The nerdy guys who dominate the online world are absolute suckers for any woman who will talk about sex.
This is particularly true if she is willing to talk in frank terms about ass-fucking. And Wonkette certainly is. In fact, for some reason it's so important to her that she capitalizes it as 'Ass-Fucking' every time.
But, but, surely this could only happen in AmeriKKKa? I don't believe such a thing could take place in enlightened, humane Europe. Everybody knows Europe is the home of tender loving cradle-to-grave socialism and the iron clad 35 hour work week. And of course everyone knows America is the one and only locus of capitalist evil in the world. You are deviating from the script, here. Haven't you read anything else on Slashdot?
When my grandfather was born in London in 1885, practically any person over the age of 21 could go down to the nearest post office, pay a fee of 10 shillings, and walk out with a licence to carry a pistol. Only felons, lunatics, and police officers were forbidden to go armed.
Then, were any footpad or highwayman so foolish as to attempt a robbery or other attack on one's person, he could be shot dead without the slightest risk of consequences (other than a pat on the back from the police.)
Crime in England then was a fraction of what it is now. Those were good times.
Most criminals really ought to be killed by honest citizens, or by the state if necessary. Certainly the penalty for any serious, premeditated crime of violence should be death on the first offence. If it were my decision to make, about three-quarters of the filth now in gaol would be shot at dawn tomorrow.
And look at the clothes flying in the air behind Leonard Nimoy; it looks like they're stripping off, too.
Why, it's obvious they are man-starved bisexual hobbit girls, and nancy-boy Nimoy is giving them no satisfaction...
All in all, the stuff of a very perverted fantasy. Too bad Leonard Nimoy ruins it for me, although I am sure there are those for whom he makes it even better....
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America has a choice; Return Bush and become the worst rogue nation on Earth or toss him and return to the human race.
So the political beliefs of tens of millions of people are unworthy of being considered human? Fuck you, Adolf.
I think W is going to crush the limousine-liberal loser like a bug, and that Kerry's supporters are dangerous fools. But at least I am willing to grant them membership in the human race.
Will somebody on the Left please send me the latest memo? I'm a little out of the loop here.
I thought the current meme was that George W. Bush was a sock puppet for Cheney and the military-industrial complex. Hard to believe he'd take any action that would detract from the enrichment of his evil masters.
So tell me, how will this decision be used to portray W. and the American military in the worst possible light?
By the way, the A-10 that got so shot up in that photo series was flown by a 27 year old woman named Kim Campbell. She brought it back to base safely, too.
I hope it gets a lot of publicity in the Middle East. I like the thought of the Mohammedan fiends choking on their hookahs when they learn they got their asses shot to rags by a girl. Heh heh!
I think you use OPEC well to illustrate that the US still has weaknesses.
Actually, I think the conclusion to be drawn is that the US is not nearly so imperialist and rapacious as the Chomskyites would have you believe. The America of their fevered nightmares would have occupied all of the Middle Eastern oil fields decades ago. We could secure the Saudi Arabian fields in a week with one aircraft carrier and the 82nd Airborne. (Not that that's necessarily a bad thing....)
Guess I missed the history lesson that dealt with our bombing of China in the 1950's.
Maybe you mean we bombed the Chinese soldiers that came south across the Yalu River to help the Communists take over the Korean Peninsula. I should hope so.
Looking over your list, it seems to me that we were in the right about 80 or 90 percent of the time. Not bad. You won't see me shed too many tears for the tyrants and totalitarians we tried to overthrow.
the protection of the United States is the most important thing in the world. IT IS NOT.
Guess what, we ARE the world. The most ambitious and hardest-working people from every country in the world have left their shit-heel countries behind and are now building the future in America. They left behind the lazy, the corrupt, the elitist, the incompetent, the petty tyrants and idle nobility, all the dregs and scum of their respective pest holes. They are building the best country in the world, that leads the world because it deserves to.
