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Smartphones Patented — Just About Everyone Sued 1 Minute Later

This week the US Patent and Trademark Office issued a surprisingly (although I guess it shouldn't be) broad patent for a "mobile entertainment and communication device". Upon closer inspection you may notice that it pretty much outlines the ubiquitous smartphone concept. "It's a patent for a mobile phone with removable storage, an internet connection, a camera and the ability to download audio or video files. The patent holding firm who has the rights to this patent wasted no time at all. At 12:01am Tuesday morning, it filed three separate lawsuits against just about everyone you can think of, including Apple, Nokia, RIM, Sprint, ATT, HP, Motorola, Helio, HTC, Sony Ericsson, UTStarcomm, Samsung and a bunch of others. Amusingly, the company actually first filed the lawsuits on Monday, but realized it was jumping the gun and pulled them, only to refile just past the stroke of midnight. "

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  1. Prior art? by networkBoy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    anyone?

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    1. Re:Prior art? by DaveM753 · · Score: 5, Funny

      everyone?

    2. Re:Prior art? by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 5, Funny

      Bueller?

    3. Re:Prior art? by MacarooMac · · Score: 1

      Something -d-'-o-h economics...

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    4. Re:Prior art? by snooo53 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm going to guess one of the parties being sued is going to try to kill this patent in short order, but who really knows? Of note, the patent (US7321783) is likely claiming priority to US6278884 which was filed in April '97 so any useful prior art would likely have to be around that time frame or before

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    5. Re:Prior art? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      The patent was originally filed on November 30, 2003. Can anyone say for sure there was prior art before this date?

    6. Re:Prior art? by dgatwood · · Score: 1

      Something? Hmm... Could it be "Play"?

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    7. Re:Prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then it's obvious beyond doubt that the judge will also see prior art everywhere? If so, why is this even in the news?

    8. Re:Prior art? by jonbryce · · Score: 5, Informative

      I think the Nokia Communicator 9000 was the first Smartphone, certainly in Europe. It was first introduced in 1996, and presumably in development for some time before that.

    9. Re:Prior art? by Neanderthal+Ninny · · Score: 1

      The key words here is "just about".

      My mom can't be sued since she won't get cell phone of any sort.

    10. Re:Prior art? by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Um, he's sick. My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who's going with the girl who saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night. I guess it's pretty serious."
      [edited from the script but I'll add, since it's on topic:]

      "The USPTO collectively stood up in front of the world and yelled 'We are the largest collection of asshats in the history of mankind'. I guess Ferris was a pretty keen cell phone investor, so, it's off to Dr. Spaceman's office with him to get a little something for the depression, you know."
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    11. Re:Prior art? by SL+Baur · · Score: 1
      That's mentioned in TFA:

      Also, as noted in the comments to the link above, it would appear that there's a fair amount of prior art. In fact, Apple even sent over some prior art concerning the patent just before it was originally supposed to be issued last summer -- but somehow patent holder's lawyers talked their way around it. If this is true, this is not going to be an easy patent to defeat.
    12. Re:Prior art? by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      More likely the patent holder's pcckets not their lawyers.

      I cant see any reasonable judge being able to see this in the patent holder's favor.
      Unless his bank account is also padded.

    13. Re:Prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The priority date on this patent is 1999 and is a CIP of a case from 1997. So prior art may be hard to find. Secodly there are a 100 plus claims which would overload an examiner who has about 8 hours to do research and then give a reason for each claim of why it should be rejected.

    14. Re:Prior art? by SchroedingersCat · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Motorola MPx200 released Oct 21st, 2003
      http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/features/2003/oct03/10-21smartphone.mspx
      SD slot for expansion
      Windows Media Player for mp3/view streaming over Internet
      Pocket Internet Explorer
      Pocket Outlook client
      etc etc etc

    15. Re:Prior art? by zete · · Score: 5, Interesting

      We should just get the patent office to read some of Tesla's work. This quote illustrates Tesla predicting smart phones more than 100 years ago: As soon as [the Wardenclyffe plant is] completed, it will be possible for a business man in New York to dictate instructions, and have them instantly appear in type at his office in London or elsewhere. He will be able to call up, from his desk, and talk to any telephone subscriber on the globe, without any change whatever in the existing equipment. An inexpensive instrument, not bigger than a watch, will enable its bearer to hear anywhere, on sea or land, music or song, the speech of a political leader, the address of an eminent man of science, or the sermon of an eloquent clergyman, delivered in some other place, however distant. In the same manner any picture, character, drawing, or print can be transferred from one to another place... Nikola Tesla 1901

    16. Re:Prior art? by pesc · · Score: 2, Funny

      I would like to see just about everyone you can think of, including Apple, Nokia, RIM, Sprint, ATT, HP, Motorola, Helio, HTC, Sony Ericsson, UTStarcomm, Samsung and a bunch of others file a class action law suit against the Patent Office for screwing up the market by not doing its job.

      Not gonna happen, but it would rock...

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    17. Re:Prior art? by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      I cant see any reasonable judge being able to see this in the patent holder's favor.
      Unless his bank account is also padded. I'm not that cynical yet, but I'm getting close. Sometime I'm going to have to write up a journal entry on my Ninong's mayorial election that was stolen and his thoughts on how computerized voting machines would make things perfect, Just Like They Are in The United States. I tried to set him straight ...

      The United States is indistinguishable from a 3rd world country sometimes and unfortunately it takes actually living in one to understand it.

      Backwash can be a son of a bitch, so I hope the folks who been swinging things their way are ready for it. Is there an economist out there in SlashDot land who can argue an economic case against the current patent system as well as our own NYC Lawyer is doing against the ..AAs? Please step forward.
    18. Re:Prior art? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      Backwash can be a son of a bitch Backlash. Backwash is when you chug a mouthful of (drink) and allow a portion of the mouthful to flow back into the drinking vessel.
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    19. Re:Prior art? by SL+Baur · · Score: 1

      I chose that word deliberately. Do you aspire to be an idiot or does it just come naturally?

      And your point is?

    20. Re:Prior art? by Kattspya · · Score: 1

      Jesus fucking Christ!

      I knew Tesla was good but I never knew he was that good.

    21. Re:Prior art? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There you have it. I guess that guy in the patent office back in the 1920s was right: everything had already been invented by then. The patent office might as well close up shop right now.

  2. If I had invented the smartphone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would be pissed that all these tech companies rake in the money by ripping off my invention. Good thing the patent system protects our geniuses from intellectual property theft.

    1. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by FlyingSquidStudios · · Score: 1

      The ghost of Elisha Gray would like to haunt you now.

    2. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by SEAL · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would be pissed that all these tech companies rake in the money by ripping off my invention. Odds are:

      a) by the time the patent application was filed, it was already obvious
      b) they didn't invent it, or they acquired the patent from someone else
      c) they have made no effort whatsoever to put the invention into production
    3. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by russ1337 · · Score: 1

      d) all of the above.

    4. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoooooooosh.

    5. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know this must be hard for you, but that post was a joke.

    6. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WOOOOSH

    7. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 5, Funny

      While your points are solid, here at the USPTO we pride ourselves in granting patents regardless of originality, gross obviousness and indeed, patentability itself.

      We like to think of ourselves as a progressive institution.

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    8. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      The ghost of Elisha Gray would like to haunt you now. Elisha Gray didn't actually care that much at that point. He sold his share in Gray & Barton to Western Union and spent the rest of his life happily inventing stuff for them. It was Western Union which had the fight with Bell. Even at that, they didn't care so much afterward, as Gray & Barton (renamed Western Electric) became the sole manufacturer and supplier of telephone equipment for Bell Telephone.
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    9. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Odds are:

      a) you didn't get the joke
      b) you didn't get the joke
      c) you didn't get the joke

    10. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There shall be no ex post facto laws... the filings are against companies that already have units in production, several of which for quite a few years. Odds are the suits will be thrown out based on Constitutional issues, if nothing else.

      Also, they are going to have to prove that the other phones in production are using THEIR patented technology, not just copying the effects OF the technology. "Many paths lead to the same technological solution" and a patent is for specific technology, generally speaking.

      These guys are going to have a VERY long, very difficult, fight in court.

      Or a VERY short one - and the Patent Office will get hauled in to court and get bitch-slapped as well.

    11. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hello? Yes. Yes. I'd like to order one large "whoosh" with extra sarcasm. And some cheese sticks. Uh huh. Bill it to CowboyNeal. Great. Thanks. Bye.

    12. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by Kiro · · Score: 1

      "Also, they are going to have to prove that the other phones in production are using THEIR patented technology, not just copying the effects OF the technology"

      are you familiar with the doctrine of equivalents?

    13. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Hey! I just patented jokes containing an onomatopaeic representation of a common metaphor indicating that somebody didn't understand a joke, using the internet.

      That's $699 you owe me.

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    14. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by balloonhead · · Score: 1

      Shit. I have almost that same patent, without the 'on the internet' part.

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    15. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by pathos49 · · Score: 1

      except that Apple sent pictures of just such a device to the patent office over 4 months prior to the initial submission. LOL

    16. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by erwanl · · Score: 1

      If it's like in Europe, the patent office gets money from patents; so they accept them quite easily. But being accepted by the PO doesn't mean it's valid. The court can decide whether it's valid or not by looking at evidence produced.

    17. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by JadeNB · · Score: 1

      I would be pissed that all these tech companies rake in the money by ripping off my invention.

      Odds are:

      a) by the time the patent application was filed, it was already obvious
      b) they didn't invent it, or they acquired the patent from someone else
      c) they have made no effort whatsoever to put the invention into production


      Boy, I'll bet that the Anonymous Coward to whom you were responding has been set straight by your correction. Maybe in the next patent discussion he'll even make a joke to that effect!
    18. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Has anyone filed a patent for lawsuits? We could clean up! Anytime anyone sued anybody they'd have to pay us! We could make it retrospective too!

      Also, we could patent the payment of damages after successful lawsuits. That way, whenever the folks we sued paid up, we could make them pay up again and again! Ad infinitum! I love America!

    19. Re:If I had invented the smartphone... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm filing patents on the knife, fork, and spoon. And while I'm at it, I'm going to file one on "using combinations of letters" for in a written manner for communication. That should make me a rich, albeit hated man.

  3. not very smrt by brian1078 · · Score: 5, Informative

    no "smartphone" required. my 2 year old Verizon LG VX8300 is a "... mobile phone with removable storage, an internet connection, a camera and the ability to download audio or video files ..."

    1. Re:not very smrt by gravesb · · Score: 3, Informative

      A quick glance at the patent shows a priority date of 1997. I'm not sure what all's covered by the initial application they filed in '97, but prior art references will have to be from 1996 to be iron tight.

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    2. Re:not very smrt by budgenator · · Score: 1

      no "smartphone" required. my 2 year old Verizon LG VX8300 is a "... mobile phone with removable storage, an internet connection, a camera and the ability to download audio or video files ..." Not good enough United States Patent 7,321,783 Filed: November 20, 2003

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    3. Re:not very smrt by stinerman · · Score: 5, Informative

      The main problem here is "continuation filings". Using these, you can take longer and longer to amend your patent. Of course, that means that you can amend your patent to cover things that are already in the market. So file in '97 and file enough continuations until 2000 or so and you've just retroactively patented 3 years worth of progress.

      What needs to happen is that if you file a continuation, the clock gets reset to that continuation. So file in '97 and file a continuation in 2000 means that anything in '98 and '99 now counts as prior art.

    4. Re:not very smrt by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      The main problem here is "continuation filings". Using these, you can take longer and longer to amend your patent. Of course, that means that you can amend your patent to cover things that are already in the market. So file in '97 and file enough continuations until 2000 or so and you've just retroactively patented 3 years worth of progress.

      You can only amend your patent to include new claims based on your description (from '97). So, while it may be that if you weren't sure about this internet thingy in '97, and you were running low on claims (only so many are allowed), you might have opted to include a claim only for BBSes and later switched it to the Internet, you cannot invent things out of whole cloth.

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    5. Re:not very smrt by gravesb · · Score: 5, Informative

      If you add new matter, its prior art date is of the continuation in part that you filed to add the new matter. Otherwise, all of the adjustments must have support in the original filing. Essentially, what you propose is the way the system works now.

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    6. Re:not very smrt by reiisi · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Could we say that's the way the system _is_ _supposed_ to work now?

      Evidently, it doesn't.

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    7. Re:not very smrt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      A Nokia Communicator (9xxx-series) could do this back in '96 or so.

    8. Re:not very smrt by Em+Ellel · · Score: 1

      no "smartphone" required. my 2 year old Verizon LG VX8300 is a "... mobile phone with removable storage, an internet connection, a camera and the ability to download audio or video files ..." Not good enough United States Patent 7,321,783 Filed: November 20, 2003 Of top of my head, Handspring (now Palm) had a phone attached to PalmOS device capable of all of those things (not well, mind you, but capable) at least as far back as 2000. I believe 2000 was a few years before 2003, no? ;-)

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    9. Re:not very smrt by stinerman · · Score: 4, Informative

      At the very least, you can be extremely vague in the original filing, and then go "oh, yeah that's what I meant" a few years later.

    10. Re:not very smrt by funkify · · Score: 0, Troll

      S-M-R-T! I AM SO SMRT!

    11. Re:not very smrt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What needs to happen is that if you file a continuation, the clock gets reset to that continuation. So file in '97 and file a continuation in 2000 means that anything in '98 and '99 now counts as prior art."

      No. What needs to happen is a mandatory death penalty for frivolous patent lawsuits.
      Lawyers included. Nothing like a good firing squad to make lawyers less greedy.

    12. Re:not very smrt by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
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    13. Re:not very smrt by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      what you propose is the way the system works now

      Are you implying the system works now?

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    14. Re:not very smrt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. Only for each claim which contains the new matter does the claim use the new priority date. Thus an patent application can have multiple priority dates. An examiner would have to look at each claim and find if it had support in prior applications. 100+ claims overloads the system because the examiner only has about 8 hours to finish each patent application.

    15. Re:not very smrt by gmuslera · · Score: 1

      The problem in this case with that much matter is that it is not gray, but brown.

    16. Re:not very smrt by advocate_one · · Score: 1

      1997??? It was fscking obvious back then... devices like that were discussed in the required reading for my OU course on information technology and society... the phrase "convergence" neatly covers the entire thing...

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    17. Re:not very smrt by jack455 · · Score: 1
      TFA has a link to a Business Week article from 1996 that discusses smart phones.

      Not surprisingly, Nokia, Motorola, Philips Electronics, and other phonemakers are well aware of the device's potential as an information appliance. The Nokia Communicator was introduced in 1996, although apparently it wasn't until the next model, the 9110 at the same link, that they included removable storage. The camera also was not included in either, but I don't believe that combining a smart phone with a digital camera or camera phone is patentable. (In so much as there is a difference in receiving a patent and receiving a valid patent.)

      Clearly one of the biggest reasons so many people growing up with tech hate or ignore IP is that Congress and the USPTO refuse to meaningfully fix the problems that allow these abuses.

      As to better prior art than this, digital cameras didn't exist in 1996 to my knowledge and only an idiot would combine a phone and a film camera(not saying I wouldn't buy one)
    18. Re:not very smrt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn what elements are supported by slashdot before offering "advice", you insufferably obnoxious mutant.

    19. Re:not very smrt by jack455 · · Score: 1

      "It's a whole complicated insurance thing. They just bury the whole thing. Pretend it never happened. The insurance business is completely screwy now. You know they've reintroduced the death penalty for insurance company directors?"

      "Really?" said Arthur. "No, I didn't. For what offense?"

      "Trillian frowned, 'What do you mean, 'offense'?' "

      "I see." replied Arthur seems to be where you were going...
    20. Re:not very smrt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for feeding me! By the way, your comment was about as "5, Insightful" as a Down syndrome patient, especially considering you were fucking wrong.

    21. Re:not very smrt by budgenator · · Score: 1

      that might be good enough, the US goes by date of conception rather than date of filing like EU

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    22. Re:not very smrt by anthonys_junk · · Score: 1

      Digital cameras existed in a slightly different format for us astronomy nerds. You could by a 640x480 res high-sensitivity CCD 'camera' for a few thousand $$ to take pictures of what looked like smudges that were supposed to be stars. It always sounded so much cooler in the astronomy magazines :-(

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  4. Good luck by Weaselmancer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    These guys will be smashed into paste by hordes of the highest paid lawyers on planet Earth first thing Monday morning.

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    1. Re:Good luck by hc5duke · · Score: 1

      Seriously - how do they expect to fight a war on 10 different fronts? I really hope these companies don't settle and carry this on for 3-5 years in courts until they go bankrupt.

    2. Re:Good luck by Marcion · · Score: 5, Funny

      how do they expect to fight a war on 10 different fronts...

      ... I hear Darl McBride will be available on the job market very soon...

    3. Re:Good luck by jumpinp · · Score: 2, Informative

      There are probably lawyers behind all these crazy patent apps. Just trying to rake in the fees.

    4. Re:Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly this is the fault of the US patent office. In response all cell phone carriers should stop all service immediately and as the whole thing is blowing up in everyones face just point the finger at the patent office and US Government. Bet we could get those US officials to move their asses a little faster to see what a pile of crap the patent system is and pass something that is a little more sound.

