC · · Score: 1

      Which also gives you a way to get out of being tested. Get az bit of metal embedded in you skull. Maybe some cosmetic jewellery, but put in so it cannot be take out without minor surgery. Then they cannot safely test you without surgery - which they would find very hard to enforce. Of course, if you need the scan - say you have a suspected brain tumour - minor surgery here we come.

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      Consciousness is an illusion caused by an excess of self consciousness.
  30. huh? by Bendebecker · · Score: 1

    Will I get sued for sexual harassment if they get a real sexy nurse to do my brain scan?

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    There's a growing sense that even if The Future comes,
    most of us won't be able to afford it.
    -- Lemmy
  31. The Truth Machine by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

    Fuck ethics, this is bigger than that. It's an entire shift in the human experience.

    If everyone has this technology, we would probably no longer care about privacy. We want privacy because some of us (rightfully!) have something to hide, such as being gay.

    But if everyone can read each other's minds, the need disappears because every last one of us would be laid bare before our peers. How do you discriminate if everyone is a "pervert"?

    Now, if the government (the big bad government :)gets this type of technology but common people don't, then we have reason to panic.

    All the more reason to pursue this technology agressively - if it's inevitable, it's one thing that we better all have!

    However, there are good counter-arguments. We all have thoughts like "Man, I'd like to beat that guy up" even though we don't mean it later on.

    Would we eventually lose "free will" and become automatons that are incapable of thinking outside the societal mores?

    Is lying fundamental to humanity? Or would we be better off without it?

    Ow, my brain hurts.

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    Robots are everywhere, and they eat old people's medicine for fuel.
    1. Re:The Truth Machine by sirgoran · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I have to disagree with you. People need privacy. There is no reason for anyone to know everything about what I say, think, or do.

      I have nothing to hide, but my privacy is my own.
      Am I gay? No.
      Am I a criminal (Caught or not)? No.
      Am I trying to hide something? No.
      But, if I look at a woman and think to myself, "Boy I'd sure Like to F*** her!" That thought is my own and not something that anyone has the right to know about me. Thinking that doesn't make me a rapist nor someone to fear or "keep tabs" on.

      Much like if I thought to myself, "Boy, the President is a dumb sonofabitch." That too is not something that I feel is something that should be public knowledge nor held against me. Just because I might think something doesn't make me guilty of anything.

      Much like this discussion, it's my opinion and I should be the one to choose if and when I want to share it.

      Everyone has a right to their own personal privacy. Just because someone enjoys their privacy, it doesn't make them a criminal. Did you ever think that it might protect you FROM the criminals? What would happen if everyone could know if you were scared of them. Wouldn't that make you a target of those that would exploit that fear?

      Any kind of brain scanning that invades my privacy, or makes public my privacy is wrong.

      That's my two bits on the matter.
      -Goran

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    2. Re:The Truth Machine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that you're seeing it from a perspective of someone that is used to have private thoughts.

      Let's take for example the argument about criminals. If everybody could read everybody else's thought, you would spot someone with bad intentions as easily as if they were shouting about it.

      The same goes for the thought about a gorgeous woman: remember that you would not be the only one to think that about her. If she was indeed that "hot", you certainly would not be the first or the last to think it!

  32. cause-effect, but not necessarily racism by UCRowerG · · Score: 1
    the amygdala, which generates and registers fear and is also associated with emotional learning, lit up more when students were shown unfamiliar black faces than unfamiliar white faces.

    How does this automatically indicate unconscious racism? I'm sure there could be other possible reasons for the reaction. How about that trying to process and recognize faces of a different race is usually more difficult than faces of one's own race?

    1. Re:cause-effect, but not necessarily racism by Radical+Rad · · Score: 1

      It does indicate unconscious racism... on the part of the researchers. Just because a "study" was done at Yale doesn't mean it is good Science. Ivy league schools have at least as many nutballs for professors as the less prestigious ones.

  33. Space Odyssey revisited by dj_paulgibbs · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of the braincaps. Clarke portrays them as originally hotly controversial, but then accepted into daily use.

  34. Crime Prevention vs. Human Rights by sssmashy · · Score: 1

    'Perhaps child molesters and other criminals in the future will wear headgear that will monitor that brain region in order to determine when their intentions will be carried out,'' Hinrichs wrote. ''Would this be a reasonable method of crime prevention or a human rights violation?'

    I'm leaning toward reasonable method of crime prevention for convicted child molesters, rapists and violent criminals who are on parole. It could turn out to be awkward as far as social rehabilitation goes, though... I mean, who would want to stand next in line to some guy with brain-scanning headgear at the bank?

  35. The Spartans by RatBastard · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Could soldiers be screened for homosexuality?


    You know what's really funny about this? The most feared army in Greek times, the Spartans, were all gay. Many of them fighting shoulder to shoulder with their lovers.

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    Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    1. Re:The Spartans by RatBastard · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'd post anonymously if I posted that drivel, too. The problem isn't trust, it's homophobia. As long as straights suffer an irrational fear that every gay man is going to rape them or seduce them (and God forbid that you actually like it!) your comment is true. When you realize that it's Sgt Butch, who has saved your life ten times, carried your broken and bloody body ten miles to the aid station and taken a bullet to save another wounded soldiers life is gay, and Pvt. Chauncy is just some slightly effemenite, but totally straight man, that you find out what an ass you really are.

      And no, I'm not gay. I have known gays all my life, and have been in situations where my safety, and even my life, has been in the hands of homosexuals. At no point was my trust in their ability compromised.

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      Boobies never hurt anyone. - Sherry Glaser.
    2. Re:The Spartans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what is even funnier about your post? Well for starters it is completely off topic and shouldn't have been in the original message. And last, the army doesn't specifically not allow gays. Sure, you can be can, but you can't penetrate anything other than another sexual organ with your sexual organ.

    3. Re:The Spartans by 241comp · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, you make a very good point. He did.

      Romans 1:26-32 - 26. Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones. 27. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed indecent acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion. 28. Furthermore, since they did not think it worthwhile to retain the knowledge of God, he gave them over to a depraved mind, to do what ought not to be done. 29. They have become filled with every kind of wickedness, evil, greed and depravity. They are full of envy, murder, strife, deceit and malice. They are gossips, 30. slanderers, God-haters, insolent, arrogant and boastful; they invent ways of doing evil; they disobey their parents; 31. they are senseless, faithless, heartless, ruthless. 32. Although they know God's righteous decree that those who do such things deserve death, they not only continue to do these very things but also approve of those who practice them.

    4. Re:The Spartans by straycheck · · Score: 1

      Not exactly true. You are thinking of the Sacred Band of Thebes, which was 150 pairs of homosexual lovers, and the most elite soldiers Thebes had. Homosexuality was common in the Spartan army as well, but the Spartan army certainly was not made up of a majority of gay men. The Sacred Band was defeated to the last man by Alexander of Macedon in the battle of Chaeronea. Incidently, Alexander also slept with guys. Read Plutarch's life of Pelopidas for more info.

    5. Re:The Spartans by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Next time quote from the 1576 Tomson Geneva New Testament. *g*

      -uso.

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    6. Re:The Spartans by praedor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So here is a little thinking question...if it is simply 100% OK to admit gays into the military (and leave them in when they are discovered), is it OK to house men and women soldiers together in the same rooms? Make them use the same showers? Make them roomies?


      I am a military type and though I don't get bent out of shape about homosexuals being in the military (of COURSE they are, they are in every frickin' job in every corner of the world), I still am supportive of the pschizophrenic "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" policy as a matter of policy. Why? The answers to the questions above.


      It is not acceptable and would not be conducive to military discipline, morale, and capability to house men and women 100% together, sharing rooms, bathrooms, showers, etc. It wouldn't be acceptable to the public at large and it wouldn't be acceptable to most members (though the idea of getting roomed up with a hottie has a certain appeal...but therein lies the problem).


      Homosexuals are not any better at suppressing their desires/urges than anyone else. While they have to keep their orientation secret, they are especially driven to control their urges/desires in open company (or in the showers or in roomie situations) because of what happens if they don't.


      If you freely mix and match men and women together there WILL be problems, period, end of story. There will be sex, sexual politics to the extreme, uncomfortable staring and drooling. This because it is a given that most of the guys and women will be oriented towards the opposite sex. So, how is it different and OK to house homosexual men with the very item of their sexual attraction, and OPENLY with full acceptance by the powers-that-be, and housing men and women together, the items of each others sexual attraction? How would this NOT adversely affect the mission of the military (the military is NOT for social experimentation or other touchy-feelie bullcrap that floats in corporate America, academe, etc)?


      Are people actually positing that homosexuals are superior at controlling themselves than any heterosexual? I doubt that many men would be comfortable KNOWING that the guy their undressing in front of finds men in general sexually exciting - just like a woman would feel undressing in front of generic men in a similar situation, KNOWING that the guy is almost assuredly hetero and finds women of sexual interest (remember, we think about sex every 5 minutes or so).


      You COULD propose that declared homosexuals get housed with women, which MIGHT work if most of the women didn't have a problem in general having a generic man around while they undressed, showered, etc, but this isn't assured. You COULDN'T do the reverse with lesbians housing with men because many/most men would STILL get off having a nekkid chick in their room/shower regardless of whether she was hot for men or not...and that whole lesbian sex, girl-on-girl thing is a turn-on to a lot of men to boot.


      It really isn't as simple as the intellectual, twice-removed thinking a lot of people have about homosexuals in the military seem to think. Like it or not, the morale and fighting ability, and trust between soldiers is more important than any other consideration. Period. And it has nothing to do with who is homophobic or why. One doesn't have to be homophobic or have "conflicted" sexual feelings to not be comfortable in VERY close quarters for an extended period of time with someone who by nature finds your sex sexually exciting.


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    7. Re:The Spartans by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

      As always, the truth is more complicated.

      All of what you said is partly true, but what's also not addressed are the security risks, homophobia of society in general, human resource problems, and unit cohesion.
      1) Security risk - say you're in the closet and for any number of reasons don't want to be 'outed'. Your lifestyle makes you a prime target for blackmail - by people in your own unit trying to get a promotion to foreign networks looking for a mole. Yes, it happens every day.

      2) Society homophobia - Gay men and women are still considered 'immoral' by most of the bible belt and most conservatives in the country. Accepting them openly in the military is political and societal suicide in America today. And that's a culture that's about as easy to solve as civil rights were in the 60's.

      3) Human resources - You're not allowed to date others in the military unless you are the same rank, or in some cases in different branches of the military to prevent fraternization. Being gay does not change this policy, but it sure as hell complicates things. Imagine the civil rights implications of a single gay relationship that goes either untouched or prosecuted, while hundreds of straight relationships end in bad conduct discharges.

      4) Cohesion - Unit cohesion depends primarily on trust, which you lose if you a) think someone is hiding something b) think someone is out 'to get you' c) think someone gets special treatment because of personal feelings or d) feel you are prosecuted because of your lifestyle.

      Of course, these are the major complications and we could give examples and situations where this is right or wrong until electrons spin backwards, but the simple truth is that a military that allows openly gay members is not a possibility for America until our perceptions and mores as a country change.

      I'll say this much - 1) Japan's sailors are as gay as they come, 2) I've served with gay members of the military and no one said a thing because they were, as you described in your Sgt Butch analogy, good soldiers.

      No, I'm not gay either.

    8. Re:The Spartans by NtroP · · Score: 1
      As long as straights suffer an irrational fear that every gay man is going to rape them or seduce them (and God forbid that you actually like it!) your comment is true.
      As a former military member (Navy) I disagree with your take on the issue. I'm not afraid of being raped by a homosexual. I believe that they have every bit as much restraint as I do when it comes to being sexually aroused. After all, I don't rape every beautiful woman on the street I see...

      On the other hand, military members of the same gender are in daily situations where there is no privacy. In bootcamp you have 80+ guys showering together. As a matter of personal preference, I would rather not have someone who is sexually attracted to me be allowed to watch me showering. You might say that it is harmless - "he's not going to touch you", but I say that's not the point. If it were, then let me shower with the female recruits. I promise I won't touch them, and they shouldn't mind that I'm watching, since I won't rape them?

      Can I be a girl-scout leader? No. Why not? Can I join the WMBA or Ladies Soccer Team in their lockerroom while they are getting dressed? No. Why not? What makes homosexuals feel they have any more rights than I do in that respect?

      I have firends and collegues who are homosexuals and I get along fine with them - but as far as my privacy is concerned they are a different gender. I won't ever discriminate against someone because of their sexual preference in the same way I won't discriminate against someone because they are a different race or gender. But I will take into consideration their sexual orientation when it comes to being in situations where I wouldn't expect a woman to be in with me.