The democratic vote of the citizens of the United States is a better indication of the feelings of decent ordinary people everywhere than a vote of the UN General Assembly. The UN is a club of dictators and tyrants, and I don't know why we should ever again listen to a thing they have to say.
Amen. Fuck the ungrateful cockroaches. The lowliest private on a foot patrol in Iraq is doing more for humanity than your average ivory-tower parasite, no matter how many letters come after his name.
Forcing people to give up their religion is the quickest way to make people hate you, and hate you for a long time.
Bingo! That's exactly why I hate the Muslims. It's time they had a taste of what they have inflicted on the rest of the world for 1400 years now. Wahabbism in particular must be snuffed out from the face of the Earth.
About 80% of wars and conflicts taking place in the world today are taking place where the Muslim world meets the rest of us. They are unable to live in peace with their neighbors, and need a pitilessly administered lesson to help them learn how.
But to settle all your arguements your gonna have to kill 6 billion people because for each person you kill your gonna piss 10 more off.
What arrant nonsense. Only a coddled campus pseudo-intellectual could believe such horse shit.
Your statement is totally falsified by the continued existence of the nations of Germany and Japan.
We can win by destroying the madrassas and killing the imams who spread Wahhabist/Salafist poison. Also, we should destroy Saudia Arabia and take over control of Mecca and Medina, only allowing access to Muslims who renounce jihad and Sharia.
Most people don't want to die. If we make it clear that anybody anywhere in the world who advocates Sharia law is in mortal danger, whether via smart bomb or a Ghurka knife across the throat, and then follow through with the extermination of ten or twenty thousand Wahabbai imams, the rest will get the message. Wrapping the corpses in pig skins might help too.
It's a shame that we will have to keep a boot on the throat of the Muslim world for the foreseeable future, but it was their choice. So be it.
I say we take them at their word, and kill anybody who advocates Sharia, anywhere in the world. We need to treat the Wahhabbis as the Romans treated Carthage.
I want every Wahhabbi imam in the world to live in fear that the CIA will cut his throat in the dark of night. I want the corpses of these Wahhabbi cockroaches to choke the Nile, and the Tigris, and the Rhine and Thames for that matter. We kill them now, or they will kill us later. There is no middle ground.
The US has systematically pissed off the muslim world for decades
The Muslims be damned, every one of them.
How have we pissed them off? We have prevented them from completing Hitler's mission to kill every Jew, and we have not yet adopted Sharia law.
Bin Ladin and his ilk have made themselves perfectly clear on this topic. There will be no peace until the world lives under Sharia. Fine. It's us or them.
I want my government to kill every advocate of Sharia law, everywhere in the world.
Americans, five percent of the world's population consume a third of the world's resources.
And Europeans, maybe eight percent of the world's population, consume at least another third, so get off your high horse. The fact is that anybody in the developed Western world uses resources at a far greater rate than a Third World peasant. Self-righteous moral preening about how your car gets five miles per gallon more than mine is of little meaning in the great scheme of things.
Much of that consumption is used in building things that end up in other countries anyway. If America builds a machine tool or sewage treatment plant or airplane that ends up in some third-world Ickystan, have we really taken anything away from the Ickystanian man, or have we actually done him a favor?
Plague of locusts indeed. If you subscribe to such idiocy, at least recognize that you are one too.
Virus writers are just lucky computers haven't advanced far enough where medical machines can be remote controlled via the internet.
The PACS system (digital X-ray reading monitors) at the hospital where I work caught Code Red last year, and was down for a day or two. X-rays were being read on printed films just like the old days. Slowed everything down significantly. I don't know that it directly affected any patient's health, but it certainly could have.
Prison is not appropriate punishment for these jackasses. In fact, it's counterproductive, as it extinguishes any possibility for redemption. Prison is basically a trade school for criminals.