    5. Re:Good luck by saleenS281 · · Score: 1

      That's about the time we find out they get kickbacks from the law firms representing the above :D

    6. Re:Good luck by dbIII · · Score: 1

      Do they like the highest paid lawyers on earth in rural Texas? If they do proceedings will be moved to some swamp in Florida or wherever the best venue for patent trolling is and human nature prefers the local utter bastard to a sauve lawyer working for a large Japanese or Swedish company.

    7. Re:Good luck by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 1

      ... I hear Darl McBride will be available on the job market very soon... Sure. After he's discharged from the smokin' hole that remains of The SCO Group, I'm sure he'll be available in 10-15 years. ;)

    8. Re:Good luck by shmlco · · Score: 5, Funny

      Just just be nine different fronts. Apple should file for summary judgement and immediately sue them for filing a frivolous lawsuit. The iPhone doesn't have "removable storage".

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    9. Re:Good luck by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      These guys will be smashed into paste by hordes of the highest paid lawyers on planet Earth first thing Monday morning.

      Are you talking about the patent troll or the dipshit patent officers who let this slide or both? The patent officers should be held responsible for what could be severely damaging neglect it their duties. The patent troll should have all other patents seriously reviewed, and if found to be abusing the patent system they should lose all patents and the right to make future patents. Make that apply to the individuals involved, not just the corporation. As long as the only damages coming from abusing the patent system are monetary, then abuse is just a matter of figuring the odds and trying to find loopholes in the law. Abusers should simply be removed from the system.

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    10. Re:Good luck by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Absolutely!

      Turn the whole damn thing off until the deal is settled. All of it. These companies are big enough that the lost sales might be less than legal fees.

    11. Re:Good luck by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      These guys will be smashed into paste by hordes of the highest paid lawyers on planet Earth first thing Monday morning. And they are actually doing us a service by raising the profile of how badly broken the American patent system really is. Ideally this process ends with outlawing software patents like Europe.
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    12. Re:Good luck by dgarbett · · Score: 0

      In everywhere but the USA, there it will take several years.

    13. Re:Good luck by SuluSulu · · Score: 3, Funny

      how do they expect to fight a war on 10 different fronts...

      ... I hear Darl McBride will be available on the job market very soon...
      That's a great idea! We should send him to negotiate with the terrorists. I'm sure they will give him the welcome that a man of his station deserves.
    14. Re:Good luck by nomadic · · Score: 1

      These guys will be smashed into paste by hordes of the highest paid lawyers on planet Earth first thing Monday morning.

      They're hoping that the defendants will simply just pay them a million bucks or so to go away instead of a few million to defend. I think they chose too many targets though, if I were one of the defendants I'd just move to have the lawsuits consolidated into one class action, and then pool resources and have one defense team handle everything. Would be pretty cheap, comparatively.

    15. Re:Good luck by elyk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This isn't a software patent though - many of the claims (camera, removable storage, etc) refer to hardware.

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    16. Re:Good luck by oldsaint · · Score: 1

      The lawyers are the problem, not the answer. The lawyers who file these suits should be disbarred. Until they face consequences, they will file these kinds of suits forever, and their brethren will gladly file defenses, all laughing all the way to the bank.

    17. Re:Good luck by Kineticabstract · · Score: 1

      You're right, of course, but that doesn't matter. All these guys are hoping for is that a percentage of these suits will result in the pittance that these monster companies will be willing to pay to just make them go away. If the "go away" money is less than the cost of going to court, they'll pay it.

    18. Re:Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are probably lawyers behind all these crazy patent apps. Just trying to rake in the fees. The Pope is probably a Catholic. The sky, blue.
    19. Re:Good luck by ibbey · · Score: 3, Informative

      Anybody else notice that they sued Apple? The patent specifically specifically says that the patented device contains "one or more replaceable memory card sockets", something that the iPhone annoyingly lacks. The iPhone also lacks a GPS, which is also specifically mentioned in the patent ("...with the location of the device as determined by a GPS section of the device").

      Some companies might have problems with this patent, but Apple's lawyers should have this laughed out of court in about three minutes.

    20. Re:Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Only the heir to the throne of the Kingdom of Idiots would fight a war on twelve fronts."
      Apparently they are going to one up that!

    21. Re:Good luck by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      The patent officers are pretty much immune from any such lawsuits, as long as they don't get caught taking bribes. They can get overridden through the appeals process, but the only reason they'll get fired is if they don't meet their "patent-granted" quotas.

    22. Re:Good luck by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The iPhone doesn't have "removable storage".
      Technically, it does. iPhones has a removable SIM card that can be used to store data, that is, a SIM card could fit the definition of "removable storage."

      On the whole though, the patent is bogus. I hope none of those sued settles and every single one of them goes after the patent to get it invalidated.
    23. Re:Good luck by actionbastard · · Score: 1

      They should all be ground up into a fine, pink powder.

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    24. Re:Good luck by Zymergy · · Score: 1

      I fully agree with your comment, however, the SIM card on the iPhone might be classified as "removable storage" as it can store data and it is removable.

      Didn't someone once try to Patent "The Wheel" with this a similar Patent Trolling method?
      Why not try Patenting "Drinking Liquids" and then attempt to sue the pants off of Coke, Pepsi, and Budweiser...

    25. Re:Good luck by Daniel+Phillips · · Score: 1

      This isn't a software patent though - many of the claims (camera, removable storage, etc) refer to hardware. But it is idiotic enough to draw attention to the problem. Goodness knows, we have more than enough software patents in the same class of idiocy, but the general public seldom gets to see that.
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    26. Re:Good luck by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      However, businesses have the theory today that if they roll over and settle for stuff like this rather than fighting it, that rather than having one or two a year they'd have a dozen a month - which isn't cheaper than fighting the occasional demonstration case.

      Instead, I figure the cell phone companies will mostly band together to bury the company in lawyer generated paperwork.

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    27. Re:Good luck by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      AB would have an affirmative defense that Budweiser is in fact not suitable for drinking.

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    28. Re:Good luck by shmlco · · Score: 1

      Is it storage if you don't store anything on it? I believe the iPhone keeps everything in the phone's flash memory.

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    29. Re:Good luck by the_brobdingnagian · · Score: 1

      The iPhone does support removable storage.
      It's SIM card can probably hold a few kilobytes of data.

    30. Re:Good luck by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      iphone could use an external gps with sw hacks though(I think anyways, I haven't checked if anyone has actually written such sw for iphone). also.. one could make a device for the ipod connector that acted as "memory card", after which that port connector would be a memory card connector/slot.

      which gets to an intresting point - if functionality is added via sw later... could you sue the device manufacturer after their device fulfills the device described in the patent only after 3rd party software upgrade.

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    31. Re:Good luck by ibbey · · Score: 1

      Whether you can add a GPS to the iPhone externally should be irrelevant to the patent. The patent seems to require that the phone have an integrated GPS. Even if adding an external GPS would fulfill the requirement, it still doesn't have removable storage. I'm not a patent attorney, but this seems to be pretty much the definition of a frivolous lawsuit.

  5. I have a question, your honour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Can you hear me now?

    1. Re:I have a question, your honour by StargateSteve · · Score: 2, Funny

      good.

  6. abusive behaviour by Atreide · · Score: 5, Interesting

    putting abusive people in jail would make them think twice

    they cost money to other companies, but also to state and law
    how can tribunal tolerate such behaviour and not fine a big toll ?

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    1. Re:abusive behaviour by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      putting abusive people in jail would make them think twice

      So now we want to put people in jail for exercising their legal rights?
       
       

      they cost money to other companies, but also to state and law how can tribunal tolerate such behaviour and not fine a big toll ?

      Because, when a tribunal is faced with somebody doing something completely legal and supported both by precedent and black letter law - the courts have little choice but to tolerate it.
    2. Re:abusive behaviour by Atreide · · Score: 2, Insightful

      you sure are right

      question is what do this kind of company face when their claim is dismissed ?
      they did cost money to society & other companies

      is this abusive behaviour penalized ?

      I could sue you for assaulting me, if i lied or plot I face severe penalties.
      what do these abusive companies face ?

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    3. Re:abusive behaviour by mandelbr0t · · Score: 1

      Generally a simple counter-suit for legal fees would be sufficient. Not to mention that the precedent set by previous failures would allow a judge to make a summary judgment and not waste time with a trial. Unfortunately anyone with $100 and a typewriter can file a lawsuit; it's up to the judge to determine the validity. That's how the system is supposed to work, and there's lots of people who make a living (or a hobby) of filing frivolous lawsuits. I certainly empathize with you; patent trolls are especially scum-sucking since they attempt to claim credit for someone else's ideas without doing any real work.

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    4. Re:abusive behaviour by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

      It's not completely legal to persistently bring frivolous, speculative or nuisance lawsuits, at least in some jurisdictions.

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    5. Re:abusive behaviour by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fag.

  7. hahaohwow by TheSpengo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Do these people think they can actually win any of those lawsuits? They have to realize that all those organizations have hordes of lawyer minions at their disposal that will beat them into a fiscal pulp!

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    1. Re:hahaohwow by Ammin · · Score: 1

      They don't have to win. Remember that approximately 90% of lawsuits are settled before going to trial. Remember too that lawsuits are hideously expensive to defend (at least the way that white-shoe law firms litigate them) so it's often cheaper to buy off the patent trolls than to go all the way to a court decision (and then risk losing your entire business, even if the risk is tiny.) A lot of this could be solved by adopting the "loser pays the winner's attorneys' fees" approach in many European countries (that has other problems but in cases like this it would sure be nice to see.) Until then, low-life parasites like these will continue to piss me off.

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  8. Good by cfoushee · · Score: 1

    I hope this serves to further put an end to this ridicules state the patent have become. I've been wanting to actually patent the idea of patenting things that were so obvious that I could then sue everyone that infringed upon my patent...that way I could sue all these patent holding companies.

    1. Re:Good by KublaiKhan · · Score: 1

      Not if I get to the patent office first! Then -YOU'LL- be the infringing one! HaHAH!

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  9. Awesome` by moogied · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Finally, a firm got enough balls to blatantly abuse the living crap out of the patent system. Maybe this will start the much needed rework of the patent system.

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    1. Re:Awesome` by dbIII · · Score: 1

      It wasn't really reworked after Edison so it's unlikely now. It has been broken for a long time but the software (ridiculous!) and business method (WTF!) patents have turned it into an international laughing stock.

  10. Tougher standard for obvious by mrcaseyj · · Score: 1

    Instead of the standard being that you cant patent what's obvious, the standard should be that you can't patent something unless its clever. And the twenty year patent period needs to be shortened in these days of rapid tech progress.

    1. Re:Tougher standard for obvious by guruevi · · Score: 1

      This comment has been appearing on /. for the last umpteen years ever since the double click, one click order, mouse, voip, keyboard, cell phone, touchscreen, gui etc. patents started appearing. Nothing changed in all these years because the persons that have the money to file these patents also have the money to bribe^W contribute to legislators

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    2. Re:Tougher standard for obvious by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Yes, but once these patent trolls start pissing off the mega corps sufficiently, something will be done. It may not be exactly what we are looking for here on slashdot, but something will certainly change.

  11. Good for them! by nwf · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I say, "good for them!".

    Perhaps this is just what we need to make congress re-think our amazingly incompetent patent office. Clearly, computers can do all of this stuff, and a cell phone / PDA is just a hand-held version of a computer. Nothing really novel, but that never stopped the patent office.

    Unfortunately, I missed my chance to patent patent trolling and further patenting the patenting of patent trolling. Etc.

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    1. Re:Good for them! by qmaqdk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Good idea. I wan't to patent patenting and sue the Patent Office for infringement.

      Hope nobody beats me to it...

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    2. Re:Good for them! by qmaqdk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Noooo. Wan't?! What was that?!?!?

      Wa not? Want not? WAN not?

      *sigh*

      Preview lesson learned.

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    3. Re:Good for them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of "novel": Someone makes this kind of post in every single patent-related story, going back to the beginning of Slashdot time. So far no reform has happened, and Slashdot users have continued to make jokes about patenting the idea of patent trolling.

      Prediction: I expect this state of affairs to continue into the future.

    4. Re:Good for them! by krasmussen · · Score: 1

      Good thing you can patenttrolltroll on Slashdot instead.

    5. Re:Good for them! by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      Hey now, no metapatenting!

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    6. Re:Good for them! by mqduck · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I missed my chance to patent patent trolling and further patenting the patenting of patent trolling. Etc. You're in luck. No one's had the foresight to patent that yet. Granted, you're probably not the inventor of it, but there's no reason that should stop you from filing with the patent office.
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    7. Re:Good for them! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the problem is looser should pay - including all legal fees and all additional expenses including internal company time.

    8. Re:Good for them! by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Perhaps this is just what we need to make congress re-think our amazingly incompetent patent office.
      1. Acquire a patent to a technique commonly found in websites. Get one that virtually all sites infringe upon.
      2. Sue all major political parties, the White House and Congress at once.
      3. Watch as politicians across the board ask themselves how someone could ever get awarded such an obvious patent.
      4. Wait until the incident makes the news.
      5. Send in the patent reform lobbyists.

      It'd be absurdly expensive, but I think those steps could suffice to get a reform going.
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    9. Re:Good for them! by Kiro · · Score: 1

      we're half-way there; 5253341 covers requesting asynchronously compressed files from a remote server. virtually any web server serving compressed files/images is liable

    10. Re:Good for them! by jack455 · · Score: 1

      Does not. have Wan't?! that is any?!?!?

      Wa does not? want is not? WAN is not?

      Not nearly as good as "Do not want."

    11. Re:Good for them! by Sethus · · Score: 1

      I think everyone's primary fear is that they WON'T rework the system and companies will continue to abuse it.

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  12. Manufacturers to release hardware fix by JonTurner · · Score: 4, Funny

    Update kit consists of one drop of superglue, which you apply to the flash card. Presto -- no removable storage.
    Who's laughing now, Mr. Patent Troll?

    1. Re:Manufacturers to release hardware fix by trickno · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't have removable storage for my phone. I have a removable phone for my storage.

    2. Re:Manufacturers to release hardware fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a marveous idea I just had. In fact, I have just submitted:

      A patent for a device or mechanism by which a removable or temporary attachment, insertion, or addition to an object may be made permanent through the careful application of a chemical bonding substance.

      I can't wait to sue the makers of Duct Tape for Accessory to Commit Patent Crimes!!!

    3. Re:Manufacturers to release hardware fix by nschubach · · Score: 4, Funny

      I call mine MemorySkin. It completely covers and protects my memory from harm (me dropping it.) I even found one that covers both my memory and my camera!

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    4. Re:Manufacturers to release hardware fix by liquidsin · · Score: 1

      my MemorySkin has a built in cellphone!

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    5. Re:Manufacturers to release hardware fix by db32 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Damnit you asshole would you shut up?! At least make their lawyers come up with this shit on their own, no need to hand them more crap. I bet this won't be modded Funny when a patent describing that in obscure ways gets a stamp of approval. However a lawsuit against you for revealing trade secrets would be kind of amusing.

      In all seriousness, it doesn't take fancy tech to show how totally fucked our patent system is. When fast food places started having "patent pending" on their fucking fry containers or coffee cups it should have been painfully obvious something was going very very wrong.

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    6. Re:Manufacturers to release hardware fix by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1

      When fast food places started having "patent pending" on their fucking fry containers or coffee cups it should have been painfully obvious something was going very very wrong.

      That example seems to be correct and fair use of the patent system. It's not like they are patenting coffee cups, but the process of making that particular cup. If you run a fast food chain, say McKings, and you come with a way of make fry containers that look good, are strong, each to carry, don't leak, uses less materials to make and producing less waste, should you let your rival Burger Donald's start copying you for free?

      What Minerva Industries is doing is similar to to claim a patent on putting coffee in a cup. Very very lame, but I'm sure it'll have a really interesting outcome.

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    7. Re:Manufacturers to release hardware fix by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not a phone silly. It's a removable all-in-one modem, camera and sound card for your memory card.

    8. Re:Manufacturers to release hardware fix by jack455 · · Score: 1

      Well I have a phone for my removable storage.
      (Places cordless in cellphone pocket of laptop backpack)

    9. Re:Manufacturers to release hardware fix by db32 · · Score: 1

      You are missing the "non obvious to anyone in the industry" part of the equation. I will concede that it could be possible to invent a non obvious fry container or cup, however, none of the ones that say patent pending have been "non obvious" by any stretch of the imagination. If my rival copies my fry container and my lawyers spend more than 15 seconds of my time trying to convince me to waste time and resources going after them for that I will have them shot. So no, they are still abusing the patent system. The fact that they are doing it over coffee cups and fry containers is unbelievably stupid. If they want to patent a design on the machines that produce their food exactly the same way every time...more power to them...that would be a legitimate use.

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    10. Re:Manufacturers to release hardware fix by BLAG-blast · · Score: 1
      You are missing the "non obvious to anyone in the industry" part of the equation.

      Ah, yes, I forgot. To some people, putting coffee in a cup just isn't obvious (how most of these people ended up working for the USPTO, we'll never know...).

      So no, they are still abusing the patent system.

      You'll have to explain why because I'm not seeing any abuse here.

      The fact that they are doing it over coffee cups and fry containers is unbelievably stupid.

      Why? How about, if it's a small container making company, a mom'n'pop type operation. If they try to patent their process for making food containers which are far superior to current food contains, they are abusing the patent system? How are they abusing the patent system? Are you saying the large chains should be allowed to use processes they didn't design and don't own?

