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Ten Technologies That Refuse to Die

kudyadi writes "Technology Review has an interesting article on, as the title suggests, ten technologies that we continue using despite advances made in the same. The best example is that of analog watches, "Compared to today's digital timepieces, old-fashioned, sweep-hand watches are pathetic one-trick ponies. Digital-watch wearers can check temperature, altitude, and the time in Tokyo, play tunes and games, and send messages. Can wristwatch videoconferencing, Web surfing, and tarot readings be far off? But what digital watches can't do, according to sweep-hand proponents, is display the time and context as elegantly and intuitively as an analog model."" Interesting counterpoint to this post from a few years back about technologies that didn't manage to hang on. And Bruce Sterling has a short list of ones he'd like to see go away, too ;)

1,381 comments

  1. #1 : Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    An outdated piece of crap, yet this technology refuses to die!

    1. Re:#1 : Slashdot by B'Trey · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But what digital watches can't do, according to sweep-hand proponents, is display the time and context as elegantly and intuitively as an analog model

      How on earth can you describe an analog watch as more intuitive than a digital watch? More elegant, certainly. But intuitive? A digital watch shows the numbers. If you can read them, you can tell the time. An analog watch uses one set of numbers (or positions, as many don't even have actual numerals on the face) for two different things. You have to learn what each hand means, and what each position means in the context of each hand. Once you learn it, it becomes straightforward and easy, but it's definitely the opposite of intuitive.

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    2. Re:#1 : Slashdot by squiggleslash · · Score: 3, Insightful

      An analogue watch shows the time graphically, a digital watch shows six digits. This is why an analogue watch is considered by many, myself included, to be more intuitive.

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    3. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
      More elegant, certainly. But intuitive?

      My Seiko is quite elegant, and it should be for $400.

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    4. Re:#1 : Slashdot by wankledot · · Score: 3, Insightful
      Come on now... I agree it's more intuitive for illiterate or dyslexic people, but that's a pretty small minority.

      Wit someone down with an analog clock who has never seen one before, and tell me how intuitive it is. How did you learn which hand was the hours? Did you know that the first time you saw one? How did you know how the hands moved? How did you know that they moved at all?

      Your logic that it's graphical, therefor intuitive is flawed. I can make lots of graphic representations of time... but I doubt you'll understand them without me explaining them.

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    5. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Jardine · · Score: 4, Funny

      I find that LED clocks are more intuitive. People who say they can't read them must just be stupid and unable to read the most intuitive clock in existence.

    6. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Not+The+Real+Me · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Well, virgin boy, digital watches are an instant turn-off for women. When a woman asks a man for the time, she's really testing his sense of taste and classiness. A digital watch says to a woman, "Run, run far, far away from this dweeb."

      The shoes that a man wears will also dictate how a woman feels about a man. Shiny black leather shoes, not patent leather, and a nice analog watch makes it clear to a woman that you have class.

      A digital watch and basketball shoes or Doc Martens makes it clear to a woman that you are not dating material, unless you are a multi-mullionaire.

    7. Re:#1 : Slashdot by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 1

      Wit someone down with an analog clock who has never seen one before, and tell me how intuitive it is

      As compared to a set of numbers separated by a colon? If you knew absolutely nothing about digital watches and time formats, how would you know which numbers were for hours, which for minutes, etc? In fact, there are many more digital time formats out there than analog ones.

      On a personal note, I prefer analog because I don't have to even bother focusing my eyes if I simply want to know roughly what time it is. You just have to look at the relative positions of the hands.

    8. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A digital watch and basketball shoes or Doc Martens makes it clear to a woman that you are not dating material, unless you are a multi-mullionaire.

      If the woman won't date you simply because you're wearing these things, then she is either really fickle, or you simply have nothing else to offer.

      (More likely the latter...this is Slashdot and all.)

    9. Re:#1 : Slashdot by TA · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I totally disagree. It takes me milliseconds to see and understand the numbers (the four first are usually bigger on digital wristwatches), i.e. instant snapshot of time. With analogue watches I have to scrutinize the display to figure out what time it is, it takes several seconds. And I may still get it wrong, it's happened that I've shown up an hour early because I mis-read that damn (borrowed) analogue watch.
      Digital forever.

    10. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Weh · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm not sure whether the learning process is more intuitive or not, since you have to know how to read in order to tell time on digital watches and can do without that on an analog watch.

      However it may be, I think that analog watches are definitely easier to read, you can tell time with just a glance, there are 2 distinct hands on a big round dial. With a digital watch the space is cluttered by the numbers and you have to be sure that you read each number right. Ease of reading is also the reason why many gauges and meters in cars, planes etc are still analog. (even though digital gauges which are a lot cheaper are used increasingly) Have you ever wondered why those crt's in planes display *analog* gauges rather than just some numbers?

    11. Re:#1 : Slashdot by gryphokk · · Score: 1

      she is either really fickle

      Axiomatic.

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    12. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It takes you several seconds to figure out the time on an analogue watch? And you still mis-read them on occasion? Jesus.

    13. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Ignis+Flatus · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And I suppose you'd also claim a sundial is not intuitive? The sundial is graphical, and most homo sapiens spending their days in the presence of one would figure out the correlation. Same with an analog wristwatch. Strap one on the wrist of some lost-society tribal person, and he'll eventually figure it out.

      It's intuitive because the hour hand is not far removed from the natural phenomenon of a cast shadow. The main difference is that the function extends beyond daylight hours. Minute and second hands quickly reveal their function as being subsets of the hour hand.

      So yes, it is intuitive. It is an instrument whose human interface is modelled on a universally-shared human experience. How more intuitive could you possibly make it?

    14. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The human brain is better at pattern recongnition.
      When you look at digital watch you have to read. But an analog watch you just have to see it like a picture.. (this is probably the explanation.)

    15. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      When a woman asks a man for the time, she's really testing his sense of taste and classiness.

      Whereas when a man asks for the time, he wants to know what time it is. I think I'm gonna go buy me a pair of basketball shoes and a nice, tacky digital watch, and save myself for a woman with some fucking sense.

    16. Re:#1 : Slashdot by JamesOfTheDesert · · Score: 4, Interesting
      An analogue watch shows the time graphically, a digital watch shows six digits. This is why an analogue watch is considered by many, myself included, to be more intuitive.

      Exactly. I typically do not want to know the exact time time, but want to know how far away I am from some past or future time.

      Grand Central Terminal used to have analog clocks, and if I was running for a train it was easy to see if I had time to make it, but when they changed to digital I had to stop and do time math to figure things out. Sounds trivial, but looking at the distance between the minute hand and some numeral was easier to parse than a string of digits.

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    17. Re:#1 : Slashdot by lowtekneq · · Score: 1

      Thank you, but if I want to hear that kind of rubish I'll read Maxim. While I agree with you on the watch, what you say about shoes is a joke. If you wear shiny leather shoes and a suit (I'm going to assume/hope you don't wear them with jeans) everywhere you go you need to be introduced to the world of decent casual dress. But whatever, keep telling yourself that it's your shoes and watch that make women turn you down and maybe you'll feel better about your self and justify the deaths of the poor animals died for you leather shoes.

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    18. Re:#1 : Slashdot by MoneyT · · Score: 1

      Why in the world would you ever want to date a woman who chooses people based on the fucking watch they wear?

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    19. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Senjutsu · · Score: 1

      Why in the world would you ever want to date a woman who chooses people based on the fucking watch they wear?

      If you want to date women, you don't have much choice in the matter.

    20. Re:#1 : Slashdot by wankledot · · Score: 1
      I agree that they are frequently easier to read, especially at a glance. But ease of use (and reading) has little to do with intuitiveness. Once you've learned how, it's very easy, but that learning how is the tricky part.

      This is all a little silly, since learning to tell time with either kind of clock is a very basic skill that most everyone learns. If you can't read, not being able to read a clock quickly is the LEAST of your worries.

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    21. Re:#1 : Slashdot by squiggleslash · · Score: 4, Insightful
      So what time is 102935? (Clue, it's not 10:29am.)

      I ask because any time format is arbitrary until you learn it. The digital format in particular makes no sense without initial reference to the standard 12 hour analog clock face. The first two digits represent hours, an arbitrarily defined one-twenty-fourth of the day. The next represents minutes, an arbitrarily defined one-sixtieth of an hour. Without reference to the 12 or 24 and the 60, you have no idea what 09:30 is. It might be just under a tenth of a day, it might be that the day is nearly over. It might be that within whatever section of day the first two digits represent we're nearly one third of the way through, or it might be that we're half way through.

      The analogue clock is very clear at first glance, and you only have to look at it a couple of times to know what every aspect of it represents. There's a large hand that goes around quickly, and a small hand that doesn't. At a glance you can see that the small hand is a little over three quarters of the way around, and about the only unintuitive bit is that it's not refering to three quarters of the day, but three quarters of half a day.

      That's why it's more intuitive than a series of six digits. Oh sure, it could be more intuitive, but unless we move to a decimal time system, I don't think a digital format is going to be as close to "intuitive" as a clock face for a very long time.

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    22. Re:#1 : Slashdot by AlecC · · Score: 1

      How on earth can you describe an analog watch as more intuitive than a digital watch? More elegant, certainly. But intuitive? A digital watch shows the numbers. If you can read them, you can tell the time.

      Except that the numbers are not "the time". Time is a smooth variable, the numbers are an arbitrary subdivision onto it. I don't want to know that it is 10:47, I want to know that it is about yea-much before elven o'clock. For some purposes, minutes are too fine; sweep hands give me some easily recognised divisions (twelfths) and some intermediate values without going down to the details of the minutes.

      It is much easier to "flick read" a sweep-hand system. There are far fewer ambiguities (confusing 6 or 3 with 8, for example).

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    23. Re:#1 : Slashdot by leonardluen · · Score: 1

      so then i guess my binary watch will make them run away screaming?

    24. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Starcub · · Score: 1

      How on earth can you describe an analog watch as more intuitive than a digital watch?

      Once you learn it, it becomes straightforward and easy, ...

      You answered your own question. My guess is the person who posted the article is in the over 40 crowd. Such people grew up in the analog world, and so for them, it's cake to glance at the face of analog watch and know instantly both the time of day, and an intuitive sense of how much time they have left without having to do the math.

      I'm curious to know if we ask this question again 50 years from now, if the response would be the same. My guess is most people don't own more elegant pieces like grandfather clocks, the older stuff in kind of 'artsy' and technological evolution seems to take us towards more practical solutions at the expense of art.

    25. Re:#1 : Slashdot by BobSchmerdt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have been working in the broadcasting field for many years. As part of that is the need to be able to 'talk up to', or time out what you're saying to end exactly when a network feed begins. In our studios we have had analog and digital clocks for years. By far, analog is easier to 'hit the post,' as we say. Something about analog. Lets you know how much time you have left easier than digital. FWIW.

    26. Re:#1 : Slashdot by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 2, Informative

      "I find that LED [binary] clocks are more intuitive. People who say they can't read them must just be stupid and unable to read the most intuitive clock in existence."

      Well if binary is such a good concept (least number of LEDs per required time resolution etc.) then why have ThinkGeek gone for binary coded decimal? They're throwing away all the advantages, by using 6 LEDs for something which only needs to count to 12 (24?).

      Could we modify it to display seconds since the epoch?

    27. Re:#1 : Slashdot by ManoMarks · · Score: 1

      And yet oddly, you continue to use it. I always think that's funny, there's so many technologies that people hate, but still use.

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    28. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of time when I look at my watch, I don't care what time it is, but rather, where I am in the day. I can see, at a glance, whether it's early or late, for example. I find it much easier to recognize patterns than trying to read a bunch of numbers. Of course, with an analog watch I can tell what time it is, too, so I have the best of both worlds.

      Though the Yes watch looks pretty ingriguing.

    29. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ay-freaking-men.

    30. Re:#1 : Slashdot by slipgun · · Score: 1

      The victory of analogue watches is all down to Douglas Adams.

      (What was it he said about digital watches?)

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    31. Re:#1 : Slashdot by ameoba · · Score: 1

      I'm 25. When I was younger, I refused to deal with analogs, think they were old fashioned. Then I lost my digital & had to borrow one of my dad's analog Seikos for a while.

      He never got that watch back.

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    32. Re:#1 : Slashdot by monkeyfinger · · Score: 1
      How on earth can you describe an analog watch as more intuitive than a digital watch? More elegant, certainly. But intuitive? A digital watch shows the numbers. If you can read them, you can tell the time.

      I totally agree with you. When I was at primary school I had massive problems reading an analogue clock (I suffer from some of the syptoms of dyslexia). I'm ok with it now (that was a long time ago), but I still think digital watches are far simpler, you simply read off the numbers.

    33. Re:#1 : Slashdot by monkeyfinger · · Score: 1
      Come on now... I agree it's more intuitive for illiterate or dyslexic people, but that's a pretty small minority.

      There may be more dyslexic people around than you think. There are varying degrees of dyslexia and a lot of people with lesser syptoms don't get properly diagnosed. I had a lot of problems at primary school with my reading and telling the time, but noone recognized the syptoms.

      I had massive problems reading an analogue clock and still couldn't do it by the time I was 11. The teacher made me stand in front of the class and made me repeat all the times over and over again. I'm a very good reader now, but I'm still bitter about the humiliation that I was put through.

    34. Re:#1 : Slashdot by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      If you want to date women, you don't have much choice in the matter.

      Leave wherever it is you live, and move to Berkeley.

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    35. Re:#1 : Slashdot by jadavis · · Score: 1

      If you knew absolutely nothing about digital watches and time formats, how would you know which numbers were for hours, which for minutes, etc?

      It takes exactly one minute and 7 brain cells to figure out, for yourself, exactly where the hours, minutes, and seconds are on any digital time readout.

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    36. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Simplicity. I have an analog watch that was my father's (wind up no less). It is still running after 30+ years and I wear it part of the time. I stopped counting the digital watches that I have worn out in the last several years. The technologies that refuse to die exist because they fill a need, do it simply and do it well.

    37. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Trailwalker · · Score: 1
      If you can read them, you can tell the time.


      Ah, flippant youth.

      I work outdoors and wear glasses. Digital watches are difficult to read in sunlight and impossible without glasses. When I buy a watch, I look at the display without my glasses. All the ones I can read are then pulled by the sales clerk for a second look. None are digital.
    38. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You rode the short bus to school, didn't you?

    39. Re:#1 : Slashdot by dev11 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I find watches in general to be outdated. I quit wearing a watch 10 years ago, and I really don't see the point of one. Everywhere I look there is a clock, in my car, on my cell phone, my computer desktop, my microwave, etc. I recently tried wearing a watch again (analog), and didn't care for it. Having something strapped to my wrist just didn't feel right or comfortable. If I need to know what time it is, it is rare that a clock isn't within view somewhere.

    40. Re:#1 : Slashdot by spamto · · Score: 1

      The real advantage of an analog watch is that it correlates time with space, representing an aspect of time that digital watches overlook. It communicates the dimensionality of time.

    41. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And it takes one second to figure out which of the long hands is the second hand.

    42. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Robbie+Gage · · Score: 1

      I remember back when I was a senior in high school. One of my classmates asked me what time it was. I replied, " there's a clock right there". Then he said, "I can't read that one". I couldn't believe that a person couldn't tell time at his age. There are so many gadgets that prevent people from having to think too much (digital clocks, calculators), or do too much that everyone is getting lazier and lazier. I've seen some of my friends panic if their lights go out, because they'll starve not being able to open cans without their electric can opener. People find it easier to eat out than cook for themselves. It's no wonder the United States has a high level of obesity. All this convenience has made us lazy, stupid, and fat.

    43. Re:#1 : Slashdot by fireman+sam · · Score: 1

      I guess you never looked at your watch up side down in the middle of the night and think "Shit it is 8:30 in the morning" when in fact it is 3 in the morning.

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    44. Re:#1 : Slashdot by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      You have to learn what each hand means, and what each position means in the context of each hand. Once you learn it, it becomes straightforward and easy, but it's definitely the opposite of intuitive.

      If you haven't figured that out yet maybe you should go back to , what is it, 1st grade? And maybe you shouldn't even have a digital watch then either.

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    45. Re:#1 : Slashdot by plasm4 · · Score: 0

      yeah but then you'd in the unfortunate situation of living in Berkeley

    46. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guys never figured out using a digital watch that counts "backwards"? I even have my CD-player set to show time left instead of time played so far, it's the only time I ever use.

    47. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Dark$ide · · Score: 1
      You have to learn what each hand means, and what each position means in the context of each hand. Once you learn it, it becomes straightforward and easy, but it's definitely the opposite of intuitive.

      Which is something my kids had no problem with. They could all tell the time from an analog clock by age four.

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    48. Re:#1 : Slashdot by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      How on earth can you describe an analog watch as more intuitive than a digital watch? More elegant, certainly. But intuitive? A digital watch shows the numbers. If you can read them, you can tell the time. An analog watch uses one set of numbers (or positions, as many don't even have actual numerals on the face) for two different things. You have to learn what each hand means, and what each position means in the context of each hand. Once you learn it, it becomes straightforward and easy, but it's definitely the opposite of intuitive.

      Because an analog watch is something you can just glance at and know what time it is. A digital watch you have to read and think about. But an analog watch you can sic your pattern-matching system on directly. A digital watch you have to use your reading skills on, which is an abstraction layer that just slows it down.

      Obviously, I prefer the display of an analog clock. :) I have one hanging in my kitchen with "Atomic Clock" in big words on it, so it's obviously not truly analog.

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    49. Re:#1 : Slashdot by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Here, here. I recall a similar question posed to me in High School, and I showed the guy my watch after he said he couldn't read the clock on the wall. I wore a Swatch with the sweeping hand display and no numbers. :) I loved that watch.

      When I started seeing these atomic clocks in the stores a year ago or so, I bought every one that I could see. Problem was, they're all digital. Finally, a few days back, I saw one for sale with a sweeping hand display. Much better. :)

      The problem, I think, is that people here in America are after the "quick fix". They don't want to have to read a sweeping hand display because they think they'll have to multiply something by five, and it's confusing to them (I don't know why :) ). So they get the digital watch. Then you watch them move their lips while they try to figure out how much time before they get off work, or their date picks them up, or whatever, while you glance at your watch and just know.

      Same with the can opener, the automatic transmission, and hundreds of other stupid devices. Personally, I've had to open non-twist top beer bottles with no bottle opener in sight. And I've done it without breaking the glass. :) (I suppose "had" is a subjective thing)

      Anyways, your post is spot-on, and I can probably write reams of copy on that same subject and how it irritates me.

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    50. Re:#1 : Slashdot by logpoacher · · Score: 1

      I think the problem here is your use of the word "eventually"! I don't think the fact that someone'll "eventually" figure something out marks it as it intuitive - it's gotta be "instantly apparent".

      In fact, I've shown a number of people how you can use an analog watch as a compass using the sun and the little hand, and it has always surprised them that the correlation is so close.

      To be honest, I don't think that people corelatate the sun's position with time at all, unless forced. I often use the sun and stars for first-approx time and navigation, and it usually gets an "oh, yes, I suppose it does" sort of response from people around me. Solar measuring is a universally shared human experience, but then so is the photoelectric effect - it doesn't mean it's something that many people have noticed! :-)

    51. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Madduck · · Score: 1

      Kudos... I have been watch free for about 15 years. Hate them, hate the way they feel on my wrist.

    52. Re:#1 : Slashdot by smyle · · Score: 1
      So what time is 102935?

      $ date --date=102935
      Mon Jun 4 00:00:00 CDT 2012

      Midnight.

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    53. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Ignis+Flatus · · Score: 1

      Well, the problem I've got with this is that things just don't happen instantly with an analog watch, the hands move slowly. The passage of time itself is necessary to reveal the function.

      Not much instant gratification with a watch. It could take a few days for the uninitiated to notice the pattern. And they'd have to be paying attention. It's not as if the watch taps you on the shoulder at dawn and dusk to say "Look at me!".

      To be honest, I don't think that people corelatate the sun's position with time at all, unless forced.

      Western society spends most of its time indoors, so it's hard for us to relate.

    54. Re:#1 : Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Small children quickly learn that when both hands point straight up, it's lunch time. They don't seem to get the same information from a digital clock reading "1 2 : 0 0" so I would argue analog can be more intuitive. Otherwise children would point to the flashing VCR display and say "Mommy - lunchtime! lunchtime! lunchtime!..."

  2. Macintosh (refuses to die) by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You have to admit, no matter what side you're on...it's amazing the Mac has lasted this long after being pronounced dead several times.

    1. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Jonas+the+Bold · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Not really. Microsoft has always sucked, Macs have always been the best alternative for the desktop, so no, not really.

      It being "pronounced dead" doesn't mean a whole lot, just that people are wrong, which really isn't all that suprising.

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    2. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by leifm · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd agree if you are referring to = OS9 (the 'minority' 60% Mac market). OS X and the current crop of Apple machines are hardly dated technology.

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    3. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by reallocate · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ummmm...today's Mac bears no similarity to the original 9-inch box. It's been pronounced dead by pundits who think success is measured by knocking off Microsoft, not by turning a profit.

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    4. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Macs have always been the best alternative for the desktop, so no, not really.

      Macs are the best alternative in exactly the same way a $1,000 MontBlanc pen is the best alternative to a $0.10 Bic.

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    5. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thats a pretty screwed up analogy. If you could consider the quality difference between a Mac and a MS PC to be comparable to that of a 1K MontBlanc and a Bic then it would work out (according to you) to 10,000 times the price.

      A good WinPC at around 2K would be equal to a $20,000,000 Mac.

    6. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by scientifics · · Score: 1

      "no matter what side you're on" seems sort of insipid doesn't it? perhaps nationalistic... maybe even fascist?

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    7. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to your post 20%(as of right now) of the moderators are running macs. You see what happens is if you dare criticize the mac you start a moderation war. If we run out of non-mac mods your post will tank. I've had +5 go down to 0 after a few days with mac moderators still attacking my posts moderations.

    8. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by saddino · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Isn't it "Apple" (not "Macintosh") that's been pronouced dead so many times?

      If Apple had gone out of business, you can bet someone would have bought the Macintosh IP and kept right on selling them (maybe even as Macintosh branded PCs) -- the brand is worth way too much to just "die".

    9. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MAC is on teh spoke!!!!!

    10. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds about right. Macs are the cock roach of the industry.

    11. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by JPriest · · Score: 1

      I can't believe BSD is not dead yet. j/k

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    12. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you said cock

    13. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Macs are the best alternative in exactly the same way a $1,000 MontBlanc pen is the best alternative to a $0.10 Bic."

      No a better comparison would be...

      Macs are the best alternative in exactly the same way a $35,000 Cadillac, Audi or BMW is the best alternative to a $16,000 Kia, Ford or Chevy

    14. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Quick, some MBA step in here and explain 'Market Segmentation'.
      MACs have always represented a luxury/SUV computer.
      In addition to the publishing/art markets, there have always been people who just aren't dealing with the BSoDomy of Microsoft, and have the budget to choose otherwise.
      Balls, if I had the loot, I'd be sporting that groovy new system with a flat monitor half the size o' Monica Lewinsky, too.

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    15. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by JavaLord · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh yeah, it's based on UNIX! Unix just came out A FEW YEARS AGO!

    16. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by dasmegabyte · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In a world where Ford has lived to be a hundred years old, I think the lesson here is that if you don't mess up your finances, make a halfway decent product, devote equal time to listening to your customers, engineers and marketeers, you can survive even if you don't rule the market.

      It's companies that consider success being number one, and anything less failure, that don't survive.

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    17. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just talked to someone I haven't seen in quite a while who mentioned how much he loves OS X.

      It was unusual to hear this from him because he was part of _that_ crowd. You know which crowd I'm referring to...the one that used to go on and on about how Linux was based on 30 year old technology. You remember those people, right? Oh, how they loved that phrase: "30 year old technology."

    18. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Ummmm...today's Mac bears no similarity to the original 9-inch box. It's been pronounced dead by pundits who think success is measured by knocking off Microsoft, not by turning a profit.
      Very true, classic Mac has Toolbox in ROM, classic MacOS System+Finder, SCSI, NuBus, floppy disk, ADB, AAUI-15, LocalTalk, DB-15 video 68k CPU. Modern Mac has the old ROM stored on disk, Openfirmware, OS X, (S)ATA, CD/DVD-RW, USB, Firewire, PCI, AGP, RJ-45, Ethernet, DVI, PowerPC. (This is not flamebait, but note that the Mac has grown more in the direction of the PC than vice versa).
    19. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Keitero-sama · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I love my 9" mac, it makes a great home for my fishes.

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    20. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by WheatWilton · · Score: 1

      Yes, except that a nicer car usually means more bang for your buck... Bigger engine, better interior, better warranty. Buying a Mac is like buying a $35,000 Yugo with a $4000 paint job, but powered by a two-stroke carbuerated engine.

    21. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by 4of12 · · Score: 2, Funny

      it's amazing the Mac has lasted this long after being pronounced dead several times.

      Damn, it's like it's a religion or something!

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    22. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, I think I agree with you.

      That's why I bought a Porsche, and a Mac. Both are "obsolete" (i.e. not the newest, fastest models) but both do precisely what I want, every time.

    23. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by pla · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      If we run out of non-mac mods your post will tank. I've had +5 go down to 0 after a few days with mac moderators still attacking my posts moderations.

      Same here... I tend to not really care about my /. karma, since for the most part people seem to consider my posts decent, and I've kept "excellent" karma for a couple of years now.

      However, I tread rather lightly when it comes to anything Apple-related... Even guarded criticism of glaringly obvious facts result in a post getting moderated into oblivion.

      Sadly, I have yet to see such blatant abuse of the /. mod system when I metamod (in fact, I don't think I've ever seen anything that I would consider "unfair" while metamoding... At worst, a few that I didn't really find all that funny, but not bad enough to rate as distinctly "unfunny"). Personally, I think /. needs to shift the focus of metamoderation to detect abuses of down-mods, rather than up-mods. I mean, except for glaringly obvious "I posted from my other account and modded myself up", people tend not to abuse positive moderation.

      But, so it goes. Except for certain topics (such as anything Apple), the moderation system seems to work tolerably.

    24. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Thats a pretty screwed up analogy.

      I do hope these links help you to understand modern english prose better.

      I also see you agree with my general gist, though. Or do you? You weren't clear.

    25. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by zerocool^ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      MACs have always represented a luxury/SUV computer.


      Incorrect.

      MACs have always represented Media Access Control id numbers, which are hard coded into ethernet devices at the factory and which are (in theory) unique.

      Macintosh Computers (Macs) have always represented a luxury/SUV computer is not entirely correct. The Apple Macintosh was supposed to be a high-powered, low-cost personal computer that people could actually use for useful things. Compared to the 286s of the day, which cost a bundle, it was fairly cheap.

      ~Will

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    26. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by panaceaa · · Score: 1, Informative

      MAC NOT AN ACRONYM. Capitalize it "Mac".

      I don't understand you people.

    27. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Replying anonymously to a reply to my anonymous post. I agree with you 100%. I usually contribute to conversation by being realistic and trying to keep the conversations objective when it's totally one-sided or idealistic. Those posts in mac threads get sent to -1 in minutes. I've kept my excellent karma for years, and I don't want vindistic moderators plowing through my posting history to exact revenge.

    28. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by shepd · · Score: 2, Insightful

      >Macs are the best alternative in exactly the same way a $35,000 Cadillac, Audi or BMW is the best alternative to a $16,000 Kia, Ford or Chevy

      Good point. Both get you from point A to point B in exactly the same time, except the Cadillac/Audi/BMW cost a LOT more to operate, are expensive as hell to repair when they break, get stolen a lot, and tend to draw a lot more tickets from police officers.

      But, unlike the Kia/Ford/Chevy, they're a bit more comfortable and tend to have a nicer looking design.

      Thanks! You're dead on the money with that one. And, true to my colours, I'm sticking to a Toyota Corolla. Decades old design, cheap to get fixed, and light on the gas. It's all I need.

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    29. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by smacktits · · Score: 1

      I have a $1,000 Mont Blanc pen, and I can assure you that it is most definitely the best alternative to a Bic.

    30. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Felinoid · · Score: 2, Informative

      From what? Being older than PCs?

      Todays PC is still a heavly modified IBM PC AT the full 16 bit upgrade from the classic PC.

      Mac classic was made a few years after the classic PC.
      The first Mac didn't even have it's own explantion buss making the whole Mac IO based around the Mac II.. A plug and play system. where as the PC buss has to play to the legacy IO of the ISA buss (and PCI dose ditch that to some extent to move forward).

      And.. The power Mac is a totally new Machine. Apple ditched the 68K processor and the legacy Mac design just as the Mac was having it's first few legacy design problems.
      The PC however is still using a processor that plays to the 8086 and that chip is based on the 8080 who is from the 4004.

      Then as MacOs itself gets dusty MacOs X.
      Not an os built on top of MacOs (Like Windows).
      Some people complain that OsX dosn't even keep up the Unix side (Thow this kinda shows that Unix isn't that dusty eather).

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    31. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Good point. Both get you from point A to point B in
      >exactly the same time, '

      >Thanks! You're dead on the money with that one.
      >And, true to my colours, I'm sticking to a Toyota Corolla.

      You have obviously never owned a BMW M3 (or a Macintosh for that matter).

      Their Quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten

    32. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I bet you don't like people who call them "legos" either.

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    33. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Jesus?" Ummmmm.... Shut the fuck up.

    34. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      Comparing it to the '286 of the day is incorrect. Few people had '286 PCs in the day of the original Mac. Everybody had cheap XT clones. Which were far cheaper than Macs, and sported features like hard drives. Though a lot of us used XT clones without hard drives for years as well (making them even that much cheaper than a Mac).

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    35. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lay off -- I bet the guy writes "NOVELL" and "SUN" as well -- a lot of oldtimer IT guys tend to capitalize everything.

      Why is this so annoying to MAC fans?

    36. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're joking, but truthfully the Mac's BSD/Mach kernel is pretty archaic in industry terms, and doesn't perform nearly as well as SysV or Linux.

    37. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Endive4Ever · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Probably the reason any negative comments about the Mac are modded low fast is that on a discussion site featuring a significant number of Macintosh enthusiasts/fanatics, saying anything negative about the Macintosh or Apple is indeed flamebait. The problem is, all too often the person flaming is the problem, not the person who posted the comment that provoked the flame.

      So the 'moderation system' corrects against any controversial comments on the topic of the Mac, and people learn to pull their punches on any negative comments about the Mac.

      Gee, Apple Enthusiasts: You sure know how to paricipate as adults in a discussion!

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    38. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bah, any old subaru WRX will hand your M3 it's ass. And if the owner is nice he'll even shove some of the $10,000 he saved up there for you....

      BWM's are the drivers car for people who don't know anything about driving but want to act like they do.

    39. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Turmio · · Score: 1

      MACs have always represented Media Access Control id numbers, which are hard coded into ethernet devices at the factory and which are (in theory) unique.

      Incorrect.

      MAC is Message Authentication Code. MAC is calculated using one-way hash function and used to verify the origin of crypted messages used for example inside IP packets tunneled using IPSec.
      And the list goes on :)

    40. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Absurd+Being · · Score: 1

      Um, it's Microsoft that traditionally knocks off Apple!

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    41. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes I like to just CAPITALIZE words completely at random to KEEP the pedants' blood PRESSURE soaring...

    42. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Oliver+Defacszio · · Score: 1
      Ever driven a Subaru? While I admit that the last new one I demoed was in 2000 (it was an Impreza RS 2.5), I have never seen a more plasticky, less refined vehicle for close to CDN$30,000. It had two speakers, a cassette deck and a non-folding rear seat, for heaven's sake! My friend, in the back seat, couldn't hear a word the salesman and I were saying over the buzz of the engine (at normal, city speeds).

      I have nothing but respect for the performance of Subarus, but (based upon what I saw) they're precisely zero competition to the M3 if the perspective owner has any desire for refined driving at breakneck speed.

      While I'm at it, I can trot out a hundred M3 owners who would embarrass you with their knowledge of cars and driving. I suppose all those WRC fanboys who are gobbling up the WRXs don't figure into your equation of who knows what about cars, too, right?

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    43. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

      "The Apple Macintosh was supposed to be a high-powered, low-cost personal computer"

      Man you're showing your age.

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    44. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by jc42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Even guarded criticism of glaringly obvious facts result in a post getting moderated into oblivion.

      That's not my experience. I've posted a number of criticisms of the New Mac (OSX) recently. Most weren't modded at all, of course. Those that got moderator attention all got mostly positive points, despite the fact that my comments were mostly negative.

      Well, to be more accurate, my comments were very mixed. I see a lot of good things about my Powerbook, but also a lot of things that could be improved. A lot of those improvements are already present in linux-based systems. Some aren't. In some cases, the things I can't find are supposedly there in OSX, but the documentation isn't good enough for a dummy like me to find or use them.

      From a computer geek's viewpoint, I make it clear that I consider OSX mostly inferior to linux, but better in a few ways. I also make it clear that I recommend that Windows users switch to a Mac unless they enjoy using the worst-designed computer on the planet.

      (Of course, I expect followup telling me of other computer systems I could buy that are even worse than Windows. ;-)

      In any case, none of this seems to have produced a religious attack from the Mac crowd. Just replies that are in turn interesting reading, and sometimes even informative.

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    45. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by edwdig · · Score: 1

      The people who pronounced Apple dead were the ones who noticed that Apple was losing very large amounts of money in the mid ninties. Apple only became profitable again when Steve Jobs came back on board and introduced the iMac.

      If Apple continued in the path they were in before Jobs came back, then they probably would've been dead by now.

    46. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Oh, brilliant, brillant troll! I don't even need to scroll down to see how long this thread is going to be. I salute you, sir!

    47. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Wyatt+Earp · · Score: 1

      "Yes, except that a nicer car usually means more bang for your buck"

      Not always.

      For 27K I could buy a Mustang GT that will stomp all over a 40K BMW horsepower and acceleration wise.

    48. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by panaceaa · · Score: 1

      I could care less if people don't capitalize widely used proper nouns. But I don't think The LEGO Group should be so cocky as to capitalize their whole name. I looked up Lego at acronymfinder.com and apparently it's short for the Danish term "Leg Godt", but how does that justify capitalizing EVERY LETTER? I don't care if their logo is all capital letters, but officially capitalizing every letter of your company or product because you want it to stand out is just masturbatory.

    49. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it stands for Mac is A Computer.

    50. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by onya · · Score: 1

      > Actually, it stands for Mac is A Computer.

      which is a distinction that is important to make because they're so easily mistaken for waste paper baskets, fishtanks, or doorstops.

    51. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Zzootnik · · Score: 1

      Oh I can only WISH that were true...

      All of the Mac people I know (even the ones with the newer macs) still prefer, like, and use OS9 for some unknown reason...Probably because that's where they spent all their dough buying those expensive programs...

      And even at work, ALL of our macs, even the new dual 1ghz machines, are running OS9. OS9 Doesn't even support Dual Processors, does it??? (Sure doesn't seem like it...)

      Let me tell you...Having tried out OSX on some demo computers, I think I'm pretty sure that the ENTIRE reason I hate Macintosh is OS9. ---Okay, I don't hate it, it just causes cerebral hemmorhaging occaisionally.

      Yet these people do not want to leave it behind, and the stations at work are not allowed to be upgraded. (I'm not Chief in charge at the Corp...)

      Truly a technology that will not die. No matter how much I want it to...

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    52. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Macintosh Computers (Macs) have always represented a luxury/SUV computer is not entirely correct.

      </blockheadquote>
      Thanks for helping me differentiate between that which I drive and that with which I compute.
      The intent of the original post here was to discuss a marketing pattern, not fret about CAPITALIZATION or metaphore.
      I think you're right that the MacIntosh originally targeted the low end, but the economies of scale favored such an approach not, and they changed their mind.
      OK, maybe the ad hominem attack was a little common. HAND.
      Love you, man.
    53. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but I think there's subarus a lot quieter than the 2.5 RS. The 2.5 RS isn't supposed to be quiet, is it?

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    54. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by russellh · · Score: 1

      Modern Mac has the old ROM stored on disk, Openfirmware, OS X, (S)ATA, CD/DVD-RW, USB, Firewire, PCI, AGP, RJ-45, Ethernet, DVI, PowerPC. (This is not flamebait, but note that the Mac has grown more in the direction of the PC than vice versa)

      Don't forget arrow keys on the keyboard. (I happen to have a Mac Classic sitting here on the desk next to me. My 3.5 year old uses it- works great. coolest feature of the Classic- has a ROM boot disk - system 6.0.3, 375K.)

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    55. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      Heh.

      Incorrect.

      MAC is a brand of cab for 18-wheeler truck!

      round and round we go!

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    56. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      oh, and!!!

      McIntosh is a brand of high-end stereo amplifier!

      WEeeeEEEEeeeEEE!!!1!

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    57. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In OS 9 you'd have to do a lot of special trickery to take advantage of a second CPU. So, basically... no.

    58. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by prisoner-of-enigma · · Score: 1

      And for 40K I can tool around in my BMW getting lots of upscale ladies while you look like a highschool boy racer. Chicks dig the car, and the more expensive cars draw higher quality chicks.

      On a serious note, though, while the Mustang might be really stout on quarter mile blasts, the BMW will stomp all over it when it comes to twists and turns, it'll handle bumpy roads a lot smoother, and it'll sure as hell hold its value a lot longer than the 'stang.

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    59. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Really?
      How much less?

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    60. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everybody, eh? Might wanna retract that statement in favour of "everyone I know", as most people I knew weren't using anything remotely in the pricerange of a Mac, and I don't mean they were lower.

    61. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ooh, a troll. Care to explain your statement, or are you just going to bask in the agreement of the anti-Apple raving horde and the disagreement of the pro-Apple zealous flames?

    62. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fancy that, we (or at least I) do. It often involves leaving off such flamebait as that last sentence, which will inevitably piss off many of the people (like me) who would have read and appreciated a fair criticism of one of Apple's products or actions.

    63. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      It's been pronounced dead by pundits who think success is measured by knocking off Microsoft, not by turning a profit.

      Wait until they get knocked up. Then we'll have TWO of them.

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    64. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by shepd · · Score: 1

      >I have a $1,000 Mont Blanc pen, and I can assure you that it is most definitely the best alternative to a Bic.

      Always?

      Is is the best alternative for the millions of uses a Bic has? Gifts for customers? Form filling pens? Using it to chisel away at a stuck together mess? Spitwad launcher? Pen that you can leave at the office without worrying? Pen that you'd lend, heck, perhaps even give to a complete stranger if they need one?

      There's a lot of uses for a Bic pen that you'd never use a $1000 pen for. It's all about how and when you use a pen. A MontBlanc pen is GREAT for when you want to make a style statement, and great if you are writing your masterpiece with a pen (Damn Biro pens and their ability to wear down your wrists!).

      Considering not a lot of people write more than a few pages a day with a pen (except perhaps university students and professors, of which the students don't have enough money to buy a good pen, and professors don't want their good pen stolen), a MontBlanc is more a statement of style than a particularly more useful writing instrument.

      (And, yes, I own a few expensive pens too [Not MontBlanc, Waterman]. They get used far less, though, than the Bic pens sitting in various drawers.)

      It's a lot like comparing eating at the McDonald's or the local "Fine Dining" establishment. Sure, the haute couture restaurante might have the best tasting and stylish food, and assuming every McDonald's had a Fine Dining restaurant beside it, you'd go there everytime (assuming you're stinking rich). But the fact is ubiquity and affordability often (always?) beat quality. McDonald's is a far better restaurant because it's affordable by everyone and you can get to one (depending on where you live) without a lot of effort. Those two items can count for a lot.

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    65. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Their Quality is remembered long after the price is forgotten

      Then you have to forget the price really quickly, because if I were to drive a Caddy (or a BMW) I'd be reminded about their cost weekly at the gas pump. Weekly? With an MPG of 16, more like almost daily.

      Hmmm. This and this or that and that. This or that. What do I afford? What does one do?

      Personally, I'm into having money to spend and just adding in a seat cover. Also, I like a good steak dinner better than wild acceleration.

      Either way, whether you own a BMW or a Lada Samara, you will get from home to work within seconds of each other.

      It all depends on what you place more value on: Looking good, or enjoying life.

    66. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by ccmay · · Score: 1
      It's companies that consider success being number one, and anything less failure, that don't survive.

      General Electric begs to differ with you. They insist on being first or second in every one of their markets, or they jettison that division or product. They don't seem to be teetering on the edge of oblivion just yet, either.

      -ccm

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    67. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      I was using a machine in the performance range of the Mac. The first one was an 8088 'XT' system I bought in pieces at a swapmeet. An $80 motherboard, about a hundred dollars worth of RAM (about 640K), two floppy drives. A floppy controller. A monitor I converted over from a dumb terminal and plugged into an IBM MDA card (later when I got rich a hercules compatible).

      I spent about as much as a Mac user would spend to get an external floppy drive for his Mac Plus.

      Lots of us were.

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    68. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Malcontent · · Score: 1

      So in other words people who pronounced apple dead were wrong.

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    69. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by pla · · Score: 1

      That's not my experience

      Well, welcome to the club, Mr. "offtopic" for a perfectly apropos response to me. :-)

      Damn, though, you'd think the Mac fanboys would at least read far enough to see you defending them. Sad.

      Oh, and in case you wonder (I know I would, our positions reversed), I had nothing at all to do with that OT mod.

    70. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "McDonald's is a far better restaurant because it's affordable by everyone and you can get to one (depending on where you live) without a lot of effort."

      But where do you go when you want food?

    71. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Gee, Apple Enthusiasts: You sure know how to paricipate as adults in a discussion!

      This isn't anything new. :) But then, what do you expect from an OS that gives you the Tonka toy experience (officially stolen by Microsoft)? Man, oh man, do I remember the old Mac commercials showing very small children learning all kinds of stuff. Macs have always been targetted for children and purchased by children.

      Man, I haven't attacked Macs in awhile. Some pent-up energy, perhaps? ;)

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    72. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I bet you don't like people who call them "legos" either.

      You know who I don't understand. All those people that say "lego my egg-o". Why the fuck would I want to do that? Got worse when they started using southerners in their commercials, and they said "lego my a-go". That made less sense.

      Death and dreck, do I hate advertising slogans.

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    73. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      That doesn't wash with me. Ford are the Microsoft of the car world IMO. People buy them because of their ubiquitousness, not because they've really checked out the facts.

      Subaru would be the comparison I'd use. Not huge, probably never going to be Toyota or Ford, but really excellent cars. Also, they don't register on the radar with most people.

    74. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      Actually, GM is the Microsoft of the car world. Or at least they used to be. Forever, they were the Fortune 1 company (they dropped to three a couple of years ago when Walmart took the top spot).

      They were also, nearly singlehandedly, responsible for shutting down most train systems in a huge number of major cities by replacing them with buses. They did this in a variety of ways, including purchasing the train and then killing it or just plain undercutting the train company with the city. Very similar to monopoly tactics currently used by MS. They made the buses, so they made the money.

      Ford has always done well, but they haven't been even close to a monopoly since Henry Ford was in charge.

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    75. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by callipygian-showsyst · · Score: 1

      I used to work at Apple. I remember last year when watching Job's MacWorld speech on closed-circuit projection in Cupertino (which, by the way, resembled the set-up in the 1984 ads), fellow Apple employees were sitting with their wireless Powerbooks and posting refutations to /. about rigged G5 benchmarks! All this WHILE JOBS was still giving his presentation about the G5 (which wouldn't ship for another few months.)

      I lasted at Apple all of 4 months. I couldn't take the dishonesty there.

    76. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by scientifics · · Score: 1

      my $1300 (cnd) ibook was a far better value than it's $1500 PC "equivalent".

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    77. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by dustmite · · Score: 1

      Have you actually used a Mac for any significant amount of time?

    78. Re:Macintosh (refuses to die) by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      tend to draw a lot more tickets from police officers.

      No, you're mistaken.

      Traffic ticket magnets are red convertibles driven past coffee shops at 6am by pretty girls.

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  3. Tech #11 That Refuses To Die by sulli · · Score: 5, Funny

    *BSD

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    1. Re:Tech #11 That Refuses To Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, this BSD daemon is really hanging on for dear life...

      $ killall bsd
      bsd: no process killed

  4. With respect to dot matrix printers... by digitalvengeance · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They still serve a very important purpose for many businesses: Multipart form printing.

    One company I work with prints 4 part invoices for in-home services. We've tested alternatives, but have yet to find a non-impact printer capable of getting the job done.

    I think its unfair to call the technology outdated when it still performs some tasks better than its modern counterparts.

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    1. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by schoolsucks · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I agree. At work we use a dot matrix printer to print shipping forms that have to be signed. It just prints on one, and using carbon paper, it makes 2 other copies. The benefit of this comes when you sign the top copy and all 3 have the signature on them. With laser printer and making seperate copies, we had to sign 3 papers. So signing 100 copies would become signing 300 copies.

    2. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by JKR · · Score: 1
      Exactly that point was made in the article, you karma whore!

      Jon.

    3. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by Delf · · Score: 1

      Another example:

      I've worked on systems that had a legal requirement for hard-copy logging of certain events (airport access control -- for certain doors, you need to have a record of who opened that door for every time it was opened, and you don't want to lose any of that log to power or other equipment failure.) A dot-matrix printer loaded with a big box of fanfold paper is just the ticket for this application.

    4. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by biz0r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I definitely agree with the main point of the parent poster. Older technology sometimes just downright works better.

      Case in point: New cell phones vs Old cell phones.

      New cell phones have mostly all had software problems of sorts, with laggy displays, crashing software (damnit I have to reboot my phone AGAIN), etc, etc. Older cell phones weren't so reliant on the 'cruft' that makes up new cell phone software, and generally worked a LOT smoother, and FAR less buggily.

      Example: I have a Motorolla T720 color screen phone, which IMHO, really bites ass. The thing drops calls, I get a black screen of death pretty much every few days (which requires me to completely remove the battery to drain the power), the display is soooo laggy its not even funny, plus many other small software bugs I am sure I can't recall of the top of my head.

      I would LOVE to get my old StarTac back...man that thing was rock solid! I even accidentally ran it through a FULL wash cycle in the washer and all I had to do was replace the battery. It also has/had none of the drawbacks I listed for the T720. Operation was as smooth as it could be IMO.

      Here's a vote for old technology when it works well.

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    5. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by bitflip · · Score: 1

      No doubt. Just recently I was shopping for printers, and they had a dotmatrix model available. It cost more than many of the inkjet printers on display...

    6. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by TexVex · · Score: 1

      No, the article stated that typewriters are still used for that. With respect to dot matrix printing, the article stated they are still used by organizations where low cost and speed are desirable. It said today's dot matrix printers can spit out 2,000 lines per minute at $0.002 per page.

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    7. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      ...a big box of fanfold paper...

      can also be used to hold the door open.

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    8. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And one more case. Your loghost had better use a dot-matrix printer to print out root logins on it. If you forget and do it any other way, an intruder can cover his tracks by erasing logs (logs sent to a laser printer can be wiped by passing cancel-job signal to the printer).

    9. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by tirnacopu · · Score: 1

      In that respect, let's add the #11 technology anyone wishes was dead: paper invoices ;)

    10. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      What I want is a laser printer that will take 132 column fanfold for printing listings. Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but flipping through fanfold is easier for me than flipping pages. You also don't have to worry about pagebreaks as much.

      I don't care if said printer can print fancy graphics, just text (and maybe OEM character graphics).

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    11. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      They still serve a very important purpose for many businesses: Multipart form printing.

      Another practical use, is source code printed on fan-fold, tractor-fed paper. I've been adjusting to tryint to manage large chunks of code only in a small window, but when you have to check something further down the current section, it gets really annoying. Code printed on sheets, from a laser printer, is just about as irritating. Nothing beats seeing code on one continuous strand of paper.

      As far as tubes, I've got two tube amps (one for guitar) and a couple tuners. Nice stuff.

      Regarding digital watches, my father got a gold TI LED watch for retirement. It never looked elegant and I eventually sprung for a decent swiss watch. I suppose if he wore his TI digital it would really draw attention, problem is it requires frequent battery changes.

      And they could lump cassette and 8-track with reel to reel. I can't even find pre-recorded tapes at the music stores, but go to an indian market and they're all over the place.

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    12. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's still O(n) isn't it? I thought those constants didn't matter . . . .

    13. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by moojuece · · Score: 1
      With laser printer and making seperate copies, we had to sign 3 papers. So signing 100 copies would become signing 300 copies.
      thank you for that quick math lesson :)
    14. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by Telex54 · · Score: 1

      Ceramic coil pickups as well, when there are more advanced electronic pickups such as EMG's.

    15. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by bigbigbison · · Score: 1

      This same thing happened at the casino I used to work at. They used to have dox matrix printers that would print up a 3 sheet jackpot ticket for the slot people. They would sign it, I would sign it, take the top copy for my records, give the slot people their money. after they piad, they would put the other two copies in the drop box.

      Now they have a laser printer that prints the ticket 3 times and we have to all sign our name 3 times. that isn't such a big deal for the slot people becasue there are 10-20 of them on the deck. However, I was one of only two cashiers on the deck paying jackpots, so half of every jackpot paid on the deck had my signature on it. Multiply that by 3 and you get serious hand cramps.

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    16. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by Garble+Snarky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      thats why its in the list...
      reports of their demise have proved greatly exaggerated. All have survived, and some have thrived, in their supposed obsolescence--not as cult artifacts (everything from buggy whips to eight-tracks has its fans and collectors), but because they fill real needs that their more sophisticated successors don't.

    17. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by mobets · · Score: 1

      what's worse is that the latest OKI dot matrix printers have USB support...

      No kidding, go look at the back of one.

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    18. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it painfully obvious that the author of this list is not very tech savvy? 14.4 kbps modems in the early 80's? I think *NOT*! This is like the MTV version of Bruce Sterling's article.

    19. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by Spudley · · Score: 1

      I fully agree with you - Matrix printers still have important uses. They may have lost their place in the home market, but they are still being made, and businesses still buy them.

      As well as the point made by the parent that they're capable of printing on multipart paper and fan-fold, they are also *much* cheaper to run than ink-jets or lasers (none of those overpriced cartidges that only last three days).

      It's a real shame that Microsoft chooses to ignore them. A collegue of mine has spent a sizable part of this month fighting to get two apparently identical Windows systems to print a contract document correctly on a matrix printer, and it's all down to the Windows printer drivers - the only driver that actually works for us in all cases is the generic text driver, which lacks some key features.

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    20. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by dildatron · · Score: 0

      So would signing 300 copies become signing 900 copies? Aren't we stuck in a recusrive loop now?!

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    21. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by Pulzar · · Score: 1

      Hey, wrong story. We already talked about that yesterday.

      Besides, "new cell phones" vs. "old cell phones" does not really apply. Cell phones vs. land-line POT could be considered here -- i.e. many expected that POT would go away when cell phones became affordable..

      Nobody "expected" old cell phones to be replaced by new cell phones. That was going to happen by definition of those words.

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    22. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Funny you mention carbon paper, because that is my number one technology that will not die. There is no advantage to carbon paper over the xerox. The original signature is the only original signature--carbon copies are just as not original as the xerox. But maybe I only hate this because my employer makes me fill out a change of helthcare form that has 6 copies (just try to push that hard and have it be legable).

    23. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

    24. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by emurphy42 · · Score: 1

      Google on "carbonless". The concept is a sound one: paper that you can run through a laser or ink-jet printer, then write on page 1 and have the image of your writing transfer to pages 2+. As far as the implementation... it's more expensive than regular typing paper, you have to tell the printer to print multiple copies of each page, and apparently there are health concerns. Worth looking into, though.

    25. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by DzugZug · · Score: 1
      So signing 100 copies would become signing 300 copies.

      Perhaps that's why the AutoPen is one of those technologies that wont die either?

    26. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Another practical use, is source code printed on fan-fold, tractor-fed
      > paper. I've been adjusting to tryint to manage large chunks of code only
      > in a small window, but when you have to check something further down the
      > current section, it gets really annoying.

      You need an editor with easy window splitting and/or text folding and the
      ability to flip instantly between multiple cursors. I used to swear by
      continuous-feed desk-checking, but since I learned Emacs I've not had the
      urge to print out source code even once.

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    27. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      If you're not on-site and need to give a copy to the customer, for instance, carbon paper is a lot more portable than a copy machine, and much faster than taking it back to home base, so to speak, and running back with a copy.

      Carbonless paper, as others have pointed out, offers the same advantage, but in my experience, is also easy to mark without meaning to. Carbon paper, once it's done, you can remove the carbon sheets - and once you've separated the copies, that's probably going to be done already.

      Obviously it does have its limits - I, too, hate using carbon(less) paper for more than three copies, if that. This is another reason that signature tablets are nice - but they aren't as good for a self-serve situation.

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    28. Re:With respect to dot matrix printers... by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      You said it, i have 2 startacs and they withstand ANYTHING!! drop it in water, throw it out a window, it just works! (well after it dries of it gets wet)

      awsome phones, i'll never buy one of the new POS phones out now

  5. ana-log by pinchhazard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Guess what? I just want a watch that tells time. I don't want that's tacky, but most digital watches come with this ungainly feature.

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    1. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why I wear a Casio that has digital "hands".

      I don't know if they make them anymore -- I saw one a few years ago at Fry's.

    2. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you can 'read' an analog watch faster than you can read a digital one.

    3. Re:ana-log by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      Compared to today's digital timepieces, old-fashioned, sweep-hand watches are pathetic one-trick ponies. Digital-watch wearers can check temperature, altitude, and the time in Tokyo, play tunes and games, and send messages. Can wristwatch videoconferencing, Web surfing, and tarot readings be far off?

      I agree with what you said. The authors should be carefull what they wish for. Videoconferencing on a tiny 1 inch display, networked, tarot readings? come on. One day you'll be wondering what time it is and the Tarot Wench will come up on the videoconference display and predict your watch is about to be hacked. Next, you don't know what elevation your at, and have no idea why your watch is displaying tokyo's time when you've never left your nice metro lifestyle this side of the pacific.

      digital watches have their place.. diving, climbing, maybe a few other places where those bells and whistles aren't just bells and whistles but needed functionality. walking around the same city 95% of my time, with clocks everywhere, i'll take an analog watch if any. none, however, has been my preference for 4 years. It's somewhat liberating not having a perpetual reminder of nagging Time on my wrist.

    4. Re:ana-log by nycsubway · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think this applies to almost all of the technologies on that list. I think it boils down to one thing that people think, "I like this technology, it works for me, so i'll keep using it."

    5. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      But I still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea!

    6. Re:ana-log by MrHanky · · Score: 1
      Guess what? I just want a watch that tells time.

      Me too. That's why I only use the clock on my mobile phone. No one ever calls me anyway.
    7. Re:ana-log by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Makes you wonder whether we realy want all the stuff being put in mobile phones too, seems you cant buy a mobile at the momment that just makes calls and does a bit of texting. Sure I want a pocket webserver videocamera mp3 player box... I just dont want them in my mobile phone

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    8. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Analog watches are more accurate than digital watches because time is not divided into one second (or tenth of a second) chunks. Time flows just as analog watches indicate. Digital watchmakers try to cover up their lack of accuracy with a bunch of add-on features to distract you.

    9. Re:ana-log by Urkki · · Score: 2, Interesting
      • Guess what? I just want a watch that tells time. I don't want that's tacky, but most digital watches come with this ungainly feature.

      As a contrast, I and most of my friends have actually stopped using wrist watches because the cell phone tells the time, and having a watch is a bit of a bother really. Not much, but a bit, in a lot of small ways.

      So suddenly, when forgetting to put on your watch isn't a bad thing (such as waiting 20 minutes for a bus or being late for a meeting), eventually you just stop wearing it. That's what has happened to a lot of people around here, anyway. If you're one of those who feel as naked without a watch as I feel naked without a cell phone, you're unlikely to develop the habit of forgetting to put it on, I suppose :-)
    10. Re:ana-log by drpentode · · Score: 1

      One semester in college I was stressing out. I felt like I never had time for anything, like I needed to be somewhere else rather than where I was. My life was dictated by the clock.

      Then my watch battery died. I didn't bother to go to Wally World to replace it. I started showing up to class a couple minutes late. I was fashionably late to parties. When asked when I had to do something, I'd say, "Whenever."

      Turns out people liked the new, relaxed me. So did I. Time was no longer a burden. My life was simplified by casting off technology.

      I haven't worn a watch since.

    11. Re:ana-log by Trillan · · Score: 2, Funny

      I totally agree. You can have my "old fashioned, dead technology" watch when you can pry it off my cold, dead arm.

      I'm somewhat dismayed that my current watch shows me the date. Why would I need a watch to tell me that?

      It's says 4 right now. But it's obvious that it's November 4th! How could someone be even one day off and think it was the 5th?

    12. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Also, digital watches all seem to use ugly-ass seven-segment numerals for no reason. Obviously even cheap LCDs can go way beyond that nowadays (like phone displays), and it bothers me to feel like a good technology is deliberately dumbed down just to look familiar. I want to look at my watch and see numbers that looks like they were designed by a literate person, not those weird blank-jointed stick-digits.

    13. Re:ana-log by torenth · · Score: 1
      walking around the same city 95% of my time, with clocks everywhere, i'll take an analog watch if any. none, however, has been my preference for 4 years. It's somewhat liberating not having a perpetual reminder of nagging Time on my wrist.

      Whoa, it's refreshing to hear someone else say that. I was using my pager as a clock for a while after my watch died. Then one day my pager died, and when I saw that it had, I realized that I hadn't even noticed; so I threw it away. Why do people have the need to constantly turn their wrists over and see exactly what second of the afternoon it is? I've never understood this, even upon examining my own behaviour back when I had a watch.
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    14. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should consider becoming more of a person if small bits of technology take over your life.

    15. Re:ana-log by arkanes · · Score: 1

      No, your life was simplified by a change of attitude. You could have accomplished the same thing by simply caring less about punctuality. Throwing away your watch may have helped you change your attitude, and the battery failing may have been the impetus, but the technology itself had no effect on you.

    16. Re:ana-log by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I'd love a nice digital watch with a reasonable feature set with either analog hands or a good digital simulation of them.

      I love being able to use a stopwatch to time performance tests on software. I also love being able to bring up the date and check the time in another timezone.

      I DON'T LOVE the fact that most digital watchmakers feel the need to have a watch beep at 85dB every time you push a button. If an alarm I set goes off and needs my attention I'll put up with the noise. If I just want to navigate around the watch I don't need everyone around me to hear a symphony of beeps.

      Oh yeah - you can make a digital watch which doesn't look clunky. If you want to make it cheap you can even accomplish this while using plastic.

    17. Re:ana-log by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I miss my old cheap-o digital watch that had the remote control built into it...could operate tv's and vcr's. I had more FUN with this at bars...changing the channels, turning things on/off. We had this one girl bar hostess going one time. We asked her to change the channel on the set near us. When she would, I'd change the channel back...or turn it off. We got her so flustered, that we were suggesting all sorts of things for her to try..pointing it away from the tv..hell, we even got her to take the batteries out of the thing..and 'amazingly' enough it started changing the channels correctly.

      I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. We finally came clean with her...and tipped her like $40...and all had a good laugh.

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    18. Re:ana-log by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      There is a videoconferencing watch, running linux! Its right on this page.

    19. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it's related to holding on to your youth. The older you get, the more you pay attention to time.

    20. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory Douglas Adams reference. RIP

    21. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have 2 watches, a Timex and a Tag Heuer. The Timex is mainly for the times when I engage in sports because the Tag is heavy compared to the Timex. The Timex also has the nifty stopwatch, countdown, multiple time zone feature along with alarms and that nice blue backlight glowy thingy. However, I wear the Tag all the time because it's more accurate than the Timex. Granted that the Tag is 10x more expensive than the Timex. The Timex drifts a few seconds every month. I compare this with my OS clock which updates from a time server. My Tag is accurate to the second every month. It probably drifted 1 sec after several months.

      Tag = mechanical
      Timex = quartz crystal

      Some people wear analog watches as a piece of jewelry. Rolex anyone? Perhaps De Beers will release a diamond encrusted Seiko digital watch one day.

    22. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, my analog watches have all had discrete second-hand motion, making them exactly as accurate as digital watches.

      It's been a long time since I've seen an analog watch with a continuous second-hand motion.

    23. Re:ana-log by anon*127.0.0.1 · · Score: 1

      People usually aren't even that concerned with what time it is. More often, they need to know how long it is until something happens... quitting time, the movie starting, whatever. If you know the movie starts at 8:00, you can tell with a quick glance at your analog watch that you've got about 5 minutes. With a digital watch you've got to read the number, process it, compare it... There's a reason why aircraft and racing cars still use analog gauges.

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    24. Re:ana-log by Nick+Harkin · · Score: 1

      All Rolex's do, but I haven't seen very many other watches which do. I have a couple of analogue watches, and they all have discrete motion.

    25. Re:ana-log by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      > could operate tv's and vcr's

      Or a few earlier remote central locking cars? I kid you not!

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    26. Re:ana-log by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I think they do that because it's cheaper and/or easier. But you're right, there's no excuse for still using those stupid 7-segment displays now.

    27. Re:ana-log by qtp · · Score: 1

      I just want a watch that tells time.

      Also, the sweep hand watch is an elegant method for expressing the time that also conveys a sense of time passing in a way that a digital is unable to.

      In addituiion to the overt asthetics of the facepiece, many analogue watches are beautiful examples of many years of engineering tradition.

      There is no superior watch than a well crafted, self-winding mechanical timepeice, regardless of the name-brand. Those with visible workings are able to show one of the truest masterpieces of craftsmanship that humans have ever acheived. It would be extremely sad if the skill to create such works were to be lost due to a misplaced obsession with things new.

      Besides, even expensive digital watches are butt ugly, and many of even the cheapest analogues are still acceptably attractive.

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    28. Re:ana-log by Eponymous,+Showered · · Score: 1

      You've just described my Timex Expedition. It was about $30 at the local Osco (drugstore).

    29. Re:ana-log by kryptkpr · · Score: 1

      I'm a university student. I almost never know what day it is, my days and nights meld together.. sometimes, I don't even know what month it is..

      I use the date readout on my digital watch (mine also shows the month, and day of the week) on a daily basis, I cannot do without it.

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    30. Re:ana-log by SuDZ · · Score: 1

      I'm somewhat dismayed that my current watch shows me the date. Why would I need a watch to tell me that?

