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  1. Propaganda! on HyperCard, What Could Have Been · · Score: -1

    Hypercard was just a bunch of cards with text, that's all! It died because it was lame! http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  2. VISTA IS SAFE! on Hiding a Rootkit In System Management Mode · · Score: -1

    Vista running with WGA and all of our protections is safe 66.8% of the time! That's 22% better than XP http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  3. SOME! JUST SOME! on XP SP3 Crashes Some AMD Machines · · Score: -1, Troll

    SOME, at all or a lot! Who uses AMD cr@p anyways? http://fakesteveballmer.blogspot.com/

  4. You Get what you pay for! on Cheap New GeForce 8800 GT Challenges $400 Cards · · Score: 0

    warning people!

  5. iTunes Killer! on Hulu Launches With Few YouTube Killing Qualities · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Apple Voted Most Consumer Unfriendly! It did not suprise me at all that Mr. JOBS' stock is taking a huge hit! The public is starting to see through his shananagans (thanks in large measure to this website). For the uninitiated here are just a few: 1. Droping the iPhone price by $200! The public demands stable pricing of our products, large price increases are forgivable but drastic cuts only makes everyone feel like fools! 2. Running NBC away! Consumers want value to their products, NBC wanted to add value by increasing the cost of shows, Apple screwed you by not making your favorite shows more valuable. 3. A myriad of iPod Options! (see previous post) .... You get the idea. Apple is unfair to both retailers and consumers. They insist that your products be cheap! I know most of you are as insulted by this as we at MS are. Boycott APPLE! Vote for value with your wallets!

  6. They will run Windows 7 too! on Handheld Supercomputers in 10-15 Years? · · Score: 1

    By then there will be no other OS!

  7. Would have worked on the moon! on Lunar Lander Challenge Ends in Fire, Disappoinment · · Score: 1

    No Fire!

  8. Vista is BULLETPROOF! on AntiVirus Products Fail to Find Simple IE Malware · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The Death of 3rd Party Security Vultures and Such! McAfee Inc., Trend Micro Inc., CA Inc. and especially Symantec, ... say goodnight! We are about to announce MS ForeFront 2.0! Let me make it clear that while I have tolerated these "anti-virus" vendors for years, something about their very existence has not set very well with me. I mean, having a bunch of multi-million dollar companies that depend solely on there being bugs, leaks, holes, exploitables, mistakes, oversights and problems in Windows dosen't speak very well of Microsoft. They are like carrion, buzzards, jackels, ... protecting a rotten carcass from other smaller vermin. They always argue, "But, Bu-bu-but you need us!", maybe that was true in the past, but no longer! VISTA IS BULLETPROOF! None of these quacks bag of tricks are any longer necessary! Between WGA and Forefront the OS and Genuine MS apps are totally impervious to attack! They are so secure that many times even the registered owners have trouble gaining access to the computer! So then how could any hacker? These vultures will kick, choke and whine as the user-base realizes this truth, but I say good riddance, your success reflected badly on us anyway.