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    11. Re:Manufacturers to release hardware fix by db32 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how my original post got tagged Troll but whatever this is slashdot. It is perfectly legitimate to patent a process for making something, assuming it isn't vague nonsense like what is getting the seal of approval today. If mom and pop builds some fancy machine that uses a unique and non obvious method for making cups or fry containers or whatever, then they should be granted a patent on the device. The patents on the containers themselves are stupid at best. This isn't to say no patents for containers, but seriously, go to any fast food joint and tell me that there is ANYTHING innovative about the containers themselves that wouldn't be obvious to someone who did well in high school physics or calculus class. It would almost be the same as allowing patents on those little paper cone cups. This is still different than the devices or processes involved in producing said cups. The key is non obvious. I can't patent hiring 1000 workers cut, fold, glue fry containers by hand.

      Realistically any patent that doesn't illicit a "damn, that is kinda neat" from someone in the field should probably not be patented. If it is just a matter of "Well, I guess technically that can be considered acceptable" then there is a problem. Patents should be about protecting innovators in the field, not rewarding creative writing skills of patent lawyers and trolls.

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  13. Do patent trolls ever win? by jorghis · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have always wondered what patent troll companies got out of filing for patents that obviously have loads of prior art. Have any of them ever been successful at sueing a big company for an obvious concept that has tons of prior art? I cant imagine that any of the companies listed would want to just give money to the patent troll for fear of attracting more of them.

    1. Re:Do patent trolls ever win? by Amorymeltzer · · Score: 1

      It's worth a shot, no? In some cases, if they've got a small chance it could be worth it, especially if they can annoy the other group to just settle to avoid the hassle. This, though, seems nigh impossible to win, so I can't quite see the point other than a really, really quick settlement to just get it over with. There are some companies you just don't screw with, and you certainly don't screw with 33 of them.

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    2. Re:Do patent trolls ever win? by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This isn't about winning the lawsuits... this is about companies paying them to go away -- usually paying them slightly less than it would cost to defeat them in court. If you can get enough companies to do this, you can make millions off of a bogus patent without ever going to court.

      Of course, if one of the companies calls you on it, you lose in court and that patent's revenue dries up.

    3. Re:Do patent trolls ever win? by gdek · · Score: 1

      Yes. Patent trolls win *all the time* for obvious stuff. Why? Because companies would rather settle for $n than defend themselves in court for 2$n or 10$n.

      It's the obviously extortionary nature of the entire "intellectual property" industry that's so enraging. But no one can do anything about it.

    4. Re:Do patent trolls ever win? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      There's always the option of simply killing any lawyers that show up to court! Of course they could also simply cut these guys off... why should they let a party suing them use phone, cells, fax, internet... these companies do illegal tracking.. I say use it to full extents. cut off their families, their children, their past employers.... cut these lawyers off from technology until they have to use a typewriter and candle light to file briefs. Then snipe them on the way to the courthouse. There's 10 companies sued at once.. that's enough plausible deniability to launder the funds so nobody gets in trouble with the law.

      I'm normally not supportive of anarchy like this, but why not. it's time for some people involved to do some civil disobedience...hell criminal disobedience to make the IP system be fixed... or wreck it.

    5. Re:Do patent trolls ever win? by Bo'Bob'O · · Score: 1

      Sadly, yes.
      http://www.ledsmagazine.com/features/1/12/8

      An LED company patented RGB color mixing and Pulse Width Modulation for LEDs. Both of which have been common technologies for years. But the patents have continued to hold up, and surprise surprise, it's slowed the industry and hampered progress.

    6. Re:Do patent trolls ever win? by Brickwall · · Score: 1

      Yep, RIM got screwed by some company that never produced a single physical device. RIM tried to play hardball, and not only paid millions in legal fees, they ended up paying a huge royalty fee to the suing firm, whose name escapes me. (NTP?)

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  14. I can only hope by shadylookin · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I can only hope that continued use of these (in my opinion frivolous) patent lawsuits will eventually force a revamp of how the patent system works.

  15. Crock of horse manure by Marcion · · Score: 1

    The company filed a nonsense obvious patent. The examiner was overworked and didn't understand it anyway, tossed a coin and it was heads, passed the patent. Company gets lucky and tries to sue everyone.

    America, America, America. I'm afraid you all have to stay behind after school.

  16. They sued WHO? by sirwired · · Score: 5, Interesting

    They do realize that IBM, from it's lofty perch near the top of the Fortune 500, doesn't take too kindly to patent extortion? Especially pathetic ones like this? The same IBM that is a company that does not manufacture phones of any kind, smart or otherwise? The same IBM that has a larger patent portfolio than the next-highest competitor by a substantial margin? The same company that probably has a patent on breathing and a another patent on filing patent lawsuits? The same IBM with a quite famous, take-no-prisoners legal strategy? The same IBM that just spent more in legal fees fighting SCO than the company was worth?

    Methinks a couple of those plaintiffs are going to get dropped from the suit, quite quickly. Unless of course IBM wants to make an example of them (not out of the question), in which case they will have their patent forcibly invalidated, with maybe some Sherman Act sprinkled on top for good measure.

    SirWired

    1. Re:They sued WHO? by calebt3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I don't see IBM in that list...

    2. Re:They sued WHO? by Orange+Crush · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, these patent troll companies are immune to counter-suits by other companies with large patent portfolios becuase they don't actually make anything. The defacto balance of power is maintained primarilly through Mutually Assured Destruction. The trolls exploit this to their advantage.

    3. Re:They sued WHO? by TheRaven64 · · Score: 5, Funny

      The same IBM that has a larger patent portfolio than the next-highest competitor by a substantial margin? A large patent portfolio is only a threat against companies that actually make something. Standard operating procedure these days is to spin off separate companies to do the patent trolling.

      The fact that IBM's lawyers are colloquially known as 'Nazgul' should probably be more worrying to them.

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    4. Re:They sued WHO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Settle down... IBM is not on the list.

    5. Re:They sued WHO? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      that is the trouble, you can't pay fees for patents if you don't MAKE something. Patents are the one law that prevents a person from MAKING and USING something they created, because patents apply even if you never saw the patent or the device! Unlike copyright that has is more exact and has some provision for multiple creation (because two items created will not be exact enough)

      We've entered the part of our society where the "clerics" have cemented a position in the society and nothing moves without their say so. Much like the Catholic priests of the middle ages would make up religious rules based on their "interpretation" of holy works... but even Kings weren't allowed to VIEW the works or discuss them. This is the point where society stops growing and remains stable, but crippled for many years.

    6. Re:They sued WHO? by M-RES · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and let's not forget all the stink that surrounded the fact that the iPhone doesn't have removable storage - so this 'patent' can't apply to Apple either! heh :) Actually... if this handheld device is just a computer, then a handheld computer is really just a scaled down laptop (which after all you can hold in one hand and use with the other), so who made the first laptop? Now THAT'S prior art.

    7. Re:They sued WHO? by EdIII · · Score: 1

      The "Nazgul". Holy shit thats funny :)

    8. Re:They sued WHO? by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      The "Nazgul". Holy shit thats funny :) There is nothing Holy about them. Just ask anyone that ever went up against them. (Hint: Contacting them will likely involve a séance).
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    9. Re:They sued WHO? by proselyte_heretic · · Score: 1

      They do realize that IBM, from it's lofty perch near the top of the Fortune 500, doesn't take too kindly to patent extortion? Especially pathetic ones like this? The same IBM that is a company that does not manufacture phones of any kind, smart or otherwise? The same IBM that has a larger patent portfolio than the next-highest competitor by a substantial margin? The same company that probably has a patent on breathing and a another patent on filing patent lawsuits? The same IBM with a quite famous, take-no-prisoners legal strategy? The same IBM that just spent more in legal fees fighting SCO than the company was worth?

      Methinks a couple of those plaintiffs are going to get dropped from the suit, quite quickly. Unless of course IBM wants to make an example of them (not out of the question), in which case they will have their patent forcibly invalidated, with maybe some Sherman Act sprinkled on top for good measure.

      SirWired Judging by the description of IBM, I think you meant "unless of course IBM wants to make an example of them (not out of the question), in which case they will have their patent forcibly invalidated" to read: "unless of course IBM wants to make an example of them (not out of the question), in which case IBM will forcibly violate them and their patent.
    10. Re:They sued WHO? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well now, if the Nazgul had been commonly known as 'The Lawers from IBM'...THAT would have been impressive.

  17. What I don't Get... by SerpentMage · · Score: 5, Informative

    I just roll my eyes and think is the USPO as dumb as the Fed?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smartphone

    The first smart phone was developed way back when. But let's consider a more recent example:

    The Nokia Communicator line was the first of Nokia's smartphones starting with the Nokia 9000, released in 1996.

    The earlier chained patents was 1997. So I really wonder what pot, and I do mean pot, the people in the patent office are smoking.

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    1. Re:What I don't Get... by cromar · · Score: 3, Funny

      I doubt it's pot. If they were smoking a bunch of weed, they probably would be too stoned to go through the applications without laughing their asses off.

    2. Re:What I don't Get... by b100dian · · Score: 2, Funny

      A little more patent files like this and USPO will be history.
      Really, if someone patents the phone, then the windows, then the weapons of mass destruction, USPO will be gone forever. I mean it.

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    3. Re:What I don't Get... by nschubach · · Score: 1

      ... ,falling asleep, or eating the paper. (or so I hear)

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    4. Re:What I don't Get... by The+One+and+Only · · Score: 2, Funny

      Failing government services are rarely abolished, just half-assedly reformed until they appear to work better while in fact degrading the quality of service.

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    5. Re:What I don't Get... by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1, Funny

      Yeah, everyone I know have always assumed crack to be their inhaled narcotic of choice. It has a nice rich smell with hints of oak, coffee,hazelnut and goes well with their crazy pills.

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    6. Re:What I don't Get... by geekoid · · Score: 1

      Becasue in 1997 smartphones like this were virtually unknown in America, not easily found, and not previously patented.

      Yes, the people that submitted this will get blown out of the water, no doubt. Don't let hind sight taint your view.

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    7. Re:What I don't Get... by nuzak · · Score: 1

      > A little more patent files like this and USPO will be history.

      USPTO. And why would they be? The USPTO is possibly the only government agency that turns a profit. The more patents they shove through, the bigger their profit.

      Do you honestly think congress cares? When they're not kissing the executive's ass over the War On Terra, they're fellating whichever lobbyist says that any legislation that causes a 1% hit to a corporation's stock price runs contrary to the founding principles of the country.

      No, this patent troll will be crushed only because it overreached. Others will continue to be smarter about it.

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    8. Re:What I don't Get... by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      but if these big companies declare war on the patent office by simply ignoring them the lawsuits will NEVER get thru the courts. There's very few CRIMINAL cases you could possibly bring against these companies for patent infringments. If they wholesale decided to ignore the PTO it would be meaning less within the year.

      The PTO is a "golden leash" that everybody lives with because it keep big players in the game and maintains that the game is "fair". Hopefully this will be the "one last straw" that will get the big players in to outright rebellion of IP rules.

    9. Re:What I don't Get... by FLEB · · Score: 1

      Who says they didn't, regardless?

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      Information wants to be free.
      Entertainment wants to be paid.
      You just want to be cheap.
    10. Re:What I don't Get... by jedidiah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just because the devices didn't exist, it didn't mean that
      people couldn't imagine them as lego blocks built out of
      (then) current devices loosely coupled together.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    11. Re:What I don't Get... by darjen · · Score: 1

      If only we could tweak the government to make it do what we actually want, things would be so much better! Ha...

    12. Re:What I don't Get... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, ignoring court decisions becomes criminal. While patent infringment isn't criminal; contempt of court is.

    13. Re:What I don't Get... by Kiro · · Score: 1

      "it didn't mean that people couldn't imagine them as lego blocks built out of (then) current devices loosely coupled together."

      that's not enough. an examiner can make an obviousness rejection only if he can show there was a MOTIVATION to put these pieces together in the way that's claimed.

    14. Re:What I don't Get... by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

      Hmm, that's odd. I thought crack tasted like paint. Where do you get your shit from, and may I have some?

    15. Re:What I don't Get... by Adambomb · · Score: 1

      I could almost see it..

      "Hey man, check this out! they're doing exactly the same thing as people before....on the innternet!".

      --
      Ice Cream has no bones.
    16. Re:What I don't Get... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      That's patently absurd.

      Something is still OBVIOUS even if there is no reason anyone would want to do it.

      This is tantamount to allowing a patent for the first guy to figure out what to do with something.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
  18. HP Omnigo 700lx, circa 1996 by jsimon12 · · Score: 3, Informative

    This is one of the best cases for a production phone/pda that is prior to this filing:

    HP OmniGo 700LX

    1. Re:HP Omnigo 700lx, circa 1996 by Compuser · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I am still looking for something from 1996 or prior which had a color screen and enough memory to play video.
      Seems to me that memory only recently became cheap enough that this is feasible without exorbitant cost.
      So instead of looking for prior art device, maybe the companies being sued should look for design notes and
      visionary statements.

    2. Re:HP Omnigo 700lx, circa 1996 by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      what about Apple Newton... according to Wikipedia, Apple had Newtons that were "near" smartphones being discontinued in 1997. The only part missing from Apple's Newton patents would be the "in a phone" part which the court would agree is trivial.

    3. Re:HP Omnigo 700lx, circa 1996 by jsimon12 · · Score: 1

      Maybe that is what they mean in the article about Apple offering prior art to the USPTO. The article also says the filer "explained" this evidence away somehow.

  19. Three words ... Initial Public Offering by Marcion · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you get such a patent, put it in a shell company, sell the stock, many billions, move on, goto 10.

    1. Re:Three words ... Initial Public Offering by Foolicious · · Score: 1

      If you get such a patent, put it in a shell company, sell the stock, many billions, move on, goto 10. Yeah - but I think the original question is worth repeating. Has anyone actually ever done this successfully?
      --
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    2. Re:Three words ... Initial Public Offering by Marcion · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Probably lots, I mean you don't have to actually every get to trial, if you have sold the stock then the cash is in the bag (e.g. SCO).

      Still not the best example, but:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eolas#The_patent

  20. Someone Making a Point by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd wager that this is someone trying to make a point about how broke the patent system is.

    Hmmm...maybe it is Vonage!

    1. Re:Someone Making a Point by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      A potentially brilliant plan on Vonage's part if it's them. One problem though- do you think the people in charge here are going to get the point? I mean- they're the ones who let this through in the first place...

      --
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    2. Re:Someone Making a Point by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1

      I'd also wager that:

      1. They are likely a /. reader.
      2. They likely have posted in this thread.
      3. Could have been the OP.

      I'm just sayin'.

    3. Re:Someone Making a Point by mooreti1 · · Score: 1

      Not in this case, I'm afraid. Minerva Industries, Inc. is an unabashed patent troll. I don't think "making a point" is a part of their business plan. Working the patent system is. most certainly, a part of their business plan.

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    4. Re:Someone Making a Point by WK2 · · Score: 1

      I'd wager that this is someone trying to make a point about how broke the patent system is.

      Maybe. It is an interesting commentary on the times, when you can't tell the difference between reality and parody.

      --
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  21. Re:yes, they can and will by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Patent trolls wouldn't exist if this type of asshatery didn't work. Not only can they win this but they likely will at least see large amounts of cash from some source that is much bigger than them and seeks to improve their patent portfolio which will be used to trade for the use rights of other corporations' patents.

    No, they will make their blood money, lawyers will be happy, and the barrier to entry in this industry will be raised higher.

    Overhaul the U.S. patent system now!

  22. They forgot to sue one party by ady1 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I noticed that they left out God...!!!!

    1. Re:They forgot to sue one party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      But they got Apple, makers of the Jesusphone, so it all evens out.

    2. Re:They forgot to sue one party by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      A serious mistake, since that would be their easiest victory. After all, where would God get a lawyer?

      On the other hand, they did sue IBM, and so can be expecting a visit from the Nazgûl real soon now...

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    3. Re:They forgot to sue one party by mrchaotica · · Score: 5, Funny

      After all, where would God get a lawyer?

      I'd bet he could think of one particular angel that'd be suitable...

      --

      "[Regarding the 'cloud,'] ownership was what made America different than Russia." -- Woz

    4. Re:They forgot to sue one party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Harvey Birdman?

    5. Re:They forgot to sue one party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look up the word "adversary." You'll note that one definition is something like 'the legal representation for the other side in a legal case.' Then look up the word 'adversary' in a Biblical Hebrew dictionary. "S", then an "A", then a "T", then another "A", then an "N". Hmmmmm. What does that spell? It sure as hell ain't Santa. In Job and some other parts of the Old Testament, Satan is just the prosecuting attorney of the universe (and in the New Testament, the paraclete is the attorney for the defense).

    6. Re:They forgot to sue one party by Orleron · · Score: 0

      I think God may have some other IP battles to fight at the moment, like the fact that someone patented his powers out from under him: http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=1&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PG01&s1=godly&s2=powers&OS=godly+AND+powers&RS=godly+AND+powers

    7. Re:They forgot to sue one party by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the profs at Harvard wouldn't challenge Lucifer - kind of like how the lawyers at the RIAA/MPAA wont challenge the Harvard profs. There is a hierarchy of litgational ass-kickery, at the top of which is Lucifer - who managed to convince an omnipotent, omniscient, omnibenevolent god to torture his most devout follower just for shits and giggles (Book of Job).

