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Non-Compete Agreement Beyond Term of Employment?

stellar7 writes "I work in IT for a large company. They have recently asked me to sign a new non-compete and confidentiality agreement. I signed an agreement when I began employment, but now they want me to sign an updated one. Behind the link are a few paragraphs from the new agreement. It states that the company has a royalty-free license to any 'Invention' I create including up to six months after leaving (and the company fully owns any Invention that relates to the company in this same period). Has anyone signed a similar agreement that reaches beyond the end of employment and includes things not related to the business?"
A. Employee shall promptly and fully disclose in writing to [Company] any inventions, improvements, discoveries, operating techniques, or "know-how", whether patentable or not (hereinafter referred to as "Inventions"), conceived or discovered by Employee, either solely or jointly with others, during the course of Employee's employment with [Company], or within six (6) months thereafter.

B. Employee shall, on the request of [Company], and hereby does, assign to [Company] all of Employee's right, title and interest in any of the Inventions which relate to, or are useful in connection with, any aspect of the business of [Company], as carried on or contemplated at the time the Invention is made, whether or not Employee's duties are directly related thereto. [Company] shall be the sole and absolute owner of any of the Inventions so assigned. Employee shall perform any further acts or execute any papers, at the expense of [Company], which it may consider necessary to secure for [Company] or its successors or assigns any and all rights relating to the Inventions, including patents in the United States and foreign countries.

C. [Company] shall be the sole judge as to whether the Inventions are related to or useful in connection with any aspect of the business of [Company] as earned on or contemplated at the time the Invention is made and as to whether patent applications should be filed in the United States or in foreign countries.

D. [Company] shall have the option of taking a permanent, royalty-free license to manufacture, use, and sell any of the Inventions conceived or discovered by Employee during the course of Employee's employment with [Company], or within six (6) months thereafter, that are not assigned to [Company] under paragraph B. of this Agreement.

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  1. Yes, I Signed One by Skeetskeetskeet · · Score: 1, Funny

    When I left Microsoft I was told that I was not to divulge the secrets of Microsoft Bob or Windows ME until the year 2050. FIRST!

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    1. Re:Yes, I Signed One by ozmanjusri · · Score: 2, Funny
      I was told that I was not to divulge the secrets of Microsoft Bob or Windows ME until the year 2050

      Understandable.

      They've distilled the usability of Bob and the stability of ME into Vista....

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  2. ask a lawyer by Trailer+Trash · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Seriously, ask a lawyer, not slashdot. I highly doubt a contract like that is enforceable (seriously, they own work you create for your next employer?) but I would talk to a lawyer. And I wouldn't even think of signing it.

    1. Re:ask a lawyer by belmolis · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The answer is going to vary from state-to-state and presumably from country to country. California, for example, has laws that greatly reduce the effect of non-compete agreements, but many other states do not. Furthermore, the question of whether they can insist that you sign a new agreement as a condition of continued employment will depend on whether you are in an "at will" jurisdiction or not.

    2. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You know... it's a curious thing we citizens of supposedly 'free nations' are expected to happily yield increasingly large amounts of our freedom...

      Personally, I'd invite the company droog in question to shove something sharp and unpleasant into whichever part of their anatomy would cause them the most discomfort, and then work somewhere civilised.

    3. Re:ask a lawyer by mrbluze · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Seriously, ask a lawyer, not slashdot. I highly doubt a contract like that is enforceable (seriously, they own work you create for your next employer?) but I would talk to a lawyer. And I wouldn't even think of signing it. A friend of mine had to sign one in order to start work at Agilent / HP. They can't really 'own' you, but because they own any ideas you come up with during your time at the company, they can screw you for any derivations on your previous work .. at least they say they can. I haven't heard of a case where this was challenged in court, but frankly, any company that wants this from an employee shouldn't have an employee. I think it was Oscar Wilde who said something like, "If this is how the Queen treats per prisoners, then she doesn't deserve to have any!".
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    4. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 4, Funny

      And I wouldn't even think of signing it.
      Good luck on your job search. Keep us updated.

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    5. Re:ask a lawyer by imp · · Score: 5, Informative

      While the answer varies from state to state, I'll quote what my lawyer told me when I took him one of these employment agreements. "Warner, never hesitate to sign a vague, badly drafted employment agreement." Basically, for my situation, the upshot was that the agreement was so vague as to what it covered that read literally one would have to tell the company everything I ever thought. New idea for a flavoring for brownies, tell the company. New sexual position to try with the wife, tell the company. Plot for a sitcom staring 13th century spanish cardinals talking about the philosophical conundrum the Islamic occupation of the Iberian peninsula presented, tell the company. Clearly, no court in its right mind would enforce such an over-reaching and broad contract.

      In addition, certain states, such as California, have laws that say, as a matter of public policy, that if you do something on your own time with your own resources, you own it.

      Also, since you didn't post the entire agreement, there's no way to know if there's anything else in it that might be bad, or worse than what's presented here.

      However, without having both a license to practice law, or the entire text of the document in question, the above is prelude to the following non-legal advice: See a lawyer. It cost me about $300 when I needed to get a couple of different documents reviewed.

    6. Re:ask a lawyer by stormj · · Score: 5, Informative

      Not enforceable in California. Bus & Prof Code Section 16600.

    7. Re:ask a lawyer by Wandrecanada · · Score: 1

      If you know the history of the mouse peripheral you'll note that this is exactly what happened to the creator. Many people lose millions to this type of corporate hijinks all the time. If you can possibly avoid this DO NOT SIGN it. They can even take your royalty profits if you invent or patent an item without their financial help from your basement.

    8. Re:ask a lawyer by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've had such agreements placed before me before. I specifically demanded that they be removed, and that I have specific assurances to the contrary. One time I even got it.

      I wouldn't sign such an agreement with anyone, personally. Money is too easy to find to justify indenturing yourself in such a way just for a job.

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    9. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they are that domineering then fuck with them.

      If it's required for continued employment, then ask them what you get that would be considered a fair value for your trade. If they state nothing, then take a copy home and do not sign it. When, later, they ask you for the signed copy, inform them that you never signed it and are not getting anything from the signing of it. They are free to fire you, however you *will* take this to the unemployment office to get full compensation as it is illegal to your employer has fired you for an outright illegal reason.

      Spread the word around the office. I find mismanagement to be one of the messiest things known to mankind.

    10. Re:ask a lawyer by littlerubberfeet · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I have dealt with some smaller music contracts that are 25 pages. 5 of those pages are definitions. Definitions are where artists either get screwed or get well-paid.

      I have had glimpses of financial deals between large (Fortune 50, yes, five zero, not five hundred) financial institutions. One contract ran 30 pages. The definitions for it ran almost 100 pages.

      The point is, talk to a lawyer. It is worth the $300-$500 it will cost.

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    11. Re:ask a lawyer by F'Nok · · Score: 1

      My current employer had a similar clause in the contract he wanted me to sign when I started.
      I made a point of reading the contract (at work, it's done for the company so it's on company time) fully while he was present, asking pointed questions about anything vague I felt may be used against me later (like overtime provisions, 'agreed' holiday periods, and time in leu) and when I saw the clause in question that was similar to that I asked him what its purpose was.

      I then explained why a standard 'non-compete' and/or 'conflict of interest' clause was more than sufficient to protect his rights and that the additional clause was overbearing and I wasn't comfortable with it as it made me feel as though my job wasn't secure - the clause could be abused to terminate contract.

      I didn't cross it off - I made him do so and sign the modified document. I don't think he was too impressed at having to do so, but employment is a negotiation.

      Some employers will be miffed that you dared to alter the contract, whilst others may be impressed at your skills - especially if you do this on the spot and with them present. Remember, it's easy to have them send you a copy of the contract in advance, take it to a laywer, and then 'read it' in front of your employer for effect. Why do they need to know you read it in advance, "Oh I hadn't had a chance to review it yet, I'll just read over it now."

      Also one thing to keep in mind; anything blatently illegal you should just let slide. If they challenge you on it later you can simply show that the clause is illegal and have it struck out. In the mean time your employer will be operating under false assumptions - and that gives you an ace if things go sour.

      I'm in Australia and I've done this several times, each time successfully. I am not a laywer, YMMV.

    12. Re:ask a lawyer by F'Nok · · Score: 1

      laywer? It appears someone has been fooling with the auto-correct here!

    13. Re:ask a lawyer by LonghornXtreme · · Score: 1

      Yes definitely consult a lawyer. IANAL, but there are usually statutory limits to the length of non competes and these vary by jurisdiction. Also, the non compete could possibly be linked to the uniform trade secrets statute that many jurisdictions have adopted. A lawyer should be able to fix this up for you for 30 minutes to 120 minutes. Heck I bet you could easily negotiate a flat fee with your lawyer as this isn't that in depth of a research task.

    14. Re:ask a lawyer by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Good luck on your job search.

      Parent was modded funny, and I really hope he was joking, but if you really prefer to sign away your freedoms than to stay unemployed for a couple of months, then that explains why the US is so screwed up.