      Everyone loves to call people homophobic or gay-bashers because they don't want to swap spit with one. As far as I'm concerned, "alternate-lifestyle" people should be treated as if they were their own (third) gender and make judgements accordingly. That doesn't mean discriminate against them. Is it discrimination to not hire a fat hairy "man" to serve as a waitress in a topless bar (or hooters)? No. Is it descrimination to not hire a 400 lb woman to be a jockey? No. There are just some situations where you have to take into consideration the issues involved. When I have relatives over, I don't have their boys sleep in with my daughter in her bedroom or their girls sleep in with my son? Why not? Are they going to go at it like rabbits? - probably not. I just don't feel it is right.

      There are people out there who are actively hostile toward homosexuals - I am not one of them and resent the implication that because I'm straight, I'm intollerant or closed-minded.

      As to gays in the military - I'm all for it. But put them in their own barracks and have them bunk together - just like the women do. Either that, or make everybody the same and let me bunk with the women!

      OK, let the flames begin...

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      "terrorism" and "pedophilia" are the root passwords to the Constitution
    9. Re:The Spartans by jafac · · Score: 1

      How do you know?
      Did you brain scan them?
      (ba-dum-dum)

      The historical documentation about homosexuality among the ancient Greeks is there, perhaps a bit overblown, but it's there. But it's a gross exaggeration to say that they were ALL gay.

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      These are my friends, See how they glisten. See this one shine, how he smiles in the light.
    10. Re:The Spartans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is a flaw in your argument: Say one is not out, so you treat them as a hetro...then somehow you find out they are gay, and you suddenly treat them accordingly (your argument). That IS discrimination, where there is no difference at all except in their preference. How is this any different than discrimination based on religion?

    11. Re:The Spartans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. To be homosexual is not to be effemenite, nor vice versa. They are two totally different things. One is wrong, the other isn't.

      2. Not everyone who opposes homosexuality is a homophobe (phobia=irrational fear). It is purely a morality issue.

      3. Just because not all homosexuals are 'evil people' doesn't justify the act. Many are very nice people. But they do bad stuff. That doesn't automatically make them a bad person any more than someone suffering from kleptomania.

    12. Re:The Spartans by NtroP · · Score: 1

      You missed my point. I said that they should be treated differently when it relates to issues that are directly affected by their sexual orientation. To put it in the terms of your post: what if I made friends with someone who I thought was a heterosexual male. If I later found out "he" turned out to be a woman, I would be hurt at the deception, but would probably still retain their friendship (because, by definition, our relationship would have been platonic up to that point - I'm straight remember). However, our relationship would change - I would no longer change clothes in front of her or sleep in the same tent while camping, etc. That is not discrimination. Her gender has a direct relation and impact on those activities. And my wife would probably have a thing or two to say about it as well ;-)

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      "terrorism" and "pedophilia" are the root passwords to the Constitution
    13. Re:The Spartans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think your example is exactly what I was getting at. If your actions don't change, i.e. your still not trying to come on to 'her', or vice versa, then need the relationship change? Can one have a female friend? Why (rationaly) would your wife have anything to say if the relationship doesn't change, you just know she is a female now? I guess what I'm getting at is you are assuming the relationship changes...I say, why does it have to?

    14. Re:The Spartans by DietHacker · · Score: 1

      So here is a little thinking question...if it is simply 100% OK to admit gays into the military (and leave them in when they are discovered), is it OK to house men and women soldiers together in the same rooms? Make them use the same showers? Make them roomies?

      It worked great in Starship Troopers. Did you see the way that horny bunch kicked bug ass?

    15. Re:The Spartans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1&3 are fine, but not 2. What about the genetical side of homosexuality? It has been shown that it occurs in nearly all species, not just human...so it would not be any more of a moral issue than is hetrosexuality.

    16. Re:The Spartans by the-build-chicken · · Score: 1

      Interesting story, I was in the army for a while straight out of high school (in Australia)...one of our medics was gay. Most people knew, but it wasn't made obvious (I knew him for a year b4 someone told me). Thing is, it's not like he had a big sign, or acted differently or anything (as I'm sure is the same for most gay men :) ), and, if I have to admit it, he was more of a blokes bloke (into football, drank, worked on his car etc), than I was. It came as a shock when I found out, but after the initial 15 seconds passed it was like, "ok, yeah, whatever, he's a good bloke and that's what counts"...but...the funny thing is, as most of us know, military organizations aren't the most liberal places...and there were a lot of "bloody poofter" comments at the boozer when everone was drinking...but they were all followed closely by "oh, but not you mate"...I have no opinion or insight here, just found it interesting how ppl could hate (and they did) a particular stereotype of people, but in the same sentence exclude their friend, who most of us deeply admired and liked (cause he was a top bloke, always helpful and really good at his job)...always wondered why that didn't cause some internal conflicts within them.

    17. Re:The Spartans by Trogre · · Score: 1

      Rape and cannibalism are also quite common in animals.

      Can we not call them immoral either?

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    18. Re:The Spartans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not strictly on the grounds that they also occur in animals, no. But, they both violate others' right to choice/freedom. Me being gay has little to do with you, but if I rape or eat you, then you've had your choice removed.

    19. Re:The Spartans by Trogre · · Score: 1

      What difference does that make?

      Why is the violation of somebody's elses rights considered any more immoral than anything else?

      After all, conquering and wiping out 'lesser' species is considered vital to evolutionary models, which may support violating anothers 'rights' being perfectly moral.

      I guess the point I am trying to make is that we must put consideration to where our morals come from, and why we hold them.

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    20. Re:The Spartans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I guess the point I am trying to make is that we must put consideration to where our morals come from, and why we hold them.
      I'd say we need to start with a definition of morals , then maybe decide where they come from :)
    21. Re:The Spartans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gay guys think about sex every 3 seconds.

    22. Re:The Spartans by NtroP · · Score: 1
      Because, say, last year we went hunting and lived in the same tent. This year, we would stay in separate tents. Her being a woman will change the logistics of certain things. I don't make a habit of putting myself into situations where I am dressing, bathing, relieving myself, etc. around women, unless it's my wife - no mater how well I know them or what my intentions toward them are. I have a teenage daughter. She doesn't change in front of me or vice-versa and I know her very well.

      I know, how quaint and old fashioned. But it is social conventions like this which help society remain civilized. There is such a thing as propriety. I'm not saying that you have to be a prude about it, but human nature, being what it is, is often best served by having some boundries to work within.

      Just as with this brain-scan privacy issue. People are up in arms about it because of human nature. We fear that if it can be abused, it will be. And we also know that once the camel's nose is under the tent, it is very difficult to get it to back out.

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    23. Re:The Spartans by unitron · · Score: 1

      You aren't quoting God there, you're quoting Paul. The guy who had so many "issues" with sex that he thought you shouldn't even do it with the person to whom you're married.

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    24. Re:The Spartans by AlecC · · Score: 1

      em>So here is a little thinking question...if it is simply 100% OK to admit gays into the military (and leave them in when they are discovered), is it OK to house men and women soldiers together in the same rooms? Make them use the same showers? Make them roomies?

      In very few other circumstances are people forced into communal living for long lengths of time. Which begs the question - why aren't soldiers given the amount of privacy we give college students? Shouldn't we give the vast majority of service personnel, when in barracks, the same privacy most of us would expect if posted by our employers on some business task? Even more so for the Air Force, which tend to operate from prepared bases.

      Obviously, in battle or simulated battle, you cannot afford those luxuries. But any soldier who cannot control his/her lust in such a situation should not, in my opinion, be running around with lethal weapons at the taxpayers expense.

      I can see there could be a problem in submarines, where ot really is necessary to fit a large number of people into a small volume. But the vast majority of the armed forcs should be able to arrange things better, just on the basis of treating people properly.

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    25. Re:The Spartans by praedor · · Score: 1

      I have thought about the privacy issue as well - which you bring up. Why not simply provide every soldier with more privacy and thus eliminate the problem from that end? It would remove a lot of the problems of mixed sex housing too, though not all of it.


      One of the main problems with this is that it would be more costly in terms of simple $$ and in material. You would have to provide more bathrooms, more private bedrooms. This would require a large redistribution of money away from hardware and maintenance to human support. Not in itself a bad thing but it would be less efficient overall.


      In combat situations where one gets to spend time in tents, etc, I believe that the problems I mentioned in the original post would be essentially nil...or I would hope so. It would be absurd for soldiers to be getting all hot and distracted during the stress and privation of combat conditions, though the intensity of feeling could, in theory, heighten sexual tensions...


      In any case, I would bet both testicles and my right eye that any move to increase privacy options for soldiers, at least in peacetime conditions, would be fought tooth-and-nail by the powers-that-be. Money diverted to building privacy barracks, extra bathrooms, showers, etc, would be seen to threaten procurement, flight hours (which are alotted and based on money), and training. Perhaps simple things like cheap office cubicle partitions and curtains would be all that is necessary to minimize problems but it would still be a large cost overall and seen as inefficient (and a threat to equipment purchasing).


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    26. Re:The Spartans by AlecC · · Score: 1

      Sadly, I think you are right about the cost element putting it out. Though int the cost ot tanks costing tens of millions and aircraft and ships costing billions, the cost of a bit of domestic polumbing really does not look very much. The fuel cost of one F15 sortie would probably pay to install private showers for half the maintainance crew. And the military is supposed to be getting smaller and smarter - fewer troops with better kit. So there should be a few free rooms to convert.

      Another way to look at it that they guys and girls are supposed to be fighting for liberty, civil rights and good treatment of individuals all over the world - and yet you can't give them the privacy that just about any employee elsewhere in the country would demand. If it is the right thing to do, on Civil Liberties grounds, shouldn't you give it to the defenders of those liberties first, not last.

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    27. Re:The Spartans by dvk · · Score: 1

      Oh... OK, let me ask you this... would you let a man in the army to shower with the women (and force them to tolerate it even if they object)?

      Then why do you want to force straight men to shower with those who find them sexually attractive?

      I have nothing against gays in general. I just don't want to share shower with one any more than a random woman wouldn't want to share a shower with me (Well, my wife seems to enjoy the experience, but I said RANDOM woman :)

      -DVK

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    28. Re:The Spartans by clary · · Score: 1
      So here is a little thinking question...if it is simply 100% OK to admit gays into the military (and leave them in when they are discovered), is it OK to house men and women soldiers together in the same rooms? Make them use the same showers? Make them roomies?

      It worked great in Starship Troopers. Did you see the way that horny bunch kicked bug ass?

      Read the book. No mixing of the sexes among enlisted personnel. No women "mobile infantry" at all.

      That is just one of the many ways that movie totally missed the point of the book.

      (Don't you just hate hearing fans of a book whine about how bad the movie was?)

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    29. Re:The Spartans by DietHacker · · Score: 1

      "(Don't you just hate hearing fans of a book whine about how bad the movie was?)"

      (Yes.)

      Unless the book's point was badmouthing coed-mobile-military shower fun, it would hardly seem to matter. : )

    30. Re:The Spartans by L0rdJagged · · Score: 1

      Gee dude, what about the bisexuals, do you just through all the bi men and women together in a fifth barracks? I bet that'd be the fun barracks though...

    31. Re:The Spartans by 241comp · · Score: 1

      I am quoting Paul - you are correct. Who's work is generally accepted by Christians as inspired by God. Also, he did not say you should not have sex with your spouse - though he did say that it was better to be single because of your unique ability to serve God and not be burdened by caring for a spouse.

    32. Re:The Spartans by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      I think much of this is cultural (ie, US/anglo prudishness). In some parts of Europe, for example, it is common to have dual sex toilets in public places, and even common changing rooms at places like public pools. This is partly due to much greater distinction between sex and nakedness (typical of northern europe, where it is perfectly acceptable to show full-frontal nudity on evening television, for example), and partly due to more tolerance (or maybe apathy?). You say that you wouldn't want someone who might find you sexually attractive to watch you shower, but the only reason you give is selfishness: if you can't shower with someone you might find sexually attractive, then why should the converse be allowed? This is regressive - the progressive solution is simply to allow it for everyone. As you say, we are all big girls and boys now and we ought to be able to shower with the female recruits without turning into lunatic rapists.

      And why should you not be allowed to become a girl scout leader? There are plenty of female boy scout leaders (at least in Australia). I do not know of any make girl scout leaders in Oz (I would not be surpised if there were none), which is very sad IMO.