      That takes some skill - I mean - God would even know what Lucifer was scheming while he was scheming it! For this reason, Lucifer has remained King Douchebag of the Judeo-Christian world for 3000ish years.

    8. Re:They forgot to sue one party by Tellarin · · Score: 1

      One of the funniest posts I've seen here and I don't have any mod point... :-/

  23. patent exposure is good by SoupGuru · · Score: 1

    Maybe this kind of exposure is good to illuminate some of the shortcomings of our patent system.

    --
    What doesn't kill you only delays the inevitable
  24. I'd like to Patent a Business Model Please by Gat0r30y · · Score: 2, Funny

    Do you think I could patent the business model of patent trolling? Then sue all the companies needlessly tying up our legal and patent systems with this crap. Just a thought... maybe Ive just been at work too long.

    --
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    1. Re:I'd like to Patent a Business Model Please by whassaname · · Score: 2, Funny

      Sorry but I've already patented that - pay up please.

    2. Re:I'd like to Patent a Business Model Please by darjen · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder if I could patent the art of Slashdot trolling... I could make millions!

  25. Amateurs by WrongMonkey · · Score: 1

    The way to patent troll is to go after a few small companies that can't afford to fight back, score those victories, then use the precedent to go after the big money.

  26. Strange sort of patent by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Generally a patent cannot just be a bunch of parts thrown together. There has to be coherence to it, an unexpected synergy that makes the whole more than the sum of the parts.

    I'm trying to find the synergy here. Pure convenience, perhaps?

  27. Excuse me by Nysem · · Score: 1

    Smartphones were my idea.

    Copycats...

  28. Way to go.... by Llian · · Score: 1

    WTG USPO! WTG USA for making and allowing such a system that is so easily abused by patent trolls. Where is the incentive NOT to do shit like this?

    1. Re:Way to go.... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 0

      I really don't understand why the US does this to itself. Here in the UK, I am can implement any software I want and sell it in pretty much any market. If it's good, then US consumers are penalised, because I can't sell it over there, and US-based competitors are penalised because they can't develop competing solutions using the same algorithms without being beset by patent suits. My development costs are lower, because I don't have to worry about someone having patented the isNot operator, or other trivia. It's almost as if the US government has made a conscious decision to avoid being competitive in the next decade.

      --
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    2. Re:Way to go.... by Shados · · Score: 1

      This is not a software patent, however.

  29. Whew! by Jedi+Holocron · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Looks like Vonage is safe from being sued this time!

  30. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Sometimes they do .. for example the RIMM versus a patent holding company called NTP:

    http://money.cnn.com/2006/03/03/technology/rimm_ntp/

    Other situations companies settle such as this one where a company claimed it owned rights to JPEG

    http://www.bizjournals.com/austin/stories/2005/02/21/daily14.html

    So yeah, patent trolling can be quite lucrative from a financial standpoint .. but I dunno what it does to the conscience.

    1. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, for that kind of cash I'd just buy a new conscience, imported from someplace nice.

    2. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sometimes they do .. for example the RIMM versus a patent holding company called NTP: /quote>

      NTP not only sued Research in motion, they also had a patent dispute with Rambus over the Rambus Inline Memory Module? Wow, I didn't know this patent trolling would get this out of hand. It's beginning to sound more like they are starting to patent flamebait one another. So who won on that one? ;-)
    3. Re:Yes by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      The "RIM got screwed by patent troll NTP" meme is wrong and is perpetuated by a huge lobbying effort by RIM. NTP made a product practicing the invention back in the '80s, which was unsuccessful because it was too ahead of its time. Then NTP ran out of business. Later, RIM ran around suing everyone for infringing its patent for miniature keyboards on portable electronics. NTP saw a way to make money and offered RIM a relatively cheap license, which RIM refused. RIM could have settled for 5, and then 10, and then 20 million dollars. But they refused each deal until the courts found the patents valid, enforceable, and infringed. With the prospect of a shut down, RIM paid $600 million to make the suit go away.

      The entire episode is a lesson in thinking with your balls instead of your brains.

      --
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    4. Re:Yes by HiThere · · Score: 1

      As I recall the courts found the patents invalid...after the judgment against RIMM had been issued, and the judge refused to reconsider. I've often wondered whether corruption was involved.

      Your version of the history doesn't match the news reports from the time the trials were in progress. I don't know about the rest of the assertions, but given the parts that I remember, I find you trustworthiness in doubt.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  31. Wow is this thing broad by BigGar' · · Score: 4, Informative

    It details 125 combinations of things in a hand-held device.

    Here's the first the rest are an extensive list of variations on the theme:

    1. A mobile entertainment and communication device for communicating with the Internet and remotely located telephones, comprising: a housing of a palm-held size; a cellphone provided in said housing, said cellphone adapted for selectively and wirelessly connecting to the Internet and remotely located telephones and adapted for controlling selection of at least one of (1) downloading data or uploading data from or to the Internet, or (2) downloading data to a computer or other electronic device and said cellphone having at least one of (1) voice controlled dialing, (2) a wireless earphone or (3) a wire connection jack earphone with a microphone for operation of the mobile entertainment and communication device; a memory operatively connected to said cellphone; a microprocessor operatively connected to said memory; said microprocessor adapted for storing data to said memory that is received from the Internet or a remotely located telephone; and a display panel operatively connected to said microprocessor, said display panel adapted for reproducing images or other data from at least one of said memory or the Internet, said other data including at least one of moving images, combined sounds and moving images, or music with or without images.

    The whole thing looks like the product of a brainstorming session with everything under the sun included in the list.

    The patent was filed on Nov 20, 2003. It lists an inventor but they haven't invented anything as far as I can tell only tried to be the first ones to list these items together in a patent application. In going over the list I doubt there's anything to terribly non-obvious in there. I'd be surprised if this isn't challenged rather than just paid out, but that's just an opinion and IANAL.

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    1. Re:Wow is this thing broad by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      what's the original 1997 filing say? It would be interesting to see how it started before they started looking around to put other ideas into it.

    2. Re:Wow is this thing broad by BigGar' · · Score: 1

      I agree that, that would be interesting:
      From the 1997 Patent - 6278884:
      Abstract: A conventional portable cellular phone modified such that the phone housing incorporates a digital cameras security alarm system and other functions. In another embodiment, the portable cellular phone is modified such that the phone housing incorporates a security alarm system, radio receiver and other functions.

      &
      From 2000 Patent - 6681120:
      Abstract: A mobile entertainment and communication device in a palm-held size housing has a cellular or satellite telephone capable of wireless communication with the internet and one or more replaceable memory card sockets for receiving a blank memory card for recording data directly from the internet and, in particular, musical performances that then can be selectively reproduced by the device for the enjoyment of the user, including both audio and visual recordings and reproductions. The device also includes a camera and microphone for recording images and sound within the range of the device that can be wirelessly transmitted, either selectively or automatically to a remote telephone. Further, the device includes sensors for sensing unusual conditions that may also be transmitted to a remote telephone, together with the location of the device as determined by a GPS section of the device.

      The 2000 Patent references the 1997 one Full text:
      Patent 6278884
      Patent 6681120

      Here's a page with list of all the patents that reference this inventor by name:
      USPTO Ki Il Kim

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    3. Re:Wow is this thing broad by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Handspring (PalmOS and Visor handhelds) was well on their way with modular cards and similar accessories by 2000, there's no way that should have been approved.

  32. Are they asleep at the patent office? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They did what now? Are they asleep at the patent office? I regularly read here about stupid patents being pursued, but according to the story, this patent was actually issued. How can you patent something that others have already thought of? And evidently the only use of this patent is making money by sueing people who have thought of something after claiming it. I always thought there were smart people at patent offices, after all, they need to be able to check thoroughly if something isn't already patented in some way and didn't Einstein work as a patent clerk? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Einstein#Patent_office But apparantly, I was wrong.

    Patents should be used to protect years of hard work and investments, not used as a ploy in order to blackmail others. That is what they are attempting to do, extortion.

    Patents are being abused on all sides. To stifle competition (Microsoft and others), to extort money from others (these guys) but nobody appears to be doing anything about this.

    This is unfair, but worst of all, these activities can't be good for innovation. Patents were invented to promote innovation, to protect the work that had gone into them. But if patents are now abused to protect companies from competition or make money off of someone else's back, then who will want to do the hard work needed to create something new?

  33. Manipulatin' me! by Anachragnome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Seriously, soon as I RTFA, the first thought that went through my head was that SOMEBODY has had enough of the USPO and decided to make as big a splash as possible, using a device that most people own, as a means to bring the entire issue to the PUBLIC, at large.

    I doubt they are trying to actually win this thing, but merely point out that there are some SERIOUS problems with the patent system.

    What better way to do so then to do it in grand fashion? The media are going to put up articles stating such stuff as "Is your cellphone doomed?", etc. etc.

    Let the media do the ground work.

    So, calm down. If it works, the patent system will get the desperately needed overhaul it deserves as a result.

    1. Re:Manipulatin' me! by IdeaMan · · Score: 1

      That was my immediate thought too.
      The problem is, the corporations fighting the case Want patents to continue because they've each built up their own costly portfolio of them. Even if new laws are proposed, the congressmen are in the pockets of those same corporations. The end result is a little money lost in lawsuits and no meaningful change to the laws.

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  34. Patent Document is a Reqs Doc, Not Design by GaryPatterson · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Basically you can gather a list of blue sky requirements, write them up in legalese and then apply for a patent. Easy! Any half-witted project manager can do that in their sleep.

    It's trivial to list requirements. Actually solving the many problems in realising the requirements is where all the work is, and applications like this indicate nothing like that.

    There is no technical detail here that indicates the patent applicant ever intended to make anything or worse - ever solved any of the problems involved in designing a product like this.

    That's where I think the patent system fails - you can essentially patent a requirements document without ever needing to progress further. It's not rewarding an inventor, because an inventor would have either created a prototype or created a design sufficiently detailed to allow a prototype to be built.

    Patents like this reward the wrong people.

    1. Re:Patent Document is a Reqs Doc, Not Design by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patents were meant to entice inventors to disclose the invention in exchange for a temporary monopoly on it, meaning to prevent the invention from getting lost as a never-disclosed (trade) secret. That's why it's important that a patent is for an actual invention, nothing is lost if what is written patent with stuff like this was never disclosed. In fact, the world would have been better off if the patent was never written.

      By the way, patents aren't written by the engineers, builders and scientists, they are written by lawyers, and can be understood only by lawyers. When was the last time a lawyer made a smart phone, or anything else for that matter. Patents are job security for lawyers, and a nuisance for everybody else, and that's it.

  35. patent lawyers by intthis · · Score: 4, Interesting

    i've been going through the motions of getting some software patented (using a specialist law firm in chicago) and mid-way through the process, i stopped proceedings to entirely rework / rethink the project, because some troll like this had written a patent for something disturbingly simple, and worded it such that it expanded miles beyond it's scope... to a point that it encroached on... well... everything...

    every time i see cases like this, i have to wonder... do i just need shadier patent lawyers? or should i just rely on the people who review these things to be completely blind to all prior art?

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    1. Re:patent lawyers by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      Of course - it's the "trolls" and "lawyers" fault. It's not even possible for you to be the one in the wrong.

    2. Re:patent lawyers by intthis · · Score: 2, Informative

      to be fair, it is in no way the lawyers fault. during their research, they turned up these broad patents, and in an effort to have me not waste tons of money on their services (an oddly unlawyer-like move) they suggested some ways to (potentially) rework what i had, so that it could fit within the bounds of the prior patents...

      of course, after reading this, i'm starting to bet that i would be fine... it's just such an expensive process -- for an average guy like me -- and it takes so much time... i'm still a bit wary to risk it...

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      now is the winter of our discotheque
    3. Re:patent lawyers by KTheorem · · Score: 1

      So you are admit to trying to patent software and then expect us to feel sorry for you because a patent troll is defeating your attempts? Quite frankly, if you are trying to patent software, you don't deserve any pity for having trouble doing so.

    4. Re:patent lawyers by intthis · · Score: 1

      pardon me sir, let me rephrase. what i'm attempting to patent is the concept by which this system that i designed works. my proof of concept was achieved via a bit of programming. that being said, my full disclosure was based around the implementation via the software i'd written. i'm not patenting the program itself, i'm patenting the means by which it functions (which doesn't have to be in the software domain, that was just easiest way to demonstrate its theory).

      as for my being not being pitied, again, i think you misunderstand me. the prior art to which my patent is being compared, is for a very simple thing. but, since it was artfully worded, it encompasses far more than it's functional scope. it doesn't just impinge on my work, but on lots of other patents that have had to be reworked in order to fit within it's bounds.

      i've not asked for pity, i've just stated a similarly frustrating patent issue in a similar vein to the posted story.

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  36. apply the corporate death penalty, too by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Companies that do this kind of bullshit should not only have their officers face legal action, but their corporate charter revoked and their assets liquidated.

    A hardship for the shareholders? Maybe, but also, too fucking bad.

    1. Re:apply the corporate death penalty, too by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

      It's the officers that should be liquidated.

    2. Re:apply the corporate death penalty, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      only until you're a shareholder than you'll find a million reasons that it shouldn't work that way. i'd just love to see some of you slashfags put into the situations that propose by making these broad statements and watching you bitch ass tricks squirm when you realize that legitimate circumstances make things seem like something it's not.

    3. Re:apply the corporate death penalty, too by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      A shareholder? Why would I be a shareholder of a patent trolling outfit?

      Even if I were a shareholder of a company like Motorola, I wouldn't
      mind the concept of a corporate death sentence if it stopped companies
      like them from running amok. They break laws and just keep on doing it
      because the fines are cheaper than the cost of obeying the law.

      Corporations exist to keep me personally from being sued over the
      stupidity of GM, not to protect the X thousands of dollars I may
      have invested in their stock.

      There's plenty besides a "corporate death penalty" that can devalue a stock.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    4. Re:apply the corporate death penalty, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      will you please shut the fuck up? this is nothing but a railing against large corporations. you slashfucks like to think that open source is the answer because you have an os and a couple of apps. these things were largely ripped off of capitalist venture. stop acting like they're anything innovative or new.
       
      go ahead, destroy large tech and medical companies and watch entire economies collapse. it'll be fun when you realize how much money these companies make move around the economy. unless you live in a cabin in the mountains of colorado you'd probably feel the effects in the worst of ways.
       
      keep your hippie bullshit dreams to yourself and let people like me continue to innovate and actually make progress. we're the ones keeping you in all your gadgets and toys. we're the ones who keep your geek culture going. you just live in a fantasy land and have no ability to understand how interconnected all of this is.

    5. Re:apply the corporate death penalty, too by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      keep your hippie bullshit dreams to yourself and let people like me continue to innovate and actually make progress. we're the ones keeping you in all your gadgets and toys. we're the ones who keep your geek culture going. you just live in a fantasy land and have no ability to understand how interconnected all of this is.

      Bullshit. You sit at home trolling people, and you can't program, and all you know how to do with a computer is to play games find and jerk off to porn. You've never in your life done anything interesting or useful, and you're not going to. And all your ranting isn't going to convince anyone otherwise, and for your sake, I hope you don't buy your own horseshit.

    6. Re:apply the corporate death penalty, too by celle · · Score: 1

      Same for the ones who base themselves in the cayman islands or some other country to avoid taxes. Or maybe abuse monopoly power. Or get caught bribing officials, etc, etc. And forget legal action of officials and recent former officials, just make it summary execution after being publicly flogged by the people they hurt. Let's not leave the rest of the family out either, the sooner the officials and their families are out of the gene pool the better.

      Survivor of enron and worldcom, thank you.

  37. No Surprise by michael.j.jarvis · · Score: 1

    I guess in the end, given the debacle that was the NTP/RIM lawsuit, I would not be completely surprised. What bothers me, and just about everyone else out there is that there is nothing, well, at least nothing that I'm hearing or reading about, being done to put an end to this. Just because people here on /. talk about it doesn't mean that anything is ever going to get done. This is of concern to me because I have a BlackBerry. I am a BB Admin at work, and I deal with these things daily. What I don't understand is how patent holding companies are not squashed out of existence. Obviously the founding fathers had no idea the "system" would be abused the way that it has, and that the judicial system is for the most part rather uneducated regarding technology, meaning we see "unfair" judgments regarding these cases. Secondly, I feel that we need someone, at least one person that has some semblance of common sense in the USPTO. Hey, I can wish, can't I? It really is disappointing that nothing is made of this, and that this isn't making at least CNN bottom of the news hour. We have really messed our priorities up here in the US. It is really something that all of us can be ashamed of. Lets stop just talking about change, and really go out and at the very least, try to make something happen.

  38. FYI by MacarooMac · · Score: 3, Interesting
    From el Wiki on prior art

    "Every country other than the United States uses a first-to-file system. This means that, regardless of who the first inventor was, the person or legal entity who files a patent application first is the one who can be granted a patent for the invention. The first-to-invent versus first-to-file rule is one of the major differences between U.S. patent law and the patents systems of other nations."
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    1. Re:FYI by afidel · · Score: 1

      Huh? The reason Alexander Graham Bell got the patent on the telephone is that he filed something like an hour before Elisha Gray who had a very similar device.