    15. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If they state nothing, then take a copy home and do not sign it. When, later, they ask you for the signed copy, inform them that you never signed it and are not getting anything from the signing of it. They are free to fire you, however you *will* take this to the unemployment office to get full compensation as it is illegal to your employer has fired you for an outright illegal reason.
      Nobody wants to fight that fight. Most employees with families need to know that paycheck will keep coming, so they won't do anything to jeopardize that. The reality is many of these contracts are unreasonable and would be seen as such by a judge, so it's easier to sign and worry about the consequences later. Most of the time there are no consequences, but you can always take precautions to minimize the chance. Things like making sure your next employer is not a direct competitor or not telling co-workers where you're going. Make-up a story and lie. They generally won't question you too much if your lie sounds plausible. The less your current employer knows, the lower the chance of being pursued.

      I know of 3 people my last employer sued, but to be honest, they deserved to get sued. They went to work for highly visible competitors who had exactly the same type of product (and they were sales people, not developers). One even tried to take his client list with him. Bad idea.

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    16. Re:ask a lawyer by bm_luethke · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I knew someone about 10-15 years ago that it happened too - they lost (in Tennessee).

      Of course, not being a lawyer I can't say - however I rather suspect it is quite enforceable if you create something the company works on. That is - if you work for Microsoft and you invent some nifty software at home you have little to stand on (especially if you are a software engineer). I think it would be fairly easy for them to argue that you, at the very least, used company resources to learn and you are payed to write software (effectively the case of the person I mentioned above). The further away you go from there I simply do not know - I know that some places hire you as a "researcher" to make that as broad as possible. As to how enforceable that is I would guess it would depend on your state (and the one case I personally know of is old enough new laws may vary well have been passed).

      I'm also under the impression that short term non-competes are pretty much enforceable. While I didn't personally know any people who fought them, there were quite a number of news stories about such contracts during the DotCom bubble. Many had *permanent* non-competes, that was obviously unenforceable, but the trade mags said that the limited, reasonable term stuff was. Reasonable being up to the judge and state legislature and of course a state may very well totally nullify such things too.

      Of course, were I the OP I would get a lawyer to look at it - there should at least be some monetary compensation for those six months if the company was the one to decide to terminate the position. I rather suspect that the "all inventions" clause could be re-worded to where both sides are happy.

      In both cases I can see the point of the employer - they do not want you to have advance internal knowledge of their product, quit, and go "sell" yourself to their main competitor (and that could very well happen given how much some software is worth, how much money several companies have, and that those companies aren't the most honest places on the planet). I can also see why a software company would feel they own your software if you are a software engineer, they are paying you to do that and there is no way you can totally separate yourself from the company.

      Of course if they terminate your employment with them then they should not be able to detain you from earning an income for those six months nor should they own a lawnmower blade you made if you are a software engineer.

      Normally such things *can* be negotiated without a big hassle.

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    17. Re:ask a lawyer by DELNI-AA · · Score: 1

      I agree. I would only sign that if the company would pay me full salary and benefits corresponding to 6 months work.

    18. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 3, Informative

      he
      God, I hate that. It's she.

      but if you really prefer to sign away your freedoms than to stay unemployed for a couple of months, then that explains why the US is so screwed up.
      Anyway. I must believe you don't work in USA then, because I've never seen an IT job without a non-compete requirement in the last 13 years of my career.

      The only difference between this non-compete and non-competes I've signed is their claim of ownership on new products developed after termination, however I've seen non-competes laying claim on very general things from everything created after hours to things created on your personal desktop.

      First, it's a bullshit scare tactic. Second, signing doesn't mean you're signing your freedoms away. Here, if a contract violates the law, it's unenforceable regardless of your signature. And third, you really have no choice but to sign if you plan to work in USA. I suppose you could find a very small IT company that doesn't push non-competes, but it'll be hard to find that. You won't be unemployed for a "couple of months", you'll be unemployed for YEARS with that sort of search criteria.

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    19. Re:ask a lawyer by Garridan · · Score: 5, Informative

      Yup. I saw that in a contract, told my soon-to-be boss that there was no way in hell that I'd ever sign such a thing, he talked to his lawyer, and we got it stricken from the contract. That easy.

    20. Re:ask a lawyer by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      sued for just leaving to work for a competitor? granted taking a client list or clients with them isn't right, but just leaving to work for someone else should be ok. employment is a competitive industry like any other and so shouldn't be restricted by monopolising peoples opertunities.

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    21. Re:ask a lawyer by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your points, I wouldn't sign such a contract. The basic issue is that it really is not worth going to court to ask if it is legal, and I would be willing to bet that your next employer would rather terminate your employment than end up in such a court battle.

      And BTW, if people are really looking for ways out of that sort of thing, my firm is hiring (send email to chris@metatrontech.com w/resume). Mostly looking for steller Perl programmers (experience with financial software a bonus).

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    22. Re:ask a lawyer by zullnero · · Score: 1

      You do realize, that if people didn't keep signing these things, they wouldn't keep foisting them on us. As long as people think it's better to turn over their own individual rights than lose their jobs, then there isn't going to be any future for any of us in our own career beyond being canned in 10 years for a college grad with "fresher" knowledge.

      The people who run these businesses hire technically skilled, creative folks because they can't do it all on their own and they know it.

    23. Re:ask a lawyer by CarpetShark · · Score: 1

      And I wouldn't even think of signing it.

        Good luck on your job search. Keep us updated.


      Good luck sticking with the company that's shown itself to disrespect your rights, and gradually eat away at them. Keep us updated ;)
    24. Re:ask a lawyer by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      It seems that they are trying to prevent spin-offs, where employer gets a clever idea and starts competing directly with the previous employee.
      The wording of the contract is so draconian thou, that I wouldn't sign that.

    25. Re:ask a lawyer by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 0, Troll

      he
      God, I hate that. It's she.

      but if you really prefer to sign away your freedoms than to stay unemployed for a couple of months, then that explains why the US is so screwed up.

      Anyway. I must believe you don't work in USA then, because I've never seen an IT job without a non-compete requirement in the last 13 years of my career.

      The only difference between this non-compete and non-competes I've signed is their claim of ownership on new products developed after termination, however I've seen non-competes laying claim on very general things from everything created after hours to things created on your personal desktop. First, it's a bullshit scare tactic. Second, signing doesn't mean you're signing your freedoms away. Here, if a contract violates the law, it's unenforceable regardless of your signature. And third, you really have no choice but to sign if you plan to work in USA. I suppose you could find a very small IT company that doesn't push non-competes, but it'll be hard to find that. You won't be unemployed for a "couple of months", you'll be unemployed for YEARS with that sort of search criteria.


      Why do you suppose they get you to sign "non-compete" documents? It's because it's bloody easy to compete if you've got any balls. The US corporate structure is based around keeping people with confidence out, because blustery people who show their throat when they're challenged can be owned heart and soul, and that's what they want.

      Of course, your attitude is very consistent with a chip-on-the-shoulder-feminist, and these sorts of power structures are heaven on earth for such, so it's not surprising you'd look at it that way.

      If you really want to help out, why don't you go pop out some babies so we don't need to have our asses wiped by robot in 40 years time like the Japanese?

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    26. Re:ask a lawyer by daVinci1980 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      God, I hate that. It's she.

      You must not write on the tubes much. Newsflash: if you go to a site that has 95%+ male readership and are surprised when people assume you're male when you have (at best) an ambiguous handle then... Well, I have nothing. You probably get surprised easily. Boo. Did that surprise you? I expect it did.

      I must believe you don't work in USA then

      I work for nvidia. My employment contract said:
      a) Any inventions I invent on my own time with my own equipment are mine.
      b) Any inventions I invent on their time and/or with their equipment are theirs.
      c) I can leave nvidia whenever I want (duh) and go work for whomever I want, on whatever project I want.

      All they ask is that if I'm thinking about leaving, I let them know so they can see if they can make the reason I want to leave go away.

      You can have my job when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.
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    27. Re:ask a lawyer by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      That's rather like a surgeon saying "don't bother with a diet, I can always suck that fat out of your belly with a tube".

      Tell us again why you trust this lawyer? Or does he think he can always win confusing terms to your advantage, instead of being honest with your partners up front?

      I do agree with seeing a lawyer, to nail down the details and see if they're "industry standard" or valid in your state, and what alterations you may need to protect other work you do not on company time.

    28. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The parent seems to represent the reaction of most. It just feels wrong for the dead hand of an old employer to reach into the future and take from you. Since most of the comments thus far have been from those in IT who are affected by agreements by this, I'll share some thoughts from someone who has gone to law school and is a Patent Agent.

      Realize that this isn't a new problem and that this company isn't particularly clever. IP rights have been contracted for by employers for a long time. Any significant employment agreement will address it. But patents are a special case. Unlike copyright's works-made-for-hire which allows a company to have ownership of a copyright of a work they commissioned, patents must be issued to the true inventor (yes, this is a US-centric discussion). So if an employee invents something, how does a company come to own it?

      "The employer has no equity to demand a conveyance of the invention, which is the original conception of the employee alone, in which the employer had no part. This remains the property of him who conceived it, together with the right conferred by the patent, to exclude all others than the employer from the accruing benefits. These principles are settled as respects private employment." United States v. Dubilier Condenser Corp., 289 U.S. 178, 187 (U.S. 1933).