    33. Re:The Spartans by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      I think you are being too narrow here (I don't mean that in a derogatory sense at all). I agree completely that it is 'social conventions' that keep society civilized. But I think it does not actually matter much what those social conventions are, as long as they exist. There are plenty of cultures where what you describe is perfectly acceptable (even a social convention). In such a culture, an American tourist being very sensitive about the bathroom arrangements is a source of homour. The converse (say, someone who doesn't speak English and can't decipher the symbols on the toilet door) is likely to be a source of prison statistics.

      I imagine you can guess my opinion on which is the healthier society.

  36. Well by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    They can already detect the bearded, lank haired unwashed, clothes filled with pizza crumbs and Jolt stains, Linux geeks from a mile off with fairly unsophisticated hardware already so it makes sense they go after everyone else now.

    Seriously though this is becoming a disturbing trend. It used to be you were interviewed and that was the determining factor. Now its a gazillion interviews, medical tests, security interviews, psych profiles etc. This just seems like the next step when the tech becomes available, much as I despise the intrusion.

    The stupid is part all this will be for some crap position. Do these companies realise that by offering me a tech arch contract they are not setting me on my way to galactic domination, its just another fucking contract to keep my bank manager happy!.

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  37. Airport Scans, cognitive liberty, LOTS more info by SolemnDragon · · Score: 1
    This is not new information. They've been talking about implementing this at airports. The problem is... the first time they hit an armed forces vet with a steel plate in their head... they're screwed. Privacy issues under the name of 'terrorism protection' are going to get a real shot of reality wehn they realise that these privacy invasions aren't going to work for everyone. And the problem is that hitting a metal plate with magnetism DOES DAMAGE, it doesn't just block out the, um, well, i guess in this case, they ARE government rays....

    last year's philadelphia Inquirer story talks about fMRI research as replacing the polygraph, and Cognitive Liberty has the best set of links if you want more info. Frankly, i advise you to check it out, because this is not new, and This will be checking you out soon.

  38. What a load.... by bcollier06 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That was one of the most poorly researched articles I've read about brain imaging. When will magazines and newspapers stop hyping up a technology that will never deliever the big brother scenarios they try to drum up ratings with....... For starters, MRI doesn't measure brain activity!

    MRI imaging can only measure blood flow in a certain area, not the actual eletrical impulses of your brain. The way it works is by using huge magnetic pulses it forces all that wonderful iron-rich blood in your head to align in a certain orientation. After that, it essentially lets the "flash-magnetized" blood sink back out of alignment. Where your brain is working it's hardest (continually using "fresh" blood), it takes the longest for the blood to fall out of alignment relative to the rest of your sleepy noggin because of the increased iron content.

    That is only the first step to getting those pretty magazine studies which most of the time are mere pseudo-science.

    MRI has HORRIBLE temporal resolution. Anyone who has ever sat for an eternity in one of these machines knows this....It's the exact reverse problem of an EKG or similar system. An EKG is excellent at recording when electrical activity in the brain occurs, except for the fact that you have little or no idea where in the brain it is occuring. With MRI you get to find out exactly where in the brain this blood-consuming activity is occuring, but it takes considerably longer than instantaneous... COnsidering that most brain processes occur in under 250ms, this is like shooting in the dark. Only by repetative exposure to a given stimulus can you even hope to gain usable results...

    Nor do the inaccuracies end there. After you've collected all of this wonderful MRI data from multiple test subjects (Doing a single on would be completely usualess as individual brain topology can vary) you need to compute thresholds, percent differences, and generally massage the data however you would like! The kicker is that most of these "scientific studies" never share the number crunching with any other group of scientists for independant verification..They just smile, show the pictures, and recieve the avalanche of funding.

    Now I don't mean to suggest that MRI as a technology is without merit, but when you look at its limitations it can only produce useful data on a limited number of things. (Like FFA research, etc.) It certainly can't read the contents of your thoughts.

    Now, even 50 years down the road if Mr. Executive placed an ultra-fine grid of sensors inside your skull, chances are you would still be safe for a long, long time. Staring at localized electrical impulses and trying to discover the functional equivalence of neural networks in a system as complex as the human brain is going to take a while.

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    1. Re:What a load.... by ProlificSage · · Score: 1
      An EKG is excellent at recording when electrical activity in the brain occurs

      I believe you mean EEG or electroencephalogram. An EKG is an electrocardiogram, which measures electrical activity in the heart. You do make some excellent points, though.

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    2. Re:What a load.... by bcollier06 · · Score: 1

      Yeah sorry... I was trying to post a little too quickly there.... I hoped for once that this post wouldn't be lost in the masses because I do think it addresses some pertinent issues.... but oh well my fingers weren't quick enough :)

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    3. Re:What a load.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree and disagree with you.

      Your description of fMRI is wrong. The BOLD response is not due to "increased iron content". Perhaps you are thinking of arterio-spin labelling. The BOLD response is simply related to the blood oxygenation levels. Neurons fire, oxygenation goes down, body over compensates with large influx of oxygenated blood.

      There are some labs that do fMRI in rigorous fashion. But as you point out a great many do not.

      As far as MRI having horrible temporal resolution goes. It doesn't matter. The BOLD response has a time scale that is measured in seconds. You are now welcome to point out that the BOLD response is much to slow to measure instaneous neuronal activity. Single shot stimulus paradigms do work. however.

      fMRI can be done a single patient. You have introduced a red herring by saying that individual topology can vary. The topology of structures are somewhat consistent. The particular spatial layout of structures is what presents staggering variability. It's not necessary to set any sort of threshold to do fMRI analysis. Most analyses do that because they trying to do parametric analysis. Within the context of non-parametric analysis one does not need to set a threshold, one lets the data determine the threshold.

      As to whether fMRI can "read the contents of your thoughts" or not --- it depends. Can fMRI tell if you are reading a sentence about a dog as opposed to looking at a dog -- probably. Can it tell if you are thinking about your check book balance or how much you can spend on lunch -- probably not.

  39. Could it be? by goldspider · · Score: 1

    Finally us geeks will be able to figure out what women find so unattractive about us!

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    1. Re:Could it be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's your wussy, women's-ass-kissing, unconfident, smothering, needy personality that is unattractive. Oh, and stand up straight, shower, shave, and get a damn hair cut.

    2. Re:Could it be? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      because geekdom is comprised of a bunch of wusses that drool at the very sight of a female, and have the social skills of a dead giraffe?

      I don't think we need a mind reading device to figure that one out...

  40. Heheheh by Paladine97 · · Score: 1

    He said.........Dick

    hehehehe

  41. Re:Ethics my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm starting to see why everyone with a non-conformist viewpoint checks the AC box. Ninja hippie moderators walk among us.

  42. Neuroethics by DoNotTauntHappyFunBa · · Score: 2, Insightful
    some predict this will be a bigger ethical issue than genetics

    That makes sense. I expect that your brain is much more likely than your DNA to determine your behavior. However, DNA can be fully sequenced right now. I would bet we're a long way off from being able to fully map a human brain.

    Also, I think that much of the expectation of the privacy of one's thoughts is founded on the fact that today nobody else can be sure what those thoughts are. The examples in the article are fairly crude tools related to activity in a certain area of the brain. Care certainly will need to be taken with any potential use of these tools. Taking it to the extreme of real-time mind-reading will be a different thing entirely.

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  43. There is no way to stop this by ebusinessmedia1 · · Score: 1

    The ability to 'read' cognitive states will not only happen - as it already has in some medical applications - but will be used by government and private industry alike. This is guaranteed to happen as long as large institutional entities need personal information - gained from monitoring - to hedge against various risks to their respective enterprises.

    Ray Kurzweil and others (Vernor Vinge among them) talk about a technological 'singularity' that is fast (exponentially) approaching. It's a place where technologies like the one discussed in the article begin to progress so fast that there is no way to keep full track of, or control them.
    Cognitive scanning is simply another one of those technologies.

    Imagine that you're living 20 years in the future when genetic testing and cognitive scans help an insurance company - or the government (if we ever get universal health care) - predict your propensity for violent behavior. Can you imagine tests and monitoring like this *not* being performed at the individual level - especially if they're truly predictive, and can result in intervention, thus 'saving' you and the 'insuring' agency from relative pain? I can 'imagine' that they won't, but they will; the system will demand it.

    We are moving at breakneck speed toward a fundamental change in what we perceive to be human. This will begin to happen - as it already has - in ways that seem to violate everything most humans in free societies hold dear - privacy, individual rights and liberties, etc.

    The only way to prevent this sort of thing from being truly disruptive is to build some kind of 'meta-monitoring' into medical, and other surveillance technologies that give individuals the right to 'review and change/question' the data that has been collected on them - including all cognitive monitoring.

    Again, the problem is that these technologies are progressing at faster and faster rates. I doubt that most individuals (including legislators) have even the faintest idea about how to move on these issues because everyone is still perceiving change in many of these areas as moving at a linear rate, instead of the exponential rate represented by the steadily upward-sloping curve of technology development.

    The question looms. Will we be able to get a grip on this stuff before it is so well insinuated into culture that future humans take it for granted, with all that implies? The times, they are a'changin'

  44. Already been used in court by itchyfidget · · Score: 1

    I believe this sort of technology is/was being used in a legal case in Florida (trying to find reference but no luck so far).

    I have already posted my reservations about using the technology as a lie-detector, but that won't necessarily stop people from doing it if they think it can "prevent terrorism".

    Which means we're all stuffed, because there is no such thing as reliable brain-reading.

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  45. It's what makes us who we are. by LorneReams · · Score: 1

    The entire ideal that allows us to live and grow, is the knowledge that no matter what we may think, it is our actions that define who we are. Take that away, and you might as well take away our individuality and return to the hive. Also, I know people that buy and sell medical information for next to nothing to sell to spammers. Do you want all your personal preferences available to anyone? I don't trust people with the info they have on me NOW, how can I trust people with the potential to have any information they so choose (SSN, PINs, Phone #'s, ect.)

  46. Companies are already doing this ... by adzoox · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I remember a while back (10-12 years ago) I applied for a job at Toys R Us. For that job, I had to fill out a lengthy multiple choice survey. A question was asked 3 different ways at 3 seperate points during the survey.

    A question like:

    A Customer is demanding they get their money back for a product we don't carry or that will not scan. You

    A) Da da da da

    B) Da da do da

    or

    C) Da da de da

    This was clearly a personality test as some of the questions had no "wrong answers" with some choices seeming better. But better to who?

    I was told at the beginning of the survey, the answers had NO bearing on my employment chances. If it didn't, why administrate it?

    And while this may get this post moderated "funny" I also have this point to make:

    Companies like CompUSA make you go through a ridiculous "smile for the customer course". I beleive it's intent was two fold. One, to test to see if an applicant would be driven into a psychotic state. Two, to alert management to "moldable corporate clones".

    The training at CompUSA was over two weeks and touched on subjects like greeting customers and asking specific questions. I consider a lot of the training like this; if you don't know how to sell, or you were not born with the ability to sell (some aren't) then CompUSA is not the job for you. I do agree with training. But to tell people they need to sell at CompUSA by Mary Lou Retton (I kid you not) that you are part of the "Winning Team" with a twinkling smile is absurd and belittling. I really do consider this type of training a "personality test" with a twist.

    I am sure that some jobs use training and other subliminal ways to test personality. While not a job, isn't this what Sororities and Fraternities do as initiatiations?

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    1. Re:Companies are already doing this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      isn't this what Sororities and Fraternities do as initiatiations?

      No. Frat initiations are usually some fairly tedious leftover Edwardian-era quasi-pseudo-Masonic ritual slathered with what someone imagined as symbolism. They're certainly not personality tests.

    2. Re:Companies are already doing this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really, I think the movie "Revenge Of The Nerds" proves you wrong. The "nerd clique/personality" didn't fit in with the jock clique/personality"

    3. Re:Companies are already doing this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We got this at a company we used to work at. Current employees didn't need to take it. However, we knew that after filling out a digital survey, the results were returned by fax, so we all took the test and intercepted the results at the fax machine. Results came back with a detailed list of personality traits, and suggestions of behavior (such as "this person might steal from the company") and a final evaluation of green, yellow or red. I came out green, several co-workers came out yellow, and two were red, presumably meaning "don't hire these people!"

      The ironic thing is that I could have predicted those results myself, and woulnd't have hired half the people I worked with.

  47. Oh if we were all so enlightened... by kramer2718 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's a good attitude to say "Fuckoff" to all those who want to scan your brain/test your blood/test your urine/etc. In fact that's pretty much how I feel. Unfortunately, there are more sheep than not in society and as long as the majority of people do not refuse the tests, those who do refuse will be branded dangerous and denied jobs/insurance/rights. If everyone stood up for basic human rights and dignity, I wouldn't be so afraid of the future. Unfortunately, the trend looks to be exactly the opposite.