Some of these kids are quite smart and would have a bright future if they stayed on the rails. Prison will not correct them. Shame and pain will.
Therefore, I propose we whip them bloody in the public square, then let them go.
It's companies that consider success being number one, and anything less failure, that don't survive.
General Electric begs to differ with you. They insist on being first or second in every one of their markets, or they jettison that division or product. They don't seem to be teetering on the edge of oblivion just yet, either.
Don't waste your breath on the leftists and populists. Their lives would have no meaning if they couldn't rant about how corporations and rich folks pay no taxes.
You can explain to a seven-year-old how the top 10% subsidizes the rest of society with the extortionate taxes they pay, but the spluttering anti-capitalist jackasses and commie levellers are impervious to facts and logic.
I paid a quarter million dollars in total taxes last year, more than a third of what I earned. Anyone who thinks I'm not paying my fair share can kiss my ass. I'm voting Republican and giving lots of money to their candidates because I think I pay too much. I want more tax cuts. If you don't like it, go to hell.
But look, if your granny doesn't pay her taxes, the government will put a lien on her house, and if she still doesn't pay, they will sell the house at auction, and a man with a gun (sheriff or constable) will come to kick her out. If she resists eviction she will be beaten or killed. It's that simple.
All government is based on force or the threat of force. In a democracy, your neighbors are the ones doing the forcing. Therefore, before you ask your representatives to pass some law or another, ask yourself whether you'd be willing to hire a man to point a gun at your grandma's head to make sure she complied. Because that's what you're doing.
At least politicians can be voted out of office, we can't do much about Billy Gates and Darl.
You have this exactly backwards.
You have to do what the politicians say, or they will send men with guns to kill you, even in democratic countries.
Bill Gates has no army or police force. He can only persuade you (or more likely, your boss) to buy his products. If you don't like his products or his business ethics you are free to buy Apple or install Linux.
Liberty is in far greater danger from politicians and bureaucrats than it is from the likes of Bill Gates. And that goes double for the crooked, unaccountable, unelected mandarins of the EU.
Seeing a northerner on TV dreamily talking of poisoning, raping, and torturing my great great grandparents doesn't make me feel too happy.
Yeah, well, your great-great-grandparents were fighting to preserve slavery, if not actual slave owners themselves, and therefore deserved no better than what Sherman dished out.
In fact, had I been in Sherman's shoes, I would have summarily shot or hanged every slave owner I captured.
People forget, or lie about, what the Old South stood for and what it was fighting for. Talk of states' rights is crap. The Confederacy existed purely to preserve human chattel slavery. It was destroyed and will never rise again. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
The best one of these was the advertisement for Shiner Bock beer, made in a part of Texas that was settled by Czech immigrants: "Our beer goes through thousands of quality Czechs every day."
That is the canonical Check/Czech joke in my opinion. As for the others, yes, hahaha very funny...
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This is particularly true if she is willing to talk in frank terms about ass-fucking. And Wonkette certainly is. In fact, for some reason it's so important to her that she capitalizes it as 'Ass-Fucking' every time.
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Then, were any footpad or highwayman so foolish as to attempt a robbery or other attack on one's person, he could be shot dead without the slightest risk of consequences (other than a pat on the back from the police.)
Crime in England then was a fraction of what it is now. Those were good times.
Most criminals really ought to be killed by honest citizens, or by the state if necessary. Certainly the penalty for any serious, premeditated crime of violence should be death on the first offence. If it were my decision to make, about three-quarters of the filth now in gaol would be shot at dawn tomorrow.
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If you don't like Americans, what are you doing here, you insolent swine?
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(PS. Before you reply, you should know that I was born in England, and thank my lucky stars that I am now an American citizen.)
And they have pointy hobbit ears!
And look at the clothes flying in the air behind Leonard Nimoy; it looks like they're stripping off, too.
Why, it's obvious they are man-starved bisexual hobbit girls, and nancy-boy Nimoy is giving them no satisfaction...