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    2. Re:FYI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not sure what you're trying to say. Just because you're the first to file doesn't mean you'll get a patent, your "invention" still has to be deemed worthy of a patent. Trying to patent stuff that has been out on the market for years will hardly be considered "innovative" or worthy any form of protection, first to file or not.

    3. Re:FYI by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:FYI by Kiro · · Score: 1

      "Trying to patent stuff that has been out on the market for years"

      keep in mind the 1997 priority date. very few multi-function phones existed back then

    5. Re:FYI by HiThere · · Score: 1

      As I recall there weren't just two, but three or four inventors with approximately the same device at about the same time. Why should ANY of them be allowed a monopoly that excludes the others?

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    6. Re:FYI by HiThere · · Score: 1

      That's true. The technology to make them wasn't practical. So you need to look to places like Star Trek to see the devices in use.

      The ideas weren't new. They didn't,and probably couldn't, build an actual device. And the never sold any in any year. The patent was an obvious extension of current technology and should not be deemed worthy of a patent.

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  39. Negotiate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't they have to try to negotiate on good faith with these companies before filing a suit?

  40. Minerva Industries. by Hamster+Lover · · Score: 1

    The patent in question is owned by a company called Minerva Industries. If you look at their web site their "products" consist of nothing more than their accumulated portfolio of patents. It's safe to say that this company has no products to speak of and is simply your typical patent troll.

    IBM's expansive patent portfolio would appear to be worthless as a legal lever against a company that neither manufactures nor sells anything, unless some portion of Minerva's smartphone patent is covered by other patents IBM retains.

    Regardless, I have to agree with you that Minerva taking on the biggest of the big in the technology sector with this legal challenge is sheer stupidity.

    1. Re:Minerva Industries. by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      They probably have a few Lotus 123 related patents which they could use against their accounts department.

  41. It gets better... by JonTurner · · Score: 1

    Even better idea: Every new phone is described on the box as "unassembled/assembly required before use."
    Each phone ships with a dropper of superglue and a flyer which instructs the owner to superglue the media card in place before use.

    Now if the owner chooses not to blatently disregard the assembly instructions that's not the manufacturer's fault, is it?

  42. Can someone explain to me how this happens? by bluephone · · Score: 1

    I was looking up what "prior art" really means, and I found this article: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First_to_file_and_first_to_invent
    A cursory Google search seems to reinforce that the US is NOT first-to-file but first-to-invent. So, my question is how the hell do people still get patents on things already invented? The smartphone has been around for a long time now, and this patents is just continuation after continuation after continuation. How does this stuff make it through? Are patent examiners REALLY so stupid as to not understand cell phones have been doing these things for YEARS? Do they even LOOK at applications anymore? I honestly don't understand this level of absurdity.

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  43. If it's not just trying to make a point... by Roadkills-R-Us · · Score: 1

    ...then they should just be shot[2]. Or strung up. Or drug behind horses til dead. Whatever. Good old fashioned wild west justice.[1]

    [1] Sorry for the syntax; there's a national comma shortage.
    [2] And if they are then it's an awfully expensive way to make that point for everyone else.

  44. Does this ever work? by ludomancer · · Score: 1

    I'm really curious if this ever works out in the favor of the bad-guy. I see this pop up in the news quite frequently, so I assume someone must actually cave in and give these guys money? Anyone know?

  45. All I have to say is by pembo13 · · Score: 1

    Sweet!

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  46. Literally by kidcharles · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought the title of the submission was just figuratively describing the speed of the lawsuits by saying "1 minute later" but that's exactly what happened.

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  47. Re:Great news by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

    But the patent is vague enough to cover non-'smartphone's. Removable storage, camera and media player is a pretty common set of features on most phones, even those not designed to run your life. That's your first point gone.

    Second one, however, sounds good to me.

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  48. I might add...... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

    ......That /. is playing into this scenario quite well.

  49. Thema by mqduck · · Score: 1

    surprisingly (although I guess it shouldn't be) Strange, my thought process went the other way around.
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  50. Open at Midnight? by mastershake_phd · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    only to refile just past the stroke of midnight.
     
    Where can you file anything at midnight?

    1. Re:Open at Midnight? by Ammin · · Score: 1

      Many courts are going to online, 24 hour filing.

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  51. Seriously by spun · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Do this a few times and shareholders will be electing boards with actual morals and ethics beyond "How hard can we screw them." Corporations are a privilege created by the people, for the benefit of the people. If it isn't working out that way, we need to kill them.

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    1. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do this a few times and shareholders will be electing boards with^W^Wpoliticians without actual morals and ethics beyond "How hard can we screw them."

      Fixed that for you.

      (Stupid Slashdot and stripping inline CSS, banning the strikethrough tags, and otherwise making life difficult)
    2. Re:Seriously by McDutchie · · Score: 1

      Corporations are a privilege created by the people, for the benefit of the people. If it isn't working out that way, we need to kill them.

      What are you, a dirty commie hippie or something? We all know that corporations have a Constitutionally guaranteed inalienable right to Life, Liberty, and the pursuit of... oh, wait...

    3. Re:Seriously by celle · · Score: 1

      Here, here, author, author!!!

      At least revoke the charter and take them and their family for every last dime.

  52. No by geekoid · · Score: 1

    You go to a large and know company and license it to them for a dollar.
    Use that as a bigger stick.

    BTW, not IBM.

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  53. Can We Please Legalize Idiot Sniping? by Skeetskeetskeet · · Score: 0, Interesting

    I'll polish my rifle and wait for an answer.

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  54. Fails several tests for patent validity by mpoulton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First and foremost, the claims of this patent are not innovative or novel. They are merely obvious incremental advances in product complexity. The reason these people were able to list them all in a patent application years before the technology hit the market is simply because there were significant technical barriers preventing manufacturers from making a device with these features at the time. Without the basic technology to actually build the device, it's not possible to adequately describe the implementation for patent purposes. That brings us to the second major issue: Failure to reduce the idea to practice. The claims are stated, but at the time the patent application was filed there were significant technical limitations that prevented such a device from actually being built by anyone - and the application did not provide solutions to those problems. Moreover, the company did not undertake any ongoing research to find a solution to those problems (they just waited 10 years for others to do so). Consequently the application fails to provide enough information for one "skilled in the art" to reproduce the invention. In other words, it's a "flying car patent" - an idea is described that is not technically feasible and no practical implementation is detailed. I doubt the legal eagles will have too much of a problem shooting this one down. I think the interesting part is that it was ever granted in the first place. This is a fairly clear indication that the USPTO is relying on subsequent litigation as part of the review process.

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    1. Re:Fails several tests for patent validity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have been an expert witness on a number of patent cases. I'm posting anonymously because I'd prefer that my personal opinions on this case not get in the way of any of the cases where I'm actively working. Here's a ten minute analysis of how a patent lawsuit like this would proceed, from the perspective of the companies defending themselves against the lawsuit.

      As other posters here have written, the priority dates matter, and for this patent, establishing the priority date for any given feature is going to be complicated. The original patent (U.S. patent 6,278,884) was filed in 1997 and issued in 2001. Then, the inventor received U.S. patent 6,681,120 (filed in 2000, issued in 2004). Then, the inventor received the patent that's the subject of the current lawsuits, U.S. patent 7,321,783 (filed in 2003, issued this year).

      That means there are at least three priority dates in question. Once the defense lawyers get revved up, they will get the full file history for each of these three patents, which lets them ultimately figure out when any given idea or concept showed up. The exact priority dates of each "feature" of the 2008 patent are going to be a big part of the dispute.

      Of course, prior art will play a big part in the invalidity arguments against these patents. If prior art can be shown to satisfy the (convoluted) requirements of these patents, then they are invalid in light of the prior art.

      I expect there will also be arguments about enablement (i.e., whether these patents teach "one of skill in the art at the time of the invention" how to actually practice the invention) and about obviousness. Enablement arguments are tricky and are generally not central to a legal defense. I expect they will appear in some form or another in the case, but don't look for the case to be won or lost on enablement.

      Obviousness arguments used to boil down to arguing that one of skill in the art at the time of the invention would be "motivated to combine" other references in the prior art to achieve functionality that could not be found in an particular piece of prior art, alone. Now, in the wake of the Supreme Court's ruling in KSR v. Teleflex, the burden to prove "motive" is (maybe) less important. Instead, what matters now is (maybe) showing that the patent represents nothing more than the "logical next step". The patents here are all about convergence. You don't have to look to hard to argue that convergence has been going on since well before 1997 and it represents a series of logical steps. Legal arguments building on the KSR case are still too few for this new standard to really have legs. Still, even under the older, more restrictive definition of obviousness, there's no doubt that it's easy to find the necessary motive.

      Gratuitous summary: these are going to be some ugly lawsuits. They'll drag on for years. Millions of dollars will be spent. In the end, the odds that this patent is actually enforced and the holder walks away rich are very, very low.

  55. Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by Penguinisto · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Seriously - I'd love to see a clause put into any patent (and copyright) based lawsuit filing, signed by the CEO himself, that says:

    "I hereby swear under penalty of perjury that I am filing this lawsuit in good faith. Furthermore, if my lawsuit is found to be without merit, and is dismissed with prejudice, then my corporate charter shall be dissolved, and my corporation's holdings shall be split and sold to the highest bidder at public auction. Furthermore, my corporate officers, who are members of my corporation's board at time of filing, shall be individually levied personal fines of 3x their individual annual personal income (consisting of, but not limited to: salary, bonuses, incentives, and all other forms of income), as calculated on the year this lawsuit was filed. My corporation furthermore cannot be sold, merged, transferred, or acquired by any other entity until the lawsuit is concluded, nor can board members be replaced except in the event of death or permanent incapacitation. My corporation furthermore cannot issue any further financial instruments during this time period, until the lawsuit is concluded (instruments include but are not limited to: stock issues, bond issues, or any other forms of publicly traded debt)."

    That would simultaneously wipe out the RIAA, the MPAA, and damned near every real patent troll on the planet...

    ...or at least make the fsckers think real hard before they do it.

    /P

    (PS: if you can improve on it or correct dumb mistakes that I was bound to include inadvertently, please, go for it).

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    1. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by afidel · · Score: 2

      So if you're a CEO and want to keep your job all you need to do is start a lawsuit? Oh and stopping a corporations ability to use financial instruments would basically cripple most companies whether they won the lawsuit or not, issuing short term debt is critical to most companies balance sheets.

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    2. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Seriously - I'd love to see a clause put into any patent (and copyright) based lawsuit filing, signed by the CEO himself, that says:

      "... if my lawsuit is found to be without merit, and is dismissed with prejudice, then my corporate charter shall be dissolved, and my corporation's holdings shall be split and sold to the highest bidder at public auction. Furthermore, my corporate officers, who are members of my corporation's board at time of filing, shall be individually levied personal fines of 3x their individual annual personal income ..."

      Sorry, but the CEO doesn't own the company (the shareholders do) and doesn't have the authority to unilaterally give it way or dissolve its charter. Neither can the CEO levy fines on anyone, any more than you could. He/she could reduce or eliminate their future salary or wages, but then they'd just quit and go somewhere else.

      Anyway, your proposal would be truly unfair to those who didn't have anything to do with supporting the decision to file the lawsuit, or who did support it, but in good faith. For the rest the existing penalties are, IMHO, more than sufficient.

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    3. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by Watson+Ladd · · Score: 1

      The problem with this is that if you are a startup with a legitimate patent then you get to choose between stopping infringers from getting to market and having financing.

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    4. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by quanticle · · Score: 1

      The proposal isn't asking the CEO to levy fines. Its levying fines on the CEO.

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    5. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by Libertarian001 · · Score: 1

      Well...if the law is appended to require such a clause then it's not the CEO "giving away" anything. It's nice that a company can protect its officers. Allowing them to act with impunity is quite another thing. "Companies" don't commit fraud, act in bad faith, etc. Some jackass at the top does. And when it's malevolent, that jackass needs to suffer. And so does everyone who supported him.

      Regardless, I fail to see how this is unfair to "...those who didn't have anything to do with..." it. You did your due diligence before investing in the company, right? So you know if the company has a habit of filing baseless lawsuits. Further, having the company's assets auctioned off implies that the shareholders will be reimbursed, and probably at a profit.

    6. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      "my corporate officers, who are members of my corporation's board at time of filing, shall be individually levied personal fines of 3x their individual annual personal income"

      Reading comprehension "FTW". The CEO is the one making the statement; the fines are on the corporate officers, not the CEO.

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    7. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      If someone in the company files a lawsuit in bad faith, or deceives another into doing so, he or she is already liable and no additional punishment is required beyond that already imposed. If others knowingly participate they form a conspiracy, for which they are also already liable. Limited liability basically only applies to one's creditors; it doesn't protect anyone from liability for their own actions, including the filing of groundless lawsuits. To the extent any of your proposed consequences can be justly imposed, they are already in place.

      Further, having the company's assets auctioned off implies that the shareholders will be reimbursed, and probably at a profit.

      Most of a company's value has nothing to do with its salable assets, and an auction is hardly the way to get the best price even for those. If the company is auctioned off the shareholders will definitely take a major loss. (If they could've made a profit by auctioning off the company's assets they would already have done so.)

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    8. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      How about this: If a lawsuit is found frivolous, the damages the plaintiff has sued for are taken from the plaintiff and given to the defendant, scaled for relative size. Non-monetary damages are either dropped (if they come together with monetary ones) or converted to monetary ones.


      An example: (Note: IANAL and the example will probably be littered with procedural mistakes)

      So let's say the giant hardware manufacturer Microtech sues the much smaller but still sizable BlueSuit corporation because BlueSuit has allegedly stolen internal Microtech documentation in order to facilitate electrical interoperability with Microtech's proprietary, trade-secret connectors. Everyone knows that any electrical engineer with a multimeter could figure out the connectors and that BlueSuit reverse-engineered them from scratch, but Microtech wants to get rid of BlueSuit competing with its core products.

      Microtech demands that BlueSuit immediately pulls the compatible devices off the market and pays 100.000.000$ - half of BlueSuit's annual revenue. Both sides present their cases and the judge decides that Microtech is out of its <expletive deleted> mind. The case is squashed and BlueSuit files for frivolous lawsuit. The judge agrees and the damages are inverted: Microtech gets to pay 50% of their annual revenue to BlueSuit - and since Microtech makes a cool 10 billion Dollars a year that means that BlueSuit's shareholders are suddenly very busy deciding on what color their new Porsches should come in. The judge decides that ordering Microtech to stop distributing all hardware using their own connector wouldn't be sensible and that 50% revenue loss is tough enough anyway, so that part of the punishment is dropped.


      Okay, that only works really well for corporations, but it would make people really consider suing someone without a solid case - any lawsuit that is found frivolous is seriously going to hurt you (except if the lawsuit was just a slap on the wrist, but that would defeat the purpose of suing in the first place).

      I'm pretty sure someone is going to shoot holes into my little idea, but it would make lawsuits like this a whole lot less attractive. And **AA suits even more - if the AA lost, they could end up paying 500% their annual income, immediately bankrupting the association (and probably costing the labels quite a penny). That'd make them think twice, thrice and then again before they sue someone without having proper evidence.

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    9. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      I had a similar thought, though it was for injunctions.

      For example, Buffalo is currently unable to sell most of it's wireless routers right now due to an injunction based on a patent found invalid in japan(where it was originally filed).

      If the party that requested the injunction doesn't win it's case then it's liable for any and all lost revenues.

      The only exemptions would be injunctions based on safety - not business. Unless it's found that the safety issue was faked or unrealistic. IE there's a legitimate suspicion a bunch of beef is tainted - an injunction on the sale of the beef pending testing is justified, even if it's later determined that the meat was clean.

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    10. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      That would be personal responsibility, the very thing corporations
      were established to avoid.

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    11. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by kramerd · · Score: 1

      You can't be serious... The penalty for filing a frivolous lawsuit is the cost of your time and court fees. Generally, if a lawsuit has no merit, we use our judicial system to determine that the lawsuit in fact has no merit. It is a fundamental right of every corporation to protect themselves against anything it considers to be a threat to it. The reality is that while most lawsuits that have little merit are eventually removed, sometimes they have a basis that is found valid upon appeal or with further evidence, even if summary judgment initially causes it to be dismissed with prejudice. To prevent a company from acting in the ordinary course of business due to litigation should only be imposed when independence could be impaired. When litigation is unrelated to merger/acquisition finance issues, it is ridiculous to penalize the company for using litigation for purposes other than just to make a quick buck. Settlements, marketing, and other valid reasons for frivilous lawsuits have nothing to do with a corporate charter, nor should board members typically responsible to shareholders (accountants are responsible to the public, not the shareholders) be penalized for acting in accordance with the interests of the company in mind. The reality is that small time patent investors would no longer be able to file a patent because patent trolls would work to create filings contesting other patents rather than trying to get their own in first. The clause you ask for would bankrupt the small guy with more than his mortgage invested into a patent filing while rewarding the institutional investor. Ok, the previous paragraph is as much bullshit as your entire post. But so is the notion that the RIAA, MPAA, or patent troll would even be affected by this. A simple method of creating a patent through a new company owned through an SIV would protect the main corporation from any real damage. This clause would just close down some SIV companies (companies separately run but included as part of an organization that legally are separate for the purpose of litigation, taxation, profit. These are the vehicles that Enron used to hide debt, albeit under different language, the concept was the same) that lose a $250 corporation filing fee. Changing the language of the clause to include SIV's liable to the original corporation defeats the purpose of having an SIV.