      Don't be so sure. There was a day when I had no idea what it was. I don't mean the date I mean like Tuesday. So at the time I was working a job at 15 and did not know if I needed to head into work. I asked my sister and she wouldn't tell me. So I called 411 and they told me they were not allowed to give out information like that. Why? I have no idea. Maybe they thought it was a joke or something.

      This story needs no jokes at the end because unfortunantly it was true.

      SuDZ

    31. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That watch is ass-ugly and cheap looking.

    32. Re:ana-log by bugnuts · · Score: 2, Funny

      Call me amazingly primitive, but I think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

    33. Re:ana-log by moonbender · · Score: 1

      Public transportation. Not that the German railway semi-monopolist cared overly for punctuality, but I make it a point that if I'm waiting it's their fault, not mine. ;)

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    34. Re:ana-log by Spoing · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Do many analog watches support syncing to atomic clocks?

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    35. Re:ana-log by Trillan · · Score: 1

      There's a number you can all to get the current time and date.

      But I have no idea what it is.

      Alternately, you can look at your computer or flip your (cable) TV to the listings.
    36. Re:ana-log by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      Yesterday I didn't know what day of the week it was, so I asked somebody when I got curious. Today I didn't know what day it was, until I made sure that it was Wednesday and not Friday (I need this knowledge for English assignments). I stil don't know what day of the month it is. I do know that it is February.

      I am not mentally incompetent. I just don't remember these things.

    37. Re:ana-log by Ulven · · Score: 1

      I got fed up with my watch when it kept getting stuck on my shirt cuffs.

      7 years later, and I still don't miss it.

    38. Re:ana-log by transient · · Score: 1

      Mine does. It does it by being wrong, which causes me to look at my screen and correct my watch.

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    39. Re:ana-log by eddie+can+read · · Score: 2, Funny

      I feel naked without a cell phone

      I went in to work today without my cell phone. Nobody seemed to notice. I'm encouraged. Tomorrow I'll leave my clothes at home.

    40. Re:ana-log by mph · · Score: 1
      Do many analog watches support syncing to atomic clocks?
      I wouldn't say many. Who really needs that, anyway? Once I set my $30 analog watch, it will get me places on time. There's no need to correct it between trips to a different time zone, or DST changes. But if you're an anal-retentive geek who really needs this feature, you can get it.
    41. Re:ana-log by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Do many analog watches support syncing to atomic clocks?

      Depends on your definition of "many".

      one
      two
      three

    42. Re:ana-log by IchBinEinPenguin · · Score: 1

      I need one for my son so that he can learn what "clockwise" is :-)

    43. Re:ana-log by Moofie · · Score: 1

      This just doesn't make sense to me. There are DOZENS of deals out there for free phones. If it has features you don't use, that you didn't pay for, why do you care?

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    44. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I wear bow ties, like command line interfaces, wear an analogue watch, drive a PT Cruiser, and play highland bagpipe.
      Viva retro!

    45. Re:ana-log by jvalenzu · · Score: 1

      Try getting a job. You'll find punctuality is actually considered a virtue.

    46. Re:ana-log by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      because the user interface isnt as simple as my nokia 5110.

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    47. Re:ana-log by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Wow. I've never in my life been nagged by a personification of a convenient abstraction. How interesting!

      And here I thought wearing a watch allowed me to help coordinate my day with other people's. I didn't realize that it made me a slave to some external force.

      Anybody who thinks that time isn't important isn't a very good cook.

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    48. Re:ana-log by Moofie · · Score: 1

      OK, so you aren't in the market for a new phone.

      I do not understand. Why are you complaining?

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    49. Re:ana-log by Thiscatiswild · · Score: 1

      Anybody who thinks that time isn't important isn't a very good cook

      You don't have a clock (or three) in your kitchen?

    50. Re:ana-log by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Sure I want a pocket webserver videocamera mp3 player box... I just dont want them in my mobile phone

      I'm torn on this. I really like my Clie, but I'd like to have a phone too. I'd also like to scrap my wallet in favor of having a billfold/credit card holder combined with my Clie. But I don't have all the pocket space for all this crap, and I'm *not* going to clip this shit on my belt. (Hell, I don't always wear a belt anyway) If I could put all the portable stuff I want in my Clie, I'd be happy with that.

      And then I'd probably still be looking for a pocket watch. ;)

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    51. Re:ana-log by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Anybody who thinks that time isn't important isn't a very good cook.

      IN that case I invite you to dinner. Live in the Seattle area? I haven't timed the food I cook for years, I just know when it's done and when it's not done. :)

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    52. Re:ana-log by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      It's also in my view a sign of wise people who understand technology know that there's often pain in changing and risk in changing.

      There have been a number of occassions in my life where I've upgraded, got new features, and something I took for granted would be in the new product, isn't.

    53. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're a faggot. oh, and you're fat. you fat faggot.

    54. Re:ana-log by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, my analog watches have all had discrete second-hand motion, making them exactly as accurate as digital watches.

      Quite a bit less, really, it's usually damn hard to figure out exactly which second the %#Ffda%#FES;n hand is on top of.

  6. Fortran is # 10 by tcopeland · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Forty-seven years after IBM unleashed it, Fortran (formula translation), the original "high-level" programming language, would seem to be the infotech equivalent of cuneiform. But it's still widely used, especially in scientific computing.


    No need to throw the Fortran libraries away, though, just wrap them in a higher level language. Chances are it'll be fast enough, and it'll almost certainly be a lot easier to use.
    1. Re:Fortran is # 10 by Perl-Pusher · · Score: 1

      No doubt! We wrap fortran code to C++ using a wrapper routine that uses f2c. Some of those libraries out there the developers are long since dead and the routines work so well nobody wants to touch em!

    2. Re:Fortran is # 10 by Luther+Pain · · Score: 1

      Damn its nice to see someone mentioning ruby. Of the hundred some odd graduate students at my university I believe I am the only one who has ever heard of ruby.

      I am also the only one who is in violent love with the language.

    3. Re:Fortran is # 10 by CavyDriver · · Score: 1
      Chances are it'll be fast enough,

      HA! If you only know just how many supercomputers aren't fast enough to run some programs written in fortran.

      I'm not saying fortran is perfect, but for straight line math it's pretty damn hard to beat.

    4. Re:Fortran is # 10 by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      ForTran is still the most optimizable & fastest language for vector supercomputers. The very best numeric libraries are those in ForTran;

    5. Re:Fortran is # 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Fortran isn't really as outdated as the article makes out. For a start, it's not quite the same as the IBM language from the 60's - recently we've had the Fortran 90 and Fortran 95 revisions, and I believe there was even a Fotrtran 2003 revision.

      The reason that Fortran is still popular in the scientific community is that it's pretty well optimised for the kind of tasks that you're likely to be doing. For example, Fortran has complex numbers as a basic data type. It's also simpler than C based languages for working with multidimensional arrays - no need to futz about with arrays of pointers or whatever, just declare a (resizable, if desired) multidimensional array. In general, the builtin functions are designed to work well on parallel architectures, so writing good parallel code isn't (quite) so much hard work.

      Basically, Fortran is still used because it's well adapted for the job it's doing. The fact that it isn't used in application programming is because it sucks for that purpose.

    6. Re:Fortran is # 10 by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      You could also mention s/360. "Generation 3 chips, from the 1960's". Then s/370, then s/390, basically, what I am trying to say is "Mainframe technology" is #11. Then you can add all the programming languages.. JCL (JES2, JES3) for example, is technology that's past 40 years old, REXX is fairly old, ASM - how old is assembler, anyone know? Technology we wish would die : Windows NT..

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    7. Re:Fortran is # 10 by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      I'll use preview next time... The list is flawed, you can say the mainframe is dated technology, but that's only because it is completely backward technology. Most mainframe shops now-a-days are using z800, or z9x0 machines, which are definitely NOT out of date, in fact are way ahead of the times. Do you really think Amex, Visanet (Vital), MC, etc. would use dated technology?? The issue is, the mainframes are the only computers that are actually up to the job....

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    8. Re:Fortran is # 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that fortran matrices are column major rather than row major like any other language, so a straigth matrix-to-matrix translation is hard or slow or needs a special fortran-matrix type in the host language.

      Some BLAS functions will accept transposed matrices if you tell it to, but not all Fortran functions can be expected to.

      That and indexing-from-one are the things that make cross-language development hard, not just the linking aspect.

    9. Re:Fortran is # 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Subroutine MULT (N,A,B,C,D)
      Integer, Intent(IN) :: N
      Real, Intent(IN), Dimension (N,N) :: A, B
      Real, Intent(OUT), Dimension (N,N) :: C, D

      C = A * B !Dot Product
      D = matmul (A,B) !Cross Product
      A = 10.0 !Error - Can't assign to
      ! Intent(IN) argument

      End Subroutine MULT

    10. Re:Fortran is # 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ruby's only a few years old. Should you be making violent love to her?

    11. Re:Fortran is # 10 by Jonavin · · Score: 1

      You forgot about FORTRAN .NET

      It's never going to die.

    12. Re:Fortran is # 10 by Jim+Hall · · Score: 1

      From the article: Forty-seven years after IBM unleashed it, Fortran (formula translation), the original "high-level" programming language, would seem to be the infotech equivalent of cuneiform. But it's still widely used, especially in scientific computing.

      And it's scary to think that I could very likely sit down and write FORTRAN code, to this very day. And I learned it lo these many years ago, as my first compiled language. Heck, my first day job (an internship) involved improving on a data analysis program written in FORTRAN-IV. Ugly code, but still easy to manipulate.

    13. Re:Fortran is # 10 by esalathe · · Score: 1
      Basically, Fortran is still used because it's well adapted for the job it's doing.

      This is why fortran will always exist and will always be the primary language used to code big numerical problems like weather models. There isn't anything any language can do, which is important to scientific programing, that fortran does not do as well or better. For, if there were, that feature would be implemented into fortran. It is a very dynamic language that takes advantage of the latest technologies.

      It is because of this very feature of fortran that it appears marginalized. It is not, it is just highly specialized. Previously, the specialty it occupied was all there was in computing. Now, computing has become much more diverse than solving numerical models and other languages have arisen. Thus, the appearance that fortran has faded is an illusion. It is just that other tasks, using a vast array of new languages, have appeared.

    14. Re:Fortran is # 10 by Fireal · · Score: 0

      Wal-Mart's entire inventory system is programmed using FORTRAN. I was actually shocked when I first learned that (by way of a program error, ironically), mostly because I had never used FORTRAN, therefore I didn't know all of its merits.

    15. Re:Fortran is # 10 by TekPolitik · · Score: 1

      I once coded an IP (and UDP) stack in Fortran. Frightening.

    16. Re:Fortran is # 10 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FORTRAN is a disaster area! FORTRAN66 was great when it came out, but FORTRAN was outdated when it was updated in 77, there was an article published in 78 by the guy responsible who said it was a shame that people will carry on using it when there other better languages. It is still in use for two reasons:

      1. "Legacy code" You can't port FORTRAN code to any other language, because it is impossible to work out what is going on!
      Example: CASTEP, a program that uses density functional theory to construct atomic models. Nobody can actually change the code to add new features, because nobody can understand it. People still wanted to update it; they faced a choice between getting a postgrad to study the code for 2 years (estimated time needed to make sense of the code!!) and then that postgrad would be the only person able to make changes, or re-write it completely. The went for a re-write in the end, for a long time it was going to be in C but they caved at the last meeting and decided to write it in FORTRAN.... The fools, they desevre the mess they will inevitably end up with.

      2. Physics lecurers who know FORTRAN and are stuck with it's "legacy code" teach it to the next generation of physicits, causing this outdated language to be perpetuated for 3 decades and beyond...

      FORTRAN is fast, but only by a factor of 2 over C at most. Having comlex numbers buit in is a reason that is often given... honestly, if there was ever a feature that could be easily "tacked on" complex numbers is the easiest to do.

      I'm a theoretical physics masters student, personally i'm taking a stand and point blank refuse to have any contact with FORTRAN, even when it means turning down PhD offers from prestigous universities. The FORTRAN madness has to be stopped! I urge others to take a stand against FORTRAN, and if possible a fire axe to any hardrive with FORTRAN on it (as long as it isn't running a reactor).

    17. Re:Fortran is # 10 by axxackall · · Score: 1
      Let me generalize it: all procedural and imperative programming languages refuse to die.

      I understand that on yearly days computers were weak and translation from functional to procedural form was not trivial task. That's why they tried to keep even so called "high-level" programming languages as close to the machine code as possible.

      But now most of functional programming languages have compilers to produce as-fast-as-C native code, as well as as-fast-as-shell interpreters.

      Now it's unforgivable that dumb and blind managers bite Java marketing catch, and stick to 50 years old type of programming language today called Java.

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    18. Re:Fortran is # 10 by slamb · · Score: 2, Informative
      The reason that Fortran is still popular in the scientific community is that it's pretty well optimised for the kind of tasks that you're likely to be doing. For example, Fortran has complex numbers as a basic data type. It's also simpler than C based languages for working with multidimensional arrays - no need to futz about with arrays of pointers or whatever, just declare a (resizable, if desired) multidimensional array. In general, the builtin functions are designed to work well on parallel architectures, so writing good parallel code isn't (quite) so much hard work.

      The advantages you've listed just aren't that important against C++:

      • Compex numbers aren't built-in, but who cares? C++ classes let you do anything you can do with a primitive type, both as far as optimizations are concerned and syntactically (through operator overloading)
      • Likewise, multidimensional arrays can have all the syntactic sugar you want, through magical things like boost::multi_array.
      • I don't know as much about the parallel stuff, but obviously a lot of thought has gone into doing that kind of thing in C++. Intel also has a compiler that will auto-parallelize C++ (and Fortran), though I've never played with it.

      It's very commonly said that Fortran is faster than any other language. I don't think that's actually true. This article, written back in July '97, talks about a lot of other techniques possible in C++ to close the performance gap and even outperform Fortran. And in the seven years since, C++ compilers have improved greatly, and these techniques have been widely adopted. There are a lot more papers here.

    19. Re:Fortran is # 10 by Pig+Bodine · · Score: 1
      The advantages you've listed just aren't that important against C++:

      What you have successfully argued is that C++ can be extended to have the same features as Fortran. However I suspect most people doing scientific computing still don't want to switch to C++ for the following reasons:

      • Complex numbers and multidimensional arrays may be implementable in C++, but the possibility of getting everyone using the same package like boost::multi_array to do it seems somewhat unlikely. These are things that should be standardized in a language for scientific computing. I also note that the boost::multi_array syntax for specifying subarrays is both longer and less standard than Fortran's Matlab style notation. I would also worry about the optimizability of some of this code unless it was written with optimization in mind.
      • Efficiency. Some of the efficiency difference is inherent in the design of the language. (e.g. array aliasing issues). As the Blitz++ homepage you link to points out, numerical libraries in C++ achieve greater performance by fairly sophisticated methods and a lot of work. As they say on their own page: "The solution may be to move high-level optimizations out of compilers and into libraries. The Blitz++ library demonstrates how this may be done in C++." This sounds like a lot like admitting defeat and giving up on producing a C++ compiler that is any good for optimizing code for scientific computing. In contrast decent Fortran compilers produce very good executables with fairly straightforward coding of algorithms and relatively little extra effort.
      • Modern Fortran compilers will compile all the old libraries. This is very nice. Sure you can call libraries from C++, but with Fortran you never have to worry about whether the matrices are stored row-wise (C++) or column-wise (Fortran). Transposition may sound easy, but having to do it unecessarily isn't exactly going to speed up your code.
      • C++ does not offer a lot of features that are needed for number crunching and are lacking in Fortran. People don't have any incentive to switch. For things that C++ lacks that Fortran has, see the above.
    20. Re:Fortran is # 10 by jstott · · Score: 1
      No need to throw the Fortran libraries away, though, just wrap them in a higher level language. Chances are it'll be fast enough, and it'll almost certainly be a lot easier to use.

      Why bother with a wrapper? I've never seen a Fortran compiler that didn't spit out standard object files. Just call the Fortran code directly. All you have to know is whether your compiler adds underscores before function names (some do, some don't) and that the usual Fortran calling convetion is to pass non-aliased pointers. One simple #include "foo.h" for convenience and you're in business.

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    21. Re:Fortran is # 10 by tcopeland · · Score: 1
      > Just call the Fortran code directly

      Right, assuming you're using C. But it might be easier (if you know Ruby) to use, say, Ruby/DL and then do something like (Win32 API example):
      require 'dl'

      User32 = DL.dlopen("user32")
      Kernel32 = DL.dlopen("kernel32")
      MB_OKCANCEL = 1
      message_box = User32['MessageBoxA', 'ILSSI']
      r,rs = message_box.call(0, 'ok?', 'error', MB_OKCANCEL)
    22. Re:Fortran is # 10 by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      I know I'm probably biting on a troll, but you are wrong on many levels.

      1. I personally have ported many thousands of lines of FORTRAN code (that I did not write) to C++. At the same time I moved it from a Vax to the PC. It was hard work but doable for any good coder. Oh, I also had to learn FORTRAN as I went along.

      2. So having a standard language used in science and engineering across generations that does the job fast and well is a bad thing? Nothing to see here, move along.

      As for your speed comment, a factor of 2 is enormous if you are talking about large, involved scientific calculations on a supercomputing cluster. Time is money when using such beasts.

      If you are willing to shoot yourself in the foot over something as religious as what programming language to use, then you don't even deserve to get your Masters, let alone your PhD.

      I am not a huge fan of FORTRAN (mainly because I had to do so much porting of it!, but as others have pointed out, it does the job that it was designed to do very well.

      (I know, I know, he is probably not even a physics student and is probably just trolling from mom's basement, but I couldn't resist).

    23. Re:Fortran is # 10 by slamb · · Score: 1
      Complex numbers and multidimensional arrays may be implementable in C++, but the possibility of getting everyone using the same package like boost::multi_array to do it seems somewhat unlikely. These are things that should be standardized in a language for scientific computing.

      True to a certain extent, but I find more and more boost code showing up everywhere (in general; not just the math package). It's written by a lot of the same people involved in the C++ standard, and a fair amount of it is on the standards track. boost code gets a lot of review and publicity.

      I think there are only a few serious C++ packages for this sort of work. few != 1, and "few" can grow, but I guess I don't see that as a big problem.

      This is the standard homogeneous vs. heterogeneous argument, and I'm not sure it's one you can conclusively settle.

      I also note that the boost::multi_array syntax for specifying subarrays is both longer and less standard than Fortran's Matlab style notation.

      Certainly; C++ has always been an ugly language.

      "The solution may be to move high-level optimizations out of compilers and into libraries. The Blitz++ library demonstrates how this may be done in C++." This sounds like a lot like admitting defeat and giving up on producing a C++ compiler that is any good for optimizing code for scientific computing. In contrast decent Fortran compilers produce very good executables with fairly straightforward coding of algorithms and relatively little extra effort.

      I guess I just don't care if the effort was put into the library or the compiler, as long as I didn't have to do it. Why should it matter?

      Modern Fortran compilers will compile all the old libraries.

      True. But C++ is better for interacting with the rest of the modern world. There just aren't that many people using Fortran anymore, and C++ continues to grow.

      C++ does not offer a lot of features that are needed for number crunching and are lacking in Fortran. People don't have any incentive to switch.

      I kind of assume it's desirable to switch, because of the advantages in interacting with the rest of the world. I'm afraid I can't come up with a lot of specific advantages; I know much more about C++ than about scientific computing. But in general, I think templates are a killer feature for high-performance computing. They let you do so much with so little code.

    24. Re:Fortran is # 10 by Pig+Bodine · · Score: 1
      I guess I just don't care if the effort was put into the library or the compiler, as long as I didn't have to do it. Why should it matter?

      Well, as a numerical analyst, my point of view is that of the guy who might have to do it. There are a lot of people like me working on algorithms who don't have a lot of interest in using C++ if it means more work to optimize the code. Since avoiding array aliasing for optimization reasons and crunching numbers in multidimensional arrays are of basic importance to scientific computing, I tend to think C++ is an unsuitable language from the ground up, whatever other cool features it might offer. It seems better to me to design a language tailored to scientific computing. That is the direction Fortran has been heading.

      If end users want to use C++, maybe an interface to Fortran libraries like Lapack++ is an answer. But even now when I teach a numerical analysis course, it's always the people who want to use the algorithms for real reasons, the physics grad students, who want to code in Fortran. They want a number or maybe an array as output, they want the code to run fast and they want it to be relatively straightforward to write. Interfacing with other languages is not an issue but interfacing with Fortran libraries is. They aren't writing a GUI interface to a simulation code. (Obviously Fortran would be totally useless for this).

  7. But... by nefele · · Score: 1

    BSD is dead! ;-)

    1. Re:But... by yiantsbro · · Score: 1

      I love watching the BSD arguments. Now, whenever I think of BSD I think of Kenny from SouthPark.

    2. Re:But... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      *BSD wouldn't be dying if *BSD users weren't such arrogant assholes.

  8. Windows NT by Sonic+McTails · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Over half of my school still uses Windows NT, even though they did het hacked a few times. They finnally got a XP site license for the student computers, but the staff ones still use NT

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    1. Re:Windows NT by Reverend528 · · Score: 3, Informative

      A lot of public schools are still using 95.

    2. Re:Windows NT by mike_mgo · · Score: 1

      That's not really what this article is about though. It's one thing to continue using an outdated technology because it is too expensive to upgrade to the current standards (or people are too lazy to perform the upgrade). What the author is saying is that people are still choosing to go out and purchase something that most people whould consider outdated because fulfills a certain role better than newer technology can.

    3. Re:Windows NT by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      I'm still using 95. /I'm important

    4. Re:Windows NT by JacobO · · Score: 1

      It would be pretty damn amusing if using Windows 95 brought about the respect in geeks that something like running a PDP-11 does now.

    5. Re:Windows NT by Mod+Me+God · · Score: 1

      My employer is presently migrating NT to XP (and Groupwise to Outlook, but this is another story) while they take the desktops from P2s to P4s (heh, and the screens from 1x15"CRT to 3x18"TFT!). Functionality-wise we still use the same aps (Office, SyBase clients, various data feeds).

      There was a point but I forgot it! Back to the Budvar I guess!

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    6. Re:Windows NT by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      I can name at least 3 retailers that still support there credit card networks with WinNT 3.51. I can name at least 2 that still use OS/2, and at least 5 that still use DOS 6.0 or below. Windows NT 4 is still offically supported by Microsoft remember, so it doesn't really make it an old technology.

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    7. Re:Windows NT by squiggleslash · · Score: 1
      It's kind of hard to get a PC clone that doesn't come with the latest version of Windows NT these days. Now, of course, Microsoft doesn't market Windows XP as NT, but it certainly is NT, NT 5.1 to be exact.

      Does your school use NT 3.1, NT 3.51, or NT 4? (These are the three where Microsoft just put Windows NT in the name as opposed to "Windows MegaGood: Built with NT Technology" as with subsequent versions...)

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    8. Re:Windows NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If respect is a synonym for pity...

    9. Re:Windows NT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. It would be fucking tragic.

  9. Bruce Sterling link by Reducer2001 · · Score: 1

    It would have been nice if the author of the article had pointed his Bruce Sterling link to Bruce Sterling's article, instead of Google search results.

    Or maybe he's trying to avoid Slashdotting something?

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    1. Re:Bruce Sterling link by johndiii · · Score: 1

      The article requires you to log in as a Technology Review subscriber.

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    2. Re:Bruce Sterling link by Reducer2001 · · Score: 1

      Actually I was refering to the final link in the author's article.

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    3. Re:Bruce Sterling link by erasmus_ · · Score: 4, Informative

      Annoying, wasn't it? Here is the link to the full article that I saw in that Google search though.

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    4. Re:Bruce Sterling link by buffer-overflowed · · Score: 1

      Here ya go Mr. Lazy slashdoter. (No login/subscription needed link)

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    5. Re:Bruce Sterling link by Reducer2001 · · Score: 1

      I don't think I was being lazy. If someone supplies a link to an article, then the article should appear at that link, not an approximation of the article.

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    6. Re:Bruce Sterling link by johndiii · · Score: 1

      You mean the "Bruce Sterling has a short list" link (http://www.google.com/search?q="ten+technologies" +"Bruce+Sterling")? I assumed that the lack of italics meant that it had been added by timothy (or one of the other editors). My point was that if you link to the actual article, you get a login page. The Google search might get you a cached copy, but there appears to be no cache for techreview.com (which I did not notice at the time of my post).

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  10. #10 Cremation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    bitter when burnt, I remember betamax.

  11. Cars... Buildings.... by flewp · · Score: 3, Funny

    Cars with wheels.

    Buildings that need ground to support them.

    So, where are the flying cars and cities on clouds damnit?!

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    1. Re:Cars... Buildings.... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Huh, don't know what your problem is, but I've been cloud castle building all day. Just some hard living in the ivory tower.

  12. And #11 is a tie between.. by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 4, Funny

    SMTP and identd

    1. Re:And #11 is a tie between.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No identd is the clear winner. Interesting you compare a server and a protocol! BTW SMTP is no more outdated than people who can't differentiate between social problems and technological ones.

    2. Re:And #11 is a tie between.. by sik0fewl · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Yeah, SMTP is the first thing that came to my mind, too. I wish we could just get rid of it (and replace it).

      As for identd.. people still use that?

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    3. Re:And #11 is a tie between.. by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Some .mil and .gov websites hit port 113, still. I guess they want to make sure I'm not spoofing my username.. in windows... :)

    4. Re:And #11 is a tie between.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      because a watch is a protocol. no, wait, a server. dipshit.

    5. Re:And #11 is a tie between.. by grasshoppa · · Score: 1

      I have 4 mod points to spend, but I couldn't find the DUMBASS option, so I'm posting in this thread instead.

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    6. Re:And #11 is a tie between.. by TheTomcat · · Score: 1

      IRC servers often check IDENT.

      S

    7. Re:And #11 is a tie between.. by TheTomcat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      there is no widespread replacement for SMTP, which makes the protocol extremely difficult (read: impossible) to deprecate.

      S

    8. Re:And #11 is a tie between.. by PurpleBob · · Score: 1

      And they get completely bogus responses from it. If your client fakes ident responses, you get on; otherwise, they make you wait a minute to connect because you're not l33t enough.

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    9. Re:And #11 is a tie between.. by TheTomcat · · Score: 1

      Agreed.
      I suspect the widespread of IDENT by ircd will stop in the near future, as it's hardly transparent to NAT, and as you said, (almost) all replies are faked, anyway..

      S

    10. Re:And #11 is a tie between.. by prockcore · · Score: 1

      there is no widespread replacement for SMTP, which makes the protocol extremely difficult (read: impossible) to deprecate.

      Ah, but there is, it's called XMPP, and it's available for every platform.

      You may know it as Jabber.

    11. Re:And #11 is a tie between.. by TheTomcat · · Score: 2, Informative

      I said widespread.

      S

  13. quote by trickycamel · · Score: 5, Funny

    My favorite quote from the article:

    "And you needn't worry about your system going obsolete if it already is."

    How true...

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    1. Re:quote by swordboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah... here's an example:

      I'm required to carry my pager for work. I get pages maybe between once and three times a year. I've offered to give up the pager and take calls on my personal cell phone because of this. The pager is freaking old so it eats one AA battery per month. Because I got sick of throwing batteries away (*), I just decided to change the message on my pager.

      If you would like to page me, please call me on my cell phone and let me know so that I can install a new battery in my pager. Thank you.

      (*) I tried to create a battery recycling deal at work but people kept taking the box, thinking that these were good batteries (apparently, people don't know what "recycling" means). I'll probably try again with a better, more idiot-proof wording.

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    2. Re:quote by shepd · · Score: 1

      Problem?

      Because I got sick of throwing batteries away

      Solution.

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    3. Re:quote by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      > (*) I tried to create a battery recycling deal at work but people kept taking the box, thinking that these were good batteries (apparently, people don't know what "recycling" means). I'll probably try again with a better, more idiot-proof wording.

      Sounds like a handy method of disposing batteries to me!

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    4. Re:quote by Frizzle+Fry · · Score: 1
      I tried to create a battery recycling deal at work

      How does one get battery recycling set up?
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      I'd rather be lucky than good.
    5. Re:quote by endoboy · · Score: 1
      How does one get battery recycling set up?

      for alkaline batteries, one doesn't.

      for rechargables, one drops them off at RadioShack

    6. Re:quote by PatrickThomson · · Score: 1

      Umm... rechargeable betteries?

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      I am one of many. My idea is not unique, nor do I expect my voice alone to sway you. I speak in a chorus of opinion.
    7. Re:quote by BeyondALL · · Score: 1

      Move to Norway! We shut down the pager system in 2003 :)

      --
      "If you keep an open mind people will throw a lot of garbage in it."
    8. Re:quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Why would one want to bring a rechargeable battery to RadioShack for recycling? You know that you can just recharge them?

  14. Old-fashioned watches by KewlPC · · Score: 0

    The great thing about analog watches is that if you're ever lost in the wilderness, but your watch still works, you can use it like a compass.

    I don't remember exactly how, but assuming that your watch is set to the correct local time, it'll work. It has something to do with the angle of the hour and minutes hand compared to the sun's distance over the horizon.

    1. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes but analog watches don't come with internet access so you can google on how to switch to compass mode.

    2. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Country_hacker · · Score: 5, Informative

      Point the hour hand in the direction of the sun (Keeping it horizontal of course), and the point between the hour hand and 12 will be South. For you "Below the belt" /.rs (South of the equator ;-) it'll be pointing North.

      Cheers!
      --RjS

      --
      Never give any object more potential energy than you want it to have.
    3. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

      as cool as that may sound, anyone savvy enough to know how to do this is a) not very likely to get lost in the wilderness and b) even less likely to do so without a real compass...

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    4. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Bob(TM) · · Score: 1

      A quick google session shows how:

      Using a watch as a compass.

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    5. Re:Old-fashioned watches by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Or you could just look at the sun, figure out which way is east and west, and by extrapolation figure out north and south. Or is it easier to remember how to turn your watch than which direction the sun rises from?

    6. Re:Old-fashioned watches by jgregs75 · · Score: 1

      Ok James Bond.

    7. Re:Old-fashioned watches by thatnerdguy · · Score: 0

      Damn...learn something new everyday! Perhaps someday this little tidbit of information will be useful...Thank You!

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    8. Re:Old-fashioned watches by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Sure, you can get an approximation by doing that, but the watch method is more accurate (though not as accurate as using a compass).

    9. Re:Old-fashioned watches by balbeir · · Score: 1

      You know, that's what I was taught in primary school also. But that was before they started messing around with daylight saving time. Now I'm just not too sure if it's correct in winter or summer...

    10. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not nesessarily "12"!
      It's "1" if you observe Summer time savings...

    11. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it doesn't even matter if it not set to the right time.
      a) while it's miss set you will always be walk in the same direction.
      b) when it get close to midday you can use a stick and it's shadow to correct the time.

    12. Re:Old-fashioned watches by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      Sure, you can get an approximation by doing that, but the watch method is more accurate (though not as accurate as using a compass).

      How can it be more accurate when all you do is point your watch hand in the approximate direction of the sun? It would be much more accurate to take a stick, plunge it upright in the ground, and use it as a sundial. Draw the east-west line of the sun, then cross it with a perpendicular line. The perpendicular line gives you North/South. Now you have exact angles to use for direction. Whenever you fear you're drifting, just stop, repeat, and correct your course.

      Now, if someone could just tell me the point of knowing north when you're 100% absolutely lost with no idea what is in what direction...

    13. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

      You know, I never realized how connected my sense of direction and the sun's position are until I went to New Zealand. I actually managed to get myself on the wrong coast at one point.

      Fortunately I didn't have any particular schedule or itinerary, so it didn't really matter.

    14. Re:Old-fashioned watches by jd678 · · Score: 1

      Even if you don't know what's about, it's helpfull to know which way is which. Keep walking in the same way, and you'll hit something, sometime. If you have no reference for direction, you'll end up in circles.

    15. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Dahan · · Score: 1
      It would be much more accurate to take a stick, plunge it upright in the ground, and use it as a sundial. Draw the east-west line of the sun

      How do you do that if you don't know what time it is? With a watch, you know what time it is, and also have a convenient conversion of that time into an angle. You can still put a stick in the ground, but you need the watch in any case.

    16. Re:Old-fashioned watches by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      How do you do that if you don't know what time it is?

      Cripes. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. If you know if it's morning or afternoon (not tough) you can look to the direction of the sun. Follow the rest of the instructions from there.

    17. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I live on the equator you insensitive claud!

    18. Re:Old-fashioned watches by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Screw it, I'll bite.

      So you'll accept a minimum 25-30 degree margin of error?

      Unless you're an experienced outdoorsman, with a feel for the time of day (my grandfather used to be able to get +- 5 minutes at any time), your estimate based on morning or afternoon will be at best subject to an error of around 30 degrees, which is why an analog watch is useful.

      OK - knowing what time of year it is, and the height of the sun in the sky, you can maybe cut it down to around 10 degrees error, but with a watch, you're looking at around 60 times the accuracy, which could be important in an area with canyons or long valleys.

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    19. Re:Old-fashioned watches by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      The truely sad thing is that the parent poster lives in Australia.

    20. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Stray7Xi · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yes but its easier to face the hour hand at the direction of your shadow then the sun since it's on the same plane as you. But this also reverses the directions.

      That said there's no reason you can't figure out direction with digital watches, if you already understand how that works. (also many digital watches have compasses in them)

    21. Re:Old-fashioned watches by noda132 · · Score: 1

      During daylight savings you have to use 1, not 12.

      But that's ignoring a bigger problem: the "halfway" point is really halfway when the sun's path is 45 degrees away from you. During summertime you'll have to bias yourself to look closer to the 12, and during wintertime farther from it.

      In fact, the only place where the rule is universally true is the North Pole, since every direction is South. But there's another problem: the trick will only work for half the year.

    22. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Carnildo · · Score: 1

      That said there's no reason you can't figure out direction with digital watches, if you already understand how that works. (also many digital watches have compasses in them)

      Do they have built-in correction for magnetic deviation? The analog watch technique gives you true north.

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    23. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Stray7Xi · · Score: 1

      Do they have built-in correction for magnetic deviation? The analog watch technique gives you true north.
      btw It's magnetic declination.. where I am it's about 15 degrees east. Even if that can't be inputted into compass and I don't account for it... I still don't think analog method would get better accuracy

      The analog gives you true north with a very large error propagation. Errors are introduced by timezones (4 discrete time zones for US), where as the hour hand should move continously across the timezone if you wanted a true north.

      It also introduces error when noon isn't exactly midday, which is quite common, daylight savings time totally screwing it up.

      I'd bet for most places (not high and low longitudes) an accurate magnetic north gives a better estimate to true north then that method for true north through estimating with an analog watch.

      To be honest I've never been in a real situation where I'd need more accuracy then about 30 degrees though. In fact all the trivia I picked up in boy scouts was a waste ;)

    24. Re:Old-fashioned watches by Dahan · · Score: 1
      The sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

      I am failing to see how that would be "much more accurate" than using a watch. Like one of the parent comments said, sure, you can get an approximation that way, but a watch is more accurate. The sun rises in the east and sets in the west. But if it's not rising or setting, it'll be somewhere in between east and west--it's not like the suns sits around due east in the morning and suddenly jumps due west when the clock strikes 12. It's southeast-ish in the morning, due south at noon, and southwest-ish in the afternoon (assuming northern hemisphere).

  15. the 11th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    floppy drive

    1. Re:the 11th by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      well the 8" and the 5.25" are pretty much dead...

      the 3.5" endures because there's no other cheap format to store small files.

      granted, CDRs are starting to be pretty cheap now... but the fact that there's so much space on them makes users feel like they're wasting it if they only store less than 1.45mb of files on them.

      maybe CDRs would replace 3.5" floppies if companies sold mini-CDRs in bulk spindles like regular sized CDRs, and at a cheaper price? All the miniCDR packages I've seen at the store are two to ten times as expensive as a package of the same number of regular size CDRs with jewel cases.

      ridiculous

    2. Re:the 11th by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      What might work would be a 3.5" bay CD-RW that could read/write the 8cm mini-CDs. Bonus points if it also can handle the mini-DVD media.

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  16. Bruce's list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    And Bruce Sterling has a short list of one's he'd like to see go away, too ;)


    Is one of them forced subscriptions to read a single lightweight online article?
    1. Re:Bruce's list? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why cutting and pasting will never die ...

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      TEN TECHNOLOGIES THAT DESERVE TO DIE

      Some technologies are so blatantly obnoxious that the human race would rejoice if they were summarily executed. Humorist and science-fiction writer Bruce Sterling offers some candidates.

      Technologies die rather routinely - seen a covered wagon lately? - but it's rare for them to be singled out and righteously put to death. Some technologies, however, are so blatantly obnoxious that the human race would rejoice if they were obliterated. A wise society would honour its young technical innovators for services rendered in annihilating obsolete technologies that are the dangerous hangovers of previous, less advanced generations. Let me offer some candidates.

      1. Nuclear weapons

      One can make some sound arguments for nuclear power - medical radioisotopes are quite handy, while far-travelling spacecraft can barely function on anything less - but there is no reason for us to go on pretending that we need to fry entire chunks of continents. Not only are nuclear weapons technically clumsy, but they betray a blatant death wish better suited to al Qaeda than a civilisation.

      These days, a well-organised state can deftly obliterate any conceivable target with exquisite GPS accuracy. Conventional "daisy-cutters" and cluster bombs can be scaled up to any size or potency that the military might need. This leaves nuclear bombs with only one ideal function: terrorism. They are excellent weapons for non-governmental predators to deploy against centres of government. They are quite useless for governments to deploy against terrorists. So why are governments still manufacturing these expensive, dangerous, easily stolen objects?

      If all nuclear weapons vanished tomorrow, the world's current military situation would not be affected one whit. The United States would still be military top boss. Yet we'd be much less likely to wake up one morning to find Paris or Washington missing.

      2. The internal-combustion engine

      I have to confess that, as a former denizen of the 20th century, I'll miss the loud, soul-stirring THRAAAAGH of a two-stroke motorcycle. And litre for litre, kilojoule for kilojoule, petrol is truly the queen of liquid fuels. Nevertheless, if you stand inside a closed garage with any internal-combustion engine, it will kill you. That is bad. Even the best such engines emit an eye-watering stink.

      Internal-combustion engines are big and clumsy. They are hard to tune and they waste a lot of effort carrying their own weight. They've got a great incumbent fuelling system built into place, but they need to be replaced by hydrogen and fuel cells, technologies that are simpler, safer and cleaner. If you need really loud, macho engine noises, why not just record them and play them on your car stereo?

      3. Prisons

      It's rather out of style to suggest that people who transgress might be rehabilitated if treated decently. But even if criminals are to be relentlessly punished, removed from the sight of decent people and kept in a giant ghetto, there are better, cheaper and more efficient ways than the ones we have.

      Newfangled electronic-parole monitors and ubiquitous computing offer plenty of opportunities. These certainly needn't be seen as sissified kinds of constraints; they could be just as cruel and unusual as anyone might like.

      Lose your internal visa (formerly known as a "driver's licence") and you soon find that merchants won't take your credit, that aircraft won't transport you, that for all your sunny smiles and good behaviour, you are under heavy constraints. Many airports have become incarceration centres in all but name, plus you can get a drink there and listen to Muzak. So why do we go through these same ritual gestures with the iron bars, uniforms and transport trucks? Technically, it's redundant.

      4. Incandescent light bulbs

      In reality, these sad devices are "heat bulbs". Supposedly a lighting t

  17. Some are, some aren't by plover · · Score: 5, Insightful
    His list has one point I'd argue: typewriters. They'll die with the current crop of older adults that still use them. (I'm 42 and haven't touched one in probably 17 years.) Offices used to keep them around, even after entering "the computer age", but if you walk into any small business now, you'll find the token typewriter stuffed in a closet, no longer even usable.

    Yes, there are some people who use them, but there are fewer and fewer forms to fill out these days that aren't automated.

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    1. Re:Some are, some aren't by mlong · · Score: 1
      Yes, there are some people who use them, but there are fewer and fewer forms to fill out these days that aren't automated.

      And for the few forms you do encounter, its not a big deal to hand write them.

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      //m
    2. Re:Some are, some aren't by stoolpigeon · · Score: 1

      I worked next to the office for the liquor director for Safeway in AZ. He had a typerwriter in his office because he had to have it for the state forms involved in getting/keeping liquor licenses. It was a trip.

      The other place you may see lots of typerwriters is in a high school- where many typing classes still use them.

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    3. Re:Some are, some aren't by Savatte · · Score: 3, Informative

      I use a typewriter almost everyday at work. Typing purchase orders requires a typewriter, since ours are carbon paper based.

      And I find that feeding an envelope or a label into the typewriter is much easier than setting up the printer to print one address. It may not be elegant, but it's simple

      Of course, I can't surf slashdot from a typewriter.

    4. Re:Some are, some aren't by Luther+Pain · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough my college used to provide typewriters to students to fill out forms that weren't automated.

      What did we do? When to the art building scanned the form and then photoshopped in the information. In all it took _much_ less time than using the typewriter.

    5. Re:Some are, some aren't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      "Of course, I can't surf slashdot from a typewriter."

      So you're saying it makes you more productive as well.

    6. Re:Some are, some aren't by Sailsa · · Score: 1

      I work in a law office and although I have never touched a typewriter, they are used all the time here. Different forms, especially those with government seals where we receive the form and just need to fill in the blanks (wills, trusts, etc) and anything with carbon copies is done much more quickly via a typewriter.

    7. Re:Some are, some aren't by Jim_Maryland · · Score: 1

      The cost/speed of printing off multiple copies has come down to the point that carbon copies are getting used less. In the cases where carbon copy forms are still used (mortgage applications, car loans, etc...), the form producers seem to allow for their forms to be used in the impact printers. Typewriters will eventually disappear (just at a very slow rate), especially as people start storing more and more documents in a document retrieval system.

    8. Re:Some are, some aren't by nicky_d · · Score: 4, Funny

      Ha, yeah. I work in a library, and I used to add and replace the spine labels on books. This was done on a large, heavy Olympia typewriter that I came to name 'Oily Pam' (through anagramese). Time came when we invested in a computerised labeller, though we kept Oily Pam on hand for clothbound books, which the computer-created labels weren't great for. Every time a labeller tape ran out, the last few inches of the reel had a striped silver warning design that was still adhesive, and I gradually covered Pam in this half-mirror pattern. But eventually she fell by the wayside entirely, and one day I had to intervene to stop her being thrown in the garbage; now she lives under my desk and my God, I've just noticed this whole story is sounding pretty perverse.

      Anyway, the computer-created labels look dreadfully sterile compared to Pam's output, and I found creating them to be a pretty joyless task - tap tap, click, print, as opposed to the handle-cranking, knob-turning, bell-ringing joy of using Pam. Good lord, that's almost obscene, isn't it? I think I might have a problem here.

    9. Re:Some are, some aren't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I work, the don't even use paper for purchase orders. It's all digital. That's probably saved many millions.

    10. Re:Some are, some aren't by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My wife was doing the books for her dad's small company and had to use a type writer (quickly approaching deadline) to do his W2 up.

      A call around to (no, really) 7 Kinkos produced exactly one type writer.

      It was a POS too.

      Thought that was interesting.

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    11. Re:Some are, some aren't by mike_mgo · · Score: 1
      Funny, we have secretaries typing out forms nearly everyday, and none of them are typing in a dark closet.

      We submit bids, insurance and all sorts of things to the state on pre-printed forms. You're right, in some cases the information could be hand written but it's more professional when typed and more importantly there is much less chance being illegible, with the liability that might result from that.

    12. Re:Some are, some aren't by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      especially those with government seals where we receive the form and just need to fill in the blanks

      For grabbing an existing form and filling it in with non-hand-written text, It is hard to beat a typewriter for the job. I wonder if there is any common software and/or printers for such task? I am thinking that you scan it in, see a copy on the screen, type over the virtual screen copy, and then put the form into a printer to have it printed over.

      A tricky part is alignment. The screen alignment has to match the printing alignment. A flatbed scanner may introduce slight rotations into the image to complicate things, for example. It seems the software and hardware would have to be well coordinated to get the alignment right and an occasional calibration step may need to be taken by the operator. Thus, WYSIWYG typwriters just seem simpler if you are a good typist.

    13. Re:Some are, some aren't by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      did you forget how to write by hand or something?

    14. Re:Some are, some aren't by dragonman97 · · Score: 1

      I just filled in my grad school application on a typewriter - I've got an old Smith-Corona *electric* typewriter in my attic. It works fine, and got the job done quickly. Sure, I could have scanned the thing in, probably set it as a backdrop in a Scribus document, and filled the stuff in, but I don't mind the thing. The only annoying thing would be the lack of a backspace key, which is why one must be even more vigilant about not making typos. The real irony of the application process was that the application itself was PDF, but it wasn't a fill-in form. Perhaps I could have imported it into a piece of software (and I may have a copy of Adobe Acrobat in the software cabinet @ work somewhere that I could have set up for that case), but it just didn't feel like it was worth the effort. I also find some enjoyment in the use of old, functional technology.

    15. Re:Some are, some aren't by jacoby · · Score: 1

      Some 12 years or so ago, I took a creative writing course. For the first assignment, which was two poems, we were to type out our assignment on mimeo paper and he'd run off enough for the class. He gave me two sheets. I went to the school newspaper office, put the sheets in, and discovered that I could not type on a typewriter. I typed every day for journalism classes and for the student paper, plus 2-3 hours a day on email discussion lists, but everything I touched had a working backspace, so there was no problem correcting errors, and this typewriter you couldn't. Especially on mimeo paper.

      I printed my poetry out, took the sheet to the J-School office to make 20 photocopies and left a note at the prof's office, saying I hoped this was OK, but I couldn't do it any other way. Everyone else must've had the same problem, because next assignment, we had to turn in something to be photocopied.

      And that was the last time I used a typewriter.

    16. Re:Some are, some aren't by particle77 · · Score: 1

      While I'd agree that typewriters aren't nearly as common as they used to be, they still have there uses. If I plan to be anywhere without electricity for a period of time a typewriter is much easier to deal with than 5,000 batteries. Besides It just feels wrong to to sitting in a tent in the middle of nowhere with a pc ;).

    17. Re:Some are, some aren't by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      for my only college writing class, we ended up talking about what environment we all wrote in.

      about half the class preferred pencil and paper or typewriters to a computer, whch was quite surprising for a class called "writing in electronic environments"

    18. Re:Some are, some aren't by daeley · · Score: 1

      Besides It just feels wrong to to sitting in a tent in the middle of nowhere with a pc ;).

      Yeah, lemme know when you lug your Selectric III into the middle of Yosemite. I'll be the one in the next tent over annotating that day's digital pictures with my PowerBook. ;)

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    19. Re:Some are, some aren't by belloc · · Score: 1

      Besides It just feels wrong to to sitting in a tent in the middle of nowhere with a pc ;).

      Yes, and sitting in a tent with a typewriter feels perfectly normal.

      Belloc

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      I got more rhymes than Jamaica got Mangoes.
    20. Re:Some are, some aren't by particle77 · · Score: 1

      I'll be the one in the next tent over annotating that day's digital pictures with my PowerBook. ;)

      We'll I have to admit that I havent looked at Powerbooks in awhile, I just recall that a few years ago, trying to go more than a few days without power was problematic. Heck my cell phone needs to be plugged in once a week.

    21. Re:Some are, some aren't by Luther+Pain · · Score: 1

      Well more of you wanted the form to look neat.

      Instead of messy.

      Like handwriting tends to be.

    22. Re:Some are, some aren't by Urox · · Score: 1

      Several medical schools also require typed forms on the original form. It is a lot harder for me to figure out the widths between entries than it was to go out and buy a typewriter to fill them in.

      The average medical school applicant applies to 10-15 schools.

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      "Would you rather have a playstation addicted dork wearing a star wars t-shirt?"
    23. Re:Some are, some aren't by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      His list has one point I'd argue: typewriters. They'll die with the current crop of older adults that still use them. (I'm 42 and haven't touched one in probably 17 years.) Offices used to keep them around, even after entering "the computer age", but if you walk into any small business now, you'll find the token typewriter stuffed in a closet, no longer even usable.

      I disagree. Mind you, though I keep an old Underwood around only as a piece of decor, a lot of offices I visit use them for envelopes and labels. It's a major pain in the ass to do a single label with a printer, and I can't remember the last time I saw anyone try to fit a single envelope into an inkjet or laser printer. What will kill them off is the advent of special-purpose one-off label printers, which I see in increasing numbers in offices. That being said, though, if you poke around the clerical staff areas in many medium to large business, especially in manufacturing and shipping, you will find an IBM Selectric that has been used by more than one person in the last 24 hours.

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    24. Re:Some are, some aren't by fishbowl · · Score: 1

      I still keep a typewriter in my office because it is necessary for certain kinds of forms. Not everybody has moved to webservices, fillable PDF docs, etc.

      A typewriter is handy for things that won't fit in a laser printer also. Sure these are few and far between.

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    25. Re:Some are, some aren't by frostman · · Score: 1

      Actually, as someone who has several manual typewriters, I must point out:

      There are some of us (I'm 33) who genuinely appreciate the aesthetics of typing on a good, smooth, Manual typewriter.

      It's a bit like Super8 film versus video. You don't end up writing nearly as much but often what you write is better.

      That's not for everyone of course, but I like to think that there will "always" (ie, for a very long time) be a small niche of people who love good typewriters and use them from time to time.

      Unlike Super8, you can always re-ink your ribbons or make new ones or whatever.

      I suppose it's possible that nobody will care once nobody first learns to type on real typewriters, but on the other hand most of the people doing Super8 these days did video first.

      (And yes, I have several Super8 cameras as well, though I rarely use them anymore. I would use them a lot if it weren't for the very high film price, but hey, we're a very small market.)

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      This Like That - fun with words!

    26. Re:Some are, some aren't by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Jeez; if you have access to the equipment in the art school, I'd think you'd also have access to calligraphy texts. If not, what sort of crummy art school is it?

      Unless you have a serious neurological disease, legible writing is easily within your abilities.

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    27. Re:Some are, some aren't by jc42 · · Score: 1

      One of the laments I've read from the postal people is that, with the slow death of typewriters, the fraction of mail with handwritten addresses has slowly increased. The mail sorters tend to spit these out, and they have to be hand sorted.

      Yeah, you can print stick-on address labels on many printers. But it's so much faster to just grab a pen that that's what most people do.

      And handwritten envelope addresses are so much more personal ...

      --
      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
    28. Re:Some are, some aren't by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      Except for a few rare uses - for instance, here in NYC, if you apply for a pistol permit, you MUST type it on THEIR formm with NO corrections

      You print something - rejected
      You make a correction - rejected
      etc etc

      BTW One of the questions on the form is, have you ever been denied a permit. Guess what, if they reject your application, you have. Now they deny your permit, because you have been denyed a permit

      Bill of Rights? What's that?

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      -- 73 de KG2V For the Children - RKBA! "You are what you do when it counts" - the Masso
    29. Re:Some are, some aren't by wallingford · · Score: 1
      but there are fewer and fewer forms to fill out these days that aren't automated.

      I just finished applying to college, and I don't know what I would have done w/out my father's old typewriter.

      As long as the electronic apps are so buggy (and believe me, I haven't yet come across one that isn't), there will be a need even for high-schoolers to make neat, consistently legible additions to pre-printed forms.

      Maybe by the time my kids get to this point, things will finally have been straightened out...

    30. Re:Some are, some aren't by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Not quite. I work next to several people in legal, and they all have Selectrics, and use them. I'm guessing that typing onto legal forms is still easier than trying to get your LaserJet to print just in the right form locations.

      --
      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    31. Re:Some are, some aren't by DrHyde · · Score: 1
      a lot of offices I visit use them for envelopes and labels

      I don't think I've even *seen* a typewriter in ten years, outside antique/junk shops. Businesses don't print envelopes, they print the destination' address on wahtever they put in the envelope and it shows through a clear window. Labels for other uses get printed a zillion at a time on printer-friendly sheets.

    32. Re:Some are, some aren't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyway, the computer-created labels look dreadfully sterile compared to Pam's output, and I found creating them to be a pretty joyless task - tap tap, click, print, as opposed to the handle-cranking, knob-turning, bell-ringing joy of using Pam. Good lord, that's almost obscene, isn't it? I think I might have a problem here.

      Obscene? Well what do you expect when your post starts with "I work in a library"?

    33. Re:Some are, some aren't by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1
      Anyone here really romantic for typewriters?

      Having to draft things, then give them to someone and type them ALL OVER AGAIN.

      Modifications require typing it all out again.

      I remember when my dad bought an Amstrad 8256 and it was fantastic at the time. None of the WYSIWYG features of office, but very quick and lean to use and suited writing my college essays.

    34. Re:Some are, some aren't by Chacham · · Score: 1

      but everything I touched had a working backspace

      I just had to recognize this wonderful statement. :)

  18. Snob by moehoward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Watches are jewelry, you techno-elitist snob. That's why people don't "upgrade".

    What next. I should get my wife cubic zirconium because it looks the same as a diamond but is much cheaper because it was made with "technology". I'm just soooo old fashioned.

    --
    "If you want to improve, be content to be thought foolish and stupid." - Epictetus
    1. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      [Insert inevitable slashdot thread about diamonds, africa, DeBeers and Blood Money here]

    2. Re:Snob by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I concur. The fact that analog watches "won't die" is just ignorant of the article's author.

      A good Citizen is ~$1100. Buy it, it will appreciate over time. Thus you own something that you keep for the rest of your life and hand down to your kids. If it breaks, it can be repaired. You can get it appraised and get an insurance policy on it, etc. Many benefits.

      GPS, cell, PDA, and other fancy electronic watches are gadgets more than anything. The quality of materials they are made with make them throw-away items in a few years. Thus, the reason I will not own one. I've got pockets for such devices.

      Geeks, keep this in mind: Women are more likely to notice your watch and your shoes. If you are saying cheap or nerd with these items, it will not matter if you have $500 glasses and a nice jacket. :)

    3. Re:Snob by KanshuShintai · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well, you likely shouldn't buy her diamonds in the first place. No?

    4. Re:Snob by Sabu+mark · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What next. I should get my wife cubic zirconium because it looks the same as a diamond but is much cheaper because it was made with "technology".

      No, you should get your wife another kind of gem, one whose price and supply aren't controlled by the same international monopoly that has brainwashed her into desiring a diamond an order of magnitude over other stones that you can buy without being gouged as much.

      --

      What Would Jesus Do
      (for a Klondike bar)?
    5. Re:Snob by paranode · · Score: 1

      I should get my wife cubic zirconium because it looks the same as a diamond but is much cheaper because it was made with "technology".

      No, you can go ahead and get her a real diamond. They can manufacture them for about $5 per carat. And yes, they are chemically identical.

      Yet people will still pay for "The Real Thing" simply because they are suckers of marketing and social status.

    6. Re:Snob by Mateito · · Score: 1

      I should get my wife cubic zirconium because it looks the same as a diamond but is much cheaper because it was made with "technology".

      A cubic zirconium no, because you can tell the difference. So maybe you should buy her one of these.

    7. Re:Snob by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Redundant

      What next. I should get my wife cubic zirconium because it looks the same as a diamond but is much cheaper because it was made with "technology".

      No, you should do it because you can get more for your money AND avoid supporting an international crime ring.

      Pay the same ammount for the gift (so she doesn't think you cheap), but use the rest of the money for something more. (Bigger rock, more rocks, non-rock gift--it's your wife!)

      You're not being old-fashioned--you're being brainwashed by a criminal syndicate.

    8. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      [Insert inevitable slashdot thread about diamonds, africa, DeBeers and Blood Money here]

      Thank you for stopping that thread before it could begin. Please come by the next SCO story and save us all from the inevitable rehash!

    9. Re:Snob by ever+vigilant · · Score: 1

      So, you're saying you wasted hundreds of dollars on a time-telling device when there are cheaper, more functional devices out there. The only advantage to having a diamond watch is being able to slowly cut glass. Hah, once again I have defeated others with my geeky logic! Bwahaha!!

    10. Re:Snob by justMichael · · Score: 1

      I have had one of these 13 years and counting (yeah, I'm old), nothing more than a few new batteries... Runs like a champ.

      Of course if I had one of these I could mess with my friends by changing the channel on the TV...

      Just because I'm a "nerd" doesn't mean I have to look like a dork, does it?

    11. Re:Snob by AuMatar · · Score: 2, Flamebait

      Yes. You can pay for a $1100 watch, pay for an insurance policy, pay for an appraisal, pay for it to be repaired, and end up having paid out over a thousand dollars for something thats just supposed to tell time.

      Or, you can shell out $10 for a cheapo timex that will tell time just as well, but will break in 3 years. At which time you buy another. Total price over your life of maybe $150.

      Seems like I got a watch that just tells time, and saved $1000. The advantage to the expecsive analogs is what exactly?

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    12. Re:Snob by xorbe · · Score: 1

      Geeks, keep this in mind: Women are more likely to notice your watch and your shoes. If you are saying cheap or nerd with these items, it will not matter if you have $500 glasses and a nice jacket. :)

      Is that really the kind of S.O. you want? Well, nice glasses and nice jacket is ok, but dictating a price point is ludicrous.

    13. Re:Snob by EricWright · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That's why my wife has a 1.5+ ct. sapphire solitare on her engagement ring! It's her favorite stone, it's much larger than a comparably priced diamond, and it's quite the conversation piece. She often gets stopped by total strangers who think her ring is beautiful and unique... which it is, as I picked out the stone and the setting and paid for the jeweler to mount it.

    14. Re:Snob by haystor · · Score: 1

      The problem there is the manufactured ones aren't in enough quantity to make buying them worthwhile. For individual stones, you can probably get mined diamonds cheaper.

      I'd love to be wrong about this. Does anyone know of a place for manufactured diamonds that is considerably cheaper? Any size, any quality suitable for jewelry.

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      t
    15. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Okay this is flame bait.

      Just proves that women are not that smart.
      If I had a choice.

      Diamond - Imperfect, and mined by people in a foreign country under un-fair labor laws. Expensive to boot. Made of Carbon

      Cubic Zirconium - Made by NASA and government for perfect lasers. Each one is perfect, plus weighs three times as much as a normal diamond, so there is three times more flawless carbon diamond mass. Also Made of carbon.

      Now, I don't know why women love things dug out of the ground for this reason you think my wife would love carrots and potatoes. But if science can make something EXACTLY THE SAME with no flaws!!!! Why buy a "diamond" a C.Z is a DIAMOND!!! Its just BETTER!!!!! I mean if its good enough for NASA to shoot lasers out of it, its good enough for me.

      But, my wife has a real one because if she found out it wasn't "real" my ass would be kicked.

    16. Re:Snob by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I got my wife an emarald. I thought it would be great, because it is also her favorate stone.... then I found out they were more than Diamons :-(

      Oh well, she is worth it, and it does look great.

      --
      The more I learn about science, the more my faith in God increases.
    17. Re:Snob by Molz · · Score: 1

      Um, we are geeks, we are in no position to dictate the kind of S.O. we get... We just want to get one period. ;)

      --
      Can I Play With Madness?
    18. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You'll change your tune next time you're trapped in a glass box, mimey.

    19. Re:Snob by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Completely in the other direction, from another person who just wants a watch to tell time -- I use the cheapest one available, and don't care if it's analog or digital so long as it does its single simple job. Such watches cost a couple bucks (25 cents each for some I got with cereal boxtops), last 3-5 years (longer if the battery is replaceable, which most are), and are worth absolutely nothing -- so if one gets lost, damaged, or stolen, no big deal. Over a lifetime, I might spend $50 on watches and replacement batteries, and waste not a moment worrying about whether I've misplaced it.

      I understand the market both for kitchen-sink watches, and watches that are primarily fine jewelry, but I don't have the need or desire for either.

      OTOH, my antique windup Army watch (pre-WW2 -- it has *radium* numbers on the dial), even tho it no longer works reliably, is far too unique to be risking its neck in public. Plus imagine trying to get a radioactive watch through airport security!

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    20. Re:Snob by Molz · · Score: 1
      The advantage to the expecsive analogs is what exactly?

      They look nice? Seriously, the expensive analogs are as much a piece of jewelry as a ring or something similar. They often are of higher build and design quality than watches produced by Timex or whom ever, but the main concern, I would think, of someone having a Movado or Citizen is what it looks like and what it is made of.

      --
      Can I Play With Madness?
    21. Re:Snob by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Everybody who is all "OMG dude why pay that much for a watch?" is missing the point.

      Will you be able to pass your digital watch down to your children? No.

      For everyday use, I've got a cheapo digital watch. But when I have to dress up nicely, I've got a nice analog watch. In a few years, when the digital watch is sitting in a land fill somewhere, my analog watch will still work.

    22. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you paid for the jeweler to mount YOU. Those fuckers would ass-rape their mom for a buck

    23. Re:Snob by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm lucky. My wife prefers amethyst. Though she also likes quite a few diamonds sprinkled in there.

      --
      The only reason we have the rights we have is that people just like us died to gain those rights. -- Cheerio Boy
    24. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, if you buy your wife a diamond, we're gonna kick your ass!

    25. Re:Snob by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      For myself, I don't give a shit what anything I buy looks like, so long as it does its job. If you want to waste that kind of money on somethign as silly as how a watch looks, thats your right, of course. I just find a lot of the sneering at digital watches I find here rather funny.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    26. Re:Snob by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      "She often gets stopped by total strangers who think her ring is beautiful and unique"

      Dude, they are just trying to pick her up!

      --
      In the free world the media isn't government run; the government is media run.
    27. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      No, you should get your wife another kind of gem, one whose price and supply aren't controlled by the same international monopoly that has brainwashed her into desiring a diamond an order of magnitude over other stones that you can buy without being gouged as much.
      Why bother getting any kind of gem if you think price is the only concern. If you subscribe to "ring buying" idea then it's all about bragging rights anyways. If your wife cares about these things then cubic zirconium ain't gonna cut it. If she doesn't you might as well skip the whole ring fiasco and save the money for something else with some actual utility (e.g. a house)...
    28. Re:Snob by radish · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know all those clothes you're wearing? You could just glue together old shopping bags - that way you'll save money, and be waterproof too! So they may tear, but don't worry, just go back to the supermarket and get more bags. Why do people mod their PC cases? All that neon doesn't make it work any better. Why do people put up posters in their apartments? Or paint the walls nice colours? Aesthetics.

      Really - people buy things like watches because they're nice to have. Practicality doesn't have to be the most important factor in a purchase decision, and for the most expensive items people buy (house, car, jewellery) it rarely is.