    1. Re:Oh if we were all so enlightened... by realdpk · · Score: 1

      As far as I know there's not a whole lot of precedent for companies performing drug testing on contracted companies/vendors, so at least, in the forseeable future, you ought to be able to start your own business if you can't get a job due to refusing a drug test.

      It'll be when the govt requires that they only do business with companies that perform mandatory/regular drug testing that it'll become a really severe problem. For now, there are plenty of jobs out there that don't require drug testing.

    2. Re:Oh if we were all so enlightened... by usotsuki · · Score: 1

      Ah yeah. Lemmingism is the plague, nay, the pandemic that affects the masses of non-geek Americans. Shut up, do as you're told, be apathetic toward the government, buy the latest 100 GHz computer with Windows 2015 the day it comes out just so you can type letters and read e-mail...the list goes on and on. The problem is that those who wield power are either lemmings themselves or seek to control the lemmings, and of course lemmings would never criticize the government...

      -uso.

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  48. Common people... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do employers screen for cancer before taking a job. We do have the technology to do that.

    Common just because they have the ability to do something like this doesn't mean they will do it.

  49. This is Just Hype by techsoldaten · · Score: 1

    This is just hype. Privacy concerns over genetic predelictions only hold back the adoption of newer technologies that could actually improve our relationships with the world and others.

    For instance, imagine being able to go on a dating board and place an accurate, quantative score on your tendencies towards violence. Others would be able to sort the bad boys out of the rest that much easier, probably encouraging better dates and lasting involement - after all, you would be picking people you are genetically geared towards.

    Imagine spam geared specifically towards your depression score. The pharmaceutical industry would love it - lists of people who need Zoloft. Or, if you are negative in this category, you would be getting mass mailings about ways of curbing that mania.

    I see only good things coming out of a world where we are all numbered according to our genes.

  50. jumping to conclusions by illaqueate · · Score: 1

    "One study of white students found that although they expressed no conscious racism, the seat of fear in their brains still fired up more when they looked at unfamiliar black faces than at unfamiliar white faces"

    How is this predicting "unconscious racism"? Good old fashioned psychology would predict that it's caused by negative stereotype activation, but differential activation in the amygdala doesn't necessarily mean differential behavior towards people of "color". I am certain that there would be more blood-oxygen level dependent activity in my amygdala, particularly when walking in a bad neighbourhood, but so what? It probably also happens when I'm nervous meeting someone, when I see a cop, when I'm watching a scary movie; they have to prove that that it leads to differential behavior.

    1. Re:jumping to conclusions by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      Racism is a not really the right word. "Prejudice" might be a bit better. Or "inductive reasoning." The reality is that you are at greater risk from a person of a different race, because the other person might be a racist even if you are not. Your conscious mind might not want to face this, but your amygdala knows it. I imagine black people would show the same reaction to unfamiliar white faces. And probably young male faces would produce a stronger reaction than older or female faces.

  51. why the politicians do not care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of our political leader in this nation (and indeed around the world) have no brain to scan, so they wont suffer any privacy breach themselves.

    The way that new laws get passed is that special interest groups enter the wanted laws into a machine (political and mechanical) that controls the candidate.

  52. All this testing, what about the tests themselves? by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know the affects of these tests on the brain?

    AFAIK, you cannot test something without affecting that something (I can't remember the name of the "rule" right now). For example, when reading voltage there is a finite amount of current taken away from the system.

    Another example: X-ray use has been quite beneficial in medicine (CT scans, etc), but the tests require the use of high energy waves to measure attenuation. These waves have been shown to affect tissue tested (DNA damage).

    Testing upon material within the body is actually quite invasive. I'm not thrilled with urine tests, but at least it's done externally and the affected test material doesn't physically stay with you.

    But given the job search approach: What happens to the brain under the strain of multiple interviews?

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  53. It is my firm belief... by mikeophile · · Score: 2, Insightful
    that technologies such as these are only a threat if we remain passive to them.

    We are the techno-elite, right?

    Technology may be our plaything, but the technologies we do not own will own us.

    There is always a window of opportunity for the early adopters to acquire mastery over those who would use a technology to oppress. Plus, brain hacking might just be the ultimate in geek fun.

    While not everyone can afford to use their own MRI to do neuro-feedback hacking, there are tools that can be had right now that will let you do some serious tweaking of your own skull pudding. One such device is made by IBVA Technologies

    IBVA has been at the forefront for the past few decades in building devices that allows one to view in real-time their own brain activity on Macs and PCs. They soon will be releasing a Linux version of their software.

    Hopefully, we'll stay ahead of the curve on this folks, because the dark side of this tech is pretty fucking dark.

    /end rant

  54. I want this for a programming tool... by NetSettler · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The most conservative view of the brain's power say that it's a computer program. The most elaborate theories also envision that there are other structures like souls that can't be 'caught on tape'. Strangely, I'd be the hardcore conservatives wanting to use this technology are statistically more likely to be those who say we have unmeasurable souls. Just a guess. But if it's so, I wonder how they rationalize that.

    But let's take the conservative view--that the brain is just a computer program that is trillions or quadrillions of times more complex than your average programming project for work. Now we're talking about hooking us up to a machine that has no idea what a single line of source looks like, no idea what data has been preloaded, and is just going to watch the approximate equivalent of the blinking lights on the console and tell me if my program is not only functioning correctly now, but whether it's predicted to function correctly in the future?

    Geez, forget core dumps, stack debuggers, tracing tools, and all that. I just want one of these cool push-button debugging tools for writing programs!! People pay enormous amounts for teams of people to pour over source code for days or weeks or more on projects so trivial as today's... and it's apparently all wasted. We could have solved the whole Y2K problem by just letting this machine watch the blinky lights on the front of some COBOL boxes and tell us that the planes wouldn't crash and the elevators wouldn't stop. Why didn't we rush them into production if they were this close to ready?

    Or is it possible that the effectiveness is slightly oversold?

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  55. psssst! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the smell.

    1. Re:psssst! by goldspider · · Score: 1

      I prefer to think of it as a pheromone.

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  56. Yup.... by bcollier06 · · Score: 1

    Measuring brain activity using blood flow with lousy temporal resolution != reading your mind :)

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  57. Re: Its Practical and already here! by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1
    But these companies do check with insurance agencies for things like does this person take x medication or sees a physcologist. Its nearly impossible to prove but it goes something like this. HMOX calls HR and sells their package to companyA. HR considers the package and decides to approve it only under the deal that they can call them for employee scanning. In large fortune 500 companies these HMO's bend over because their accounts are so huge.

    You may think this is illegal but its not! It is illegal for a doctor or physcologist to disclose information but not for an insurance company who pays them! Its also near impossible to prove since these insurance companies deny everything because it could cost them there big money maker clients. This has been on the news a decade ago and was a big deal. People forgot quickly afterwards.

    But I think it also opens the door to descimination lawsuits. A brainscan would be a great defense. Why would you use it other then to desciminate agaisn't homo's, people with learning dissabilities, people with possible depression impusles, etc. A call to your insurance company is different because you can not prove your employer did this.

    A drug test is different because that is not discrimination. An employer has the right to make sure its employees do not have dependancy issues.

    But if I see a doctor or physcologist I only pay in cash. I do not want to lose my job over this. MY father is a former executive for a famous clothing company I will not disclose. Basically they check to see if employee's attent AA meetings and they pressure them to quit if they find out. HR calls the insurance companies to find out about this. THis is a sad reality today.

  58. Why would anyone be concerned? by crush · · Score: 0

    Unless they've got something to hide? This is a very positive technology that will help detect psychopaths, people inherently unfitted to their jobs, deviants, and other misfits.

    Widespread deployment will allow the proper treatment and direction of people as _individuals_ instead of assuming that some sort of "one size fits all" Bill of Rights can be applied in a blanket way.

    This article and the comments on it are examples of hysteria and romantic pessimism.

    1. Re:Why would anyone be concerned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Suppose you wanted to fuck your wife's sister? Do you want to be scanned and have your wife see the results?

    2. Re:Why would anyone be concerned? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why would anyone be concerned...unless they've got something to hide?"

      Troll.

      Police are not permitted to search the trunk of my car without either

      1.) Probable Cause or
      2.) A search warrant.

      They can *ask*, but I can (and do) say "no".

      How do you suppose I'll respond when the police, or some company I am evaluating as a potential employer, says they need to run a brain scan?

      1.) No.
      2.) Thanks for playing. Next.

      DJ

    3. Re:Why would anyone be concerned? by crush · · Score: 1

      Yes!! It would be so much better than the camcorder that we have to rely on presently. Do you know if this is actually possible with this technology or are you just speculating on a possible future application?

    4. Re:Why would anyone be concerned? by crush · · Score: 1

      You assume that your brain is the equivalent of the trunk of your car.

      I'd like to see some legal opinion to back that up. I think we're in untested waters here and precedent has not been established.

      Ideally laws should be framed and enacted to benefit society and if the balance of allowing employers to screen out potential rapists from their workplaces is decided by the Supreme Court or other competent authorities to outweigh the risks to privacy then that is what should happen.

      I hope you wouldn't argue against this?

    5. Re:Why would anyone be concerned? by nadadogg · · Score: 1

      Well, what about people who have mental problemsm such as severe depression or mild schizophrenia(sp), but keep it in check, and live pretty normal lives? Lots of people have problems, ranging from mild to severe, and still function in society. Bad thoughts shouldn't keep someone from getting the job of their dreams.

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  59. oh, Brain Privacy by mikeee · · Score: 1

    When I first scanned the blurb, I read it as concern about Brian Piracy, and that some terrible new form of IP law was about to be born.

    Imagine my relief...

    1. Re:oh, Brain Privacy by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      Me too. Think Max Headroom.

  60. Not to worry by crgrace · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My wife is a behavioural neuroscientist and let me say that Neuroscience hasn't advanced that much. They only have rather vague ideas about which brain regions are involved in, not responsible for, certain general classes of behaviour. Don't mix up correlation with causation. Brain sciences are pretty much still in the "look for correlation" phase, and are FAR, FAR, away from any predictive value, expect certain specialized clinical areas. The brain is so complex that we may be incapable of understanding it. It's like peeling an onion.

  61. What's really outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    is that somebody going for a master's degree in CS is still unable to spell a word as simple as "ridiculous." Hint: Right now I am ridiculing you .. I am not "rediculing" you. I cannot even begin to fathom how such a braindead incorrect spelling wormed its way into widespread usage.

    1. Re:What's really outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, english is a fucked up language?

      you obviously knew what he was saying, so what's the problem? get a life.

    2. Re:What's really outrageous by TGK · · Score: 1

      What's even more outrageous is that someone would be enough of an asshole to post a reply to a legitimate comment just to point out a spelling error.

      What's even more outrageous than that? The same person not knowing that the word "Masters" in Masters Degree isn't possessive.

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    3. Re:What's really outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First of all, I'm not convinced that "Master's Degree" isn't possessive; the person who possesses the degree is a Master of Science (or whatever.) The Random House Unabridged Dictionary, 2nd Edition contains the "apostrophized" version of this term. (Incidentally, so does the the online American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language. I would check the OED, but I'm not a subscriber.) Now I realize that a couple of sources does not establish a consensus, but at the very least, it seems evident that the same can be said of your claim. I suppose you could make the case that the form is genitive but not possessive; however, I don't claim to be able to resolve issues such as this.

      Regarding spelling errors, I do not make it a general habit to point them out. However, in this case we are not talking about a misspelling of "bureaucracy" or "antidisestablishmentarianism." English has a large number of words that are tricky to spell; "ridiculous" is not one of them. As I've said, the root of this word is "ridicule", and you never see people spell this as "redicule." Why, then, would they think to resort to "rediculous?" It completely boggles the mind.

      To reveal my own prejudices, I must say that when I receive correspondence from people who use "cute" abbreviations like "i got ur email" or "u ppl crack me up", or are rife with misspelled trivial words, or have apostrophes randomly inserted (or elided) at various points ("They ca'nt figure out whats wrong with the last two release's"), the immediate impression that I form of said correspondent is "person of lower-than average intelligence."

      Now, you might call this snooty and elitist, and in some ways you may be right. However, I am not alone in this regard. Furthermore, I used to make some pretty silly mistakes myself, and having them pointed out to me was the primary impetus to correct them. The original poster will (most likely) be entering the job market at some point in the near future, at which time spelling, grammar, and general presentation skills will be of the utmost importance. Call me an asshole if you will, but at the end of the day, I'm trying to do him (her) a favor. I can't speak for all employers, but if I get a resume littered with obvious spelling and grammatical errors, that resume has essentially zero chance of making it past Round One (provided that the resume is from a native English speaker, of course.)