      So that's well and good for inventions totally unrelated to duties within the scope of employment. How about the middle ground? A "shop right" may exist where there's no explicit agreement, but the employee uses the owner's resources to invent something. Thus, the employer may be able to get what appears in subpart D above.

      Now, let's say the employee was hired to invent something. The hired-to-invent doctrine suggests that inventions that are a product of such a relationship should be assigned to the employer. All of this seems to be present in the agreement above.

      So where are the problems? The scope of the agreement. I'm not convinced that the collective's theory that this is invalid as a non-compete is the way to go. (Some people have suggested that this is simply invalid in California. Note also that California severely limits the ability of an employee to dictate the terms of an assignment of patent rights to employers.) So what makes a non-compete invalid? First, it has to be ancillary to some other valid transaction. Here this seems to be the creation of an employment relationship - so we're ok there. Second, the restraint can't protect beyond the employer's legitimate interests or unduly burden the employee or the public. (See REST 2d CONTR 188.) Basically, don't make it too broad or unreasonable. It's clear what the employer is trying to do here: keep you from taking your inventions that they paid for (or what are now their trade secrets) and running with them. They aren't trying to keep you from inventing elsewhere and obviously have no right to those unrelated inventions. This part of the agreement isn't well worded. The thrust of the agreement is: they own what they hired you to invent, even if that inventive step doesn't occur until 6 months down the road. They got you thinking about a particular problem, and the solution may come after business hours while watching TV or after you leave the job. This seems to be within their interests and therefore isn't an impermissible restraint on trade. They aren't trying to stop invention; they just want a return on their investment.

      The executive summary is this: the contract isn't clearly invalid as many have suggested. So I wouldn't just sign it because you think the whole thing is rubbish (or even if you think portions are rubbish that could be blue-penciled out). It's just hard to imagine a scenario where 3 months after leaving the job you come up with an invention that wasn't the result of your employment but would have fit under subpart B that directly relates to your job and what you were working on. These are intellectual property rights and they are paying yo

    29. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      I have no idea why you brought that up. Quite an unexpected interpretation, imo. My profile name is generally a good indicator of gender.

      By the way, English is gender neutral, unlike languages like German or Chinese. In English, it's convention that's gender oriented--not grammar.

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    30. Re:ask a lawyer by butlerdi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In many industries such as advertising often the only reason you get the job is the clients you can bring. This has always been the case in sales, marketing etc.

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    31. Re:ask a lawyer by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      God, I hate that. It's she. Do you prefer to break the entire language to get rid of a anachronism that nobody takes seriously everyday?

      You are missing the point - the first post was written by a woman. I've yet to see a language where you don't use a female pronoun when referring specifically to a woman but I'd be very curious to learn if there is one. I do remember when I was at school that the girls got really pissed off that in german the noun "girl" was neuter (das Mädchen) but even then you still used the female pronoun when talking about a girl.

      Having said that I do get ticked off at the PC attitude that we are supposed to use the feminine pronoun when gender is not determined. English has a gender neutral pronoun, "one", so that's what one should use or if one doesn't like how that sounds then one should stick to the traditional rules of the language. If not then how about we fix some of the other "sexist" gender usage in English and have male countries, male ships etc....err...on second thoughts lets scratch the last idea since since talking about "HMS York and her seamen" is a lot less open to confusion than the alternative!

    32. Re:ask a lawyer by DynamiteNeon · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, have a family member or friend look at the document if they happen to be a lawyer. Barter with them if you have to.

      Fortunately, I just trade with my younger brother and take care of his IT needs occasionally. That, or I threaten him with wedgies.

    33. Re:ask a lawyer by pdwalker · · Score: 0

      The parent poster is correct.

      Vague and overly excessive non compete agreements cannot be enforced. Check with the lawyer who practices in the jurisdiction where the contract is to be enforced.

      Also, they do not have the right to force you onto a new contract if you do not wish it. If they terminate your employment, it will be without cause.

      Stick to your guns.

    34. Re:ask a lawyer by UKRevenant · · Score: 1

      Every employment contract I was ever given had clauses in I did not like. I crossed them out and wrote in my equivalents, trying to give the company basically the same condition just altered to guarantee that my point of view was allowed for.

      Two examples spring to mind ... Firstly as company car driver I did not like the clause that said I had to get the car serviced in my own time. I changed the condition to say I could use a garage of my choice as opposed to the designated company one. I lived a 2 hour drive away and servicing the car would cost me a day of my time otherwise.
      Secondly, there were invention terms in a contract I did not like similar to the OP. I changed them to something along the lines of 'any software created for the company in company time, the company may modify, use, sell and license as they see fit. However, any methods, including code, I come up with to resolve problems belong to me, as if faced with a similar problem in future I will likely use the same techniques to solve it.'

      I go through every contract I sign carefully and have often crossed out terms in credit agreements I disagree with. On a few occasions this has resulted in a discussion to clarify my objections, but has never resulted in the new version being rejected. Also I guess when the sales guy goes off to get a drink while I insist on reading through all of the small print, they may not have paid much attention to the changes only caring that they see my signature and I have dated the document. On two occasions they have tried to enforce terms in credit agreements that I have crossed out, only for them to back down when they see that their copy of the contract no longer says what they thought it did!

      Just my experience, but never sign anything you do not like. Explain what you find objectionable and suggest a rewording that you think you both should be able to live with.

    35. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're crazy: Chinese is even more gender neutral than English...

    36. Re:ask a lawyer by pegdhcp · · Score: 1

      It is not related with this question directly, but in Turkey you can easily sign and forget it. Because your employer has an advantage over you as they are controlling your income, this classifies as "unfair business practice", and no corporate lawyer worth his salt would carry such an agreement to a court of law. I saw a company foolish enough to go to the court, and they ended up paying the double of mentioned penalty to their ex-employee. Such agreements are usually used to intimidate employees. Ask you local lawyer, as always...

    37. Re:ask a lawyer by Lathiat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It's interesting - in Australia non-competes (as in you can't work for another company like ours for 6 months after, etc) are actually unenforceable

      What is enforceable, however, is the company can choose to continue paying your wage for 3-6 months to have you to nothing and otherwise prevent you from working there. They can't just leave you out with no pay unable to work for a company, however

    38. Re:ask a lawyer by Buran · · Score: 1

      Then maybe people should just stop assuming and write in a gender-neutral way. It really doesn't take much effort. "He or she" takes half a second more to type.

    39. Re:ask a lawyer by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You know... it's a curious thing we citizens of supposedly 'free nations' are expected to happily yield increasingly large amounts of our freedom... That only applies if it's a contract between you and the government. The corporation is also free to hire (or not) who they choose to, under whatever conditions they choose to (as permitted by applicable laws, of course). You, in turn, are free not to accept their terms. See, saying things about a "free nation" implies that we're free with respect to the government. It implies nothing about our freedoms with respect to fellow citizens, and businesses run by them.
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    40. Re:ask a lawyer by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      And I wouldn't even think of signing it. Good luck on your job search. Keep us updated.

      Actually, I once successfully challenged a potential employer about an agreement like this. I carefully and calmly explained to their legal department why I thought the agreement was unreasonable and we were able work things out from there. (It revolved around the use of the phrase "course of employment".) This was a multi-billion dollar company, but I found that as long as you raise the issue reasonably without whining, they reciprocated.

    41. Re:ask a lawyer by pla · · Score: 1

      And I wouldn't even think of signing it.
      Good luck on your job search. Keep us updated.


      Joke taken, but on a more serious note, it costs companies a lot of money to hire someone new for any even moderately skilled non-manual-labor position. For a typical mid-career Software Engineer the search itself can cost thousands, signing bonuses and/or headhunters can run into the tens of thousands; and then, the company needs to expect up to six months of sub-optimal performance as the newbie gets familiar with the company's specific proceedures and domain of knowledge, which will also actively reduce the task-specific performance of whatever form of "mentor" the company provides to get the newbie up to speed.

      The FP should keep that in mind (and his own past performance with the company) when deciding whether to sign or give an ultimatum. Just by already working there, he has FAR more leverage than he may realize (and indeed, than the company wants him to realize). He should also consider whether or not he cares - Personally, I wouldn't call six months all that bad (it may take that long to find a non-crap new job anyway), but I would at least push back a bit to test the waters.
    42. Re:ask a lawyer by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      English is gender neutral, but in the interests of saving time and effort, when someone's gender is unknown (and no, I don't think your profile name is a good indicator), you just pick one and go with it, as saying he/she and his/her is rather cumbersome. If someone corrects you, you learn and move on. I've been called both genders in my travels online (only one is correct, go figure :P), and I either corrected the person nicely, or said "Meh, whatever". It's just not worth getting worked up about.

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    43. Re:ask a lawyer by Cobralisk · · Score: 0, Troll

      This just in: You undermine your credibility when you expose your prejudices. Your hostility betrays you.

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    44. Re:ask a lawyer by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      That is - if you work for Microsoft and you invent some nifty software at home you have little to stand on (especially if you are a software engineer). That would be ridiculous (nay, ricockulous) if true. While it's reasonable for Microsoft (or whatever software company) to own whatever software you may write while on the job, even if it's not what you're specifically being tasked to do, what you do at home is your own damn business, not theirs. I dearly hope such a claim would never stand up in court.
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    45. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Actually, I once successfully challenged a potential employer about an agreement like this. I carefully and calmly explained to their legal department why I thought the agreement was unreasonable and we were able work things out from there.
      My employers would work it out too, however only if they felt you were:
      • too highly skilled to lose
      • willing to walk away from the job offer
      • have some prestige or notoriety of sorts
      A good developer won't have those qualities. A great developer with money in the bank might...