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      ---- Den ene knappen er powerknapp, den andre er Bender voice knapp "Bite My Shiny Metal Ass"

    29. Re:Snob by Telastyn · · Score: 1

      Such as Moissanite, which is nearly as hard, just as clear, and *more* luminescent all for a fraction of the price?

    30. Re:Snob by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

      an emerald of equivalent quality and size as a diamond is more expensive than a diamond...

    31. Re:Snob by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

      Damnit, my fiance's birthstone is Alexandrite (although some substitute Pearls for June... I was completely unaware that a Pearl was a gem). Diamonds are actually cheaper than Alexandrite, but I refuseed to support DeBeer's manually inflated market either.

      --
      Saying Android is a family of phones is akin to saying Linux is a family of PCs.
    32. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      For myself, I don't give a shit what anything I buy looks like, so long as it does its job

      So, um, do you cut your own hair?

      ;)

    33. Re:Snob by Liselle · · Score: 1
      No, you should get your wife another kind of gem, one whose price and supply aren't controlled by the same international monopoly that has brainwashed her into desiring a diamond an order of magnitude over other stones that you can buy without being gouged as much.
      If you get a call from DeBeers, and they suggest meeting alone on top of a tall building at 4AM: you may want to consider faking your own demise and fleeing the country.
      --
      Auto-reply to ACs: "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."
    34. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Seems like I got a watch that just tells time, and saved $1000.
      >The advantage to the expecsive analogs is what exactly?

      That you don't look like you're the type of unsophisticated, uncultured nerd who settles for a $15 Timex watch.

      Women look at watches. Drop a grand on a watch and you might learn something.

    35. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For myself, I don't give a shit what anything I buy looks like, so long as it does its job.

      Do girls talk to you?

    36. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When your testicles drop, and women start to turn you on, you will soon realize it's not the clothes, but the fine details that makes you attractive to them, some things are about cost savings, others you buy for yourself, to make you happy, if that item happens to be a nice watch, well even dressed like a bum women will see it and think, well the clothes I can fix, the hair I can get redone, he has the watch, he can afford me.

    37. Re:Snob by mikedaisey · · Score: 1


      That's okay--the advantage won't be apparent to folks without taste, a point you make extremely clear with this post.

    38. Re:Snob by warkda+rrior · · Score: 1

      For simplicity, here is link to previous Slashdot threads, as per parent post:
      Previous thread on diamonds, Africa, DeBeers, Blood Money

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      You need to install an RTFM interface.
    39. Re:Snob by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      My first Timex lasted me 10 years - I broke it running over the rim of a quarry while orienteering.

      It was a damn good watch, but I couldn't bear to replace it (I'd saved my pocket money for a year to buy it at the age of 6), so I've now got a 'best' watch (about $1000 worth of Swiss 1930s perfection) and a couple of cheap work watches (throw them away when the batteries run out).

      The Timex cost around $30 new, and was an analog.

      Damn, I miss that watch.

      --
      oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
    40. Re:Snob by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Yes. I suggest using a little charm on them, and bathing. I'm sure either would help your approach.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    41. Re:Snob by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1
      I should get my wife cubic zirconium because it looks the same as a diamond but is much chepaer because it was made with "technology".


      No, actually, if you like diamonds and also your pocketbook you should get your wife a "Russian Brilliant" -- an actual diamond, manufactured in Florida with modified Russian technology (in a molten metal solvent under pressure).

    42. Re:Snob by fitzsimj · · Score: 1

      The advantage to the expecsive analogs is what exactly?

      Gets you laid. Duh.

    43. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You know all those clothes you're wearing? You could just blah blah blah...

      I'm not wearing any clothes. I always slashdot in the nude.

      Sheesh. The assumptions some people make.

    44. Re:Snob by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      no, you should buy CZ because people are murdered and enslaved to mine diamonds

      --
      Snowden and Manning are heroes.
    45. Re:Snob by actor_au · · Score: 1

      Taken from the Dilbert TV show:

      Salesman: Would you like to buy a diamond for your girl?

      Dilbert: Its worth too much for rocks dug out of the ground..

      S: They are Diamonds, they cost so much because they last forever.

      D: No they cost so much because your company runs a monopoly on the rocks they dug out of the ground and have artificially inflated the price.

      S: Okay, you've figured it out, here have two sacks of diamonds and never tell anyone of this conversation again.

      --
      Read Errant Story.
    46. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it's nice to be self-employed, huh?

    47. Re:Snob by Isaac-1 · · Score: 1

      The advantage is when you walk into certain places wearing a $15,000 Rolex Presidential people treat you differently. (sometimes this is good)

    48. Re:Snob by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      Seems like I got a watch that just tells time, and saved $1000. The advantage to the expecsive analogs is what exactly?

      I think the previous poster summed it up. I would rather have a mechanical work of art on my wrist than a silicon gadget. Most of the higher end watches are not priced so high because of the brand-name, but for the materials and difficulty in producing them.

      If you spend $400 on a GPS watch and it breaks, you are SOL if it's not under warranty. There will be no place to buy a replacement crystal lens or case. The only option would to be replacement.

      I'll leave the $15 Casio for people with a Bill Gates sense of style.

    49. Re:Snob by denks · · Score: 1

      Wife? As in....female companion?

      What a novel concept for most /. readers!

      --

      I am Monkey, the Great Sage, equal of heaven!
    50. Re:Snob by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      And I'll enjoy my sense of style, and the $1000 to spend on things that really matter- family, friends, a house, retirement.

      --
      I still have more fans than freaks. WTF is wrong with you people?
    51. Re:Snob by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

      %50 overrated after generating ~15 thread posts. Valid points on both sides of the fence. We have some extra-special moderators today. :-)

    52. Re:Snob by freeweed · · Score: 1

      Pay the same ammount for the gift (so she doesn't think you cheap)

      I found the best of all possible worlds: a woman who doesn't value me based on how much money I'm willing to spend on her. She appreciates a back rub or a well-thought out dinner (I'm the cook in this partnership, btw) much more than some useless trinket whose sole value lies in what others think of it.

      --
      Endless arguments over trivial contradictions in books written by ignorant savages to explain thunder in the dark.
    53. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No..buy her a diamond made with new technology.
      The New Diamond Age Then you can be a geek and keep your wife. They cost less too, much less!!

    54. Re:Snob by Don'tTreadOnMe · · Score: 1


      Seems like I got a watch that just tells time, and saved $1000. The advantage to the expecsive analogs is what exactly?

      Oooooo ! Shiny thing !

    55. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you subscribe to "ring buying" idea then it's all about bragging rights anyways.

      Rings are an ancient part of marriage traditions in many cultures.

    56. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forget about the rock. What I want to know is if I can upgrade my current girlfriend for a newer, improved model with technologically enchanced features.

    57. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Obviously you are either not married or are married to another marxist hippy. Normal girls don't care where the rock comes from, they care about clarity, cut, weight, and they don't want fakes. I'ts like going out and buying a Ford Focus, spending 40K pimping it out and saying it's just as good as the Merceded SLK.

    58. Re:Snob by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you get an estate piece or another type of gem rather than buying a stone with a worth created solely by the advertising of a mining company that uses child labor and questionable business practices, to say the least.

      http://web.amnesty.org/library/Index/engAFR51056 20 00

    59. Re:Snob by juhaz · · Score: 1

      You do know that those "mechanical works of art" are today really "silicon gadgets" with a stepper motor instead of LCD, don't you?

      Wow, what a high-tech finemechanical piece of art indeed.

  19. foxpro by inf0c0m · · Score: 3, Funny

    the company i work for uses foxpro. might as well be writing code in sanskrit

    1. Re:foxpro by smack_attack · · Score: 1

      I fucking hated foxpro. VFP was even worse since I was now able to code for 3 hours just to make a stupid button from some inheritence class using OOP. And don't get me started on "views", whatever the fuck that was supposed to be. That language pissed me off.

    2. Re:foxpro by leifm · · Score: 1

      Didn't MS just put a bullet in FoxPro? I know that doesn't mean it'll go away, but at least there won't be any new versions. I dream of the day that happens to Access.

      --

      "Windows Me offers tremendous reliability and stability improvements..." -- Paul Thurott
    3. Re:foxpro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it took you three hours to create a button, your problem ain't FoxPro pal, it's your tiny brain.

    4. Re:foxpro by inf0c0m · · Score: 1

      they just released foxpro 8 last summer, god i wish they would just can it.

    5. Re:foxpro by leifm · · Score: 1

      This was in the last 6 weeks that I heard you either couldn't buy a license or media from volume contracts anymore, probably license.

      --

      "Windows Me offers tremendous reliability and stability improvements..." -- Paul Thurott
  20. Re:I'll tell you why by FunkSoulBrother · · Score: 1, Funny

    And when was the last time YOU saw a pimp who dressed like a straight man?

  21. One word by Kizzle · · Score: 3, Funny

    Clippy

    1. Re:One word by marauder404 · · Score: 1
      Clippy
      Clippy is not a technology that people continue to use and it is not a technology that was superceded by a superior one. Most people didn't find it useful and they didn't use it; no further attempts have been made at software agents for the desktop ... yet.

      But Clippy does refuse to die.
  22. What about the other values of a tech? by 192939495969798999 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As the owner of a Bulova timepiece, I am insulted that the other values of older technology like a watch are not considered. For example, the artistic merit and fine craftsmanship of my watch are enjoyable to me every time I use the watch. On a shallower note, it's dead sexy. The same conundrum was brought up about photos vs. oil paintings at the beginning of the 20th century -- sure, photos represent a "clear" picture of something, but they in no way diminish the quality and value of an original Rembrandt painting.

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    1. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..enjoyable to me every time I use the watch. On a shallower note, it's dead sexy.

      I'll just skip the obligatory Pulp Fiction quote...

    2. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1
      Not to mention the ability to tell the time at a distance, or under low-visibility situations. Set up an illuminated analog clock, and an illuminated digital clock side by side.

      Kill the lights, take off yourt glasses, and tell me which one is easier to read? Is it 9:38 or 3:33, or 5:55?

      Folks, we didn't NEED indiglo with alanog watches. You could yell the time with any faint light source,

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      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    3. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Same reason I'm keeping a 38 year old car going...

      --
      Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos
    4. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by proj_2501 · · Score: 2, Informative

      the invention of photography allowed art to break away from merely capturing nature. it was no longer interesting to paint the natural world, so painters turned to non-objective art.

    5. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      I'm the owner of a nice (in my opinion, tho still cheap in the scheme of things) bulova watch myself---lately i'm out of the habit of wearing it due to my cellphone telling time, but the timepiece has a unique 'flavor' to it that digital watches can't beat.

      The face of an analog watch is as much a work of art as a casemod or what have you. I have yet to see a digital timepiece that doesn't either A) look like something a 12 year old would wear or B) look like something that should have an Apple sticker on it.

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    6. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      Agreed.

      My 1935 Certina gold cushion watch (case and movement design date back to ca. 1915) has something no digital watch ever could - class.

      None of your ticking second hand either - it's a continuous sweep, and a masterpiece of the watchmaker's art.

      And it's not too hard to remember to wind it up in the morning, is it?

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    7. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by gumbi+west · · Score: 1
      "B) look like something that should have an Apple sticker on it."

      Whatever, Apple doesn't use stickers. An Apple watch would be worth its weight in gold.

    8. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      Same here. 1975 Corvette Stingray. Beautiful Plumage :)

      Before that, I had a 1973 911 Targa.

      I like classic cars. They have fewer redundant revenue generators :)

      -WS

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    9. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by Bugmaster · · Score: 1

      Then your watch isn't technology -- it's art. Art will never die (or so I hope), but it's not covered by the scope of the article.

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    10. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      And no doubt it would cost that much.

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    11. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As the owner of a Bulova timepiece, I am insulted
      Sounds more like the watch owns you.

      I mean, 0wNz0rZ J00!!!1

    12. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Bah, the 911s are too new. I'm taking care of a '65 356 C coupe.

      (bet that targa was fun)

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    13. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1

      The 356 models were very sweet. I have a good friend with a 356 (a 1600 I think) that he is insanely in love with. His wife lets him keep it :)

      However, I found the body roll to be just a bit too much, even though the cockpit is one of the best ever.

      And yes, the targa was a blast :)

      -WS

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    14. Re:What about the other values of a tech? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      None of your ticking second hand either - it's a continuous sweep, and a masterpiece of the watchmaker's art.

      Actually continuous sweep is much easier to do on analog watch than ticking, the latter is what's considered to be a masterpiece of watchmakers art.

  23. Obligatory Adams by Mateito · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

    Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

    This planet has - or rather had - a problem, which was this: most of the people on it were unhappy for pretty much of the time. Many solutions were suggested for this problem, but most of these were largely concerned with the movements of small green pieces of paper, which is odd because on the whole it wasn't the small green pieces of paper that were unhappy.

    And so the problem remained; lots of the people were mean, and most of them were miserable, even the ones with digital watches."

    1. Re:Obligatory Adams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It certainly doesn't get any better than that. We certainly miss you mr Adams.

  24. Kind of obvious but... by nil5 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Some of us forget that "new" is not necessarily "better".

    1. Re:Kind of obvious but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And this human flaw is the source of every purchase of a word processor since MS Word 97.

    2. Re:Kind of obvious but... by jgregs75 · · Score: 1

      This is true, Look at Windows over the past 10 years.

    3. Re:Kind of obvious but... by gidds · · Score: 1

      ...while others forget that 'new' is not necessarily 'worse'. Judge things on merit.

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    4. Re:Kind of obvious but... by charvolant · · Score: 1
      There are two kinds of fool. One says, "This is old, and therefore good." And one says "This is new, and therefore better."

      John Brunner, Shockwave Rider

    5. Re:Kind of obvious but... by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

      Right, and this article would be better named, "10 things that people are judging on merit despite significant pressure not to."

  25. analog watches by ragnar · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I own a decent Hamilton watch and feel a little sheepish that it is powered by a battery since the classic Hamilton watches are known for their wind-up machinery. I'm often on the lookout for a good deal on a wind-up because they are works of art. I use a digital watch for some athletic stuff, but aside from that you can't touch the class of "classic" watch machinery.

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    1. Re:analog watches by Noofus · · Score: 1

      I have a basic Seiko analog watch that I replaced my Digital with a few years ago. I got fed up with digital things in general. My 'athletic' watch is a cheap analog timex thats waterproof, I also take this one with me on vacations so I wont be upset to lose it. And I am looking for a decent 'high end' watch to wear when I need to get dressed up.

      Its functional jewlery really. And in my opinion, the most beautiful things in the world are those that are function, yet look nice at the same time (think Ferrari, Lamborghini, etc or in some ways and to a much lesser extent, Apple products)

    2. Re:Analog Watches by s00p41337h4x0r · · Score: 3, Insightful
      they are elegant and intuitive.

      Intuitive, eh? I guess nobody remembers that segment in second grade where you had to learn to read an analog display. The mental map between "Big hand on 2 and little hand on 6" to 2:30 is non-trivial... I mean, did you catch that that time is actually ten minutes after six? It's the reason why kids start out with digital watches.

      What analog watches do display intuitively is the amount of time between two events, at least for differences less than an hour (or half hour). It would be interesting to make a linear clock, where you could see tiny slivers of five minutes versus chunks of half hours, and ask kids how easy it is to use versus standard round analog or digital displays.

    3. Re:analog watches by southpolesammy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, you could even argue that purely mechanical watches, like your wind-up or my Seiko kinetic watch, is environmentally friendly since there is no need for a battery, and therefore no disposal concerns.

      Of course, I'm not an environmental nut, so I won't argue that -- just making a point.

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    4. Re:analog watches by warpSpeed · · Score: 1
      I also take this one with me on vacations so I wont be upset to lose it.

      What do you need a watch for on vacation? :-)

    5. Re:Analog Watches by DustMagnet · · Score: 1
      The mental map between "Big hand on 2 and little hand on 6" to 2:30 is non-trivial... I mean, did you catch that that time is actually ten minutes after six?

      I guess that's why no one reads analog watches out loud like that.

      Try this: The first digit is dark, the second digit has segments a, b, g, e, and d lit. The double dots are lit. The third digit has segments a, b, g, c, and d lit. The forth digit has segments a, b, c, d, e, and f lit.

      I think you get my point. While I agree that an analog watch is harder to learn to read, your example doesn't show anything.

      Personally, I find analog watches much faster to read. I suspect it has to do with my dyslexia. I always buy "dual" watches, since I like to have an alarm.

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    6. Re:Analog Watches by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      Wearing a digital watch with teleconferencing and web browsing is one of the surest ways to not get laid that I've heard of in a long time.

      I'm responding to your post because I didn't think you were being serious and I didn't want to attack anyone specific. Hopefully, you won't view it as an attack on you.

      I tend to look at the "timepiece" discussion the same way I look at classic cars. There are people who drive old cars because they appreciate the quality of a hand-crafted car. Some of these are people who love the elegant simplicity of these older machines (or in some cases, the complexity of them). Some even drive old cars because a true "sports car" has not been built in 30 years -- they want to get back to these roots. Some think these older cars just have an intangible coolness to them. There are others who drive these cars because of the image. These people think that their classic car will earn them respect and get them laid.

      The latter group, whatever "obselete" material they possess for image reasons, neither deserve to get laid, nor do they deserve any specific respect for simply owning such items.

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      -Turkey

    7. Re:analog watches by BugMaster+ChuckyD · · Score: 1

      I have an American Waltham pocket watch. It is mechanical (I have to wind it every morning.) It keeps fairly good time (looses about a minute in a week) and its over 100 years old. No batteries, no plastic, no mp3 playback, it just tells the time.

    8. Re:Analog Watches by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      kind of like how playing 2 cd's at the same time is much less likely to get you laid than playing two vinyl records at the same time. ;)

    9. Re:analog watches by Gannoc · · Score: 1

      Of course, I'm not an environmental nut, so I won't argue that -- just making a point.

      Isn't it funny how the media has portrayed environmentalists as such nuts that you're terrified to be called one? Its because the corporations that are making the messes are the same ones paying for the media.

      So of course! If you express any concern about the environment you're a left-wing commie wacko.

      (Not that there aren't some left-wing commie wacko environmentalists out there)

    10. Re:Analog Watches by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's fairly trivial to learn how to read an analog watch, at least it was for me. When I was in 2nd grade, the entire class learned it in just a few minutes.

      The teacher's method was probably the reason. She told us to ignore the actual number on the face of the watch when it came to the minutes hand, and just count by fives to it. So when it was at the first tick, we knew it was 5 past the hour. Second tick was 10 past the hour, and so on. The whole thing took about 15 minutes to learn, and by the end of it only the dumb kids still had to count the ticks ("Ok, let's see. It's at 1, 2, 3 ticks, so that's 5, 10, umm, 15 minutes.").

      Or, you could just not be an idiot and realize that when the minutes hand had gone halfway around then the time must be half past the hour.

    11. Re:Analog watches by martyn+s · · Score: 1

      how bout using arithmetic? if it's at 12 seconds and you want to count for 15 seconds just keep counting the heartbeats till you see 27. You don't have to count both duh.

    12. Re:analog watches by coldnight · · Score: 1

      I hadn't thought of that aspect - I too have a Seiko self-winder ( a '5' ) with a great dual-direction brushed face. It weighs enough I have to take it off when I clap at hockey games or it bruises my wrist.

      My wife has a St. Moritz ladies self-winding diver watch which is NEVER off of her wrist. They are wonderfull to watch wind and listen to when the power is out.

      Ironicly, I bought my Seiko on Ebay! :)

    13. Re:Analog Watches by geekoid · · Score: 1

      yes, but it's still a fact that they DO get laid more often. What someone 'deserves' is imaterial.
      When I was single, my goal was to get laid, not determin the philosophical implication of how to determin what one deserve vs. what one can get.

      Of course, I couldn't afford a nice car OR a nice watch then, so the point was moot.

      Some would argue you onle deserve what you can get. How you get it is secondary consideration.

      The only question remain is:
      what do you do to get laid?

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    14. Re:Analog Watches by DakotaSandstone · · Score: 1
      NASA has a jewelry store making analog watches for the Mars Rover mission team. But the watches are Mars Solar Time! Their "day" is 24hrs 39min. Makes since, since the team's schedule is dictated by Mars' rotation, not Earth's.

      Obviously, this would have been much easier in digital (firmware change)! But I think the elegance thing factors in. Don't you know these will make for fantastic antiques!

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    15. Re:Analog Watches by j-turkey · · Score: 1
      The only question remain is:
      what do you do to get laid?

      I just hang out with women and if we're both cool with each other, I just sorta ask. It tends to work.

      The fact is, I tend to avoid having sex with women who would want me because of my watch or car. I think that's just lame.

      yes, but it's still a fact that they DO get laid more often.

      Does it have more to do with the fancy watch, or the fact that it boosts your self-confidence?

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      -Turkey

  26. Analog Watches by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    Analog watches will stay around for exactly the reason mentioned -- they are elegant and intuitive. Sure digital watches can do a lot more, but nobody cares because they look like ass. Wearing a digital watch with teleconferencing and web browsing is one of the surest ways to not get laid that I've heard of in a long time.

  27. KISS - keep it simple stupid by Dethboy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is just like over complicated phones. All I need it to do is keep time. Why does every device have to do 11,274 different things?

    I've had countless digital watches, most are in the garbage. I also have one or two 'analog' watches that I simply wind up and they work. No batteries, no looking for the manual to figure out how to set the time in Tokyo, no calibrating altitude and temp.

    1. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by FePe · · Score: 1
      I agree. A device "should do one thing and do it well." But digital watches can actually be quite helpful if you need a stopwatch or something small little tool like that and you don't have a seperate stopwatch at your disposal.

      I have had both digital and analog watches. What I have learned is that you get used to the two types. When switching between the two, however, some time is needed to "see" the clock in a right way.

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    2. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "It is just like over complicated phones. All I need it to do is keep time. Why does every device have to do 11,274 different things?"

      It wasn't about the number of features, it was about the technology being obsolete. Digital watches are easier to read, more accurate, and have room to do more. Analog watches are mechanical, not so accurate, and are VERY limited in terms of what else can be done with them. From an 'obsolete' point of view, one could argue that analog watches shouldn't be around anymore. There are VERY few situations where analog can beat digital in the watch world.

      That's not a >number of features argument, it's a "the world wouldn't end if analog watches were globally banned." discussion. Digital accommodates just about everybody's needs so Analog can safely die. The only thing really keeping it alive these days is style.

      Don't confuse this article for the KISS article. Though there is some correlation (i.e. why replace the working with something more complex?), these are two different discussions.

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    3. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want your phone to keep time? I just want to make phone calls.

    4. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by Urkki · · Score: 1
      • Digital accommodates just about everybody's needs so Analog can safely die. The only thing really keeping it alive these days is style.

      Not completely true, analog has some clear advantages. Like it's more intuitive, you can for example more easily tell how much time you have until some other time. And it's faster to read, with digital watch you need to read four numbers, while with analog watch you just need to see the position of the two arms. And especially in dark, you can make analog watch to be self-illuminating, while doing it with digital watch eats up power.

      As a every day device to read time from, analog display is IMHO better than digital, even if only slightly. That's why it hasn't died, even though digital has more features.
    5. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by bellings · · Score: 1

      The user interface of analog-display watches is significantly better than the user interface of digital-display watches.

      The user interface of analog-display watches better in two ways. First, the output of analog-display watches is more intuitive (in addition to being better looking). Second, the input (setting the time) of analog-display watches is standardized, and is often significantly simpler than the input to digital-display watches.

      But, I wouldn't mind an analog-display watch with a battery and a little vibrating crystal to tell time, and some mechanical and electrical mechanism that translates the digitally kept time into the analog display.

      Wouldn't it be cool if you could get an electronic watch with an analog display?

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    6. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by .com+b4+.storm · · Score: 1

      It is just like over complicated phones. All I need it to do is keep time

      Yeah, I hate these over complicated devices, too! Why can't my phone just tell time, my watch just play movies, and my camera just record audio?! Is that too much to ask?

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    7. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by red+floyd · · Score: 1

      no looking for the manual to figure out how to set the time in Tokyo

      Bingo! My kid has one of those watches with four unlabelled buttons, and twice a year (at start and end of PDT), I have to look for the manual, or just say "forget it", so I can figure out which unlabelled button does what.

      With an analog, there's no question.

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    8. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by Anonvmous+Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "Like it's more intuitive"

      Not true. You have to learn how to convert the numbers 1 through 12 into fractions of 60. Digital is written almost as simply as it is stated in common dialog.

      "you can for example more easily tell how much time you have until some other time."

      I'll grant you that one. Diver's watches come to mind. It's easy to tell underwater how much air you have left with a properly equipped watch.

      "And it's faster to read, with digital watch you need to read four numbers, while with analog watch you just need to see the position of the two arms."

      Wrong. With a digital watch, you read in 4 numbers and instantly know the time. With an analog watch, you have to do mental arithmetic to figure out exactly what time it is. Even somebody who's really gotten used to an analog watch has to glance at one longer than he or she would with a digital watch.

      "And especially in dark, you can make analog watch to be self-illuminating, while doing it with digital watch eats up power."

      Analog watches require power to luminate as well. Unless you mean glow in the dark, which has to be 'charged' by light in the first place.

      If you're talking about battery efficiency, digital watches last for years before needing a battery replacement. Even if an analog watch lasts longer than that, with years involved, you're reaching a point of diminishing returns. I have a watch taped to my TV right now (band broke) that's on it's original batteries from 1999.

      "As a every day device to read time from, analog display is IMHO better than digital, even if only slightly."

      That's a tough sell for me. Though I agree that recognizing symbols (i.e. reading watch hands) can yield to faster interpretation, I didn't come to that conclusion between analog and digital watches. For the record, though, I don't think analog is stupid or should die. My preferences are just that, my own. I'm not disagreeing with your points to say "analog should die", simply I just don't agree with those particular details. :)

    9. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Not true. You have to learn how to convert the numbers 1 through 12 into fractions of 60. Digital is written almost as simply as it is stated in common dialog."

      I think he meant that the 1-12 numbering was quite useful and intuitive in a lot of senses. For example, when I worked at McDonald's, we had a system for making sure that burgers weren't left in the bin for too long. There were the numbers one through 12. Shelf time was like no greater than 10 minutes. So if you put the number 7 down, then you knew that if the clock was at 35 after or later, then you knew it was time to throw that stuff away and make new stuff.

      Ehh I think I'm missing a step here but hopefully you get the gist of it. Using a clockface to measure relative bearing is also useful. "You gotta bogey on your six!"

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    10. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vacuum Tube Watch:

      http://www.amug.org/~jthomas/watch.html

      and other interesting Nixie tube clock projects.

    11. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by macshit · · Score: 1

      The point, I think, is that `telling the time' usually isn't just knowing the exact hour and minute, it's judging where now is in relation to something.

      An analogue watch shows you this relationship directly for many useful somethings. A digital watch does not, you must think about it for a bit first.

      Morever, a very common task is to repeatedly look at your watch while approaching some deadline, trying to judge how much you've got to hurry. In this sort of situation, watching the gap closing on an analogue dial and getting a feeling for the speed of approach is almost effortless, but the digital watch requires the mental work be repeated each time, with an arguably less useful result (you can't feel the advance).

      If someone asks you `what time is it', of course you're going to be quicker with a digital watch -- it's just reading. But for the real daily tasks people use a watch for, an analogue watch is often a faster and more intuitive tool.

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    12. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I hate it when people bitch about the new phones. Any new phone can do what an old phone does as good or better. A new phone will still let you make a phone call by typing in the numbers and pressing send. A new phone will still display the time while the phone is idle. A new phone will also let you browse the web, send SMS/MMS messages, play games, take pictures, even track your pms. If you dont want to use any of that new fangled scary technolgy, then dont!

    13. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by foggi3 · · Score: 1

      jesus christ
      Undoing moderation to Comment #8184731
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      I thought if I submitted as AC, it wouldnt undo any of my moderations but it did!!

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    14. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by jc42 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Or keep it even simpler - don't wear a watch at all.

      A few months back, I read an article about the recent slow decline in the sale of wrist watches in the US and Europe. It seems that people are one by one realizing that it's now nearly impossible to be out of sight of a clock of some sort, so why wear one?

      Myself, I realized this 5 or 6 years ago. Then a slight rash appeared on my wrist under my current watch, and went away when I didn't wear the watch for a few days. So I simply laid it aside, and I haven't really missed it.

      My computer screens all have the time in a corner. My car has the time display on the radio. In the kitchen, both the microwave and regular stove display the time. Nearly every room in the house has a clock in some gadget. Walking down the street, clocks are everywhere. My cell phone shows the time when it's not being used as a phone, so in the rare instances I can't see a clock, I can reach into my pocket and get one.

      Watches really are pointless now for many of us, except as jewelry.

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    15. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by Urkki · · Score: 1
      • Wrong. With a digital watch, you read in 4 numbers and instantly know the time. With an analog watch, you have to do mental arithmetic to figure out exactly what time it is. Even somebody who's really gotten used to an analog watch has to glance at one longer than he or she would with a digital watch.

      I meant situations where you actually don't ever convert the time to numbers, you just look at what time it is, not the numbers that represent the time. If you have to convert the time to actual numbers (for example to tell it to someone), then it's slower.

      But for just *knowing* the time, the conversion actually goes the other way around, you convert the numbers into actual "internal" idea of current time, an analog concept in your brain. I don't think it's possible for brain to internally understand time as numbers, but if you've learned the concept of time from analog clock as a child, the internal idea of time in your brain probably matches quite well to analog clock (ie a circle, not the 12 hours and 60 minutes thing).

      • Analog watches require power to luminate as well. Unless you mean glow in the dark, which has to be 'charged' by light in the first place.

      Yes, I meant glow in the dark, but more precisely I meant situation where you don't want to press the light button on a digital watch (for example you have big gloves and pressing just one button might be next to impossible or cover the display with your hand). Sure you can have big stay-on light button on the front panel of the digital watch if that's a common situation, but that requires special design and makes an ugly watch.

      But with analog watch you can have the feature built in without any extra constraints. Same thing as with dive computers with integrated digital air gauge, where you have to press a button to turn on light, using them is a (minor) PITA compared to good old self-illuminating analog display. ...but overall, I think we pretty much agree on the subject :-). As for myself, I don't wear a watch at all, digging out my cell phone to check the time when needed is overall less hassle than always wearing a watch.
    16. Re:KISS - keep it simple stupid by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      It seems to me most digital watches nowadays are designed not to last. I bought a citizen eco-drive solar-powered watch, because the ads implied that it would run forever. Ofcourse, only after my purchase did I realise that inside was a rechargeable battery, and that this battery would die pretty quickly. So, after three years (which is considerably less than most non-rechargeable watch batteries last) I had the choice: replace the expensive rechargeable battery, or spend slightly more and get me a different watch.

      I bought a normal battery-powered watch (laks usb memory watch with citizen internals). Sure, the battery won't last forever, but when it dies it'll be easy and cheap to replace.

      Though maybe when the battery in this one runs out I'll just go mechanical. There's something insanely tempting about a watch you can hand down to your grandchildren.

  28. Perl? by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Look at all of the newer technologies today that are:

    1. Easier to read
    2. Easier to code
    3. Object-oriented
    4. Facilitate MVC-type architecture

    With Python, PHP, J2EE, and so forth, why is Perl still around?

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  29. Analog watches obsolete? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Digital watches are dead as... dead. I can't recall seeing one for sale for ages (I live in Finland)
    I use my cellphone as timepiece. Occasionally i use a ten year old analog wristwatch (OK, I've got a digital one as well, got that one twenty one years ago)

    1. Re:Analog watches obsolete? by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      In the US, digital watches are as easy to find as analog (sometimes easier), and there are so damn MANY of them.

  30. analog is our friend. by JohnLi · · Score: 1

    As a musician I believe that tubes will never die. The only thing that solid state and digital amps do well is suck. I use a Marshall JCM2000 DSL100, and i wouldnt have it any other way.

    Along the same lines is 2 inch tape. The article touches on the fact that studios love it, but the reason is the same as why I and lots of others like tubes. They sound alive. You can run a million filters to emulate speakers and amps, but it never has the flaws that make a good natural recording. You need subtle faults or everything sounds sterile. I like pro-tools, but it's way better as an editing platform than a recording platform. Plus, Disk drives have a mean time to failure of what???...18 months or so? We can now remaster analog tapes from the 50s with no problem. Try to get the original tracks for a linkin park session in 50 or 60 years..good luck.

    I also followed the "technologies that didn't manage to hang on" link only to find a highly ranked post speaking negativly of ribbon mics. I just used 2 awesome ribbon mics for a drum session and they sounded so incredible that they are at the top of my list of pro audio gear.

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    1. Re:analog is our friend. by Pope · · Score: 1

      ...sometimes. Queen's master tapes for "Bohemian Rhapsody" are almost transparent from overdubbing the voices a zillion times (and broke a few times when recently used to remaster the album, see the story at Apple.com), no such limitation with ProTools, just add another track and mix in.

      As usual, the true path is to use a mix of analog and digital where appropriate and it makes the most sense.

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    2. Re:analog is our friend. by Noofus · · Score: 1

      I have a side-business designing vacuum tube high end audio equipment. There are enough tube-nuts out there to make this viable. Despite what the measurements say, tubes *SOUND* better than amps made with transistors.

      If it measures good, but sounds bad, it is BAD. If it measures bad but sounds good, you measured the wrong thing. (I forget who said that...an audiophile I know)

    3. Re:analog is our friend. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus, Disk drives have a mean time to failure of what???...18 months or so?

      No, most enterprise scsi drives have MTTF of hundreds of thousands of hours. One of my database servers has an 8-disk raid; it has been running continuously for nearly 4 years of intensive use without a single failure.

      Show me a tape that will last for 4 years of continuous use and then we'll talk longevity.

    4. Re:analog is our friend. by operagost · · Score: 1

      I don't understand who would be against modern ribbon mics. Not only do they sound great, but they are about as tough as condensers (fragility used to be a big concern).

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    5. Re:analog is our friend. by isaac · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Plus, Disk drives have a mean time to failure of what???...18 months or so? We can now remaster analog tapes from the 50s with no problem. Try to get the original tracks for a linkin park session in 50 or 60 years..good luck.

      We can only hope that it's impossible to get the original tracks from a linkin park session in 50 or 60 years. Hell, I'm hoping they're gone already.

      -Isaac

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    6. Re:analog is our friend. by beowulfcluster · · Score: 1

      The only thing that solid state and digital amps do well is suck. I use a Marshall JCM2000 DSL100, and i wouldnt have it any other way.

      I went through all the digital alternatives and gave them an honest try for about a year and a half before coming full circle. Now there's a Vox AC 30 standing where the digital stuff used to be. Glowing tubes and all. There's a DSL 50 on the way also. People might think guitar players seem a bit conservative or old fashioned or whatever when they won't leave their tube amps for digital but it comes down to the fact that the digital modelling simply is not quite there yet. It's close and getting closer all the time but 'almost' is not good enough for many of us. When it IS there I'll be happy to retire the Vox. The convenience of digital is great compared to the tube stuff but convenience doesn't mean anything if the sound is not right.

    7. Re:analog is our friend. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      We can now remaster analog tapes from the 50s with no problem. Try to get the original tracks for a linkin park session in 50 or 60 years..good luck.

      Don't be so sure - I recall reading up on a project where they digitized some original Hendrix recordings. They only got one shot at it, as the tape went in the reader and a fine cloud of magnetic material came out the other side. Digital rocks - you can keep a recording on disk for an indefinite period, as your raid array will die after 10 years, but you can replace it for pennies on the dollar and maintain all the data besides - the message is now separate from the medium.

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    8. Re:analog is our friend. by JohnLi · · Score: 1

      I dont have a cd over 10 years old that still works. Im sure that its partialy due to mishandeling, but if you just let tape sit in its can for 60 years it will sound almost identical as when it was put in the can. Show me a drive that will even operate in 50 years or 10 for that matter. In my ten years of general computer experience I have bought 3 computers and 11 hard drives. I have never bought a drive to gain space..its always to replace a busted one.

      Maybe its me though.

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    9. Re:analog is our friend. by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Try to get the original tracks for a linkin park session in 50 or 60 years..good luck.

      All that requires is a good backup system--the sort of thing the studio Linkin Park worked with should have anyway.

      As for the "natural" sound you like--you're not using a tube for a techincal reason, you're using it for an artistic one.

    10. Re:analog is our friend. by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Totaly agree. Tubes sound good, so do vinyl recordings, digital recording is omly just getting there. I gave up buying music for a long time when the CD came in. You make a very good point about the longevity of early digital recording too. On the other hand digital synthesis has spawned some great music so I still think its had a positive effect overall.

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    11. Re:analog is our friend. by JohnLi · · Score: 1

      Third post on one subject. Thats a record for me..

      Imagine for a minute that the entire cbs library of tapes was a big room full of disk arays. What would it cost to maintain that for 50 years? make sure you include drives that have failed, electrical power, man power, upgrades(as we will no doubt be raving about some other data storage method in the not to distant future)...

      None of this is even taking into accound that tape produces a full sound spectrum. Even awesome pro-tools systems that record at 192k do not reach that goal...

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    12. Re:analog is our friend. by shepd · · Score: 1

      IMHO, The reason most people have problems with modern stereo equipment is simply because most of it is so POORLY set up. It's all set up with the BOSE methodology: No highs, no lows, MUST BE BOSE. Sometimes it's impossible to get a really good sound out of it (The H/K amp I bought just a couple of years ago is like this -- the too expensive piece of crap doesn't even have a contour button! As if I'm going to drive the amp at full volume all day or something!)

      Worse yet, many of today's transistor/fet amps are designed like crap. Even *good* ones are. There is no way a class B amp is going to sound anything like a tube amp.

      However, I think you'll find that if you are to compare a well designed, quailty, EXPENSIVE transistor amp to a tube amp, without looking at which one you're listening to, they'll be indistinguishable (assuming the transistor amp has been EQd to a similar spec as the distorted output of a tube amp).

      Here's a bit more on the subject. And another bit more.

      The one pointless things I do hear from a lot of audiophiles is that a tube amp handles overload better. So what? Most tube amps are going to explode if you draw much more than 50 watts RMS from them. A decent transistor/fet amp can easily supply 100 watts RMS at less than 0.1% THD. Why anyone would want to overload an amp, especially an expensive tube amp, is beyond me (then again, I'm not a musician, perhaps it's a useful characteristic?)

      Most of the problem comes from the fact that a perfect reproduction of sound (usually done with a flat-EQ solid state amp) actually sounds rather crappy to human ears. People enjoy a boost of bass, and sometimes more treble (as long as it isn't crackling). Personally, I saved myself the bother and expense, and just bought myself a good EQ for that crappy H/K amp. Sounds as good as I'll ever want it to.

      I'm not saying that a tube amp's distortion doesn't sound good to YOU, what I'm saying is that if I take a good recording of the output of a tube amp and play it on a flat-EQed solid state stereo, you'd likely be unable to tell the difference.

      >Plus, Disk drives have a mean time to failure of what???...18 months or so?

      Well, I can tell you this. To this day my original C64 diskettes are still in perfect and readable condition. This also includes the ones I chipped to be double sided (even though they weren't supposed to be). Perhaps it depends on what drive and media you use. Storage conditions are also a factor.

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    13. Re:analog is our friend. by actor_au · · Score: 1

      --Try to get the original tracks for a linkin park session in 50 or 60 years..good luck.

      Wasn't that hard, I just got them from the RIAA site a few months ago.

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    14. Re:analog is our friend. by imsabbel · · Score: 1

      One storage server (3-4U in a rack) nowadays can keep more audio than room can keep tapes. Now that room has to be build, and has no use but storing tapes. What will be cheaper? Even if you replace the disc every year and keep dual redundance, you will come cheaper. And dont forget: Progress. after the second disc replacement, you will only need half as many servers for the data than before, because the discs will have become larger.
      While tapes only become worse and worse over time. More so if they are actually accessed, and what is the use if they arent?

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    15. Re:analog is our friend. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      None of this is even taking into accound that tape produces a full sound spectrum. Even awesome pro-tools systems that record at 192k do not reach that goal...

      No they don't - tapes have a limited response range, as do the mikes that feed them. Also, the awesome pro-tools that I've seen record 64 bit samples at 44+ KHz.

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  31. THE POCKET PUSSY WILL NEVER DIE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Just ask my Designing Compilers classmates, sheesh.

  32. Analog watches are better when you're counting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    My mother's a nurse, and she told me once that she MUST have an analog watch with a second hand when counting somebody's pulse. I tried it once, and she's right - you just can't count both pulses and seconds if you're looking at a digital display.

    I think what's happening here is that with the analog watch, you use the "number" part of your brain to count the pulses, while you use the visual part of your brain to see when your 60 seconds is up (by looking for the position of the second hand).

    With a digital seconds readout, you end up using the "number" part of your brain for both tasks, and you get screwed up.

  33. Wires by EyeSavedLatin · · Score: 1

    Wires... when can I have wireless everything? Yes, that's right, I would like wireless electricity too!

    1. Re:Wires by grunt107 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't want to live in your house. Talk about your live feeds!!

    2. Re:Wires by Patrik_AKA_RedX · · Score: 1
      I would like wireless electricity too!
      That's already available in three flavors: batteries, fuel cells and tesla coils.
    3. Re:Wires by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but wired electricity just sounds better.

    4. Re:Wires by coastwalker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In 1933 James Thurber drew a brilliant cartoon "Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible suspicion that electricity was dripping invisibly all over the house". And a drawing of an elderly woman staring up at a chandelier that's missing a light bulb -- and little lightning bolts are falling from it like snow.

      Ive searched for it, cant find it, one of the funniest things I can remember.

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  34. Working link for the Sterling Article? by Filmwatcher888 · · Score: 0

    The one listed is Pay for Play...

    1. Re:Working link for the Sterling Article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      3rd one down, use google's cached version.

  35. Arn't we over this? by TheCarp · · Score: 1

    Are we still so unevolved that we still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea?

    Come on people.

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  36. Under reel-to-reel tape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article mentions laser turntables for vinyl discs.

    Imagine if big companies decided to mass-market those laser turntables and bring the price down to a more manageable level...

    Now THAT would be a good thing for both audiophiles and the RIAA. I think.

  37. The one time... by LinuxOnHal · · Score: 1

    Man, the one time I actually try and read the articles, one costs money and the other is a dead link from another Slashdot article!

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  38. Analog display on a digital watch by crow · · Score: 1

    Digital watches were really trendy when they first appeared, but when you could get one for $5, analog watches came back into fashion. At about that time, I was given a watch that was a digital watch internally, but instead of an lcd, it had motors that moved the arms. It was rather funny changing modes and watching all the hands spin to their new locations.

    The real point here, though, is that form is more important than function when it comes to fashion. Hence, analog watches (and SUVs, and...).

    1. Re:Analog display on a digital watch by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Informative

      Analog guages in a car, as well.. There was a big trend in the late 80s to go with all digital dashes, then all of a sudden the analog guages came back - or LCD reproductions of analog..

      Same reasons you cite. With a quick glance you can tell that you're pushing your engine into the red, or that your temperature getting too high, or you're going wayy fast.. You just see speed, rpm, temperature without having to read it.. Reading engages wholly different parts of your brain and complicates the activity.

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    2. Re:Analog display on a digital watch by clem.dickey · · Score: 1

      Radio Shack currently sells a small digital clock with an analog display.

      The nice thing about an analog display is that 4:19 looks a lot like 4:20, as it should. Conversely, on a digital display 2:32 looks a lot like 3:23, which it should not.

      I quit wearing a watch about 20 years ago. Now I'm holding out for a digital mechanism and analog display, applied as a tattoo.

  39. How primitive! by Toutatis · · Score: 1

    Do you think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

  40. What about chemical photography? by The+I+Shing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    For ten years, now, the media have been saying that any day now chemical photography will just go away. Bloom County, back in the early nineties, had Opus and Milo flushing a 35mm SLR down the toilet lamenting, "Oh, little Nikon, we hardly knew ye." And that was back when you couldn't touch a decent digital camera for under a grand.

    And yet people are still buying 35mm film, shooting pics on it, and having it processed. Those single-use cameras (manufacturers bristle at the word "disposable") are still quite popular.

    I do see more and more people with digital cameras nowadays, naturally, but rumors of the death of chemical photography are greatly exaggerated. University art departments still teach the old-fashioned methods.

    I could go on and on about this forever, but there are other and better posts to read below.

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    1. Re:What about chemical photography? by normal_guy · · Score: 1

      35mm is too new-school. I prefer 6cm x 6cm medium-format prints.

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    2. Re:What about chemical photography? by dead+sun · · Score: 1
      There's a good reason why too. The entry price on an SLR film camera is a little steep, but the entry price on an SLR digital camera is leaps and bounds above that.

      If I recall correctly, Canon just put out a digital SLR that costs less than $1,000. I couldn't find a Nikon for much less than $1,500 when I was shopping for an SLR, so I went film.

      Most of my pictures end up in a digital format, whether taken with my film SLR or my digital point and shoot. A lot of people like to have hard copies of their pictures too though. I'm even getting to enjoying having a photo album, despite my meticulous digital cataloging. When you factor in the cost to print a digital picture, you're hardly paying more per print via film than you are via digital. Actually, I'll have somewhere near 1,000 prints when I've paid as much for film, development and film camera as I would have for just the digital camera.

      Due to the niceties of digital, like reviewing pictures and deleting ones you don't want, instant "development", and large picture capacity without changing media, I'll eventually move to a digital SLR. Hopefully the costs will come down by then. However, I'll be taking my collection of lenses with as well, making the total cost of the body I'm using to take film pictures now a negligible investment for the quality of shots I'm getting until that point.

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    3. Re:What about chemical photography? by The+I+Shing · · Score: 1

      I work in an art gallery, and there are these fairly old but intact 8x10 transparencies of artwork in the files... I think they could be blown up to wall-sized with little loss of clarity. I don't think that would be possible even with the most expensive digital camera going.

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    4. Re:What about chemical photography? by Thud457 · · Score: 1

      Kodak just recently announced that it's getting completely out of the chemical film business. They're reacting to market pressures to go digital.

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    5. Re:What about chemical photography? by CrackedButter · · Score: 1


      So true, i started doing a ND Graphic Design course in the UK which involves a little bit of photography, the teacher wants us to learn the old methods of using chemicals. I love it enough though digital cameras are far easier.
      The lecturer says he will teach us the old ways anyway even if we never need to us them in the real world in our jobs. But I love processing my own film in the dark with the various chemicals and then finding out whether your film has come out. Much better than plugging it into iPhoto and watching it upload. Its that satisfaction that doing it by hand is sometimes the best way. Just like cooking or listening to classical music instead of the latest teen inspired techno pop crap. They even still shoot in black and white film, again it offers something that colour doesn't just like analog watches
      Some of the older ways are unqiue and are a wonderful thing to have when going about in this day and age, I have come to understand this already at the age of 23 and love it.

    6. Re:What about chemical photography? by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      Exactly. I think that chemical photography will never go away completely. Like using vacuum tubes and analog tapes for recording sound, chemical photography will be for the artist who cares more about the feel of their work.

      There's just something about developing the film yourself and then printing the photos by hand that you can't get from sitting in front of a computer and doing it in Photoshop.

    7. Re:What about chemical photography? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And yet people are still buying 35mm film, shooting pics on it, and having it processed. Those single-use cameras (manufacturers bristle at the word "disposable") are still quite popular.

      Speaking as a photography enthusiast, the image quality from a 35mm SLR with decent lenses is far better than anything except the high end ($5,000 plus) digital cameras.

      And if you move to medium format (60 mm) negatives and large format negatives, the image quality of film blows away anything digital.

      That said, what do most people do with photos these days? They send them by email to their friends, or put them on a website. Any cheap digital camera is good enough for a 96 dpi screen.

      The film market is stagnating because the majority of photos don't need the high quality of film.

    8. Re:What about chemical photography? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the problem with negatives bigger than 4x5s is the enlarger...

      the only place I know of that rents darkrooms and has an 8x10 enlarger is Toronto Image Works.

      other than that you have to do contact prints.

      then again, if you have the kind of cash to afford an 8x10 camera, you can probably afford an 8x10 enlarger too... and the poster-size paper you need to print your images...

    9. Re:What about chemical photography? by KewlPC · · Score: 1

      I highly doubt it. The vast majority of movies are still shot on film, and that isn't going to change within then next few years, so Kodak would basically be slitting their own throats by getting out of the film business.

      Considering that Kodak's website says nothing about this, the probability of you being wrong is immense.

    10. Re:What about chemical photography? by shrubya · · Score: 1
      rumors of the death of chemical photography are greatly exaggerated

      The folks who invented the stuff disagree with you.

      Hasn't died yet, but it's coming. Film will be relegated to the fine arts only, next to oil paints and lithographs.
    11. Re:What about chemical photography? by vondo · · Score: 1
      Kodak is getting out of the chemical film *camera* business, a business they were hardly in to begin with. I assume they'll still continue to make disposable camera's too, just not cheap point and shoots.

      35mm film for SLRs and existing point and shoots isn't going anywhere fast. Plus there are movies (as someone else pointed out) and a ton of industry/science/medical applications. Kodak still makes a wide variety of black and white films, so there is no way they'll drop print film any time in the next 25 years.

    12. Re:What about chemical photography? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I think they [transparencies] could be blown up to wall-sized with little loss of clarity. I don't think that would be possible even with the most expensive digital camera going.

      Depends on the source - an 11MP digital with decent optics can match a 35mm film camera.

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    13. Re:What about chemical photography? by tgd · · Score: 1

      No matter what the optics, 11MP is a good amount beyond what nromal color 35mm film is capable of doing.

      11MP is, generally, closer to the smaller medium format sizes, 6x6/6x7/6x9. Drum scans of 35mm film is often done at 4k resolution, so very closely matching the 4064x2704ish resolution of 11 megapixel cameras, but the film itself generally can't hold details that fine.

    14. Re:What about chemical photography? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The probability of you being an ass is also quite immense.

      Kodak has said that they are "speeding up the transition" to digital, and one of their first steps was to slash 15,000 jobs. Most articles headlined this news as "Kodak goes all digital".

      Try a quick google next time.

    15. Re:What about chemical photography? by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

      Hasn't died yet, but it's coming. Film will be relegated to the fine arts only, next to oil paints and lithographs.

      I wouldn't say that oil painting and lithography is dead either.

    16. Re:What about chemical photography? by mph · · Score: 1
      The entry price on an SLR film camera is a little steep, but the entry price on an SLR digital camera is leaps and bounds above that.
      And the entry price on a film SLR is only steep if you're buying new. There are tons of manual-focus SLRs from the 70's and 80's on the used market for next-to-nothing.

      I started in photography with my dad's Canon TLb, a matched-needle manual exposure body. It's in good working order and well-built, but I doubt I could get $50 for it. I have done, IMHO, decent work with it (with good, but also inexpensive lenses). I had the privelege of taking an intermediate photography class at a top-notch photo school, and there were people doing much better work than I was, using even older and less "capable" equipment.

      I just supplemented the TLb with a Canon A-1, which I purchased for $109 from a major vendor with excellent customer service and return policies. The interior, including mirror and viewfinder, are perfectly spotless. This was Canon's most advanced camera at the time it was made.

      These cameras made beautiful pictures. Great photographs made today are not "better" than great photographs made in 1975, or vice-versa. New technologies may make it easier, and improve your success rate, but until I can match the bird pictures Art Morris made with an A-1 fifteen years ago, I can't really blame the camera, can I?

    17. Re:What about chemical photography? by spinkham · · Score: 1

      Yes, they are getting close to matching the resolution, but no where near matching the dynamic range of film yet, especially slide film.

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    18. Re:What about chemical photography? by dead+sun · · Score: 1
      Excellent point. The bodies for older cameras with a few lenses are often going for very little, especially if you check ebay or the like.

      The part that's hitting my wallet and probably the reason that I'm thinking SLR anything is steep in price is the cost of lenses. However, that's one of the reasons that I went with Nikon when I bought. They haven't changed their standard F-mount in god only knows how long, so I can find decades old lenses that will work with my camera (just that I have to manually focus, oh no) and I don't really have to worry about lenses I get today being made obsolete for future camera purchases, including the digital SLR body I intend to get someday.

      You're completely right, the photographs made years and years ago aren't any worse due to a technological reason.

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    19. Re:What about chemical photography? by ttsalo · · Score: 1
      Drum scans of 35mm film is often done at 4k resolution, so very closely matching the 4064x2704ish resolution of 11 megapixel cameras, but the film itself generally can't hold details that fine.

      Well, that's wrong. 4000 dpi resolution scan of 35mm film is around 6k by 4k pixels, i.e. 24 megapixels, not 11. I agree that it's pretty hard to put more detail than that on a 35mm film frame, but 11 mpix can be beat with slow, high-resolution film, quality optics and a good tripod.

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    20. Re:What about chemical photography? by tgd · · Score: 1

      4k scans are not 4000dpi. They're 4096xwhatever.

      Thats why HD transfers are done with 16bit per channel 2k full-frame scans, when you crop the soft edges of the frame, the result image is pretty close to HD's 1920 pixels across.

    21. Re:What about chemical photography? by mph · · Score: 1
      They haven't changed their standard F-mount in god only knows how long, so I can find decades old lenses that will work with my camera (just that I have to manually focus, oh no) and I don't really have to worry about lenses I get today being made obsolete for future camera purchases, including the digital SLR body I intend to get someday.
      That reminds me of another nice thing about old cameras and lenses... they've done most of their depriciating already! So if you decide in a few years that you want faster lenses, or autofocus, or whatever, you won't take much of a hit selling the stuff you bought used.

      It is admirable that Nikon's kept the same mount for so long. (I have heard something about new Nikon lenses not having an aperture ring on the lens, making them incompatible with old bodies, though.) As you may know, Canon completely changed its mount when it went to AF. That means I can't use the new lenses on my MF gear, but the bright side is that there's no demand for the MF lenses by the AF crowd, keeping prices lower for me. Silver linings and all that!

    22. Re:What about chemical photography? by dead+sun · · Score: 1
      Sadly, the bit about the missing aperture ring is true. I got one of Nikon's newer autofocus bodies and the aperture ring is gone from the included autofocus lens. Confused me a little at first. There's a wheel on the body now that can be used to control the aperture of the autofocus lens in manual control or aperture priority (you set aperture, it sets shutter speed) mode. However, the new bodies will still take the older lenses without a problem, except that you can't use autofocus, which isn't that big of a deal. You should know how to manually setup a shot if you have an SLR.

      The other odd thing I found about my camera is that there's no setting for the film speed. It reads the speed off of DX encoded film instead. However, if the film isn't DX encoded it treats it as 100 speed film. Not a big fan of that, though most film does seem to have the DX encoding.

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  41. "Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by JohnGrahamCumming · · Score: 5, Insightful
    As Douglas Adams pointed out:
    Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded yellow sun.

    Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

    The reason watches with moving hands are so successful is that same reason that even in modern glass cockpit aircraft the "old style" mechanical displays are rendered on screen: they are extremely fast and easy to read. The actual guts of the watch are irrelevant (purely mechanical all the way to purely electronic), but the display is the thing you are going to interact with every day.

    And an important aspect of moving hands is that they convey information in their movement: in a cockpit the altimeter can be "read" very quickly to show whether the aircraft is ascending or descending. On a watch I can get an approximate time (it's almost 4:30pm) in a glance. Yet another example is a digital vs. analog scuba diving pressure gauge: the position of the mechanical arm can be understood very fast without worrying about the exact number of PSI left.

    John.

    1. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by 0racle · · Score: 1

      I think the real reason people buy analog watches, and in my case only ever an analog watch, is it is stylish and looks far better then any digital one. I also look at digital watches like velcro for shoes, its wearers are just far too lazy.

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    2. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by jmpoast · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I agree with some of your examples of displays, but I fail to see how the hands of a watch tell time faster than reading the numbers. I can, with a digital display, tell that 4:27 is almost 4:30 just as fast (if not faster) than a display utilizing 'hands'.

      I do prefer the look of the watches with 'hands' however, they just seem fancier and more professional.

    3. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by micromoog · · Score: 1

      I agree . . . analog watches have an entirely different, "intuitive" feel. I find that when I glance at my watch, I know what time it is intuitively, but if someone then asks me what time it is, I have to look again and think a little to put it into words. Funny, that.

    4. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by selderrr · · Score: 3, Informative

      if you like a clock that's quick to read, AND you're a MacOSX user, may i recommend fuzzyclock ?

    5. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by grae · · Score: 1

      Yeah, my watch conveys information in its movement too... It's nice to know that time hasn't started slipping backwards.

      tick.

      tick.

    6. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by CommieLib · · Score: 1

      The analog representation may be superior even in terms of software interface. My company's application needs times selected. Currently we use a digital representation, i.e., 12:35. Obviously, to change the time, you'll need either +/- elements or, even worse, listboxes.

      My thinking with watch hand is that you click once, hours, twice, minutes, done. You lose a little precision, you might get 12:34 rather than 12:35 unless you really pay attention, but that's probably not that important.

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    7. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by kruczkowski · · Score: 1

      You can also use an analog watch as a compass!

      http://www.learn-orienteering.org/old/nocompass1 .h tml

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    8. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by menscher · · Score: 1
      Thanks. Here's another example: analog multimeters. If I'm tracing a circuit, I really don't care the exact resistance between two points, only that it's less than infinity. Similarly with measuring voltages. If there's voltage, that's better than if there isn't. Having to examing a digital one very carefully to see where the decimal point ended up is incredibly slow, as compared to the peripheral vision way I use my analog meters.

      Gonna have fun reading any arguments against this....

    9. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by frodoze · · Score: 5, Insightful

      a watch with hands shows present, past and future time in once glance, if you have to meet someone in 25mins one look at the dial and you can see where the minute hand needs to be in that time, and as you get closer to the meeting time you know without having to think about how much time you have left, with a digital watch it only show the "now" time so you need to add that 25 minutes to what ever time is being shown on the display.

      a few years ago a well know car maker brought out a digital only speedo in some of their models, the following year they went back to a pointer indication or a combination moving scale with digital display, why? because people didn't like the digital only display, when people look at a number, it takes a moment for that number to register in the brain and figure out what it means, with hands it takes less effort to work out the time

      an analogue display is always faster in a glance in this respect

    10. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by CarbonBasedUnit · · Score: 1

      Analog IS faster. Reading digits requires cognitive decoding of symbols which, though subconscious, still takes a fraction of a second. With analog, you just need a glimpse of the hands to know, not the precise minute, but "am I late yet? Oh, good, I have a few minutes". On older industrial machinery and in modern racing cars, you'll see clusters of gauges arranged in such a way that, when all parameters are in their normal ranges, all the indicator needles on all the gauges are vertical. The moment something starts to get out of shape, the off-center needle stands out among all the others. Try that with a bank of a hundred digital readouts.

    11. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by SunBug · · Score: 2, Informative

      Going on the instrument example, this is exactly why sport bikes have analog tachometers even though most have a digital speedometer. I'm able to tell, without even looking, that I'm above 8000 RPM, and that redline (14,500) is coming up real soon now -- about 1/4th of a second WOT in 1st. If I didn't have that hand sweeping through my peripheral vision, I would hit the revlimiter.

      I couln't imagine flying with digital gauges. Most of the stuff I look at while flying doesn't need to be quantified in hard numbers, but more or less whether or not something is changing: if i'm climbing or descending, if i'm deviating from my course, the direction to the next ADF beacon, things like that.

    12. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by jmpoast · · Score: 1

      Again I agree that the uses of analog displays to determine relative measurements is superior to digital for the same purpose.

      In the case of the spedometer. The analog display shows the same thing as the digital would, only you have to look at the number the hand is pointing to instead of merely having the number there. Either way you have to think about the number, only with the analog you have to follow the hand to the number it is pointing to first.

      I would like to see the article about the car incident, where the dealer specifically states that the analog display was easier for the consumers to read.

      For your watch example, however, on a digital watch if someone tells me to meet them in 25 mins I look at my watch, see that its 4:30, and figure I have until 4:55. This takes some addition. With an analog display I have to look at my watch, and judge the distance the hand has to travel to be 25 mins, I don't even have to know the current time. But which takes less time? On the one hand you have to add some numbers, on the other you have to judge distance around a circle. It all comes down to which you are more used to. If you are more used to analog judging the distance is cake, if you are used to digital adding times by number will be easier.

      I think as people get used to one type of display, they get more familiar and comfortable with it. Thus dealing with this display is easier for them because they are used to doing so. If you give them a new display they will not be used to it and will take time to adapt. But Most people dont like change, which one rason why analog is still popular.

      Take a GUI with the scrollbar on the right for example. Once you get used to it, like most people are now, it seems second nature. But when that same person tries to use a GUI with the scrollbar on the left it is awkward, and often takes a moment to make the adjustment every time you want to use it. But if this person uses this application over and over, they will get used to the scroller on the left, and it will become as intuitive as the scroller on the right used to be. It doesn't matter which one is 'better,' its all about what the user/consumer is used to.

    13. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A footnote to the above statement, which I wholeheartedly agree with, is that it is easy to tell when an analog device has failed, whereas electronic malfunctions are not always obvious.

    14. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by dhammabum · · Score: 1

      My wife's mum has dementia and we found one of the early things to go was her ability to read digital clocks. She kept saying she didn't have a clock even though the digital one was right there on her dresser. We finally realised she had lost that ability/memory and got her an analogue.

      She was fine for quite a while, till eventually she lost her understanding of the relationship between the hands - and probably linear time as well....

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    15. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by jratcliffe · · Score: 1

      Actually, the car maker issue is a bit more complex. When Detroit introduced digital speedos in the mid-80s, their assumption was: "Digital is cool and new, so the young people will want these, but the old people will want the analog that to which they've become accustomed."

      In fact, it turned out the other way around. Older folks loved the digital readouts with their big, easy to read numbers. Younger people loved the analog dials with their "sporty" image (think of the needles twitching when you rev the engine). So, we now have digital dashes in Cadillacs and Buicks, and analog dashes in Corvettes and Mustangs.

    16. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by 1029 · · Score: 1

      The reason watches with moving hands are so successful is that same reason that even in modern glass cockpit aircraft the "old style" mechanical displays are rendered on screen: they are extremely fast and easy to read.