    12. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by The+Breeze · · Score: 1

      Good so far, but you forgot the closing:

      Finally, I shall place myself in the center of the largest city where my corporation was chartered and not resist as I am raped by a rapid dog. I may avoid this penalty if I track, capture and bind Darl McBride and dip him in molten steel while chanting "Filing frivolous lawsuits is not a viable business model."

      Of course, it's a shame that the ex post facto clause of the Constitution would prohibit us from making it retroactive. Perhaps it's for the best, thought; it would be hard to find a rabid dog that would have the poor taste to rape Darl McBride.

    13. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you could let the board membership change as long as you held the currently existing board liable.

      Personally, I'd like to add criminal charges with long jail terms for all current board members as part of the penalty. Even club fed wouldn't be much fun for them.

    14. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by celle · · Score: 1

      You forgot one, CEO and officers cannot sign personal assets to third parties.

    15. Re:Mod Parent Way The Hell Up... by ultima · · Score: 1

      This would make the risk of a lawsuit -- even a righteous one -- enormous.

      Put this in individual terms -- let's say your neighbor's kid broke your window with a baseball, so you want to sue for a new one. But as part of that lawsuit, you would lose your house to the courts if you lose.

      You saw your neighbors kid do it, so you go to court, but your neighbor realizes this is his opportunity to really screw you for daring to posit that his kid did something wrong -- so he hires a shark who pays someone off to come up with a fake alibi. And now you're renting a crappy apartment on the edge of town.

      Now, you said copyright law - so -

      Imagine if Evilsoft hired some talented programmers to write source code that would compile to similar binary code as something the Good Software Foundation had published under a copyleft. The intent was to entice the Good Software Foundation into sueing Evilsoft, so that Evilsoft could show the source code in court, prove their innocence, and make the Good Software Foundation go away forever.

  56. can you say "dynabook"? by BillAtHRST · · Score: 1

    which was first described back in 1968 ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dynabook

  57. Apple by mandos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So the story says they sued Apple among others. Isn't one of the complaints that some people have against the iPhone that it Doesn't have removable storage? That would seem to exempt them from this patent.

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    1. Re:Apple by RalphBNumbers · · Score: 1

      There is a little bit of storage on a SIM card (32-256KB iirc). So any GSM or UMTS phone might be vulnerable on that count.

      And just think, once you unlock your iPhone to accept 3rd party SIM cards, you can upgrade it from 8.000064GB all the way to 8.000256GB!

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  58. Apple - memory card sockets??? by Burning+Plastic · · Score: 1

    They seem to be trying to say that Apple produce a device with "one or more replaceable memory card sockets for receiving a blank memory card for recording data directly from the Internet"...

    Hmmmmmm.....

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  59. "what needs to happen" by Animaether · · Score: 3, Insightful

    what needs to happen is that they demonstrate, from the get-go, a device that does exactly what the patent describes. Enough of these theoretical patents already - describe, and demonstrate, an actual implementation of the thing and demonstrate how the implementation is non-trivial (+ the usual prior art discovery, etc.)

    1. Re:"what needs to happen" by nofx_3 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sure this is great if you are making a smartphone, but what about patenting something like a nuclear reactor or a space ship. You are telling me you do all the proper work to design a new type of nuclear reactor, and then you actually have to build one before you can protect your IP? I don't disagree that the patent discussed in this story is ridiculous, just that theoretical patents should be valid in many instances.

      -kap

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    2. Re:"what needs to happen" by zoips · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sure this is great if you are making a smartphone, but what about patenting something like a nuclear reactor or a space ship. You are telling me you do all the proper work to design a new type of nuclear reactor, and then you actually have to build one before you can protect your IP? I don't disagree that the patent discussed in this story is ridiculous, just that theoretical patents should be valid in many instances.

      -kap That is exactly how patents are supposed to work. This "make up shit and write it down with nothing tangible" is a recent abuse of the system.
    3. Re:"what needs to happen" by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      What you propose would make a lot of small inventors unable to patent ideas that they cannot afford to build. Also it would make it impossible for certain types of research companies to get funding.

      Bad idea.

    4. Re:"what needs to happen" by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Actually, from a "societal-good" viewpoint, it is actually bad to allow a "small inventor" (or a patent troll) to lock up an idea & prevent anyone from using it, when a larger entity would have the resources to easily take that idea and make it available for the rest of society to use.

      As a society, there needs to be a way to reward the "small" inventor/innovators for their ingenuity, without preventing the exploitation of those ideas by the rest of the society.

    5. Re:"what needs to happen" by sumdumass · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a society, there needs to be a way to reward the "small" inventor/innovators for their ingenuity, without preventing the exploitation of those ideas by the rest of the society.
      How about compulsory licensing after a certain amount of time without a product on the shelve and even longer time if you are selling something.

      And something like that could also work for the larger people too.
    6. Re:"what needs to happen" by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The small inventor gets absolutely nothing if he 'locks up' the idea and nobody builds it. The incentive is clearly there for him to see the invention realized.

      There are abuses in the system w.r.t. submarine patents like this one. Most of these occur because some parts of patent law are not properly interpreted or need reform. A ten+ year lag between initial filing and granting the patent is crazy.

      But requiring the inventor to build the invention breaks all sorts of very productive business models. University research, small research companies, individual inventors, etc. etc. are a very productive part of the true innovative landscape that would be hurt badly by your proposal. Throwing the baby out with the bath water is not acceptable.

    7. Re:"what needs to happen" by arminw · · Score: 1

      .......just that theoretical patents should be valid in many instances.....

      I have this theoretical patent of a teleportation device using mind projection. I have not made an actual working demonstration yet, because it is VERY expensive and dangerous. Anyone attempting to make it work could lose their mind. Maybe I'll build a new kind of cold fusion nuclear reactor instead.

      Seriously, should anything that is simply an idea, figment of somebody's imagination get a PATENT? It seems to me that patents should be confined to ideas that actually work at the time the patent is filed. If inventors were actually required to DEMONSTRATE their ideas with a working model, rather than filing an obtuse piece of legalese paper, the number of patent applications would go down dramatically patent trolls would be out of business. Of course the way things are today, the system ensures full employment to a growing army of paper pushing, unproductive, lawyer drones specializing in IP and patents, but who know next to nothing about the invention itself they are filing about.

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    8. Re:"what needs to happen" by elronxenu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As a society, there needs to be a way to reward the "small" inventor/innovators for their ingenuity, without preventing the exploitation of those ideas by the rest of the society.

      We have such a thing already, it's known as a "job".

    9. Re:"what needs to happen" by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      A long time ago, they required a working miniature of everything and kept them all in a warehouse. There's a guy buying up all of them and has a museum.

    10. Re:"what needs to happen" by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The small inventor gets absolutely nothing if he 'locks up' the idea and nobody builds it. The incentive is clearly there for him to see the invention realized.

      The problem is, the small inventor may have an unrealistic expectation of what it's going to take for him to bring the idea to full fruit. In the meantime, someone with more resources could implement the idea very quickly, and make it available for society to use.

      Of course, patent trolls have no intention of building anything - they just want to extort as much money as possible without bringing any real value to society.

      But requiring the inventor to build the invention breaks all sorts of very productive business models.

      I'm not sure this is relevant to my response - are you perhaps responding to someone else's message?

    11. Re:"what needs to happen" by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      In that case, you should at the very least have workable blueprints, at least within engineering limits of the time.

      IE for a new type of nuclear reactor you present design drawings for the reactor - which, to the best of the ability of the time, will work as stated if built according to the plans.

      And this would only be for massive objects - for smaller stuff, like a car, at least a prototype should be required.

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    12. Re:"what needs to happen" by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      Considering the difference in power (both financial & legal) between a large company & a single individual, a "job" is hardly going to be the shining light that motivates a lot of small innovators. If, as a society, it is decided that it would be a good thing to encourage innovation, then you've got to think about what ways might be more effective than just leaving it up to individuals.

    13. Re:"what needs to happen" by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about compulsory licensing after a certain amount of time without a product on the shelve and even longer time if you are selling something.

      Seems like a tweak of the existing system...

      Here's a completely different setup that I've been thinking of (please give feedback):

      1. Limit the total # of valid patents to some reasonably small number. The idea is to have a database of valid patents small enough so that people can easily search it to make sure they aren't violating anything, and also to limit the probability that doing little things is going to violate some tiny little patent somewhere.

        As an alternative, perhaps break down the patent "pools" by industry (have a small # of valid patents per industry).

      2. As they currently do, valid patents will become invalid either when they expire, or be found obvious or have prior art.

        As valid patents expire or are invalidated, their "slot" will become open to be filled by a new valid patent.

      3. Every year, anyone can file a patent application. In the process of filing the patent application, they are giving up ownership of that idea & putting it up for potential "purchase" by a bidder.

      4. Each year, there is a patent "auction" on all of the patent applications which have been submitted that year. Any bidder can put in their bid to try and "own" a patent on any of the ideas that have been submitted as patent applications.

        Since any given patent can be invalided due to obviousness or prior art, it is in the bidder's interest to figure out exactly how much any given patent application is worth before they bid on it.

        Between the limited # of patent slots available, and the competition between bidders to own the "best" ideas, this should weed out all of the really stupid patents that currently get granted. In addition, you don't need any patent examiners for this step (since the bidders should be doing all the work).

        (You will probably still need patent examiners to rule on obviousness or prior art claims.)

      5. Whichever set of patents "win" (i.e., become valid patents), all of the money that the bidder paid to own that patent will go to the person who submitted the patent. If the idea was considered really valuable by the bidder, this could be an immense jackpot for the patent idea submitter.

      My basic goal for this system was to use market-forces to figure out how valuable (in a financial sense) a patent idea REALLY was, and to make sure small innovators got potentially big payoffs while the patent ideas were delivered into the hands of organizations that had enough resources to immediately use those patent ideas.

      I've got more details & rationale, but I figured this description was plenty for a discussion :-)

    14. Re:"what needs to happen" by Epistax · · Score: 1

      That's a rather uneducated response. We have very short term patents for that case. I can't remember what they are called, but I was in a group given a presentation about it. Essentially, you file for this patent that lasts one to two years or something in that neighborhood. It's there to protect your invention while you figure out how to patent it.. I think. That's ample time to get an investor to build a prototype--WHILE it is protected.

      Either I am wrong about this or.. what were you saying?

    15. Re:"what needs to happen" by God!+Awful+2 · · Score: 1

      You're talking about a provisional filing.

      -a

    16. Re:"what needs to happen" by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 1

      Yes, you should have to build it before you get a patent. For one thing, you only really know if your method/process works by building/using it. But more importantly, the purpose of holding a patent is to allow you bring an innovative product to market while protecting you from copycat manufacturers reverse-engineering your product and making knock-offs. You do not need a patent if you have no product, because you can protect your idea yourself by keeping quiet about it and burying your notes in your backyard.

    17. Re:"what needs to happen" by celle · · Score: 1

      Actually, thats how the patent system used to work. A working model was required to prove the patent viability. It's a shame it doesn't work that way anymore.

    18. Re:"what needs to happen" by the+grace+of+R'hllor · · Score: 1

      You should be required to have a working model of your invention. I was kindof surprised that it isn't a requirement now.

      After all, how can there be 'prior art' if there isn't any 'current art'? It's all handwavy bullcrap until you've tied it down into some object that demonstrates your invention.

    19. Re:"what needs to happen" by SoopahMan · · Score: 1

      No, the incentive is barely there at best. I throw a bunch of ideas at a wall and patent them all. Then I have 2 options:

      1) Develop them all at great cost to me, taking massive financial risk, and hoping one of them works out as a business model (most businesses fail, most ideas fall short in execution).

      OR

      2) Sit on them all and wait for somebody else to take all the risk, develop something close enough to something in my pile of patents, and then sue for massive profits.

      Where's that incentive again?

      Patents were originally envisioned as something very different from the way they're treated today. If a blacksmith, in his daily work, came upon a method that he felt was superior to the conventional methods in his industry, he could patent it. The trade being made here was:

      1) The blacksmith benefits because he now has a limited-time protection on his method, allowing him to protect his competitive advantage legally;

      2) The public benefits because his superior method is now documented and publicly available. Other members of the industry can learn from it and once the patent runs out, the entire industry can incorporate his superior method.

      This is not at all what patent trolls are doing; it's hardly possible for the above intended system to work today, with the way that intellectual property protections now work internationally (poorly/not at all). I've had several inventors tell me that if you actually intend to build something, patenting should NOT be on your todo list, because you're just documenting your idea for others to steal before you build it - you're better off just building it and doing your best to stay ahead of the copycats. The only real use for patents today is trolling like this case, and general defense like Amazon's one-click patent (they arguably patented it before some troll got to it first).

      If we want patents to have any legitimate public benefit again, we need to add a "must develop within X timeline" requirement to the law or trolling will continue to be their main use.

    20. Re:"what needs to happen" by elronxenu · · Score: 1
      What I mean is that typically, profits belong to those who invest the capital. It's not sufficient that a person be an inventor or innovator, in order to obtain full benefit from their invention. They must also take on risk, such as investing their own money and building a corporation around the invention.

      If they aren't willing to risk anything, then society provides a kind of low-risk, low-reward option - a job. The employer takes on the risk of an inventor who doesn't invent anything (or invents only things of low value) and perhaps hedges that risk by making the R&D part of a larger business with more stable cashflow. Or the employer can use any one of a number of other business models.

    21. Re:"what needs to happen" by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1

      If you don't have capital, then you can't invest any capital, even if you have a really good idea. It would be to society's benefit for there to be some kind of process where such people can contribute their good idea to society & get a healthy reward. Patents are supposed to be a mechanism to accomplish this kind of thing, but seem to be more effective at retarding competition than providing any real encouragement for innovation. There ought to be an alternative.

      Also, "risk" is a relative thing. Once you've passed the financial point where you can live comfortably without working, any money you're playing with above that is pretty much numbers on a spreadsheet as far as your "risk" is concerned. In addition, if you have enough capital, you'll diversify your risk across a range of likely prospects. If a small inventor wants to risk their "capital" in the hopes that they might be able to make it big, they have a fairly high probability of losing _everything_ and ending up being in deep debt, looking for a cheap apartment for their family, while they get a low-paying job to keep their head above water. "Rich" people might be risking a lot in terms of absolute dollar value, but from the psychological viewpoint, they're hardly risking anything at all compared to the small guy.

      Frankly, I think you can have a healthy society even if public policy completely ignores what might be good for people who are already well-off. Rich people have the resources to adapt to almost any situation. Their only function in society is as a decision-making point for the resources that they have under their control, but that's not a benefit-to-society that couldn't be handled without them.

      Also, allowing too much wealth concentration is dangerous to the society - the more the wealth is concentrated, the more the decision-making becomes biased in favor of the wealthy, and when it gets big enough it can be used to distort the decision-making of societal-mechanisms that are supposed to be ignoring such influence (i.e., legislators, regulators, law enforcement, etc.). The extreme case, of course, is the totalitarian countries like the old Soviet Union where the "State" owned almost everything, but there are also many historical examples of oligarchies, and nowadays large multinational corporations.

  60. Treo 270 == Prior Art by Mmm_pickles · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but if I can dig up the receipt for my Treo 270 (purchased in May, 2003), I think that might qualify as prior art.

    1. Re:Treo 270 == Prior Art by Kiro · · Score: 1

      the priority date is either 2000 or 1997 depending on which one of the parent applications the claims continue from.

  61. Yeah, that's what I thought by Weaselmancer · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Isn't the standard procedure for a patent troll to pick the smallest infringing fish, go to court and hope to establish a precedent, THEN go for Sony, Apple, Sprint, etc?

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    1. Re:Yeah, that's what I thought by Kiro · · Score: 1

      you're close; the smallest fish is picked first to see which judge gets assigned to the case; if they like him then the real shakedown begins

  62. Like SCO? by CPNABEND · · Score: 1

    IIRC that lasted FOUR YEARS

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    1. Re:Like SCO? by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

      SCO didn't sue "Apple, Nokia, RIM, Sprint, ATT, HP, Motorola, Helio, HTC, Sony Ericsson, UTStarcomm, Samsung and a bunch of others" - all on day 1.

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    2. Re:Like SCO? by Cederic · · Score: 1


      No, they sued IBM. Who could take on Apple, Nokia, RIM, Sprint, ATT, HP, Motorola, Helio, HTC, Sony Ericsson, UTStarcomm, Samsung and a bunch of others at the same time and end up owning the lot of them.

      Luckily for SCO, IBM were sensible enough not to waste their time/money and let Novell handle it.

  63. Pot by BeanThere · · Score: 1

    Isn't it more likely corruption?

  64. mod parent up! by reiisi · · Score: 1

    I don't have mod points today.

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  65. This needs to be modded up. by riseoftheindividual · · Score: 1

    And someone needs to start a group on the net to push for such legislation.

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  66. And the other patents held... by bleh-of-the-huns · · Score: 4, Informative

    I goggled the company that is the holder of the patent, apparently they also hold patents on Seat Belts and Air bags...... wtf!! http://www.gigatec.com/index.asp is the site that lists the other patents.