      Given all that, you still had to sign a non-compete, abridged or not, even if you were the newly hired hot shot CEO or the lowly office assistant.

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    46. Re:ask a lawyer by optikSmoke · · Score: 1

      God, I hate that. It's she.

      You must not write on the tubes much. Newsflash: if you go to a site that has 95%+ male readership and are surprised when people assume you're male when you have (at best) an ambiguous handle then... Well, I have nothing. You probably get surprised easily. Boo. Did that surprise you? I expect it did.

      Hmm, the tone of her post seemed more annoyed than surprised: annoyed that people assume she's male, annoyed that it will happen again. I would add: annoyed that nerds are wonderfully adept at rationalizing their behaviour, as you have demonstrated.

      By your reasoning, no change of widespread bigotry should ever happen. If a group is being discriminated against because 95% of the population is racist, obviously they should expect that behaviour and stop complaining about it. You know, rather than trying to solve the problem.

      Of course, I suspect the main cause for the various posts reacting against her point is an underlying, subtle sexism that still pervades male nerd culture, combined with a "holier-than-thou" insistence that it could not possibly invade such a "rational" group of people. Thus, the need for people to jump up and quickly rationalize away any such sexism when it inevitably comes to the surface. In my experience, people who think they are rational are often the least rational of all.

    47. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Umm well OK. You're right about Chinese. My fault was asking my Chinese significant other... apparently she hadn't understand my question when I asked her, so she said it was. Although, Chinese does get very detailed when it comes to nouns describing family relationships regarding elder, younger, male, female, in-law, etc.

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    48. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, I'd probably ask them to write in that you get 50 percent of any royalties that the company gets, etc. Or perhaps keep your ideas to yourself, and then suddenly 'discover' them later when you are elsewhere (I mean, who knows when someone will come up with a 'new' idea? ;-)) Or ask for at least tripnle whatever you are making now, plus a signon bonus, etc. Heck, it's all about negotiation! :-)

    49. Re:ask a lawyer by Gideon+Fubar · · Score: 1

      Asking because i honestly want to know, and keeping mind that i don't live in America, so my experiences are totally different..

      don't you feel the slightest bit of hostility from your employer? I mean.. i simply wouldn't want to work for a company that trusted me so little they felt that they had to make me legally obliged to avoid their competitors..

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    50. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 2, Funny

      This just in: You undermine your credibility when you expose your prejudices. Your hostility betrays you.
      That's a bit hyperbolic. I'm curious, what are you smoking?

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    51. Re:ask a lawyer by RobFlynn · · Score: 1

      Your employment contract says what my last one said. Well, when it was first passed out, we had already been working there for a year. THEY pointed out that there was a line that said "anything we invent is theirs" and that they wanted us to read the contract, but not sign it, to let them know if there was anything else we thought they should change. Their lawyer put the wrong line in there. Everything else seemed suitable. They also removed the line about required drug screening, because they felt what we did in our own spare time, as long as it didn't negatively affect work, was none of their business.

      I stayed there for quite some time and only quit because I wanted to start working on my own with a friend.

      I do miss the other job sometimes, though. The income was steady. Now I get to worry about whether or not my clients will stick around... that's not nearly as nice when you're trying to save for a house.

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    52. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      don't you feel the slightest bit of hostility from your employer?
      Only if you get emotional about it. You just have to remember it's business, black and white, nothing personal. They set the loveless tone, so in this age no corporation deserves your loyalty. Always walk on the first better offer--unless it's a severe violation of your non-compete of course.

      Non-competes hinging on very specific products or business functions make sense to me. If you develop a cutting edge system, let's say XYZ, they don't want you jumping next door for the purpose of recreating the system after they've invested a large amount of time and cash. When you build a system, you possess vital information regarding development and domain specific solutions. You can often build the system much faster and much better the second time around. The worst position for a business to be in is spending more for a first generation, inferior system, while the competitor spends less and gets second generation.

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    53. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. "Huge telecom" is going to negotiate a change to my contract related to a non-compete clause and not for anyone else.
      You're clueless, simply clueless. BTW, I did sign an updated contract about a month ago with similar terms, but ...

      my last day of work is this Friday.

    54. Re:ask a lawyer by ultranova · · Score: 1

      That only applies if it's a contract between you and the government. The corporation is also free to hire (or not) who they choose to, under whatever conditions they choose to (as permitted by applicable laws, of course). You, in turn, are free not to accept their terms. See, saying things about a "free nation" implies that we're free with respect to the government. It implies nothing about our freedoms with respect to fellow citizens, and businesses run by them.

      The Government is also run by fellow citizens. It is simply the most powerful organization in the country. It is not in principle different from any other organizations; indeed, a powerful enough corporation is largely indistinguishable from a government, especially in a legal system like the US where the victory in court usually goes to the one with most money.

      Furthermore, freedom of contract is not absolute. As you yourself noted, it is limited by laws. Whether non-compete agreements and "all your inventions are belong to us" are enforceable is subject to those laws, and it is not at all certain that they should be.

      Even in a free country, more than one being can't have absolute freedom simultanously. The question, then, becomes one of finding the right balance. Non-compete agreements limit people's freedom; perhaps it would be best to outlaw them.

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    55. Re:ask a lawyer by ThJ · · Score: 1

      I go with 'they', 'them' and 'their'.

    56. Re:ask a lawyer by hyc · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Been there, done that. Their idiotic agreement would have claimed ownership of *ANY* intellectual property I created, even on my own time and my own gear. And it was so general it would have applied to all the music I've composed for my band, as well as software I wrote in my hobby activities. (Both totally ludicrous; I was still developing on Atari STs back then. Stuff that would have absolutely zero relevance to my day-job enterprise software coding. But it's all "IP" and that contract would have laid claim to it.) I refused to sign, left, and started my own company. Today we market commercial support for the fastest LDAP server in the world, and my code totally obliterates the performance of anything that other company makes. And of course, all my code now is open source. No more proprietary bullshit.

      Some things must never be compromised.

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    57. Re:ask a lawyer by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

      It was not a non-compete, just a we-own-anything-you-invent-while-working-for-us where working-for-us doesn't include my free time.

    58. Re:ask a lawyer by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I've yet to see a language where you don't use a female pronoun when referring specifically to a woman but I'd be very curious to learn if there is one.

      Finnish uses "hän" for persons and "se" for everything else, altought the current trend seems towards using "se" for persons too.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    59. Re:ask a lawyer by stellar7 · · Score: 5, Informative

      I'm the original poster. I spoke to a lawyer, and he told me that in my state this type of contract would hold and that the employer can punish employees in any way for not signing. So, I'm thinking I just need to find a better employer.

    60. Re:ask a lawyer by AVee · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nobody wants to fight that fight. Which is, in a nuttshell, why companies get away with crap like this. Eat it (but then, stop whining about it), or fight the fight. You may very well win.
    61. Re:ask a lawyer by ultranova · · Score: 3, Funny

      Then maybe people should just stop assuming and write in a gender-neutral way. It really doesn't take much effort. "He or she" takes half a second more to type.

      But what about hermaphrodites ? After all, they aren't "he or she", but "he and she". You need to write "he and/or she". But even then you run the risk of offending the odd person who has been born without genitalia of any kind, or perhaps asexual aliens who may be reading Slashdot; so better use "he and/or she or it". But what if the aliens have three genders ? Two of them get referred to as persons - "he" and "she" - while the third is referred to as "it", likening it to an animal or object.

      So, in the interest of political correctness, call everyone "it". It's the only way to guarantee equal verbal treatment of all possible gender combinations, altought it of course still horribly discriminates against nonentities, since "it" can only refer to an entity.

      That, or simply ignore the people who take personal offense when someone doesn't know their gender and doesn't go out of his way to not have to guess.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    62. Re:ask a lawyer by AVee · · Score: 2, Funny

      God, I hate that. It's she. I am not going get into al the arguments about wether or not it was God's fault, or if he is able to fix it. At least not on slashdot.

      But, even though I don't mind the fact that you are a girl (and I supposed this goes for 99.8% of the slashdot readers), if you really hate it that bad you can have that fixed these days. Being a boy isn't as terrible as you may think it is, I for one have quite liked it so far.
    63. Re:ask a lawyer by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Completely without is probably rare, I've also seen none. But I've seen several a lot less draconian. For example, based on my (admittedly small and perhaps biased) sample of US-working friends, it seems pretty common that the claim of ownership is limited to inventions and ideas in the field of business of their company. Which makes the entire thing a lot less draconian.

      I've also not seen contracts asking for ownership of ideas that you have 5 months after you quit. That's batshit insane. Yes, asking that you don't compete with your former employer for the first 6-12 months after quitting is normal. But there's a long step from saying that someone who works for Flickr, say, can't open a competing online-photo-thing in the first year after quitting, and saying that Flickr owns -ALL- ideas he has, alone or with others, for the next 6 months, even if the ideas are -completely- unrelated to whatever he did at Flickr. (let's say he has an idea for a new wheelchair)

      You may not have much choice but to accept -some- kind of noncompete. That's not the same thing as saying you should accept over-the-top non-competes that are wildly out of the ordinary, even for USA.