    4. Re:What's really outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      uh, english is a fucked up language?

      No. English has its share of idiosyncrasies, but the spelling of "ridiculous" is not one of them. The root of "ridiculous" is "ridicule." Note that both of them are spelled with an 'i'. Unless you can demonstrate that "redicule" is at least as common a misspelling as "rediculous", you're going to have an awfully difficult time dismissing this mistake as a result of some kind of internal English consistency.

    5. Re:What's really outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People generally start sentences/questions with a capital letter; and at the end of a question, there is usually punctuation called a question mark.

    6. Re:What's really outrageous by jafac · · Score: 1

      yeah, but if you're thinking about a person you know who pronounces it "reeeediculous", as part of their colloquial accent, and as you're typing in slashdot, you may be thinking about this person and how it amuses you that they pronounce the word in that way - and so you type it that way, isn't it equally as valid?
      Sure it is!

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    7. Re:What's really outrageous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dictionary claims that a master is one who holds a master's degree, a degree higher than a bachelor's degree but lower than a doctor's degree. I believe it's one of the underlying principles of Internet spelling flamewars that you don't get to make up your own spellings when "correcting" someone. Sorry.

  62. A55M0NKEY by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

    The thing is, if people use brain scans all the time they will find out things about people that were kept secret. Maybe every other prospective employee intends to resume smoking weed regularly once they pass the drug test, maybe %50 will fail the 'have you ever stolen from a place you work?' question when asked because they once stole a pack of gum or a 1 cent tootsie roll from the store they worked at as a teenager. This might actually have the effect of making people accept common, non-serious 'bad' behavior because they will see how every decent person they've ever met is imperfect.

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    1. Re:A55M0NKEY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will be hard to exercise that freedom when we are all behind bars for life for stealing that pack of gum from our high school dime store job.

      Or we'll be behind bars for *thinking* of stealing it.

      DJ

    2. Re:A55M0NKEY by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      Yes, this is the only sensible long-term outcome of having such scans widely available.

      Unfortunately, a more likely outcome is that such scans are not widely available, or available only to a narrow class of people. For example, your employer can scan you to see if you have a predisposition to stealing office paperclips, but you cannot scan your employer to see if he has a predisposition to ripping you off on your overtime.

      Another possible scenario is that this sort of scanning takes a long time to become fully realized (quite likely, since the technology will take a long time (10's to 100's of years?) to develop, even if it is possible at all). In this time, anyone falling outside the social 'norms' (read: not a corporate non-thinking drone) is quitely excised from society. Something like what ACC describes in 3001; people just accept that society is less interesting, in exchange for security... Hmm, sounds familiar! (Although the security was actually real, today it is total fiction.)

    3. Re:A55M0NKEY by A55M0NKEY · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're probably right, but it could also be that all the corporate non-thinking drones are lining their pockets from the till, and they'll end up excising themselves.

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  63. Read only brain access is fine with me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the second they start trying to beam Pepsi ads or goatse pictures into my head, I'll write my congressperson for sure!

  64. Damn it. by Frank+of+Earth · · Score: 1

    I was searching around Kaaza for some pr0n and I came across a download of my brain! Albeit it was a few months old and didn't include any of the more recent American Idol memories, but I still feel cheated that someone stole my thoughts and posted them on the web for anyone to download.

    It also wasn't too comforting to see that it was only a 2 meg download.

  65. fun mri facts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    About 5% of the population is allergic to the contrast, so there is a decent chance you will DIE slowly as your diaphram spasms when its injected.

    Long term effects of spinning your molecules with 3 tesla magnets are not known. You will not be scanned if your pregnant.

    If you have EVER used a drill or grinding tool on metal, you probably have small bits of metal in your eye, which will blind you when they start spinning.

    People at hospitals keep pushing oxygen canisters into MRI rooms, which then leap at the machine inexplicably and hit the patient in the head, usually killing them. Its a big mystery ( ... thats a joke, it does happen alot though )

    If you want to screw up an mri exam, just move your head a little during the scan.

    Typical mri scan's are about an hour and cost around $4500. Functional studies are longer and cost more.

  66. But it's all so SPECULATIVE by itchyfidget · · Score: 1

    Most of the quotes on there from scientists are *very* cagey. Sure, you can interpret them in the spirit of the article (OMG, Big Brother lives!), but if you go back and read the scientists' quotes (Michael Gazzaniga's in particular) and look objectively at what they are actually saying, it's all very "well, we'll wait and see".

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  67. Re:Frightening (o/t) by ckaminski · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't call 430-someodd Congressional Representatives and 100 Senators "widespread support".

    Technology is going to render representative democracy an archaic relic. I only hope it happens in my lifetime.

    Although I do shudder when I thing of the kinds of craziness engendered by a futuristic slashvote.org. Ugh. Think of the millions of First Vote posts we'll have to suffer through? ;-)

  68. All your Brain by HermanZA · · Score: 1

    are belong to us... Yeah, I know, it is not funny.

  69. Finally! by jforr · · Score: 1

    Now we can start to crack down on all the evil pirates who hum songs in their head without paying for them!

  70. another pseudo science? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sounds like a load of cr*p. one of the first experiments proffered about self-ascribed non-racist who show higher levels of "fear" in the "fear" geography of the the brain when shown pictures of black people...

    when was the last time anyone in this forum was afraid of a picture of faces. maybe the reflex was more along the lines of ugly or not ugly given that people have and affinity more for their own kind (or given societal brain washing as to what if attractive).

    i really feel sorry for Michael Jackson; poor s.o.b.

  71. And as with genetics... by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 3, Interesting
    This science will require us to grow socially, or regress into something ugly.

    In both cases there will be untold millions for large corporations to save by abusing this technology. If we do not fight for our rights to be ourselves, companies will require periodic brain-scans as easily as periodic drug checks. They won't have to pay attention to individuality or the cause of one person's odd brain-patterns, they will justify it with statistics. "People with your brain-type are 80% more likely to become unhappy at this job, therefore we will not risk hiring you." They won't care that 5% of the people with your brain-type do especially well at that job, because they will work the percentages and it won't pay to take the risk.

    The pay off of having faith in people doesn't show up on the bottom line, and the burden of having faith in people is one that the "gifted" or "blessed" often don't want to shoulder. If we want these scientific advances to be stairs for the ascension of mankind into the kind of species we can truly admire, then we must bridge this social gap. We must say as a society that we are willing to pay the price in dollars and cents, in mistakes and losses, to retain our diversity and that of our neighbors, even when we don't understand or approve of them.

    Numerous studies have shown, the category of people who smoke has more accidents to it's credit than that of people who don't. As it stands, today it is legal to charge someone more for insurance if they smoke, than if they don't. Smokers have become the outsiders. This injustice remains. It is based on a statistic no more or less true than:

    • People who smoke pot have a greater chance of becoming addicted to pot.
      Can't really argue that one.
    • "People who steal in their youth are more likely to steal as adults."
      Also very true, and plainly so when you consider it's corollary.
    • The first black person on your board of directors will have a harder time "getting along."
      This, in my limited exposure to such things is also likely to be true, and were the mechanism to exist to quantify such things (one day it will) I'll wager that statistics would bear this out.
    As technology advances more "truths" like these will exist, and the scientific evidence to back them up will become undeniable. The socially myopic corporations of the world will want to modify the way they treat the people who fall into the categories above in a profitable fashion and they will fight for their perceived right to do so.

    The question of how to move forward is not one of fighting discoveries, or denying the obvious.
    It is one of willfully choosing to make illegal and immoral by our societies standards, any use of indirectly related statistical phenomena to alter or inhibit any citizen's opportunities in any endeavor the public is permitted to regulate.

    Most of us would raise hell if our auto insurance company demanded the right to to base our insurance rates on the following questions:

    Have you ever stolen anything in your life?
    Have you ever smoked canabis?
    Are you of African American descent?

    And we can be proud of that fact.

    How many of us left the question box "Do you smoke?" unanswered and got on the insurance agent for being at the root of a Gattacan state?

    Is it because of how incredibly annoying it is to step outside a crowded shopping area yearning to breath fresh air only to find our lungs filled by a cloud of noxious fumes? Is it the meal ruined by the elderly folk, who sat at the edge of the smoking section in a restaurant in our youths and managed to billow forth more atmospheric poisons than a '66 Chevelle? What ever our reason for just checking the box handing over the form, does it really justify making them pay more for mandatory auto insurance? Is any reason you could give any less a prejudice than would be implied by seeing the three questions in my list above listed on a job application?

    Gattaca ends or begins with us.
    1. Re:And as with genetics... by ymgve · · Score: 1

      Smokers have become the outsiders.

      Then stop smoking.

  72. I'd be glad for technology like this. by pcraven · · Score: 2, Funny

    It would be great to screen the boyfriends my daughter brings home. I could set curfew based upon the 'horney level' of the boyfriend.

    1. Re:I'd be glad for technology like this. by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1
      But what about the 'horny level' of your daughter?

      Let me guess, you never considered that? :-)

  73. Re:Ethics my ass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to worry about! ;-)

  74. Got a whole lot of awful stuff in our minds by LiberalApplication · · Score: 1
    Should devices incorporating such technologies become commonplace, I think we'd quickly discover (or rather, find evidence to prove) that 99% of people scanned will possess seriously "undersirable" mental traits. It wouldn't be out-of-the-ordinary to find someone with violent tendencies, and depression would be even more common.

    Even if we could detect these characteristics, to select against them would be against our best interests. If mental/emotional screening had been available and used over the past two centuries, we would have lost almost every great modern mathematician, scientist, artist, musician, and writer to paranoiac ignorance. We'd be living in a world full of dull, unimaginative, passionless sops, perpetually perky, and never dissatisfied. No CDs, no computers, no Beatles, no Godel, no microwave ovens, no Slashdot...

    Go ahead, make brain scans accepted practice. Pick the minds of potential employees and let's see what you wind up with as a workforce, if you ever do find anyone who is both qualified and mentally "clean".

    Me? I'm going to sit in my room and daydream all day long about having rough, stinky intercourse with a donkey while snacking on human brains and plotting to drop a busload of nuns onto a busload of children. Of course, I'd never do such things. I'd probably get kicked by the donkey.

  75. Thank you war on drugs by gad_zuki! · · Score: 1

    >The Patriot Act and Patriot II (return of the civil liberty abuses)

    Its not just about secuity per se. Employee screening got ridiculously out of hand during the beginging of the "war on some drugs." An applicant in the US today is expected to go through a background check, written psychological tests, and a urine/hair sample. We lost our privacy rights long ago and this could be the next step. On what legal ground could anyone fight this when they're already giving their piss away?

    Sure, there are some decent pro-testing arguments, like for machine operators, drivers, etc, but drug testing is usually a cheap and effective way to avoid paying for competency testing and to clean out "undesirables." Be it the "freethinker," the member of some minority, etc. Interesting how white collar drugs are so difficult to detect.

    Are the anti-brain scan, anti-genetic scan people going to get in bed with the anti-drug test people? I'm sure there's a lot of overlap, but Joe and Jane Sixpack need get over their political hobgoblins and realize that this is all part of the same package. Want drug testing? Then you'll get brain testing. Its almost that simple.

    Worse, what do we do with this new class of undesirables? You need to work to get health insurance in the US.

    "Sorry Ted, you're a borderline schizo according to our tests, you better see a doctor. You may be functional now. but something, sometime could happen and now that we know we can't hire you. Its HR policy, my hands are tied, buddy."

    "I cant afford a p-doctor without some health insurance and job and even then its pushing it."

    "Sorry, thats your problem."

    *slam*

    Funny how homelessness, unemployment, lack of health care is all our problems. Eventually everyone is going to run up against these walls. I really don't want to get delivered the "sorry my hands are tied, buddy" line because of degradation of basic civil rights in the US.

    I'm not a privacy lunatic, I would be all for this screening in children to help discover faults and provide *free* therapy, etc to help them have good lives, but waiting until you're in the job market to be scrwed over is beyond ridiculous.

  76. Must be time for my blue pill... by dhaines · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now we know how the machines really know what Tasty Wheat tasted like.

  77. Clever Subject Line Not Available by Art_XIV · · Score: 1

    The future ain't what it used to be - Yogi Berra

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  78. And.. by Eric+Damron · · Score: 1

    "Could employees be scanned for violent or depressive impulses? Could soldiers be screened for homosexuality?"

    Could politicians be scanned for stupidity?