All in all, the stuff of a very perverted fantasy. Too bad Leonard Nimoy ruins it for me, although I am sure there are those for whom he makes it even better....
-ccm
So the political beliefs of tens of millions of people are unworthy of being considered human? Fuck you, Adolf.
I think W is going to crush the limousine-liberal loser like a bug, and that Kerry's supporters are dangerous fools. But at least I am willing to grant them membership in the human race.
-ccm
I thought the current meme was that George W. Bush was a sock puppet for Cheney and the military-industrial complex. Hard to believe he'd take any action that would detract from the enrichment of his evil masters.
So tell me, how will this decision be used to portray W. and the American military in the worst possible light?
-ccm
I hope it gets a lot of publicity in the Middle East. I like the thought of the Mohammedan fiends choking on their hookahs when they learn they got their asses shot to rags by a girl. Heh heh!
-ccm
Actually, I think the conclusion to be drawn is that the US is not nearly so imperialist and rapacious as the Chomskyites would have you believe. The America of their fevered nightmares would have occupied all of the Middle Eastern oil fields decades ago. We could secure the Saudi Arabian fields in a week with one aircraft carrier and the 82nd Airborne. (Not that that's necessarily a bad thing....)
-ccm
Guess I missed the history lesson that dealt with our bombing of China in the 1950's.
Maybe you mean we bombed the Chinese soldiers that came south across the Yalu River to help the Communists take over the Korean Peninsula. I should hope so.
Looking over your list, it seems to me that we were in the right about 80 or 90 percent of the time. Not bad. You won't see me shed too many tears for the tyrants and totalitarians we tried to overthrow.
-ccm
Guess what, we ARE the world. The most ambitious and hardest-working people from every country in the world have left their shit-heel countries behind and are now building the future in America. They left behind the lazy, the corrupt, the elitist, the incompetent, the petty tyrants and idle nobility, all the dregs and scum of their respective pest holes. They are building the best country in the world, that leads the world because it deserves to.
The democratic vote of the citizens of the United States is a better indication of the feelings of decent ordinary people everywhere than a vote of the UN General Assembly. The UN is a club of dictators and tyrants, and I don't know why we should ever again listen to a thing they have to say.
So fuck you too. You ain't seen nothin' yet.
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Bingo! That's exactly why I hate the Muslims. It's time they had a taste of what they have inflicted on the rest of the world for 1400 years now. Wahabbism in particular must be snuffed out from the face of the Earth.
About 80% of wars and conflicts taking place in the world today are taking place where the Muslim world meets the rest of us. They are unable to live in peace with their neighbors, and need a pitilessly administered lesson to help them learn how.
-ccm
What arrant nonsense. Only a coddled campus pseudo-intellectual could believe such horse shit.
Your statement is totally falsified by the continued existence of the nations of Germany and Japan.
We can win by destroying the madrassas and killing the imams who spread Wahhabist/Salafist poison. Also, we should destroy Saudia Arabia and take over control of Mecca and Medina, only allowing access to Muslims who renounce jihad and Sharia.
Most people don't want to die. If we make it clear that anybody anywhere in the world who advocates Sharia law is in mortal danger, whether via smart bomb or a Ghurka knife across the throat, and then follow through with the extermination of ten or twenty thousand Wahabbai imams, the rest will get the message. Wrapping the corpses in pig skins might help too.
It's a shame that we will have to keep a boot on the throat of the Muslim world for the foreseeable future, but it was their choice. So be it.
-ccm
Bin Laden et al., as is well known, have made it clear that jihad will continue until the entire world lives under an Islamic Caliphate enforcing Taliban-style Sharia law.
I say we take them at their word, and kill anybody who advocates Sharia, anywhere in the world. We need to treat the Wahhabbis as the Romans treated Carthage.