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  67. Patent this! by richardkelleher · · Score: 1

    I'm beginning to believe that one could get a patent for "Urination by a Male Adult Human While Seated" from the idiots in the patent office.

  68. Treo 600 by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The patent was originally filed on November 30, 2003. Can anyone say for sure there was prior art before this date?

    Here's an IT Week Review of the Treo 600 dated November 6, 2003.

    It sounds like they read the review and worked up a patent for it over the Thanksgiving holiday. :)

    How about a new standard for patents - that if a patent is filed when a practitioner of the art would ordinarily know the patent to be invalid, and the patent is not withdrawn between the time of filing and the time of issue, that it's a criminal offense?

    This is getting out of hand - not the least of which that it's over 4 years since filing for this patent to issue because the system is all gummed up with bogus patents.

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    1. Re:Treo 600 by samkass · · Score: 1

      How about a new standard for patents - that if a patent is filed when a practitioner of the art would ordinarily know the patent to be invalid, and the patent is not withdrawn between the time of filing and the time of issue, that it's a criminal offense?

      I'm no lawyer, but when my company filed for my patent, I had to sign an affidavit swearing that, as far as I knew, my invention was original. Not sure if that was for the company's benefit or the USPTO, but I think the latter.

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    2. Re:Treo 600 by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I'm no lawyer, but when my company filed for my patent, I had to sign an affidavit swearing that, as far as I knew, my invention was original. Not sure if that was for the company's benefit or the USPTO, but I think the latter.

      Yeah, but two things: you company was the assignee, and you could have just been ignorant. But my guess would be over the next year or more you would have found out. Hmm, but I can still see how some ivory-tower types would be needlessly in trouble, so maybe it's not such a good idea, at least without further qualification.

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  69. Allow Me to Present by sexconker · · Score: 1

    Exhibit A:
    Your Honor, would you please show us your cell phone, and tell the court when you bought it?

  70. You seem to have missed one by Peaker · · Score: 2, Interesting

    An even more blatant example: Intellectual Weapons.

    (They buy vulnerabilities from security researchers, and then they try to patent all possible security fixes)

  71. By Lawyers? Why not by an actual lynch mob? by weston · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Seriously. I'm not at all sure that having their patent case demolished is good enough.

    This kind of blood-sucking behavior is so transparently in bad-faith, so anti-productive, and so greedy, that it ought to carry criminal penalties.

    Like the people who throw in clauses that trigger penalties and ridiculous interest rates for early payoff on loans, these are not the kind of people who cooperate in a society, they're psychopathic parasites.

    But for whatever reason, right now we live in a society that rewards them instead of punishing them.

    1. Re:By Lawyers? Why not by an actual lynch mob? by netwiz · · Score: 1

      Maybe we can get Anonymous to take this on when they're done w/ the CoS...

      One can hope :)

  72. The 1997 patent looks a little more realistic by X · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It looks to me like the '97 patent actually might have some merit. The continuations area pain/annoyance, but it seems like either way, this guy might be owed some money.

    The one thing that annoys me about this is I remember seeing promotional videos for PCS when the technology first came out (prior to '97) which suggested that some day basically everything covered in this patent would happen. At some point we just need to recognize that some things are just an inevitable result of progress, rather than innovations in their own light?

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  73. Patent office by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is there anyone who is willing to try to file a patent for a "Patent office" and see if it gets patented and then try to sue the USPO? After these news, it just might work.

  74. Re:Great news by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

    That's OK; I never use my phone's camera anyway, and I certainly don't ever watch any video. So hopefully, this patent will restrict us all back to extremely simple cellphones which only do voice and little else. It'd be even better if another patent troll came out with a patent on texting/SMS, and all the cellphone makers had to remove that.

    If we're going to have this crappy patent system, we deserve to be stuck with 20-year-old technology. Because in the end, it's really all our fault (the voters).

  75. Payola by Weaselmancer · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I'd just look for a patent clerk driving a Lamborghini. Why look to stupidity when we have other equally icky human motivations for this?

    I'm serious.

    This almost has to be the work of bribery. How the hell could anyone not know that people have been putting video on cellphones already? How could you possibly claim that you haven't seen this before? Either it's bribery, or there's a patent clerk out there somewhere who doesn't own a TV and is communicating solely by carrier pigeon.

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    1. Re:Payola by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How many average people know that you can buy a computer, right now, with 8 processor cores?
      How many know that you can buy a computer with RAID 5 that will protect you from failing drives?
      How many know that you can buy a computer with dual SLI video cards?

      If you introduced any of these ideas as your own to the average consumer, they'd think you were a genius, and be sure that you invented them. They're such high-end tech, that no consumer even suspects they exist.
      A smartphone in 1996 would have been similar high-end tech. I realize the USPO is supposed to do research for these patents before granting them, but the entire world is full of morons, and the government bureaucracy is full of professional morons, so what do you expect?

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    2. Re:Payola by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 1

      That's why the obviousness test is supposed to consider "a person having ordinary skill in the art to which said subject matter pertains." It's not whether the average person-on-the-street would be impressed. For a patent dealing with electronics, the test requires a hypothetical "average" engineer; for software, an "average" programmer. Patent examiners are supposed to be scientists and engineers familiar with their fields, but I'm not sure how they are expected to keep their knowledge current, other than by reading patent applications...

    3. Re:Payola by MattskEE · · Score: 1

      Don't assume malice, where ignorance will suffice.

    4. Re:Payola by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and is communicating solely by carrier pigeon.

      Well at least RFC1149 is safe then. At least he knows what the intarwebs is.
      http://www.faqs.org/rfcs/rfc1149.html

  76. I don't know much by davidgrouchy · · Score: 1

    But I have decided that I should keep my ideas with me and take my own small inovations to the grave. This patent thing seems to be designed so that spending all my time on the bench = guarantee that any money I make will automatically be forfiet to some patent holder I never heard off. I'm sorry if I sound like a defeatest but I don't see any incentive. Excuse me while I go burn all my research.

  77. They used to... by raehl · · Score: 1

    It used to be that if you had a patent, you could force an injunction prohibiting anyone from infringing on it while the patent was contested. Even if, two years later, your patent is rightly ruled invalid, you've already destroyed the company producing a legitimate product, and the threat of that was enough to blackmail companies into paying lots and lots of cash to the patent trolls.

    Supreme Court fixed that last year though, and now judges have a lot more options available to them than just issuing a 'do not produce, use or sell' injunction. That takes most of the teeth out of the blackmailing attempt, so I'm not sure what this is going to get the patent trolls this time around except large legal bills.

    Apparently the patent troll office didn't realize the rules have changed.

  78. requirements by ProfBooty · · Score: 3, Informative

    IAPE (I am a patent examiner). I can not discuss the merits of this case, but I can lay out some of the requirements to receive a patent.

    The specification is to be in enough detail that one of ordinary skill in the art at the time the invention was made would possess sufficient knowledge to know how to make and use the invention based upon applicants disclosure. This does not mean that gate/circuit level designs are required, nor that enough detail must be present to enable a layman to make and use the invention or that the program code to implement the invention is required.

    Examiners can do a 35 USC 101 rejection for enablement/best mode/in possession of the invention etc, if not enough detail is present to detail how to make/use the invention.

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    1. Re:requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


          So, if I'm skilled in the art and can tell that it's the equivalent of putting Lego blocks together, then is the patent detailed enough?

        Is putting together Lego blocks enough detail?

        Honestly I think the biggest problem with patents is that they don't require an invention to be used in the market.

    2. Re:requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IAPE (I am a patent examiner).

      A pox on your houses then sir!

      There, I feel much better.

    3. Re:requirements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds great. Here's my patent application:

      Method for traveling back in time to apply for patents before the inventors:

      1) Make a time machine (obvious to all in the time machine making trade how that is done, and we can assume such a trade exists at the time this patent is ready to be surfaced, so no further detail necessecary here)
      2) Use said time machine to go back to a place in time that is just before a target invention was patented by its inventor
      3) File the patent for said invention just before said inventor
      4) Profit
      5) Use said time machine to enter a point in time just between steps 3) and 4) to insert required ???
      6) Also, any ways to attach a camera, or a microphone, or removable storage, or an internet connection to said time machine. Yeah, all that's mine too now.

  79. Idiot patent troll by Eternal+Annoyance · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Somehow I think the companies in question will /want/ this to drag on, and on, and on... until the patent troll realizes all of its resources are sucked dry. At which point the patent troll will be toyed around with some more in court and finally killed.

    HP, Apple, etc. will want to make an example out of this one.

  80. Why this invention was not "obvious" by billstewart · · Score: 4, Insightful
    One of the requirements for patenting something is that it can't be something obvious to the skilled practitioner. Most of the features he talked about were certainly obvious not only to skilled practitioners in the 1997-2000 timeframe, but to non-technical marketing people, the Nokia smartphone was out, and friends of mine were working on startups in that space, where the major non-obvious detail was "How do we describe this in a way that a VC will give us $4 million after we shake a tree in Menlo Park?", which, alas, we didn't quite find a satisfactory answer to :-)


    But these trolls are describing a phone that not only had *each* of the features they claim, but in fact had *all* of them and still fit in a hand-held form factor. I'm pretty skeptical about the ability to fit a GPS device into a phone back in 2000 and still have it be hand-held, though hand-held GPS was certainly available. (I'm even more skeptical about the ability to have a satisfactory battery life if you did.) And I'm even more skeptical about the claim that they actually *did* reduce their concept of these devices to practice.

    If you're not required to actually come up with the technology to build the thing, I'm perfectly able to imagine one of these things that fits in your ear canal and runs all year without recharging... So send me my check once you've built the thing.

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    1. Re:Why this invention was not "obvious" by Marcos+Eliziario · · Score: 1

      Maybe their concept of hand-held was more in the line of a WWII-military phone sized device with a handle. The handle fits in you hand, right? So, it's a hand-held device. If they were really smart they could even have said the device dubbed as some sort of bodybuilding gadget, thus increasing the feature list by one item.

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    2. Re:Why this invention was not "obvious" by Curmudgeonlyoldbloke · · Score: 2, Informative

      One filed in 1997 was pretty much just for a cameraphone, and the combined editors of wikipedia suggest a good few examples in 1997 and previously:

      http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO2&Sect2=HITOFF&p=1&u=%2Fnetahtml%2FPTO%2Fsearch-bool.html&r=31&f=G&l=50&co1=AND&d=PTXT&s1=6278884&OS=6278884&RS=6278884
      and
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camera_phone

      The GPS one from 1999 is a bit more interesting - they're actually patenting the mechanism whereby a GPS device gets data over the air (in road navigation, Telmap Navigator is an example of that right now) rather than from local storage such as a CD (e.g. TomTom).

      Anyone think of a GPS with radio communication capability back in 1999? Military systems with GPS capabilities are the first that come to mind to me. If you change the word "GPS" to "location" there's certainly plenty of prior art - I was working on radio data networks that provided positional information in the early to mid 90s.

    3. Re:Why this invention was not "obvious" by joto · · Score: 1

      Or maybe they just thought about something like this

    4. Re:Why this invention was not "obvious" by Skuld-Chan · · Score: 1

      Anyone think of a GPS with radio communication capability back in 1999? Military systems with GPS capabilities are the first that come to mind to me. If you change the word "GPS" to "location" there's certainly plenty of prior art - I was working on radio data networks that provided positional information in the early to mid 90s.

      In the 1970's series "Connections" by James Burke he demonstrated a GPS receiver in the opening of one episode - I can't remember the make/model of the receiver, but it was satellite based gps and it did use a computer to compute the location of the reciever. GPS has been around for a long time, and before that Loran was pretty popular (might still be - I was taught how to use it in the mid 90's in navigation school :)) which is the next best thing - and is in fact a radio based navigation system.

    5. Re:Why this invention was not "obvious" by jsiren · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Benefon Esc was first released in 1999. It was a handheld GSM phone with an integrated GPS receiver and the capability of downloading maps over the air. I would think they'd have patented the relevant bits. (The company is now called GeoSentric.)

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  81. What's on the docket Mac? by xrayspx · · Score: 1

    Where can you file anything at midnight?

    Right here. I hear they filmed it for a long running reality series about people with no tans.

    1. Re:What's on the docket Mac? by mastershake_phd · · Score: 1

      Yes, but wasnt night court for accused criminals to make bail?

    2. Re:What's on the docket Mac? by xrayspx · · Score: 1

      Your dry realism is welcome in this "get in quick with the 'what court is open at midnight' joke and then split" world we're living in. I actually thought before posting "well, Night Court was an arraignment court and not a civil court of the type used for such moronic patent suits", but then decided to post anyway.

      You're right, I should have found a popular 80's show about an all-night patent and trademark court, but I just couldn't be bothered to look hard enough.

      :-)

  82. This is just the latest by Gordo_1 · · Score: 1

    Minerva (the trolling company run by one John Ki Kim) also filed a similar suit against 44 companies last June... From their website: http://www.gigatec.com/news060607.asp

    Have a look at their "Products" section. It consists of some technical drawings related to a patent filing: http://www.gigatec.com/products.asp

  83. You're missing the greater conspiracy ... by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1

    Minerva Inc also claims the patent for vehicle air bags. I smell the conspiracy here - get everyone to use cell phones while driving and have more accidents - then they'll need more air bags and more cell phones.

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  84. Wait until MY abusive patent comes out... by Vthornheart · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... I've been filing for continuation on a patent that was originally applied for in 1845. When I finally let rip, I'll begin suing people who make not just smartphones, but cellular phones, touch-tone phones, rotary phones, the estate of Alexander Graham Bell, and the guys who wrote the patent being talked about in this story.

    Sincerely,

    SCO

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  85. How About by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone quick, go file a patent on the wheel. Then sue EVERYBODY.

  86. Re:Prior art -- SIM card? by Derling+Whirvish · · Score: 3, Interesting

    A SIM card is removeable storage is it not? The amount of data it stores is small, but it stores data and is removeable.

  87. 1994: IBM Simon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The IBM Simon, the first smartphone, did most what this patent claims* back in 1994.

    * It could even play midi files. =)

  88. They probably can. by babbling · · Score: 1

    They just need to find some investors. They'll get very rich if they can win a few of those lawsuits.

    There's also the chance of settlements.

  89. What a corrupted system! Even our DNA is patented by Doug52392 · · Score: 1

    I've been watching all this patenting nonsense, it's clearly out of control. Like when IBM patented clicking a checkbox on a computer. Hello? They're just getting a reason to launch a lawsuit against someone.

    To date, I've seen patents on:
    1. Streaming music over the Internet
    2. Our DNA (due to a loophole in the system, DNA that's altered from it's natural form (or isolated for studying) isn't considered a living thing. Searching USPTO patents returns over 96,000 matches for "DNA")
    3. Playing a video game over the Internet
    4. Taking a test online

    Just to name a few.

    So the whole thing is hurting us. Scientists can't find the cure to cancer or other conditions because they have to go through a legal process just to be able to study certain DNA. People looking for a get-rich-quick scam can just swoop into the USPTO and patent an idea they know is already being used, then sue the company.

    For instance, take UCLA geneticist Wayne Grody. He was trying to help deaf children. He was conducting clinical tests on Connexin 26, a human gene linked to deafness, hoping it would lead to more effective treatment for kids. Then one day he received a letter from Athena Diagnostics, a Massachusetts based biotech company. They told him they owned the patents to Connexin 26, and he either had to pay Athena thousands of dollars or abandon research. He abandoned research that could have found the cure to deafness due to the fact that he couldn't afford such an outrageous price. This is one of the thousands of stories like this I've heard.

    The system needs to be reformed. I think everyone should write to Congress asking them to completely reform the United States Patent and Trademark Office.

  90. hey it's a recordation device, it's totally legit! by pbhj · · Score: 2, Informative

    The huge number of disjunctives in the claim (not allowed in UK patent applications, they'd need separate "main" claims to ensure clarity) make it hard to determine the true scope - as a UK application I'd say it lacks clarity.

    For example that end clause

    Patent US7321783 claim 1 >>> "said display panel adapted for reproducing images or other data from at least one of said memory or the Internet, said other data including at least one of moving images, combined sounds and moving images, or music with or without images."

    [see eg http://v3.espacenet.com/origdoc?DB=EPODOC&IDX=US2004110545&F=0&QPN=US2004110545%5D

    Can be reduced as a display panel for playing music from a memory. How does a display panel play music? Perhaps this is a feature of recordation (Korean derivation?) devices!

    You might also interpret the need for "connecting to [...] remotely located telephones" as being some sort of direct connection; this doesn't appear to be in the spec and so the claim would need clarifying to show this isn't the case.

    However, looking at the HP OmniGo 700LX as a suggested citation - not withstanding the clarity issues - this is a palmtop for external attachment of a cellphone. The case in point is distinct in claiming "a cellphone provided in said housing" and in context and in light of teh description this appears to mean that it's a single integrated device and not an attachable unit.

    Again wrt the OmniGo citation the claim 1 requires "at least one of (1) voice controlled dialing, (2) a wireless earphone or (3) a wire connection jack earphone with a microphone for operation of the mobile entertainment and communication device;" I don't think any of those 3 features is mentioned in that disclosure. Indeed the drafting "for operation of the mobile entertainment and communication device" suggests [I'd need to study the description in detail for this part] that the wireless-earphone or jack-wired-earphone-mic would have to be used to control ("for operation") the device.