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  79. The law of unintended consequences by Thud457 · · Score: 1
    I guess that if society is willing to accept genetic/psych/drug screening, we're going to also have to accept universal health care, mental health care and drug rehabilitation.

    Of course, at the moment, society seems dumb enough that they don't see why things like the patriot act are a bad thing. They'll learn. Usually the hard way.

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  80. Brain Scanners Work On Politicians - No Problem! by 0x69 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Once a lie-detecting brain scanner is reasonably available, there'll be some public challenges to sleazy politicians to answer (under the scanner, with cameras rolling) questions like "did your vote on bill X have more to do with that fat campaign donation than with the good of the country?"

    The media will hype this up so far, it'll make the Clinton sex scandals look like a 5-over-limit speeding ticket.

    Conclusion - self-serving sleazy politicians will make sure than brain scanners are *extremely* illegal.

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  81. Brain scans finds black hole by ratfynk · · Score: 1

    What if the brain scan finds a black hole. Does this mean the conception was from a big bang or just the back seat of a 57 Chevy while on acid?

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  82. Re:oh, Brian, Piracy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, no, you're all confused. The Crimson Assurance short was before "Meaning of Life", not "Life of Brian".

  83. There's always a dark side by Tomster · · Score: 1

    ...and a light side. Any technology can be used for evil or for good. As long as evil lives in men's hearts, we will have people who abuse technology.

    So don't choose the dark side. Once you choose it, forever will it dominate your destiny. (Until your son saves you.)

    -Thomas

  84. "Threat"? by Blondie-Wan · · Score: 2, Funny
    He also identified the ''insidious threat'' that corporations could try to worm their way into consumers' minds.

    "Threat"? "Could"?? Do they mean it hasn't happened yet??

    ;)

  85. Brainscan? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh no! It's ...forming...

  86. Re:Brain Scanners Work On Politicians - No Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    self-serving sleazy politicians will make sure than brain scanners are *extremely* illegal

    Only when used on politicians. Um, national security, that's it. It's okay on ordinary citizens, though.

  87. Subjective squiggles and racism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One study of white students found that although they expressed no conscious racism, the seat of fear in their brains still fired up more when they looked at unfamiliar black faces than at unfamiliar white faces.

    Is this racism or did they merely prove that the sample selection of whites were literally more familiar to the participants? Would black participants' "seat of fear" fire in response to less familiar white or asian faces.

    I think this current technology gives us no more than a bunch of subjective squiggles that is left to subjective interpretation. These brain scanners are going to be more scary and arbitrary than lie detectors. Let's hope they carry the same weight in court.

  88. Screening for homosexuals -- already been done! by cartman · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Strangely enough, something like this has already been done. The military investigated a series of devices that measure sexual attraction, in order to screen out homosexuals. The idea was that they could put new male recruits in front of mostly-undressed pictures of athletic young men, then measure the level of sexual excitation, and screen out the homosexuals.

    By the way, one of the devices used to measure sexual excitation was called a "Penile Photoplathismograph". It measures blood flow to the sexual organ, and most youngish men can't help but get a little bit of an erection when exposed to a picture of a naked attractive potential sex object.

    ANYWAY, the idea was abandoned, for two reasons. First, some of the extremely homophobic people could not pass the test themselves. This grants some credence to the notion that angrily homophobic people are sometimes having some kind of internal conflict. Second, people who are "bisexual" to some extent greatly outnumber people who are outright gay. Although men who are exclusively homosexual make up 1-2% of the population, people who will evince at least some attraction to members of the same sex make up 5-6% of the population. Kicking out 6% of the military would be a problem.

  89. Someone had to say it ... by Abm0raz · · Score: 1

    ...All your brain are belong to us.

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  90. Read/Write Privileges. by sbillard · · Score: 1

    What happens when this "peek" ability is expanded to "poke" capabilities?

    It sure would be a neat hack... aiming my neural transmitter at Martin in the front row of class and then....zzzzzzzzzap. Instant zombie, or assasin, or drooling vegetable.

    We could all take turns being John Malchovic

    I want to be the puppet master and go home with all the nightclub cuties. Yay

  91. Correct by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
    Life of Brian had 'fucking gondolas' as the short in the cinemas (though unfortunately not on the DVD).

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  92. Eyesight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I need either new glasses or a better monitor. At first glance I thought the title of the article was, "Brain Piracy!" LOL, or maybe it's because there is always a story on /. about MPAA/RIAA trying to stop "piracy."

  93. MOD UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Absolutely. I thought the same thing.
    Current tests are so crude, there are multiple potential interpretations for same firing pattern.

  94. Blame the insurance companies by macshune · · Score: 1

    They're the ones that offer lower rates to businesses that drug test.

  95. Screening Soldiers by Guppy06 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Could soldiers be screened for homosexuality?"

    No, because that violates the "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" regulation. Half of that policy is "Don't Ask."

    Of course, screening someone's brain with that kind of precision will probably tell you that homosexuality has little impact in one's ability to serve in the military.

  96. Standards will change too : win-win by GreenEggsAndHam · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm being wildly optimistic but I'm guessing that if there was no way to hide deceptiveness from one another, maybe a whole lot of problems would go away.

    Brain scans for all could be the greatest democratiser there ever was.

    1. Re:Standards will change too : win-win by ebusinessmedia1 · · Score: 1

      There's an argument to be made for that. Humans didn't evelove in anonymous groups. It's only recently that anonymity has come to be accepted as the 'norm'. Whether one likes anonymity or not, we do pay a social price for it. If that price (cost) becomes too much to bear, then technology might (ironically) help us to become more transparent to one another, again.

    2. Re:Standards will change too : win-win by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Privacy is considered necessary by experts for mental health. _Forcing_ people to not be deceptive (at nearly any level, even) is massively destructive to mental hygiene. This isn't the sort of thing that can be fixed.

  97. So if I have a tune stuck in my brain... by Rai · · Score: 1

    And it's copyrighted, will RIAA sue me for having an "illegal mnemonically-pirated" copy?

  98. None of their damned busines by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    What I do on my off hours is not any of their business.. Until they can tell the difference between home use and use at work, drug tests should be outlawed as invasion..

    The brain scan, a similar attitude. It's none of their business, unless the thoughts interfere with productivity ( or safety ) while *AT* work.. They would also have to limit any 'scanning' to things ONLY relative to the job. What I think about a character on TV at night, or that i hate rap doesn't qualify for scanning, for example.

    I hope you are right about 'not in our lifetime'. But that was once said about intrusive background checks too.. Now look at things, you will soon be getting a backgrond check just to get a airplane ticket.. or to flip burgers..

    A disclaimer: I detest drug usage.. but its a persons individual right, on their own time, in their own home.

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  99. screening for homosexuality by No+Such+Agency · · Score: 1

    It's been done. The RCMP for one, in the 50's or 60's (I can't remember exactly), were using a device called "the fruit machine", which showed men pictures of naked men and women and measured their physiological responses. Those who became too "excited" as the naked men were shown would be suspected of gayness.

    I doubt it was very accurate. A very homophobic heterosexual might get more "worked up" at the sight of naked men than women. I don't think they were using a penile cuff either...

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  100. More like a Vernor Vinge novel... by praedor · · Score: 2, Informative

    Brainscanning and other monitoring abilities would give a company/gov't (the same thing these days, particularly in the USofCorp America) power similar to that of the "Emergent" in A Deepness in the Sky

    by Vernor Vinge.

    Picking up impulses whether acted on or not, knowing who is hot for who whether it is "secret" or not, knowing who is PO'd/disgruntled and thus a "security risk" and in need of firing or pre-emptive jailing (or indefinite detainment by the gov't under out current Shrub).


    The possibilities for superb abuse are wondrous. Can't wait for widespread law-enforcement use, gov't use, and corporate use. Those tin foil hats would start to come in handy about then but they would be a dead giveaway that you have something to hide and thus need to be detained, fired, etc.

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    1. Re:More like a Vernor Vinge novel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, friend, but you sort of missed the point of the novel. Go back and read it again. The defining characteristic of the Emergency was their technology for turning regular people into zipheads. It basically relied on a virus that altered the brain in such a way that people became stricken with a debilitatingly severe form of obsessive/compulsive disorder. The Emergency used these people like human computers.

      It had nothing to do, really, with totalitarianism, or any of the other things you alluded to.

      And while I'm browbeating you, your anti-American snipes ("USofCorp America," whatever that means, and calling President Bush "Shrub") are unbelievably immature. If you want to levy criticisms, by all means do so. But resorting to name calling is just one small step above smearing yourself with feces and saying "doodie" over and over again to make yourself giggle.

      (By the way: I punished your moderator in M2. This post was not informative. It was mis-informative. You didn't just fail to provide new information, you actually provided bad information. This post had negative information value.)

    2. Re:More like a Vernor Vinge novel... by praedor · · Score: 1

      I did not forget the zipheads. But "zipheads" in and of themselves were inadequate for the preemptive control exercised by the Emergent in the novel. The zips simply collated and analyzed all the minutae of information gathered on individuals via ubiquitous monitoring of everything.


      In any case, the flaw is that it doesn't require zipheads to do this. All it takes is ubiquitous monitoring of physiological and, in regards to the intent of the slashdot article, brainscanning and activity mapping to obtain the information that a computer could then analyze and flag.


      As many indicated in response, the technology needed to do remote brainscanning simply doesn't (yet) exist. In the future, it may, and in the meantime, once brain function mapping reaches a certain thoroughness, it will be good enough for directed scanning during questioning or interviews and become a MUCH better lie detector than the pathetic excuse for lie detector that we have now.

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    3. Re:More like a Vernor Vinge novel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really have no fucking idea what you are talking about. You seem to be off rambling in your own little world. Did you post this while drunk?

      Also: you need to work on separating science fiction from reality. It's an important skill for adults to be able to tell what's plausble and reasonable and what's not. Until you develop that skill, you're going to find yourself blathering on about "remote brain scanning" and other such bullshit.

    4. Re:More like a Vernor Vinge novel... by praedor · · Score: 1

      You obviously didn't read the book, and presumably are not the person I was responding to. Did you READ the other response to my first post?


      There is nothing sci-fi about remote brain scanning. It is not doable now because the tech is not there to do it (huge magnetic rings, high power, heavy). IF one can develop tech to the point of being able to do brain scans in an unobstrusive manner, then there is a problem. You walk into a room for, say, a job interview, or a periodic performance report. You are asked questions, all the regular stuff only in this case you are being closely analyzed: skin temp, breathing rate, brain activity, voice analysis. From all this, one could theoretically do real lie detection and, worse, violate some real basic privacy. Incorporate this sort of observation into a general everyday setting and a lot more information would be obtainable.


      We aren't there yet. The brain scanning being discussed would only be of academic interest at this point - a lot of research must still be conducted to map out the broad, repeating patterns of brain activity that can be associated with lying vs telling the truth, let alone determine associations between brain activity pattern X with a specific thought.


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    5. Re:More like a Vernor Vinge novel... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is nothing sci-fi about remote brain scanning.

      Except for the fact that we have no even theoretical way of linking intracranial activity to anything other than organic disfunctions of the brain. If you're imagining a mechanism that can visualize a person's brain and somehow tell you what he's thinking, you're just fantasizing.

      IF one can develop tech to the point of being able to do brain scans in an unobstrusive manner, then there is a problem.

      That's like saying, "IF one can turn lead into gold, our economy will be a shambles!" It's technically true, but pointless to discuss. You cannot scan a person's brain to learn what that person is thinking or feeling. Brains simply don't work like that, first of all, and secondly, no two brains are alike anyway. Go have a look at the results of a PET scan if you don't believe me. So it's a waste of time and energy to discuss the consequences of such a thing.

      From all this, one could theoretically do real lie detection

      Nope. Because there is no one-to-one correspondence between any of these characteristcs and actual cognition. Yes, when people lie they tend to sweat. They tend to sweat when they've had chili for lunch, too. So you will NEVER be able to build a machine that's much better at determining when somebody is lying than the ones we have already.

      Do you even know how a polygraph works? The actual quantitative results of the test are meaningless. What matters is the report of the person who conducted the test. That person, who has to be an expert, goes through the data and draws inferences based on it in a strictly non-algorithmic way. A machine could never reproduce that sort of analysis, because it's based entirely on the opinion of an expert with years of experience.

      We aren't there yet.

      And we never will be. It's simply not possible. That's what I meant when I told you that you need to work on being able to distinguish plausible extrapolations from pure fantasy. You obviously still need to work on that.

  101. Hate to overagree... by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 1

    I'm glad there exist people in society that do the hardwork 39-41 hours a week, think the clean thoughts, use the "righteous" anti-stress meds (beer and cigs.), and go to church, but no body I know qualifies.