      You're rigth that some clauses may be thrown out as unenforcable. My personal policy though, is not to agree to stuff I don't agree to. That's just basic honesty for me. I'd feel dishonest if I signed something, knowing full-well that I don't intend to live up to it, because I believe it's unenforcable.

      It's a shame the way things are going in USA currently. More and more like serfdom. Hell you're even getting family-empires, currently on the second helping of Bush, quite likely going on to a second helping of Clinton. Not much like the "American Dream" if you ask me. A real pity too. I love the America that you guys used to be. It breaks my heart to see it getting whittled down, destroyed a little bit more every day. I used to be able to say USA is a great defender of democracy -- with a straigth face. I long for the day where I may again manage that, but I fear it is long in coming.

      You're rigth it's easier to stand up for rights when you're in a strong position of bargaining. It's -SOMEWHAT- easier to be true to your principles when you live in a country with 973 unemployed IT-workers and 7369 open IT-positions. (current numbers as of this morning) When the potential boss is the one in trouble if you quit, while you yourself have a new job within the week, *even* if you insist on striking bullshit contract-terms.

    64. Re:ask a lawyer by SpaceNinja · · Score: 1

      First, it's nVidia, with a capital V, so I'm already suspicious that you don't work there.

      Secondly, your "homepage" looks was clearly thrown together in minutes, so I'm wondering if you're even a real person:

      It worked!
      Congratulations on your first Django-powered page.

      Of course, you haven't actually done any work yet. Here's what to do next:

              * If you plan to use a database, edit the DATABASE_* settings in lexical/settings.py.
              * Start your first app by running python lexical/manage.py startapp [appname].

      You're seeing this message because you have DEBUG = True in your Django settings file and you haven't configured any URLs. Get to work!

    65. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When I had to sign something similar, I always told them that when I left I would put out a press release that "company" was considering the publication of a book on Yak fucking, I'd written.

      not smart but satisfying

    66. Re:ask a lawyer by MichaelKaiserProScri · · Score: 1

      In Florida at least, non-competes are completely NON-ENFORCEABLE. Oh, don't get me wrong, if you sign one, you will get sued, but you will win. Heck, even if you don't sign one, you may get sued if you move jobs to a competitor of your employer, but you will win. It's just a scare tactic to keep ignorant people from even trying.

    67. Re:ask a lawyer by CharlieG · · Score: 1

      I work for one of the TV networks - what is interesting is they don't even TRY to claim stuff done off hours. I was told that they learned that lesson a long time ago. See, dealing with TV writers (yeah, the folks that are on strike right now), and others - too many folks are working on their own "killer script" or "great American Novel" etc, and that they basically ad to give up trying to claim that stuff. In fact many writers work for more than one company at a time. They treat IP for software developers the same way

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    68. Re:ask a lawyer by Lwood_at_COG · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Or a better state...

      In Ontario, this might be construed as "constructive dismissal". From what I've experienced here, signing any employment contracts is a bad idea. Without an employment contract, you'd be covered by common-law, which is generally favourable to the employee regarding severance amounts, etc. Employment contracts usually replace all that with explicit terms that favour the employer.

      IMHO, you'd have to be NUTS to work as an employee in high tech outside of government or unionized employers. Ontario's labour laws are terrible for "technology professionals". As unemployment rates are very low, and there is plenty of unfulfilled demand for skills, you're far better off subcontracting, where the legal relationship is between corporate peers. Some of the rights you retain as a subcontractor include:

      - pay by the hour, if you so arrange. No unpaid OT.
      - the right to conduct business with other clients

      normal employer rights that are NOT applicable in contracting:
      - the right to supervise and direct
      - the right to set hours of work (duration and timing)
      - exclusivity to all the employee's production, intellectual or otherwise, regardless of whether the efforts were during paid working hours.

      There is a lot more variation and flexibility in terms, and you still have to keep your clients happy - i.e. they won't be happy if you openly compete against them and work 3h/week, and your contract will be cancelled.

      If you are a non-unionized employee, remember, the only real power you have is to quit.

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    69. Re:ask a lawyer by Strategos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I would argue that your free time is your free time, fair enough if they are paying you 24x7. ie normal hours plus overtime otherwise I wouldn't be signing it. If they are going to claim your work outside of hours then at least get paid for it.

    70. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't mention which non-gender-specific English personal pronoun he should have used instead. I think we should be told.

    71. Re:ask a lawyer by Thrip · · Score: 0, Troll

      Wow, you're absolutely right, because no one in this country is obliged to work for a company at all -- they're perfectly free to starve to death instead! That's why the government should never step in to prevent companies from discriminating on the basis of race, religion, or gender. Those silly non-white people don't have to work at an office, after all -- they could wash white people's windshields at traffic lights. And women can always just be housewives! And as for me personally, sure I drag my ass into work every day to make money for some slimeball thousands of miles away because ... I WANT TO! It's totally, totally voluntary!

      I'm sure glad you opened my eyes to how "freedom" doesn't apply at work at all. I think I'll go in today and ask my boss if he has any more ridiculous conditions I can sign, like maybe giving away all the intellectual property that my descendants might create.

      [OK, this is where you say "But you could quit your job if you really wanted to...." And then you pretend like there's so much work opportunity in this world that anyone who wants to can easily find a job that just exactly suits them. Or that anyone in America who's willing to put in the effort can start out sweeping chimneys and end up owning a huge business empire. Oh, sorry, I'm putting words in your mouth -- if you're not as completely, utterly, universally stupid as your original post led me to believe, I apologize.]

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    72. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever been sued? I have been, and it is not very pleasant, not to mention expensive. And there are never any guarantees about winning no matter how strong you think your case is.

    73. Re:ask a lawyer by ILuvRamen · · Score: 1

      you don't need to be a lawyer to realize that all he has to do is if he invents something, sit on it for about 8 months. Then they won't be able to do anything. Or sign the incorrect date or last name on purpose to make it invalid and if they don't catch it, oh well lol.

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    74. Re:ask a lawyer by ricebowl · · Score: 1

      ...Your hostility betrays you.

      Wait, we've got Sith Lords posting on Slashdot now?

      Note to self: do not disagree with Cobralisk...

    75. Re:ask a lawyer by WPIDalamar · · Score: 1

      Don't just give up without asking them to change it. Many times these things are boilerplate contracts that some lawyer in isolation from the real-world business constraints dreamed up. That lawyer put everything he could possible imagine in there to cover his ass.

      If the company risks losing a valuable employee, they'll likely consider changing it for you.

    76. Re:ask a lawyer by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      In a "thinking" job (as opposed to a "doing" job), it's really hard to prove that you didn't spend any time on it while at work and vice versa.....if your work entails writing software to track stocks and then while at home you write a similar product, even if completely on your own free time with your own personal resources, etc. Don't you think your employer would have some greivance with you?

      With a "doing" job, it's easy to prove that you purchased the materials and assembled the item on your own....and as long as you didn't violate any patents while doing so, that widget is yours to do whatever with. That's why my brother-in-law who works as a cabinet maker can go home and build and sell furniture in his spare time.....same field, but pretty obvious that he did the work on his own.

      Layne

    77. Re:ask a lawyer by mrchaotica · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Then maybe people should just stop assuming and write in a gender-neutral way.

      Maybe people should just realize that "he" is the gender-neutral pronoun in English! All you dipshits butchering the language in the name of "political-correctness" can kiss my ass!

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    78. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the language were less gender agnostic (I don't know of languages that are *biased* against one sociological gender), there would be less confusion -- you'd use different grammatical constructs as a woman than as a man.

    79. Re:ask a lawyer by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      Of course, I suspect the main cause for the various posts reacting against her point is an underlying, subtle sexism that still pervades male nerd culture, combined with a "holier-than-thou" insistence that it could not possibly invade such a "rational" group of people. Thus, the need for people to jump up and quickly rationalize away any such sexism when it inevitably comes to the surface. In my experience, people who think they are rational are often the least rational of all.

      No; it's just a matter of laziness: when one pronoun works in 95% of cases and the majority of the remainder ignores pronoun misuse online, we don't want to bother with the extra two seconds to assuage the remaining 0.5%, and we react negatively to those who say we should spend our time on those people. Not in an angry "gtfo" manner, but in a manner of "This is why we act like this, and we don't see a reason to change". We're geeks, so the "and you should argue with us if you have a compelling reason for us to act differently" is omitted.
    80. Re:ask a lawyer by ggendel · · Score: 1

      I've had an even tougher situation... The company was losing good people at a steady rate to competitors, so they decided to try to stem the flow. I had already been working for the company for 10 years when they came up with a new Employee Invention Agreement that went even further than yours. It basically stated that:

      1) Any invention I did on company time was theirs
      2) Any invention I did off company time was theirs, regardless whether it was related to the companies focus.
      3) Any invention I did within 1 year of leaving was theirs. If it was related to anything that the company was doing anywhere in corporation it was extended to 5 years.