    Other devices like the Nokia 9210 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nokia_9210) didn't have wireless earphones nor jack-wired mics it appears. Indeed were there any phones with wireless earphones before bluetooth?

    My brief look at the spec suggests they really thought the invention was the use of a memory card that you could download music from the 'net on to. But that's an instant opinion, similarly I only really looked at claim 1, other claims may be broader. Glancing at claim 10 (for example) I see it's drafted badly for the patent owner too ... that's an awful narrow claim. My gut suggests that file wrapper estoppel will be involved somewhere, that the application slipped through based on some statement made about the invention that isn't explicit in the evidence we have here.

    I'm just a failed UK patent examiner though so what would I know! - yeah I know I must be an idiots idiot, hey.

  91. Frivolous lawsuits: a risk for the prosecution? by Cyborg+Ninja · · Score: 1

    Will launching a frivolous lawsuit such as the ones described in this article ever be a risk for a company or lawyer? Do we have something in place to protect the system from being abused? Or are we just holding out hope that the patents won't be given in the first place? I really hope something will be done about the poor state of the US legal system, and soon. Are there any other countries in the world that have similar problems?

  92. Yes, everyone. by DrYak · · Score: 1

    The patent was filed in 2000.

    I just can't think of a tech show in the late 90s that DID NOT feature at least 3 different demos of some such convergence PDA that the companie promised to bring into market any moment soon.
    2000, that's after the PalmOS-based PDA, Windows CE based PDA, the Newton, Dreamcast's VMU memory/console hybrids, and tons of other palm-sized gadgets have all been available for quite some time.

    Granted, as some other /.er pointed in this thread, back then miniaturisation wasn't advanced enough cram every single mentioned in the patent (media, photo, GPS, Wifi, Bluetooth, Internet, Storage, etc. I think "portable gaming console" and "barcode reader" are the only functions they forgot to mention) all together inside a mobile phone case, but a lot of companies already had a couple of them already and were showing at each possible occasion, mock-ups of future products that promised to cram even more function and to be released into market any time soon.

    In fact it's much harder to think about a company that DID NOT had Piror Art on this patent.
    (Hum.... Caterpilar, maybe ? Or maybe not. Possibly they had had some partnership with some rugged PDA maker like Symbol...)

    And that's only about actual device. Now add the abundant mention in science fiction of such portable device, and you realize that a multi-function PDA is something completely plain fucking obvious and fails the "non trivial" requirement for a patent.

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    1. Re:Yes, everyone. by Z00L00K · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Actually - to put an end to this - if a patent fails the patent office shall be equal liable to pay any costs arisen from giving an invalid patent.

      This patent should have been dropped dead due to both prior art and obviousness. I just hope that the courts are going to dismiss the claims completely.

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    2. Re:Yes, everyone. by jefu · · Score: 1

      if a patent fails the patent office shall be equal liable to pay any costs arisen from giving an invalid patent

      So the taxpayers should pay? And making the examiners pay is not likely to work well either.

    3. Re:Yes, everyone. by Z00L00K · · Score: 1
      Not necessarily - it will dig into the account of the patent office if a patent isn't scrutinized enough, and that means that the patent fees probably have to rise to cover for it to some extent, but it also means that the all too generous granting of troll-patents will decrease considerably.

      The worst losers here will be the patent lawyers.

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  93. ingenious! by cas2000 · · Score: 1


    what an ingeniously fool-proof way to commit suicide - deliberately piss off a large herd of enormous elephants.

  94. 1994: IBM Simon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The IBM Simon was a smartphone with a PCMCIA slot for memory, able to send faxes, built in modem and terminal app. Except for power everything was done on the full front LCD display. It could also play midi files. =)

    Except for video playback it seems pretty prior art to me.

  95. Can't wait to tell the guys! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow I never thought we would get mentioned on Slashdot for doing this!

  96. In other news... by Buscape · · Score: 1

    Grog patents the wheel. Hilarity ensues.

  97. All right, Congress! by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    You got us into this mess. Now it's about time you got us out of it.

    Honestly, if you keep this up sooner or later it's going to be open season on lawyers.

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    1. Re:All right, Congress! by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Idiot ! The duty of the congress is to get us into this shit first, grab campaign money from corporates, make some changes, get reelected on promising to do more, get more money, make more changes...
      You asking congress to get us out of this shit now, is equal to EU shouting at Microsoft to stop its monopoly tactics right now.

      Actually microsoft hs a better chance of listening to EU since they have financial loss if not done so.

      Congress critters on the other hand only lose a few votes and none of the money.

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  98. Re:What a corrupted system! Even our DNA is patent by Kiro · · Score: 1

    weird; "purely philosophical" pursuits don't count as infringement. If there was a commercial aspect to Grody's work then it's a different matter.

  99. Perfect Timing For IBM Lawyers by maz2331 · · Score: 1

    Since the SCO case is all but dead, this is a windfall for those folks representing IBM. They are all spun up, have the teams in place and hitting on all cylinders, and no racetrack. Until now that is.

    IBM doesn't take kindly to extortionists. They prefer to spend tens or hundreds of millions just to grind them through the gears of the legal system instead. I wonder if the troll has the fiscal backing to actually win a legal war of attrition with IBM? Especially if IBM can ally with some others in this suit and really put forth the legal version of an all out armored division blitz backed by air support?

    Maybe Groklaw will pick up on this one too. PJ needs something to replace the death throes of SCO with.

    1. Re:Perfect Timing For IBM Lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not to be a jerk off but the blitz was the air raid of england in 1940. Perhaps a blitz with ground support.

  100. Stop the future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are really fighting the start of the third digital bubble aren't they? Its just Old Money vs. New Money again...

  101. RAWFULCOPPTERS by dellcom · · Score: 1

    wow i love my country, maybe i should put in my patent for the wheel and bi-pedal locomotion

    See this is what happens when the writers go on strike, we have to create our own entertainment...

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  102. A set of laws made by lawyers, for lawyers... by knarf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    And here we see again what happens when laws are made by lawyers, for lawyers. Anyone who looks for the lawyers in shining armour who will knock these leeches into pulp come the next day fail to see the point. As far as the lawyers are concerned the law does fullfill its intended purpose by making society fully dependent on their 'services'. Kind of like the way rat catchers in days gone by might have spread rats through the city, thereby creating panic and calls for their service.

    A politician who wrote a law which stated that from this point in time on anyone who wished to engage in economical activity could not do so until he paid due to his party would immediately be recognized for what she is. A lawyer writing a similar law telling the public to pay due to their caste is for some strange reason not recognized for what he is.

    In many countries it is practice to have a civilian head the armed forces. This is supposed to ward off the danger of having those armed forces take over the government. A similar construction might help to avoid creating the current abysmal state of (parts of) the legal system which has turned into a sort of social security for the legal caste. Sure, lawyers will still be needed to work on the nitty-gritty details - like soldiers deployed on the battlefield. But in the same way as most societies do not tolerate those soldiers to impose a constant state of emergency and military rule those societies should not tolerate a constant state of legal emergency.

    Laws should be written to benefit society as a whole. Not just to feed part of it.

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    1. Re:A set of laws made by lawyers, for lawyers... by joto · · Score: 1

      In deed. Plato was right. Only philosophers should be allowed to rule the state. Democracy is to dangerous and unstable.

    2. Re:A set of laws made by lawyers, for lawyers... by celle · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This country did have an amendment to that effect that was passed by the states in 1812 but not formerly recognized as such. The text still sits in the smithsonian with a article that it failed to pass. Amazing its on the record that the necessary number of states voted yes for it and the lawyers used a bureaucratic excuse to block it from eliminating them. Funny how it disappeared during the civil war to be replaced by the emancipation proclamation too. It would have kept lawyers out of government and deported them if they lobbied for a foreign power. The very kind of lawyer problems we have now it would have prevented.

  103. Re:What a corrupted system! Even our DNA is patent by joto · · Score: 1

    Then again, you should never trust what you hear on teh Intarweb. Just because this guy tells the story that way, doesn't mean that that's actually what happened, I'm sure Athena Diagnostics has a somewhat different story. That doesn't mean the patent system isn't fucked though, it surely is!

  104. Nazgul??? by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    The fact that IBM's lawyers are colloquially known as 'Nazgul' should probably be more worrying to them. Nazgul is a Middle-Eastern name meaning "Shy Rose" or "Delicate Flower" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazgul. IBM's lawyers might not take kindly to being called a bunch of pansies, and are possibly preparing a number of defamation suits.

    Or did you mean Nazgûl? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nazg%C3%BBl
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  105. I did most of that in the mid 90s by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "It's a patent for a mobile phone with removable storage, an internet connection, a camera and the ability to download audio or video files.
    In the mid 90s I held a customer facing role at Ericsson, and as such had to use the very latest and greatest model of Ericsson phones always. And also had to upgrade to a new one everytime a new model was released.
    1, removable storage :"It's a patent for a mobile phone with removable storage, an internet connection, a camera and the ability to download audio or video files. I really really liked the Ericsson 388 model since this was the first model that had some IrDA similar infrared connection that could link up to a PC and use proprietary software to up/down-load the address book! This was really nice since it made it so much easier when upgrading to a new phone, so easy to transfer the address book to the new phone. Yeehah.
    Prior to E388, there were models like E337 which were nice but didnt have a way to link it with a PC.
    In order to "migrate" the address book you would have to manually select a subset of all phone book listings stored on the phone and transfer them to the SIMM card. (The phone could store hundreds of entries while the SIMM card could only really host some 10-20 entries) Then you moved the SIMM over to the new pohone and copied them from the SIMM into the new phones serial-eeprom.
    10-20 entries at a time.
    The simm card is removable. The simm card was used to store data to move over to a different device. the simmcard was removable storage.

    Removable storage for a handheld phone. Available in E337 and earlier modes since 1995 or so. TICK.

    2, internet connection SMS. There were legions of "internet gateways" to link internet websites to SMS so you could use some "modified" services from the internet by sending SMS and then get an SMS back. Some of those were simple searches. Others were a SMSWebserverSMS application I wrote myself and ran for select ericsson employees where by sending "magic" SMS messages to a certain host, would result in a webserver searching the internet for a stockprice for the SMS provided share and send an SMS back to the user. this was in 1996.
    Internet connection : TICK.

    3, Download of Audion. These are from the mid 90s as well, well before any phone had any polyphonic capabilities or before anyone had even imagined that they could one day play samples or music.
    You did have single voice, different pitch of BEEP though.
    You could SMS to certain places something like "DUKENUKEM" and they would send you back an SMS of 30-50 characters in ASCII that would "represent" in BEEP BiiP Boop style the title music for DUKENUKEM or other games. You typed these characters into nthe "ringtone generator" and your phone would have a ringtone that in SinclairSpectrum BEEP style in some sense (if you really concentrated) would sound similar to DUKENUKEM.
    I downloaded this to my phone since I was an absolute fan of this game.
    Download audion : TICK.

    For the other : camera or video. No we didnt have this on the phones in the mid 90s. :-(

  106. The department of reduncancy department by edittard · · Score: 1

    At 12:01am Tuesday morning
    Thanks for clarifying that it wasn't 12:01am in the afternoon.
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  107. Why not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why can't you discuss this case? Would you accept it?

    An invention is HOW someone solved the real life problems to get the result stated. This "patent" is a result stated. It doesn't say that it used someone's patent X to solve isochonicity, and then added foo and bar to the equation to enable reliable transfer of data from/to the removable storage to medate the problem that people can REMOVE removalbe storage.

    When stephensons' Rocket was invented, there was a FULL schematic. You could build one from the patent application and schematics. So why does it no longer require a circuit diagram? It can be stylised in the same way as the london underground doesn't show it as it REALLY is but how it's connected.

    1. Re:Why not? by ProfBooty · · Score: 1

      I'm not allowed to discuss the merits of any case, unless it is with the inventor or their representative. All I can say is that its the opinion of the USPTO that the patent is valid until such time that it is demonstrated that the patent is invalid via the courts or reissue/re-exam.

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  108. Re: 3 minutes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do those three minutes count as presentation, or should they laugh longer while they're enjoying themselves?

  109. USPTO new motto by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 1

    No patent left behind!

  110. Good News! by FreeDisk.nl · · Score: 1

    This is actually very good news! Quote: "The best way to rid of a bad law is to enforce it rigorously" Only good can come from this. The US patent system is one of the worst around as it enforces patents like these and software patents. Stop the patents! They no longer do what they were designed to do. They stall businesses and people. They give legal weapons to people who shouldn't have them at all. Time for something else.

  111. Re:Prior art -- SIM card? by One+Childish+N00b · · Score: 1

    Not if you want your device to work, it isn't.

    I would define 'removable storage' as storage I can plug in, write data to, remove and carry on with my device operating normally. Start up a mobile phone over here in the UK without a SIM in it and you'll get a 'SIM not Present' screen and that's as far as you'll get, which means it fails to be 'removable storage' by any sensible definition. Calling it removable storage would make your computer's hard drive removable storage - sure, you *can* remove it, but not if you want your device to function properly.

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  112. Read The Fucking Article by solo1717 · · Score: 1

    Jesus, has anyone actually read the patent? It is not a patent for a smartphone, it is a patent for a smartphone-like personal protection device.

    "The entertainment and communication device also includes various emergency features for use by the person carrying the device. An alarm button 123 is provided and may be activated to produce an audible alarm from the speaker 125 for dissuading an attacker or intruder or activating a silent alarm whereby the cellphone is automatically operated to communicate the emergency condition to a remote telephone, such as by dialing "911" or a private security telephone number or the like. Similarly, one or more sensors 110, such as motion, infrared, ultrasonic, acceleration, sound, light, heat, smoke, carbon monoxide, poisonous gas or the like sensors, are provided with the device 100 and selectively activated for providing either an audible or silent alarm, similar to the functions of the panic alarm button 123 but without requiring operator activation, and the sensors 110 are connected through the sensor reading section 111 to the microprocessor 112 for using any of the functions of the device 100. For example, with the acceleration sensor of sensors 110 activated while a person has the device 100 in an automobile, the sudden deceleration of the automobile in an accident condition would be sensed by the acceleration sensor to cause the microprocessor 112 to dial an appropriate telephone number stored in the dialing memory 113, such as a "911" or a vehicle rescue number, and transmit the emergency as well as the location of the device 100 as determined by a global positioning satellite (GPS) reading section 117 provided with the device, which GPS reading section 117 may also be activated by the panic alarm 123. Further, if the motion sensor or similar sensors 110 are activated and the device 100 is appropriately positioned, for example in a hotel room, the motion and/or presence of an intruder will be sensed and communicated through the sensor reading section 111 to the microprocessor 112 to activate any desired function, such as an audible alarm from the speaker 125, an automatic dialing of a "911" number, operation of electronic camera 102 or infrared camera 106, operation of the microphone 103, operation of the GPS reading section 117 or the like. Similar functions can be performed by the device 100 when any of the other sensors are activated to sense a particular condition, such as heat, smoke, carbon monoxide, poisonous gas or the like. AM/FM radio receivers can optionally be included for entertainment when the alarm system is not in use. The alarm and radio function components can be mounted on the same printed circuit board within housing 100 or on separate circuit boards."

    1. Re:Read The Fucking Article by Tack · · Score: 1

      Why are they suing companies that manufacture typical, non-personal-protection smartphones?

  113. And it can backfire too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lemelson.

    Didn't he patent submarine patents?

    Didn't that help change the rules with respect to when the exclusivity/patent lifetime clock started ticking?

  114. Somebody please think of the shareholders! by tmalone · · Score: 1

    Before this line of reasoning goes too far, won't somebody please think of the shareholders? All they wanted to do was to fund an organization without doing do-diligence to make certain that their money wasn't being used to harm others. What's wrong with that?

    Seriously though, I've always been a fan of the "too fucking bad" legal principle. I forget though, did we get that one from English Common law?

  115. See... I told you! by jskline · · Score: 1

    Nothing but a bunch of greedy underhanded money grubbing lawyers have been turned out by one of our prestigious schools looking for that ever illusive cash-cow! They now think they've found one.

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  116. Re:Prior art -- SIM card? by bishiraver · · Score: 1

    Hey man, my hard drives are hot swappable.

  117. Re:Prior art -- SIM card? by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

    I think removable is more about the ease of removing than being optional. You could not start some early computers without a floppy inserted but that doesn't make the floppy less removable.

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  118. fuckers by ze_jua · · Score: 1

    I expect these people will be killed by someone trying to steal their BlackBerry.

  119. Well, that's kind of the point by Weaselmancer · · Score: 1

    If you introduced any of these ideas as your own to the average consumer, they'd think you were a genius, and be sure that you invented them.

    That's what a patent troll does. Try to pretend that they invented something when they clearly did not, using that exact same methodology.

    And FWIW, shouldn't a patent clerk know more than an "average consumer" - seeing as how they're on the receiving end of most of the cutting edge technology in patent form in the first place?

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  120. Keep Minerva Industries in your prayers! by krapper · · Score: 0
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  121. You still have a chance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's okay, you still have a chance. I don't think you'll get too many claims of prior art.....

    -Tavis

  122. Re:Prior art -- SIM card? by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

    Many smartphones allow the phone side of things to be disabled, and should be able to work in non-phone mode without a SIM. My Treo 650 certainly allows that - in fact you can hotplug the SIM.