The single never wrong method of seeing if a girl is sexually interested in you is her eyes:
1. probably not interested signs: a. Head straight, not tilted. b. Eyes looking into yours, away about 30% of the time. c. Closed posture (arms or legs folded).
2. Probably interested: a. Her eyes are always looking at you, but then they wander from your left eye to your right eye. b. Eye contact is generally slightly longer than normal. She will blink less often, but when she does, she'll probably blink a couple of times. c. The returning eyes. If far away, you make eye contact, she'll look away and back.
3. I wanna FUCK a. Touching... if a girl touches you, anywhere, repeatedly, especially for an extended time, she's probably open, but this is not foolproof b. FOOLPROOF: if a girl looks at your eyes back and forth, and then your lips... if a girl EVER Looks at your lips in a conversation, as long as you stay friendly, calm, and confident, you can sleep with her... tonight.
I'm a salesman in a mall. Decent looking guy, nothing extraordinary. But I have good taste in dress, amateur actor (so I know how to convey friendliness and confidence), and I get usually at least one 7+ giving me her number, PER DAY. I know how to read body language. It works to get sales. And as soon as I read interest in her, I up the ante, FAST. First thing is hand holding... if you have the confidence to take her hand, it's very easy to up from there. From there, shoulder, then hair, then face, once she's allowing you to touch her face. You've got her.
Jesus, has anyone actually read the patent? It is not a patent for a smartphone, it is a patent for a smartphone-like personal protection device.
"The entertainment and communication device also includes various emergency features for use by the person carrying the device. An alarm button 123 is provided and may be activated to produce an audible alarm from the speaker 125 for dissuading an attacker or intruder or activating a silent alarm whereby the cellphone is automatically operated to communicate the emergency condition to a remote telephone, such as by dialing "911" or a private security telephone number or the like. Similarly, one or more sensors 110, such as motion, infrared, ultrasonic, acceleration, sound, light, heat, smoke, carbon monoxide, poisonous gas or the like sensors, are provided with the device 100 and selectively activated for providing either an audible or silent alarm, similar to the functions of the panic alarm button 123 but without requiring operator activation, and the sensors 110 are connected through the sensor reading section 111 to the microprocessor 112 for using any of the functions of the device 100. For example, with the acceleration sensor of sensors 110 activated while a person has the device 100 in an automobile, the sudden deceleration of the automobile in an accident condition would be sensed by the acceleration sensor to cause the microprocessor 112 to dial an appropriate telephone number stored in the dialing memory 113, such as a "911" or a vehicle rescue number, and transmit the emergency as well as the location of the device 100 as determined by a global positioning satellite (GPS) reading section 117 provided with the device, which GPS reading section 117 may also be activated by the panic alarm 123. Further, if the motion sensor or similar sensors 110 are activated and the device 100 is appropriately positioned, for example in a hotel room, the motion and/or presence of an intruder will be sensed and communicated through the sensor reading section 111 to the microprocessor 112 to activate any desired function, such as an audible alarm from the speaker 125, an automatic dialing of a "911" number, operation of electronic camera 102 or infrared camera 106, operation of the microphone 103, operation of the GPS reading section 117 or the like. Similar functions can be performed by the device 100 when any of the other sensors are activated to sense a particular condition, such as heat, smoke, carbon monoxide, poisonous gas or the like. AM/FM radio receivers can optionally be included for entertainment when the alarm system is not in use. The alarm and radio function components can be mounted on the same printed circuit board within housing 100 or on separate circuit boards."
P.S. I've shoplifted, forged, carried concealed weapons, drunk underage, stolen and done a lot of other moral, but strictly illegal, actions.
My username is Solo1717. if you're smart enough you can hut me down on Facebook. Come kiss my royal Scotch-Irish arse.
Cheers.
You know, if a school is too much of a pain, the students should just organize a school strike:) send a signed/chain msg via facebook & myspace, where all the students agree not to attend school until the school apologizes. Ever heard of worker unions?:P
I hate the way teachers, principals, and other school staff think they have some sort of superiority in day to day life.
It reminds me of one time. I was in a Best Buy, and there was this extremely attractive 18yr old Sales girl (OK because I'm 19:P). So we'd smiled at each other once or twice, and we ended up chatting, as she stood waiting to sell cameras. I was sort of buying cameras myself, and after hanging out with her for about an hour (and she was flirting a lot... it's not like she didn't like me) I started messing around photographing her on a camera I was looking at. She's laughing and stuff. Anyhow she goes away for a second, and ends up coming back talking with this other dude. Looked about 30 yrs old, but he could have been as young as early 20s. She didn't look like she liked him much. So he wanders back over with her. She makes eye contact for a second, and I pointed the camera I was holding back over to her for a moment. She laughs. Next thing you know, he is interrogating her about me. "How long have you known this guy?" "Really...?" "That's a bit weird isn't it? [re: what I was doing]" "That must suck. Well I'm sure you must get that a lot, how beautiful you are." So I'm thinking "Oh damn. Been hitting on a girl, and now she's brought her boyfriend over." (he came back with her after she disappeared for a second saying she was going to the restroom). Well, since I was assuming it was her boyfriend, I shut up. He keeps talking to her for like 45 minutes, and I stay there, 1. because I hadn't said bye to her, nor got her number, 2. I didn't have a good feeling about this dude. Anyhow, right at the end of the conversation, she says "so how did you find me?" and he says "oh, I was just looking up my old students on Facebook and I found you work here so I went to meet you"... 30 something year old freaky High School teacher looking up OLD hot girl students (from 10th grade) on Facebook, finding their workplace, talking to them for an hour while dissing a guy she likes. It was a good thing (for his sake) that he disappeared before I registered what he was saying.