    They may be in the majority, but I'd rather pick my nose than have a conversation with such people, and if you knew how long my fingernails are you'd know how painful I think it is.

    We wouldn't just loose the creative sparks that make the world cool, we loose all the obsessed people who put up with the misery and pain of striving to be something great for the tiny chance they will become such.

    Even if we had the genetic gifts, how many of us would have the dedication to shoot enough basketballs to develop the skills to play for the NBA? Only an insane person would take the kind of pain long distance runners tell me about to place 165th in a marathon with 4000 other runners. Variations of insanity drive all but the most mundane of tasks in our society. I'd put up with the Antarctic climate to avoid living in a place like that.

    I'm afraid I simply pictured the bus load of nuns in quantity, (rather than in the bus itself), being dumped onto a similar volume of children, like from the scoop of a great bulldozer. Which brought to mind the image of the nuns afterward telling the children that all the pain and bruises were the kids own faults, because of their SINS.

  102. Naked Brain by Energizerbunny · · Score: 1

    Getting your head scanned for emotions or sexual orientation is one thing, how about someone acquiring information about your bank account, credit card, behavioral traits, business ideas, social security number and well, anything you can think of, no pun intended. You open a door to a plethora of people acquiring false identities, corporate espionage, personal espionage, oppression, basically brain hacking. Try and firewall that one!

  103. How the heck can no one have mentioned Halperin? by DDX_2002 · · Score: 1
    James Halperin wrote a book called The Truth Machine in the 1990s. Waaaaay out there and politically implausible, but the world of zero privacy it envisions is potentially around the corner.

    Halperin shows the implications - business negotiations take minutes for multimillion dollar deals (just ask the guy on the box what his real squeal point is on the deal and whether that really is a deal breaker or not), the justice system is streamlined down to almost nothing (trials don't take very long, obviously), etc.

    Blurb from the book website: http://www.randomhouse.com/delrey/promo/truthmachi ne/

    One of the most influential businessmen in the world, Harvard graduate and software prodigy Randall Armstrong, has one goal: to build a machine that can detect lies with 100 percent accuracy. But aside from assuring the guilt in death-row cases, the device has broad implications for a planet on a collision course with self-destruction.

    Once perfected, the Truth Machine changes the face of the world. Most lawyers find themselves looking for new, productive jobs as crime, violent behavior, and court cases are eliminated, virtually overnight. Individuals are truth-tested for civil litigation and mediation. Political candidates must be perfectly frank, no longer relying on popular opinion polls or harboring hidden agendas. Refusal to submit to the Truth Machine brands a politician un-electable. Through a series of simple questions, the Truth Machine can diagnose mental illness with astonishing success.

    As its use spreads from courtroom to politics, to diplomacy, business, science, education, and finally into every home throughout the world, the Truth Machine reshapes the very nature of humanity. But ultimately, the fate of the earth rests with humankind. Are we up to the challenge?

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  104. Though it's no doubt been said already... by RareHeintz · · Score: 1
    ...insert joke re: tin-foil hats here.

    OK,
    - B

  105. Youre right, they do fit some profiles. by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 1

    SO do a whole mess of people who havent started killing and eating their neighbors. Should we just start locking people up who MIGHT commit a crime? That was this guys point in the book, he claims he can tell before they do anything that they are dangerous.

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  106. Re:Oh, Pick off yerself by EnderWiggnz · · Score: 1

    hell, with me pitching, you'd never get on first bud :-)

    youdda struck out 'ginst mah breaking ball...

    now, i'm a big ole rightie, so my move to first probably wouldnt have gotten ya.... and its been 6 years since i played ncaa ball... but, i still think i could throw one by ya.

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  107. I KNEW it... by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

    I knew those voices in my head weren't mine...

  108. Er...no... by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1

    Your brain is built using pieces of DNA that have been patented by many different companies. EVery time you think you're violated 27 patents. You evil person you...

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  109. Free will, not privacy, is the big issue by mir@ge · · Score: 1

    Sure the tought police sound scarry, however, thought can be directed. There is no reason to consider how you would mutilate your coworkers or how much you are attracted to the same sex technician giving you the test. Just practice a little discipline.

    So, what do we have to fear. How about when they can insert ideas like how to mutilate your coworkers or how much you are attracted to the same sex technician giving you the test into your head.

    Oh yeah, Pepsi the Choice of a New Generation.

  110. Stay out of my brain you authoritarian fuck! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course I have something to hide: my core personality. What occurs in my brain and does not spill into meatspace is no one's business but my own. You have a right to examine my actions as they can affect you, but no human deserves to experience the true me -- you're all not worthy.

    I am a psychotic misanthrope and I hate all humanity, but until I harm others, you have no right to meddle in my affairs. I am profoundly unsuited to my job, as it involves people. So fucking what -- I do my job well. Yes, I am a deviant and misfit. My deviancy affects no one, with the exception that I don't positively contribute to society as much as I can. Once again, humanity is not worth my best effort.

    I hope to Cthulhu you are trolling. If you actually belive this is positive thing, you are naive to the point of incompatence and require a caretaker.

    1. Re:Stay out of my brain you authoritarian fuck! by crush · · Score: 1

      Look, it's the equivalent of being able to gather evidence for a pre-emptive strike. If I can find convincing evidence that you're a psychotic then I can take the appropriate action to prevent you from harming other people in the future. Would you leave a loaded gun lying around? Would you leave a bottle of poison marked soda out? Would you leave Hussein in charge of WMDs? (Well, I know that a deviant like you would, but the rest of us wouldn't, those are rhetorical questions addressed to the rest of the audience) No, of course you wouldn't. So if we can prevent one workplace massacre by the simple expedient of a painless scan then we should. Appropriate checks and balances (something like the separation of powers built into the constitution) could be instituted to make sure that there was no unauthorized sharing of the scan except to law-enforcement and anti-terrorist figures.

  111. Liberal capitalist society is fundamentally flawed by danila · · Score: 1

    The problems that we are always going to face in the US, in Europe and in other liberal capitalist societies are fundamental. Nothing can be done about it. The only chance is slow and gradual transition to the society where people are brought up to care about common good and to respect others. Basically a communist society in its ideal form.

    In a communist society no one would worry about using MRI to sell more Coca-Cola. People would think rationally about this and see that:
    1) Companies are not motivated to maximize profits, they are motivated to maximaze common good.
    2) Corporate employees do not care about quarterly earnings, but care about people's health, ecology and other similar factors.
    3) No one would use advertising to sell more Coca-Cola because every person already has access to various drinks in the public catering in stores or at home and is free to select the one that he wants.
    4) If there was actually a reason to use MRI to find out why people drink what they drink, everyone would be sure that the researchers will behave responsible and in everyone's best interests, because that's the way everyone behaves.

    P.S. Please don't flame about the failure of communism. You know better than I do that some forces are not interested in trying it. One failure of the specific implementation that was launched in the wrong place and in the wrong time according to the theory, that had to deal with the economy destroyed by world war, with almost 0% literacy, with poor industrial development and with a paranoid dictator who killed everyone who could stop him before they got a chance to do it, does not mean the failure of the idea. And practically all other attempts were to build state socialism, state capitalism or just plain dictatorship.

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  112. Re:All this testing, what about the tests themselv by tgibbs · · Score: 1
    Another example: X-ray use has been quite beneficial in medicine (CT scans, etc), but the tests require the use of high energy waves to measure attenuation. These waves have been shown to affect tissue tested (DNA damage).
    X-rays are ionizing radiation--there is enough energy to break chemical bonds. That's not the case with MRI.
  113. But won't DMCA protect us? by djcinsb · · Score: 1

    Oh, it said privacy, not piracy. My bad.

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  114. One more step to the future by Wylfing · · Score: 1
    This article is probably too stale to start a new thread, but what the hey. There are two SF books that I really enjoyed that have privacy as a main theme. One is The Light of Other Days by Clarke and Baxter, and the other is Earth by Brin. The era is quickly coming in which we will not have privacy of any kind, and we should just get used to it. What makes privacy issues ugly is when "one side" gets to know things and the "other side" doesn't. But if everyone has equal access to all knowledge, things work out well.

    Plink, plink.

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  115. Wrong author - try David Brin by jmjm · · Score: 2, Informative

    I've read (nearly) all of PKD's books, and I don't recall seeing any mention of anything like brain screening. I love PKD, but really, he gets too much credit. The best literary reference I can think of is David Brin's excellent "Sundiver," in which one of the characters lives the life of a second-class citizen after having failed a battery of tests designed to screen for violent or perverted impulses. David Brin's latest book, "Kiln People," is also quite good, and utterly unlike anything I've read. Check it out.

  116. Brilliant solution. by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 1

    When the technology is cheaply available to alter one's skin color will you dismiss any prejudice against African Americans with:

    Then just stop being Black.

    I was sincerely hoping that my examples were diverse enough to illustrate that the root cause they had in common wasn't a pro/con opinion on any particular subject but that:
    Accepting discriminatory practice when it seems like science, or saves us money, or only directly affects a class of people to which we don't belong, is always a bad choice. Always.

    And more importantly, that if we can make it a habit that people in our society are alert for, recognize, and resoundingly reject such practice, we could live in a world without fear from new technology.

    P.S. I've never smoked anything but salmon.

    1. Re:Brilliant solution. by BCGlorfindel · · Score: 1

      When the technology is cheaply available to alter one's skin color will you dismiss any prejudice against African Americans with:
      Then just stop being Black.


      Your missing ymgve's point. People choose to smoke. They do not choose the color of skin they are born with. Therefore the two examples are different. Discrimination based on the decisions an individual makes is a seperate issue from discrimination based on characteristics/attributes an individual is born with.

      Accepting discriminatory practice when it seems like science, or saves us money, or only directly affects a class of people to which we don't belong, is always a bad choice. Always.

      Furthermore, I hate to defend insurance companies, I really do. But if you sell life insurance, and it is proven that choosing to smoke makes it more likely you will die prematurely, then smoking should be a factor in insurance costs. This avoids most people's(myself included) definition of wrongfull discrimination because anyone worried about paying more for their insurance can choose not to smoke. You had good points about discrimination issues, but the insistence on pulling smoking along with just weakens your case. Why the insistance in dragging it in?

    2. Re:Brilliant solution. by OwnerOfWhinyCat · · Score: 1

      But if you sell life insurance...

      I specifically referred to the auto insurance issue because it was an indirect relationship. And yes, my examples were different, but what they all had in common, whether they were something you were born with and could change, or something you did as a kid and couldn't, or something that you still did today was that none of them prevent you from being a good driver. Even if every one of them moved you to a worsened statistical category, an African American smoker, who stole a candy bar as a child and tried pot while s/he was in college can should not be charged more for mandatory insurance that someone who did not fit these categories.

      In this view, there is no difference between a characteristic that you were born with, and one that you chose because they are not directly related to the task at hand. Another obvious choice people make is their religion. If I had stats. to prove that Mormons drove better than Baptists, could I ask for that information on my insurance form and discriminate against this voluntary choice?

      That was the point I was after.

  117. Re:Brain Scanners Work On Politicians - No Problem by NetSettler · · Score: 2, Insightful

    self-serving sleazy politicians will make sure that brain scanners are *extremely* illegal

    This is a fine point, and I don't dispute it.

    However, politicians have other defenses as well. One such defense is changing the form of the question. Remember they are always at risk of having anything they say proven wrong, so they try not to say anything with interesting truth value at all.

    One common politician trick is to make sure all questions about what they support are single-place predicates ("Do you favor lower taxes?") and not two-place predicates ("Do you think it's more important to have lower taxes or better schools?"). By doing this, they can be in favor of everything good but omit the critical bit--how much they're in favor of each thing, and therefore what their actual priorities are. I'm sure this is not the only trick they use.

    (Incidentally, I've noticed a surprising similarity between the problem of detecting whether a politician is someone you should trust and the Turing Test. Or maybe I shouldn't be surprised. Maybe the essential question is the same--"is this person for real?")

    Furthermore, I've been fascinated for a long time by an analysis of the late HP Grice called The Rules of Conversational Implicature, which basically assert that the relevance of speech is often not carried in its propositional, or per se, truth value, but rather in what is written between the lines. (Grice offers techniques for making this more concrete than you might expect.) I've often thought it would be interesting to see some implementation of Grice's rules applied to the various legal arenas involving speech acts (slander, fraud, perjury, etc.) I don't think it's practical (yet), but if it could be, it would yield fascinatingly different results than what we get now. Poking about in Google reveals at least one good writeup of Grice's position, though there must surely be others.