I want every Wahhabbi imam in the world to live in fear that the CIA will cut his throat in the dark of night. I want the corpses of these Wahhabbi cockroaches to choke the Nile, and the Tigris, and the Rhine and Thames for that matter. We kill them now, or they will kill us later. There is no middle ground.
-ccm
The Muslims be damned, every one of them.
How have we pissed them off? We have prevented them from completing Hitler's mission to kill every Jew, and we have not yet adopted Sharia law.
Bin Ladin and his ilk have made themselves perfectly clear on this topic. There will be no peace until the world lives under Sharia. Fine. It's us or them.
I want my government to kill every advocate of Sharia law, everywhere in the world.
-ccm
And Europeans, maybe eight percent of the world's population, consume at least another third, so get off your high horse. The fact is that anybody in the developed Western world uses resources at a far greater rate than a Third World peasant. Self-righteous moral preening about how your car gets five miles per gallon more than mine is of little meaning in the great scheme of things.
Much of that consumption is used in building things that end up in other countries anyway. If America builds a machine tool or sewage treatment plant or airplane that ends up in some third-world Ickystan, have we really taken anything away from the Ickystanian man, or have we actually done him a favor?
Plague of locusts indeed. If you subscribe to such idiocy, at least recognize that you are one too.
-ccm
The PACS system (digital X-ray reading monitors) at the hospital where I work caught Code Red last year, and was down for a day or two. X-rays were being read on printed films just like the old days. Slowed everything down significantly. I don't know that it directly affected any patient's health, but it certainly could have.
-ccm
Some of these kids are quite smart and would have a bright future if they stayed on the rails. Prison will not correct them. Shame and pain will.
Therefore, I propose we whip them bloody in the public square, then let them go.
-ccm
General Electric begs to differ with you. They insist on being first or second in every one of their markets, or they jettison that division or product. They don't seem to be teetering on the edge of oblivion just yet, either.
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You can explain to a seven-year-old how the top 10% subsidizes the rest of society with the extortionate taxes they pay, but the spluttering anti-capitalist jackasses and commie levellers are impervious to facts and logic.
I paid a quarter million dollars in total taxes last year, more than a third of what I earned. Anyone who thinks I'm not paying my fair share can kiss my ass. I'm voting Republican and giving lots of money to their candidates because I think I pay too much. I want more tax cuts. If you don't like it, go to hell.
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Very funny.
But look, if your granny doesn't pay her taxes, the government will put a lien on her house, and if she still doesn't pay, they will sell the house at auction, and a man with a gun (sheriff or constable) will come to kick her out. If she resists eviction she will be beaten or killed. It's that simple.
All government is based on force or the threat of force. In a democracy, your neighbors are the ones doing the forcing. Therefore, before you ask your representatives to pass some law or another, ask yourself whether you'd be willing to hire a man to point a gun at your grandma's head to make sure she complied. Because that's what you're doing.
-ccm
You have this exactly backwards.
You have to do what the politicians say, or they will send men with guns to kill you, even in democratic countries.
Bill Gates has no army or police force. He can only persuade you (or more likely, your boss) to buy his products. If you don't like his products or his business ethics you are free to buy Apple or install Linux.
Liberty is in far greater danger from politicians and bureaucrats than it is from the likes of Bill Gates. And that goes double for the crooked, unaccountable, unelected mandarins of the EU.
-ccm
Yeah, well, your great-great-grandparents were fighting to preserve slavery, if not actual slave owners themselves, and therefore deserved no better than what Sherman dished out.
In fact, had I been in Sherman's shoes, I would have summarily shot or hanged every slave owner I captured.
People forget, or lie about, what the Old South stood for and what it was fighting for. Talk of states' rights is crap. The Confederacy existed purely to preserve human chattel slavery. It was destroyed and will never rise again. Good riddance to bad rubbish.
-ccm
That is the canonical Check/Czech joke in my opinion. As for the others, yes, hahaha very funny...
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