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  1. And H1Z1 is the most shitty piece of shit that ever shat. Fuck you, Sony & Daybreak Games.

  2. And that meaning changed since Roman times. Actually, it gained an additional one.

    Guess what: Language develops. Let's ask someone who should know.

    You're pointing to MW as an authority? The clowns who decreed that "literally" means the exact opposite of "literally"? These retards are shitting on the language. Every year they jump up and down about "new words" that some 10-14 year olds are spouting being made "official" by slapping them into their dictionary.

    Language changes, yes. Not all change is good. Any change that adds ambiguity, such as by significantly altering the meaning of an existing and used word, is in fact detrimental to the language as it makes it more difficult to use for its only purpose - communication.

  3. I use alcohol. No superbug thrives in alcohol.

    Bullshit. Take a look at any trailer park in Florida.

  4. Re: the aim is to reach consensus of opinion on Wikipedia's 'Ban' of 'The Daily Mail' Didn't Really Happen (theoutline.com) · · Score: 1

    An angry virgin admin or prolific editor takes over a Wikipedia page and fervently reverts any edits he doesn't like, throws a hissy fit on the talk page, often citing ambiguous rules or guidelines that he doesn't apply to his own edits, then locks the page from editing due to "abuse".

    This happens all the fucking time any any page remotely related to anything political or controversial.

  5. Re:Look, its the Rainbow Connection! on TED Wants To Remind Us That Ideas -- Not Politicians -- Shape the Future (qz.com) · · Score: 1

    And just how many ugly people have you watched masturbate?

    Just you.

  6. Re:Make America Great on Trump To Overhaul H-1B Visa Program To Encourage Hiring Americans (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    That went to the inauguration fund. It's nothing unusual. Venezuela did it because they want the US to ignore the strife going on over there. Yet the White House issued a "fuck you" statement. So where's the beef?

    Hillary can't have the emolument clause held against her now, but she was a candidate for the same office and was engaged with far worse dealings than Trump has even been accused of. She was proven to engage in pay-to-play bullshit with the money going to her personal piggy bank in the name of the Clinton Foundation.

  7. Skype was broken and completely insecure when MS bought it.
    The first thing MS did was give Uncle Sam complete and direct backdoor access to every single Skype call.

    And no, they haven't gotten around to fixing the unintentional security holes.

  8. One of the few things CA has gotten right.

  9. Re:TRIZ on Ask Slashdot: What Are Good Books On Inventing, Innovating and Doing R&D? · · Score: 3, Funny

    it's means it is.

    It's been nice proving you wrong.

  10. Re: Seriously? on Silicon Valley's $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2

    But that's not all!
    Call today and we'll take care of the first payment.
    That's right, you'll get everything you see here - the Juice-a-Matic 9000, the easy-clean removable cups with 4 colored lids for each member of the family, Dr. Cuntz's premium recipe book with dozens of delicious, healthy smoothie recipes for a better life, and the bonus coupon book with up to $500 in savings - all for just 6 easy payments of $19.99.

    But before we give you the number to call and place your order, I want to offer you all one last thing. Because we know you'll love your Juice-a-Matic 9000, and because we know your family and friends are going to love it, we're going to send you a second Juice-a-Matic 9000 to give to a friend or family member, for free. You just pay separate shipping and handling; ask your operator for details.

    Are you ready to start juicing your way to a healthier, more active lifestyle? Are you ready to lose weight and enjoy the health benefits that will come with daily use of the Juice-a-Matic 9000? Are you ready for your kids to be excited by drinking delicious, healthy fruit and vegetable smoothies? If you are, call the number on your screen now, and get ready to live your life the Juice-a-Matic way! Operators are standing by.

  11. I knew what this would be before I clicked on it and I still thoroughly enjoyed it.

  12. Re:They've compartmentalised the renderer? on Newest Firefox Browser Bashes Crashes (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    Apps, apps, apps! LUDDITE !

  13. Re: Firefox dropping support for older hardware. on Newest Firefox Browser Bashes Crashes (cnet.com) · · Score: 1

    TLS 1.whatever support to connect to whatever site/device that runs some shitty java applet?
    Basically, the other side of the "keep an old portable version of a browser to connect to SSLvBroken shit like your HP switch" coin.

  14. Re:Make America Great on Trump To Overhaul H-1B Visa Program To Encourage Hiring Americans (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Please detail how and where, with numbers.
    Also perform the same exercise with Hillary Clinton and the Clinton Foundation.

  15. Re:Seriously? on Silicon Valley's $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 0

    Why would I eat lettuce?

  16. Re:That still utterly fails on Physicists Detect Whiff of New Particle At the Large Hadron Collider (sciencemag.org) · · Score: 1

    But it's not done that way, even when nobody is watching,

    How would you know? If you know how something is done then you were necessarily observing it in some fashion, however indirect.

  17. And the Jew/Christian/Muslims were right that He created the universe by speaking the words...

    And then the Lord said, "BRB bio", but when he returned everything was fucked up.

  18. Sometimes the hardware does not respond within spec. I've fallen through the map in first person shooters before. I've falling through the map in WoW even. He's not wrong that there is precedent for this.

    Falling through the map is still within the simulation. Have you ever had Mario jump out of the screen and start flicking your bean?

  19. Re:Look, its the Rainbow Connection! on TED Wants To Remind Us That Ideas -- Not Politicians -- Shape the Future (qz.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    Watching a TED talk is like watching an ugly person masturbate while proclaiming they invented masturbation, or that everyone else is masturbating incorrectly, or some other such nonsense. And they expect you to applaud when they finish.

  20. Re:Not what I expected on Silicon Valley's $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Sounds like you have a relatively unusual issue. For most of the human race, a reasonable amount of fiber (with enough liquid consumption) helps to promote digestive transit time and softens stool.

    Nope, this is bullshit. It was recently "debunked", and it was recently on Slashdot. (It's always been bullshit and anyone with a brain knows it - fiber does the exact opposite of what they said it did.)

  21. Re:Seriously? on Silicon Valley's $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 0

    Yup. Kale is a trash crop for trash people. Fuck kale. (And fuck quinoa too!)

  22. Re:Seriously? on Silicon Valley's $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Why squeeze at all? Just cut the bag open and pour it all out (more than the machine can extract) into a glass.
    If there's some straining / dicing action happening at the neck of the bag, feel free to use a strainer or blender.

  23. Re:Seriously? on Silicon Valley's $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Nope.
    It was $699 and no one bought it. It's not $399 and no one is buying it. It's a massive failure.

  24. Re:Seriously? on Silicon Valley's $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 2

    those Tech Billionaires must have thought "yeah I'd drop $400 on this" but forgot to test the market

    No, they thought "Yeah, I'd drop $699 on this.".
    $399 is the "Oh shit, no one is buying these", fire sale price.

  25. Re:Seriously? on Silicon Valley's $400 Juicer May Be Feeling the Squeeze (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Err...why would anyone need a bag of stuff to juice?

    It is so simple (and I'm guessing more economical) to go to the grocery store and get some veggies and/or fruits and throw down a regular juicer.

    Hell, I have a Breville multi-speed one for about $200....why would someone buy a $400 machine that requires you to buy prepackaged produce to be squeezed out of it...?

    How did so many people think this was a bright idea?

    I guarantee you this is how they attracted investors: "It's the Keurig of juicers."