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  118. Hrm by Eudial · · Score: 1

    It's not like homosexual people got a certain bit set to "1" in the brain or like serial-killers has a corrupt MBR... =/

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  119. Corps need to be treated as governments! by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1
    If corperations were treated as governments then many of these issues would go away. Corps [or at least these same arguments] were the reason for the American Revolution! The british hid their abusive practices behind the guise of "corperate ownership" That's what fueled the fires here when they were passing laws that were illegal in England!

    Corporations are specificlly to have "isolated" leadership, Limited financial liability for the owners, and limited legal liability for the employees/directors. Those same things all apply to being a government! The owners give up their individual property rights to the corperation, we need to stop letting corps hid behind investors coat-tails.

    Changing the status would fix a great many things. Eula's and TOS would have to be fair per constitutional grounds. Drug tests, lie detectors, and the like would finally be disallowed for good. The biggest problem of all is that the govt is hiding behind corps just as badly! Congresscritters use corps "property rights" to inflict all sorts of unconstitutional infringement on us by requiring the corps to do this for contracts.

    It's all neat and pretty for those at the top -- just like it was for King George in 1776!

  120. Aluminum foil hats! by Sindri · · Score: 1

    Its simple to screen your brain from hidden brain scanners with an aluminum foil hat.

  121. Soldier screening by Rui+del-Negro · · Score: 1

    [...] Could soldiers be screened for homosexuality?

    Meaning that homosexuals would be rejected or that they would have priority? In ancient Greece, some divisions of the army were composed primarily of homosexuals. The reasoning was that the bond between them would make them fight harder when they saw the others in danger. So this is an issue that swings both ways (pun intended, har-har).

    In most countries a soldier's sexual orientation / preference is not an issue (one way or the other), though.

    I think that screening based on predisposition to kill (if it turns out to be something you can identify genetically) would be a lot more likely.

    RMN
    ~~~

  122. Screening for pornstars by stalinvlad · · Score: 1
    I would love to make porn films

    How would this screening help my business plan?

    Do I look for people who think:-"Mmm love to drink cum..."

    Could I use it on potential customers finding those who think about sex?

    Can I train my brain to think?

  123. good one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Exclamation mark trumps period every time.

    1. Re:good one by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

      (hee hee!)

  124. What a brain scan shows by wytcld · · Score: 1

    What a brain scan shows is the relative activity of different regions. Presuming that it actually works out that some particular range of balances of activity is optimal for productive workforce participation, there's nothing to worry about. We'll simply employ stimulator and suppressor devices to keep your brain in balance. We have no desire to leave you out of the workforce. And dammit, you will be a happy worker.

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  125. wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. All his sentences started with capital letters (N.B.: one of his sentences started in the subject line).
    2. He didn't ask any questions.
    1. Re:wtf? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      is that somebody going for a master's degree in CS is still unable to spell a word as simple as "ridiculous."
      This does not start with a capital, does not end with a question mark.
  126. Re:Brain Scanners Work On Politicians - No Problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have a perfect example of this. The Supreme Court has ruled that it is constitutional to drug test railroad employees but not federal judges. How convenient.

  127. Bioethics by yet+another+coward · · Score: 1

    We can hope that neuroethics is as successful as medical ethics and bioethics. More people can get jobs for having opinions in exchange for elucidation of emerging quandries ande guidance for the future. Just look at the triumphs. For instance, er... uh... More people have jobs for having opinions.

  128. Hollings smiled by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    The Trusted Thinking Architecture Alliance is coming!

    All your thoughts are belong to us!

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  129. Enlightenment brings headaches by lpret · · Score: 1
    I agree with you wholeheartedly, but here are the options:
    1. We can have privacy and etc. but people will be killed by terrorists and others.
    2. or
    3. We can trust a central system to protect us -- aka, human rights and life.
    The United States was not founded on principles of privacy but on principles of life. That we are to be protected from others (protected from ourselves even?). Move somewhere else if you want to have your privacy protected.
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    1. Re:Enlightenment brings headaches by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      We can trust a central system to protect us -- aka, human rights and life.

      I'm sorry, you have appeared to mispelled "We can trust a central system, which will abuse us at its whim (because it can), and the terrorists will kill us".

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    2. Re:Enlightenment brings headaches by laura203 · · Score: 1

      The United States was not founded on principles of privacy but on principles of life. That we are to be protected from others (protected from ourselves even?). Move somewhere else if you want to have your privacy protected.
      Whoa! And here I thought the US was founded on the principles of freedom. I have a feeling that much of the Bill of Rights wouldn't have been necessary had the founding fathers thought we couldn't think for ourselves.

      Now....which one was it that restricted unreasonable search and seizure?

      You may need someone to 'protect' you and think for you, but I, for one, do not.
      Laura

  130. Give it a rest. by Coelacanth · · Score: 1

    Put simply, we are decades from actually "reading thoughts", if we *ever* get that far. I've seen some of the current research. We're barely to the point of reading binary impulses (e.g. "open the door, moron computer" as projected from a handicapped person.) You'll all be dead before Big Brother can measure your tendency to think that Al Queda dudes aren't all that bad, after all.

    Of course, the "Ballmer is a lying sack of shit" thought has been thoroughly characterized, and if you are thinking that, the NSA already has an interrogation cell prepared for you.

  131. fMRI's already being used to detect ADD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FWIW, diagnosing someone with ADD has been somewhat of a subjective process. There are a few places working on tests using fMRI to find which areas of the brain light up (or fail to light up) in testing for ADD, so that hopefully in the future it won't be so subjective.

  132. Re:Airport Scans, cognitive liberty, LOTS more inf by alb9014 · · Score: 1
    The Cognitive Liberty site is interesting, but I would not say it is currently the best site for links on the history and present of mental privacy abuses. See, for example, my Mind Control: Technology, Techniques, and Politics site for a fairly academic presentation. See also the many other sites listed on the Additional Links page.

    The Boston Globe article actually underplayed the current technological capabilities.

  133. what i'd like to know by whovian · · Score: 1

    Can anonymous first posters be banned from (b)log websites?

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  134. Bladerunner by GhettoFabulous · · Score: 1

    I'm no Bladerunner expert, although Harrison Ford is an intense stud, but isn't there a scene in the begining of the movie very similar to this?

    cool quote from the movie:

    We're not computers, J.F. We're physical.

  135. Re:This is ridiculous by waynemcdougall · · Score: 1
    Of course there is a way.

    We just want to borrow your brain.

    We have to get it out first.

    It has to be prepared

    ...treated...

    .............diced!

    It can be replaced if you think it's important. A shell script would suffice. A simple one would do.

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  136. kay by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    i don't have a warehouse...but if i did thats exactly who i would want driving a forklift. so long as they were sober.

    you are not going to get screwed over if you provide them with steady income to pay for the drugs that they seek. hell look at all the companies that do this for prozac, tobacco, alchohol, serozon*, and good quality pasta.
    now you may say 'but these people are loosers, and would steal from you': sure. i'm notsure if there are laws against theft where you live, butthere is here. if they steal, they will be liable as far as the law can throw them[which is here pretty goddamned far if they are illegal drug-users : and i'd make them aware of this]
    but what if they show up to work stoned/fried/fucked up? and you've never shown up to work without sleep before? or after a long hardcore bout of sexual activity[it does have an effect] where do we draw the line? if i were in charge of any group[and i have been, and will continue to be] i wouldn't care *why* x person was burned out... unless it wasnt' theit fault[ie mother in the hospital, so they are tired, etc]. if they are messed up, its' their responsibility to sobert up before they make it to work.
    and of all the drug addicts i've worked with, the pot-smokers are the worst. they thumb their nose at authority a lot more often than others. so hey mabye i am wrong...[as rapid firing leads to lost potential training, etc]...but i don't think this is necessary...

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  137. So what if ! by Zuperdominican · · Score: 1

    (1) What if I don't get a job because I am screened and found to be a suicidal maniac?(2) What if I don't get the job because I am likely to rape? ANSWER: good. maybe they will offer counseling and treatment for you problems. And do you really think you deserve the job if you have all of those mental problems? I don't think someone with mental problems could easily get a job as it is today.

  138. New Scientist article on Cystic Fibrosis tests. by cyril3 · · Score: 1
    http://www.newscientist.com/news/news.jsp?id=ns999 93675

    dunno. just seems relevant.

  139. And screening the armed forces for homosexuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ....is a bad thing because...?

  140. Re:Brain Scanners Work On Politicians - No Problem by hplasm · · Score: 1
    POLITICIAN: (To Brain scanner tech)" Hey! Is that thing on?"

    SCANNER TECH:(Scanning the Politician- Puzzled Expression) " Erm, I think it is...but it seems to be broken..."

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  141. i see growing pains. by LifesABeach · · Score: 0

    understanding of the brain is a significant project. there will be problems, and the problems will be solved. and in the fullness of time, growth from understanding will occur. but if i were a lawyer, this is the last thing i'd want to have happen to me... ;)

  142. Re:All this testing, what about the tests themselv by Tired_Blood · · Score: 1

    You know, somehow I knew someone was going say that... I should be more careful with my examples next time.

    >That's not the case with MRI.
    That's all fine and good, but the approach I was pursuing was that testing anything affects the stuff being tested. If you have a blood test then you need to remove blood from the subject, not only altering the blood to become useless but also affecting the quantity of it available within the subject. Urine tests take waste that's going to come out, test or no test. However, in this case, my concern is that material tested WITHIN the body alters that material and STAYS in the body.

    The X-ray thing was just a close example that most people are aware of. I know that MRI doesn't affect the body like X-rays, so what are the consequences?

    I'll rephrase my question: Given that any test will alter its subject (maybe insignificantly), what are the affects of the tests used here (MRI)?

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  143. Re:All this testing, what about the tests themselv by tgibbs · · Score: 1
    I'll rephrase my question: Given that any test will alter its subject (maybe insignificantly), what are the affects of the tests used here (MRI)?
    Based simply upon the physics, one has to stretch pretty hard to even imagine a way in which there could be lasting effects of any significance. Once the spins relax, which happens very fast, everything should be back to normal.
  144. Has anyone actually had this happen to them?? by fendel · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but that sounds a little paranoid to me. Every place I've worked, I have not been the only person there with a mood disorder (in my case, recurrent depression, mostly in remission thanx to expensive meds). If they're trying to filter us out, they're doing a lousy job of it.

    And every place I've worked, I've had to hand over the insurance enrollment form to an HR person--they've never offered me the option to mail it to the insurance company, and I've generally figured it would seem suspicious if I insisted, so I held my nose and gave them the form. I have a medical history a mile long consisting of depression (2-3x/yr visits to my psychiatrist plus meds costing at least $200/month) and an assortment of manageable chronic disorders (low thyroid, hypertension, acid reflux). I'll even put the little stuff on the form, the urinary tract infections and minor back pain, just to be complete and reasonably honest. I either have to attach an extra page or write reeeeeally small. There's always a column for noting the date you recovered from the ailment. Recovered? Ha. I'm doing just fine, thanx, but who "recovers" from hypothyroidism? I take a handful of pills with breakfast. Then I go to work and do good work; and that seems to be what they care about.

  145. Dream On by fm6 · · Score: 1

    Nonsense. All you've accomplished is turning politics over to people who are good at lying to themselves. Which may have already happened!

    1. Re:Dream On by IWannaBeAnAC · · Score: 1

      Yes, I think you are correct here. The amount of misleading comments and direct lies told by politicans, even in 'normal' conversation, is so huge that surely they genuinely believe it themselves. It is interesting what such a brain scan would show for such a person, since they are not actually 'lying', but far more dangerous.

    2. Re:Dream On by fm6 · · Score: 1
      This is sort of offtopic, but I have to get in this Simpsons quote:
      "He's cool."
      "Are you being sarcastic?"
      "I don't even know any more!"
  146. Re:How the heck can no one have mentioned Halperin by ratfynk · · Score: 1
    I see what you mean about Halperin, futurists are scarry sometimes. Do you remember honesty testing, from the 1970s? Honesty testing created a huge flap. It was extreemly popular in the Southern US, and became a common hiring practice.


    At the time I was reading alot of Erick Fromm. What struck me was that the honesty test needed to be administered dishonestly to work!


    Somehow this strikes me as the flaw with all systems that try to make value judgements. Regardless of the technique used the subject needs to believe something fundimental before results can be evaluated.


    The human brain is an incredible piece of engineering and can show chemical and physical changes caused by emotional states. Therefore any results that might come from scanning techniques could be slanted by the subjects current mental state.


    I do not see any benefit from this technology except perhaps for use in conjunction with drug treatments, for mental illness. Certainly as a scan for lie detection or the predeliction for aberrant behavour it will be proven useless.

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