      You know, this is so very true, yet I hadn't really thought of it. The same goes for skydiving altimeters. There are a few digital models, but when I bought mine I would only consider analog because it was just so much easier to read. And when you are falling at ~1000ft every 5 seconds a quick glance is all you are going to get. So I can just plan my opening altitude ahead of time and note that position on the altimeter. While in the air I can, with one quick glance, tell if I am near, or even past, that mark and react accordingly. No need to process numbers or figure my rate of descent.

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    17. Re:"Sweep Hand" Watches Rule by Hyler · · Score: 1
      I usually wear a digital watch (with large numbers), because sometimes I need the exact time, down to the second. And the extra functionality with timer and alarm is nice to have. But I also have some analog watches and wall clocks, giving time at a glance ("oh, it's five-ish, time to go home").

      And then there are the dual watches, with both analog and digital readout. Quick glance: "it's five-ish, time to go home". Detailed look: "the event occured at 17:03".

      Same for the approximation you mentioned, for example in a cockpit. Glance at a readout with a needle in the green field; "it is nominal and OK". Look at a readout saying that the fuel pressure is 289.43 kilofeet per stuff and you have to interpret that number; "the manual states that fuel pressure should be between 284.2 and 304.8 kft/stuff".

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  42. Toilet Paper by spun · · Score: 5, Funny

    Bidets are a 19th century innovation, and here we are (in America at least) cleaning our nether regions with paper. How barbaric!

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    1. Re:Toilet Paper by sulli · · Score: 2, Informative
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    2. Re:Toilet Paper by theMerovingian · · Score: 4, Funny


      Bidets? How old school is that? A real technophile uses the three seashells!

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    3. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except it wouldn't go well on some Arabic countries, where it can be interpreted as an anal sex machine.

    4. Re:Toilet Paper by stratjakt · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why do linux zealots interpret everything as an anal sex machine?

      "Hey Leroy whats that you got?"

      "An iPod!"

      "What do ya do with it?"

      "I can fuck myself in the ass with it!"

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    5. Re:Toilet Paper by niko9 · · Score: 4, Funny

      If I eat enough fiber, I generally don't need to use toilet paper.

      Maybe one square for a spot check, that's about it. Decreases you chances of diverticular disease too.

      A smooth poop is a good poop.

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    6. Re:Toilet Paper by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

      My wife has very sensitive skin, so she cleans up after #2 with an aloe-soaked sheet. The same things parents use to clean up when changing diapers. Comfortable and effective, and much less likely to plug up the plumbing than the wad of TP formerly used.

      My skin isn't so tender, but the efficiency is so impressive I'm doing it now, also.

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    7. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what? have you invented an electronic ass wiper?

    8. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      .. but the efficiency is so impressive I'm doing it now, also.

      When you say 'now' you mean like right now like at this precise moment while reading /.? :)

    9. Re:Toilet Paper by doublem · · Score: 1

      Ditto.

      Thye make the "Baby Wipes" in "Adult" packaging now, so you don't ahve a big, smiling cartoon baby grinning at you when cleaning up.

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    10. Re:Toilet Paper by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Most of the rest of the world doesn't eat a Triple Decker Bacon Burrito with Cheese (and a Diet Coke) for lunch every day. Any bidet capable of cleaning up the aftermath of the average American diet would be more powerful than I'd want close to my rear. Heck, I imagine we'd buy Charmin With Oxy-Clean if it were available.

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    11. Re:Toilet Paper by spun · · Score: 1

      Yes. Inspired by your question, here is something I just thought up. I submit it into the public domain. Free of charge to the world, in the interest of cleaner asses everywhere. Maybe the Japanese will like it, they have the most advance toilets in the world. And I'm not putting my real name anywhere near this idea, for fear of having it immortalized in the wrong way. "Honey, the Rightmer broke down again, and it damn near chewed my ass off!" Imagine.

      A wheel in a closed compartment in the back of the toilet bowl, on an extensible arm. It is covered in a material yet to be determined, most likely rubber, with tiny sculpted bumps, slightly dish shaped on the leading edge. There is a small pressure hose attached which cleans and lubricates the wheel as it spins, and a shield to protect against splashback. The wheel spins towards the back, off course. The whole thing is cleaned and sterilized in the compartment between uses.

      What do you think? Could it work?

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    12. Re:Toilet Paper by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      You mean you don't know how to use the three shells?

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    13. Re:Toilet Paper by Gannoc · · Score: 1

      The wheel spins towards the back, off course. The whole thing is cleaned and sterilized in the compartment between uses.

      What do you think? Could it work?


      No, I don't think it would work. I think it would tear off your testicles and spray blood across the wall, floor and ceiling in a wide arc.

    14. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be an engineer. I'm sorry.

    15. Re:Toilet Paper by lycono · · Score: 1

      They're in quicktime, so I can't watch them from my linux box, but I am DYING to see these movies:

      http://washlet.com/seethewashlet.asp#Interactive%2 0Demo

      They're demos of the washlet.

    16. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sorry, what is it with you people? From these comments it looks as if there's a wide misconception about use and purpose of the bidet (and I am not surprised, since they seem to be a rarity in many countries)

      Bidets are not supposed to replace toilet paper, you use them *AFTER* using toilet paper. They are not supposed to work like a hose, or a dishwashing machine! They are rather a simple basin, in which you *wash* your intimate parts after using the toilet paper.

      In some European countries bidets are an essential part of a bathroom (that is the case in Italy and France for sure, I don't know where else) When I first moved out of my country, I was horrified to discover the absence of bidets abroad. My thought was: "Ohhmygod! Do they NOT WASH AFTERWARDS???" Indeed, that seems to be frequently the case.

      Makes you wonder about the idea of hygiene, and civilization, that some people have.

    17. Re:Toilet Paper by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Well those same Arabic countries interpret a woman accidentally showing her bare arm as obscene and worthy of stoning her to death.

      Just because there's a bunch of barbaric, backwards people in the world that don't like something doesn't mean the rest of us should care about their opinions.

    18. Re:Toilet Paper by Tackhead · · Score: 5, Funny
      > They make the "Baby Wipes" in "Adult" packaging now, so you don't ahve a big, smiling cartoon baby grinning at you when cleaning up.

      I always wondered why the fuck there are pictures of babies on toilet paper. Or names likeAngel Soft.

      "Hi! Our toilet paper is soft! In fact, it's so soft that we've named it Angel Soft! Because every time you take a dump, we want you feel like you've just ripped a wing off the back of one of God's celestial servants, so that you could smear your shit all over it!"

      If we ever need more evidence that marketing executives deserve to go to Hell, that seals it.

    19. Re:Toilet Paper by Tadghe · · Score: 1

      lol! Where are my Mod points when I need them damnit!

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    20. Re:Toilet Paper by moosesocks · · Score: 1

      No. Us americans are by no means barbaric when it comes to this sort of thing. No sir!

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    21. Re:Toilet Paper by GQuon · · Score: 1

      What do you think? Could it work?

      As an S&M accessory, sure.

      It could work, but I doubt sharing a full-contact mechanical bum washer would be the most sanitary solution.
      Some japanese toilets allready have water washing, air drying action.

      Have you seen the Discovery documentary "Design on your Loo"? There you see some designers trying to redesign the shape of the toilet. They also go to Japan. The downshot was that the new model would cost too much to produce.

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    22. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm... bacon... in a burrito! Genius! Hire this man as Chief Product Architect! Welcome to Taco Bell!

    23. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I could give these people some good testimonials. "Removes even the most stubborn dingleberries!" "Great for squishy diarrhea!" "No more skidmarks!"

    24. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the U.S., along with many places, they take daily showers which pretty much eliminates the need to wash after a shit.

    25. Re:Toilet Paper by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I had a teacher in high school who came from the remotest part of Arkansas imaginable. He said in his day he used three corncobs. Two red cobs and one white. You used a red one. Then a white one to see if you needed to use the other red one. True story, or was he making it up? I don't know, but my uncle used to keep up a bucket of corncobs in the outhouse.

      Completely off topic: Speaking of outhouses, my great uncle once nailed a whole stack of pages from Life magazine on the outhouse wall. He carefully selected the pages, so that each had a nice picture of Hitler on it.

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    26. Re:Toilet Paper by der_joachim · · Score: 1

      This is by far the most insightful thing I have ever read on /. :-) I salute you, sir.

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    27. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you take a shower after every shit, your US ass is still shitty. Stop thinking the US has the edge in everything, including ass cleaning. Get out.

    28. Re:Toilet Paper by dj245 · · Score: 1
      Indeed, I too have never seen anything funnier on slashdot.

      I nearly shit myself.

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    29. Re:Toilet Paper by dj245 · · Score: 1
      I don't think you'd want Oxy-clean on your butt. The active ingredients in Oxy-clean will eat through human skin in a relatively short time, unless you wash it off with water. So you should wear gloves when cleaning with oxyclean.

      Unless you want to make the hole in your ass bigger, Oxyclean is no good.

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    30. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the UK there's a brand of toilet paper called 'Kitten Soft'. No, really.

      The claws! Ow, ow ow!

    31. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Over here in Belgium there's a brand of toilet paper called "page", which in dutch is what you call the little boy who assists a knight in cleaning and putting on his armor. Pretty darn queer to wipe your ass with that if you ask me.

    32. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I forgot to mention, they used to run advertisements which when translated said "king, emperor, admiral, page is what they all use"

      I never caught onto the gayness of it at the time, but now I find it highly amusing.

    33. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    34. Re:Toilet Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, we all love Michael Moore.

  43. Re:I'll tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you own that much pussy, you don't have to wear levi's.

  44. watches... by YllabianBitPipe · · Score: 1

    Someone should make a digital watch where the face is a little color LCD ... that displays the face of an analog watch. Make it have several different variations that change with a press of a button.

    1. Re:watches... by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      Except it's B&W, have you looked at a MS SPOT watch?

  45. I just to want to have a watch.... by Homology · · Score: 1
    "Compared to today's digital timepieces, old-fashioned, sweep-hand watches are pathetic one-trick ponies. Digital-watch wearers can check temperature, altitude, and the time in Tokyo, play tunes and games, and send messages. Can wristwatch videoconferencing, Web surfing, and tarot readings be far off? But what digital watches can't do, according to sweep-hand proponents, is display the time and context as elegantly and intuitively as an analog model."

    I just to have watch so that I can see the time. Is that too little to ask for?

    1. Re:I just to want to have a watch.... by rjelks · · Score: 1

      I thought everyone used their cellphones to tell time now. Seriously, I can't stand the feel of a wrist watch on my arm, it gets in the way of typing and reading slashdot.

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  46. Analogue Watches? by Czernobog · · Score: 1

    This guy needs to pull his head out of his arse...
    The digital watch wishes it were as useful or stylish as the analogue.

    Some people prefer their watches to tell the time and the time only you know. Maybe the date too.

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    1. Re:Analogue Watches? by Noofus · · Score: 1

      Wasnt there an article posted here a few days ago about cell phones? All I want is a watch that tells me the time (and possibly the date). And a cell phone that lets me call people and store their phone numbers. I dont need a slow color screen. I dont need a camera. I dont need to play games. I dont need to have a bazillion different rings.

      From the response in this thread - doesnt it seem that the author has things a little mixed up? Its the digital watch thats somehow a miricle for having survived :)

    2. Re:Analogue Watches? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some people prefer their watches to tell the time and the time only you know. Maybe the date too.

      In the analog watch world, a function that does something other than tell the time is called "a complication".

      In the software world, we call them "features".

      Is it any wonder why software is so full of bugs?

    3. Re:Analogue Watches? by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      I want mine to show phases of the moon, too.

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  47. Digital Watch by savagedome · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The article makes it sound like analog watch is a bad thing. However, when I look at my watch (analog, of course) I am not really putting any effort to read time. I sort of know that its like 4:20 as I am writing this. It makes it easier too for e.g when I am driving as it doesn't really take my concentration away from the most important thing at that time which is driving.

    However, I've owned a digital watch and it takes *some* effort to *read* the actual time. And even after doing that, I form a mental image of what time it is in terms of analog look.

    Digital watch? No, thanks. I'ma keep my analog. IMHO

    1. Re:Digital Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's 4:20 and you're driving?
      Oh, bone cruise. gotcha.
      happy fishbowling your car!

    2. Re:Digital Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine trying to drive a car with a digital tach!

    3. Re:Digital Watch by edwdig · · Score: 1

      I wore an analog watch through most of elementary school and the first half of high school. When the strap broke, I found it was cheaper to buy a digital watch than to replace the strap, so I've been wearing mostly digital watches since then. Despite that, I find it easier to tell time on a digital watch. Mainly because I've grown up with digital clocks all around me - on the microwave, the vcr, the car radio, computer, etc.

      I rarely think of time as half past four but rather as four thirty. I can usually tell the time rather quickly on an analog watch that actually has all 12 numbers written on it, but if you show me a watch that only has 12, 3, 6, and 9 on it, then I'll have to spend time thinking "is the hand closer to the 12 or the 3?"

      In general, I think digital watches are practical, whereas analog watches are more for show. When I wear a suit, I feel awkward if I wear a digital watch. But in a more casual setting, I'll take a digital watch anyday.

    4. Re:Digital Watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC there was a car manufacturered with a digital tach. Along with the digital readout there was a pseudo-analog display consisting of parallel vertical bars of increasing length that lit up in proportion to how many RPMs the engine was turning.

    5. Re:Digital Watch by Type-R · · Score: 1

      For example the Honda S2000 has *amazing* digital gauges, visible in bright direct daylight, or pitch dark. The spedo is digital, and the tach is a bar graph.

    6. Re:Digital Watch by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      So it's always 12:00 in your world?

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  48. Telling time by ChiralSoftware · · Score: 1
    Analog watches are not about telling time. We all have cellphones, VCRs, microwave ovens, car dashboards and little clocks on our computer screens that tell us the exact time wherever we look. Analog watches are worn for for many reasons, one of which is that a little wheel that oscilates back and fourth five times a second, is powered by wrist movements (in automatic watches) and somehow manages to keep time accurately to within a few seconds per day is an awesome triumph of engineering, something to be admired on its own.

    Create a WAP wireless server now

  49. Money concerns and oddities by Luther+Pain · · Score: 1

    Most of the mentioned bits of technology continue to be in usage because most people don't have the money for the more advanced versions. Radios and pagers are excellent examples of these.

    The more interesting bits are the items that are, in many cases, cheaper in their newer versions. Specifially mainframe computers. I've read report after report citing these as quick targets of replacement by distrubuted networks et al. Yet they keep being both made and purchased.

    Fax continues because people are lazy. Come on! Learn to print out an email and stop expecting your printer to do it for you!

  50. Small benefits by SimplyCosmic · · Score: 3, Informative

    Two things I like about analog timepieces:

    The first is that you can usually make out the time further away, and in poorer lighting conditions, from an analog clock versus a digital.

    The second is that you can use your analog watch as an impromptu compass. In the northern hemisphere, hold the watch flat and point the hour hand towards the sun. Now bisect the angle between the hour hand and the figure 12 (ie. noon) on your watch to give you a North-South line. In the southern hemisphere, hold the watch dial and point the figure 12 (ie. noon) towards the sun. The line that bisects the angle between the hour hand and the figure 12 is the North-South line.

  51. first post !!!!!!!!! by TTL0 · · Score: 1

    Sco Unixware

    (although i think thier web server already died)

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    1. Re:first post !!!!!!!!! by phre4k · · Score: 1

      Sorry about that. This has got to be the latest first post in history. Better luck next time. :)

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  52. Re:I'll tell you why by Jedi+Alec · · Score: 1

    some people are just spending way too much time around pimps...

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  53. For Those Who Won't Read The Article... by reallocate · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...it actually points out why these "old-fashioned" technologies continue to be popular. You wouldn't know that from the /. intro.

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  54. Re:I'll tell you why by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i've seen several pimps with digital watches. They like the built in timer and calculator type.

  55. pagers? by ElGnomo · · Score: 1

    pagers are refusing to die?
    riiiiight....

    1. Re:pagers? by mookid77 · · Score: 1

      Yup, pagers. In some parts of the U.S Cell phones are not the most reliable. Where I live in VT,(the state next to New York)the terrian is not cell friendly. It is also not cost effective for major cell providers to put up transmitters everywhere. They just want to the cover the Interstate, and not many people live on the Interstate.

  56. A re-enactment of a gleam in their eyes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a Ad revenue is down, we've
    a got nothing to write about, uuuh.. well we acould could
    a / and it's a slow news day! / post a fluff top 10 list
    a O Ideas, everyone, NOW! o to Slashdot a again..
    a <|> /|\
    a | \ |
    a /| Anderson, GENIUS! /|

  57. Cathod Ray Tubes should die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Putting a fifty pound, 21-inch cube of leaded glass and plastic on my desk is ridiculous. Flat, thin, flexible big-screen monitors would be the way to go, so you researchers and engineers better get to work.

    1. Re:Cathod Ray Tubes should die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not quite. Have you seen the ugly zooming effects on flat panels that tries to fill a 1024x768 image to 1600x1200 screen? It's a nightmare for photo editing, which requires pixel perfect precisions.

    2. Re:Cathod Ray Tubes should die by Rocky · · Score: 1

      We would, but we've all been laid off.

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    3. Re:Cathod Ray Tubes should die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Moron.

  58. Digital Watches by Ed+Almos · · Score: 1

    Douglas Adams refererences aside I used to wear a digital watch and thought that it was cool, until someone pointed out that whenever we see a digital time display we always visualize the hour and minute hands in our minds before we can read the time.

    I now wear an analogue watch and avoid conversion losses.

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    1. Re:Digital Watches by fenix+down · · Score: 1

      Who the hell does that? Jesus that's freaky. So, I mean, if somebody says it's 5:00 you have to turn that into a little hand at 150 degrees and big hand at 0 degrees before you can figure out that it's time to go home? Christ. Maybe it's just that I was born post-digital watches but when I see 5:00 I just think it's five o'clock. No floating brain-angles for me, thank you.

    2. Re:Digital Watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Some other posters have said that analog watches are quicker/easier/more intuitive. I disagree simply because like an analog clock face, a digital readout is also a human invention. IMO what you learn first will be easier.

    3. Re:Digital Watches by Superfarstucker · · Score: 1

      whatever you use more, IMO. Not necessarily what you learn first. I also agree, it's the opposite for me, when I see an analog face I conevert it to numeric form. I don't need a graphical representation to tell me that 18:00 is 3/4 the way through the day :)

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  60. Slow adoption of technology by shawkin · · Score: 1

    The western diet has yet to reflect the use of refrigeration.

    1. Re:Slow adoption of technology by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      poster wrote:
      The western diet has yet to reflect the use of refrigeration

      Beer. Ice cream. Popsicles. Freezies. Ice cubes.

  61. One country, one tube. by Epyn · · Score: 1

    Yeah I have to agree, sound is much better, off of a record, using tubes etc.
    Regardless, am I just crazy or do most high energy applications still use vacuum tubes primarily because it takes and act of god to malfunction a tube. Those things can overheat until they melt and they'll still run. I think they still use them in the airline industry for the ground-based communication etc. for such a reason.

    1. Re:One country, one tube. by DustMagnet · · Score: 1
      I can't really say if you are crazy or not. Feel free to think I am.

      Audiophiles don't all agree about tubes vs solid state. Some say that tube amps only sound better because they are more expensive than soild state amps. Often they use a different class of design in high end amps. Class A instead of AB I think. These people tell me that high priced solid state amps sound just as good as tube amps in the same price range. My cheap solid state amp receiver just fine to me, so I wouldn't know first hand.

      I work with high power tube amps for RF. For really big power, they are the only thing you can get. They also work better in pulsed systems (like radars), because they do a better job of averaging out the heat load. At least, that's why our RF engineer tell me. I'm the computer guy.

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  62. Some of this is arguable by Usagi_yo · · Score: 1
    Mainframe computer technology dead because of advances in Windows technology? I don't think so. Distrubuted computing just has not fufilled it promises or lived up to expectations.

    Mainframes have adapted and are now partionable and domainable such that one mainframe can be partitioned into many sub-mainframes for different departments or divisions.

    Hardly a dieing technology. Been kinda of robust for the last 40 years or so.

    1. Re:Some of this is arguable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah but MVS & DOS/VSE still suck after 40 years.

  63. Paper SPAM! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think about it, before computers, we have spam in paper form. Despite telemarketing efforts in telephone calls, email, web site, even games, I still receive unrequested mail catalogues in my physical mail boxes.

  64. Some examples:ss by lake2112 · · Score: 1

    1. Gameboy Advance - Built on older hardware, from technology that was available almost 10 years ago. 2. VCRs - Who still actively uses one? 3. PS2 ports

    1. Re:Some examples:ss by actor_au · · Score: 1

      My dad still uses a VCR, he tapes shows on the TV with them because TIVO hasn't been released in Australia yet.
      Not that he would trust TIVO anyway.

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  65. dot matrix printers? by Pzykotic · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh man, those are still in fashion! Just look, you can be a full-fledged MUSICIAN with these things!

    symphony for dot matrix printers

  66. Mainframes... by CaVp · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Those big old machines keep the world running (I mean, if we agree that money moves this fscking world... :P)... I cannot imagine a bank trusting all its data to a cheap PC running XP or whatever... not even a Sun SPARC could handle that volume of data processing....

    1. Re:Mainframes... by spun · · Score: 1

      I agree. I take the position that no matter how fast and cheap computing gets in the foreseeable future, there will be a need for really fast, really big, really reliable computers with lots of IO capability, and they will be expensive. Spooks, banks, big enterprise, universities, and weather forecasters, for instance, will need big iron. And then there will be things we can only imagine now. When PCs are as powerful as mainframes, the mainframes of the day will be routing traffic for cities of millions and running huge immersive VR simulations. AI programs will be handling millions of customer service calls and actually making sense of, say, protein folding and genetic data instead of just crunching the numbers. Then maybe (pure speculation here) when PCs are as powerful as those mainframes of tomorrow, the mainframes of the day will be running quantum teleportation networks and folding space around FTL starships.

      Use a little imagination before you say mainframes have to go.

      Let me quickly address one common argument, the 'Beowulf Cluster' argument. Security is inherently easier in a single large system. Some problems are not easy to make parallel (parallelize? eew.) As a last resort, I can play the semantic game and say a sufficiently large cluster is a mainframe.

      But then the people who really knew what they are talking about would laugh at me, and they are the only ones whose opinion I care about, so here's the thing about mainframes.

      They generally don't use a bus architecture. By having many IO channels and seperate IO procesing systems, they can achieve through-puts that clusters, with their huge IO bottlenecks, can only dream of. Even in the future, there will be problems that have huge IO demands, necessitating something other than a distributed solution.

      In conclusion, mainframes are different than clusters, and in the foreseable future there will be a need for mainframes.

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    2. Re:Mainframes... by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      I agree, saying mainframes are dated technology is the EXACT same thing as saying "computers" are dated technology. None of the people running "Big Iron" now are using s/370, and NONE of them are using machines older 5-10 years (if you think that's dated, ur wrong). In fact, I'd say that Unix would fall victim to that statement before "mainframes", as "mainframes" have at least been evolving exponentially, but since people still label them "mainframes", most people believe they are the same machines that takes punch-cards... (Yeah, yeah, I know, the new machines still take punch cards.. but when's the last time you actually SAW a punch card?!)

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    3. Re:Mainframes... by CommieOverlord · · Score: 1

      What's a Sun SPARC?

      Are you refering to the ancient SPARCStation workstations?

      Perhaps the more modern UltraSparc workstations?

      Or two a SunFire 15K running 106 UltraSparc processors and a couple hundred gigabytes of RAM?

  67. One trick ponies by FattMattP · · Score: 1
    Compared to today's digital timepieces, old-fashioned, sweep-hand watches are pathetic one-trick ponies.
    If all you need your pony to do is one trick (provide accurate time) then what good are all of watches that can check temperature, altitude, and the time in Tokyo, play tunes and games, and send messages to that person who doesn't need them? The answer is nothing. Obviously there's enough people that buy analogue watches for people to keep making them.

    Also a well crafted analogue watch can look far more sophisticated than a glowing piece of plastic jammed with buttons.

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  68. Paper! by Mr.+Neutron · · Score: 1

    Remember when tech experts said that paper was going to disappear, and everything was going to be electronic? With notebooks and PDAs and TabletPCs and so forth, why would we want anything on paper?

    And yet, still, most people will print out and keep a hard copy of anything of length that they want to read or hold on to.

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    1. Re:Paper! by FePe · · Score: 1

      That's because people (myself at least) like to say, "Wow, I have finished 100 pages of this" and actually see the finished pages physically. Electronic books isn't as good as ordinary books at this - they just print "100/340".

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    2. Re:Paper! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If everything else fails, at least the printout will be a backup.

  69. Windows by CaptScarlet22 · · Score: 1

    How about M$ Windows!?!?!?!?


    No wait, windows is not a technology, it's a cheap nockoff!!!

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  70. Multipart Impacts by fm6 · · Score: 1
    OK, educate us. Why can't you just print the same form multiple times? Googling gives me lots of references to tamper-proofing, but not enough context to understand what this means.

    One thing I found really irritating about the MIT article: the author's assumption that "impact" is just a fancy name for "dot matrix". Apparently it's never occured to him that printers can use type elements, just like typewriters.

    1. Re:Multipart Impacts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Why can't you just print the same form multiple times?"

      Speed? Dot matrix printers can print fast.

    2. Re:Multipart Impacts by karnal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Well, on the multi-part forms I've used, there's usually spaces for a customer to sign (think - car repair forms at most major dealerships.) Using the same impact during signing (pressure), you get multiple copies, one for the dealership, one for records, and one for the customer, all with the same signature.

      I'd hate to have to sign for work multiple times...

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    3. Re:Multipart Impacts by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For many processes, the multipart form is preferred because at certain steps along the way, one sheet is ripped off while the rest proceed along. If you printed multiple copies on a laserjet instead, you'd have to collate and staple (or do something else) to keep the appropriate copies together - hardly an efficient alternative...

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    4. Re:Multipart Impacts by grub · · Score: 4, Insightful


      If you have numbered multipart forms then this ensures that the sheets of paper you sign/ship/mail are part of the original multipart form and not a reprint.

      Many places want original paperwork, you can't guarantee it with a laser. Dot matrix is still a darn useful technology.

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    5. Re:Multipart Impacts by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Why can't you just print the same form multiple times

      Signed forms.

      If the form needs to be signed (what doesn't, nowadays?) it's considered rude to ask for 4 separate signatures from one person for a simple form.

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    6. Re:Multipart Impacts by tntguy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Never bought a house, have you?

    7. Re:Multipart Impacts by pyser · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The original impact printer

      Actually hooked one of these up to my Trash-80.

    8. Re:Multipart Impacts by NetFu · · Score: 1

      Answer: Lotus Notes (or some groupware alternative)

      Between laserprinters, online (local replicas or server replicas) forms, and workgroup communication, we've completely eliminated multipart NCR forms in our company (300+ people). With a good, secure groupware solution (we use Lotus Notes), a digital signature is just as good as a physical signature.

      One downside of NCR forms is how toxic they are -- once your company gets to a large enough size, you want to recycle them like other paper, but you can't. It gets very costly.

    9. Re:Multipart Impacts by Suppafly · · Score: 1

      Why can't you just print the same form multiple times?

      Generally because of legal requirements and because they can add a printer more easily than they can rewrite 50 year old cobol.

    10. Re:Multipart Impacts by nicolas.e · · Score: 1

      Most (or all) high-end lasers have stappling modules, so that's hardly an issue.

      As was said before, the only issue is having to sign multiple times.

    11. Re:Multipart Impacts by oooooops · · Score: 1

      Lotus notes - shouldn't that be another one of those 10 technologies that refuses to die?

      while the idea is good the client side is horrendous

    12. Re:Multipart Impacts by fm6 · · Score: 1
      Thanks for a very cool link. But that's a Model 15. Doesn't that mean there were 14 more impact printers preceding it?

      For good and ill, the Teletype is still with us. Look at the keyboard in front of you. The Escape, Control, Backspace and Delete keys are all holderovers from the Teletype, where their usage was radicially different from what it is now.

    13. Re:Multipart Impacts by SuDZ · · Score: 1

      But doesn't that ruin the "Every slashdotter lives in his Moms basement" jokes?

      SuDZ

    14. Re:Multipart Impacts by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Between laserprinters, online (local replicas or server replicas) forms, and workgroup communication, we've completely eliminated multipart NCR forms in our company (300+ people). With a good, secure groupware solution (we use Lotus Notes), a digital signature is just as good as a physical signature.

      That sounds great, but my company has only myself and business partner working there. Anything that requires signing either goes outside the company, or is incoming to the company (customer signed forms, for example). There are no internal items that require signing (what would be the point?)

      AFAIK, there's no cost-effective digital signature solution to a good chained pen stuck to the front desk.

      >once your company gets to a large enough size, you want to recycle them like other paper, but you can't

      Interesting. Perhaps you live in an area that is more picky about recycling than I do. When I was working "for the man", we threw forms in the trash and recycling all the time without complaints either way. Perhaps we were just making someone's job difficult without knowing it, though.

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    15. Re:Multipart Impacts by pyser · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I guess it wasn't really the original impact printer (this page shows them back to the Model 10) but the Model 15 was widely used on early microcomputers as an i/o device.

      Archaic as it is, the 5-level Baudot code is still very much in use by Amateur Radio operators worldwide. Now we use computers and sound cards instead of klanky old TTYs and TD units with the crossed-pulse oscilloscopes.

    16. Re:Multipart Impacts by Bigman · · Score: 1

      Back in 1979/80 I had a Commodore Pet 2001 that I hooked up to a GE Terminet 300 Belt printer that my dad picked up from work (they where going to dump it!!). Of course the Pet had no RS232 interface, but I managed to figure out how to hook up the PET's user port to the serial interface using a transistor and a few other components. Then I programmed a routine to send characters out to it.. It worked fine for listings etc. At 30 whole characters a second!!! Taught me a whole lot about programming in assembler, interacting with real-world devices etc. The next summer I bought a paper tape punch mechanism, built another interface and got that working too. God I wish I still had the time to tinker with hardware now, and that it was not so complex these days 'cos my brain can't cope :o)

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    17. Re:Multipart Impacts by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      4? More like 400. I swear my closing docs where a good inch thick. :)

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    18. Re:Multipart Impacts by sketerpot · · Score: 1

      Those jokes deserve to die.

    19. Re:Multipart Impacts by Moofie · · Score: 1

      What is original about something that comes out of a different kind of printer?

      Seems like you could number laser printer copies just as easily.

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    20. Re:Multipart Impacts by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      I always went out of my way to throw any tyvek envelopes I encountered into the recycling. It's best to hide the tyvek deep inside othe paper, i.e. slip it inside a folded newspaper.

      Tyvek really really fucks up a recycling operation. It doesn't shred well, and it's completely insoluble in the toxic chemical mess they use to do their 'green' recycling.

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    21. Re:Multipart Impacts by eddie+can+read · · Score: 1

      I'd hate to have to sign for work multiple times...

      Of course many places have you sign an electronic input device, and the resulting signed document can be printed as many times as you like.

    22. Re:Multipart Impacts by fm6 · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Well, microcomputers appeared in the mid 70s, and by then the most common teleprinter was the Modell 33 Teletype. These were pretty much the standard console for non-IBM computers. (IBM, of course, used telecom versions of their own electric typewriters.) In fact, the Model 33 seems to have been the choice for most of the non-mainframes even before the microprocessor turned computing on its economic head.

      According to this article, the first practical teleprinter was patented in 1910.

    23. Re:Multipart Impacts by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      You did this because you're a psychopath, right? You have to be a psychopath... There's no reason to fuck up a recycling operation "just because". No gain. Clearly you're insane.

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    24. Re:Multipart Impacts by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      As was said before, the only issue is having to sign multiple times.

      The article cited speed and cost of operations as well. Now, I realize that you can get the speed of dot matrix from thermal transfer and direct thermal, but you don't get anywhere near the low cost. I mean, you can go down to goodwill and get a friggin' dot matrix printer, buy a ribbon for $2, and get paper from your dad. No way is laser anywhere near that cheap to operate. :)

      (Yeah, yeah, big companies, or any companies for that matter, don't acquire their computer hardware and supplies in the fashion I stated

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    25. Re:Multipart Impacts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pre-printed, numbered multipart forms. I worked at a few places where one went to accounting for storage, another to record storage, one to the customer, etc.

      Electronic forms have made most of that obsolete but there's still call for original forms.

    26. Re:Multipart Impacts by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      It's been clearly identified that recyling operations concentrate hazardous materials in ways that no other kinds of operations do.

      Recycling creates superfund sites.

      Plus, recycling is a swindling operation by the packaging industry. The sustainable alternative is to put things like soda and milk (and even Peanut Butter) in cleanable refillable containers. 'Recycling' promotes the myth that it's okay to drink soda out of disposable aluminum/plastic containers rather than returnable bottles. It's, to put it bluntly, a load of bullshit in many instances.

      We're all psychopaths. At least by the definition you use. We all do things for 'political' reasons that have 'no gain.' Why didn't you just call me a 'communist' or a 'terrorist' while you were at it?

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    27. Re:Multipart Impacts by MechaStreisand · · Score: 1

      When you explain it that way, it does make more sense. Reading what you said, I thought that perhaps you were doing it for the sheer joy of causing trouble for others, but it seems that that isn't the case.

      My apologies for calling you a psychopath.

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    28. Re:Multipart Impacts by rsadelle · · Score: 1

      Sometimes you're mandated to use multipart forms. Example: Cover sheets for Treatment Authorization Requests sent to Medi-Cal have to be printed out onto the multipart form paper they send us. We print them on our dot matrix printer, they get signed in our office, sent to Medi-Cal where they're signed by the Medi-Cal folks, and then one copy is sent back to us for the chart. If we didn't have a dot matrix printer, we'd have to write the forms out by hand, making more work for the people who would have to write them and for the people who would have to sign the same form three times instead of just once.

  71. Oh by cubicledrone · · Score: 1

    They just had to add one computer language, didn't they? Why not add a couple of text editors too?

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    1. Re:Oh by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      Because the vi people would be heart broken.

      *watches his karma go down*

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  72. VHS by SimplyCosmic · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'm actually somewhat surprised to see VHS not being listed. Despite large chains like Circuit City and Best Buy having gotten out of VHS sales, people still refuse to upgrade even to a $40 WalMart DVD player. These same people will complain to any employee at a store that sells or rents DVDs about how they don't have enough VHS tapes, but won't even consider the idea that times have moved on from the format.

    1. Re:VHS by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      This is because DVD's cost twice as much as VHS tapes (and a dvd recorder is nearer $200 than $40).

      We are told that the price of DVD's are higher because of added content, if thats the case I wonder why you cant buy them at VHS prices without the added "content"....

      Time doesnt "move on from the format" easily when you can see that you are being ripped off.

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    2. Re:VHS by Deanasc · · Score: 1

      I can't set the DVD player to record the Simpsons and I don't have a land line telephone so I can't get Tivo. The VHS tape is my only savior. And your average WalMart shopper doesn't want to pay $10 a month for the service when Tivo doesn't come with Cheers 'n' Jeers and a crossword like in The TV Guide. That's why Videotape won't die for a long time to come.

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    3. Re:VHS by Bustbang · · Score: 1

      The D-VHS format is far superior in video quality than DVD.

    4. Re:VHS by Don'tTreadOnMe · · Score: 1


      I recently upgraded to a DVD player, because, yes, I am really cheap, but I have discovered that the local "video" rental shops' DVD selection is far less expansive than their VHS selection. I mean, our Blockbuster and the competing local shops don't even have Repo Man on DVD !

      What's up with that???

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    5. Re:VHS by MightyYar · · Score: 1
      I, too, only just entered the DVD owning ranks. My problem was that I bought a really nice stereo circa 1998 and it only had a 5.1 input. Well, DVD players with a built-in decoder have - until recently - been quite a bit more expensive. However, I just bought one that was only at like an $8 premium, so what the hell.

      However, now that I own one, some comments:

      • Rental stores still have a better back catalog in VHS than in DVD.
      • The rentals are more expensive... wtf? These things MUST be more durable for the rental store, and they are less bulky - how can they expect us to pay more? Well, I don't. Since my TV is only a 25" model, I can't really see the difference.
      • Which brings me to my next beef: They have a stupid macrovision thing on some disks, which prevents me from playing the video through the video in on my VCR. Ugh. So now I have to buy a modulator for my aging TV. I could upgrade the TV, but that seems asinine to me. I had planned on waiting to upgrade my 8-year-"old" TV - I don't want another analog model and the HDTV models are still too expensive and not standardized enough yet. Give me a break! Macrovision??? If I'm a pirate, don't I have a cheap circumvention device??? I might buy one just to spite them.
      • The picture quality is not that much better. It's a 25" TV... 'nuff said. Overall, the picture is a little clearer, and I don't get the "occasional bad tape problem" when renting DVDs.
      • The sound is noticably nicer (to my ear). My stereo is good and did pro logic nicely, but you really can hear the extra channels make a difference when watching most movies. The quality of the audio is not really an improvement - hi-fi VHS was already as good as my ear can discern.
      • DVD multi-angle porn is the true killer app. Why didn't I hear about this sooner? Little camera photo comes up on the screen - press the remote, and BAM, you can shift from whatever awful angle they currently have showing. Cool.
      • The zoom function is handy-dandy for looking at the credits after the movie.
      • No more rewinding!!! Yea!
      So, that's my DVD experience thus far...
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    6. Re:VHS by hawkfish · · Score: 1

      In 20 years or so of renting videotapes, I have never needed to return a VHS tape in the middle of viewing because it would not play any further. This has already happened to me twice with DVDs from the Hollywood Video down the street. And I believe that my total DVD rental count is about 20 for a 10% failure rate. And even if a VHS tape did die on me, a few minutes with a razor blade and some scotch tape world put me back in business.

      Plus it remains to be seen how long these DVDs will last. Wired had this hillarious chart a few years back comparing media lifetimes, and there was this strong trend correlating life with how old the format was. Cuniform tablets were waaay ahead. I have a set of DVDs of a 1960s TV series (Thunderbirds!) that I am considering transferring to another media to make sure they last longer than a few years.

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  73. One they missed, one they wiffed by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I have a technology they missed (granted, it is somewhat specialized), and one I feel they incorrectly marked.

    The one they missed is IEEE-488 (a.k.a. GPIB) - a control bus used in instrument control. 1 Mbyte/sec (unless you used a bastardized protocol), 30 units maximum, length limits, interface cards that cost US$500 or more, yet customers are STILL asking for GPIB over USB or Ethernet.

    The one they wiffed on is vacuum tubes. Sorry, but when it comes to making high power RF amplifiers tubes are hard to beat - it is a great deal easier to use a vacuum tube running at 3000V to make a kilowatt of RF than a transistor at 30V - and when you get up to microwaves (2GHz and up) tubes are kings. True, when a (sic)audiophile(cough) claims tubes are better for low power audio.... Well, as a coworker of mine says, "I don't argue with wheelbarrows - I push them."

    1. Re:One they missed, one they wiffed by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      True, when a (sic)audiophile(cough) claims tubes are better for low power audio.... Well, as a coworker of mine says, "I don't argue with wheelbarrows - I push them."

      Yet, if you play guitar through a solid state amp, then a tube amp, you will notice the difference easily. Not that one is inherantly better than the other, just different sounds.

      Though i guess you may not have included musicians in the audiophiles group. rightly so maybe.

    2. Re:One they missed, one they wiffed by wowbagger · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A tube amp distorts the signal. As a tube amp is overloaded, it goes into compression - an N percent change in the signal starts to yield an N/2 percent compression (actually it is a logarithmic ratio).

      Solid state amps are pretty much linear (N percent in is N percent out) right up to the limit, then they STOP DEAD - what is known as clipping.

      Now, to the human ear clipping is VERY objectionable, while compression is not.

      So, when you are deliberately compressing a signal (to simulate sustain on a guitar, for example), you want the amp to compress the signal, not clip it (unless you are trying to fuzz the signal).

      However, when you are PLAYING BACK a recording, you want the amp to represent the signal exactly - you don't want compression, you don't want clipping, you want "a stright wire with gain".

  74. digital watches by oohp · · Score: 1

    I don't like digital watches. I'll use an analog watch as long as it's going to be around. I just take a peek at it and have a graphical representation of time. It's just like a pie chart if you wish. Hm, Douglas Adams didn't have very good opinion about digital watches as well:

    "Orbiting this at a distance of roughly ninety-two million miles is an utterly insignificant little blue green planet whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea."

  75. Analog watch by jbarr · · Score: 1

    I am the owner of a combination analog and digital watch. I find that the analog part is truely invaluable because with a simple glance, I can get a "mental picture" of say, time left until an appintment, etc. I don't have to do any "mental math" to figure out a time span. Just "seeing" the analog representation is far more effective for me than a digital counterpart.

    On the other side, however, the digital part is used for alarms, and dates--analog versions of these would be simply too cumbersome on a small, watch face.

    --
    My mom always said, "Jim, you're 1 in a million." Given the current population, there are 7000 of me. God help us all!
  76. Artists Perspective by pararox · · Score: 1

    One concept that seems to be lost on many people in the technology field was reinforced repeatedly by my mom in earlier years: "A true artist is able to determine when to stop." She herself was an artist.

    Many tech people have tremendous hubris, and feel there is always something that can be improved upon. But is this actually the case?

    I'd be inclined to say there are many projects out there which are truly done. The VSFTP daemon comes to mind. Development is hardly anything anymore, because the application does what is should securely and functionally; it's also lightweight and well coded.

    That software is done, and it truly is wonderful. This same thing applies to wristwatches. While newfangled doodads tacked onto every angle of a product is very much in vogue amongst humans, it's certainly not the best way to make a useful item.

  77. Watch by Councilor+Hart · · Score: 1

    It's a WATCH.
    It tells TIME
    You use a phone to make a call.
    You use a watch to tell time.
    You use a TV to see television.
    You don't use a watch to listen to the radio or to see porn or...
    ...
    Oh...

  78. Gasoline Engine by GuyinVA · · Score: 1

    This is one I'd like to see us get past. It's the most in-efficient way to get around. I can't wait for teleportation...

  79. Moot points by Animaether · · Score: 1
    Digital-watch wearers can check temperature, altitude, and the time in Tokyo, play tunes and games, and send messages.


    Those are moot points.

    The -only- problem is the display of time, which is either displayed by the hands stuff, or a digital text read-out (be it 7-segment LCD style, or more elegantly).
    The hands style is simply much easier to read - it's the same reason a lot of cockpit gauges are not numeric read-outs. It only takes a fraction of a second to see that a hand is pointing to the left, middle, or right. Takes more time to read whether a number is negative, zero, or positive (just an example) - and you may not have that time in a critical situation.

    That said, there -are- 'digital' watches that do use the 'hands' display in an LCD. However, they are often difficult to see - e.g. dark hands over a mid-grey background (you know the kind). Pretty much defeats the purpose.
    The ones that have a nice white background or a backlit display (bye battery) work nicely though.
  80. Fax. by schoolsucks · · Score: 0

    Is it true that for a document to have some merit, it has to be either hand delivered, faxed or mailed? If you email a document, it can't be presented as evidence in court? I thought that is why Fax is still being used to send out invoices, because if a dispute arises, a court will accept a faxed document as authentic, while an emailed document would be susicious to forgery.

  81. Dot matrix printers by zeux · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Dot matrix printers can print half a page, stop and print the second half the next day. And you can read the result between the 2 jobs.

    You can use it as an ouput terminal.

    Try to do that with a laser printer. Won't die anytime soon.

    1. Re:Dot matrix printers by 97cobra · · Score: 1

      Yea, and try printing on multi-part preprinted forms on a laser printer too.

    2. Re:Dot matrix printers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just you wait. I hear IBM is working on something called an "Impact Laser".

    3. Re:Dot matrix printers by rjelks · · Score: 1

      I've got about seven dot matrix printers in the basement that your welcome to. You just have to pick them up. :)

      -

    4. Re:Dot matrix printers by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but you can use it in dusty environments, feed it paper that's gritty with dirt, let the cat sleep/shed on it between jobs, drop it out of the back of the truck or off the forklift, and use gun oil to resurrect a tired ribbon, and the average pin-impact printer will just keep right on printing through all the abuse you can heap on it. Observationally, the average lifespan is 10+ years.

      I once saw one that had a keyboard plug so you could use it like a regular typewriter, no computer or other input required.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
  82. I agree, mod parent up! by Doesn't_Comment_Code · · Score: 4, Insightful

    NO KIDDING!!!

    This is a general trend of adding garbage to an otherwise simple device. Digitals watches, cell phones, etc.

    If you're going to have a multipurpose machine, like a computer, then call it that. Otherwise you end up with a watch that takes the temperature, tells time, takes pictures, has an address book, and makes calls.

    Then your cell phone makes calls, tells time, takes the temperature, takes pictures and has an address book.

    Your handheld address book tells time, takes the temperature, takes pictures, makes phone calls.

    Your digital camera takes pictures, tells time...

    I had to laugh when I read the story on slashdot. How can OLD watches still hang around that just tell time?

    BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A WATCH IS FOR.

    --

    Slashdot Syndrome: the sudden, extreme urge to correct someone in order to validate one's self.
    1. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Golias · · Score: 5, Funny
      That may be what your watch is for, but I have not worn a dedicated timepiece of any sort for more than 10 years. I realized it's silly to carry a clock around on your wrist in an age when we are surrounded by clocks everywhere we go. Even as a type this, a clock ticks away on the corner of my laptop screen, and another is in eyeshot just a few inches away from it. When I get in my car, there are two on the dashboard, and several are visible during my commute.

      These days, I have usually two devices on my person, a cell phone and an MP3 player, which have built-on clocks. Even on the rare occasion when I'm in a place where there are no clocks (such as a casino or shopping mall), and have none with me by pure accident of fate, I'm surrounded by people not only carry clocks around on their wrists, but actually derive pleasure from the brief moment of human contact they experience when I say "excuse me, but do you have the time?"

      Strapping something to my wrist which only tells time would be a waste of five seconds each morning. I'm happier without one more item to worry about breaking or losing.

      I look forward to the day when my phone, MP3 player, watch, GPS, daily planner, and sunglasses are all one small, light, rugged device.

      Besides, it's a myth that timekeeping is what analog watches are for. They are worn as jewelry for men. It's a vain, metrosexual affectation to wear a gold watch. There's your real reason.

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    2. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mostly I agree with you. But a watch is one of the few things that you carry around with you pretty much everywhere, so it makes sense that, if you need to carry something else small and electronic around with you, that if it can go in the watch without too much difficulty, then it should.

      Most people don't need to know the exact temperature. Most people don't need to take photos. Most people don't need to know the time in a dozen different zones at once. Most people don't need USB storage.

      But there are a few of us that need features like that. Sure, we can end up carrying around ten different little things, but usually it's just easier if it's all rolled into one.

    3. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by sevensharpnine · · Score: 4, Funny

      Quiet you! You'll run it for all of us! Getting around without a watch only works when the rest of the timepiece slaves willingly chain themselves and give us the time when asked to do so!

      --
      "God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." -Voltaire
    4. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by enrico_suave · · Score: 1

      from the obvious department Newest electronics short on simplicity *shrug* of course if it's too complicated, you might be too old (think blinking 12:00 on a vcr at your parents/grandparents house)

      e.

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    5. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by MoonBuggy · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Strange that before I read the parent I was just about to point out that I have a nice analog watch because it looks good. I am a gadget freak, I have a cellphone/PDA combo that I use for video, web, phonecalls, calendar etc. I could quite easily look at it's clock, and I'm sure it wouldn't take more time than moving my arm to look at my watch.
      This is immaterial, however. A watch is a piece of jewelery and that's how I like it! IMO gold ones look tacky, but I have a nice, robust aluminium Quiksilver analog watch which cost about GBP100, looks great, does it's job perfectly and should last a good 10 years. I keep phones for 6 months, if that - my watch is an accessory and I like it that way.

    6. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by qengho · · Score: 1


      BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT A WATCH IS FOR.

      Heh. A couple of years ago I bought a cheap digital watch that syncs to the WWV time signal. My son asked "What else does it do?", and I replied "Besides telling the exactly correct time, which is what a watch should do?"

    7. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wear an analog watch, but you can hardly call me a metrosexual (such an overused word). I wear it because I can read the time just as fast on it, but it doesn't look tacky. Plus, I can wear it with anything. Call it "jewelry" if you will; it's still just as functional as a digital watch, without the feature bloat that's in everything now.

      Just because you don't want to look completely clueless about your appearance doesn't mean that you're a "metrosexual." Would you wear a purple track suit to a business meeting? I guess you must be a metrosexual!

    8. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by thatnerdguy · · Score: 0

      Wasn't metrosexual one of those banished words of 2004 It's at the top of the list in fact!

      --
      I saw the Sign, and it opened up my eyes
    9. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Lord+Dimwit+Flathead · · Score: 1

      One benefit of wearing a watch is that whenever you check the time you're assured of a consistent frame of reference. IOW, you don't have to worry about some public clock being slow, or whether the person you ask just got off a plane from 2 time zones away and forgot to reset his watch. Even if I'm in a clock store, I still look at my watch if I want to know what time it is.

      However, I agree that for a lot of people watches are first and foremost a piece of jewelry.

    10. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PS - Analog watches don't have to be gold. Mine's not. Gold looks gaudy.

    11. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by pyros · · Score: 1
      Besides, it's a myth that timekeeping is what analog watches are for. They are worn as jewelry for men. It's a vain, metrosexual affectation to wear a gold watch. There's your real reason.

      No, fancy watches you buy at a jewelry store are worn as jewelry. Plain watches you buy at walmart for $5 or for telling time. Generalizations are bad.

    12. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Gil-galad55 · · Score: 1

      I wear a watch so I don't have to carry my cell phone and MP3 player around with me... which is a good thing, since I have neither.

      --

      To follow knowledge like a sinking star, / Beyond the utmost bound of human thought. ("Ulysses", Tennyson)

    13. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey now, wait just a second. My watch is made out of burlap just like your clothes must be. I know it's a bit itchy sometimes, but it sure beats being a vain metrosexual.

    14. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      This is why I just use my cellphone for telling time. It's a flip-phone, and has a display on the outside showing the time, so all I have to do is take it out of my pocket and look at it. And since it gets the time from the cell towers, it's always synced to UTC time, and corrected for the local time zone. That way, when I travel somewhere, I don't have to worry about forgetting to set my watch to the local time zone.

      Plus, since I carry a phone anyway, that gives me one less piece of equipment to lug around. I just wish they made cellphones as durable as nice watches are.

    15. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by nvrrobx · · Score: 1

      That reminds me.

      If I see one more msndirect.com billboard in Los Angeles...

      I don't want a watch that tells me my stocks. I can do that with my cell phone if I really want to, with a bigger and easier to read screen. Even that isn't necessary but every once in a while WAP is handy.

    16. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Eraser_ · · Score: 1

      Or you get to people like me, who when I did slave around with a watch on, would straight faced tell people that I deliberatly keep the wrong time on it.

      My biggest grief are analog watches with those tiny digital readouts. I mean, really.

    17. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1
      The most used feature on my digital watch is the digital compass. The second most used feature is the timer. The third most used feature is the alarm.

      I had no idea if the time display was still working until I glanced at it just now. I would buy a "watch" with the built-in USB memory stick, but it's got to have a compass too...

    18. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Big_Al_B · · Score: 1
      Generalizations are bad.

      That's true, generally...

    19. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stopped wearing a watch for a while, figuring my mobile phone would do. But I found that when I was using both hands to work, it was damned inconvenient to have to pause to take my phone out. A wristwatch, however, is fine so long as you can see the right bit of your wrist.

    20. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, I don't know about you, but I use my watch to tell time. So does my father, and so did my grandfather. So I don't think it's really a myth. it's pretty much the exact opposite...known as a fact. Do some people use there watch as a way of showing off money? sure. and we ALL known know one as ever uses "a cell phone and an MP3 player" to show off.

      "They are worn as jewelry for men. It's a vain, metrosexual affectation to wear a gold watch. There's your real reason."
      So?

      Its a piece of Jewlery that tells time. It's also a subtle way of exressing one-self. I have a nice watch, looks nice, its convient to look at at if you lok close, you can see a littl 'bat signal' at the top. I like it.

      I would wager if you and I were standing in an elevator, and someone asked the time, I could tell them befor you mangaed to fumble some electronic affactation out of your pocket, or off it's clip. That more then makes up for the '5 seconds' it takes to put on.

      "I look forward to the day when my phone, MP3 player, watch, GPS, daily planner, and sunglasses are all one small, light, rugged device."

      me too. But I'll still wear a watch.

      On a final note, in some circles, certian things are expect. One of them is for a man to wear a watch. It may not be 'right', but there it is.

      "It's a vain, metrosexual affectation to wear a gold watch. There's your real reason."

      Thats why most geeks by the latest stuff now, isn't it?

      --
      The Kruger Dunning explains most post on /. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dunning%E2%80%93Kruger_effect
    21. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you were an operating system, you'd be Windows or VMS. Others, who prefer dedicated devices that do one thing and do them well, are UNIX.

    22. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Golias · · Score: 1
      Wasn't metrosexual one of those banished words of 2004

      Yes, and I refused to use it until it was.

      It's such a perfect word for describing 21st Century male vanity, simply because it's so amusing when used semi-ironically.

      There was a time when all this was simply called "good grooming," but these days if you so much as let a nail buffer touch you, you're making a statement.

      --

      Information wants to be anthropomorphized.

    23. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by andynz · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Oh for gods sake, wearing an attractive watch is neither vain nor an affectation, and there is a special place reserved in hell for those who invented and use the term 'metrosexual'.

      A good analog watch is also a piece of mechanical craftsmanship that any man should be able to appreciate.

      My current analog watch has been running for over 10 years now (except for battery changes) and shows little wear, I hope one day to pass it down to my children. All the digitals I have had have broken down.

    24. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      that gives me one less piece of equipment to lug around

      You hardly have to lug around a wristwatch its light and convenient. The whole point is that you can look at a watch without having to get it out of your bag or pocket. All it takes is a glance to know what time it is. For a phone to fulfil the same purpose you would have to have it out on the table, not a good idea in public unless you don't mind it getting snatched.

    25. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a final note, in some circles, certian things are expect. One of them is for a man to wear a watch.


      Another of those expected things is a capacity for spelling and grammar!
    26. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Most men's watches that I've seen are rather heavy, at least the ones with quality construction. I would never wear a cheap plastic watch on my wrist.

    27. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by kalislashdot · · Score: 1

      Well I agree about NOT having a wrist watch. I about 8 years ago I realized that my pager (now cell phone) had a clock. And there was one on the computer and one in hte car. So it was redundent to have one on the wrist.

      Anyone asks me what time it is, I pull out the cell phone and look. Heck it even gets updated from the phone company so it is always on time.

      It also bugs me when people have clocks and calculators on there desk at work. The computer has those things too, just a few clicks away.

      Another note. I just got new Business cards and I DID NOT but that fax number on it. I showed it to a friend and they whined. I said, first if all in the 4 years I have been here I have NEVER received a fax, second e-mail or call me if you need to fax me something, third DON't FAX ME, send it as an e-mail attachment.

      end rant...

    28. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course they're for show (though I use mine quite a bit). Why the hell do you think a lot of people will keep putting on their watch EVEN IF IT'S BROKEN until they buy a new one. Besides, regardless of the fact that there are a lot of clocks around, they're not EVERYWHERE. Heck when I'm sitting in the woods turkey hunting I want to know what it hits about 10:00 so I can head in for the morning. Believe me my watch is the only time piece for 10-15 miles at that point.

      I just can't believe how many people have the whole "Being a slacker is cool, mmkay. I don't care what time it is." attitude.

    29. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by kfg · · Score: 1

      How can OLD watches still hang around that just tell time?

      Really. Everyone knows that's what your refrigerator is for.

      KFG

    30. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Aelfy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Besides, it's a myth that timekeeping is what analog watches are for. They are worn as jewelry for men. It's a vain, metrosexual affectation to wear a gold watch. There's your real reason.

      No it isn't, we wear them because our wives have bought them as presents for us, and its cold sleeping on the couch.

    31. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by pod · · Score: 1

      You're missing the main point: watches look nice. It's a jewlery/accessory. Which is why there's not that much updake on plain digital watches. When I get up in the morning and forget to put my watch on, or leave it someplace, I do catch myself looking at a naked wrist every 30 minutes and feeling a little exposed and lost, but the feeling of disorientation passes, and that's not the reason I carry a watch. It's shiny and looks nice, it's convinient, I always know where to look to check the time. And finally, I don't have to worry about clock A being synchronized to the atomic clock, clock B being 10 minutes late, and clock C being 10 minutes fast, and, oh shit! clock D has a dead battery.

      --
      "Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!"
    32. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Colazar · · Score: 1
      Thank you! I have been trying to explain to my wife for years now why I don't want to where a watch.

      All a watch would do is give me another time that I would have to translate. Already I have to keep track of the fact that the clock on my computer at work is 8 minutes slower than the timeclock, which is 2 minutes slower than the time that the buses run on which is 3 minutes slower than the clock in my car which is 7 minutes slower than my alarm clock.

      As the old saying goes, a man with one watch always knows what time it is. A man with two watches is never sure.

      --
      He decided to just watch the government, and kind of scale it down to size, and run his life that way. --Laurie Anderson
    33. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by pod · · Score: 1

      And what kind of a pervert would wear a GOLD watch anyways? I thought they were only sold to companies to give to their employees as token trophies after 10 years of service.

      --
      "Hot lesbian witches! It's fucking genius!"
    34. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh no, never. Instead, you prefer to lug around a much heavier hunk of metal that needs to go in your pocket, or on your belt buckle, (yeah, that looks really attractive).

    35. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try something like this.

    36. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Actually, the cell phone is mostly plastic unfortunately, but I have to have the cell phone anyway if I want telephone service, which is pretty much mandatory for living in society today. Since it already comes with a clock, why do I need another one?

    37. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

      The digital readout is for the calendar function and/or for those occasions when you want a stopwatch.

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    38. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by passion · · Score: 1

      ...I haven't worn a watch in years - too burdensome. Telling time - bad, that's what my laptop is for. :)

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      - passion
    39. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somebody needs to install NTP! In fact, even Windows XP has a simple form of NTP built in now. So there's no excuse for inaccurate time! Besides, that's one of the /primary/ advantages of wearing a watch, rather than looking at everyone else's time: you know exactly what time it is, relative to your own schedule, rather than having your life run by a bunch of third parties who may or may not have the correct time. That's one reason why I always wear my watch to standard test sessions.

    40. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My usual calculator, a TI-82, can do zillions of more fancy things with a nicer interface than my desktop calculator. However, even if I routinely needed to use some fancy high end math package on my PC, it'd still be handy to have a calculator.

      1) You can take a calculator with you. Lugging even a laptop around gets to be a major PITA.

      2) Punching numbers into a calculator is a lot more convenient than punching numbers into your standard calculator miniapp. Most people use the mouse, for one thing, since most people's keyboards don't have a standard key for "square root", to use one example. Even if you stick to the basic 4 functions, most people don't even know that that's what the + - * / and other NumPad keys are for.

      My computer could also, in theory, make my phone calls for me. Most people I know just pick up a phone and push buttons. It's just plain better interface design not to have to click a bunch of generic buttons to get a function which you have available in a dedicated form. The only functions which should be crammed into multipurpose devices are the ones you rarely ever use.

      I recently bought a GPS gizmo, and I was amazed at how much completely useless crap it had for doing things like arranging my calendar, for goodness sakes, and playing games. Considering that it's nearly impossible to enter any sort of useful input into the thing, it was about as much of a pleasure to use as a wrist watch calculator.

    41. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know they sell watches that play MP... ohhhh, heh heh. :)

    42. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Arrgghh! It bugs ME that it bugs you! Why the hell do you care?!

    43. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by theonetruekeebler · · Score: 1
      I look forward to the day when my phone, MP3 player, watch, GPS, daily planner, and sunglasses are all one small, light, rugged device
      ...that you can wear on your wrist.
      --
      This is not my sandwich.
    44. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      I have to use my watch as the standard. Since the days of high school I've gotten used to other clocks around me always being significantly off. At work our PCs sync to something that appears to be off every other week. The clock in our phone PBX system slowly loses a minute a week or so, periodically being reset when someone somewhere (I wish I knew who) just can't stand it any more. The company gave me a clock as a thank you gift a few years back, but it no longer works. The clocks in my cars slowly gain about a minute a week. I even discovered the other day that my laptop is losing 20 minutes every time it goes to sleep.

      But my watch ... that's what the real time is. I can set my watch periodically off of a good known time source (in 15 years this has gone from a phone number I could call, to an official US clock on the web, to my NTP-synchronized Linux PC), and then I can always depend on it. When other people around me are confused because all the clocks contradict, I can give them the definitive time.

      I sure don't wear a watch to show off wealth. My last four watches have been the exact same Indiglo/Timex/IronMan model, for about $20 at Wal-Mart or Target. Periodically I will lose one or it will break, in which case I just buy another; the only difference each time is the color and band. The watch has a countdown timer built-in which is invaluable for me when cooking or doing laundry, and of course an alarm that comes in handy, too. As long as they keep making these, I'll keep buying them.

      My current watch has a velcro band. It sure isn't "jewelry for men."

    45. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by jdavidb · · Score: 1

      Oops, I misunderstood the comment about jewelry. Thought you meant all watches were worn that way; now I see you just meant gold watches. Anyway, mine's not gold. :)

    46. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by danila · · Score: 1

      Have you ever thought about dumping the watches? I haven't wore one for 5+ years alread. I always have either my PDA or mobile phone with me (or both). Why would I need a separate device? BTW, I can understand not needing too many unnecessary functions, since I use an old Palm IIIxe and an old Nokia (what the model number, I don't know, got it used for 30 euros and never bothered to remember it).

      A few weeks ago the battery in my dad's watch (electronic, but with hands) died. He needs the watch daily to keep the track of time during his lectures, but since the watch is not mechanical, he can't wind it up and since it is waterproof, he can't replace the battery himself, he needs a watch mechanic to do it. On the other hand, if he used an alternative modern technology (solar or mechanical auto wind up), he would be just fine...

      So the key is moderation and common sense. Old technologies have their place, but we must realise that regardless of how polished they are, new ones are better overall. Adding garbage to simple devices is what makes them better. Yes, today we need to pay for the extra features with poor usability, low battery life and flimsyness, but eventually progress will make the devices better in all aspects - witness the modern car (pre BMW-5), it has tons of extra features and is still more reliable than old ones, has better mileage, is cheaper, etc. (I am referring to the best of breed, not to any particular brand). And even the computerisation of the car will add value to the driving experience, once the quirks are worked out.

