have some fun and edit the document.
for instance change the text to say...
"A. Employee shall promptly and fully be treated as God on earth and be given everything imaginable [Company] any inventions, improvements, discoveries, operating techniques, or "know-how", whether patentable or not (hereinafter referred to as "Inventions"), conceived or discovered by Employee, either solely or jointly with others, during the course of Employee's employment with [Company], or within six (6) months thereafter."
If the president of the USA can have signing statements why not you?
Make yourself their new CEO
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have some fun and edit the document. for instance change the text to say... "A. Employee shall promptly and fully be treated as God on earth and be given everything imaginable [Company] any inventions, improvements, discoveries, operating techniques, or "know-how", whether patentable or not (hereinafter referred to as "Inventions"), conceived or discovered by Employee, either solely or jointly with others, during the course of Employee's employment with [Company], or within six (6) months thereafter." If the president of the USA can have signing statements why not you? Make yourself their new CEO