      The only way to get past (2) and (3) was to list the inventions that I had been working on prior to employment as exemptions.

      I delayed signing, but eventually it got to a point where I was being threatened with termination. I finally signed, but included a 50 page addendum of anything that had ever crossed my mind that wasn't covered by (1).

      At this point it's moot because I've been away from that company for over 2 years. But I did sweat it for awhile. They gave me a real hard time when I left the company.

    81. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      In a "thinking" job (as opposed to a "doing" job), it's really hard to prove that you didn't spend any time on it while at work and vice versa.....if your work entails writing software to track stocks and then while at home you write a similar product, even if completely on your own free time with your own personal resources, etc. Don't you think your employer would have some greivance with you?

      If it's obviously connected to your employment, that's one thing. However, the typical attempt I've seen basically claims all IPR to anything you do during the period of your employment, regardless of whether it makes any use of your employer's resources or has anything to do with the work you do for them.

      Personally, I think it would be best for the entire industry to take collective action by refusing to sign such hostile conditions, or just outright ban them in law (as I believe some jurisdictions already do to some degree). I personally have refused to accept them, and seen action by a group of colleagues when an attempted contract change like this was proposed that saw the company back down. But not everyone is so lucky, and there is simply no ethical reason any employer should be able to claim rights to things you do that have nothing to do with work. "Everyone does it!" and "You're salaried, so all your hours are working hours!" are just cheap cop-outs, which are used to run over the little guy who doesn't know any better.

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    82. Re:ask a lawyer by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      It is not in principle different from any other organizations

      Name one other organization that sends armed people to your door if you refuse to buy to their "services"

      Furthermore, freedom of contract is not absolute. As you yourself noted, it is limited by laws.

      .... made by a government which is no different than any organization, therefore government laws are no more relevant than my 6-year-old nephew secret clubs law. Unfortunately the government is armed and willing to attack people to enforce those law.

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    83. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh how I wish I had modpoints.

    84. Re:ask a lawyer by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      The chance the lawyer is a he and not a she is well above 70%.
      Why do you expect us to specify an information that is most likely false (assume the lawyer is female) instead of one that is most likely true (lawyer=male)?

      We are nerds. We aren't rascist, sexist or bigotted. We just strive to be as precise as we can be.
      Convince enough females to take up that work to throw the ballance over 50% and you may be sure we'll start saying 'she'.

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    85. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In German a turnip has gender but a young lady does not.

    86. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah NOW I get it. You're a lesbian. No wonder why you hate men.

    87. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah. I am thinking that we need to use the personal pronoun signifying man hating lezbian.

      Boi.

    88. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      But what about hermaphrodites ?
      FYI: "intersexed" is the appropriate term. "hermaphrodite" is antiquated as well as inaccurate and derogatory to the interesexed.

      So, in the interest of political correctness, call everyone "it".
      Why not just call them by their name (or profile name)? Mine is lena or lena_10326. Hello.

      simply ignore the people who take personal offense
      I wasn't personally offended. I was just irritated. It's not an easy task to offend me.

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    89. Re:ask a lawyer by nurb432 · · Score: 1

      In some sates they can get away with this if you sign the form and agree to it. Others, they dont have a prayer of enforcement and its mostly a scare tactic even if you did agree.

      Myself, if my employer tried to pull this on me, id refuse to sign and be filing a suit with the state that same day, ( even if its eventually lost because you live in a state with stupid laws, it still puts things on hold and would help prevent them from firing you over it ) and finding another job.

        ' I'm not feeling well and i need to go home, ill sign this when i get back'... to get you out of the immediate threat.

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    90. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Of course, your attitude is very consistent with a chip-on-the-shoulder-feminist, and these sorts of power structures are heaven on earth for such, so it's not surprising you'd look at it that way.
      I'm a feminist. That's true, however I'm far more supportive of men than the majority of feminists out there.

      If you really want to help out, why don't you go pop out some babies so we don't need to have our asses wiped by robot in 40 years time like the Japanese?
      And you wonder why some of us might have a "chip on our shoulder".

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    91. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Ah NOW I get it. You're a lesbian. No wonder why you hate men.
      I'm bisexual. I happen to like men. It's slashdog men I don't like. (That's not a typo.)

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    92. Re:ask a lawyer by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 1

      ...are surprised when people assume you're male when you have (at best) an ambiguous handle then...


      Hmmmm. It's pretty clear to me that SHE's a SHE based on HER handle ("lena_...") and HER sig. I was gonna say that SHE must be super hot and have brass ones to have such a sig, but I guess the second point doesn't apply :-)

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    93. Re:ask a lawyer by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      I agree with you....it's just that the parent post to my post stated that "While it's reasonable for Microsoft (or whatever software company) to own whatever software you may write while on the job, even if it's not what you're specifically being tasked to do, what you do at home is your own damn business, not theirs".....so, my point was that it does matter what you are working on away from work.

      Layne

    94. Re:ask a lawyer by jproffer · · Score: 1

      There's a caveat here - most, if not all, contracts have a clause in them which would state something like, "if any section of this contract is found unenforceable by a court of law, then the rest of the contract will remain in effect as if the section in question never existed."..

      Essentially its there to make sure that if anything bites them in the ass, it doesnt void the entire contract.

    95. Re:ask a lawyer by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      nyway. I must believe you don't work in USA then, because I've never seen an IT job without a non-compete requirement in the last 13 years of my career.

      It's much less common to have a non-compete in a small company for IT, programming, engineering, etc. If the firm is small enough, the maybe the founder remembers struggling with those same stupid agreements and doesn't put those in contracts just out of principle. Sure the benefits are lousy, but big company benefits are heading the same direction, so at least you can be ahead of the curve in something for once!

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    96. Re:ask a lawyer by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      I work in the USA and have been writing software for large and small companies since '98 or so. During this time I've only had 1 non-compete agreement to sign, and it was the general "anything you create at work we get first dibs at" type of thing.

    97. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      if you really hate it that bad you can have that fixed these days
      Been there; done that.

      Being a boy isn't as terrible as you may think it is, I for one have quite liked it so far.
      It was as terrible as I thought. Didn't work out for me. It sucked.

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      Camping on quad since 1996.
    98. Re:ask a lawyer by olorinpc · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Those are becoming fairly standard, and it is quite common to ask for that part to be rewritten on an individual basis. I had mine rewritten to include a clause about being specific to company business etc.

    99. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      I was gonna say that SHE must be super hot and have brass ones to have such a sig, but I guess the second point doesn't apply
      Of course I'm hot. And, I'll out code you as well.

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    100. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you think these contracts are not enforceable, you need to look up DSC Communications vs Evan Brown.

      http://www.unixguru.com/

    101. Re:ask a lawyer by torkus · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My Suggestion:

      Require an additional clause added where they guarantee you 6 months severance pay should you leave the company for any reason while that agreement is still in effect.

      Yes...refuse to sign. Or better - just ignore it. Put it off, defer them, 'will get around to it'...till they either forget or you find a new job.

      New job...good call. On your exit interview point out that you're leaving because the company clearly has no interest in treating people fairly or even caring in the slightest bit about them.

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    102. Re:ask a lawyer by BVis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't think your example is relevant to most U.S. readers. In Canada (and most other civilized countries) workers actually have some rights regarding recourse for termination and unfair labor practices. In my state (Massachusetts) pretty much the only rights you have are these:

      1) Timely payment of wages (enforceable by the Attorney General, as well as your own lawyer for triple damages)
      2) Minimum wage ($8 as of the first of the year, still a fucking joke)
      3) The right to take a twelve week leave without pay for childbirth/adoption
      4) The right to quit a job without notice
      5) ... That's pretty much it.

      No right to severance, regardless of length of employ. No right to appeal a termination. No right to notice of a termination. Around here they don't even have to give a reason for firing you. They can just tell you some day "You're fired, get out" without any further information. I actually had someone tell me "We don't have to tell you" when I asked why I was being let go. Your ex-employer can also fight your unemployment claim for no reason whatsoever other than it makes their unemployment insurance premiums go up.

      As far as IP goes, everything you produce during your employ belongs to the employer if they so choose. Sure, you can fight it (and they may not have a right to it, depending on the interpretation of the applicable law) but lawyers are expensive.

      Even employment contracts that give you more rights than the law requires are unenforceable in this state. At-will employment trumps all of them. Your employer basically has impunity to screw you 17 ways without so much as buying you a drink first.

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    103. Re:ask a lawyer by torkus · · Score: 1

      Name one other organization that sends armed people to your door if you refuse to buy to their "services"


      Erm, the US gov't? Granted they're not selling much but...we do tend to go blow things up when people don't do what we want. Odd, that sounds a lot like terrorism...
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    104. Re:ask a lawyer by Champion3 · · Score: 1

      Let me get this straight: You think that it's more costly to abstain from signing than it is to get fired and go to court later? I think not.

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    105. Re:ask a lawyer by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That only applies if it's a contract between you and the government.

      Except any agreement enforced after you left would have to be enforced by the Government!

      Enforcing non-compete agreements, and enforcing that the company owns a patent, and not you, are most certainly actions being made by the Government. Or to put it another way - if things were really as "free" as you say, then yes, the company is free to hire who they like, but the employee would be free to work for who they like as well as being free to use his inventions, and the employer could do nothing about it. What are they going to do, fire you?