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    47. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Golias · · Score: 1
      "They are worn as jewelry for men. It's a vain, metrosexual affectation to wear a gold watch. There's your real reason."


      So?

      Take it easy. I didn't say there was anything wrong with metrosexuality. I just said that a watch is really about wearing jewelry, because nobody really needs one to tell time anymore.

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    48. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Golias · · Score: 1
      Oh for gods sake, wearing an attractive watch is neither vain nor an affectation, and there is a special place reserved in hell for those who invented and use the term 'metrosexual'.

      Ouch. Looks like I struck a nerve. :)

      A good analog watch is also a piece of mechanical craftsmanship that any man should be able to appreciate.

      Any man should be able to appreciate the advantages of using skin moisturizer, too, but that doesn't mean that every man uses it.

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    49. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      1) You can take a calculator with you. Lugging even a laptop around gets to be a major PITA.

      I'm sure that's very handy for those of you who need to build logarithmic tables while out on the street, but most of us seldom need to do anything more complex than split a bar tab and calculate the tip when we are away from work. Those of us who paid attention in 3rd grade math can do such things without the aid of machines.

    50. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > Getting around without a watch only works when the rest of the timepiece
      > slaves willingly chain themselves and give us the time when asked to do so!

      Wearing a watch would be pointless for me, because what time would I set it
      to? I'd have to have one with multiple timezones, so I could set one tz to
      work time, one to home time, one to the *real* time, and so on and so forth.
      Then I'd have to try to remember which was which. No thanks. I'll just use
      the clocks on the wall in each location, since those always tell the "right"
      time for where I happen to be just then. I haven't worn a watch in fifteen
      years, but I never have to ask anyone the time; I just look at a clock.

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    51. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I realized it's silly to carry a clock around on your wrist in an age when we are surrounded by clocks everywhere we go.

      Strapping something to my wrist which only tells time would be a waste of five seconds each morning.


      But it doesn't work to have others tell time for you. My mother sets her clocks about 15 minutes fast. Most other people set them about 5 minutes fast. A rare few, like myself, set them to the actual time. If I had to be somewhere and I relied on others to provide clocking, I'd waste much more time every day than 5 seconds.

      Besides, it's a myth that timekeeping is what analog watches are for. They are worn as jewelry for men. It's a vain, metrosexual affectation to wear a gold watch. There's your real reason.

      And which orifice did you pull that from? I use an analogue watch because it is easier to read. I think it is my general trouble with completely arbitrary symbols to represent a completely arbitrary ideas. At least with an analogue time piece, the arbitrary representation of the arbitrary units is less arbitrary than digital. But then, I think you'd have to be dyslexic to understand.

    52. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by kaatochacha · · Score: 1

      I CANNOT tell you how many times I've had to lug my annoying cell phone to lunch in my pocket because the restaurant I'm going to doesn't have a clock on the wall and I've left my watch at home. Invariably, I end up cheating myself out of ten minutes of lunch time goodness
      I guess I could be the creepy constantly asking the fellow eating next to me, "hey, do you have the time ?" two or three times an hour.

    53. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by MurphyZero · · Score: 1

      In those rare times when I need to know the time and I am not near a time piece of some sort (car radio clock, work computer, home clock, vcr clock, microwave clock, the list goes on and on) I use other people wearing watches. I don't think much of watches as jewelry anyways, or jewelry for that matter. Much like the way the Dimaond Industry promoted diamonds became accepted as the must have thing when you got married, now Watchmakers promote designer watches as the thing to have.

      Similarly, the French perfume makers promoted perfume as the must thing to have. Now just think if the water companies and bath tub manufacturers had stepped forward instead. The French would have be seen (and smelled) much differently by the American public. And people wouldn't pay exorbitant prices to smell like, well, whoever the current celebrity is. Wait that's the American marketing machine at work. Marketing. Only OJ's defense team and politicians spread the brown stuff deeper.

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    54. Re:I agree, mod parent up! by rixstep · · Score: 1

      A watch is not a timepiece - it's JEWELRY, you fool.

      But OK - you go around without a watch, and I'll keep my gold one on (which I never use to tell the time, ever) and we'll see who looks better and who stands out at an insufferable schmuck.

  83. Tape Cartriges by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

    The article mentions reel-to-reel tapes in an audio context. In a similar vein, my company still has to supply tax data to most state tax departments on tape cartriges. I think they're 3580 or 3590, the reader looks kind of like this one.

    Fortunately, all I have to do is create the data files (using more modern tools). There's a group of folks who take care of writing the tapes... they've been with the company forever, and we're just hoping they don't all retire before the tape cartridge format does!

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    1. Re:Tape Cartriges by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      tape cartridges have many advantages over disk drives. I wouldn't want my company's tax data sitting on a disk just waiting to crash. Have you actually ever done any research on the differences between disk and tape?

  84. BSD is dead! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Long live BSD!

  85. there is a another good reason for Fortran though by vlad_petric · · Score: 2, Informative
    It's much easier to vectorize Fortran loops than C loops, as Fortran does not have pointers and it's almost always safe to vectorize. Vectorizing is the easy part, figuring out if it's safe is extremely difficult in C/java.

    So as strange as this may sound fortran can be much faster!

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  86. Fossil fuel powerd Engines by CaptScarlet22 · · Score: 1

    How about it!?!?

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  87. HARD DRIVES by Andorion · · Score: 1

    Seriously... when are we going to get rid of these spinning platters? There's no incentive to come up with new tech cuz the old tech is cheap and known, despite the fact that it SUCKS for multiple reasons (reliability, speed, noise.)

    Just look at swordboy's sig... WHERE are Solid State Hard Drives!?!

    ~Berj

  88. Records to MP3 by Filmwatcher888 · · Score: 0

    One of the things that drove me to get a record player was to digtize my father's large LP collection. He has hundreds of "classic" Salsa and Disco albums that will never be sold again. I got a nice Sony LP player and I'm using EAC to dump it to MP3. He'll have blast hearing those old albums in his car!

    1. Re:Records to MP3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While this is nice, you miss the point. Records won't die because they sound in a way that digital does not. Generally, people don't believe this, but listening to a linn record player through some Cary tube amps and horn speakers is just a better sound experience, and one that digital can't tough yet. Horn speakers, by the way, is another thing the list missed.

    2. Re:Records to MP3 by Filmwatcher888 · · Score: 0

      And when they make a Linn record player for his car that won't skip, I'll get him that too =)

    3. Re:Records to MP3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus Christ those horn speakers are expensive. I guess I'm not the target audience.

      They sure do look sweet, though.

    4. Re:Records to MP3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you have no idea ...
      Here's a Jadis at $45,000 and a Wilson at $65,000 (though Wilson used to make some for about $150,000 (called the WAMM))

  89. Yeah, well... by dustmote · · Score: 1

    Oh yeah? *My* computer refuses *not* to die!!!! Nyah, nyah, nyah! :P

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  90. IPv4 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Designed as an interemediate protocol, yet here we are.

  91. Forgot one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Floppy disk drives. (barring Apple.)

  92. 14.4k modems?! by micromoog · · Score: 1
    In the early 1980s, at the dawn of the PC age, high-volume electronic storage and transmission--360-kilobyte floppy disks! 14-kilobit-per-second modems!--were supposed to make paper superfluous and forests safe.

    14.4k modems in the early 80s?! I'd like to know where the author got one of those . . . my 2400 was blazin' fast circa 1988.

    1. Re:14.4k modems?! by DR+SoB · · Score: 1

      It looked to me like the author eliminated all fact from his statements, and wrote it off the top of his head, in a feel good manner. The 14.4 wasn't commerically available until well into the 90's...

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  93. *NIX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *NIX..

    it just wont die.. but then again maybe that's a good thing!

  94. Floppy Drives by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He most certainly should have included old floppy drives. I no longer order a floppy drive when buying new PCs or Laptops for my company, but you can still get them if you want. USB keys are just too dang handy and hold alot more data. I'm amazed that the ole 3.5 disk is still around. At least that is better than the super old 8 inch disks I used so long ago.

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    1. Re:Floppy Drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I second your suggestion, I fully expected floppy drive to be on his list and was shocked that it wasn't. I demand a recount!

    2. Re:Floppy Drives by Marc+Desrochers · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. I work as a tech in the computer labs at a Canadian university. Twice a semester, mid-terms & Finals' students come knocking at the door because their papers were on a floppy which is now dead. "Hope you had a backup" as the students leaves crying. We even have CDRWs on all the machines. *sigh*

    3. Re:Floppy Drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's the problem:

      You see that hard plastic case on the floppy? Right! It prevents people from getting their disgusting digits on the media.

      I can't possibly be the only who has noticed, in renting DVD's from BlockBuster, how the general public handles optical media.

    4. Re:Floppy Drives by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

      You most not work on pre-USB computers too often.

      The floppy in my PC isnt hooked up at the moment (laziness) but it can be, if i need it.

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    5. Re:Floppy Drives by pD-brane · · Score: 1

      I for one still use boot floppies now and then. Therefore I find floppy drives pretty usefull.

    6. Re:Floppy Drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hadn't used a floppy in a good five years, until about a week ago, when I put my new computer together. No ATA HD for me, straight SATA. Then I tried to install Win2K, and it had a fit - couldn't see any HD! Seamless compatabilty with ATA my ass... anyhow, I had to load special drivers, which Win2k INSISTED had to come from a floppy. Spent half a day finding an old floppy drive, and then a an old disk. Now things are working just dandy, and the floppy drive is still hooked up, just in case.

    7. Re:Floppy Drives by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      That's what USB keys are for. They're small, and hold many megabytes of data, far more than floppies.

      The other problem with floppies is that any manufactured in the past five years have a horrible reliability record and commonly become unreadable after short periods of time. Trusting one with your data is madness.

    8. Re:Floppy Drives by MrAngryForNoReason · · Score: 1

      I for one still use boot floppies now and then. Therefore I find floppy drives pretty usefull.

      You can make bootable cds you know. They work just the same as a boot disk as long as the BIOS is recent enough to boot from a cd.

    9. Re:Floppy Drives by eddie+can+read · · Score: 1

      USB keys are just too dang handy and hold alot more data

      True, but USB drives aren't so good for FedExing data to other people. But I think the general reason is backwards compatibility. A lot of people simply have no intention of replacing their aging PCs until they absolutely positively must.

    10. Re:Floppy Drives by Mudd+Chick · · Score: 1

      Is anyone else having issues with their USB drives failing? I've just had to RMA my Lexarmedia JumpDrive for the second time. I'm not bouncing it off the ground or flushing it down the toilet. It has a keychain hole, I stuck it on my keychain. I'm starting to think I need to keep it in a cool dark place in a crashproof container, which sort of defeats the purpose of it being small and portable.

    11. Re:Floppy Drives by Rangsk · · Score: 1

      I remember trying to fool with a bootable cd in order to upgrade the firmware on some of the parts in my laptop (my DVD-rom drive, if I remember right). Unfortunately, my laptop didn't have a floppy drive, and the software distributed by the DVD-rom drive company insisted on writing to a floppy disk for creating the boot disk (and there was no other way to extract the data).

      What I ended up doing is creating the floppy on another PC, then using Nero to make a boot CD out of the floppy. Then I booted from the CD on my laptop, started the program and - wow, problem, it wanted to WRITE to the floppy, but it couldn't because it was a CD. Don't ask me why it wanted to write to the floppy, but it complained about it and quit nonetheless. I gave up after that.

      So, the moral of the story? Even if it's possible to do everything a boot floppy can do with a boot CD doesn't mean that everyone has switched over to it.

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    12. Re:Floppy Drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At home, I've got two cases of Sony 720K floppies that the office was throwing out in the last move, and a hole punch.

      At work, I've got a 5.25" drive hanging around in case I ever need to read any of those 20 year old design files on 5.25" floppies. Mind you that it's not installed, but sitting in an ESD bag in my file cabinet. Much less likely to get taken away in a technology refresh.

    13. Re:Floppy Drives by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Yep, I've got an old 5.25" drive in a file cabinet that works fine, I just have no use for it (or any 5.25" disks to read with it).

      The weird thing about floppies is that the old ones seem to work just fine, even now after 10+ years of age. But any that are more recently manufactured don't live very long.

    14. Re:Floppy Drives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FedEx 1.4M? Have you heard of email? :D

  95. One Question, I can see it already by deadlinegrunt · · Score: 3, Insightful

    from the eyes of a non-techie:

    Could you please explain counter-clockwise to me again?

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    1. Re:One Question, I can see it already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sure, it's the opposite direction of clockwise.

      Any other questions?

  96. Reminds me of a Mike Royko Column by GMontag · · Score: 1

    Mike Royko wrote about being given one of these watches many years ago, back when he was alive even.

    The tale went, IIRC, he was in a tavern (assuming the Billygoat Tavern), when a sharply dressed man walked in.

    Royko: "Hey, nice watch, Oyster Shell?"

    Other guy: "Yea"

    Royko: "What does it do?"

    Other guy: "It tells time."

    Royko: "Ah, well this beauty tells time, temperature, altitude, does math . . ."

    Other guy: "That's a NERD WATCH! HAHAHAHA! Hey everybody, this guy has a nerd watch!"

    Or something like that.

    Earlier than that Royko mentioned that he saw no progress in having to use both hands to tell the time (back when you had to press a button on the watch to turn on the LED display).

  97. Qwerty by Tsunamio · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The QWERTY keyboard, which was actually designed to slow folks down (and to make typing "typewriter" fast!) is long overdue for death. If you want a speed boost or to give your wrists a break, try Dvorak. Check out Jared Diamond's "The Curse of QWERTY" on the matter.

    Of course, I just started, which is why the above is written in zealot mode, and though I can attest to the comfort I haven't seen a speed boost yet. But I'll give it time...

    1. Re:Qwerty by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > slow folks down

      Don't believe the hype. I took typing on high school on a manual typewriter and, at 90wpm, I was only average.

      > a speed boost

      I'm still between 90-100wpm. I seriously doubt I'll get any faster with Dvorak. I've read the few unbiased studies of Dvorak and it seems that Dvorak does little-to-nothing in regard to speed.

      > give your wrists a break

      I don't see how the Dvorak layout changes your hand placement which is how wrist problems develop.

      If you want to impress people, go memorize something, take up an instrument, or learn a new language.

      I've been typing for 25 years and my advice to you is that if it hurts then you're doing it wrong. That advice also applies to masturbation.

  98. Vinyl may be obsolete by brett_sinclair · · Score: 1
    but it still rocks. IMHO, my good old Linn LP12 sounds a lot better than all the SACD:s, DVD Audios and what-have-you:s I've heard so far.

    VHS, on the other hand, deserves to die. Now. VHS is just evil.

    1. Re:Vinyl may be obsolete by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

      A number of audiophiles have also told me that well-maintained vinyl has much better fidelity than tapes and CDs - which are digital formats. Vinyl records are the only analog audio format that I'm personally familiar with. When you don't have to break sound down into little bits, you're going to get as much of the sound as the recorder was able to pick up - but try finding needles these days.

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  99. sterling link by ElGnomo · · Score: 1

    http://bulletin.ninemsn.com.au/bulletin/EdDesk.nsf /All/F7543E465461D19BCA256DBA000803A7

  100. The List by Soong · · Score: 1
    1. Analog watches
    2. Dot-matrix printers
    3. Typewriters
    4. Broadcast radio
    5. Pagers
    6. Reel-to-reel tape
    7. Vacuum tubes
    8. Fax machines
    9. Mainframe computers
    10. Fortran

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  101. If it isn't broke - don't fix it. by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 1
    Every one of the items named in the article serve their function.

    They are not examples of obsolete technologies by the simple evidence that people still buy all those things.

    The market will speak. You don't want a comitee telling everyone what to use do you?

    Pointy things and blunt objects can be effective weapons too - just because new stuff is available doesn't mean "old stuff" stops working.

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    1. Re:If it isn't broke - don't fix it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      first thought: you must be a windoze user...

      second thought: ask the Iraqi army how well their 'old stuff' worked against the US army...

  102. Followed by: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's right, fuck that ass Michael! Harder, HARDER!
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  103. watches are jewelry. by junkymailbox · · Score: 1

    I use an analog watch as a jewelry. I have at least 3 clocks available at any one time. My watch, my phone, my organizer, my ipod.. i could go on and on ..

  104. Surprised it wasn't here already by luigi22_ · · Score: 0

    Closed-source software. I'm not trying to be a troll, but in a few years--or decades-- just about everything will be open-source. Either that, or everything will be in encased, kiosk-like, un-hackable, un-moddable, Windows Embedded PCs. :shudders:

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  105. Perfect Devices by mr.nicholas · · Score: 1

    Not that this is apropos of anything, but I remember reading something that stated in the entire history of mankind, only two perfect devices have been created: the clock and the hammer.

    For both of them the rationale was that they perform their tasks with ease, are intuitive to use and aren't bogged down with needless extras (which cause confusion).

  106. Bruce Sterling's article by Rufus211 · · Score: 3, Informative

    Here's a real link to the article instead of having to look through Google:
    Ten technologies that deserve to die

  107. Uh, the floppy disk? by carambola5 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Gone are the times when the floppy is the only rescue tool for a b0rked computer. Bootable CDs and USB drives have fixed that. So why are they still around? For all intents and purposes, USB drives beat floppies in every respect: physical size, storage size, access time, mtbf.... the list goes on.

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    1. Re:Uh, the floppy disk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      > Bootable CDs and USB drives have fixed that.

      I find them extremely useful, actually. Why would I waste a 700 meg CD just to boot up on a computer? USB drives are still way too expensive for the amount of disk space you get.

      If there's an emergency, I can always count on a $5 pack of floppies to save my ass.

    2. Re:Uh, the floppy disk? by coastwalker · · Score: 1

      Still around because there are millions and millions of the things installed in all the machines sold in the last 10 years. USB drives are great for the daily tasks, carrying your work arround with you for example. But I bet even you dont have a shoebox full of the things with various drivers etc etc. Their time hasnt quite come yet I think, still quite expensive.

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    3. Re:Uh, the floppy disk? by narftrek · · Score: 1

      I think that's the point. We don't need a shoebox full o' drivers and such when the whole damned box will fit on a USB key. I think the only time a floppy will be needed is for those guys who still use thier outdated computers (486 firewalls & routers come to mind). Get rid of those and you don't need a floppy since everything 166 & higher had an option of USB on some models of mother boards.

    4. Re:Uh, the floppy disk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      USB needs drivers. Floppy doesn't.

  108. Fortan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posted 2/4/2004 9:44:24 AM by Vivek Rao
    Subject: Fortran
    The passage on Fortran mistakenly asserts the latest standard is Fortran 90. The latest standard is actually Fortran 95, and Fortran 2003, which offers object-oriented programming and interoperability with C, will be finalized this year. To learn about modern Fortran one should not rely on sloppy journalists but instead visit the site www.fortran.com or peruse the comp.lang.fortran Usenet newsgroup.

  109. Better examples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about light bulbs? We have LEDs, fluorescent varieties, energy efficient high lumen low wattage bulbs out the wazoo, and we insist on using expensive, high heat output incandescents. An Edison bulb, for crying out loud, would work in a modern lamp, more or less.

    How about pulse-dial telephones? The phone company still has to send 90 watts down the line whenever the phone rings so that on the off chance some bulky receiver with an honest-to-god bell will get enough power to vibrate?

    Give me a break. Analog watches? At least they have style.

    1. Re:Better examples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That 90 watts of power down the line paves the way for many practical jokes triggered by cell-phone calls. Don't ever take that away :P

    2. Re:Better examples by ShadowBlasko · · Score: 1

      You know, that came in handy just yesterday.

      I was waiting for a phone call for an interview, which I was supposed to recieve around 1pm.

      At 12:30 some fool in an SUV who thought anti-lock means you don't have to use your brains when driving on ice took out a powerpole, and with it went the transformers for 1/2 our apartment community.

      I keep the old bell set around for just such occasions. Got my call and everything was fine, (except that I could not email my resume until this morning).

      3 of my neighbors came by to use my phone yesterday evening as well. Seems I had the only working *corded* phone in the area.

      (This location is wierd with cell phones. The only place I can get a good signal is in the bathroom. Something to do with the plumbing apparently, so that was not an option)

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    3. Re:Better examples by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 1
      One reason is that all of the alternate light sources are no where near as pleaseing to the majority of people, the yellow "glow" of an incandescent bulb wins in the majority of preference tests. None of the other types of bulbs are as friendly.

      Also there is the simple fact of how many are installed out there in the world. Think of how much you would have to spend to switch over one medium sized house. Afterwards you are saving money but your living room feels like the waiting room of your doctors office because of this harsh white light.

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  110. Why get rid of something that work? by phoenix.bam! · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This list is of devices that work perfectly. They do what they need to without any obnoxious interference. My analog watch tells me the time when I look at it. I never see the latest sports scores or the temperature. I get what I want. The author seems to have left off the broom. Why didn't the broom die when the vacuum was invented? Because the broom served its purpose quickly and efficiently. The broom has been used for at least 5,000 years and will probably continue to be used until humanity is destroyed. Thank goodness for places like OldVersion.com . Newer isn't always better.

  111. Do people still think that ditigal watches by Darth23 · · Score: 1

    ...are a neat idea?

    Old Technologies that Refuse to Die (but need to):

    Broadcast Commercial television,
    Exploitative Record Company Contracts,
    Spam, the email
    Spam, the meat
    The Cumbustion Engine or at least
    The S.U. V.
    hollow point bullets

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    1. Re:Do people still think that ditigal watches by Treylis · · Score: 1

      Besides the fact that hollowpoints are a relatively new technology, why do they need to die?

      Even if you totally scrap all the arguments about the distribution of force being more efficient and so forth, one can definitely say that they have much less of an issue with overpenetration than hardball. They're often popular for the reason that people don't want to shoot through their target and have it keep on going and going, possibly striking someone or something behind said target.

    2. Re:Do people still think that ditigal watches by de+Selby · · Score: 1

      Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes... what?

      What the hell is wrong with hollow-point bullets?

  112. #11: Rolling Papers by dekashizl · · Score: 1

    #11: Rolling Papers
    Despite innovations in pipes (such as the famous Protopipe) and bongs (such as the infamous Triple Chamber Mason jar bong), people continue to use rolling papers for their smoking enjoyment. Zig-Zag papers continue to be a popular choice, with others using everything from toilet paper to yellow pages. Small wonder: joints are fun, and that's not going to change for a long time.

    BTW, in "researching" for this post, I found a site called "Smokedot" very similar to Slashdot. I wonder if there is a "Smokedot effect" too and what that would entail...

  113. pagers? they exist? by arcanumas · · Score: 1
    It is interesting to find pagers in the list.
    Here in Greece, pagers were never popular. In fact, i have never even seen one and i don't know if the service is still offered.

    Cell phones on the other hand have been extremely popular.
    So, it's dead here...

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  114. The moral of the story by Walkiry · · Score: 1

    In one word: Reliability.

    Watches, typewritters, dot-matrix printers, pagers... they all have the same qualities. They're cheap, they're reliable, and they require almost NO manteinance whatsoever. Listening to the radio is one flick of a switch away almost anywhere, you don't ahve to keep remembering to plug your laptop to the mains to recharge the battery if you happen to need typing.

    Newer, more features and more bells and whistles don't mean better. My 50$ swatch will still be ticking in 10 years time, I might have to change the battery once. I'll stick with it, thankyouverymuch.

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  115. Impact printers by sunaj · · Score: 2, Informative

    The article does not mention that the real reason impact printers are still used so much by banks and other businesses is to produce multi-copy forms. Yes, you can print several copies of a page on a laser or inkjet, but there is no way to get them to feed tractor multi-parts forms!

  116. For those in need of the lists... by fuqqer · · Score: 1

    The slashdot article referenced in this one links to a page long gone. The tech review article by Bruce Sterling can't be had without giving up your children...Here are the lists for your perusal.

    The 10 we use:
    Analog Watches
    Dot-matrix printers
    Typewriters
    Broadcast radio
    Pagers
    Reel-to-reel tape
    Vacuum tubes
    Fax machines
    Mainframe computers
    Fortran

    The 10 that Died:
    Electric Trolley
    Pneumatic Post
    Amiga
    Ribbon Microphone
    WordStar
    Edison's Wax Cylinder
    Slide Rule
    Reel Mower
    Automatic Watch
    Airship

    The 10 that deserve to die:
    Nuclear Weapons
    Coal based power
    Internal comustion engine
    incandescent light bulbs
    land mines
    manned spae flight
    prisons
    cosmetic implants
    lie detectors
    DVDs

    1. Re:For those in need of the lists... by bigjnsa500 · · Score: 1
      You forgot #11 in the Deserve To Die category:

      11. FreeBsd

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    2. Re:For those in need of the lists... by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Funny, I heard that airships were making a comeback for freight. There's something elegant about strapping your 10KT hunk of equipment to a balloon and flying it there for $50.

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    3. Re:For those in need of the lists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electric Trolleys are still widely used for rubber-tired buses.

  117. Cost/Style by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    One thing many people don't get is that while a digital watch may seem more attractive to a geek, the vast majority of people would go with one that has a more appealing visual style. Also, for some reason, people seem to regard electronics in watches as "cheap". I guess because it means it doesn't need to be crafted with the same level of detail as a hand crafted watch.

    Personally, I'm very happy with my Tag Heuer, and its a very stylish watch, but I also once owned a calculator watch, which, while fun to play around with when I was bored...wasn't nearly as functional as it could have been (small keys) and looked hideous.

    For some reason, the rule with accessories (not counting iPods and the like) still seems to be that if it has electronics in it, it cheapens the value. This should start to change as technology develops to the point where truly integrated wearable computing is mainstream. Then expect to see all manner of expensive digital jewelry. We'd also probably need celebrities to endorse something like that to help it gain popularity, but still.

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  118. whu..? by Tumbleweed · · Score: 1

    > what digital watches can't do, according to sweep-hand proponents, is display
    > the time and context as elegantly and intuitively as an analog model.

    Intuitively? INTUITIVELY?!

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

    Analog watches are the antithesis of 'intuitive' as far as display time goes. And the ones without numbers on them are the _WORST_. Yeesh. There's never a Carp around when someone needs slapping. :(

  119. vacuum tubes?! by happyfrogcow · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ok, i thought analog watches was a bad inclusion, but vacuum tubes?! Why not throw this round thing called "The Wheel" in there, too? It's old and freaking won't die!

    I love my Crate tube amp. It's so nice sounding.

    This article... it's credibility is wavering at the moment. The author must have spent a whole 5 minutes looking for inspiration before giving up and writting this lousy article.

    1. Re:vacuum tubes?! by iggymanz · · Score: 3, Informative

      Of course, vacuum tubes are alive & well in every radio & television station, and every microwave oven across america. There are solid state devices that will do a similar job, but they are horribly expensive & not as robust.

    2. Re:vacuum tubes?! by BigBuckHunter · · Score: 1

      While I agree with everything that you said, please replace Crate with any other brand (besides Peavey). Personally, I prefer a Vox AC30 for clean stuff, and a Marshall JMP 50 for dirty stuff. Fender twins and BFR's are nice, but I have not yet found enough of a use for them to justify adding one to the rehearsal area. To each their own though. The tan Crate twins are Fender knockoffs. Give a SFR twin reissue a try next time you hit your local shop. I am certain that you will be pleased. Tubes rule the audio arena.

    3. Re:vacuum tubes?! by TheGrayArea · · Score: 1

      I have an early 70's Fender Champ. 3 tubes, a handful of resistors and capacitors all with point to point wiring. Three knobs. Simplicity incarnate. Just turn the the three knobs to 10 and play.

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    4. Re:vacuum tubes?! by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      meh. bleh. my crate is from years and years ago. 10 years maybe. 8 atleast. it's the only tube amp i've ever owned, so i can't compare too well, but it's good for me. it's not the tan fender knockoff

    5. Re:vacuum tubes?! by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Hmm - my computer uses vacuum tubes - at least one and thats the monitor.

      Also any time you listen to a broadcast station tv or radio chances are it uses vacuum tubes in the pa stage (some of these tubes are 3-5 feet tall). In the 50,000-150,000 watt realm They tend to deliver far more power in much less space.

      If your a ham (like me) many of the more low profile linear amplifiers still use vacuum tubes. Funny thing about that - a lot of those used to use Eimac tubes which are commonly used in the driver stage of a commercial broadcast amp. If you bought a brand new amp from QRO like the 2500 - it comes with Svetlana tubes which are made in Russia. I suspect its because the Eimac tubes are getting harder to find.

      So yeah tubes are on thier way out for some applications - I suspect we'll see them for years to come in others (mainly broadcasting)

  120. Analogue watches due both regular and fuzzy logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    One of the things I really like about analog watches, and I really couldn't place it until I started using Linux, was that there are several different ways of reading time on an analogue watch.

    For example, when I look at my analog watch and I see the minute hand on the 9, I automatically think "It's quarter till..." same for "5 after" "half past" etc.

    Also, I like my analogue over digital when cooking. If I'm cooking for 10 minutes, I just look at the minute hand and I can immediately fix in my mind where the minute hand needs to be when the foods done.

    I never really thought about it before, just knew that for some reason I could always read an analog watch faster and chalked it up to what I was used to. Then the other day I was screwing around with the clock settings, and I came across the Fuzzy clock. After looking at it briefly, I realized... The analog watch is like looking at the digital clock and the fuzzy clock at the same time.

  121. what? by unbiasedbystander · · Score: 0

    nobody even mentioned the 3.5" floppy drive?

  122. Swinghands are good for navigation by Shoggoth+of+Maul · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can use an analog watch, if it's correctly set, to find your direction in the wilderness. Point the hour hand at the sun, and halfway between the hour hand and 12 o'clock will be either North or South, depending on your lattitude and time of year.

    Yeah, that's not much, but it's cool. It also means you can set your analog watches with a compass, and, with a little math and a sure reckoning of where north is, estimate your lattitude by finding how close the sun is to vertical, and in which direction it deviates.

    Thinking about this problem has brought to my attention that I've been a Boy Scout for far too long...

  123. A better name for this article would be... by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1


    "Ten Technologies that are more or less obsolete in general use but still serve small niches better than newer technologies."

    And does the author really think 14-kilobit-per-second modems! were a product of the early 1980's? We weren't lucky enough to get those until the mid-1990's. Maybe he's just LUCKY that he doesn't remember 110-baud acoustic couplers...

    1. Re:A better name for this article would be... by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      Strange, I distinctly remember byung hayes 28.8 modem in 1994, 14.4 was an old tech by then.

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  124. Checking temperature? by grotgrot · · Score: 1

    I thought it would be great having a watch that tells the temperature. So I bought a Casio that does. Only on detailed reading of the manual did I discover the flaw. The temperature sensor is in the watch and the watch is on your arm, so it basically tells you the temperature of your arm. (You can take the watch off and wait 30 mins to get the temperature of wherever you put it, but what exactly is the point?)

    About the only thing it tells me is wether my arm was above or inside the covers while sleeping (it records the temperature every hour).

    The watches that tell you your altitude are even more useless. They actually just measure the air pressure. So the way you use them is that you tell the watch what your altitude is, and then it tells you what the alititude is.

  125. As a lover of mechanical watches... by Comatose51 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Despite my usual love for evereything new and advanced, I have a strong love for mechanical watches. I wear an IWC Portofino right now. It doesn't even glow in the dark and I need a separate alarm to wake me up. All it does is tell me the time and date. But I'm fairly sure I would be wearing the same watch for the forseeable future and I have a greater love for it than any of my previous watches.

    Why? Because ironically good timepieces should be timeless. Even a good mechanical watch from the 50's or earlier would still work and look nice if it has been taken care of. On the other hand, anything that's technologically advanced is the opposite. They're very vulnerable to the passage of time. The own selling point of technology is that they're somehow futuristic or advanced but once that future has arrived, they lost their charm. A well made time-piece or anything that is "timeless" has other qualities that age better.

    I think a good part of it has to do with the person's personality as much as anything else. Having taken the technology route so many times, I'm happy to know that I have something, however small, that will last and do one thing really well day after day.

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  126. What about Teletext? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Still beats the internet for news.
    It's been around for 30 years or something.

    1. Re:What about Teletext? by Hezu · · Score: 1
      The article was clearly of US origin as it mentioned pagers as a living technology (as elsewhere pagers are historic relics), which also explains that teletext was not mentioned as it has not been introduced that side of the pond (actually I'm not even sure teletext has been popular outside Europe).

      But I agree that teletext is still viable source of information, despite the crude display.

  127. Slashteam in the Alley behind Linuxcon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a beg, bitch! what's my name?
    a break his . beg! /
    a teeth! \ | '
    a \ ` |
    a O O O/ O
    a /| /|/ <| --|\
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    a |\ |\ /|\ /|
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    a 'mmph glurgle whimper

  128. stop... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...being a bitch and posting with a karma bonus for such a pedantic comment.

  129. FAX! by LoudMusic · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Good lord, fax needs to go away. I've bitched and moaned about this at my office for FIVE YEARS.

    In addition to that, there needs to be some way of physically inflicting pain upon people who print documents and don't pick them up from the printer. It's a waste to print at all, but if you then don't even get your wasted print out ... what are you thinking?

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    1. Re:FAX! by MP3Chuck · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Fax isn't entirely useless ... it's kind of nice to be able to send things like signed contracts and whatnot in one fell swoop instead of...
      • Wait for scanner to warm up
      • Scan document
      • Start email program
      • Attach scanned document
      • Send email

      Just makes dialing 11 numbers seem that much better.
    2. Re:FAX! by LoudMusic · · Score: 1

      There are a lot of scanners these days that have software which gives you the ability to "scan to email". It will scan a document, crop it appropriately, open an email and attach it - all at the click of one button.

      Useless argument, I know, but it would be nice to see them go away.

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    3. Re:FAX! by Urox · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I am rather glad that a lot of businesses use fax as communication. There isn't a scanner where I work so that route is out.

      With a fax:
      * I can send in my reciepts for health care reimbursement instantly AND keep the receipts.
      * I can sign legally binding medical release forms and get medical documents on their way rather than stopping by the physical office (which may be in another state) or waiting for the mail to deliver forms.
      * Faxing is cheaper than a 32 cent stamp in many cases.
      * I don't have to worry about our inconsistent mail carrier who decided he didn't have to deliver to us more than once a week as well as kept mail at the office undelivered. He also has continuously misdelivered mail, both for us (my SO and me) and not for us.

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    4. Re:FAX! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There *is* a way to inflict pain on people who don't pick up their print jobs: roll the job around a length of rebar, and hit them on the head with it. Quick, easy, fun.

    5. Re:FAX! by krouic · · Score: 1

      In many countries, signed faxes are recognized as legally binding, while emails are not. So it still is the only way to rapidly exchange contractual documents, until digitally signed documents are universally recognized by the law.

      K

  130. Cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The underlying technology behind modern cars is the same as 100 years ago. Hopefully hybrids will change this, and fuel cells, etc.

  131. missed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    1. basic (+,-,*,/) calculators, still around, cheap, but I would rather have a $10 old PalmIII than an $10 dumb calculator

    2. TV "channels" - why can't TVs show a menu matrix of stations by name (wnbc,kwgn,abc,cbs, etc.) instead of channel numbers??? (tivo like?). Same with VCRs - the fact that most people can't program a VCR is because the interface is still too cumbersome.

    3. junk mail (snail mail) - can't we have a mail-shredder appliance that automatically destroys any flyer from the local supermarket or realtors?

    4. VHS - will still be around, until DVD recorders get under $100

    5. Complicated remotes (see #1) - Do we really need more than 30 buttons in our remotes? Menu systems please!

    6. Anti-piracy mechanisms - don't work, why bother to put them in the first place? Lower the prices, you will sell more. Better yet, close major record distribution labels and leave everything to Apple.

    7. Heavy Combustion engines - why aren't there any smaller, safer, better, lighter cars yet? Instead, more SUVs and bigger cars.

    8. Planes - can't we have better/faster trains? ... make things easier for baggage handling, ticket processing, passport/custom, etc.

    9. Excess kitchen appliances - in the old days all you had were pots/pans/grill, no new super-ultra-blender-4000 nor MykeTysons Grill.

    10. Bloated apps. I was recently looking and an old machine I have at home - 30MB was enough to hold a graphic environment and basic word processor/spreadsheet - maybe 90% of what the average joe ever needs (being the other 10% a web browser).

    1. Re:missed... by Deanasc · · Score: 1
      VHS - will still be around, until DVD recorders get under $100

      Not if they stop making them. VHS will go the way of the Betamax machine. Expensive. At that point people will just pay the $300 for Tivo and a DVD burner.

      I agree with you on the bloated apps. I don't see any difference in performance between the old Win98 300Mhz and the new WinXP 2Ghz machines.

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    2. Re:missed... by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 1
      5. Complicated remotes (see #1) - Do we really need more than 30 buttons in our remotes? Menu systems please!

      I agreed with you up until I went out and tried many "universal" remotes, mostly in the high end, all with multi function buttons or menu's and touch screens.

      I have since returned them all and gone back to multiple remotes. The biggest drawback of all the multi-function ones is that you actually have to look down at the remote to push the buttons, if only to make sure that you are not doing somethng you don't want. This becomes even worse with the touch screen ones where you definitely have to look because you have no tactile feed back at all.

      So, i returned my last attempt and spent $5 at crate and barrel for a basket that sits on my coffee table, now i just grab the remote i need.

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  132. looking at air traffic control... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it seems that Token ring and the OSI 7 layer network stack (not the model, but an ACTUAL implementation) refuse to die.

    And this is true on both sides of the pond.

  133. Radio will never die by jmpoast · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't see radio ever dying until our cars drive themselves. You can't (well shouldn't) watch television while driving, so radio is really your only alternative.

  134. Hooke watch, please by hey · · Score: 1

    That's a Hooke watch to those of us reading
    Neal Stephenson's "Quicksilver".

  135. I call bullshit on radio by kippy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If you can find a better way to distribute information for low cost, reasonably long range, low power, flexibility, small size and relatively simple design, I'd like to see it.

    Streaming content on the web? Not without a computer and high speed connection.

    XM radio? Big cost rampup to get a satellite constellation up and high cost of the receiver.

  136. Reading performance degrades gracefully by DeadVulcan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The reason watches with moving hands are so successful is that [...] they are extremely fast and easy to read. [...] On a watch I can get an approximate time (it's almost 4:30pm) in a glance.

    I think we agree, but I would put it this way: the act of reading an analog display degrades gracefully. If you want accuracy, you can take your time and examine the tick marks closely. If you glance at it, you get a general idea.

    With a digital watch, if you glance at it and you only manage to catch the last two digits, you're not much the wiser.

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  137. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by crush · · Score: 2, Funny

    Most digital watches have a "chronograph" or "countdown" feature that would allow her to select 60 seconds, press start and then take her finger off the button, grab the wrist....oh...

  138. the floppy disk. by cyrax777 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    with the advant of cheap CD-rw burners and dirt cheap flash media its amazing the floppy disk is still around

  139. #11 technology that we wish would die by 0WaitState · · Score: 0, Troll

    And #11 technlogy that we wish would die is...

    "Free" web pages that require subscriptions to view them. Fuck off asswipes, I'm not paying you a time tax on top of giving you the priviledge of engaging my attention long enough to read what you have to say. What goddamned arrogance.

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  140. Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by cgenman · · Score: 4, Interesting

    CLI

    1. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by nicolas.e · · Score: 1

      Why are you still using a CLI ?

      Because I am a member of homo sapiens, who have evolved over years from using pictograms to writing.

    2. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by lambent · · Score: 1

      CLI is the most powerful user interface the vast majority of users don't know how to use, or even know exists.

      Actually, I'm suprised all this "gooey" stuff has lasted as long as it has. I thought it would just be a fad, and wear itself out after a few years.

    3. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah? You browsing Slashdot right now via CLI? I DIDN'T THINK SO, BIATCH!!

    4. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      thesis-antithesis-synthesis. Things like Common Lisp CLIM or XMLTerm might point the way forward.

    5. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by Moofie · · Score: 1

      I prefer a GUI because I understand that operating a computer and making marks on a wet clay tablet with a pointy stick are different tasks that might benefit from a different approach.

      Does that make me a member of Homo Superior?

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    6. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "You browsing Slashdot right now via CLI?"

      As a matter of fact I am. Lynx is great for browsing at work. Most people (esp. management) just turn off their brain the minute they see a screen full of fixed-width text.

    7. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm suprised all this "gooey" stuff has lasted as long as it has.

      Usually you have to add lube after a while.

    8. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by Christ-on-a-bike · · Score: 1
      Lynx is not a command-line program. It has a full-screen interface.

      Do you use ed?

    9. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, just Homo Sexual.

    10. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      No, that makes you a Homo Sexual.

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    11. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until I can search my home dir as easily as "ls | grep whateveriwannasearchfor" with a GUI, the CLI's not going anywhere.

    12. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > CLI

      CLI isn't *old* enough to die. It's barely fifty years old, and in its current
      modern form (with e.g. smart completion that knows to complete a directory
      name after one type of command or any filename after another et cetera) is
      less than ten years old.

      You want technology that is *totally* obsolete and just *refuses* to die,
      that is still used by everyone all the time, you have to look at something
      older than CLI. Paper comes to mind. Radio is a bit newer but doesn't show
      any signs of dying either, despite being declared dead the minute television
      started to get popular.

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    13. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey, shit for brains, ever heard of links? or how about lynx?

    14. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hrm. Say I want you to go to the shop, and buy me some beer. Do I either:

      A) Use words to say "Please go to the shop and buy me some beer"

      or

      B) Draw various images, with arrows and labels, hopefully representing my desire that you go to the shop and buy beer.

      Do you see? (A) is much simpler. Equally, telling a computer what to do with commands is often much, MUCH simpler than via a GUI. Take GCC for example. A GCC GUI would have thousands of tabs and checkboxes, whereas on the command line you only type the ones you need.

      And again, telling a newcomer to type "ifconfig eth0 down" is sooo much easier over IRC/email etc. than saying "Go to the main menu, then click here, then select this, uncheck that." etc.

      And yet again, CLIs are much better for server use. You may never have used a CLI to an advanced level, but bear in mind that you can do things almost infinitely quicker with the CLI. For example, select all files beginning with g, having two n's in, sort the selection and view the 10th-20th in terms of size, and open in a graphics program.

      One single command on the CLI. How long would that take with a GUI?

    15. Re:Tech #12 That Refuses To Die by torpor · · Score: 1

      #13 GUI.

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  141. Old tech chains you to more old tech.... by King_TJ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    IMHO, there's really no good reason anyone should need a typewriter for the purpose of filling out purchase orders!

    The problem is, your workplace is still using the "old tech" of carbon paper based forms.

    The last company I worked for that made us fill out multipart purchase order forms finally phased them out completely. They installed new computer software that let employees complete the whole purchase order online. Sure, a few people complained and moaned about how much harder it made things - but over time, even they started getting used to it. (How often do you re-order something from the same supplier? I bet it happens fairly often. Sure is nice to have the PC fill in the whole address for you when you key in the name of the vendor, because it remembers them all in an address book.)

    It's also nice when someone needs to locate an old purchase order to figure out when a warranty expires or what was paid for a product the last time it was purchased. Just do a quick search in the computer, instead of digging through thousands of papers in a filing cabinet!

    1. Re:Old tech chains you to more old tech.... by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      The problem is, your workplace is still using the "old tech" of carbon paper based forms.
      About the only store that I regularly go to that uses hand-filled-in carbon paper forms is... a computer store. What's stranger, they sell and install Point of Sale systems.
      The staff doesn't understand why, either.

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  142. Not For Me! by DumbSwede · · Score: 1
    I have never bought this analog is easier to read quickly or more intuitively than digital argument. I for one can read time more quickly and accurately from a digital watch, and I have never mistakenly put my digital watch on upside down, and inferred the incorrect time from reading it. Add to this the tendency for really "cool" looking watches to have only 4 hour marks, or even just one silly dot at 12 high. Watches are analog as a fashion statement period. The altimeter example doesn't really wash, because the speed with which the hands are moving is often more important than what they are pointing to as in:
    Ooooh My God I'm dropping fast!!!

    Time doesn't speed up or slow down such that I can see the change in the way the hands on my watch move (and even if it did/does I would be changing with it to a net no change). Else it might be suppior to digital.

    That you tend to say things like it's a quarter to six when using an analog watch versus It 5:45 doesn't slow me down one tick either, or make being close to six feel more palpable. If anything it just shows how hard it is to read an analog watch, and thus we just guess at the time instead or really knowing it.

    1. Re:Not For Me! by lrucker · · Score: 1
      Time doesn't speed up or slow down such that I can see the change in the way the hands on my watch move (and even if it did/does I would be changing with it to a net no change).

      I'd guess you've never used drugs?

    2. Re:Not For Me! by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      I have never mistakenly put my digital watch on upside down

      Then you aren't Professor Hubert Farnsworth.

      (Specifically in the episode 1ACV08 "A Big Piece of Garbage".)

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    3. Re:Not For Me! by michael_cain · · Score: 1
      I have never bought this analog is easier to read quickly or more intuitively than digital argument.

      Quite possibly true for a single dial (ie, a watch). For multiple dials, most people can deal much more easily with a collection of properly designed analog indicators. The example I recall most clearly was an array of twelve different engine sensor measurements (temp, pressure of different fluids, etc). The indicators were laid out in a 3x4 grid and the "nominal" operating point for each was with the dial pointing straight to the right. You could glance at the indicators and answer the question "Is everything operating normally?" even from across the room. Numeric displays required that you read each value individually.

    4. Re:Not For Me! by DumbSwede · · Score: 1
      So the problem becomes not so much a one of analog vs. digital, but layout and intuitiveness. I agree a collection of dials is easier to read than a collection of digital readouts, but green/yellow/read bar indicators might be another step up. So lets design thus: an analog bar meter with green/yellow/read areas above its digital readout "exact" value. We're all in the Green! Looks good. Hey what's that in the Red? Granted something like 10% of males are color blind, but you could choose colors with slightly different hues, such that most color blind people could discriminate.

      Analog dials do have one virtue in a control environment, they are often tied mechanically or pneumatically to the system thy monitor, and are immune to software errors or power glitches (though pneumatic ones can get stuck). For real redundancy, use all three.

      I still maintain a single digital readout on a watch says it all, and about as quickly as you could want. The degrade-with-distance argument works for wall clocks. Maybe when my eyes start to go and my arm isn't long enough for a critical focus, I'll see the value to analog wristwatches, which is what I thought the original parent comment was about.

    5. Re:Not For Me! by michael_cain · · Score: 1
      So the problem becomes not so much a one of analog vs. digital, but layout and intuitiveness. I agree a collection of dials is easier to read than a collection of digital readouts, but green/yellow/read bar indicators might be another step up.

      Yeah, I think the key for a collection of indicators is to have some scheme where there's a distinct non-random pattern representing "normal" operation. Humans are remarkably good at learning to recognize visual patterns and small perterbations from a standard pattern. In the dials case that I remember, any dial that didn't match the parallel horizontal lines that represented normal operation really jumped out. You could, in fact, glance quickly at the array and then away, tell that something was wrong, but not be able to say which specific dial was off. The color differences you suggest would probably be even better for that kind of "something is wrong" recognition.

  143. Fortran.NET by samsmithnz · · Score: 1

    Fortran is far from dead, look Fortran is even part of the .NET Framework...

  144. Analog photography by Shimmer · · Score: 1

    It might still be too early to tell, but I suspect that analog photography will find a small niche indefinitely.

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    1. Re:Analog photography by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      It might not be that small. Analog photography is like oil paints - part of the art is with the limits of the tech (especially B&W).

  145. F T P by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTP needs to die already.

  146. "Timepieces" means what it says by SuperBanana · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Compared to today's digital timepieces, old-fashioned, sweep-hand watches are pathetic one-trick ponies.

    Not really. They're two-trick ponies; they tell me the time and the date. Last time I checked, "timepiece" meant "something that tells time".

    Digital-watch wearers can check temperature, altitude, and the time in Tokyo, play tunes and games, and send messages.

    None of which matters. I don't give a crap about the temperature, because it's moot; if I'm too cold or too hot, my body will tell me, and I'm usually smart enough to, based on time of day, season, location etc...figure out what I'm gonna need to wear(I may even, gasp, open the door and stick my head outside to see for myself). I don't give a crap about altitude, because honestly, that doesn't really mean anything to me, unless it comes on the news that anything under 1000 ft ASL is going to flood within the hour because the whole antarctic shelf just collapsed. I certainly don't give a crap about the time in Tokyo, because if I needed to know that sort of thing on a regular basis, I'd know what the differential is, and be able to do the rather easy math(anyone that can't do addition/subtraction for number under 30 needs serious help). In the meantime, I'll guess that they're approximately 12 hours behind EST since they're on the opposite side of the world.

    In fact, the only reason I need a timepiece- since I(and most other people) can tell roughly what time of day it is...is because we need to be at certainly places at certain very specific times, where guessing isn't appropriate. The date function is small because we only need to look at it once a day, maybe twice, to remind ourselves. Form, meet function. So pardon me while I buy the nice, simple analog timepiece that looks nice(and will look nice for at least another 100 years) while you buy your stupid little toy that will break in 5 years(it'll be out of style in 6 months, if you're lucky). Were electric analog timepieces an improvement? Not really. Manual wind, I can sync to my computer, or even a radio program. But my electric analog watch needs battery replacement every year or so, and since it only comes out on special occasions, it's nearly always dead.

    I have the same objection to cameraphones. I want my phone to do 3 things. a)let me find a number for someone I know b)let me know when someone is calling c)let me make calls.

    Notice nowhere in there was "annoy coworkers with polyphonic ringtones." Or "take pictures"(I use my camera to take pictures, and they look 1000x better than anything any cameraphone will ever produce). Or "tell me the weather". I haven't even bothered to use the AIM functions, or SMS. I use my phone for one thing- telephone calls.

    I once mentored for the middle school science olympiad. Mind you, these kids are supposed to be the brightest of the bunch- the kids who enjoy science and thinking on their feet. "Okay, you guys have until 3pm to finish this practice". (loooong pause) "Um, we don't have any watches on." "There's a clock right there on the wall." (blank stares.) "Um...we don't know how to read those kinds of clocks". How pathetic is that?

    1. Re:"Timepieces" means what it says by CrosseyedPainless · · Score: 1

      Telling time via an old-fashioned analog clockface is probably not the prized skill it was in your day, Abe Simpson. Why would that be pathetic? Gonna rag on them for not knowing how to use a dial telephone, too?

    2. Re:"Timepieces" means what it says by cranos · · Score: 1

      How about the fact that reading an analogue clock requires the brain to be able to translate symbols into information. This is not a bad thing. Wherease digital gives it straight and doesn't require you to use your brain for anything other than thinking "oooohh pretty".

    3. Re:"Timepieces" means what it says by Captain_Jackass · · Score: 1

      How about the fact that reading an analogue clock requires the brain to be able to translate symbols into information. This is not a bad thing. Wherease digital gives it straight and doesn't require you to use your brain for anything other than thinking "oooohh pretty".

      Numbers aren't symbols any more? I never got that memo.

  147. Re:ana-log - but with digital guts by johnlcallaway · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I am a die-hard analog watch fan. Digital watch faces just look cheap to me, no matter how expensive they are.

    Analog doesn't also mean not digital either. My Seiko has an analog face, but with digital internals. It has an alarm, chronometer, stop watch, and timer. It uses stepping motors to control the hands.

    So, is this a digalog watch?? Or is it anagital?

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  148. wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they are getting out of the film CAMERA business.

    they are not giving up their chemical and film businesses.

  149. Re:Glad they mentioned tubes.... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1

    Well I for one LOVE my tube amp...soon, hopefully to be ampS. My end goal is to have a mono-block tube amp for each channel of my HT..

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  150. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by niko9 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yup, he's right. It's on our New York State checkout list, right next ot NYS State cert. card, penlight and trauma shears. Analog watches for EMT's and Paramedics are mandatory.

    My TAG Heuer Formula 1 has taken one shit kicking after another; stills ticks away like a champ at work.

    I don't think the digital plastic equivalent would hold up.
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  151. reasons digital/electronic watches inferior by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    1. Hard to quickly read while driving at night even with backlighting, give me glowing analog hands!

    2. Display fades & hard to read when very cold

    3. batteries are not standardized, store might not even have your size!

    4. batteries are required; if your watch dies while you're traveling in third world country you're likely S.O.L.

    5. using digital watch as stopwatch/timing requires pushing buttons, with analog can easily do just by looking

    1. Re:reasons digital/electronic watches inferior by kryptkpr · · Score: 1

      And analog watches are inferior becuase:

      1. I can't read them while drunk. Seriously, after a few drinks, analog watches are nice and pretty to look at, but I find I couldn't make out the time if my life depended on it.

      2. When it's very cold, I keep my hand in my pocket, so I'm not looking at my watch anyways. As far as the fading goes, I don't think I've ever experienced this on a watch, although I've seen it on other LCD-based devices (such as my CD Player's display).

      3. Timex watches come with an obsured battery warranty.. 5 years I think.. I end up loosing the watch long before the battery dies. (I've never replaced a battery in any of my digital watches).

      4. Winding them up is required.. If you forgot to wind them up, you're likely S.O.L.

      5. Digital stopwatch/timers are _much_ more accurate.. usually to the 1/100th of a second.. (probably 1/10th of a second accuracy when factoring in reaction time). You'll be lucky to get +/- 1 second on an analog. Not to mention the fact that they likely have a lot more features (like keeping track of lap times).

      So please.. you keep your analog watch, and I'll keep my digital.

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    2. Re:reasons digital/electronic watches inferior by dsb3 · · Score: 1

      3. Timex watches come with an obsured battery warranty.. 5 years I think.. I end up loosing the watch long before the battery dies. (I've never replaced a battery in any of my digital watches).

      What's that? An obscured warranty? Or an absurd one? I agree ... 5 years is an absurdly SHORT time for a device that should be built to last for your lifetime.

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    3. Re:reasons digital/electronic watches inferior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1. Car has clock too. Ask car clock. Or make watch glow.

      2. Mechanical watches become extremely unreliable in extreme temperatures. Begin losing/ gaining and can be very tempermental. No thanks.

      3. What batteries?

      4. No, no they aren't. It's not essential to have batteries, or winders, or pour gasoline into the watch. Humans have a lot of spare energy, and we live near a star!

      5. No, offers _convenience_ of stopwatch, but doesn't require it. Same convenience on a mechanical watch can be done but requires complex (= expensive) components. Either can be replaced with mental arithmetic, but that's not a "feature" any more than being able to photograph a car is a feature of the car.

    4. Re:reasons digital/electronic watches inferior by kryptkpr · · Score: 1

      .. a digital watch is most definitely _not_ a device that's built to last a lifetime.

      When the battery dies.. you buy a new watch.

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    5. Re:reasons digital/electronic watches inferior by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      1. drunks don't need to know what "clock time" it is. Drunken timekeeping needs are: Is it past closing time, or not? Is it light outside or dark? Don't need any kind of timepiece. 2. depends how much heat your wrist puts out, I should see if this is still an issue with my increased bulk compared to when younger. 3. battery life really varies, some watches have stinky little battery that wears out in less than 2 years, others last 5+ years. 4. funny how I never had problem with being in habit of winding watch....picked it up at age 7 with my first watch 5. I was thinking of applications like timing heart rate & such. For laps & high accuracy in sports, a really nice analog stopwatch with BIG buttons is much easier to use ( and made for one-handed operation too!) than trying to hit button #2 on the far side of some microminiaturized wonder gizmo.

    6. Re:reasons digital/electronic watches inferior by 0x0d0a · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why should it be built to last a lifetime? I mean, you *can* build all sorts of things to last a lifetime, but it's not particularly economically sensible or desireable. Much like the grandparent poster, I have never replaced the battery in a digital watch, as I have never managed to avoid losing a watch long enough for the battery to run out. I admit that most of the features above basic time-telling are probably extraneous, but I do occasionally use a stopwatch, and day of week/month are useful.

      I do vaguely like the look of some analog watches, but it's to the same extent that I vaguely like the look of a trackball or a hammer or a fan -- I just don't really care much about how the thing looks -- just how it works. I don't exactly spend time admiring my watch -- I just want the time from it.

      I tend to mar faceplates. I don't care how ruggedly built they are, they *will* get scratched. If the watch is a $30 digital watch, it's no big deal. If it's a $200 analog watch, I do care.

      I could never figure out people that say that they can "see the time more quickly on an analog watch". It's just nonsensical -- you see it, you know. Perhaps if someone is extremely familiar with their analog watch and doesn't use any devices with LCD digits, they might take a moment to pick up on the thing, but when I look at my watch, it's just like reading a word in your post -- it's there, in my head. A digital watch has the benefit of giving an accurate time reading immediately.

      This isn't to bash people with analog watches. There are good reasons for them. They're a status symbol -- it lets someone clearly say that they can blow a lot of money on an expensive watch, or let the NASA folks say "I worked on the Mars lander project". There's a good deal of tradition associated with them, and tradition is fun. It's fun to put up a Christmas tree each year, and it's fun to get an heirloom watch.

      However, there just aren't any significant criticisms of digital watches that really hold true any more. I tend to think that unless people prefer analog watches for a particular reason, they're better off with a digital, but neither mechanism is badly flawed for people who just want the time.

    7. Re:reasons digital/electronic watches inferior by ameoba · · Score: 2, Informative
      I tend to mar faceplates. I don't care how ruggedly built they are, they *will* get scratched. If the watch is a $30 digital watch, it's no big deal. If it's a $200 analog watch, I do care.


      You know, it's not too hard to find watches with decent crystals. Your $30 POS probably has a plastic one, slightly more expensive & you get glass and after paying a few hundred you finally get to sapphire crystals. Sapphire is close to diamond in hardness so it's not going to scratch at all (my Dad's been an aircraft mechanic his whole life, and the sapphire-crystalled Seikos he has last -years- doing that kind of work with almost no visible damage to the face).
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    8. Re:reasons digital/electronic watches inferior by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I've moderated in this discussion, so must reply AC. Sorry.


      For laps & high accuracy in sports, a really nice analog stopwatch with BIG buttons is much easier to use ( and made for one-handed operation too!) than trying to hit button #2 on the far side of some microminiaturized wonder gizmo


      This makes no sense. You are comparing an analog watch that is suited to a task with a digital that isn't. If you want big buttons, get a digital stopwatch designed for the task.
  152. Digital vs. analog (x vs. dx) by jim3e8 · · Score: 1

    I far prefer analog watches to digital, but it still takes me 1-2 seconds to read time on an analog after years of practice, while digital is instantaneous. Analog gives you a better sense of change over time, important for speedometers but perhaps not for a spot reading like on a watch. In other words, digital gives you the value of a function, analog the derivative.

  153. They missed one by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Human Sex Partners

  154. Watches by ocooch · · Score: 1

    I prefer wind-up watches. I put myself thought school repairing them in the late 70's. They are now back in vogue.

  155. Invalid Association by sevensharpnine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    From the article: "Vacuum tubes Audiophiles have sustained another technology that's even older than magnetic tape. In the 1970s, compact, energy-efficient transistors boded to replace vacuum tubes entirely. But transistors couldn't satisfy some guitar players and hi-fi cognoscenti."

    As a guitar player, I'm insulted that this article lumps me in with the conspicuously-consuming audiophiles that drop hundreds of dollars on cleverly marketed cables. Tubes aren't an imaginary sound modifier in guitar amps, they are universally agreed to distort (clip) in much nicer ways when sent an overpowered signal compared to transistors. Only now in the 21st century are we beginning to see digital amps that can compete with this "ancient" technology. The article is correct that the consumer-level tube market is helped along by musicians, but the reasons have nothing to do with Audiophile-type superstition that seems to be implied. The tube vs. solid state harmonic patterns are quantitively different, and empirically better. I would no go so far as to label us as the cognoscenti, but rather people who aren't obviously deaf (and anyone here who has heard a clipping solid state amp will agree).

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    1. Re:Invalid Association by hudsonhawk · · Score: 1

      If you're willing to concede that tube guitar amps are sonically superior, why is it such a stretch that works better for audio playback? Have you ever even listened to playback on a tube system?

      It's not superstition; it's aesthetics. If you really think art can be quantified and calculated, why did you even bother to learn how to play guitar? Certainly a computer can play it better than you.

    2. Re:Invalid Association by sevensharpnine · · Score: 1

      I wasn't entirely clear, then. The difference arises from the tubes/transistors being distorted. In an audio system, the goal is to reproduce the sound as cleanly as possible, without distortion. Tubes in an audio amplifier "color" the sound into something more sonically desirable, but do so at the expense of clairity (imho). Guitar amps are purposely "pushed" into a stage of distortion, and this sound far better with a tube amp.

      And I didn't claim music could be quantified; I claimed that sound quality could be quantified. But to open another can of worms, music theory is the quantification of music in a way, but in the end, it's all too subjective to withstand a rigorous scientific definition.

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    3. Re:Invalid Association by bmajik · · Score: 1

      because audiophile grade audio uses tubes in a non-overdriven state, and the benefit of tubes for guitarists is their degradation characteristics when they are overdriven.

      IOW, if your goal is 100% perfect sound reproduction with zero distortion amplitude implification, thats something that solid state can do nicely.

      If your goal is to color the sound by over-driving the amplification device, thats soemthing that transistors really suck at, and tubes are really good at. The only solid state amps which sound any good at all use DSP and software to model the sonic transformation of an over driven tube system. transistor amps call it "distortion" because the waveforms are clipped. on tube amps its called "overdrive" the effect is much different (and nicer).

      Finally, if you read between the lines, tube audiophile rags and proponents talk about the tube equipment coloring the sound. it may sound better, but its a preference and value proposition thing. at the point that you're talking about coloring sound, you're not dealing with faithful 100% reproduction of source material.. you're talking about subjectively pleasing somebody.

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    4. Re:Invalid Association by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      To you, I say bravo and don't worry.

      The ONLY people who might lump guitar tube amps together with stereo reproduction tube amps are the hardcore audiophiles, and nobody takes them seriously except themselves.

      Vacuum tubes as a tone source are notoriously difficult to duplicate, and very distinctive. We're getting there, but it's not quite a done deal. Vacuum tubes as a tone reproducer are relatively difficult to do well, and the very best attempts approach...good solid state design.

      There are those of us--even some fairly serious audiophiles--who can't be bothered with tubes, except when we're creating a sound (i.e. with a guitar). My advice to you is to thank the tube-o-philes for keeping alive a market for replacement tubes. :-)

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    5. Re:Invalid Association by swordgeek · · Score: 1

      I love "politely snotty" comments like this.