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The single never wrong method of seeing if a girl is sexually interested in you is her eyes:
1. probably not interested signs:
a. Head straight, not tilted.
b. Eyes looking into yours, away about 30% of the time.
c. Closed posture (arms or legs folded).
2. Probably interested:
a. Her eyes are always looking at you, but then they wander from your left eye to your right eye.
b. Eye contact is generally slightly longer than normal. She will blink less often, but when she does, she'll probably blink a couple of times.
c. The returning eyes. If far away, you make eye contact, she'll look away and back.
3. I wanna FUCK
a. Touching... if a girl touches you, anywhere, repeatedly, especially for an extended time, she's probably open, but this is not foolproof
b. FOOLPROOF: if a girl looks at your eyes back and forth, and then your lips... if a girl EVER Looks at your lips in a conversation, as long as you stay friendly, calm, and confident, you can sleep with her... tonight.
I'm a salesman in a mall. Decent looking guy, nothing extraordinary. But I have good taste in dress, amateur actor (so I know how to convey friendliness and confidence), and I get usually at least one 7+ giving me her number, PER DAY. I know how to read body language. It works to get sales. And as soon as I read interest in her, I up the ante, FAST. First thing is hand holding... if you have the confidence to take her hand, it's very easy to up from there. From there, shoulder, then hair, then face, once she's allowing you to touch her face. You've got her.
Jesus, has anyone actually read the patent? It is not a patent for a smartphone, it is a patent for a smartphone-like personal protection device.
"The entertainment and communication device also includes various emergency features for use by the person carrying the device. An alarm button 123 is provided and may be activated to produce an audible alarm from the speaker 125 for dissuading an attacker or intruder or activating a silent alarm whereby the cellphone is automatically operated to communicate the emergency condition to a remote telephone, such as by dialing "911" or a private security telephone number or the like. Similarly, one or more sensors 110, such as motion, infrared, ultrasonic, acceleration, sound, light, heat, smoke, carbon monoxide, poisonous gas or the like sensors, are provided with the device 100 and selectively activated for providing either an audible or silent alarm, similar to the functions of the panic alarm button 123 but without requiring operator activation, and the sensors 110 are connected through the sensor reading section 111 to the microprocessor 112 for using any of the functions of the device 100. For example, with the acceleration sensor of sensors 110 activated while a person has the device 100 in an automobile, the sudden deceleration of the automobile in an accident condition would be sensed by the acceleration sensor to cause the microprocessor 112 to dial an appropriate telephone number stored in the dialing memory 113, such as a "911" or a vehicle rescue number, and transmit the emergency as well as the location of the device 100 as determined by a global positioning satellite (GPS) reading section 117 provided with the device, which GPS reading section 117 may also be activated by the panic alarm 123. Further, if the motion sensor or similar sensors 110 are activated and the device 100 is appropriately positioned, for example in a hotel room, the motion and/or presence of an intruder will be sensed and communicated through the sensor reading section 111 to the microprocessor 112 to activate any desired function, such as an audible alarm from the speaker 125, an automatic dialing of a "911" number, operation of electronic camera 102 or infrared camera 106, operation of the microphone 103, operation of the GPS reading section 117 or the like. Similar functions can be performed by the device 100 when any of the other sensors are activated to sense a particular condition, such as heat, smoke, carbon monoxide, poisonous gas or the like. AM/FM radio receivers can optionally be included for entertainment when the alarm system is not in use. The alarm and radio function components can be mounted on the same printed circuit board within housing 100 or on separate circuit boards."
P.S. I've shoplifted, forged, carried concealed weapons, drunk underage, stolen and done a lot of other moral, but strictly illegal, actions. My username is Solo1717. if you're smart enough you can hut me down on Facebook. Come kiss my royal Scotch-Irish arse. Cheers.
You know, if a school is too much of a pain, the students should just organize a school strike :) send a signed/chain msg via facebook & myspace, where all the students agree not to attend school until the school apologizes. Ever heard of worker unions? :P
I hate the way teachers, principals, and other school staff think they have some sort of superiority in day to day life.
It reminds me of one time. I was in a Best Buy, and there was this extremely attractive 18yr old Sales girl (OK because I'm 19 :P). So we'd smiled at each other once or twice, and we ended up chatting, as she stood waiting to sell cameras. I was sort of buying cameras myself, and after hanging out with her for about an hour (and she was flirting a lot... it's not like she didn't like me) I started messing around photographing her on a camera I was looking at. She's laughing and stuff. Anyhow she goes away for a second, and ends up coming back talking with this other dude. Looked about 30 yrs old, but he could have been as young as early 20s. She didn't look like she liked him much. So he wanders back over with her. She makes eye contact for a second, and I pointed the camera I was holding back over to her for a moment. She laughs. Next thing you know, he is interrogating her about me. "How long have you known this guy?" "Really...?" "That's a bit weird isn't it? [re: what I was doing]" "That must suck. Well I'm sure you must get that a lot, how beautiful you are." So I'm thinking "Oh damn. Been hitting on a girl, and now she's brought her boyfriend over." (he came back with her after she disappeared for a second saying she was going to the restroom). Well, since I was assuming it was her boyfriend, I shut up. He keeps talking to her for like 45 minutes, and I stay there, 1. because I hadn't said bye to her, nor got her number, 2. I didn't have a good feeling about this dude. Anyhow, right at the end of the conversation, she says "so how did you find me?" and he says "oh, I was just looking up my old students on Facebook and I found you work here so I went to meet you"... 30 something year old freaky High School teacher looking up OLD hot girl students (from 10th grade) on Facebook, finding their workplace, talking to them for an hour while dissing a guy she likes. It was a good thing (for his sake) that he disappeared before I registered what he was saying.