      Yes, people should be free to make whatever contracts they like, but in a free world, I do not expect the Government to enforce every kind of contract, when both parties no longer consent.

    106. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      maybe someone should write a preprocessor...

    107. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1

      Perhap a new gender-neutral pronoun should be created and submitted to Websters...

      s/he/it ... of course in this forum that could be interpreted as a perl command, to the same effect...

      -- Anonymous Coward, Hater of Political Correctness

    108. Re:ask a lawyer by mdwh2 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In a "thinking" job (as opposed to a "doing" job), it's really hard to prove that you didn't spend any time on it while at work and vice versa

      That vice versa is important. If any company put that argument to me, I'd bill them for the time I spend thinking about work matters outside of work.

      if your work entails writing software to track stocks and then while at home you write a similar product, even if completely on your own free time with your own personal resources, etc. Don't you think your employer would have some greivance with you?

      But that's not what we're talking about - that would clearly be a conflict of interest. No one is suggesting ripping off the company by reproducing the same thing outside of work, or making a competing product.

      That isn't an argument for claiming ownership of all IP.

    109. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you still a bi-sexual if you are a HERMAPHRODITE who swings both ways?

    110. Re:ask a lawyer by torkus · · Score: 1

      I'm moving to australia. Someone in charge there actually appears to have a functional brain.

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    111. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      Ah, sorry, I lost a little of the context somewhere. Yes, I completely agree that it matters what you are doing away from work. But I think the only safe presumption is that your employer doesn't get it, and the onus should be on them to show why they have a fair claim to anything they want to include in the contract.

      It's reasonable to say an employer can claim anything based on trade secrets that you only have access to because of your employment, for example. It's reasonable to say you can't work on something in competition with them while you're also employed by them. I think there's a grey area around quitting and then immediately competing: I have no ethical problem with someone leaving a company to pursue better ways of doing things, but you obviously can't tell in practice whether the serious thinking about those better ways happened during the employment, so allowing some sort of short term limitation to protect employers seems a reasonable compromise.

      There's a related issue which I think is morally hazardous, if an employee has a great idea, they properly disclose it to their employer, and the employer doesn't want to act on it. Since a simple idea isn't worth much until you build on it, I personally don't have a problem with the employee leaving the company and then setting up a competing business to follow up on the idea. I don't see how a simple idea would be protected under any IP laws anyway, and even if it were, I don't like defensive use of IP laws. I don't see why the employer should be entitled to any protection against fair competition or the employee should be restrained from furthering the field if the employer declines to do so. But then you get back into whether the employee only had the idea while working at the employer, or was doing anything to create tangible benefits based on it, for which the employer would then own the IP if there was any. Again, a short cooling off period to protect the employer seems a reasonable compromise.

      All in all, in the absence of telepathy, the area is an ethical minefield. :-(

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    112. Re:ask a lawyer by WebCrapper · · Score: 2, Informative

      I would strike out the whole "all works owned for up to 6 months after employment" and offer to sign that. If they wouldn't accept that, I'd turn in my notice of intent to leave as of X date. Give as much notice as you can, something like a month. Depending on the state, they may have to pay you for the total time, if they decide to let you go before then.

      If enough employees insist on not signing that block, they may remove it anyway.

    113. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wasn't personally offended. I was just irritated. It's not an easy task to offend me. Ha hahahaha!
      Good one, you found another way to BITCH and then claim that nothing really happened. (Women are masters of that art.)

      There's a very fine line between irritated and offended, no matter how can you play with words and rationalize things.

      Slashbitch.
    114. Re:ask a lawyer by guibaby · · Score: 1

      I would guess it is not enforceable. In order for a contract to be legal it requires both parties to get something, or give something up. What did you get for signing this? What did they give up? You already had your job. IANAL(E)ither.

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    115. Re:ask a lawyer by hibiki_r · · Score: 1

      I've actually seen a bunch of contracts with non competes. In fact, the only non-compete I've heard of in my area was only tied to a retention bonus, it expired right after receiving the bonus, and defined competition very tightly. So tightly in fact, that there might only be a couple hundred people in the US that work in a position that would be covered in the agreement.

      I guess the US is larger than you thought.

    116. Re:ask a lawyer by MobyDisk · · Score: 1

      I've never seen an IT job without a non-compete requirement in the last 13 years of my career. Only 2 of the IT Jobs I've held required a non-complete. That's in about the same range of time as you mentioned. I signed the first one. The second one I refused, and stood my ground, and they let me on without signing it. Ironically, that last one was with a California company and I work from Maryland, and both states refuse to enforce those clauses. So it was silly that they even tried.

      Neither of those non-competes said anything as awful as what the article submitter mentioned -- actually holding claim to inventions created after you leave the company. And both non-competes specifically mentioned that the inventions must apply to the field that the company works in.
    117. Re:ask a lawyer by Svartalf · · Score: 3, Informative

      Fair warning, it's not always that simple. I've been dismissed 12 months into a job because I wouldn't sign (That wasn't the stated reason- I was "laid off"; which in reality was they let me go, they "let go" someone in the California offices and "hired" a contractor for the position that was strangely the same person they "let go".)- be prepared to get told "NO" on this. My situation will probably be resulting in a lawsuit as it's pretty much illegal for them to pull this stunt in the first place- you can't pull the "you have to sign" thing after you've let me work for you any length of time (magic deal there...).

      As it stands, there's far, far too many "clever" corporate counsels, too many businesses that think they own you and they're entitled to shake a stick at. Thankfully, there's more than enough places that aren't idiotic about this that it's only moderately problematic.

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    118. Re:ask a lawyer by drew · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that any state laws regarding non-compete agreements would necessarily cover this. This is about invention assignment, which is a separate issue. Although it is a bit fuzzy, because the extension of the invention assignment beyond the end of your employment with them may or may not (legally) be considered a form of non-compete agreement. So before anyone gets too smug about living in a state which doesn't allow non compete agreements to be enforced, I would find out from a lawyer whether this is covered as well.

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    119. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While looking for another job, why not ask them to make changes to the aggreement? Ask to remove parts, and also ask for compinsation for agreeing to such harsh terms.

    120. Re:ask a lawyer by fluffman86 · · Score: 1

      > Name one other organization that sends armed people
      > to your door if you refuse to buy to their "services"

      The mafia.

      where's my prize?

    121. Re:ask a lawyer by macro187 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what he said...

      What terms do you want instead? Tell them those are your terms. If they don't agree, don't work for them. It's called negotiation. I think there's even a saying, something to the effect of "Good things don't come to those who deserve them; They come to those who negotiate for them".

      I like the advice about being a subcontractor too... It means an equal relationship between two businesses, rather than the lord-serf relationship that "employment" seems to be these days. I'm a developer who's worked under both types of arrangement, and I'll be a subcontractor rather than an employee any day (once I've negotiated an equitable agreement).

    122. Re:ask a lawyer by SDF-7 · · Score: 1

      No, no, no.... the proper word for referral then becomes "Sheheit". Proper pronunciation puts the accent on the "he" and the word should be drawled in your best Southern United States accent. (Sound it out, folks...)

      Apologies to Peter David, who used this joke already in his Star Trek: New Frontier novels for the Federation diplomats breaking down in laughter when the Hermat race actually proposed this.

    123. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the purpose of pronouns is to replace nouns with shorter, easier said items, and to assist with understanding.

      what if my name was 400 characters long, would you use it repeatedly over and over again?

      pronouns are a necesity, and gender nutral ones don't exist.

      Mahershalalhashbaz walked to the store. Mahershalalhashbaz ate a banana while riding Mahershalalhashbaz's bike. Mahershalalhashbaz is a good person.

      vs.

      Mahershalalhashbaz walked to the store. he ate a banana while riding his bike. he's a good person.

    124. Re:ask a lawyer by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      The reality is many of these contracts are unreasonable and would be seen as such by a judge, so it's easier to sign and worry about the consequences later.


      One would seem to think that this is the case. The problem is, once you get into a courtroom, all bets are
      largely off. All I need do is point to one gent's story about him doing that sort of thing to show the dangers of that thinking.

      You sign it, you agreed to it. Whether or not you could legally agree to it or not is irrelevant.

      All you do is make an uphill battle for yourself if you sign it because you have to go through
      the motions of invalidating the thing you agreed to.
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    125. Re:ask a lawyer by macro187 · · Score: 1

      That the parent is (currently) modded "-1 Troll" scares me.

    126. Re:ask a lawyer by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      "They are free to fire you, however you *will* take this to the unemployment office to get full compensation as it is illegal to your employer has fired you for an outright illegal reason."

      Unfortunately in a right to work state, or at-will employment area, or if you are under an employment contract and your employment contract requires you to sign updated agreements, or if your existing contract allows them to ammend your existing non-compete at will, then you have no legal grounds, they can fire you for not signing, and you won't get unemployment. (btw, I was on unemployment myself recently, thankfully for only 2 weeks, and due to my paygrade, my weekly stipen after taxes was only about 30% of my regualar pay after taxes, so unemployments not much of a safety net)

      I've been forced to sign many non-competes in my time in IT. My current one is effective for 2 years after I leave the company. Since my company is into so much this means I can't work for any other IT contractor; reseller of IT systems, telephony, hosted services, or managed services; an ISP specializing in business services; or an IT consulting firm that operates in the south east region. When I leave, its going to be really hard for me to find any work unless I get a job working inside a single company on their own systems and network. Few companies around here pay what I make, very few. To make matters worse, I won't be able to work for any of the companies that are currently or have been our clients as getting a job as on-staff IT directly competes with managed services from a contractor.