      The OP was talking about tone creation--taking a signal from a guitar that he created, distorting it through non-square-wave clipping (further adding to the creative process), and then eventually passing it on to the listener as he intended. Tube amps for reproduction will at best, do something that solid state can manage easily; and at worst, will distort the creator's intent.

      If, as a consumer of music, you decide that you want to _change_ the sound of the music, then you'd be better off getting an equaliser, a mixer, or buying some over-the-top test equipment to induce distortion into the reproduction chain, rather than suffering the whims of a misguided tube amp designer.

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  156. The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by eyegor · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If you're wearing an analog watch and someone asks you what time it is, you say: a quarter to 10.

    If you're wearing a digital watch: it's 9:43 and 17 seconds!!! Urk!!!

    Geez... ya sound like a total dweeb!

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    1. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Tackhead · · Score: 2, Funny
      > If you're wearing an analog watch and someone asks you what time it is, you say: a quarter to 10.
      >
      > If you're wearing a digital watch: it's 9:43 and 17 seconds!!! Urk!!!

      Funny, that's why I wear a digital watch.

      Sometimes I want to know how much time has elapsed between two events to within 500ms. And I don't want to do base-60 arithmetic in my head, because unlike the ancient Babylonians, I was raised in a base-10 world.

    2. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What do you do, on a semi-regular basis, that you need that kind of "accuracy"? If you're timing events, then your reaction time is going to come into play and your accuracy will be stopped down. At 500ms, you're getting down to the limits of human reaction time which is really at best 100ms. Just admit it man, you're a geek. :)

    3. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are you, a professional timer of bus arrivals and departures?

    4. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Interesting
      > If you're timing events, then your reaction time is going to come into play and your accuracy will be stopped down. At 500ms, you're getting down to the limits of human reaction time which is really at best 100ms. Just admit it man, you're a geek. :)

      "Geek and proud!" As proof, I offer not merely the fact that I prefer digital watches, but that I set them to 24-hour time.

      Actually, that's an interesting point. If it's a foot race of 10 seconds, 500ms accuracy probably isn't enough. If it's a road trip of 2 hours, being accurate to the nearest minute is probably sufficient.

      Maybe I'm a left-brained geek, but I always found it easier to parse 02:44 instead of having to eyeball my way from 12-to-almost-3 and again from 12-to-almost-9.

      02:44 is unambiguous on a digital watch, even by the light of the CRT. On an analog watch, it's sometimes hard to tell which hand is the bigger one. At 14:44 it's a little easier, at 02:44 it's a little more difficult.

      I was going to make a snarky wisecrack about how if you can't tell the difference between 0244 and 1444, you've got bigger problems than any watch can solve.

      Then I realized that the same argument applies to 0455 and 1655. If you're at certain latitudes, for several months of the year, those two times can be hard to tell apart on anything but a digital watch. And hey, this is Slashdot, where not knowing which half of the day we're talking about is part of the game.

    5. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by ArekRashan · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Fool.

      Even if your country uses the metric system, you weren't raised in a base-10 world. Yes, it is true that almost all integral arithmetic is represented in base 10. But dominant does not mean exclusive.

      Of course, that's entirely beside the point. This is why you really have no clue:

      The distinction between decimal and sexagesimal representation has no connection whatsoever with the difference between an analog visual representation and a digital numeric display.

      You're doing the sexagesimal math in your head every time you look at your digital watch, or you wouldn't have any clue how much time had elapsed between 2:35 and 3:10. However, on an analog display, it's easy to see that there are seven groups of five marks between the two points, or 35 minutes. In fact, unless your digital watch is using 24 hour time, you have to use duodecimal (base 12) arithmetic to find the difference between 9:00 and 2:00. On most analog displays, there are five clearly delineated hour segments between the numbers in question.

      If I neaded to measure times below 500ms, I'd invest in a quality stopwatch. But I wouldn't want to wear it on my wrist.

      Don't mistake your lamentable inability to read an analog display as a weakness of the concept. You're just to lazy to learn something that takes all of a few day's casual practice (i.e., wearing an analog watch and looking at it when you want to know the time) to become second nature.

      Think about it: Which is a better representation, a diagram of a right angle, or the numeral 90? That numeral being associated with the right angle is just another example of the many facets of this 'base-10' world you were raised in that is not, in fact, decimal. Trecentesexagesimal, perhaps, in this instance.

      Also, a classy analog watch has approximately thirteen thousand times the sex appeal of wearing uglyfont numbers on your arm.

    6. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by ameoba · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not polite to ask the details of somebody's sex life in public.

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    7. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by crzfire · · Score: 1

      The real reason i went to an analog watch is for taking a pulse and watching someone breathe. With an analog watch, you dont have to think you start at a point and watch the second hand till it goes to the second point. With a digital watch you have to do the math in you head while trying to concentrate on what you are doing

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    8. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Admit it, you wrote that just as an excuse to use the word "sexagesimal".

    9. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Superfarstucker · · Score: 1, Funny

      Seek psychiatric help if you think chicks "dig" the watch. I will give you that digital watches look terrible, but analog watches are by no means an attractive or flattering piece of jewelry for a wrist :)

    10. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by veg_all · · Score: 1

      "Geek and proud!" As proof, I offer not merely the fact that I prefer digital watches, but that I set them to 24-hour time.

      Ha! I have mine programmed to a decimal division of the day which I devised for greater accuracy and elegance.

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    11. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by n.o.d.y.n.e · · Score: 1

      And your point is?

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    12. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, a genuine Rolex (rather than a Rolexx; or pick your favorite high end timepiece) is a status symbol which your typical shallow gold-digging woman will, umm, dig. It's a documented fact that women dig your pocket book more than your appearance. It's just one of those evolutionary adaptations that make men apparently go for looks and women look for money. This is a stereotype, but not all stereotypes are wrong on average.

    13. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      hehe, i wear a friggin analog pocket watch, not only that but the damn hour hand points about 1/2 hour into the future. So the hour hand will be halfway between the two numbers but the minute will be on the 12. I think I am going to set it so that the hour hand is right and the minute hand is wrong, I work 12 hour shifts. minutes are for the weak.

    14. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I wear an analog watch myself, but there are a few problems with your math. First, the way we tell time (especially 12 hour time) doesn't really correspond to any base, since the numbers in the 'minutes' column use a different base from the numbers in the 'hours' column. Second, in 12 hour time, you're not doing base 12 math, you're doing modulo 12 math. You don't "borrow" from some imaginary "superhours" place when you subtract times, for example. In fact, analog clocks are a great example to use to teach modulo arithmetic.

    15. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Siriaan · · Score: 1

      You're trying to compare something which is inherently visual ie intersecting lines to something which is inherently numerical ie time.

      In my mind, time exists as numbers and therefore should be represented in the most simplistic numerical way possible.

    16. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

      What's simpler than an angle?

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    17. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by glitch23 · · Score: 1

      9:43 and 17 seconds, no wait, 18 seconds, 19, 20, 21......................and 9:44 right about now!

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    18. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by jayayeem · · Score: 1

      I wear one for the same reason. But I have one with a separate digital clock, set in 24 hour time for times I write on the PCR.

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    19. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A watch is definitely something a woman will notice, as are your shoes, the fit of your clothes, etc.
      After buying a cool looking Fossil analog watch, I got many compliments on it.

    20. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by jorleif · · Score: 1

      In my mind, time exists as numbers

      As a result of practice, yes it might. How your brain actually represents the concept of time is probably quite unknown.

      However, representing a numerical concept as something visual has never been any challenge for human mental abilities.

      For instance, one could say that "Joe was at the peek of his career", even though a career and a mountain have very few similarities, except perhaps the "shape".

    21. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      i wear a friggin analog pocket watch

      Where the hell did you get it? I've been looking for one for years, and in the meantime I've satisfied myself with just not knowing what time it is. I don't wear wrist watches... ;)

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    22. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by 1iar_parad0x · · Score: 1

      You have been trained to understand both analog and digital gauges.

      When you first learned to count, you had to view natural numbers (i.e. 0,1,2,3...) and collections of discrete objects in their singularity and plurality. Eventually you're mind made a mapping between digits and abstract quantities of discrete objects (i.e. 2->pairs, 12->dozen etc). The only remotely innate intuition may have been the basic set theoretic framework the entire number system is built on. Maybe.

      The analog gauge is defined in terms of the digital representation. You had to learn about a 12-modulus system in order to understand how to read and interpret your analog wristwatch. You also had to develop the abstraction of a mapping between radial coordinates of a wristwatch and the digital, base 10, modulus 12 representation. Heck, even to look at a sundial and say that the day is half done requires some knowledge of fractions.

      So if intuition is defined by Occam's Razor, by which I mean if intuition is based on what abstraction can be interpreted by the most canonical collection of knowledge, the digital wristwatch would in my opinion be more intuitive.

      Also, from a geeky perspective, I like analog watches because of their true continuity of temporal representation. Also, IMHO, gears and pendulums (in old clocks) are just so much cooler than quartz crystals.

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    23. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Shinobi · · Score: 1

      ""Geek and proud!" As proof, I offer not merely the fact that I prefer digital watches, but that I set them to 24-hour time."

      Since when did that become a matter of geekhood? Military all over the world has used it for quite a while, and the 24h-system has been standard in Sweden for at least 80 years.

    24. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Moraelin · · Score: 1
      You're doing the sexagesimal math in your head every time you look at your digital watch [...]Don't mistake your lamentable inability to read an analog display as a weakness of the concept. You're just to lazy to learn something that takes all of a few day's casual practice.

      How about taking your own advice. Catch;

      "Don't mistake your lamentable inability" to do that maths "as a weakness of the concept. You're just to lazy to learn something that takes all of a few day's casual practice (i.e., wearing an analog watch and looking at it when you want to know the time) to become second nature."

      Do you need 0.5 seconds accuracy? Probably not. But then ****ing ignore the seconds part. That's all. Even a monkey can learn to do that. Take your own advice and practice a couple of days.

      In fact, unless your digital watch is using 24 hour time, you have to use duodecimal (base 12) arithmetic to find the difference between 9:00 and 2:00. On most analog displays, there are five clearly delineated hour segments between the numbers in question.

      Yes, and anyone with an IQ over 50 can do that instinctively. If someone _tells_ you "I'll be back in 5 hours", what do you do? Do you actually have to start counting notches on your analog watch to get the result?

      Do you also need to take your shoes off to count higher than 10?

      And how about all those watches which _don't_ have the hour notches marked? What excuse do those have? Requiring both a wild guess of the position _and_ maths?

      Also, a classy analog watch has approximately thirteen thousand times the sex appeal of wearing uglyfont numbers on your arm.

      That's actually the only point you got right. The whole "it's fashionable to be all analog and arrive 15 minutes too late" is more of a fashion statement than any inherent advantage.

      Repeat after me: there's nothing inherently great or "elegant" about more inaccuracy.

      There are, however plenty of SFVs (Stupid Fashion Victims) who'd buy any idiocy just because it's fashionable to do so. The most overpriced and impractical the crap dictated by fashion, the better.

      Congrats. You've just nominated yourself as a SFV. Wear the title with pride.

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    25. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

      try these...

      nice price, nice quality.

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    26. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1
      one could say that "Joe was at the peek of his career"
      and did he get caught? or was it just a little peek? :)
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    27. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by jorleif · · Score: 1

      :)

      I think he got caught, since his career development quite obviously diminished after its peak.

    28. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

      i'm pretty sure, it always does.

      gotcha! :)

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    29. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by ccp · · Score: 1

      because unlike the ancient Babylonians, I was raised in a base-10 world.

      But you have a lot in common with ancient Babylonians, because base-10 is artificial and must be learned, but base-12 is intuitive, natural and (pardon me) just easy.

      There's a reason people have used base-12 systems for milennia.

      Cheers,

    30. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by unitron · · Score: 1
      What in the world is intuitive about base 12? (unless you have 6 fingers on each hand) Now base -insert multiple of 2 here- is intuitive because you divide something in half and then divide the halves in half and so on. If we had used our fingers for counting and saved our thumbs for something else, like indicating carrys, we would have gotten along just fine with base 8 and learning binary, octal, and hexadecimal would have been a lot easier.

      We still could have divided the year into "moons", we would have had a 1 in the 8's column and a 4 in the 1's column of them.

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    31. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by ccp · · Score: 1

      What in the world is intuitive about base 12? (unless you have 6 fingers on each hand)

      The intuitive part is that you can divide a dozen by 2, 3, 4 and 6 and get a whole number as a result.
      This may mean little to you, but if you think of a world of small quantities of anything, and mostly illiterate people (that is, most of human history) you see it was a HUGE advantage.

      More so, if you forget your fixation with fingers (friendly pun), base-10 arithmetic was a bitch until the adoption of arabic numerals, sometime around the 10th. century.
      If you have ever had the painful experience of calculating in, say , Roman numerals you know what I'm talking about..

      Cheers,

    32. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Ouch! Those start at $85. I consider that too much for a timepiece. :) I found some more on a yahoo store where the entry-level pocketwatch (attached to a keyring, no less) was $35. I was hoping for something under $20, though.

      I suppose I'll just keep using the clock on my Clie. At least that one's close to being accurate, since KPilot sets it when I sync, and my computer is an NTP client. :) It's still not quite as convenient as just pulling out my keys and checking the clock, though.

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    33. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

      they start at $75 and are of excellent quality. you have to take into account the 11 year warranty, too.

      i would not call that too much.

      can you give me an url to the items you found in the yahoo store? is it something like this ?

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    34. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Ah, see, you're talking 'value'. I'm talking 'price'. :) I don't doubt that it's a good value, what they've got at fossil. I just don't want to pay more than $20 for a timepiece. Whether the price has enough value or not is irrelevant. Now, in a few months, I might change my tune. Just not right now.

      Here's the place on yahoo stores I was talking about. I was hoping to find a pocket watch that was radio-controlled. No such luck. :( Looks like all they have right now are wall clocks and wristwatches. I used to carry a wristwatch in my pocket, so I could do that, but it really takes up a lot of space, unless you take off the wristband, of course. :) Gotta wonder why people prefer to strap something on their wrist that makes them look and feel like a dork rather than carry something in their pocket. I suppose it's an acquired preference I never managed to acquire, although I used to wear a wristwatch.

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    35. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, you're taking this shit way too seriously. Trying to dissect my shit line by line is a waste of time, as it doesn't even resemble a logical argument. The blatant ad hominem at the beginning of my post should have been a signal that further critical thinking was unnecessary. Most of my posts are for entertainment value only. If you didn't find it entertaining, than fine. If you want to insult me, that's cool too, but you could have saved yourself some time and made your message a lot clearer by skipping straight to your material. For example: So you're saying that if someone says, "I'll be back in five hours, you actually have to look at your watch and start counting? Do you have to take off your shoes to count past ten, as well? Perhaps I shouldn't be surprised, as clearly your highest priority is vanity; congratulations, you've correctly identified yourself as a SFV (Stupid Fashion Victim). Wear the title with pride. In short, line by line responses are dull, and no-one really reads them except the people that are being quoted. Look at your own most highly moderated posts for an indication of what most Slashbots find interesting and entertaining, and you'll find that none of them are incremental rebuttals. They are all firm, clear, attention getting statements of opinion. Label me a gratuitous karma whore as well as a SFV if you care to, as I really don't mind at all. Slashdot is not a place for logical debate. It is a place to make your opinion heard, and the moderation system ensures this tendency inherent in most open forums. This is friendly advice that I hope will make your opinion 'louder'. Just say no to line by line rebuttals! Full Disclosure: Although I usually do in fact prefer analog watches, I actually don't even own a wristwatch right now, due to temporary brokitude. There. The awful truth is out; I confess.

    36. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

      ok, i see your point.

      i used to wear a wristwatch, but a few years ago i decided to lose the habit. there are so many clocks around and my mobile phone has one, too. it seems pointless to strap one on my arm. besides, you can always ask for the time and raise your chances in learning to know someone. :-)

      but almost noone understands this point of view.
      whatever.

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  157. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 2, Insightful

    So, don't count. Pick a start time and an end time, neither of which have happened yet (which could be one minute apart as the example goes). Start couting when the start time appears on the digital watch face and count every beat until the end time appears on the watch face. Multiply by an appropriate amount as needed. When I'm taking my own pulse (either using analog or digital devices), I end up doing the exact same thing. I always find the digital method easier to do as many less-expensive analog watches/clocks have a jittery second hand (which second is that pointing at now?).

    Besides, I've never met a nurse that takes 60-second pulse readings anymore, it seems the ones I run into always take 10 or 15 second readings and multiply by 6 or 4 respectively.

  158. Microsoft Watch proves why analog is here to stay by saddino · · Score: 1

    This review of the Microsoft "smart" watch pretty much sums it up.

    An excerpt:
    Why did Microsoft bother? Rick Rashid, the company's head of research, said last January that the idea was to "take everyday devices and make them better at what they do, without turning them into computers."

    But what the company wound up doing was giving us yet another manual to digest, yet another AC adapter that has to be packed for vacation, yet another gadget to remove at the airport security line, and yet another subscription charge on your credit card bill. Enough already.

  159. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My mother's a nurse, and she told me once that she MUST have an analog watch with a second hand when counting somebody's pulse. I tried it once, and she's right - you just can't count both pulses and seconds if you're looking at a digital display.

    Dude, that is a very easy thing to do with a digital watch. IE, look at the seconds, if it reads :35, count the pulse until it reads :35 again. If she can't do that, perhaps there is a neurological problem.

    Also, many digital watches include a countdown timer that you could set to 60 seconds.

  160. Pen/Ink/Paper by iCharles · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think handwriting technology (pens, inks, paper) will be another one. I admit that I have never hidden my love of fountain pens, but even the average Bic has a role. Jotting down a small bit of information while on the phone or standing somewhere is just simpler and quicker with pen and paper.

    PDAs have their role, but they can be slow. Plus, I can't jot something down and tape it do a doorway or under a windshield wiper with an LCD screen.

    1. Re:Pen/Ink/Paper by kirkjobsluder · · Score: 1

      PDAs have their role, but they can be slow. Plus, I can't jot something down and tape it do a doorway or under a windshield wiper with an LCD screen.

      One of the nice things about pen and paper is the wide variety of formats ranging from tiny post-its to table-sized sheets of butcher paper. Digital sketching is just plain painful.

    2. Re: Pen/Ink/Paper by gidds · · Score: 1
      Not for everyone. Both have their place.

      Depends on the PDA, of course, but I can tap the keys of my Psion 5mx faster than I can write. And I can type one-handed, too, whereas writing one-handed on small bits of paper can be very tricky. And I usually find it much faster to open my Psion than to scrabble around for a pen and paper (even though both are nearby).

      And then, afterwards, the info in my Psion is with me when I'm out and about, whereas I'm always losing pieces of paper. My Psion can remind me of things, set alarms, &c, which I've yet to see paper do.

      Yes, I still use paper too, for some things, but there's nothing inherently wrong with many non-paper solutions. Different people, in different situations, prefer different methods.

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    3. Re:Pen/Ink/Paper by bkaster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The major advantage of Pen/Ink/Paper (or Pencil/Whatever pencils are made from/Paper, or Pen/Ink/Whatever you feel like writing on) is it's flexibility. Computers are no where near as flexible as pen and paper. Just try to figure something out while working on a computer (in my case working something out means finding a proof of something, or understanding a proof I am reading [I am a mathematician]), this is just about impossible on a computer.

      Also, on a side note, pen a paper is clearly more reliable than a computer. As an example, power blackouts happen, pen and paper will continue to work.

      Pen and paper will be around for a _very_ long time to come.

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    4. Re:Pen/Ink/Paper by michael_cain · · Score: 2, Informative
      I think handwriting technology (pens, inks, paper) will be another one. I admit that I have never hidden my love of fountain pens, but even the average Bic has a role. Jotting down a small bit of information while on the phone or standing somewhere is just simpler and quicker with pen and paper.

      Class notes for almost any class with serious math content. Subscripts, superscripts, integrals, odd character sets, sketches of curves and graphs. Large expressions that barely fit across the page of paper, let alone on a PDA screen. Flipping back two pages to see whether an expression there matches what you've just written. All typically done at insane speed -- somewhere in the Ph.D. programs there must be a seminar where they teach the secret of how to write that fast on a blackboard. To a lesser degree, the same argument applies to almost any situation where you're trying to work out a bit of math by hand.

      For notes I'm addicted to Parker ballpoints. For more normal writing, my personal favorite is a high-quality #0 drafting pen with India ink. Darned hard to find these days. Pain in the butt to keep clean. Tends to make a serious mess when you take it on an airplane due to the drop in air pressure (had the same thing happen when I drove over the Continental Divide with one). But a wonderfully-precise high-contrast smooth-flowing line, no bleeding through the paper, almost waterproof as soon as it dries.

    5. Re:Pen/Ink/Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whatever pencils are made from = graphite.

      That's incorrect grammar, too, but I'm a vocabulary nazi, not a grammar nazi. :)

    6. Re:Pen/Ink/Paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My car is on 15th and Main, license 45-GS4T. Feel free to leave a message on an LCD screen under the wiper. Preferably some Linux running LCD screen.

    7. Re:Pen/Ink/Paper by reclusivemonkey · · Score: 1

      ...and not even the fountain pen or the Bic has been mighty enough to see off its predecessor the pencil!

    8. Re:Pen/Ink/Paper by jsebrech · · Score: 1

      Wrt to smooth lines, no bleed, waterproofness and quick dry you should check out fisher space pens. They're expensive, but they're nearly indestructible, and there are some REALLY nice looking fisher pens available. Go with the blue ink though, the other ink colors are "lumpier".

      They even sell pens with lifetime guarantees (if the pen ever runs out or breaks in your lifetime, you get a free replacement).

  161. Digital watches are inferior to analog by blitz487 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    because you cannot read a digital watch without your glasses on. I can also just elliptically glance at an analog clock, and I know what time it is. With digital, I have to focus on it to read it.

  162. Style. by Neck_of_the_Woods · · Score: 1

    Not everything is about tech, sometimes it all comes down to style. This goes for watches.

    Sometimes it is about the way it works. I can't wear a battery driven watch, as they stop working within 6 months. The record was 2 days before one stoped. I take them off put them on the counter. Then they start working within about 2 hours. Put them back on, I might get anouther couple of days....they stop again.

    So I stick with a self wineding(spl?) match that never gives me an issue. I must have some kind of freaky electrostatic field around me or something.

    Or it could be that I have been struck by lightning...6666666..66666...66669 times.

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  163. COBOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    COBOL will still be around years from now, along with the cockroaches and vacuum tubes.

  164. Watches for Nursing by Aumaden · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Friends in the nursing professions all use analog watches. It's apparently difficult to take a pulse with a digital. Counting while watching a number changing is hard on the ol' brain.

    1. Re:Watches for Nursing by jubei · · Score: 1

      Weird. I'm a programmer, not a nurse, and I take my pulse all the time with my digital watch. I have never found it to be even remotely challenging.

      If there is a strong correlation with nursing and this inability, I wonder if it is a gender thing or a techie thing.

    2. Re:Watches for Nursing by Epistax · · Score: 1

      I almost worked for a company that made hightech analog clocks for this reason. The passage of time is harder to see on a digital clock than an analog. On an analog, you can take a quick look at get a rhythm of the time due to the speed of the hand. This is very important for surgeons.

      What the company is doing is making analog clocks which time correctly at all times (they connect to a wireless server to get the current time). This is important for many companies, including schools, public buildings, and banks. Different degrees of accuracy are needed in different cases.

    3. Re:Watches for Nursing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Was your pulse always 60?

    4. Re:Watches for Nursing by sasha328 · · Score: 1

      I used to do some flying in the good ol' days. Most of the planes I flew had analog guages, with green arcs for acceptable range. I flew once in a "fully digital" cockpit, and it was very disorienting. Everything was where it should be, but it displayed numbers instead. I wanted the engine at 2500 RPMs, I unconsoiusly tried to drop back when it went 2550 or increase it from 2490. On analog, just get it anywhere near 2500 and it's fine.
      Another thing, on our train stations (Sydney) they changed the standad board (which lists all stations with lights next to them. It was easy to find the station you're after, just look at the top left corner...) Now we have these computerised scrolling screens (they run on NT, seeing that they've BSODed a few times) where you have to wait to see if your station is showing up in the list.
      In other words, like the previous poster pointed out. The brain is quicke at interpreting pictures than numbers.

    5. Re:Watches for Nursing by desolation+angel · · Score: 1

      To continue this, I find that Digital Watches/Clocks etc. take longer to read. I'm not talking mintues here, but milliseconds. I can just glance at my wirst watch (analogue) and know the time. But with a digital display of time I have to process the numbers to get an idea of the time, this is why I prefer analogue.

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  165. Yeah, analog dial watches refuse to die? by ScottGant · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm wearing, as we speak, a watch my Grandfather wore 57 years ago that was given to him when he retired from the railroad. It's engraved on the back with the year 1947.

    It's and Elgin and it keeps great time. All I have to do is wind it every morning.

    No batteries, no weird functions and it's VERY easy to set. It just tells me the time, which is all I need on my wrist.

    It will probably be handed down to my son, along with my Martin guitar...another analog thing in this world of Les Paul guitars with ethernet ports.

    57 years from now, if my son takes care of them, they'll still be good. I treasure things that I can just pick up and go with. I just pick up my watch, wind it and bam...I'm off. Same with my Martin. I pick up my guitar and play...just like yesterday...then I get on my knees and....whoa, sorry, was channeling Pete there.

    But you get my point. Perhaps some of these technologies refuse to die because they just plain work.

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    1. Re:Yeah, analog dial watches refuse to die? by Ratcrow · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I've got a pair of Waltham pocketwatches, one with an 1898 movement, and one that is probably from the 1930s.

      Both of them work, and keep good time.

      I also have a pile of dead, broken down computer hardware, and can point to any number of software projects that are unmaintained, unfinished, or otherwise at the end of their lives. All of these are, at best, half the age of the younger watch.

      If nothing else, carrying an old-fashioned watch is a reminder about building things to last...

    2. Re:Yeah, analog dial watches refuse to die? by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

      I'm wearing, as we speak, a watch my Grandfather wore 57 years ago that was given to him when he retired from the railroad. It's engraved on the back with the year 1947.

      As I started reading that the scene from Pulp Fiction popped back into my head.

    3. Re:Yeah, analog dial watches refuse to die? by Spoing · · Score: 1
      1. If nothing else, carrying an old-fashioned watch is a reminder about building things to last...

      So, how many old watches do you have?

      Are the watches you have common of the era that it was made, or were they made to last (and are the exception)?

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    4. Re:Yeah, analog dial watches refuse to die? by mvdw · · Score: 1

      I have a Waltham (actually it belongs to my wife...), an IWC and a Stewart Dawson & Co pocket watch. These watches are works of art - if you've never seen an old pocket watch working, you're really missing out.

    5. Re:Yeah, analog dial watches refuse to die? by Animixer · · Score: 1

      Nice.

      I've got a Waltham model '83 myself, which has the 'railroad grade' movement before they started calling them as such. Also, I believe that this is an early stem-wind and stem-set model by Waltham. Double-sunk dial, thin roman numerals only, and the nice 'fancy' hands. It's got some nice damaskeening on the nickel plate inside, but the plating on one part is worn off a bit, possibly has been replaced. There are some cracks in the dial, but it gives it character. The crystal is likely original....the case is a dueber 20 year gold filled. I bought it for the mechanics, not the value of the materials.

      Anyhow, I have no affiliation to this guy, but I bought it in Watertown, MA at www.watertownwatchandclock.com . It's a small shop that has mostly Walthams, but some others as well. I have had good luck with this guy, if anyone is looking for a Waltham and doesn't want to buy one off of ebay or something.

      I got mine for a very reasonable sum and a warranty! Not bad for a 119 year old watch. :)

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    6. Re:Yeah, analog dial watches refuse to die? by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

      The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.

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    7. Re:Yeah, analog dial watches refuse to die? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's and Elgin and it keeps great time.

      Not nearly as great as even the cheapest quartz toy, though.

      All I have to do is wind it every morning.
      No batteries,


      You make that sound like a good thing? Which takes more trouble, winding that piece of antique _every morning_ or changing batteries once in three years?

      no weird functions and it's VERY easy to set. It just tells me the time, which is all I need on my wrist.

      Well, there are plenty of digitals that fit those, the fact that some of them have too much functions doesn't mean all do.

    8. Re:Yeah, analog dial watches refuse to die? by ScottGant · · Score: 1

      I usually don't answer anonymous cowards...but....

      Not nearly as great as even the cheapest quartz toy, though.

      I would say that's personal opinion. I guess in your opinion you'd take a cheap quartz toy over a gold watch. Hey, whatever floats your boat!

      You make that sound like a good thing? Which takes more trouble, winding that piece of antique _every morning_ or changing batteries once in three years?

      Well, 100 years from now my watch will still be working if it's taken care of...but will they still be making batteries for those watches? Sure, they're cheap now so their disposible. Disposible seems to be how everything's being built today. Don't build it to last...build it cheap and crappy so they will keep buying one after it wears out. Quality and workmanship are left by the wayside.

      Good attitude to live by there.

      Well, there are plenty of digitals that fit those, the fact that some of them have too much functions doesn't mean all do.

      KISS....Keep It Simple Stupid. There was a story here on Slashdot only a few days ago about cell phones cramming everything into their designs and most of them crapping out. The more features something has, the more things that can go wrong. I know, we're talking about simple watches here, but the same thing applies.

      Some people want to just throw out anything that's 20 years old thinking that they could build a better one today. That's not always the case.

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  166. Pocket watch by tazanator · · Score: 1

    It's very old and very formal but to heck with the stogies... It's the only watch that won't get caught in a computer nor does the band break and get lost. I need to know the time it stays out of sight, and hard to lose. When I was in the army it was perfect, small in the pocket unseen but always ready to do it's job tell me time.

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  167. Nuclear power plants, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    There's a reason they use analog dials - if/when something happens that's not expected you can just look at the dials to see what's happenings - A is going up, B is going down, C is remaining constant.

    No need to run the numbers through your head and do comparisons. Just like on a plane, where you may not have the time to figure out "Hmm. 500. 400. 300. Let's see... Uh oh!" WHAM!!

  168. Unstylish Clods by rjoseph · · Score: 1

    Is there nothing that can be said for style these days? I've never seen a single digital watch that's half as stylish and good-looking as even a moderatley-priced analog watch.

    Beautiful analog watches are works of *art* people, you can never replace art with technology, no matter what the /. crowd says.

  169. It is jewelry. by LiberalApplication · · Score: 1
    In fact, the wrist-watch's popularity is rooted in its origins as a trendy-piece of personal accessorization, made famous by a trendy and popular individual, Alberto Santos-Dumont. He had his friend Louis Cartier craft him a watch he could check time with while ballooning, a two-hand-required activity. Being the dashing, mad, wealthy, young bon-vivant that he was, soon *everyone* wanted one. I believe Cartier has reissued the original Santos-Dumont design as well, if you happen to have a few thousand bucks to blow.

    But the spirit of the watch still flows with fashion, and I think that the personal timepiece is one of those magical places in which technology and fashion can merge to produce absolutely wonderful things.

  170. My watch is for telling time. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    Compared to today's digital timepieces, old-fashioned, sweep-hand watches are pathetic one-trick ponies

    And I like it that way. My cell phone is a phone and my watch is to tell the time. I just plunked down about $400 for a nice Seiko that, guess what, tells time. Looks nice too.

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  171. analog watches by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

    A) digital watches are for little kids
    B) if you spent a week in the boyscouts you ought to be able to figure out directions using the hands on a /real/ watch without some pansy-ass digitial compas
    C) who cares what altitude you're at? if you're a pilot, you ought to have an altimiter in the airplane
    D) analog watches take craftsmanship which is something which seems to be a lost concept in today's market economy.

  172. Which is why.... by twoslice · · Score: 1
    Some of us forget that "new" is not necessarily "better".

    I am still sticking to my 32 column abacus instead of upgrading to the new fangled 64 column one. From what I hear on slashdot 32 columns is faster than 64 columns....

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  173. About watches by rs79 · · Score: 2, Redundant

    If you want a watch to tell time, buy any $2 or $30 job and when it needs a new battery just buy a new watch.

    But, you probably don't need a watch. Your cel phone, car, coffee pot, desk phone, computer(s), microwave, car and God knows what else all tell time for you.

    So why do people still buy watches? Status and adornment. Plus there's that collecting thing. Essentially they're either bought for the jewellry value (hey, is jewellry obsolete?) or for the complicated mechanics inside them - the "movement" as the guts are called.

    If you look at the numbers from the Swiss luxury good sector they're staggering in both volume of units shipped and price and the average price is increasing. A "decent" watch can barely be had for under a grand. A "good" watch starts at five grand and it just goes up: 10K, 30K, 80K, 250K... whatever you want to spend. Wanna spend millions? No problem, how bout a vintage Patek repating moohphase chrono pocketwatch. One of three made went for something like $13 million at auction setting a new records. Obsolete? You bet. That's sorta the point. But, we're dealing with extrinsic worth here, not intrinsic value or marginal utility.

    The watch thing isn't about telling time for the most part. The in-joke in the watch crowd ia a "watch idiot savant" or "WIS": a guy that stares at his watch for an hour but deosn't know what time it is. He's staring at the dial, the applied markers, the hands, what have you. The watch as art might be a good way of thinking about this.

    The attraction is a tiny case with up to hundreds of parts in it that all do something and are probably very highly finished, shiney and damn near pefect. And like Lays chips... you probbaly can't stop at one. So, if this bug bites you (phear this!) you'll probbaly up with, uh, quite a few. It is a sickness, no cure is desired.

    I'm currently wearing a 60's Rodania Valjoux Caliber 72 chrono [1] and have no use for quartz gizmotronic fluff. I use the chronograph at least once a day and bottom line: mechanical ones are still more reliable and servicable than quartz ones and are cheaper to fix. In 50 years I'll still be able to get parts for this watch. In 10 years getting a quartz module for a Movado will almost certainly be impossible - it's merely "extremely difficult" at the moment.

    I suspect the author of the referenced article doesn't know much about watches.

    [1] You'll need to go to http://support.open-rsc.org/ to be able to see this.

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    1. Re:About watches by dj.delorie · · Score: 2, Informative

      So why do people still buy watches?

      Alarms. I need at least three for my usual days, more occasionally. The one on my cheap digital has been set to 2:17pm for five years now (to get the kids from school)

    2. Re:About watches by BHearsum · · Score: 1

      But, you probably don't need a watch. Your cel phone, car, coffee pot, desk phone, computer(s), microwave, car and God knows what else all tell time for you.

      So why do people still buy watches? Status and adornment. Plus there's that collecting thing. Essentially they're either bought for the jewellry value (hey, is jewellry obsolete?) or for the complicated mechanics inside them - the "movement" as the guts are called.


      Some people just find it convienent to look at our wrists for the time rather than digging through our pockets.

    3. Re:About watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "[1] You'll need to go to http://support.open-rsc.org/ to be able to see this."

      idiot

    4. Re:About watches by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Your cel phone, car, coffee pot, desk phone, computer(s), microwave, car and God knows what else all tell time for you.

      When I'm outside doing yard work, none of these things is with me.

      How many people bring their cell phones along with them when they go jogging, or when playing baseball, or anything that requires more-than-sloth-like movement?

    5. Re:About watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cell phone does that too.

  174. Sliding doors in SF movies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    Doors on hinges will never disappear. They are extremely simple and does exactly what they are supposed to do and has a MTBF of a gazillion years. Simple, Elegant, Energy efficient and cheap.

    Yet ever SF movie I have ever seen has an automatic, sliding door of some kind. Something mechanical with low MTBF and always in places where you can not afford the failure. IT always breaks down due to some computer Malfunctions and the protagonists always get temporarely stuck.

  175. #11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Windows?

    1. Re:#11 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. Who the heck needs windows? Ever seen the sun, those geeks out there?

  176. Dot matrix? Impact printing? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article states that dot matrix printers are still alive. But you have to remember that the dot matrix printers today have little to do with the dot matrix printers of the past in terms of reliability, functionality etc... They have evolved even though the principles are the same.

    If you want to take the article's point to the extreme consider the ultimate technology that will not die... electricity.

  177. Analogue watches rule, okay! by brindafella · · Score: 2

    I can glance at my analogue watch and know 'the time'. I need to STUDY a digital watch to work out what it's telling me. Generally, people do not need to know to the second what the time is. ANY watch is always inacurate in any case, so it's kidding yourself to think that knowing it's 10:24:52 of 14:45:12 is any more accurate than "twenty five past 10" or "a quarter to 11".

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  178. Past the Digital Watch Phase by rossz · · Score: 1

    Yes, I went through the digital watch phase. I had one of those fancy ones with a scientific calculator. One day I realized something, "damn, this watch is butt ugly!"

    So I switched to analog watches. I two, a very stylish Citizen and a Laks 128Meg/USB drive (to satisify my geek side). When we dress up to go out, I wear the Citizen. For everyday use I wear the Laks.

    The Citizen watch may not be a Rolex or a Buliva, but I don't have to worry about someone killing me for it.

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  179. laser turntables Re:Under reel-to-reel tape by swschrad · · Score: 1

    in the dying light of the LP, there were touchless laser tone arm/pickup systems to be had for the over-rich. some audible groove-skipping occurred occasionally, and they never really got from the over-rich to the audiophile market. good mechanical tone arms (my KMAL arcuate mercury-puddles, no-wires arm qualifies, as do many more thousands of good wired arms) won't, especially if you put a dime over the cartridge. or a Memorex cassette reel-stop plug if the dime causes the cartridge to bottom on a record warp.

    MP3 garble does exist on complex recordings, and it's about the same as a visible "clonk"-ing scratch on your old stacks 'o' wax in the disturbance category. enough to get PO'ed, not enough to search for the shotgun. the more things change......

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  180. backup to tape by read-only · · Score: 1

    for years people have been predicting that tape backups would die... but its still here, and i don't think it is going away anytime soon!

    despite advances in disk-based storage and optical disks as a means to backup data, tape is still predominant. optical disk is nice for very fast restore, but they are very slow in terms of backup. since users tend to backup data regularly and (hopefully) never have to restore, optical disk seems to be lacking. disk-based storage (for whatever reason) is not yet widely accepted.

    many in the data protection industry joke that tape will never die!

  181. SEX! by SirChris · · Score: 0

    I think sex is the most animalist thing we do, and yet it is still numero uno on our to do list. So much for technology.

  182. Re:there is a another good reason for Fortran thou by AT · · Score: 2, Informative

    With C99, the most recent revision of the C standard, they added a new keyword restrict, to make "restricted" pointers. Basically, by using this new feature, it is possible to write code in C that is as easy to vectorize as Fortran.

    Of course, its available only in recent compilers (gcc 3 for example) that may or may not be as good at this type of optimizing as Fortran compilers, but hopefully this argument for starting new development in Fortran can finally be put to rest.

  183. Nah, digital watches are better by timeOday · · Score: 1
    Not all digital watches are multipurpose. For instance, the $3 digital watches you can buy as favors for kids' parties do one simple thing: display the time.

    The article says analog watches are more "intuitive," but are they really more intuitive than a simple LCD watch that says "4:15 PM" when the time is 4:15 pm? A watch with hands even has two different scales of measurement - one revolution of the short hand is 12 hours while one revolution of the long hand is 60 minutes, so when the short hand points to "4" it means "20" - huh?

    I guess we can all argue about a nebulous word like "intuitive," but I'll bet you $5 I can teach a classroom full of Kindegardners to read a simple LCD watch faster than they can learn to read a Rolex.

    So it's not a matter of functionality or intuition at all, but HABIT and STYLE!

    1. Re:Nah, digital watches are better by endoboy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You're almost certainly right that you could teach faster with a digital watch-- but that misses the point of teaching a kid to tell time.

      Traditionally, the cognitive mapping necessary to tell analog time is an important developmental milestone. It is commonly the first bit of abstract reasoning that a child does.

    2. Re:Nah, digital watches are better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A watch with hands even has two different scales of measurement - one revolution of the short hand is 12 hours while one revolution of the long hand is 60 minutes, so when the short hand points to "4" it means "20" - huh?

      No shit, eh. Being able to tell time from a clock IS a developmental milestone, or at least it used to be. It's the semantic importance of the difference between what the long and the short hand mean. It requires good skills in addition, multiplication and fractions, as well as ability to deal with and resolve ambiguous situations (when a hand is between two numbers), and doing it all quickly.

      In any case, 24 vs 60 scale on an 'analog' clock is no different than the same scale on a digital clock. Thow in seconds (60) and milliseconds (1000) for good measure. Timex came up with a base-10 time system, and I don't see that around very much these days.

    3. Re:Nah, digital watches are better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, to follow-up on the 24 vs 60 scale... both are actually based on 12. 12, because it is evenly divisible by so many convinient numbers (2 (half), 3 (third), 4 (quarter) and 6).

    4. Re:Nah, digital watches are better by Haeleth · · Score: 1

      I guess we can all argue about a nebulous word like "intuitive," but I'll bet you $5 I can teach a classroom full of Kindegardners to read a simple LCD watch faster than they can learn to read a Rolex.

      You can probably teach them to speak the numbers they see on a digital display faster than you can teach them to convert the analogue display into numbers, but I'm not so convinced that they'll learn the meaning of the display so quickly from a digital watch.

      "The big hand is halfway round the circle, so it's half past" is rather more intuitive than "there are sixty minutes in an hour, so 30 means it's half past".

    5. Re:Nah, digital watches are better by the+phantom · · Score: 1

      I agree in some respects that digital is more intuitive, esp. if all you want to know is 'What time is it RIGHT NOW.' However, the analog gives you a better sense of 'interval', i.e. how much time has past or will pass before some event. This, perhaps, is more of a 'context' issue than 'intuitivness', but is the reason why I tend to prefer analog clocks (I do not wear a watch... never got around to buying a new one when the old WalMart watch died five years ago...).

  184. Analog vs LASERBEAMS by mod_parent_down · · Score: 1
    "But what digital watches can't do, according to sweep-hand proponents, is display the time and context as elegantly and intuitively as an analog model."

    I have yet to see an analog that can match the elegance of my old digital LaserBeam WristWatch... Press the little button and the hands magically *Disappear*

  185. Death to Fortran by nameer · · Score: 1

    I suppose Fortran has a lot of momentum, (I think my alma matter just dropped it from the ME requirements in the last five years or so) and thus many non-CS persons who use it out of habbit. However, it seems that once someone learns how to program in Matlab, they never go back. It's just so damn quick to prototype ideas with.

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    1. Re:Death to Fortran by esalathe · · Score: 1

      "it seems that once someone learns how to program in Matlab, they never go back. It's just so damn quick to prototype ideas with." Sure, Matlab is great for toy models and analysis, but these are not scientific programming tasks for which fortran exists. Mostly, matlab converts never really learned modern fortran well. fortran90 allows all the syntax that makes Matlab quick to script plus more. I've found that any matlab script can be written in fewer, clearer lines of fortran. Better to invest the time learning a portable efficient programming language than a proprietary scripting language.

  186. Analog Watches by blunte · · Score: 1

    Analog sweep-hand watches are more aesthetically pleasing (to many, myself included).

    Plus, your brain can see the simple 2-element picture (two hands) and know immediately, even subconsciously, what the current time is. For years I wore a watch that didn't even have any markings. Just pure blank face and two hands.

    Digital watches, even simple ones that merely display the time, require more brain processing to understand.

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  187. The subtitle is important by iminplaya · · Score: 0

    ...these 10 technologies aren't as obsolete as you might think.

    If you want to see technology that shuold die, we should look at the internal combustion engine(non diesel anyway), coal fired powerplants(there are many alternatives), mining(minerals, including salt can be extracted from sea water or skimmed from the ocean floor, leaving fresh pure drinking water for all).

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    1. Re:The subtitle is important by grumling · · Score: 1
      salt can be extracted from sea water or skimmed from the ocean floor

      It was much, much more expensive to get salt from the ocean than to get it from the vast salt mines of the world. That's why we don't do it anymore.

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    2. Re:The subtitle is important by iminplaya · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how true that is anymore. I read one time that the de-salinators(?) on one those cruise ships can produce enough water for a town of up to 10 or 20 thousand people and that might be a conservative figure.

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  188. Analog, eh... by holizz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But what digital watches can't do, according to sweep-hand proponents, is display the time and context as elegantly and intuitively as an analog model.

    I don't know about anybody else but I grew up telling the time with digital displays. It takes me a fair bit longer working out the time on old clocks and if there's light on the clock it can be hard to distingush between the hour and minute hand. As a result I will often look at an old clock and then take out my phone in stupidity (which usefully has the time in large characters as a 'screensaver').

  189. Floppies by whackco · · Score: 1

    Bloody things, I hate them and want them to die a horrible painful death. I haven't used them for like 5 years, but I still run into people that won't let them go for CD's or DVD's now :( grrrrr...

  190. why watches dont die by wisdom_brewing · · Score: 1

    the reason here is simple, a watch is a piece of jewelery, along with cufflinks and a cross and wedding ring, that a conservative man will wear...

  191. It's really very simple. by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1

    I'm a total tech head, but I love analog clocks and watches. They just look nicer. They have aesthetic appeal, something the geek world too commonly ignores.

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  192. But that's the point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But me being gouged is the whole point of it.

  193. #1 reason Fortran is used over C for numerical wor by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

    Until recently, C lacked a complex primitive data type. C++ still lacks one. This rather minor oversight was enough to make C/C++ extremely awkward for numerical computation.

  194. VB should be in this list by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Visual Basic is the bastaradly language that has refused to die and continue to pollute Computer Science. This should have beenn the number one on the list.

  195. Around here... by FrankNputer · · Score: 1

    the first thing I thought of was IPX/SPX.

    1. Re:Around here... by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Or NetBEUI for that matter...

  196. Power sources by npsimons · · Score: 1

    Compared to today's digital timepieces, old-fashioned, sweep-hand watches are pathetic one-trick ponies. Digital-watch wearers can check temperature, altitude, and the time in Tokyo, play tunes and games, and send messages.

    Yes, but what happens when your batteries run out?


    (btw, my watch batteries don't "run out"; I have a pocket watch that I wind; yes, I'm that old-fashioned)

  197. Self winding watch by scarolan · · Score: 1
    I have a Seiko Kinetic Auto Relay watch that winds itself with a small pendulum whenever I move my wrist. And before you perverted karma whores try and score some cheap points, I don't wind it THAT way because I'm right-handed.

    It looks great and never needs winding. Best of all I don't have to worry about the electromagnetic field from the battery zapping my nervous system. And if there's a nukyuuular war my watch will still work! Ha suckers! No one of you will know what time it is except for me!

    /takes off tinfoil hat

  198. Tubes! by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    I was really happy to find vacuum tubes on this list. Despite the advamces in DSp and related technologies, nobody has managed to make a solid state guitar amp duplicate the tone and dynamics of a tube guitar amp. While it may be good enough for a lot of folks, it's not for a lot of others.

    And the Soviets definitely ran way more tube gear than us, as they were convinced a nuclear war was probable. This is well documented. The fall of the Soviet empire, and the subsequent selling of most of ots assets, put *tons* of tubes into the market- far more than we've yet seen from US stores.

    1. Re:Tubes! by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that high-end, high-power transmitter amplifiers that use tubes are about a billion times more reliable than solid-state amps...

      One good ESD can kill a $500k AM transmitter, but a bolt of lightning does nothing to a tube-driven one...

      I love all the other hams that brag about their Alpha amplifier... but I feel very satisfied when they're amp is in the shop and I'm humming away on my Ameritron :)

    2. Re:Tubes! by gordguide · · Score: 1

      The author of the story really doesn't know what tubes are used for. The US Department of Defense considers vacuum tube manufacturers a strategic industry, but not for the reasons mentioned.

      Standard solid-state electronics can be radiation and Elecromagnetic Pulse (the nuclear thing) hardened with current technology and that's what the military does do.

      Radar, now for that you need a high power transmitting tube. They're also used for some other military and scientific applications (mostly to do with particle accelerators and the like), but it's due to the properties (that transistors can't match) for specific uses.

      The fact that they're more-or-less immune to EMP is interesting but it's not the real reason the US Military uses them. Instead it's for the very practical reason that they're best suited for some jobs and are the only option for others. Even the Russians are abandoning tubes for much of their military applications now that they can get advanced semiconductor devices.

  199. Analogue watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dispensed with a variety of multi-functioned digital watches when I finally got sick of changing the batteries. Self-winding clockwork is hard to beat.

  200. $3000 Watch - Why?? by onkelonkel · · Score: 1
    A friend has a $3000 rolex which he just knows is far superior to my $30 timex digital. (has to be, doesn't it, it cost 100 x more).

    The rolex and the timex both do the same thing, they tell time. The rolex gains 3 seconds per day, the timex looses 20 seconds per year so the timex is 50 times more accurate at keeping time. In addition the timex has big easy-to-read numbers, a reflective background so you can damn near read it by moonlight and a light for when its real dark. The timex also has a stopwatch, alarm, 2nd time zone display and up/down timers (all perfectly sensible time-related functions) all of which the rolex desn't have.

    But he still thinks his watch is "better". He just can't say why.

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    1. Re:$3000 Watch - Why?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's less likely to be late for an event.

    2. Re:$3000 Watch - Why?? by xankar · · Score: 1

      If it makes him happy, more power to him. Different strokes.

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    3. Re:$3000 Watch - Why?? by nate1138 · · Score: 1

      Part of it may be the fact that in 100 years the rolex will probably still be functional and stylish on the wrist of his grandchild. And worth twice what he paid for it (including inflationary adjustment).

      A fine watch like that isn't just a timepiece. It is a work of art. I have a old Rolex Submariner, nice all stainless waterproof job, not flashy at all. It was given to me by my grandfather, and will probably last long enough for my grandkids to appreciate.

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    4. Re:$3000 Watch - Why?? by onkelonkel · · Score: 1
      Agreed.

      Except what makes him happy is trying to convince me the rolex is the better watch despite it not performing nearly as well in the category of "watch-ness".

      The rolex looks very nice, in a manly sort of way, but to me, not $2970 nicer.

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    5. Re:$3000 Watch - Why?? by shiffman · · Score: 1

      Your mistake is in thinking of a watch as a delivery engine for a service: the time. Or perhaps I should say that your mistake is in thinking that your friend does or should see it that way. A $3000 watch is a piece of jewelry. And like any other piece of jewelry, its value is in its rarity, its beauty, the sense of style it imparts on the wearer and, yes, its cost.

      Just because it has a practical function doesn't mean it's all about its function. An expensive mechanical watch is likely less accurate than a much less costly quartz watch. But the fact that so much effort goes into it is part of the appeal of a mechanical watch. The same applies to a beautiful fountain pen. Some of us think that artistry and craftmanship elevate functional art into their own league.

      I'm not much for Rolexes. But I'll gladly pay more for a Movado or a Raymond Weil or a Tag instead of a cheap digital.

    6. Re:$3000 Watch - Why?? by rewt66 · · Score: 1

      Maybe it depends on whether you have the $2970...

    7. Re:$3000 Watch - Why?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cheers to a fellow Sub owner. I have a 16610 myself and I love it.

    8. Re:$3000 Watch - Why?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In 100 years, it will have lost 109575 seconds, that is 30 hours, 26 minutes and 15 seconds.

  201. Digital watches with Analog looking displays. by BrookHarty · · Score: 1

    I like the mix of analog/digital watches. The only digital watch I could find that emulated an analog watch, was a Casio. I bought it in the early 90's. That was a great watch, but I couldn't find a replacement for it, so I went with a nice mix Citizen titanium worldtime watch. And its an echo-drive, never have to replace batteries, its solar. Has the digital date on it, and the normal digital features, and the hands glow in the dark. So yes, analog is still here, but there are lots of enhancements to standard "Analog". Diving, Sailing and Pilot watches are the only ones that come close to the look of both technologies, but are overkill for just a nice digital looking watch.

    So, I would say the article is wrong about digital watchs. They can display analog type faces, my first casio back in the 90's did. Most high end watchs are just a combinination of both.

  202. Re:EffPeeee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Youzzorz sux0rz beezatch!

  203. Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by zoney_ie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    An analogue watch not only displays the current time - but has the reference points for a whole 12 hours. It is vastly more suitable to plan future events/refer to past events. The brain nearly subconciously reads the distances - and the 12 hour clock-face is so ingrained that we can work out relative times instantly. A digital watch involves adding and working out what area of the day the time is.

    One could argue that it would work better using a 24 hour circle - but we would have to have been brought up with that as kids. Old habits die hard. I admit that the analogue clock-face has to be explained to kids in school - but it's sure worth the effort.

    The only difficulty with analogue clock faces is the problem of translating to 24 hour for checking against time listings (train, bus, TV, etc.). But dealing with the add/subtract 12 hours thing is a minor issue really. On that subject - one doesn't even always have this benefit with digital clocks - my alarm clock, most annoyingly, doesn't have 24 hour display.

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    1. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by lrucker · · Score: 1
      One could argue that it would work better using a 24 hour circle - but we would have to have been brought up with that as kids.

      Which "army brats" often were - I have no trouble with the 24 hour clocks, my grandparents have always had one in their kitchen.

    2. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by TA · · Score: 1

      Come on, in the world outside of England, USA and Japan (and possibly oz), we all use 24 hour days! Although we could orally sometimes say "six in the afternoon", we write18! The day (argh, English doesn't even have a proper word for day+night, 24 hours!) is 24 hours, it's not 12 hours. And for most of the world you simply think in 24 hours. (My watch now shows 23:31, it's getting late)

    3. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      ...and the 12 hour clock-face is so ingrained ... ...but we would have to have been brought up with that as kids...

      The points you make are true, but they're arguments about a learned interface, not an intuitive one. If the interface were truly intuitive, it wouldn't have to become "ingrained," nor would we have to be "be brought up with it as kids."

      I completely agree that an analog watch is superior in many ways. But it isn't more intuitive.

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    4. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're confusing day and night with morning (AM) and afternoon/evening (PM). Nobody is claiming the day only lasts 12 hours. If you said 'it's 6 o'clock in the day' the Brit/American/Jap would have no idea whether you mean AM or PM.

      P.S. English rules

    5. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      No - I don't mean people have to be brought up with 24 hour or that it's a problem. Just that 12 hour analogue clock faces don't work as well with it as digital watches.

      24 hour times are the only sane choice for time listings or references. I'm in the sane measurement part of the world here (Ireland) thanks, though we still have to change our speed limits to km/h. There's a mad scheme to do so overnight, putting stickers on every speed sign in the State.

      Bizarrely we already use km for distances - though older signs show distances in Imperial miles, Old English Miles or Old Irish Miles. Oh, and mostly signs don't say if the distance is km, or variety of miles. (One can drive towards a town whilst the signs declare it's moving further away!) So perhaps not quite the sane measurement part of the world - but we're having a good bash at the whole metric craic. Add to this that anyone younger than probably 25 hasn't been taught anything but Metric in school... fun fun fun.

      Yeah, I'm sorry, Ireland is actually probably THE most insane country for measurements.

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    6. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by Lozzer · · Score: 1

      Are Old English Miles different to the ones used in the UK now? Just curious.

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    7. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by humblecoder · · Score: 1


      The points you make are true, but they're arguments about a learned interface, not an intuitive one. If the interface were truly intuitive, it wouldn't have to become "ingrained," nor would we have to be "be brought up with it as kids."

      I completely agree that an analog watch is superior in many ways. But it isn't more intuitive.


      Actually, by your standards, a digital watch is not intuitive either, since it requires one to be able to read numbers. After all, identifying numbers is "ingrained" - something we are "brought up with as kids".

      Personally, I find it easier to judge relative times at a glance using an analog watch, but that's just me...

    8. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by zoney_ie · · Score: 1

      Apparently 7 Old English feet is 7 ft 0.25 inches. This is from a railway book dealing with track gauge - that was the gauge of the Great Western Railway in England. Apparently the Swedes had Swedish feet too. I'm not sure what the Irish measurements were. I beleive some U.S. measurement (is it lbs and oz) has different number of the smaller unit than Imperial system has?

      It's all a bit mental really. I much prefer the Systeme Internationale. It makes sense that one Ampere is:

      "that constant current which, if maintained in two straight parallel conductors of infinite length, of negligible circular cross-section, and placed one metre apart in vacuum, would produce between these conductors a force equal to 2 x 10-7 newton per metre of length."

      Dang - where did I leave those infinite length negligable cross-sectional wires?

      I've always been amused by this definition - it's one I actually bothered to learn in school physics!

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    9. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by flossie · · Score: 1
      in the world outside of England, ... we all use 24 hour days!

      I can assure you, my foreign friend, that we also have 24 hour days in England. In fact, I believe you will find that the *whole world* has 24 hour days!

      Moreover, 24 hr time is *much* more common in the UK than in the US, where it seems to be called military time or some such thing.

    10. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by S.Lemmon · · Score: 1

      Try teaching a child to read a digital and analog clock and see which they learn first. For most, it'll be the digital one.

      I was a kid when digital watches and clocks first became mainstream, and at the time many parents and teachers were in an uproar because many kids were never even learning how to read an plain-old dial clock.

    11. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by localhost00 · · Score: 1
      Try teaching a child to read a digital and analog clock and see which they learn first. For most, it'll be the digital one.

      It's more like teaching the kid how to read off the numbers on a digital watch.

      But if you teach a kid how to read an analog clock, (s)he is more likely to understand the concept of time instead of some 3 or for digits.

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    12. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer the definition for a metre :

      "length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299 792 458 second."

      Try measuring that with an analogue watch. Or a digital watch for that matter ...

    13. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by S.Lemmon · · Score: 1

      It's pretty hard to grow up without learning to read numbers. :-)

      Most learn their numbers before they learn to tell time. After all, to even say "it's three o'clock" you need to know what three is. As far as learning the order of the digits, that's trivial.

      As an example, I can remember a joke on some old TV show about a school testing kids on reading digital clocks (they actually do have tests for reading analog clocks) so the concept of "learning" to read digital clocks was considered pretty absurd even back when they were new.

    14. Re:Analogue = Current Time and Reference Points by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      There are actually two different issues here. One is the concept of measuring time. The second is the issue of displaying that time.

      Our method of measuring time, based upon dividing the day into 24 hours and the hour into 60 minutes made up of 60 seconds, is certainly not particularly intuitive. It's something that must be learned, and requires understanding numbers and the base 10 numbering system as a prerequisite. (Contrary to the implications in several other posts, we use 12 or 24 hours and 60 minutes and seconds but those numbers are still base 10. The number "12" means 1 group of 10 and 2 ones. If we were using base 12, "9 o'clock" would be followed by "A o'clock," not 10.) Without an understanding of how we measure time, no method of displaying the current time will make sense.

      Once you understand our time system, we can look at the issue of how to display that time. Digital watches are straightforward and quite intuitive. The only issues one needs to know is how to read digits and the order in which the units are displayed, and the latter at least is arguably an aspect of understanding our time system more than an aspect of understanding a digital watch.

      Understanding an analog watch requires learning several concepts that are above and beyond understanding our system of time. As numerous posters have pointed out, there are distinct advantages to analog clocks or watches. A key point is that analog is more efficient than digital for many purposes. But efficiency and intuitiveness are often counter to one another. A command line is, for many purposes, more efficient than a GUI, but learning a manual full of arcane commands, switches and arguments is the opposite of intuitive. Once you learn them, they are very powerful. But there's at least a rough correlation between power and efficiency, and the steepness of the learning curve in a wide variety of disparate areas. I think it's clear that learning to read an analog watch has a higher learning curve than learning to read a digital watch. But once you've invested the effort to learn, it may indeed be easier to read an analog. That isn't a measure of the intuitivenss of the differnt representations; it's a measure of their efficiency.

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  204. An $1100 Citizen watch will appreciate? Huh? by rs79 · · Score: 1

    I'd need to see proof of that. It seems to me that make too many of those things to have any collectable value.

    Even a modern classic, like say, a current Omega Speedmaster has dubious apprection potential - whereas the original 1957 Mark I version has gone from $400 to $4000 in eight years (and was well under $100 new)

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    1. Re:An $1100 Citizen watch will appreciate? Huh? by Refried+Beans · · Score: 1

      So let's see if I have the math right. It was $100 new 47 years ago. Assuming 8% inflation...

      >>> 100*(1.08**47)
      3723.2012168838069

      So in 47 years it's only worth $77 more than the inflation on the $100 you would have spent on it. That's a wonderful investment.

    2. Re:An $1100 Citizen watch will appreciate? Huh? by rs79 · · Score: 1

      Sure, but compared to other things you may have spent $100 on back then - a vacuum cleaner, tires etc, it stands out like a sore thumb.

      Not many utilitiarian things you buy hold even a fraction of their value a year later.

      How bout them 286's?

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  205. One reason for fax by FlyingOrca · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ... is confidentiality laws. Regulations in my field prohibit emailing certain information (yes, even though we COULD use PGP etc., the legislators havent' caught on). Faxing is OK.

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  206. The best of both worlds by HarveyBirdman · · Score: 1
    It's analog! It's digital! This is the uber watch as far as I'm concerned. The sunrise/sunset indicator on the dial is too cool.

    Link

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  207. Broadcast radio by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is one I like. IMO, broadcast radio has survived because it works. You can have a cheap $2 walkman to listen to the radio, or something more fancy. With analogue radio, there are no technology licenses, no patents and no trying to find the specs to some properiety file format or codec.

    Now digital radio involves a bunch of semi open technologies, patents and licensing. Sometimes it just seems like technology for technologies sake, and maybe locking people into the royalty cycle?

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    1. Re:Broadcast radio by EmagGeek · · Score: 1

      I'll disagree with you on one point. It is not technology for technology's sake. It's technology for money's sake. It's harder and harder to make money on analog radio because you never know how many people are listening. You have to go by census bureau estimates, which are often outdated and far from accurate. With subscription-based services, not only do you know exactly how many listeners you have, the fact that you can prove listenership lets you charge more for advertising. Also, you can get your meathooks into people's wallets, giving you steady income you can count on. This makes your company more stable which will draw investors.

      Well, I guess you made both points, so I guess I'm not really disagreeing with you :)

  208. Carbon Fiber Electrodes by Deanasc · · Score: 1

    Microelectrodes for electrochemistry is just so out dated now that we have Fluorescent Confocal Microscopy.

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  209. I know a few by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    Various MicroSoft technologies: DOS, win9x, Internet Explorer, Outlook [Express]. And the craptacular x86 architecture. Fossil fuel as a power source.

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  210. PSA: Why vacuum tubes sound better by Rimbo · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Well, technically, a vacuum tube does the same thing as a transistor, so the smaller, lighter, cheaper, cooler, and usually more reliable transistor should have replaced the vacuum tube, right?

    Do you ever ask yourself -why- vacuum tubes sound better? There's a specific reason.

    See, in a guitar amp, what you really want to do is overdrive the sound, creating distortion. That's the nice fuzz sound. When the signal is overdriven, the semiconductor clips off the top of the sound wave.

    Vacuum tubes and transistors clip sound waves differently. In a transistor, the clip stays high until the signal drops, causing a square-shaped clip. In a vacuum tube, the signal drops after the clip, creating a sawtooth-shaped clip.

    Brass and strings have sawtooth-shaped waveforms. Computers make square-shaped waveforms. So most people "like" the sound of a sawtooth better. So people like the vacuum tube sound better.

    MOSFET transistors are now being used in solid-state audio equipment because they, too, have a sawtooth clip when they distort. Now note that this only matters if you actually overdrive the sound; folks who think a tube amp that isn't distorting sounds better than a solid-state amp are probably imagining things. But your Crate sounds better than my solid-state pedal because of the way the semiconductors in 'em clip.

    1. Re:PSA: Why vacuum tubes sound better by Bugmaster · · Score: 1
      It sounds to me like vacuum tubes have not died, per se, but instead they have found a few niche applications (EMP-proof military hardware and amps) where they do a better job. That's fine, but I don't think anyone would claim that vacuum tubes are still as alive as, say, wheels are. Same thing with dot-matrix printers (cheap, quick triplicate forms) and analog watches (taking a pulse).

      These technologies aren't dead, just "mostly dead". Nothing wrong with that -- "best tool for the job" has always been my favorite slogan.

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  211. The bicycle by crush · · Score: 1

    A perfect machine that transports humans efficiently, cleanly and quietly. It's been evolving steadily as new materials with improvements in rigidity and weight appear, it's had a few additions in the shape of shock-absorbers, but essentially it's the same beautiful engineered object.

  212. And all I can say is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    WHORE!

  213. Analog watches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer a sweep second-hand watch because it's much easier to take a pulse. It's difficult to count both heartbeats and seconds at the same time, especially during the course of a medical emergency. Much easier to count heartbeats and determine the elapsed time by watching a second-hand move through an arc. Completely different parts of the brain are at work.

  214. QWERTY by CowardNeal · · Score: 1

    QWERTY keyboards should be on that list. Despite much advanced input devices and more efficient keyboard layouts eg DVORAK, the QWERTY layout refuses to die!

  215. Re:ana-log - but with digital guts by Threni · · Score: 1

    > I am a die-hard analog watch fan. Digital watch faces just look cheap to me, no
    > matter how expensive they are.

    What do you mean? Nothing says class quite like a tacky black lump of plastic stuck onto another piece of bendy black plastic with holes in it.

  216. #11: Imperial system of measurement by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1

    Some primitive, war-like societies still use Imperial units of measurement. 12 inches to the foot, 3 feet to the yard, 220 yards to the furlong (important if you're a horse), 8 furlongs to the mile, and on on.

  217. DVD replace VHS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DVD is not a suitable replacement for VHS. VHS lets you record for very little money.

    DVD recorders and blank media are still expensive.

  218. Bulovas rawk by rs79 · · Score: 1

    I began collecting watches 25 years ago when the $175 Seiko (and that was half price) I got screwed up badly. I bought an weird old Bulova in a pawn shop for $20, carefully scraped the blobs of white paint off it, then wore it for 7 years before finding a differnt old watch I liked better. I have maybe a dozen of this model now, the curvexes made between 1938 and 1945 but still have that pawn shop special and it still works.

    Sadly, Bulova made so many of these things they'll never have tremendous (four figure) collectible value, but if you were to try to replace it with something modern that has that good of a movement, finished that well, in a gold case, it would cost you tens or even hundreds of time more that what you'd pay for one of these.

    The stuff Bulova sells today, like almost every other great brand from the past is mosly cheap very high volume Asian junk, not the Swiss stuff from days of yore.

    And hey, what says "geek" more than an a Bulova Accutron spaceview?

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  219. Make the list by g0bshiTe · · Score: 0

    I hope Windows makes the DIE list.

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  220. Thats because by geekoid · · Score: 1

    the method of signing things is outdated too.

    When someone can pick up there tablet, read the document, and click a "signature". Howmuch paper work will we really need?

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    1. Re:Thats because by Endive4Ever · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The more poignant question is: will the huge mass of discarded rechargable battery packs in the landfill have a bigger impact on the environment than the old carbon copy forms (and that strip-off tractor ribbon on the edge) had?

      There are, and there always will be, issues with 'digital authentication' that make it not practical for everything. The degree of additional intrusion into our privacy by 'the system' needed is one example.

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  221. Re:BSD is dead...not NinnleBDS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NinnleBSD will never die!

    Just keeps getting better all the time, like Ninnle Linux!

  222. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by RatBastard · · Score: 1

    Yes, but then you have to set it. With an analog watch you simply wait until the second hand gets to one of the quarter minute points and watch it go round.

    The nursing school I worked for stipulated analog watches because of their simplicity and the fact that they just work.

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  223. Tough by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I've had countless digital watches, most are in the garbage."

    Agreed. My testament to analog watches strength:
    I fell off of a shopping cart moving at approximately 10 mph in a parking lot. I got a concussion and skinned a decent proportion of my face, leg, and arm. My hand and forearm, however, remained intact. How? My watch took the impact - the face has deep parallel scratches from my hitting/sliding along the asphalt, and there's even a tiny chip/hole at the edge (meaning it gets fogged up in steamy environments). The watch (a dirt-cheap Coleman), didn't lose a tick. That was three years ago, and while I had to replace the band, it's held up perfectly (though it's hard to see the date through the scratches). Would a digital watch take that kind of impact? Not bloody likely.

  224. What about Paper? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd say it hangs on pretty well. Especially the post it kind...

  225. Re:#1 : The reason why I still use analog watches. by Dominant_Effect · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I love technology as much as the next person, but I have yet to see a woman in a bar compliment a guy on his Casio calculator watch whereas my Movado has never failed to draw a compliment be it from a woman in a bar, a date at a restaurant, or in a meeting with a prospective client.

    Technology has it's place and I am an unconditional supporter and user of it, but if I want bells and whistles I have my cell phone... if I want to make a lasting first impression of style, nothing makes the statement like a finely crafted timepiece...

  226. Floppy? by scalis · · Score: 1

    I am suprised the floppy did not end up on the list since he mentioned analog watches. Despite being very useful it still is a technology many manufacturers have been trying to kill for ages. I can't even remember how many times I have read that manufacturers will no longer ship FDD's on new computers.

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  227. Telephone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where can I list that 19th century "invention"
    that refuses to die ?

    Toon Moene (GNU Fortran maintainer).

  228. What a stupid article by angle_slam · · Score: 1
    The author is pointing to niche products and saying they are still surviving. Reel-to-reel may be around, but try finding one at Circuit City. Same with vacuum tube amplifiers, which are the domain of "high-end" audio.

    As for faxes, they have one important feature, signatures. Sure, a PGP signature is more likely to be correct, but for paper contracts, a signature is a good indication that someone read and accepted it (which is why real estate and attorneys use them).

    Pagers? Cops can't use cell phones, but do have room for pagers. Phones are about as wide as pagers.

    Radio is still going on because watching TV while driving may be a little dangerous.

    Typewriters are used for filling out forms. That's about it.

    Analog watches simply look better than digital watches. Watches are jewelry after all.

    Dot matrix is used for multi-part forms.

  229. Analog = Graphical, Digital = Character display by kpharmer · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Since analog is the original form, and has the most sophsticated interface...it kind of follows that the digital watch is really just a technical triviality, doesn't it?

  230. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by crush · · Score: 1

    I was actually trying to agree with the post that I replied to (and you) that analog would be better. My point was that you would have to use both hands to set the digital watch. I guess you could hold the wrist with the hand that has the watch on it though.

    Another thing I wondered about was whether the patient would feel more stressed by hearing beeping sounds from a digital watch.

    Anyway, I expressed it badly.

  231. Kind of -1, Redundant by mindriot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No need to get into this argument, just see Slashdot's tenth most active story ever (at least at the moment). It's all been said I suppose.

    1. Re:Kind of -1, Redundant by sootman · · Score: 1

      Where can you fid the most active stories? Some kind of search? Buried in the FAQ somewhere? Or do you just keep really, really good notes?

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    2. Re:Kind of -1, Redundant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where can you fid the most active stories?

      In the slashdot hall of fame, ofcourse.

      Shame on you for not googling for slashdot most active stories. That link is returned as the number one result.

  232. Clickety-click by MavEtJu · · Score: 1

    Time was, back in the 1980s, that the clickety-click of dot matrix was the sound of progress.

    That was a daisy wheel printer. A matrix printer goes **AZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ**, a noise which can compete regarding cruelty with a modem trying to get a handshake.

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  233. Learning time by palad1 · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry but I think your argument has a weak point:

    Quote: A digital watch shows the numbers. If you can read them, you can tell the time.[[snip]]You have to learn what each hand means
    Have you considered how long it takes for someone to learn reading numbers, especially a child? I remember being able to tell the time of the day before being able to read numbers.

    1. Re:Learning time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I remember being forbidden from wearing a digital watch, because then I would never learn to read an analogue clock.

    2. Re:Learning time by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      I remember being able to tell the time of the day before being able to read numbers.

      NOt too long ago...

      Ok, I used to be a mechanic. That means I worked outside all the time. I didn't wear a watch, and the only clock in the shop I was working in was inside. So we never knew what time it was, right? Didn't take long, but I started telling time by the sun, literally.

      So this guy comes in and is wondering if his digital watch is showing the correct time. So he asks me what time it is. I look at the sun (not directly, of course), and tell him. He says he doesn't believe me. So he picks up his cell phone and calls the time number. Then he says "Sorry, Dave, you were only off by one minute."

      After that, everyone who worked in that shop learned to tell time by the sun. :) Then we all started showing up late to work...

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  234. Typewriter technology by Simonetta · · Score: 2, Funny

    You know your a 'dirty old man' the first time that you make love to a woman who doesn't know what a typewriter is.

    1. Re:Typewriter technology by Kris_J · · Score: 1

      Or when they've never heard of "Who's on First".

    2. Re:Typewriter technology by Absurd+Monkey · · Score: 1

      I know... those Alzheimer's patients are where it's at!!

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  235. Shows where you are headed and where you are going by hottoh · · Score: 1

    An analog watch hows where you are headed and where you were.

    Conversley, a digital one tells you where you are in a moment of time.

    A very short glance tells you where the minute hand is. The lighting must be just so with a digital display and reading numbers just takes more time.

  236. Donald Duck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Donald Duck will have a SCREAMING ORGASM when he finally replaces his analog watch with a digital one.

  237. Other link to sterling article by dragon13 · · Score: 1

    Here's another link to the sterling article as the technology review didn't work for me (members only or something). This one's from MSNBC :-) http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3131183/

  238. Woohoo!!! by EmagGeek · · Score: 2, Funny

    C My baby made the list
    C It's so nice
    implicit none
    integer nodes
    parameter(nodes=1440)
    C
    C Talk about the language that won't die!
    C
    nodes = 0
    do while(nodes .lt. 1440)
    write(*,*) 'Hi! I'm FORTRAN, the undead of programming languages!'
    C
    write(*,*) 'I have no idea what a pointer is!'
    C
    write(*,*) 'Or a class, for that matter!'
    C
    nodes = nodes + 1
    C
    end do
    C
    write(*,*) 'And it's impossible to tell when one line ends and the next begins!'
    C
    write(*,*) 'And I put a LF at the end of every write statement. How convenient!'
    C
    write(*,*) 'Well that's all for now. I guess I'll return to the operating system without a return code!'
    C
    end

  239. Can't kill a good device by Felinoid · · Score: 1

    Wind up watch: Wind up watches have the distict advantage of not needing a battery.
    True true the battery powered watch needs a battery only once in say 1 or 2 years it still needs it and a watch is a technology some people want to have around no matter what.
    So why would people want anolog battery watches?
    While there are a number of preceaved advantages (IE false) there is one real advantage.
    Notice how Timex never clames it's watches "take a licking" anymore?
    I personally use digital watches but... I've never replaced a watch battery.. a whole watch yes but a battery no...
    But I'll continue to buy digitals becouse they are quite cheap.

    Dot matrix/Hammer printers: Those printers are capable of being very compact. If you need a portable receapt generator what is better than a printer calculator? A more advanced version of same is on your typical cash registar.
    While lasers and ink jet printers are still bulky enough to not fit in a PDA sized box.
    Also like the digital watch there are environments that don't like the ink jet or laser. The printer dosen't get damaged but the paper feed is just complex enough to rip paper in damp air.

    Pocket calculators vs PDAs: Price aside pocket calculators today appear to have three distict advantages.
    1. You can get one with all the features you need usually at a reasonable price.
    2. Solar powered calculators are the norm.
    3. I admit I tap on the screen but most people still won't do that.

    And then there is the problem of handing over your PDA when someone needs a calculater. Would you?

    There will always be a "batter" way but some times the simple tools are the best tools.

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  240. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by lfourrier · · Score: 1

    they are also better, because they tick.
    I don't remember the number of time I was checking reactivity of an interface, with my left hand near my left ear. Full visual control of the screen, full tactile control (being right-handed) of the mouse, full auditive control of the time.

  241. Nostalgia by __aafutm5472 · · Score: 1

    I think the reason that analog watches, as well as some other technologies, stick around is due to nostalgia. There's something that clicks inside some people when they see an analog watch. It says class and elegance, which lots of people associate with a bygone era.

    I know that every time I look at my analog watch, I remember my grandfathers old wind up pocket watch. I remember wanting to play with that watch instead of having my own super 1337 digital watch.

  242. Analog Bezels (e.g., Rolex) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some Rolex have a rotating bezel which is used as a stop watch/timer. It's simple, modeless, and makes sense. I use my Rolex's bezel while diving, running, and or any other occasion I want to time something.

  243. Pagers - sales rose in 2002??? by BeyondALL · · Score: 1

    Well, the US are a bit slow in some way here.
    In Norway pagers are already obsolete. They shut down the net some time ago, now it's imposible to use them. What they did - cellphones did bether.
    I guess someone found out cellphones isn's that dangerous in hospitals after all :)

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  244. Maybe Dual Technology is the answer by clifforch · · Score: 1

    My favourite watch is a Casio Twincept, it's a standard analogue watch with an LCD overlay, About the most advanced function it has in this form is a 20 number phone book, but it wouldn't be too difficult to shoehorn a 20+Mb flash memory in the back, If the author has that big a problem with the clumsiness of digital watches, why not use a hybrid?

    Rotary movements don't take up that much space nowadays, just have the digital display over the top till they reach the required power/resolution requirements

    Cliff

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  245. Re:Glad they mentioned tubes.... by Bigman · · Score: 1

    I do too - A valve (tube) amp provides great sound for a guitar, and with the cover off great mood lighting for those romantic occasions!!!

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  246. Waltham by BugMaster+ChuckyD · · Score: 1

    I also have a nice Waltham pocket watch (hunter style case) The movement was made in 1901 and it keeps good time (looses aprox. 1 minute per week)

  247. intuitive my arse by buddha42 · · Score: 1

    There's nothing intuitive about an analog watch. The damn things confuse me every time I look at them. I usualy wind up craning my neck slightly to the side, and counting up the minutes in my head.

  248. In other news: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Nerds everywhere have demanded that all wood be burned and replaced with plastic.

    "Who cares about style?" quipped Freddot P. Nerdmeister. My plastic dining room table is functional and it can serve as a sail if my house is ever transported to a desert island!"

  249. CueCat by macgyvr64 · · Score: 1

    My CueCat refuses to die :-P

  250. Analog Watches and Typewriters... by dnahelix · · Score: 1

    don't need ELECTRICITY!

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  251. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by frodoze · · Score: 1

    you totally missed the point, your brain is concentrating on counting the pulse, the nurse does not need to be stuffing around pushing buttons on a digital watch, once glance at the seconds hand is all see needs

  252. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1
    I agree that you can't count two things at once. However, I have no problem using digital watches for taking my own pulse. I use one of two methods (alternated for mental exercise):
    1. Mentally compute what the display will be at the end of the time period, watch for that pattern while counting pulses.
    2. Note the beginning time, count a fixed number of pulses, subtract beginning time from ending time and divide into pulse count.
    I would recommend method 1 for an emergency situation, but method 2 gives better practice with mental math.
  253. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by lehyeong · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Bullshit. I'm a medical assistant and I use my digital watch to measure pulses and respiration all the time.

  254. Java Date API should be #11 by chazman00 · · Score: 1

    Java Date is one of the most obtuse constructs the language. And it doesn't seem to die either. Yeah, it's been deprecated, but I still find myself backsliding and putting that abomination in my code every once in a while. It's hard to bring myself to use Calendar. I wish they would go in and create a date package with a bunch of date objects and tools. i18n of dates needs a look too.

  255. They missed the big one by dreadlocks · · Score: 1

    paper! According to the list, three of the items require it for use. Many of the others were brought to life from a design .... on paper.

    Until they start beaming digital images into our brain for a "digital to neuroreceptor" converter to use, this granddaddy of them all will still be around. Until then enjoy your books on the throne and keep complaining that the software company did not include a "printed" manual.

  256. Dot-Matrix Printer vs. the inkjet scam by programmeratarms · · Score: 1

    The widespread use of inkjet printers for black&white text output is, IMHO, severely misguided and is a result of heavy advertising campaigns as opposed to technical superiority. Anyone who has owned a modern inkjet is familiar with the scam - cheap printer, ruinously expensive cartridges. The per-page cost of a dot-matrix printer is negligible. An affordable, efficient, and mostly acceptable image-quality (for everyday work) printer has been declared obsolete with very little reason.

    1. Re:Dot-Matrix Printer vs. the inkjet scam by The+Master+Control+P · · Score: 1

      Amen... I don't even use an inkjet anymore. I bought a Panasonic KX-P2023 at a swap meet for $4 (no loss even if it didn't work :), and I've never looked back.

      To me, it wasn't so much getting shafted for ink as that the inkjet Wouldn't Stop CLOGGING. As often as I used it (not very), I would try to print something and every time spend an hour desperately trying to get all the colors to come out correctly. Oh, yeah... I went through like 3 of them in 2 years. On the other hand, the KX-P has never had any ink problems (besides the cartridge it came with being 10 years old, and even that worked). It accepts tractor-fed paper. And most importantly (for someone into retrocomputing), it will print ASCII directly from my Tandy M100.

      Unfortunately, I made a decision driven by the desire for instant gratification to get refill cartridges from an office supply store, and got screwed for ink: $20 for two carts. Never again...

  257. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by jubei · · Score: 1

    I use method 1 myself, which is similar to the way people do it with analog watches anyway. Can you imagine someone trying to count the number of times the second hand moved at the same time as trying to count a pulse?

  258. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post is the most insightful one in this entire story.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  259. Sometime's tech doesn't advance... by hellfire · · Score: 1

    ...because the people in charge fuck it up.

    My company sells software to distributors. IT has an EDI component that allows them to buy from other companies who don't buy our software.

    We stick strictly to standards layed out by those who control EDI. However, all the other companies do not and invariably these companies, one company in particular, really bork the shit up by hand entering some EDI document that failed or inserting humans in the process when a computer should have just processed it normally.

    Our customers suffer because people they deal with don't know how to stick to standards. Some of them have dropped back to paper and faxes because someone in the pipeline, probably some very scared data processors, don't like standards or EDI.

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    1. Re:Sometime's tech doesn't advance... by Inthewire · · Score: 1

      Oh holy God I hate EDI.
      I work for a company that audits and pays freight bills, so we get "EDI" transmissions from around 50 different carriers.
      Each of them has a slightly different belief in what constitutes a valid file, and that belief is subject to change without notice or reason.
      For example, there's a field that can have one of 18 values (50, 55, 60, 65, 70, 77.5, 85, 92.5, 100, 110, 125, 150, 175, 200, 250, 300, 400, 500).
      Naturally I get values like "070" (ok, that's easy to handle) and "F" (wtf?).
      Standards are great, I guess.
      I can't wait to use one some day.

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  260. Dont you remeber "THE EDGE" by jzarling · · Score: 1

    It was the analog wrist watch that they used to devise a crude compass.
    Keep the hour hand on the Sun and North will be halfway between it and the minute hand.

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    1. Re:Dont you remeber "THE EDGE" by serbanp · · Score: 1
      I think you're mistaken: the North is (or, at least, used to be, didn't check recently) halfway between the hour hand and the 12 o'clock mark

      Serban

    2. Re:Dont you remeber "THE EDGE" by jzarling · · Score: 1

      Now that that is pointed out - it seems more correct. My point is still valid - you can navigate with it

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  261. Not exactly by geekoid · · Score: 1

    I believe that the the between point the side that later then the current time?
    and if its earlier then the current time that would be north.

    So its 8am, 10 would be South and 4 would be North.
    I think it applies to both hemisphers, since the sun moves east to west everywhere on the plant.

    Also, small bodies of water that don't stand for very long drain in acording to the shape of the container.

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  262. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Besides, I've never met a nurse that takes 60-second pulse readings anymore, it seems the ones I run into always take 10 or 15 second readings and multiply by 6 or 4 respectively.

    Which pretty much negates your point, doesn't it?

  263. Dude, take it back and get another T720 by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

    I have had the T720 since it was available, and I count the number of times it has done something wierd on ZERO fingers.

    However, my brother (and the company I work for) has had nothing but trouble from the StarTac phones. They drop calls when you walk under a tree, antenna break off if you look at them funny, doesn't ring when someone calls you, yet informs you of a missed call, etc. etc.

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    1. Re:Dude, take it back and get another T720 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, those StarTacs looked pretty nice for their time, but build quality seemed to vary A LOT. Some people swear by them, others say they're complete junk; antenna or hinges break easily, poor reception, etc. I almost got one myself, but I liked the clip on the leather holder for the Nokia 6160 much better; still have mine close to 10 years later.

  264. Throwaway Batteries! by smchris · · Score: 1

    I'm up to about 80% rechargeable usage now. (When you watch about 6 hrs. of TV/week, the remote lasts YEARS.)

    Like Sterling's list. My area power company sells energy-efficient bulbs on their web site for about 1/2 price.

  265. There is a reason by BCW2 · · Score: 1

    Most people just need to know what time it is where they are standing. All the bells and whistles are annoying and pretty much useless. They also cause a loss of reliability, the more complicated you make it, the more likely to break. Try and find something better than a 12.95 Timex(now about 21.95) that will last 6 to 8 years with no trouble. Just like an article earlier this week about the demise of simple cell phones. Lets add more crap, why? Because we can, it doesn't have to make sense. No one NEEDS to be that connected.

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  266. Digital Speedometers by raider_red · · Score: 4, Insightful

    How many people here have ever been subjected to a digital speedometer? They've only been put on a few cars in the past, and it seems that they're always eventually replaced with an analog dial. The reason of course, is that you can tell at a glance how fast you're going. With a digital readout, you have to actually read it.

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    1. Re:Digital Speedometers by Naffer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, the only reason I wouldn't drive a car with a digital speedometer is that then I'd know for sure how fast I was driving. I prefer to see the hand at 90 and say I'm probably doing 85.

    2. Re:Digital Speedometers by phrasebook · · Score: 1

      My 1989 Mitsubishi Magna Elite (Australian name, dunno what it was called elsewhere) had a big orange digital speedo. Many people who went in the car kept staring at it. I found it easy to read and it was very unique. Never seen a digital speedo since.

      The fuel gauge wasn't very intuitive though. It was a vertical set of bars to the left of the display. If you got down to 1 bar, that didn't actually mean you were almost out of petrol. You had to press a button under it, like a magnifier, and it give you a more accurate reading in a different colour, so you could say "oh that's ok, I've still got 3 bars left". After a second it would go back to the regular readout.

      I loved that car.

    3. Re:Digital Speedometers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How many people here have ever been subjected to a digital speedometer? They've only been put on a few cars in the past, and it seems that they're always eventually replaced with an analog dial. The reason of course, is that you can tell at a glance how fast you're going. With a digital readout, you have to actually read it.


      Wrong. The digital speedo is better for telling how fast you are going. The analog one is better for telling how fast your are accellerating. Digital gives good instant information, analog provides rate of change. Hence a combination of the two give the best of both worlds.
    4. Re:Digital Speedometers by jadavis · · Score: 1

      Another thing about a dial is that it's contrast doesn't decrease with increased ambient light. I don't want to squint and cup my hands over a speedometer or a watch to read what it says.

      So, until someone makes an LED with brightness similar to that of the sun, I will use an analog watch.

      Although that assumes you go out during the daylight, which may or may not be true for most of the crowd here.

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    5. Re:Digital Speedometers by Superfarstucker · · Score: 1

      HUD units display speed in MPH rather than an analog dial. As somebody pointed out, digital readouts suck for rate-of-change evaluations, hence the prevalance of analog. Plus there is some latency with them, which also sucks.

    6. Re:Digital Speedometers by Aidtopia · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, a glance at an analog speedometer gives you a feel for rate of acceleration (of deceleration) that's really hard to get from a changing numeric display.

    7. Re:Digital Speedometers by Nurseman · · Score: 1
      Furthermore, a glance at an analog speedometer gives you a feel for rate of acceleration (of deceleration) that's really hard to get from a changing numeric display

      Maybe it's just me, but if your accelerating or decelerating that fast, I would hope you would be looking out the windshield instead of at the dashboard

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    8. Re:Digital Speedometers by aWalrus · · Score: 1

      That kind of drives home the point that digital watches may be better. Unless used for chronometer stuff, what you need of a watch is one reading of exact time, not observation of rate of change (changes too slowly). In this respect, analog does not provide anything extra.

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    9. Re:Digital Speedometers by arose · · Score: 1
      So, until someone makes an LED with brightness similar to that of the sun, I will use an analog watch.
      My eyes... It burns...
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    10. Re:Digital Speedometers by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      thats a pretty good point, especially if you drive a stick, and even more especially if you drive a crappy 4 cylinder stick like mine . knowing just how fast you are slowing down as you try to do 55 up a steep(hehehe i wish) hill in 5th is very helpful.

    11. Re:Digital Speedometers by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

      i dont know about you, but i like to know how fast the seconds are going...

    12. Re:Digital Speedometers by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

      What is really fun is an analog dial driven by a digital connection. My new RV (2003 Fleetwood Discovery diesel) has a digital connection from the engine/transmission and ECU (as the rear of the rig) to the dash. The speedometer dial is analog, but when accelerating or decelerating the dial noticably jumps approximately once every 1/4 second rather than smoothly rotating. The same goes for the tach.

      This same system is used on nearly all new vehicles using a Freightliner chassis, from semis to buses and RVs.

      P.S. I am building an adapter to use it with my laptop. The amount of data that can be grabbed from this interface causes my geek spider sense to go crazy ;P

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    13. Re:Digital Speedometers by TEB_78 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The reason I've heard is that with analog speedometers people focus on where they are going. And drive aproximatly at the speed they want. But with digital speedometers they focus on the speed and goes aproximatly where they want. People tend to respect the digital representation more (too much).

    14. Re:Digital Speedometers by MikeHunt69 · · Score: 1

      Most sportsbikes now use all digital speedos. eg, the Honda CBR range, Yamaha R1, R6, Kawasaki ZX range & the Suzuki GSXR range. ie. All the popular bikes, other than harley.

    15. Re:Digital Speedometers by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Wrong. The digital speedo is better for telling how fast you are going. The analog one is better for telling how fast your are accellerating. Digital gives good instant information, analog provides rate of change. Hence a combination of the two give the best of both worlds.

      Bullshit.

      An analog speedometer works like this:

      On the tailshaft in your transmission there is a gear. There is a meshing gear in the speedo sending unit. This gear is turned by the tailshaft on the transmission, obviously, and causes the cable to turn. The cable, inside your speedo gauge, is headed by another gear, which goes through a series of gears that results in placing the needle on the gauge (and advancing the odometer). Since the very first gear in this chain of parts is on the tailshaft, it doesn't specifically say how fast the car is going. However, it is designed to account for the gear ratio in the differential and the specified size of tires. So the gauge tells you in real-time exactly how fast you are going. Further, by giving you a needle with an angle to look at rather than actual digits, it allows you to learn this information at a glance. Most analog speedometers are designed to put a certain target speed limit at the top of the gauge, usually 55 on 80s era cars, so that when you're highway driving all you have to do is look if the needle points up. So it's also a very efficient way to read your actual speed, in real time.

      A digital speedometer works similarly, depending on the car. I'll only discuss newer systems here, since the basic concepts are still used somehow or other. Instead of a gear on the tailshaft of your transmission, now you have a magnetic ring. This ring goes by a magnetic pick-up coil that receives a series of pulses. These pulses are sent to a computer (not usually the car's ECU) that is usually embedded into the speedometer itself. This computer measures the number of pulses that are received in a certain amount of time and then displays the results. So the speed that you see on the gauge is always the speed the car was traveling when it was last measured. It's not real-time at all, and is usually 1-2 seconds off. So it's not "instant information" as you put it, it's actually old information by the time you see it. This, of course, is the reason I don't like digital speedometers. :)

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    16. Re:Digital Speedometers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mom drives a toyota yaris with a rear projection digital speedometer (picture here). It's always easier to read than analog speedometers, regardless of the lighting conditions. Also, only the driver can read it, so you don't get comments from passengers when you're skirting the speed limit.

      Reflective screens are also becoming more commonplace, they also tend to be equally easy to read in bright sunlight, and dark twilight.

    17. Re:Digital Speedometers by CrazyTalk · · Score: 1

      I disagree. You can tell at a quick glance if the speedo needle is pointing, say straight up which you know to mean 60 mph. You can probably see this out of the corner of your eye without taking your eyes off the road. For a digital readout, you have to take that extra fraction of a second to focus on the numbers and see that they read a precise number like 59.2.

    18. Re:Digital Speedometers by garymcg · · Score: 1

      Build an adapter? You already have one built into the vehicle, it's the diagnostic connector.

      All you need now is a protocol translator and the appropriate software on your laptop and you'll be viewing real time engine/vehicle performance data while you drive.

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    19. Re:Digital Speedometers by i+chose+quality · · Score: 1

      maybe it's just me, but for information about the rate of acceleration i trust my good ols ass-o-meter.

      it has direct neural input and is way more reliable than any speedometer. it (hopefully) never breaks, too... :)

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    20. Re:Digital Speedometers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if it does break, you've got much more serious issues to deal with ;}

  267. How many copies of the web are there? by VX1984rr3 · · Score: 1
    Web surfers started printing out whatever looked interesting.

    I knew one of these... she would print everything she liked and keep it in many folders. What was worse is it was all in color! No wonder IT departments have to keep sending out those "DO NOT PRINT PERSONAL..." emails all the time. I was guitly of the print-a-color-map for directions, now I have the PocketPC maps and that rocks.

    Another thing that amazed me was working for a company where everyone had laptops and the meeting organizers still printed copies of the presentation for everyone... try email.

  268. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you totally miss the point.

    How do you count 1 minute with an analog watch? You look where the second hand is now, and wait for it to come around again.

    How do you count 1 minute with a digital watch? You look at the seconds value and wait for it to come around again.

    IT'S THE SAME BLOODY THING!!!

  269. God Bless Ethernet by Lobo_Louie · · Score: 1

    25 years and still ticking.
    AlGore invented it too! :-)

  270. Re:Glad they mentioned tubes.... by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    Just don't bump into in shirtless when trying to reach behind to mess with some cables...OUCH!!

    :-)

    I've got one from Decware I started with the SE84C...SET amp. Great, but, you gotta have very efficient speakers...I think I'll bridge this, for my center channel, and go with the mixed SET/Push Pull amp hybrid thing they've come out with..the Torii....That should give me the sound and punch I need...I've lost a tad of hearing over the years listening to loud distored music in the past...

    What tube gear do ya'll have?

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  271. How about the PC chip, fer cryin' out loud? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When even Intel themselves try to drive a stake through the heart of the 80x-friggin'-86, AMD has to extend this old 'n' moldy architecture to 64 bits and saddle us with that rusty old stinker for another couple of decades. Was it really all that great even when it was brand spankin' new? Geez, will you all just finally freakin' let go? Please?! Pleeezz!!!!! Augh!!!!!!

  272. B-Ark by Latent+Heat · · Score: 4, Funny

    I thought mankind was descended from the B-Ark colonists -- you know, the hair dressers and telephone sanitizer salesmen. Where do apes come in to the picture?

  273. So....? by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    In almost all the examples, the technology described has not been "surpassed" it's that some areas where it was once used, have had new innovations take it's place. The whole best tool for the job thing.

    And just because it's newer, faster and smarter doesn't make it the better tool for the job. Despite how easy it is to use my magnetic tip power screwdriver to take out components from a computer case, it's much easier to use a manual screwdriver because it's thinner.

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  274. And in C++ by devphil · · Score: 2, Informative


    Rather than add even more new keywords to the language, C++98 put the can-optimize-for-various-parallelisms numerical arrays in the library. The std::valarray template is defined to be free of aliasing, so implementations are allowed to chew hell out of the numbers. (Many don't, yet.)

    FORTRAN 200[03] then went and added even more weird and wonderful features. :-)

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  275. Digital is easier to READ, but... by riprjak · · Score: 1

    ... Analog watches dont need to be read, in fact, a quick glance at an analog clock provides us with a picture; which is processed into an understanding of the time much more quickly than a digital display which needs to be read and interpreted via the language centre of the brain.

    Of course, a person not "familiar" with an analog clock will take longer to read it, but with practice this time drops; time to read a digital clock remains fairly static and relates to a persons native reading speed and numerical literacy.

    Of course, I could just be full of shit :)
    err!
    jak.

    1. Re:Digital is easier to READ, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are full of shit. A quick glance at an analogue clock gives that feeling "Damn, I wonder what time it is, better look again".

  276. Yes. You have to use dog years. by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  277. Re:ana-log - but with digital guts by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

    I own the gold version of that watch, and i had the atainless version as well, most useful watch I've ever had, and it keeps dead on time. Don't let the battery die for more than a day tho, the stainless one froze up and refused to work as the internals don't like not to be under constant power.

  278. I like paper invoices by notsoclever · · Score: 1
    Electronic invoices seem to get "lost" much more readily. It's hard to go back on your credit card account and find out when exactly they jacked up your 12.99% fixed-rate APR to 16.99% if they don't keep the paperwork available.

    A paper trail is harder for the other guys to get rid of.

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  279. A word on watches: by Upaut · · Score: 1

    I have three watches. A Tissot (the sweet touch screen version, that I use because It is very handy to have an accurate compas and altimiter when hopelessly lost on a mountain...), a gold Rolex, and a swiss gold pocketwatch. I use the gold watch only when I need to look good (theater, dinner parties, etc.), and I use the pocketwatch whenever I wear a Tux. These two watches are nothing more than jewelry, something to add a little shnazz to my nerd physique... A watch should be comfotable, and accent the owners style, not just a soulless piece of functional machinery. (On a nerd note, I recently put my pocketwatch next to my schools giger counter... Yep, I got the original radioactive glow paint. Nothing seys sex appeal like a tumor...)

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  280. Not Old Faishoned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just stupid. Diamonds aren't pretty. They are little rocks. There are hundreds of other pretty rocks that are much cheaper and prettier. Use diamonds only when you really need a really hard rock. Like grinding or drilling carbide.

  281. Mainframes? by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

    While enterprise systems today have embraced clustered server strategies, mainframes still beat out these when it comes to handling thousands of simultaneous I/O connections at once. My 2 cents

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  282. MOD PARENT UP by Cyno01 · · Score: 1

    Dunno about anyone else, but IMHO toilet paper is for wipin' the water off your ass (the ads that market it as absorbent...)from the splashback of a straight down drop... If your using TP to clean the shit off your ass you need to do some groundskeepin back there or get some more fiber in your diet.

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  283. The problem by FreemanPatrickHenry · · Score: 1

    The problem with this article is that it has this idea that more tech = good. That's not the case. If it ain't broken, don't fix it. There's no reason for me to get rid of my 1.44 MB floppy when I need it to put a small file on it (as I needed to copy the linux-wlan-ng source a few days ago). There's no reason to get rid of mechanical watches for a similar reason: good watches are an example of brilliant engineering and craftsmanship. I have a self-winding Rolex that's "powered" by the movement of my wrist. No electricity needed. I don't need to wind it, I don't need to replace a battery. I just wear it, and it winds.

    To put that in a geek context, that's excellent programming. It's the difference between clean code and Features Galore. Features Galore might be nifty, but simplicity is usually the Right Thing(TM).

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  284. Re:#1 : The reason why I still use analog watches. by Starcub · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I bet I know why women prefer analog watches... because thier fathers wore them. This is another area where girls and guys are fundamentally different. Girls like guys who smell like barbecue, where the same cologne their dad did, an anonlog watch, have grey acents in thier hair, etc... But if a girl reminds a guy of his mother, the relationship'll never get really serious.

  285. OMG! They killed BSD! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "Now, whenever I think of BSD I think of Kenny from SouthPark."

    Nice! Now every "BSD is dead" post will have an obligatory anonymous "You bastards!" response.

  286. Cassette recorders by greppling · · Score: 1
    According to a friend of mine who has done all sorts of things in the DSP business, the classic cassette recorder is still the tool of choice for most journalists to record interviews (whether for radio or press). Despite Minidiscs and lots of attempts at digital recording devices.

    The killer of all the digital equipment was always that it wasn't as easy to use as the cassette recorder: Start, Stop, Record, Rewind is all you need. Never has any company designing an electronic replacement managed to keep the interface that simple.

  287. Fscking Google Spammers by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Presenting different content to Google than to random visitors is deceitful. They want the Google goodness of appearing to offer publically available content, but don't actually want to offer it. They're effectively lying to Google. If you don't want to offer content to non-subscriber's, that's fine. (I pay for two subscriber only online magazines that I respect. They play fair and their content either isn't indexed, or only the table of contents and summary pages are indexed.) But don't lie about the availability of content to Google. (I'm complaining now because this article features just such an example regarding Tech Review's use of this sleazy trick. My other pet peeve is IGN.)

    Anyway, if you encounter this crap, step one is to report the site to Google. This is a case of "Page does not match Google's description" and "Cloaked page" and is clearly web spam.

    Step two is to read the page anyway. Set your web browser's user agent "Googlebot/2.1 (+http://www.googlebot.com/bot.html)" and you're good to go. You may also need to disable JavaScript so you don't get redirected. Personally I just suck down the page with "wget --user-agent="Googlebot/2.1 (+http://www.googlebot.com/bot.html) http://www.example.com/".

    1. Re:Fscking Google Spammers by kindbud · · Score: 1

      Thanks, that was terrific. I love sticking it to spammers of all kinds, and I do it whenever I have the opportunity.

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    2. Re:Fscking Google Spammers by dustmite · · Score: 1

      Interesting, I never realised that Google actually views this as abuse, that's good to know.

      I've actually found it useful a number of times though that when a site didn't present me with the content that Google saw, I just viewed Google's cached copy.

      (Small side-note: I'm NOT a fan of referer forging, one good reason being that spammers use it to 'advertise' sites via referer stats (and sometimes increase their page rankings this way too))

    3. Re:Fscking Google Spammers by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1
      I've actually found it useful a number of times though that when a site didn't present me with the content that Google saw, I just viewed Google's cached copy.

      Indeed. However, in the two cases I gave the site in question asked Google to not provide the cache option.

      ...I'm NOT a fan of referer forging...

      Agreed, for a number of reasons. I'm browsing with Mozilla 6 on Linux and I want webmasters to see it in their logs. We (Linux users) are a small percentage and I don't want us to look even smaller. Every person spoofing from Linux or Mozilla to something else just fuels the "there aren't enough (Linux|Mozilla) users to justify testing for that platform" which isn't that bad, but leads to "...so we'll block them from the site." I only use spoofing as a last resort against brain dead sites.

  288. Analog != Analog display by mynameis+(mother+... · · Score: 1
    Just to point something out...

    The Mars and Rolex "Perpetual Motion" watches are analog watches.

    Most people here are discussing digital watches with analog faces. IANAWS, but on the inside is the same quartz crystal based timing system....

    I also submit that if you buy a true analog watch, you do so for reasons beyond simply wanting to know what time it is, where you are, at a glance.
    1. Re:Analog != Analog display by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The one I have is an electric analogue watch. As compared to a mechanical analogue watch.

    2. Re:Analog != Analog display by mynameis+(mother+... · · Score: 1
      Ok, perhaps I am making a bad assumption here.

      If your watch:

      has a small motor that powers the movement, that's fine.

      has an analog timing ciruit, thats fine.

      a digital timing circuit, then, uh, its just an analog face.

      Are most crystal based timing circuits in watches analog? [just realising potential falseness of original statement... Crystals are not exactly a digital only kinda IC]
  289. Gramar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FYI, when you use a quote that spans more than one paragraph, you should start each paragraph with a quote.

    1. Re:Gramar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's GramMar, you ass parrot.

  290. MOD PARENT UP! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  291. knowing time and direction, not just telling time by obtuse · · Score: 1

    I have noticed something surprising happening when I look at my analog watch.

    I'm worried about a scheduled event, so I look at my watch and decide I have time, without even thinking about the number of minutes or the time. Then moments later, if I wonder what time it is, I have to look again because I never actually read the time as such. Sometimes I can recall an image of the position of the hands, but usually not.

    This is why analog dials are so useful. I can look at my speedometer, and see my proximity to the speed limit instantaneously, and even estimate the rate of accel or decelleration.

    Besides, you can use an analog watch as a rough compass, if you can see the direction of the sun. Point the hour hand at the sun, and South is midway between noon, (in the closest direction) and the hour hand. Substitute North for South above if you're in the southern hemisphere.

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  292. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

    Just try it, it doesn't work. Just looking at the numbers makes forget the pulse count.

  293. What about calculators? by subsolar2 · · Score: 1
    I still use a TI-35Plus calculator because it's much easier than launching a calculator application when I need to do some quick hex/binary/decimal or other simple calculation.

    HP was going to kill their calculator line, but last I heard they gave it a reprieve and are introducing some new models.

  294. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by yoshi_mon · · Score: 1

    I'm sure your right but when you think about it I can walk into some dollar store and buy 100 cheapo watches for the same price. If each one of them were to only last 6 months that would be 50 years worth of watches, and you would get a brand new one 2 times a year.

    Don't get me wrong thou, I would not be caught dead in one of those things.

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  295. Re:Glad they mentioned tubes.... by Endive4Ever · · Score: 1

    I've got a Harmon-Kardon 'Award Series' 400 integrated amp.

    The biggest problem with it is that the phono preamp and the power amp are so low-noise that it's hard to judge how loud the volume is set. You can crank it all the way and there's no hiss or hum. But if you then set the tone-arm on the record, the incidental 'rumble' practially throws you across the room.

    Good old solid-state 'hiss' noise- it's still with us except for the most expensive gear.

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  296. Re:Glad they mentioned tubes.... by Bigman · · Score: 1

    I must confess I don't have it any more.. a few years ago when I moved I gave it to a cousin of mine who is a bit of an audio-phile. It was a Leak TL/12
    12 watt power amp & pre-amp. It was built in 1950 and probably is worth a lot - I just didn't have room for it and wanted it to stay in the family because it was my grandfathers. As far as I know it's still going. I must ask him some day!

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  297. Ok. Whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "But what digital watches can't do, according to sweep-hand proponents, is display the time and context as elegantly and intuitively as an analog model."

    No. Take a look at any bottom of the line Casio (for example my $10 F-28W). Surely you'll find it intuitive, and even elegant.

    If you wanna bitch about something bitch about those gaudy fossil watches. Looks like your wearing a wonder woman bracer on your wrist.

  298. Oops! by Trillan · · Score: 1

    all = call (hopefully that's obvous, but...!) :)

  299. Then clean them with your obsolete analog watch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    problem solved.

  300. Pass it down to my children? by Chuck+Chunder · · Score: 1

    Apparently not if the people claiming that not having a flashy watch will significantly impact my chances of getting laid are correct.

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  301. Re:Top Technology That IS Dying: *BSD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I'm guessing you're a troll but,

    Fact: You're a really weird guy

  302. Actualy all these uses are good by gumbi+west · · Score: 1

    This article should be titled, "The ten things that people are still using despite significant pressure not to."

  303. Another college tech here... by MadAnthony02 · · Score: 1

    I work at a college, and see the same thing. We recently started giving all students Novell Netstorage accounts in the hopes they will save on there, but no, they still love their floppies. I've seen people come in with floppies broken in half that they have sat on wanting to know if we can recover it.

    We do use a program called badcopy that has been pretty good about recovering damaged floppies.

  304. Watches and dot-matrix printers by Angst+Badger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Analog watches: I use analog watches exclusively, and it's not because they're easier to read, even though I grew up before digital watches were available. Analog watches are essentially fashion accessories, distinguished from other jewelry only in that they happen to tell time. (This is especially true if you're part of the crowd that buys expensive Rolexes and the like.) For myself, I just prefer a simple, inexpensive, and tasteful analog watch over an ugly black piece of plastic with a primitive multi-segment LCD display that looks like a refugee from the late 70's.

    Dot-matrix printers: This is probably lost on folks who came of age after inkjet and laser took over, but I find it a lot easier to read code when it's not interrupted by arbitrary page breaks. I long ago got in the habit of printing out code modules on greenbar paper, marking them up with highlighters and ballpoint notations, and tacking them to the wall. The later 24-pin models are reasonably quiet, perfectly legible, fast, and cheap as hell to operate. Moreover, they last forever, too. I still have and use an Epson dot matrix from 1984, and it works as well as when it was new. And if you want to do multipart forms, you can't use anything else.

    And while this wasn't on the list, I have to mention...

    Analog film cameras: There are still a lot of things you can't do as well digitally, but even if that were not the case, that's missing the point. Photography is an activity, just like snowboarding or building hotrods. Even if digital was better across the board, a lot of people would still use film cameras, just as a lot of people kept painting after film arrived.

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  305. My fortran program... by aepervius · · Score: 1

    ...are debugged and optimised since 40 years. Yeah they are old but they do the work, as quick you can do it in your C, and my compiler are debugged, optimised, and the program are also debugged and optimised. 40 years long. Talk to me again in 20-30 years when your C program are as optimised and proved bug free and I might consider dumping the language. And this is also true for multi processor machine.

    A final point : what matters is the hardware and technology it used on, behind the "language". language does not matter. I can freaking do it in BASIC, C, Fortran or cobol as long as the compiler do the fastest optimised code possible for the CPU. Language like fortran are after all abstract to make programmer communicate easier with machine thanwith direct language machine (hexa) or assembler. Higher language add wrapper of "easieness" of use, but there is *nothing* you can do in java/c you cannot do in other language. It is a translation device to make it easier for Man to use it. What matters is what generated by the compiler.

    And this is essentially why a lot of people are not ready to give up on fortran especially in academic circle.

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    1. Re:My fortran program... by jc42 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Talk to me again in 20-30 years when your C program are as optimised and proved bug free ...

      This does remind me of a study some people did quite a few years ago when I was a grad student at a big university (whose identity isn't important here). They instrumented the Fortran compiler on the big central mainframe in the CS dept so that it silently checked for a number of common problems such as integer overflows, and recorded the results. They then used this for all submitted Fortran jobs (which was more than half the machine's load), and studied the results.

      The main result was summarized as: More than half of the Fortran runs had at least one output value that was incorrect because of integer overflow. This actually resulted in several retractions of published papers.

      One of the problems in the number crunching biz is that on most hardware, detecting integer overflow takes an extra instruction. Part of this study was a survey of users. One of the questions asked whether they would use overflow checking if it slowed the program down. Around 90% of the Fortran users answered "No." So they didn't care about correct results; they only wanted fast code.

      One wag summarized this with a pair of definitions: A "good" compiler generates the fastest code that correctly implements the meaning of the source code. An "optimizing" compiler produces even faster code than that.

      Anyway, it's a good idea to be very wary of anyone who puts "optimized" before "bug free". This implies that they consider speed more important than correct results. This attitude is rampant in the Fortran user community.

      Not that they're the only ones.

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    2. Re:My fortran program... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Funny? FUNNY?

      Well, yeah; we all thought it was funny, too. In a sick sort of way.

      I mean, think of the implications. The people who wrote the software that monitors things while you're on the operating table or sitting in a seat on an airliner are highly likely to think that fast code is more important than correct results. They refuse to switch to languages that do overflow or bounds checking, because code in those languages doesn't run as fast as Fortran or C.

      That's real funny.

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  306. BSD comment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Insert obligatory BSD reference here

  307. Jotters with Gel! by iCharles · · Score: 1

    Ohhhh...the Parker Jotter is a classic! Major advances in ballpoint technology came with that pen (seriously). It had a textured tungsten ball, to allow better ink flow and writing. The cartridge rotates 90 degrees with each extension, to promote even wear (that's what the literature claimed--even had a demonstrator version to show it).

    Parker has now come out with gel ink refills for the Jotter. Nice, because gel is less susceptible to check washing that most inks (certainly more than standard ballpoint ink). Have you given those a shot?

  308. Why floppies are needed by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    Ah, floppy benefits. Okay:

    * 3.5" floppies have locking tabs. This is a pretty simple, physical way to ensure that you don't accidently erase something important. It would be easy to put this on USB drives (a switch might cost 5 cents more), but it isn't done. For CDs, this is already in place.

    * Floppies are rewriteable. CDRs are not, and -RWs are still not in a particularly nice way. It's easy to just dump a file on a floppy. For USB drives, this is already in place.

    * Floppies are truly universal. Unless you're dealing with a Mac, a machine *will* have a floppy drive. Network connectivity could be down, the thing might not have USB support (getting quite rare), but machines dating back *ages* have floppies.

    * Floppies don't push media constraints much. If machine A can read a floppy, machine B probably can as well. I find that a CD burned by one drive may well not be readable by another.

    * Floppies are cheap. CDs are cheap, but USB drives are not. I can just give someone a floppy with a document on it and not worry about it. The same is not true of USB drives.

    * For troubleshooting, I may want to boot into some kind of emergency environment (say, Knoppix or Superrescue) on a CD. Many machines have only one CD drive, and using the emergency CD ties this drive up. If I also want somewhere to write data (IP address/network information etc), I need another device. Floppies work well, CDs don't (unless you have multiple CD drives). USB drives probably work.

    * There are some devices with floppy output still in use -- older digital cameras being the biggie.

    So, I guess what I want to say is that most things the floppy can do can be replicated by *either* the CD or the USB drive, but not by a single one. It has a pretty unique role.

    That being said, I *very* rarely use my floppy drive. Next time I put together a computer, I could save $5 by leaving it out -- but the benefit of having it it, the knowledge that there's a pretty solid universal interchange device in there is just worth the $5 to me.

    1. Re:Why floppies are needed by der_joachim · · Score: 1

      * 3.5" floppies have locking tabs. This is a pretty simple, physical way to ensure that you don't accidently erase something important. It would be easy to put this on USB drives (a switch might cost 5 cents more), but it isn't done. For CDs, this is already in place.

      My USB stick has one. It works. Moot point.

      * Floppies are rewriteable. CDRs are not, and -RWs are still not in a particularly nice way. It's easy to just dump a file on a floppy. For USB drives, this is already in place.

      USB2 is fast. In a matter of minutes you fill a 256Meg stick.

      * Floppies are truly universal. Unless you're dealing with a Mac, a machine *will* have a floppy drive. Network connectivity could be down, the thing might not have USB support (getting quite rare), but machines dating back *ages* have floppies.

      Floppy drives break easily. It is the first thing to die on old computers. Floppies die just as easily. Every post-1996 computer has either a CDROM drive and/or a USB port.

      * Floppies don't push media constraints much. If machine A can read a floppy, machine B probably can as well. I find that a CD burned by one drive may well not be readable by another.

      Buy a better burner. Or get a USB drive. I have a Philips burner which has never let me down.

      * Floppies are cheap. CDs are cheap, but USB drives are not. I can just give someone a floppy with a document on it and not worry about it. The same is not true of USB drives.

      USB drives are NOT YET cheap. When the 3.5" floppy came out, it was very expensive. So was the CDROM.

      * For troubleshooting, I may want to boot into some kind of emergency environment (say, Knoppix or Superrescue) on a CD. Many machines have only one CD drive, and using the emergency CD ties this drive up. If I also want somewhere to write data (IP address/network information etc), I need another device. Floppies work well, CDs don't (unless you have multiple CD drives). USB drives probably work.

      They do. You can even boot from USB on newer machines.

      * There are some devices with floppy output still in use -- older digital cameras being the biggie.

      Which was an utterly stupid plan to begin with.

      Even although the floppy has survived many technologies (ZIP/JAZ drive, 10 years of CDROM), it will die and hopefully soon. Floppies have a very limited capacity, the devices are slow and they break easily. I have had countless floppy disks, which were crammed with important data and suddenly died. Of course I kept back-ups, but that does NOT make it better.

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  309. Sweep-Hand Watch and Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The sweep-hand watch may be outdated, but I've used it numerous times for middle school science and math students as an everyday example for understanding the concept of periodicity. Sure, a digital watch displays periodicity, but not to the same extent as a sweeping second hand that shows the same repeated action over and over.

  310. Thermal Printers and Mainframes... by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    There he is complaining about DOT printers and yet we purchased 40+ thermals just last year.

    What it comes down to is we have an article full of ignorance of the application of many of these items. Just because he doesn't need them or work in an industry that can use many of them they suddenly become obsolete.

    It is like the egos of pc-server people who always claimed they could supplant the mainframe. Sure, in certain low impact areas it was fine. Put someone's job on the line and a lot of peoples money and you go with something that is guaranteed to work.

    As for the printers. Dots and Thermals are great in warehouse settings. Rugged lasers and such are very expensive. Changing cartridges is not something you can trust most warehouse people do either.

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  311. Suggestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use a non-broken OS.

  312. Why an analog watche is MY choice of time piece. by alchemist68 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I first got hooked on analog watches when I took a vacation to Lancaster County, Pennsylvania. I visited the National Watch and Clock Museum in Columbia Pennsylvania. Looking at the detailed construction of American pocket watches from the late 1800's and early 1900's facinated me. THESE are real time pieces, with hard steel gears meshing with softer brass gears, mounted on pinions that are encased by jewels. The balance has tiny screw weights to make the balance "balanced". Most of the gold-plated cases were warrented for 20 or 25 years! These devices were designed to last your lifetime, not designed with built-in obsolescence like today's products. More importantly, they were built by real people with TALANT in engineering, metallurgy, and art. Many of the the movements had very decorative Damaskeening engraved on the plate nickel and stainless steel bridges. Waltam competed fiercely with Damaskeening.

    To date, I have several American pocket watches, the oldest made in 1886 and the newest made in 1912. I even managed to find a 17 jewel Waltam Appleton Tracy Railroad pocket watch at an auction for $58 back in 1992. It needed some work, so I took it to a certified master watchmaker to replace the main spring, cleaned it using ultrasonic waves, and lubricated everything again. THIS WATCH KEEPS PERFECT TIME, and it's almost 100 years old!

    Now I wear an Orient (subsidiary of Seiko) that has an automatic winding mechanism, has a second hand sweep, tells the day and the date, has a 21-jewel movement, is water resistant to 50 meters, is made of all stainless steel construction, and it only cost me $40 (you have to know where to get them at low cost). I wear THIS watch because I work around NMR instruments ALL DAY and it is unaffected by the superconducting magnets and the 10 Gauss magnetic field. The only thing "wrong" with the watch is that it gains 5 minutes every two weeks, otherwise, I'm VERY happy with THIS cheapo analog watch.

    ALL YOUR TIME ARE BELONG TO THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM.

  313. The x86 Instruction Set by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With Intel apparently backing off of Itanium a bit and AMD taking the 64-bit x86 platform more mainstream, it appears this wizened, over-stretched invention will stick around for many years to come. It needs to die. I don't know if the VLIW approach of Intel--which makes life harder on compiler writers--is the solution, but an ancient CISC architecture sure as hell ain't it.

    1. Re:The x86 Instruction Set by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I already tried making this point, but the slashdotters are such great big 80x86 fans because it's what they were raised on as kids. They understand the architecure inside and out, and are just too comfortable to let go. You make a great point, but you will definitely score a 0. Or a -1. Or they'll find where you live and beat you with a great big stick.

  314. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With a digital seconds readout, you end up using the "number" part of your brain for both tasks, and you get screwed up.

    We used digital stopwatches when I was in high school, iirc. It's actually not that hard, you don't look for the *number* of the time you'll stop at, you look for the *picture*. Using analog just makes it harder to convert the picture into a number. (which is counterproductive in most other situations)

  315. oh really? by darweidu · · Score: 1

    is display the time and context as elegantly and intuitively as an analog model I don't believe that. Children have to LEARN to read analog watches, not digital ones.

  316. Re:#1 : The reason why I still use analog watches. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been fucking my mom for years, you insensitive clod!

  317. Casino by phorm · · Score: 1

    Somewhat OT, but it is interesting that you bring up Casinos not having clocks. It seems from my experience that indeed they do not, and I wonder if this is based on some concept that "if they don't see the time, they won't think how long they've been here losing money."

    Department stores... same idea I suppose too. Anyone got a take on this?

  318. what about 3,5" FDD's by acid_man · · Score: 1

    This technolgy is used for about decades. Nobody use it anymore. But every new PC has one. But Why ?

    1. Re:what about 3,5" FDD's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because it's still widely used. USB keys are way too expensive to give away, and CD-burning is too unreliable, plus you will get busted for owning "the equivalent of 52 CD burners".

  319. hrmm.. I find this flawed. by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    Some technologies dont need to die because they're at their pinnacle.
    not much more you can do with a watch than put a buncha crap that interferes with you needing to tell time, analog looks more stylish, digital watches remind me of a child's watch, before they learn analog.

    it's like with cell phones, while it's neat that it has a buncha new stuff on it, it isnt really that much of a useful advancement in technology. I just want to use the phone, not play games and stuff, some of the only usefull addons are address books, email, and speed dial. (which has been around for ages) otherwise... most of the other features, such as voice recording, cameras, games, ringtones, etc are useless and often annoying. I dont want to hear some pop song in 8 bit or in polyphonic tones.. bad enough the music sucks.

    basically, any technology that can do its job efficiently and is still useful, will never die, people just like newer things, it's like tv's...
    "GET THIS NEW SONY 476ZSDSX! now your screen can be one pixel larger than before! now with tons of useless features you'll surely never use!"

    computers are one thing (though never truly obsolete, unless it's an apple II or ENIAC)
    but with most technologies we have, they've hit their pinnacle and there's really not much to improve on to necessarily make them better, if they want to make phones better, they should make the sound quality better.

  320. Re: Vacuum tubes by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

    Transistors sound very good on even notes, but absolutely horrible on odd notes. Vacuum tibes still sound great on both.

    With all the old and new technology available to today's guitarists, both transistors and vacuum tubes, the wah-wah and having a synth play a certain note when you play one, to pickups with electronic features, you'd think every guitarist today would have a sound as unique as Jimi Hendrix. Yet the opposite is true. Too bad Hendrix died so young; if he'd lived long enough he could have shown us all what could be done with all this stuff instead of most musicians all sounding like they're in the same band.

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  321. Joe Average by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why in the world would you ever want to date a woman who chooses people based on the fucking watch they wear?

    Because I'm choosing her on the basis the size of her tits.

  322. Paper.... by shri · · Score: 1

    They forgot paper. Remember visions of a paperless office? We're now using paper far more than ever before.

  323. Die die die by Bugmaster · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It seems that most of the technologies that "refuse to die" are in fact dying out -- but slowly, at the human pace, along with their users. I personally prefer digital watches to analog (they tell me the exact time, date and day of week, not some weird polar coordinate thing), I could never go back to using typewriters (one word: undo), and I couldn't care less about how many vacuum tubes were used to record the music I listen to, as long as I can get it on mp3. All of these technologies are still in use because they invoke some sort of a sentimental response from their users, sort of like vinyl does for audiohphyles. In other words, the value of the technology is not intrinsic; what has value are the memories of the user. For someone who doesn't have the same memories, the technology loses its retro appeal.

    Of course, no technology can ever truly die -- we still use fire and plows, after all. Still, I think if you compare the sales of manual typewriters (~500k/year, according to the article) with the sales of computers, I think you can pretty much pronounce them "mostly dead".

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    1. Re:Die die die by gordguide · · Score: 1

      Do you have a sentimental response to your microwave oven or the radar that keeps your airplane from crashing into another one?

      Vacuum tubes all the way, and neither is likely to be replaced by transistors anytime soon (semiconductors don't have the right properties to do the job).

    2. Re:Die die die by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You miss a handful of points, and bring up some other interesting ones.

      Someone else pointed out that analog watches are not dying out simply because they have a better user interface. If it's Tuesday afternoon, an hour or so after lunch, and you need to know how long you've got before a 1:30 meeting, which is easier to process: "Quarter past one," or "1:14:37pm Tues. Feb. 17 2004AD?"

      As for your "mp3" argument, that's a continuation of our society's endless rush towards convenience at the expense of quality. I'm surprised, really, how many people actually know that MP3 sucks, but don't care because it's convenient.

      The interesting problem with this article is that it doesn't distinguish between technologies that should die out because there's no need for them anymore (these are the ones you point out as actually dying out), and the ones that don't die out because they're still needed today.

      Typewriters? They're needed in places without electricity and networks and decent computers (much of the world, actually), but the need will definitely continue to wane. Vacuum tubes, on the other hand, are still state-of-the-art in certain applications (music PRODUCTION (not REPRODUCTION), microwave transmission, radar, and CRTs).

      Fax machines will be around as long as we have paper documents that don't have an easily accesible electronic copy, but not much longer than that. I had to get some paper documents faxed to me recently, but that's the first time I've used a fax machine in a year.

      So I think you've hit the nail...well, partly on the head. Or maybe one nail out of three squarely on the head. The three (not one, three!) things that keep old technology going are (a) sentimentality, (b) superiority, and (c) need.

      (note: posting anonymously, because I've moderated this discussion already)

    3. Re:Die die die by Bugmaster · · Score: 1
      You and the other posters are also right: some technologies find niche applications where they're the best tool for the job (until something better comes along). This is the case with typewriters in third-world countries, vacuum tubes in military radar installations, analog-looking UI to a digital watch, etc.

      Still, I would pronounce these technologies "mostly dead". Almost no one is designing new vacuum tubes, faster mechanical typewriters, or smaller fully-analog clocks (unless you maybe count nanotech, I'm sure there's someone somewhere who is making watches out of nanotubules). These technologies are pretty much doomed to stay in their niches until the end of time (or until something displaces them).

      I mean, strictly speaking, no technology ever dies out fully -- it either finds a niche (like vacuum tubes), or becomes transformed (like the memory chip mentioned on slashdot a while ago which uses miniscule cantilever beams). Still, I don't think anyone can claim that vacuum tubes or dot-matrix printers are as vibrantly alive today as they were just a few decades ago.

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  324. Dot matrix length by phorm · · Score: 1

    Also of note is the reason why we still have a dot-matrix at work: It can print pages/reports on longer paper than a standard laser (and most inkjets). We have some old software (DOS) that hasn't been replaced yet (oh please *DEITY* somebody replace it soon) that requires the dot-matrix simply because there are no functions to change between printing landscape/portrait mode on the captured port for a laser (and besides, this big momma of a dot matrix is still longer than a laser page either way, even against A4)

  325. Analog watches for nurses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask any nurse if taking a pulse is easier with a analog or digital watch. Try it sometime. It can be done, but takes quite a bit more mental power. I think that it has to do with the part of your brain that you are using to count pulses. I would bet that it is same the part that you use to read a digital watch. Where reading an analog watch apparently takes a different part of your brain.

  326. But for a different reason by narftrek · · Score: 1

    The schools don't upgrade because they can't afford to. It's not because it's better or for nostalgia purposes but because M$ is a money grubbing whore. Schools always wanna be leading tech when it comes to technologies that prepare the kids for a real world job (think IT & vo-tech type jobs). It's bragging rights pure and simple and unfortunately most schools can't afford to brag. BELIEVE ME we all want win95 & NT4 to die. Blame M$ just like we always do :D

    1. Re:But for a different reason by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      They could always stop spending money on software entirely and use Linux.

  327. But all I want it to do... by 1029 · · Score: 1

    is tell the time! At my current location.

    I could care less what the temp is on my wrist. Nor what the time is in Japan. Not only that but most digital watches are fugly, and frankly my watch is as much a piece of jewelry as it is a time telling device. Anyhow, I like the old Unix maxim: do one thing, do it well. And for telling time, a well-crafted analog watch does just that.

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  328. Analog Forever (roughly) by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Time is a measure, not a number. If you want to know that it's exactly 3:59pm, then a digital display is fine. If you want to know how long you have until it's 3:59, then analog is the way to go..

    With a digital clock you have to read the number do the math and then figure out what the resulting number means. That's too much work if your real attention is on something else.

    With an analog clock you just note the distance. As that distance gets smaller, so does your time left.. simple as that.

    If I have to wake up at a specific time without (or ahead of) an alarm clock, I'll look at the time, convert to analog if necessary (I have a digital watch) and imagine the movement that has to occur between now and when I have to wake up... then I'll go to sleep and wake up at the apointed time.
    Dunno why it works. I read it in a (fiction) book once, and tried it. It worked, so I kept it in my bag of tricks.

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  329. Floppy disks by 1029 · · Score: 1

    What about floppy disks? I'd be happy if I never had to mess with slow, low-density, prone to failure magnetic POS again.

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  330. Re:Why an analog watche is MY choice of time piece by kindbud · · Score: 1

    THESE are real time pieces, with hard steel gears meshing with softer brass gears, mounted on pinions that are encased by jewels.

    You got something against Cesium atoms? Those are real time pieces, too.

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  331. incandescent light bulbs by reiggin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Edison's incandescent light bulb has changed little if any since it's invention in 1879 (Yes, Sir Joseph Swan beat Edison to the punch in 1878). In fact, a light bulb from the 1880's would glow if screwed into one of our "modern" sockets, which also haven't changed. Now, that's a technology that refuses to die.

    1. Re:incandescent light bulbs by evilviper · · Score: 1
      In fact, a light bulb from the 1880's would glow if screwed into one of our "modern" sockets, which also haven't changed.

      Two things to say about this...

      First off, they DO continue to glow to this day. Last I heard, Edison's lightbulbs are still glowing in his home to this day.

      Secondly, the reason incandesent lightbulbs continue to live-on, is because the alternatives are CRAP. Yes, I have halogen headlights in my car, and they cost $20+ (even now that they have been around for at least a decade) and burn out within a year... Every day I drive around I see a handful of cars with one headlight out. I don't think it's a coincidence.

      Meanwhile, the incandesent headlights in cars and trucks from the 70's are $5, and don't burn out in less than a decade. Progress? My ass!

      Flourscent bulbs have promise, but their flaws are well-known. Not all of their problems have been resolved, and even if they were, the stigma from the older ones would be hard to overcome.

      LEDs have a good chance to replace every lightbulb around, but the current lines of LEDs aren't ready, and perhaps, like flourscents, they might never be ready.
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  332. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by EvanED · · Score: 1

    Yes, but what about one fails at the worst possible time? Are you going to carry two watches around with you whenever you're on call?

  333. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by EvanED · · Score: 1

    "Just try it, it doesn't work."

    I jusd did. It worked.

    BUT: I have a watch with both an analog and digital reading and I always use analog because it is a good amount easier.

  334. Lightbulbs by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

    Some years ago they came out with screw-socket fluourescents. They lasted longer per purchase dollar and cost less to use than light bulbs. But except for installations where changing lots of bulbs constantly was labor cost prohibitive, they never caught on.

    SciAm ran an article about them some years back. A focus group was formed to find out why. My favorite quote of one of the participants was "This solves a problem I don't have". Now if only more people could think this way when confronted with incremental obselescence.

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    1. Re:Lightbulbs by gordguide · · Score: 1

      Kind-of-sort-of mentioned in the top ten list though; incandescent light bulbs can be thought of as very simple vacuum tubes; the very first tube that could be used in an electronic circuit was a modified Edison bulb.

  335. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by EvanED · · Score: 1

    Actually it isn't. They use separate parts of the brain. Watching for the same time again from the digital clock engages the part of your brain that thinks about numbers, a part that's already used for counting pulse beats. Watching for the second hand to return to the same place engages the part of your brain that deals with spatial relationships.

    I'm not saying it can't be done; I just did both with the same results. BUT, I did find the analog reading a good amount easier.

  336. LOL! by spun · · Score: 1

    LOL! That is one of the funniest things I've read on /. I never thought of it that way. I will never be able to look at TP packages the same way again.

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  337. Really? by narftrek · · Score: 1

    If there's an emergency, I can always count on a $5 pack of floppies to save my ass.


    What kind of emergency are you talking about? I hope not a flood, for instance. A $5 pack of floppies couldn't float your cat, let alone your heavy ass.

  338. Don't need to wonder... by Goonie · · Score: 1
    It's true. Casinos are also notorious for having bright, constant artificial lighting, and lots of noise. Keeps the punters awake...

    In Victoria (the state of Australia where I live), they recently passed a law that says pokie venues have to be smoke-free. Funnily enough, pokie turnover dropped quite a lot, because the gambling addicts were all heavy smokers as well, and making them go outside and stop for a minute was a great circuit-breaker...

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  339. Here's my list by ikeee · · Score: 1

    Realtors (Home finding/selling humanoid technology) Movie Rental Business (Brick and mortar humoind with low IQ technology) NewsPapers (paper waster technology)

  340. They Missed One by Ridgelift · · Score: 1

    11) Windows 95/98

    Declared dangerous and obsolete by Microsoft, the largest software company in the world, Windows 95 and its late cousin Windows 98 still dominate the personal computer landscape. Many users who swear at Windows, no matter what version, still prefer to have the same bag of problems, rather than a whole set of new ones. "Besides", says Joe Schmoe, a Windows 95 afficionado "since I upgraded my computer to a new Pentium 4, my new machine boots in a 1/10 of a second, compared to newer versions of Windows that take longer". Although the staple of Microsoft's profit machine will continue to chime in with a new must-have version every couple of years, with attempts to shoot the kneecaps out of previous versions, Windows 9x is bound to stay online for many years to come

  341. Bicycles by Scodiddly · · Score: 1

    OK, we've got various high-tech frame materials, clipless pedals, gel-cushion seats, and digital computers.

    But most of us are still using century-old drive chain and derailleur shifting technology. Because it's still the most reliable and effective system, I suppose.

  342. Bruce Sterling is a Jackass by Orphic_Egg · · Score: 1

    And his top 10 list proves it again.
    Self appointed saviour and savant.
    And he actually expects to be taken seriously.

  343. Hmmm digital watches...... by Stumbles · · Score: 0
    THHGTTG described the fasination with digital watches quite accuraly as......

    whose ape-descended life forms are so amazingly primitive that they still think digital watches are a pretty neat idea.

    I prefer analog, that is if I wore a watch.

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  344. How tall were they? by Stephen+Samuel · · Score: 1

    It's like the difference between 1.853metres and THIS tall. Unless you're in a (rare) situation where that last 3mm makes a difference, then this tall will probably do a better job of getting across just how tall that blonde you just missed was.

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  345. I have a digital that just works by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    Doesn't do much but tell time and work. No winding, big clear easy to read display, accurate to the second and still on the 1st battery after 3 years. It's easily the best, most reliable watch I've ever owned.

    I have an expensive analog "dress" watch that sits at the back of my sock drawer ignored and unused because it's too much hassle.

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  346. Analog Vs Digital Watches by meedle · · Score: 1

    I once took a short coure on heurology (sp) I was told my the course trainer that digital watches were popular only as a fad. He said the only thing that technology had done for modern analog watches was the power, instead of winding a spring most modern analog watches use a battery to provide power, other than that little has changed in decades. An example I think of 'they got it right first time'

  347. Tech #13 That Refuses To Die: The Bicycle by dinodriver · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How about the bicycle? Sure, they get lighter and are equipped with fancier doo-dads all the time, but the basic has remained the same for a century. No other human powered vehicle has come along to challenge it (skateboards and scooters sell but nothing like bicycle numbers)

    A human on a bicycle is at least 100 times more efficient than a human walking or running. There are more efficient animals than humans, but few if the human is on a bicycle going about 8mph.

    I think it's possible that a human on a good longboard skateboard with large, soft wheels may be even more efficient assuming smooth pavement (though he's not seated so maybe not) but a bicycle is obviously able to handle a wider variety of terrain.

  348. Women are idiots, after all. by Thiscatiswild · · Score: 1

    When a woman asks a man for the time, she's really testing his sense of taste and classiness.

    You don't say? When I ask a man for the time I want to know what time it is. Does that make me a man?...

    *checks in pants*

    ... nope, no dick in there.

    Analogue watches are better because they display time as a vector, not a scalar. That digital watches are ugly is just a coincedence, not the real reason they suck.

    1. Re:Women are idiots, after all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      May I also check in your pants?

    2. Re:Women are idiots, after all. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Was the a terrible accident in your past?

      I'd understand if you don't want to discuss it.

    3. Re:Women are idiots, after all. by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      Heh, I don't wear a watch, so I don't have to deal with women asking me for the time so they can see how expensive my watch is.

      Instead, they look at my wife, look at their own tits, and wonder why I'm running around with her when I could be...

      Oh hell. Still no explanation on why women make passes at me more now that I'm married than they did when I was single, except that I quit wearing a watch shortly before I met my wife...

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  349. Not for long... this is the year by Nafai7 · · Score: 1

    DVD burners will be commonplace and cheep by x-mas 2004. (ie less than $150 for the recorder, media cheaper than blank VHS tapes)

    1. Re:Not for long... this is the year by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had no doubt that the world would catch on to CD players, CDR/CDRW drives, DVD players, and DVD-R drives. Each time I adopted them or sold them I always heard that "this is the year" and "wait for Christmas." And they _all_ eventually came true!

      The problem is that I also thought the world would catch on to Betamax, 2.88M floppy drives, dye-sub printers, and Bernoulli drives. Those didn't turn out so good even though I also heard how "this is the year" and "wait for Christmas" on those technologies too.

  350. Re:Why an analog watche is MY choice of time piece by jgordon7 · · Score: 1

    Another thing a nice analog watch gives a user that a digital watch does not.

    Time perspective. You use an analog watch you get a feeling for "how long away" a certain time is. When you use a digital watch you only know exactly what time is currently is, it does not give you a relation to time. This is the primary reason why digital speedometer displays in cars did not work well with people. Current speedos are still digitally signalled in most cars however they display in a nice analog fashion.

  351. What a stupid example by Nickjansen · · Score: 2, Insightful

    How the hell do you compare a digital watch to an analoug watch. 1. an analoug watch is over a 100's of years old and has stood the test of time. the digital watch is only say 20 years old. 2. a cell ph has the same if not more functions and you dont need that much shit doing the same stuff 3. a anagloug watch has a much more elegant look to it.

  352. watches keep the time in Tokyo?! by weighn · · Score: 1

    Amazing the functions that those Japanese cram onto watches these days.
    > Digital-watch wearers can check temperature, altitude, and the time in Tokyo

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  353. Apple using Wintel technology by solprovider · · Score: 3, Informative

    Modern Mac has the old ROM stored on disk, Openfirmware, OS X, (S)ATA, CD/DVD-RW, USB, Firewire, PCI, AGP, RJ-45, Ethernet, DVI, PowerPC... note that the Mac has grown more in the direction of the PC than vice versa

    I do not know Macs, so I may have missed something, but which of these started with the Wintel PC?

    ROM/Open firmware - The news is that Wintels may do this soon, but I have yet to see motherboard without ROM BIOS.

    OS X - Unix, not Wintel

    SATA - From the harddrive manufacturers. The implementation for Wintel has the BIOS must faking one of the standard IDE positions so that MSWindows thinks it is running from "C:". This reduces the number of drives that can be used in a dual IDE/SATA PC, and encourages the consumer to find an OS that can fully use the hardware. This could not have been planned by MS.

    CD/DVD-RW - Consumer technology coopted by the computer world.

    USB - The Wintel answer to Firewire.

    Firewire - Apple. It is so much an Apple technology that Intel refuses to incorporate it into their motherboards.

    PCI, AGP - Hardware manufacturers, but they are the standards for Wintel. Be thankful that Apple has decided to follow the "standards" for commodity hardware.

    RJ-45, Ethernet - Ethernet came from the mainframe/Unix world. It barely touched the Wintel world until the late 80s. The RJ45 plug was a quick prototype that accidentally made it into production. The engineers are still kicking themselves for designing a plug that is designed to catch on EVERYTHING.

    DVI - I do not know who started this.

    PowerPC - IBM. Was it first designed for Apple or Microsoft? Does anybody other than Apple and IBM use it?

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    1. Re:Apple using Wintel technology by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, I hate to bring this up, but the iMac was really what made USB take off. Before the iMac was released, PC makers had been pushing USB, but peoples' existing devices weren't compatible so they weren't popular and USB devices didn't sell, thus nobody made them. Kind of a chicken-egg problem. Apple comes out with the iMac, where USB is the only peripheral option, and everyone and their mother started making USB products because there was now a real demand for them. When the devices were available for Mac, Windows users started buying them too. The reason Intel doesn't incorporate FireWire on their motherboards is because they don't like paying Apple and Sony royalties for firewire controllers. Besides, they'd rather see high-speed USB 2.0 succeed, because they get to collect royalties from other companies on that. In other words, it's strictly business.

      As for PowerPC, yeah, lots of embedded devices use PowerPC-derived chips, including the Nintendo GameCube, countless routers and the TiVo. IBM used to make low-end AIX servers with PowerPCs, but I think they've stopped that. Though, one benefit of Apple being IBM's only PowerPC customer is that IBM will basically custom-build chips for Apple. Microsoft wishes it had that kind of power. ;)

    2. Re:Apple using Wintel technology by InfoVore · · Score: 1

      Does anybody other than Apple and IBM use it?

      It is used in many of the US's modern weapons, particularly ones that need to process lots of image (seeker) data in real time.

      Oh, and the Spirit & Opportunity Mars rovers use hardened PPCs if I recall.

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    3. Re:Apple using Wintel technology by josh3736 · · Score: 1

      USB - The Wintel answer to Firewire.

      USB came first -- FireWire is the answer for something faster than USB.

      Firewire - Apple. It is so much an Apple technology that Intel refuses to incorporate it into their motherboards.

      IEEE 1394.

    4. Re:Apple using Wintel technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I do not know Macs, so I may have missed something, but which of these started with the Wintel PC?

      Many of the technologies were not started on Wintel PCs, but were much more in use there sooner than on the Mac.

      > ROM/Open firmware - The news is that Wintels may do this soon, but I have yet to see motherboard without ROM BIOS.

      Not contest, OF is of course much cooler that the ancient PC BIOS.

      > OS X - Unix, not Wintel

      Unix, both expensive (Xenix) and cheap (BSD, Linux) came earlier to PC than Mac (A/UX, OS X, BSD, Linux).

      > SATA

      ATA was the standard on PCs before getting adopted by Mac. Much cheaper than SCSI. I'm guessing Macs will embrace SATA as the only standard a little sooner than PCs.

      > CD/DVD-RW

      CDROM was standard on Macs earlier than on PC. But Apple dragged their heels with CD-RW much longer than nessecary: consumer models like iMacs and iBooks went without it far too long. Sure, you could opt to get it, but Apple considered it a premium option and priced it accordingly (while they were dirt cheap in the PC world).

      > USB

      USB was in PCs sooner. Apple fans often asscribe the success of USB to the iMac. Personally I think Windows 98 had a much bigger impact for USB adoption than the iMac. Also, Apple dragged a bit with USB2, probably still hoping that Firewire would be the high-speed standard.

      > Firewire

      I think Firewire will stay a niche in the consumer computer market in the next ten years, just like SCSI. The technology is very good. The problem is that vendors like to price both the interface and the cables as a premium product, while everybody already gets USB2 built in and cables are cheaper.

      > PCI, AGP

      No question that Apple adapted PC technology here.

      > RJ-45, Ethernet

      On the PC, ethernet won over Token Ring pretty soon. Again, cheap is the keyword. After a brief stint with coax and BNC, it wat RJ-45 and UTP all the way. Apple hung on to their own LocalTalk a little longer.

      > DVI - I do not know who started this.

      Neither do I, but it's good that Apple dumped their DB-15 connectors. In the old days many people were using adapters to connect Macs to PC monitors. Then, for a brief while, Apple actually used VGA connectors (on G3 and probably G4 towers, I think) before going all digital.

      > PowerPC

      Developed jointly by Apple, IBM, and Motorola, originally intended to be the Intel killer. About ten years ago they ran ads with graphs predicting that x86 performance would stall a few years down the road, while PPC kept getting better and better...

    5. Re:Apple using Wintel technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Actually, I hate to bring this up, but the iMac was really what made USB take off.

      That's a nice theory, but here is a different one. It wasn't until Windows 98 that USB was really supported on PCs, win95 osr2 was a bit unreliable. Note that this is around the same time as the introduction of the iMac. Now turn back the time and imagine that (1) the iMac was never released, or (2) Windows 98 had no USB support. Which would have had a bigger impact on USB adoption? There is no real way to tell, but given the numbers of Win98 vs iMac users, my money is on Win98.

    6. Re:Apple using Wintel technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wasn't usb support only decent in windows 98 se ? My usb mass storage devices all say they require at least 98 se to work without a driver.

    7. Re:Apple using Wintel technology by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Firewire (a 100 mbps implementation, not the IEEE 1394-certified flavor we know today) first shipped on Mac Quadros (sort of the back-in-the-day version of the powermac) in 1991. Yes, 1991. It was intended to eventually replace SCSI, although at the time there were only a tiny amount of peripherals that used it, mostly scanners and minor video devices IIRC. But it was, essentially, firewire as it is today, they simply hadn't ratcheted the speed up to todays 400 mbps "standard (in quotation marks because firewire is available in a variety of speeds from 100 to 3200mbps; it's actually a protocol). The actual certification and full-line implementation of Firewire didn't really catch on until DV camcorders started to hit the prosumer market, but it was there, a full 12.5 or so years ago.

    8. Re:Apple using Wintel technology by BroccoliGod · · Score: 1
      Firewire - Apple. It is so much an Apple technology that Intel refuses to incorporate it into their motherboards.

      I've heard the "intel won't support it" thing before but it looks like that is not true. They may be the only intel models with firewire, but I've seen both D845PEBT2 and D865PERLK advertised with firewire/1394.

      BroccoliGod
    9. Re:Apple using Wintel technology by vortexau · · Score: 1

      > PowerPC - IBM. Was it first designed for Apple or Microsoft? Does anybody other than Apple and IBM use it?
      Try a search . . . . might surprise YOU!
      .

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    10. Re:Apple using Wintel technology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, 98se doesn't have generic usb mass storage, you need to install a driver for each device. Usb-storage is only in Win2K and later. (Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe MacOS 9 doesn't have it either.)

    11. Re:Apple using Wintel technology by Xyde · · Score: 1

      Yes, but how long did it take to copy a 17mb file?

  354. Owning Crate amps (tube or not) should be by melted · · Score: 0, Troll

    ... punishable by large fines or imprisonment or both. Because Crate amps are CRAP.

  355. Musical Instruments by fornix · · Score: 4, Informative

    Despite all the advances in in technology and manufacturing, old musical gear still reigns supreme in many areas. A vintage Neumann U47 mic (like the Beatles used) fetches a tidy sum and sounds better than most anything made these days. They don't make the exact replacement vacuum tube for it anymore, but there are close substitutes.

    And speaking of tubes - the rich nonlinear sound of a tube amplifier hasn't yet been replaced by a more modern equivalent, especially for electric guitar. I think one of the articles mentioned vacuum tubes.

    Piano, horns, guitar - most all acoustic instruments have nice sounding synthesized sampled versions that can be had at a fraction of the cost. These can be played from your computer or a keyboard. Yet the physical instruments, as expensive and potentially out of tune as they are, will probably always be preferred because of their human interface. Similarly, drum machines, which do not show up late or steal your girlfriend, are not replacing human drummers playing acoustic drums, except in 80's music and certain "techo" genres.

    1. Re:Musical Instruments by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The problem with drum machines is their perfection. Human drummers don't hit a perfect rhythm. It's slightly off. Not enough to notice consciously, but more than enough that it makes computerized drumming sound, well, computerized. Also, the mild variations in the exact sound from each drumbeat is something you won't get from a computer either.

      The solution is to replace the drums with electronic drum pads and still have a human drumming, or to create drumming "personalities" that distort the sound and rhythm in such a way as to make it sound human. The first approach offers very little benefit (though as the group two loons for tea has shown, it does make it sound very natural), and I doubt the second approach has had much research pumped into it.

    2. Re:Musical Instruments by user2048 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Synthesized (or sampled) versions of acoustic instruments somehow always sound different from the real thing, even on recordings or through amplification. On hearing, say, a synthesized/sampled trumpet, I think "hey, that sounds a lot like a trumpet". But it's easy to tell the difference.

      Part of the difference may be in the way they're played, and by whom. A guitarist is going to play differently, inc. different notes, than a keyboardist imitating a guitar.

      But a bigger part of the difference is probably the fact that the sampled/synthesized sounds don't really capture the original sound. The original attack is probably more complicated and variable (note to note). Acoustic instruments also have very different tone color from pitch to pitch (or note to note), either intentionally or because of the way the instrument is constructed.

      I don't think the synthesized/sampled versions of instruments like pianos and guitars take into account the slight ringing of other notes when one note is played.

  356. early 80's 14Kbps modems? by yourlord · · Score: 3, Funny

    "In the early 1980s, at the dawn of the PC age, high-volume electronic storage and transmission--360-kilobyte floppy disks! 14-kilobit-per-second modems!"

    I've been robbed.. Why is it I stumbled through the 80's with 300bps, 1200bps, and 2400bps(end of the decade) modems when they had 14Kbps modems available in the early 80's.. My 1200 baud modem was a $700 modem in 1988!!

  357. Analog vs. Digital Watches by seeks2know · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'm a west coast guy, it's late in the day, so nobody will read this anyway, but...

    I've read all of the analog vs. digital debate. It's great to see such spirited debate over these simple devices.

    This is the way I see it:

    Analog watches prevail because the user interface is better. The time can be read and comprehended more quickly.

    Digital watches provide extraneous data. Knowing that the time is 5:13:47 PM adds no value. We really just need to know it's about a quarter past 5pm.

    The technology of how the information gets displayed is unimportant. The analog display could be electronically instead of mechanically driven. All I care about is the results.

    My watch needs to show me the time in an analog fashion (until something better comes along), look good and last for a long time.

    So here is my takeaway:

    As we techies develop our software, we need to remember that our user does not care about what goes on under the hood, as long as the program delivers the right results. And the most important part of the results is the user interface.

    The user interface does not necessarily need to be sexy. It just needs to serve the need.

    And overfeatured is just as bad as underfeatured.

    Usability is the key.

    For what it's worth...

    1. Re:Analog vs. Digital Watches by superflippy · · Score: 1

      And the most important part of the results is the user interface.

      As someone who basically designs interfaces for a living, I'll remember to use this argument the next time I get laid off. I wish it weren't so damn hard to convince people that the user experience is worth investing a little bit of money in.

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  358. Re:Toilet Paper - Joke by shubert1966 · · Score: 1


    Part I

    So three guys are out hunting one December morning. About an hour after eggs, bacon and hot coffee, one says to the other two "Damn I gotta sh*t, where's the toilet paper?". After searching in vain they realize he's sh!t outta luck - the TP was left at home. The only foliage to speak of is pine needles and cones and no one is willing to sacrafice a garment for the dirty deed. Then one of them has a bright idea(!) -"Hey, I know just use a dollar!".

    The hunter quickly headed for the nearest private spot, and in a few minutes he returned - covered in sh^t all over his hand and arm.

    "What happened!?" - the other two hunters exclaimed - "Did you run into trouble? We thought you were going to use the dollar?"

    "I did, but it wasn't as easy as you might think." - he said.

    "Why not?" - they asked in unison.

    "Well" - he started, "have you ever tried wiping your ass with three quarters, two dimes and a nickle???"


    Part II

    A bear and a bunny are in the woods taking a shit in the same thicket. The bear says to the bunny - "Do you ever have a problem with sh|t sticking to your fur?"

    "Why no, I don't, at least not that I'm aware of." - says the bunny.

    At that point the bear picks up the bunny and neatly wipes his ass.

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  359. Re:Analog Speedometers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once hit the gas pedal until the speedometer was pointing to 'H'. Heh...

  360. Re: the opposite of intuitive. by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

    You don't need numbers to tell time on an analog watch, which is the point.

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  361. Speedometers and speeding by freeweed · · Score: 1

    Another factor that most people aren't aware of is the speeding issue.

    It's easy to fudge your speed a bit with an analog speedometer. You can't easily tell EXACTLY how fast you're going (unless your eyes leave the road for a dangerously long period of time), so most people feel very comfortable letting their speed creep up a bit. 2 over, 5 over, *shrug* it's close enough. And the secret thrill if getting somewhere a tiny bit faster is always a plus.

    Digital speedos tell you instantly, and exactly, how fast you're going. Short of cruise control, most people don't drive at the same speed very consistently, and you really notice this with a digital speedo. It makes people uncomfortable to know their exact speed. It's also a lot harder to tell the cop that you think you were only going "a few over" when you know damn well you saw 65 on the dash.

    Of course, to people that regularly go 20 over the limit, it's a moot point.

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    1. Re:Speedometers and speeding by hymie3 · · Score: 1

      I had an 85 Cavalier. The best thing about the car was the digital speedometer. At 85 miles an hour, it would start flashing and refuse to go an higher (if only it were 88).

      It was really, really bright, very, very easy to read. A glance, and *poof* I knew how fast I was going. As opposed to my Eclipse where it's more like "uhm, oh, there's the 60 mark, so I must be doing about 68." It doesn't take very long, granted, but it's definitely not a eyes-flick-down-flick-back-up movement.

      "Uhm, gee, officer, I only thought I was doing 85."

  362. It is trying! by steevo.com · · Score: 1

    My iBook is back for the third warranty repair. It may refuse to die, but I may have to let it after the warranty is up.

  363. Well Sir, i happen to like them "obsolete" by Dr_Camilux · · Score: 1

    Whats wrong with all the items in the list? So that means any and all work of art should go too, right? I mean, they are all OBSOLETE!! An oversized naked guy? (Michaelangelo's David) A dumb looking woman looking at you? (Da Vinci's Mona Lisa) What about that old old old and "obsolete" London Bridge? Don't even get me started on the Eiffel tower!!! There are people like me that actually LIKE "Obsolete" stuff. Case closed. (Ever seen a "Low-fi" movie? They rule.) Dr C

  364. Watches and sliderules by APL+bigot · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sorry, but analog watches are not the greatest. I have a beloved Seiko digital watch that needs to be replaced, but I can't find a suitable replacement. Have you even looked for a decent digital watch? I can't find one! Most watches now are analog dial retro crapola. I used the watch's digital storage capability to store my many different passwords for mainframe systems and program access.

    I don't wear jewelry, contrary to clueless claims of previous posters that that is why men wear watches. And I don't have and don't want a cell phone (so no clock function). (I have an amateur radio license so can use a REAL radio to communicate with no per minute charges.) And, yes, I can make phone calls (autopatch) with the radio.

    I bet you think calculators are the pinnicle of computational excellence (excluding full blown computers). Actually, slide rules are far easier to use when evalulating ratios and proportions. Quick and easy to read a fraction from the slide rule compared to reading a decimal calculator result.

    And for the truely clueless...this is not a troll!

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  365. Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And you needn't worry about your system going obsolete if it already is."

    Actually, this is a major problem for typewriter owners. Replacing the "wheel" (for electric typewriters that use that system) can be near impossible these days and the replacements are often shoddy and break. Finding ink tape compatible with your typewriter is also quite difficult and possibly rather expensive, depending on the obscurity of your model. While mechanical typewriters tend to be sturdy workhouses, I'd shudder to think about having to get an electric one fixed, especially if it turned out to be a model not favored by businesses. (Some businesses still make use of electronic typewriters; others have switched to laser printing on forms.)

  366. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by Ozan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I worked as a paramedic (sort of) for one year and never got problems using a digital watch when counting someone's pulse. When you start counting at second 33 you simply stop at second 33, there is no need to count the seconds. The same it goes with fractals of a minute, before you start to count you wait for the next even number, say second 40, and measure when to stop, as for 40 it would be 55 when counting the quarter of a minute. Since when is arithmetics such a big deal?

  367. Neon in PC cases because they're nice. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mispelled gaudy.

  368. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 3, Funny

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  369. Rather with peppermint. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    minty fresh!

  370. Matter of perspective by Francis · · Score: 1

    Some things in life aren't about pure functionality. I'm a mechanical watch hobbiest, and I get the asked "why" a lot. I have a longer explanation on my webpage if you would like a more poetic answer.

    Part of the appreciation of a fine mechanical timepiece is purely artistic. If you've ever seen the inside of a Patek Philippe watch, you might understand the appeal. Or you might not. Art is funny that way.

    Some of the appeal comes from the marvel of mechanical automations. Ever take a look at how an automatic transmission works? It's pretty fascinating. The same applies to mechanical watches. It's quite wonderful to understand how a swiss lever escapement keeps accurate time.

    There's also the sentimental value. I have a nice mechanical that I received as a graduation present. One day, I hope it will be a graduation gift for my children, and the beginning of a new tradition.

    If you can't find any value in art and sentiment, well, it may comfort you to know that some of them can be considered an investment. Over the last year, I've had some watches appreciate in value. I believe this trend will continue.

    But I am certain that in 10 years, your timex will still be worthless.

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  371. Dot Matrix Forever! ImageWriter II baby! by caveat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    i got an ImageWriter II in...1987? with an apple IIGS, that printer is still alive and kicking. it's built like a tank (fell off a 6' cabinet more times than i can count) and will print on ANYTHING. like..i cut up a BROWN PAPER BAG from the store once, because I only had enough fanfold holey-edge paper for my final draft. Is there an OS X driver for this sucker? my i560 is a great laserjet, but sometimes...

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  372. The REAL reason I wear an analog watch: Cultural by yohohogreengiant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It really all depends on what you grew up with, and where. Analog more closely represents the "real world". The earth spins, and the shadow of your sundial spins around with it. It's cyclic as well, showing the whole period of sweep for 12 hours.

    Digital watches always scream the same time: It's always NOW. NOW, NOW, NOW. There is no sense of future or past inherent in the digital watch. For people who grew up in a time when past events and future possibilities were important enough to receive attention whenever consulting the current time, the digital watch is lacking.

    Finally, as an oceangoing navigator, there is something very basic about the analog chronometer that is completely lacking with those little LCD's. 12 Goes into 360 just fine, which can be handy when thinking in terms of time being relative to a circle on the globe. It just isn't as apparent on the digital watch. There are a bunch of short-cuts when figuring out position that just isn't suited for digital. Also, a wind-up chronometer is somewhat less likely to suffer EMP from close lightning.

  373. Pointers to integers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The hands on a analog watch are simply pointers to integers. Seems natural to me.

  374. North American version of the link by Pejorian · · Score: 1

    Here's the non-Australian version of the same article.

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  375. they aren't that accurate, but, yes they do by caveat · · Score: 1

    I have my grandfather's Rolex on now, i keep it to within about .5 sec of my computer time, which is autosync'd to the NIST clock, corrected for longitude and network lag. It's a workable solution - I don't think the watch can be set that accurately. Anyway, why do you need to know the time (on your wrist) to the s?

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  376. One word: LAPACK by caveat · · Score: 1

    Liner Algebra PACKage - "...written in Fortran77 and provides routines for solving systems of simultaneous linear equations, least-squares solutions of linear systems of equations, eigenvalue problems, and singular value problems. The associated matrix factorizations (LU, Cholesky, QR, SVD, Schur, generalized Schur) are also provided, as are related computations such as reordering of the Schur factorizations and estimating condition numbers. Dense and banded matrices are handled, but not general sparse matrices. In all areas, similar functionality is provided for real and complex matrices, in both single and double precision."

    It's the de facto standard for any kind of computational science - i'd go so far as to say this is the Rock on which all computerized quantum calculations are built on. At least, mpqc and Gaussian both need it...and are written in Fortran IIRC...

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  377. Old technology stays around because it works! by Cat9117600 · · Score: 1

    I currently have two watches, both are analog. When I look at my watch, I don't have to read the digits, or run through my head what "4:32" actually means, because it is second nature to look at an analog watch and simply realize "half-past four". Simple, effective, and fast. One of my watches I got about 4 years ago. The band has worn out (and been repaired), and I wear it on a clip at my waist. Not only does it work, but it has character and personal value, because it has been built to last. Most digital watches ar enot built like that, instead they are multipurpose gadgets designed to be used and then replaced. My new watch is the midas remote control watch from Thinkgeek, and I will admit that I still like my other watch better. Despite the remote being occassionally handy, and always fun to have, it still does not convey the simple happiness that of a rugged, well-working piece of machinery. All of this is why some old technologies will always be around, because they do their job, do it well, and last forever.

  378. Huh? by aster_ken · · Score: 1

    So a vast number of tried-and-true Fortran 77 programs jibe with the current Fortran 90. Microsoft, take note.

    What the hell is that supposed to mean? Some random journalist just wanted to take a free shot at Microsoft, I guess - doesn't make any bloody sense, though.

  379. UFie Reference! by caveat · · Score: 1

    http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=19980603

    'Nuff said *shivers*

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  380. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch: Cultura by fingusernames · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Exactly. I race... I just cannot get into the Tack Tick. There's something about the fluid compass, the motion corresponding with the boat, and the quick and easy ability to figure out tacks and course changes.

    I also race cars sometimes... there's a reason analog instruments are preferred. A *very* quick glance down instantly tells you what you need to know, almost without taking your eyes off the track. A pressure driven analog oil gauge can tell you information about the condition of your engine from the motion of the needle, something you wouldn't get from a digital instrument.

    There are lots of times that analog is superior.

    Larry

  381. Bruce Sterling? by jelbert · · Score: 1

    Who listens to what Bruce Sterling says anymore anyway?

  382. NTSC Television by scottgfx · · Score: 1

    We've had this television system here in the US for over 50 years. Even with all of it's problems, it still works pretty well. Our main production switcher is an Ampex AVC Century who's innards date back to the mid `80's, when dot-matrix printers were all the rage. We still have U-Matic tape decks to play back archive tapes. That format came about in 1971. (Also Betacam 1981 and 1-inch Type-C 1977) You want to see vintage technology? Just walk into an average TV station. :)

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  383. Has anyone mentioned........ by localhost00 · · Score: 1

    Compass and straightedge?

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  384. It's al a matter of habit by vrt3 · · Score: 1

    I've used a digital watch all my childhood, and because of that it takes me much longer to read an analog watch than a digital watch. You say with an analog watch you get a better feeling about time intervals, well for me it's the other way around.

    Since 2 years ago I also have a car with a digital speedometer, and I can read it very fast. It is, however, more difficult to see whether I'm driving a constant speed or I'm slowing down or accelerating a bit. It's largely because the update frequency of the display is quite slow, because my parent's car also has a digital speedometer with more frequent updates and there it's easier to see acceleration. I admit though that an analog display is easier for observing acceleration.

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  385. Turntables? by John+Hurliman · · Score: 1

    Turntables were mentioned briefly in the article, but I think they deserve a spot on the top 10. For live DJ events there is no replacement, though manufacturers have been trying for over a decade. You have quick seek access to the entire song by picking up the needle and moving it left or right, and fine-grain control of position by rotating the vinyl by hand, as well as quick start and stop (with direct drive tables), speed control, sometimes reverse playback, and analog sound (critical if you are a hip hop DJ or turntablist for scratching). There's a lot of downsides; the vinyl is fairly fragile, susceptible to dust and scratches and is worn slightly every time you play it, the stylus can easily break, vibrations can cause the needle to jump, the motor can burn out, etc. Even with all the negative elements of this aging technology it's still the only way to go.

    1. Re:Turntables? by robnauta · · Score: 0

      All the things you mention are just a question of the user interface, especially scratching etc. How about Final scratch ?

  386. Edison Cylinder Phonograph by edxwelch · · Score: 1

    I'm surprised no one has mentioned it already.
    The phonograph is a technology that will never die and it plays songs so much better than any of those new-fangled 45's

  387. analog vs digital by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Both are good. Thats why I only have analog watches that ALSO have a digital display. I get all the multi time zone, timer, yada yada features and the more intuitive interface of the analog face. It can't be beat.

  388. Ahhwww the poor puppy. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I made a format for a page of labels, chose any label still available, type away and print.

    A 2 minute process.

    I save myself a bit more time by printing one or two pages of labels of frequently used addresses.

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  389. Apes by RedLaggedTeut · · Score: 1

    The apes are the colonists who successfully adapted to life on earth without civilisation. The hair dressers survived by cutting the apes hair. I don't know how the salesmen survived but I guess the economy was based somehow on the hairdressers.

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  390. Your family's lack of coordination.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    ... is not a generalized human trait.

    And most digital watches have a feature to count down and then sound an alarm, which seems perfect to fully coincentrate in those pulses while stopping looking at the watch.

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  391. Analog = digital and digital=analog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Probably already said somewhere but is essence an
    analog clock (well the mechanic ones of course) which flips between two stages is digital. And a digital clock, which often uses a harmonic oscillator (crystal), is analog.
    Not that this great info adds anything to the discussion.

  392. If you are a nurse... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... onw would think that you can set it by default to 60 seconds.

    I am a qualified first aid person and the watch type does not even come into the pciture when taking the pulse of somebody, that is some kind of oddity that they are obviously teaching in schools (which is unsurprising since schools are conservative places where the obvious advantages of newer technology take some time to filter down).

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  393. Yeah, but.... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... they themselves mention that you don't need the analog watch, which can be replaced by a drawing with the time infered from your trusty, vastly superior, digital watch.

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  394. What a load of nonsense. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    1.- How hard is to press one button?

    2.- What is very cold? Why it should be harder to read?

    3.- Change your store, they are obviously lousy.

    4.- If you are unfortunate that your 2 or 3 year long lasting battery dies at you in Timbuctu, then go to the local market and buy a cheapo digital watch. Oh wait, they may have the battery there!

    5.- Yeah, and lets hope you don't need any accuracy.

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    1. Re:What a load of nonsense. by juhaz · · Score: 1

      2.- What is very cold? Why it should be harder to read?

      He's right on this one.

      LCD displays do get dimmer when it's cold, they also update S-L-O-W. Few degrees celsius under zero will do nicely, and the colder it gets, the more noticeable these effects are.

  395. Re:#1 : The reason why I still use analog watches. by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 1

    'been reading Freud too much??

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  396. Snobbery... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Analog watches prevail because the user interface is better

    Surely you may have som UI studies to back that one up?

    Of course not, you prefer it and that is fine, but do not claim things that are patently unproven.

    Just at looking which kind of watch is sold the most I think the market has spoken, analog watches have found their last refuge in the uppermarket where snobbery is the only obviuous reason people choose to still buy them.

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    1. Re:Snobbery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Snobbery eh? That's a bit harsh wouldn't you say? It's true that many people who buy fine analogue watches are just the stereotypical salesman/fashion-addict or just someone with too much money in their account, but that is definitely NOT a true representation of the group of people who buy expensive watches!

      And by the way, that's analogue with 'ue' for those who are unfortunate to have learnt phonetically or who live in America where the real English language has been bastardised past the point of no return.

      Many people who buy expensive analogue watches do so out of appreciation for supreme mechanical engineering, amongst other reasons.

      At the end of the day, a watch, whether analogue or digital, is worn for individual reasons: not just because it can be used to tell the time, so the whole debate of which is the most efficient method of telling time is only one aspect of the whole scope of this topic, isn't it?

  397. "analog"? by fbform · · Score: 1


    Definition of analog: "Of, relating to, or being a device in which data are represented by continuously variable, measurable, physical quantities, such as length, width, voltage, or pressure."

    I submit that just because a watch has moving hands does not make it analog. Many moving-hand type watches keep time by using quartz crystals. Guess what? They count the number of vibrations of the crystal and tick one second every 32768 oscillations. Since they count, they are, by definition, digital.

    True analog watches are ones that you usually wind up every day, the ones that have springs and weights inside to oscillate naturally every second, without any circuits to count the number of oscillations.

    It is (at least) theoretically possible to hook up an LCD to a spring-weight mechanism; that would still be analog. But anything with quartz crystals and 15 half-adder circuits must necessarily be digital.

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  398. Re:Analog watches are better when you're counting. by Whispers_in_the_dark · · Score: 1

    I do this all the time so I do know it works. Watching for a comparison match (which can be any visual cue) doesn't make me lose count.

  399. Re:Glad they mentioned tubes.... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

    What tube gear do ya'll have?

    Boss GT-3.

    Only women need tubes.

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  400. PIANO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Piano synthesizers are absolute CRAP! You try belting a Rachmaninoff prelude or a Beethoven sonata, or goodness some Chopin or Liszt out of a Steinway model D or enjoying the smoothness of something new or different (Petrof, Shigeru Kawai, Overs, there are beautiful instruments out there!) and then sit down at a "Roland digital grand" which has the same interface and claims to be a real instrument and tell me it's as good. It's not a piano unless hammers hit strings and it needs a whole soundboard to resonate it properly. And if you think you can do this synthetically, well many have failed before you.

    It is worth noting that in a concert instrument we would not amplify the sound at all with microphones and speakers. If a 7-foot-6 semi-concert grand isn't big enough (they go from large loungeroom to 500-seater theatre) then you upsize to a 14-footer.

    Also note that rather than trying to find the right samples, a tuner/technician can actually change the nuances of the instrument depending on the music to be played (timbre, tone, tune, it all counts) and that with over 7000 moving parts in your average action, thinking you can copy it cheaply even with a variety of samples just isn't going to work very well.

    Pianos are one instrument and keyboard synthesizers are another.

  401. Missing technology by Woek · · Score: 1

    I immediately thought "tungsten light bulbs", when I read the title of the article, but didn't see it mentioned. A glowing wire to produce light is ancient technology, and about as efficient with its energy as using a truck to do your daily shopping. Modern gas discharge lamps produce the same amount of light at 1/7th of the power, last 6 times longer, and even produce the same 'cosy' type of light nowadays... Ok, tungsten light bulbs can be made really small, and are cheaper, but still... For general use, I don't really understand why the 'saving light bulbs' haven't caught on as much as I'd espect.

  402. Re:Microsoft Watch proves why analog is here to st by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Would that be the "blue time of day" (BTOD)?

  403. Elvis Technologies by IroNick · · Score: 1

    Id be interesting to see a list over (basically good) technologies that some people say are dead - and som say theyre not.

    - How bout the good ol Amiga?
    - What about it?
    - Is it dead?
    - Noooo... there is something happening I think...
    - Is it alive?
    - Not really...

  404. Uh, when the floppy disk is the only common inter? by vortexau · · Score: 1

    Certainly.
    But try transfering data between a modern machine, and a (unnetworked) 14-15 y.o. machine without USB?
    .

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  405. Some Analog bits you missed out.... by N+Monkey · · Score: 2, Interesting

    An analog speedometer works like this:

    On the tailshaft in your transmission there is a gear. There is a meshing gear in the speedo sending unit. This gear is turned by the tailshaft on the transmission, obviously, and causes the cable to turn. The cable, inside your speedo gauge, is headed by another gear, which goes through a series of gears that results in placing the needle on the gauge (and advancing the odometer).


    The "series of gears" might apply for the odometer, but I don't think they are necessary for the actual speedometer.

    The last time I checked, the cable drives a small rotating magnet which is in close proximity to a metal disk that is attached to the needle's axle. The rotating magnet thus induces currents in the disk which in turn eventually results in a torque being applied to the axle. A spring resists the free rotation of the needle giving a reading which is proportional to the speed.

    It's not real-time at all, and is usually 1-2 seconds off. So it's not "instant information" as you put it, it's actually old information by the time you see it.

    There may be a lag of a second but that'll surely be just for filtering purposes so that the displayed reading is steady. In a sense, the same thing MUST happen with the analog speedo. There needs to be some damping in that too or else it'd oscillate up and down - in fact you can see it occur with old speedos which, presumably, are worn out.

    1. Re:Some Analog bits you missed out.... by fucksl4shd0t · · Score: 1

      The last time I checked, the cable drives a small rotating magnet which is in close proximity to a metal disk that is attached to the needle's axle. The rotating magnet thus induces currents in the disk which in turn eventually results in a torque being applied to the axle. A spring resists the free rotation of the needle giving a reading which is proportional to the speed.

      Ah, thank you. I haven't actually pulled apart a speedo head, I've just replaced cables and rebuilt transmissions, so I'm familiar with the speedo setup up to the back of the speedo head. You can usually see part of the series of gears that starts out from the cable hookup in the speedo head just by looking at the back of it, but then it works its way out of view.

      There may be a lag of a second but that'll surely be just for filtering purposes so that the displayed reading is steady. In a sense, the same thing MUST happen with the analog speedo. There needs to be some damping in that too or else it'd oscillate up and down - in fact you can see it occur with old speedos which, presumably, are worn out.

      It's definitely more pronounced on a digital speedo, but I'll happily concede some lag in the analog system. Now that you mention it, if you hit the brakes really hard, I notice that the speedo needle does lag a little behind the actual speed of the car.

      Personally, I'd like to see a speedometer that doesn't spend on wheel size and gear ratios and so forth, something that will always tell me exactly how fast I'm going. Some of the aftermarket ones are programmable where you can put in the gear ratio of your differential and the size of your wheels and it'll give you an accurate speed, but I'd really like to see something that just works. No idea how to build it, though. ;)

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  406. RTFA by Moraelin · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    RTFA, lemming. Catch:

    "We use vacuum tubes because they sound good," says Victor Tiscareno, a trained violinist and vice president of engineering at Red Rose Music, a maker of high-end home audio systems. Low-distortion, solid-state-transistor sound "looks lovely on an oscilloscope," he explains. "But what we measure and what we hear aren't the same. Vacuum tubes just sound more human, more lifelike.

    If on an oscilloscope or spectrum analyzer you can't see distortion -- and clipping would be the _very_ visble -- it's because it doesn't exist.

    Basically this claim that there's something magical about tubes that you can't measure or see with any tool, is just the saddest case of "the emperor's new clothes." Claim that something can be seen or heard only by the truly gifted (in this case, audiophiles), and enough idiots will start convincing themselves that they're seeing/hearing it too. Just to seem gifted too.

    If you believe in that, might as well start believing in Bigfoot too. Noone's seen them or been able to photograph them, but they're there. Just trust me that it's there. See the analogy with the whole tubes issue yet?

    That said, I wish I knew which marketing guy started the whole scam, elevating an inferior technology to fashion status over night. That one was a genius. I sincerely hope he/she was handomely rewarded, seein' as decades later there's still a sucker that falls for it every minute.

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    1. Re:RTFA by Rimbo · · Score: 1

      The article is talking only about non-overdriven signals when it talks about how it looks on an oscilloscope. If you overdrive the signal to create distortion, such as what guitar amplifiers (like the parent poster's Crate amp) do on their "dirty" channels, and look at THAT signal on your oscilloscope, it is how I said it is: Transistors clip square, and Tubes clip sawtooth.

  407. If you use carbonless paper by georgeha · · Score: 1

    you can make multiple copies on a laser printer. You just have to line up the micro inked sides the right way.

  408. Information assimilation by BubbaJonBoy · · Score: 1

    Interesting that they mention watches and "analog" technologies.
    Remember when some auto manufacturers put digital gauges in autos? Some in racecars?
    They were a disaster and were quickly removed. The reason it turns out is that we have built in proximity and size analysis functions in our brain that allow us to gauge relative quantities of size, position and speed extremely fast. A survival mechanism as in the real world with predators - size speed and proximity do matter. It is also useful to gauge the approximate time of day so you know how long you have to bag that beast for dinner before the night comes down on you.
    So we look at an oil pressure gauge and our brain can classify it as a threat/non-threat based on it's position and relative "size". We glance at our watch and make an instant analysis of where we stand in the day.
    A neat trick - next time someone looks at their watch (analog) immediately ask them what time it is - they will have to look again because they didn't actually read it - they simply gauged the positon of the hands to get an approximate indication of time. This is why digital gauges were removed from autos - it is dangerous and time-consuming to have to actually take your eyes from the road to actually read the gauge which is necessary to extract the information. Seems sensible to use inherently superior faculties rather that moan about how they don't fit into hi-tech. Now when they get Gibsons' "Microsofts" for a direct data feed maybe we can move along...
    Regards,
    BubbaJon

  409. US "Standard" measurement! by Phreakiture · · Score: 1

    Let me add #11 to the list.

    The U.S. has this bullheaded, senseless addiction to a system of measurement where temperature is graded between the lowest and highest reproducible temperatures in a 19th century lab (this is the 21st century we're in now, isn't it?) and where linear measurement is based on the length of some long-gone king's thumb, foot and arm. What the fuck?!?

    There is no reason why we should not adopt the metric system but for flat out stupidity!

    Why are there three teaspoons in a tablespoon, but only two tablespoons in an ounce, but then 8 ounces in a cup but only two cups in a pint, and two pints in a quart, but then 4 quarts in a gallon? MAKE UP YOUR DAMNED MINDS!

    If I had my choice, I wouln't touch the U.S. "Standard" system with a 3.045m pole!

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    1. Re:US "Standard" measurement! by pclminion · · Score: 1
      The U.S. has this bullheaded, senseless addiction to a system of measurement where temperature is graded between the lowest and highest reproducible temperatures in a 19th century lab

      You're trying to say they couldn't boil water? In order to boil water you need something hotter than 212 degrees Fahrenheit. So clearly they could produce temperatures in excess of 212. How hot exactly do you think fire is?

      and where linear measurement is based on the length of some long-gone king's thumb, foot and arm.

      Actually these days, the inch is defined in terms of the metric system: an inch is precisely 2.54 centimeters, thus a foot is exactly 0.3048 meters. It's not based on some long-dead king. At least, not anymore.

      Why are there three teaspoons in a tablespoon, but only two tablespoons in an ounce, but then 8 ounces in a cup but only two cups in a pint, and two pints in a quart, but then 4 quarts in a gallon?

      Because those were convenient quantities at the time they were standardized. You could make everything powers of ten (perhaps powers of two would make more sense) but then you'd have to use more fractions to describe commonly-used quantities. The system was arrived at through centuries of trial and error.

      You'll notice that the multiples in the U.S. system have many factors: a foot is evenly divisible into sixths, quarters, thirds, and halfs, all without using fractional numbers of inches. In contrast, a 10 centimeter length can only be divided by 2, 5, or 10. You don't even get quarters out of the deal.

      The term "quart" should make it easy to remember that there are four of them in a gallon :-)

      I strongly support the use of metric in the sciences, but for everyday measurement, why not let people use whatever is convenient for them? Maybe you have trouble remembering the multiples, but other people don't. And when's the last time you needed to measure in tablespoons and you weren't cooking something? Knowing all the cooking measures is a standard of pride among chefs.

  410. I never knew Bruce Sterling was my Yenta by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What a shallow, whiny article!

  411. Re: computer stores and carbon paper by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    Heh! That is pretty funny. I will say this though. I still use 2-part hand-filled-in forms when I do on-site service work. There's a good reason though. Until I complete a job, I don't usually know how long it will take, or what parts (if any) might be needed to fix something.

    All of our copies of these paper forms get entered into the computer system at the end of the day, though, and then they're no longer needed/saved.

    (When I have to take a PC or peripheral back with me to work on in the shop, I do bring it back to the customer with a computer-printed receipt for the total.)

  412. Re:Flash RAM failing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is more rumor than fact-based, but I was reading another forum regarding SD flash cards those used in cameras and new solid-state camcorders. Word is going around that high capacity flash RAM (like 512MB) made in Japan are good, but lower capacity flash RAM is being heavily outsourced to China, apparently along with quality problems.

  413. OT: Re:Digital Speedometers by wolrahnaes · · Score: 1

    the protocol translator is what I meant.
    Those things are expensive as hell to buy, so now I'm trying to find info on the WTEC3 system used by my Allison transmission. I have no idea what the Cat engine uses at this time.

    I've also started researching OBD-II for tapping info out of my pickup trucks.

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  414. Digital Watches have a Non - Intuitive Context by hndrcks · · Score: 1

    If you give a digital watch to someone who can't tell time, they are ok - unless the watch is broken. If the display reads 9:74 or 54:12, they will have no idea that it is malfunctioning.

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  415. Re:The REAL reason I wear an analog watch: Cultura by Silburn_Luke · · Score: 1
    It really all depends on what you grew up with, and where. Analog more closely represents the "real world". The earth spins, and the shadow of your sundial spins around with it. It's cyclic as well, showing the whole period of sweep for 12 hours.
    This is why I wear an analogue (a Citizen automatic diving watch if you're interested). How many digital watches can be used as an improvised compass?

    Regards Luke

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  416. Intel has Firewire motherboards by solprovider · · Score: 1

    Thank you.

    When I was looking to spec systems a few months ago, I did not look at these much.
    - The Intel D845PEBT2 motherboard has the 845PE chipset.
    - The D865PERL motherboard has the 865PE chipset, but at least it supports the 800Mhz bus. Two of the four configurations support Firewire.

    I require the Intel 875 chipset for a modern system. The only Intel motherboard using the 875 chipset is the D875PBZ, and it does not have Firewire. Intel does not have a "latest technology" motherboard that includes Firewire. I am still surprised Intel only has one motherboard demonstrating their latest and best chipset. But it is nice to know that Intel includes Firewire on some of their motherboards.

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  417. The old quote... by IBitOBear · · Score: 1

    "I don't know what language engineers will be programming with in twenty years, but I know they'll call it 'Fortran'" -- Attribution Lost

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  418. Correction by Shurhaian · · Score: 1

    "If you're not on-site" should be "If you're not in the office" or "If you're on-site". Wires crossed, my mistake, etc.

    Courier companies would be sacrificing precious space for packages if they had a xerox in the van. It also still takes more time than copy paper, so long as it's well perforated, but speaking personally, I don't mind using a stylus and waiting a few seconds for a printed receipt. That in itself raises the question, though, of what's "original" - if you accept the digitised signature, fine, otherwise you need to sign on paper and deal with either the copy paper or the time/equipment requirements.

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  419. Time without numbers? by MorePower · · Score: 1

    >I meant situations where you actually don't ever convert the time to numbers

    You analog watch folks keep saying that, and it's really freaking me out! Time is numbers! My work day starts at 7:00. That's seven colon zero zero (colon zero zero secons). That's what I picture in my head when I think of the time I need to be at work not 210 degrees. Yeah we all learned how to do the analog clock thing as kids in school, but I promtly forgot it (just like doing multiplication tables in my head) and continued using my digital watch.

    Every writen schedule uses numerals and every verbal appointment is spoken as numbers, these are the things I need my watch to match up with. Time is not some vague thing about where the sun is in the sky. It's about being in the conference room at 9:20am (that's nine colon two zero). On the few occasions I've needed to rely on analog clocks, I always have to convert the hand positions into numbers before I could figure out anything else.

  420. why analog clocks are better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When broken, an analog clock is still correct twice a day. when broken a digital clock is right zero times a day. therefore an analog clock is infinity times more correct than a digital clock, provided the two are broken. They are also equally as correct when both are functioning properly.

    Frankly, I want the one that is infinty times more correct, broken or no. (and if I suspect my watch is slow or fast, I can buy a digital, and break both of them.)

  421. Radium, Tritium and airport security by rs79 · · Score: 1

    Not a problem, I've done it many times. There's a section in the law that allows people to have very small quantities of radioacrtive stuff just for this.

    FYI, Radium was used on watch dials well into the 1960s.

    If you have a WW I watcht at doesn't work right, get it fixed.

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    1. Re:Radium, Tritium and airport security by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Ah. Well, this might be more than the usual for "slight quantities" since the watch will make sores on your arm (multiple little round pits that don't heal til you stop wearing it) if you wear it for very long! Did it to my dad and to me.

      My dad had this watch when he was in the Army ca. 1950, but I've been told it's quite a bit older than that. It has parts inside big enough to manipulate with eyeglass tools! IIRC (having not looked inside it in over 30 years) it needs something done with the spring, as it doesn't stay cranked up very long anymore.

      Thanks for the fixit link -- the guy's prices look reasonable. Worth looking into if I ever decide to have the old critter put back into working order. Worth preserving as a curiosity, at least. (Now, which box is it in again?? :)

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    2. Re:Radium, Tritium and airport security by rs79 · · Score: 1

      That sure deosn't sound right. The radioactivity from watch-dial radium is not strong enough to cause any damage - background radiation in a high altitude commercial jetliner is greater. I also would not expect radiation burns on your arm to reflect the exact pattern of the watch dial, if that's what you're implying it does. You sure this baby is stock? Send me a pic if you're so inclined.

      Most of those early prewar watches hade clocklike guts.

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    3. Re:Radium, Tritium and airport security by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The little sores weren't pattern-matched, no -- just sorta random under the watch. I'm not nickel-allergic, so that wasn't it either.

      Far as I know, it's stock. The strap is grey-green woven nylon (the very fine-grained type that is no longer commonly seen). It has fairly large main hands, a large red secondhand, dull steel (probably nickel-plated) case, clear plastic bezel, painted metal face.

      The "clocklike guts" photo looks very similar to its innards, right down to the faster/slower lever and the oversized-looking parts and screws. I vaguely recall that it has one visible jewel, red in colour.

      [roots in closets, scratches head, swears] Offhand I can't find the box it's in -- must be buried somewhere (that's what happens when you move a couple times without bothering to entirely unpack! It's kinda hard to miss a yellow Whitman's Sampler box if it's anywhere in sight.) Sounds like the site you reference can likely ID the thing, tho, once I relocate it. Some seriously croggling prices there ... tho I doubt if I'd sell it anyway :)

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  422. Hinged doors don't seal well. by oneiros27 · · Score: 1
    You need either a sizeable lip and locking mechanism (ie, a submarine) for a hinged door to create a good seal an provide resistance to pressure from both directions.

    With a tracked, sliding door, you could in theory get a decent seal, but I doubt it'd be enough to withstand both wear from repeated opening and closing, and the pressure created by the explosive decompression of a spaceship.

    I would assume that this comes down to one of three things --
    • It is presumed that there is some sort of super-material that can withstand the wear for regular use, while still maintaining the necessary seal to resist the pressure difference in their worst case scenario.
    • The directors of the movie have decided their ability to tell the story would be hindered if the characters had to interact with doors.
    • If the viewers are wiling to suspend their disbelief enough to accept aliens that communicate telepathically and/or have acid for blood and/or reproduce by exposure to water, then asking them to believe that doors that go 'whoosh' are a good idea, or that it's perfectly normal to run 440V power to a computer console isn't a big leap of faith by comparison.
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  423. Bzzzzzt. Wrong. by rs79 · · Score: 1

    You're thinking of quartz watches, son. Real watches tick.

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  424. Uh, I dunno about that by rs79 · · Score: 1

    That's the first time I've heard this story about the origins of the wristwatch. What I heard was:

    At the time of WWI, soldiers were carrying pocketwatches, which had been getting smaller for literally hundreds of years. In fact some small womens watches were "convertibles" that could be used as a pocketwatch or, affixed with a ribbon, worn on the wrist. Men would not wear them though, they were seen as too efffeminite.

    But, for soldiers they made sense, it freed up a hand, so soldiers were forced to wear wristwaches on leather straps. When the was was over they were no longer seen as effeminite and by the end of the 1920's the wristwatch had taken over.

    As far as I've been able to tell the first wristwatch was made by Alfred Lugrin (foudner of Lemania) for the Italian Navy in 18-someting.

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  425. Telebit Trailblazers: 19.2K in 1988 by rs79 · · Score: 1

    THe hot tip for UUCP in that era was the Telebit Trailblazer 19.2Kbps modems. Never mind they were like $7000 a pair.

    14.4 came much later.

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  426. Pager Coverage by cplater · · Score: 1

    I work in a building that has very little cell phone coverage, but pagers work just fine. It would be great to go down to one device, but it just isn't feasible when the reception is so bad.

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  427. Angel Soft T.P. by Mark+of+THE+CITY · · Score: 1

    The old name was a hoot, too. "MD", as if doctors did anything but use it, like the rest of us.

    I do remember seeing, in the early 1970s, a dispenser for those wax paper-like seat guards in a restaurant. It had the then-current "MD" logo, but it had been vandalized to read "VD"

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