      Fortunately, they're paying me a lot and its a good job I'm not likely to leave soon, and after a few more years I plan to move my family to the north east anyway. (We have a baby now, and I refuse to raise that child in the public education systems in this state and I refuse to place my child in a religious based private school of which around here is the only alternative, so in 4-6 years, maybe less, we're outta here).

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    127. Re:ask a lawyer by darkstar949 · · Score: 1

      Why not just call them by their name (or profile name)? Mine is lena or lena_10326. Hello. That really isn't an acceptable solution either - think of it this way, when you are writing a business letter do you spell out people names all of the time? The answer is no, you may mention their name once or twice, but usually once you mention their name you refer to them by either their gender specific pronoun, or by a gender neutral pro-noun. As one of the grandparents pointed out, in English "he" can either be gender specific, or gender neutral and as such is acceptable if you don't know the gender of a person. If you want to go the politically correct route you use either "he/she" or "they" which may not may not be appropriate depending upon the circumstances - in the context of internet conversation, they are usual not appropriate. Thus, until such time that someone comes up with a new, widely accepted, gender neutral term, the default that people back on will likely be "he."
    128. Re:ask a lawyer by porcupine8 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The username "Lena" is kind of a tipoff, y'know. This is why I have my gender in my signature - but then you get people who don't read signatures, and when I post something particularly girly assume I'm a very effeminate man or something. It does get grating.

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    129. Re:ask a lawyer by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      "where the victory in court usually goes to the one with most money"

      Not only that, but it can also become binding and be given more or less the force of a law.

    130. Re:ask a lawyer by RonBurk · · Score: 2, Funny

      That's right. And people should realize that English never changes.

      I always thought that "PC" stood for "plain courtesy". It seems to fit just fine everywhere I see someone ranting about "political correctness".

    131. Re:ask a lawyer by innerweb · · Score: 1

      RIAA

      InnerWeb

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    132. Re:ask a lawyer by Courageous · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's considered normal for an employee to demand one-to-two years of severance for every year of non-compete. I'd say counter offer, and if there are any questions, remind them of the realities. Asking you to not have income after your employment ends is, of course, intrinsically unreasonable. A family's gotta eat. These things started off in executive space, where the extra severance for the non-compete is just par for the course. You should, as part of your counter offer, request the severance should your employment end for any reason, including if you quit. They can then counter offer themselves. Just see how much they value your non-competition.

      This is exactly what I would do when faced with a post-termination non-compete. If you're a software person, you could take the year off to write some kind of big open source project or some such, to keep yourself current....

      C//

    133. Re:ask a lawyer by Gr8Apes · · Score: 1

      You can have my job when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. Lucky you. :) It took me 4 jobs from the last job I felt that way about to find another one that may approach that level.

      To answer lena's other issue, I too work in the US, and I've seen contracts that attempted to extend beyond the employment period. I live in an at-will state, so it's a major uphill battle if the employer wants to try to enforce any of that. The last one I know of that did went after two former employees that took patented code and "created" their own business in direct competition with us. That seemed a pretty straight up and down violation on many levels. I have no idea whether they succeeded though.

      Then there's the "invention" clause. Everyone I know ignores it, and several own patents or side businesses running symbiotically with their actual job. Not one has been successfully sued. There's the other side of the coin: if you as a company start suing the creative people that make up the heart and soul of your business, how are you going to survive the drought of new creative talent that will follow the news releases in this day and age of blogs?

      I think the only time you're in danger is if you come up with a billion dollar idea. Otherwise, it's not worth their time, and they'll only come after you if you hurt their business directly.
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    134. Re:ask a lawyer by tomhudson · · Score: 1
      Whether its enforceable or not isn't the issue - this opens up the door to litigation when he goes to another employer. This makes him:
      1. less employable, even after the 6 months is up, since they can still sue and then try to find out when the actual "invention" took place
      2. liable for all sorts of legal fees down the road even if he is 100% in the right

      There are some things that are common sense. Signing a change of employment that imposes more restrictions and liability, w/o increased compensation, especially when there's a shortage of skilled IT workers, is dumb.

    135. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's that important to your employer that these people not work for the competitor, then your employer should compensate them well enough to keep them from doing so. Involving the courts in an issue of who wants to work where is absurd.

    136. Re:ask a lawyer by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      If you're paid wages, this makes sense. However, salaried positions typically expect you to put in "time as necessary". Great if you can get all of your work done in 20 hours a week, horrible if you expect personal time. In my US-centric experience, salaried professionals are always on the clock, even on vacation. It doesn't sound fair, but these positions are often quintessential to a business (or, at least, they should be), and thus they need to be on call if needed.

    137. Re:ask a lawyer by haystor · · Score: 1

      I really hate these knee-jerk "go ask a lawyer" posts.

      Yes, you should go ask a lawyer. Asking slashdot first might bring up some issues and past experiences that you could take to the lawyer, or help you find the right type of lawyer first. You'll get better results if you go to a lawyer prepared.

      Sometimes, the answer is also "look somewhere else" which really doesn't need a lawyer's advice or expense.

      In your situation the company is asking for more and offering nothing more. Make this clear to them. This is a negotiation, ask them what they offer in return.

      I've always been of the opinion that anyone that will own all my works for a term after my employment will get billed 24 hours a day for that time period.

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    138. Re:ask a lawyer by Bud+Dickman · · Score: 1

      That's silly. To paint with such a broad brush on the entire male readership of Slashdot seems a little too broad, if you ask me. But then again, if I had such disdain for the overwhelming majority of a forum, I wouldn't bother taking part in that forum - so I don't think we are necessarily of like-minds. Life is too short.

    139. Re:ask a lawyer by Maxo-Texas · · Score: 1

      You do not have the freedom to formally sell yourself into slavery for the rest of your life.

      However, the governments and corporations have figured out ways to make you a "defacto" slave unless you have pretty terrific self control.

      I mean, what fool would work 50 hours a week for someone else to barely get enough money to live for their entire life before they are unemployable and have no means of support? And yet that describes the vast majority of "free" americans.

      Why do we *still* have to work 40 hours a week when productivity has gone up so many times? When I was a contractor I put in 35 hour weeks and it was wonderful. It put me way ahead to the point in two more years I will not have to be a wage slave any more except for the way they have structured medical insurance. If you don't work, you can't get reasonably priced medical insurance. So ultimately, I'll have to decide between a few years of freedom but an earlier death. The best I can do for now is steer towards jobs with greater freedom.

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    140. Re:ask a lawyer by ultranova · · Score: 1

      No, no, no.... the proper word for referral then becomes "Sheheit". Proper pronunciation puts the accent on the "he" and the word should be drawled in your best Southern United States accent.

      But what if the entity in question has a multiple personality disorder - sorry, I meant is singularity challenged ? Shouldn't it be "hesheittheyoneorsomeorallofthem" ?

      Apologies to Peter David, who used this joke already in his Star Trek: New Frontier novels for the Federation diplomats breaking down in laughter when the Hermat race actually proposed this.

      Yesterdays horror stories and absurd jokes are todays reality.

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      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    141. Re:ask a lawyer by NoBozo99 · · Score: 1

      "At will" is secret code meaning you are our slave now.

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    142. Re:ask a lawyer by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Well, for once people are paying attention to what you say and not who you are. Most slashdot posters do not look at usernames, especially since they may be replying to a quoted discussion between two different people.

      Besides, go ahead and tell me how you are going to address Siddhartha, Sabine or Kim? Are we obligated to learn all names from all languages and in the last case first ask if the poster is American or Korean?

    143. Re:ask a lawyer by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Name one other organization that sends armed people to your door if you refuse to buy to their "services"

      Al Qaeda. Mafia. RIAA and MPAA with their baseless court cases. BSA with audits. Monsanto, if you happen to be a farmer unfortunate enough to get your field polluted by Monsanto seed. Patent trolls, too many of them to count.

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    144. Re:ask a lawyer by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Well, for me it's usually more important to know if I am dealing with more than one person than weather that person is male or female.

      "Is it Ok if they share your office for a week?"
      "They wrote this whole code in only one month"
      "They are coming here right now to beat you up!"

    145. Re:ask a lawyer by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Indeed, and I was about to say much the same myself. See, for example, the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary definition here.

    146. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What's really funny, is when you read his/her comments further you'll see that he/she used to be a man, but had a gender change..

      | if you really hate it that bad you can have that fixed these days

      Been there; done that.

      | Being a boy isn't as terrible as you may think it is, I for one have quite liked it so far.

      It was as terrible as I thought. Didn't work out for me. It sucked.
    147. Re:ask a lawyer by coolGuyZak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I consider "he" gender-neutral as well, but it's still wrong (at least, in the US). According to the Oxford American Dictionary:

      Until recently, he was used uncontroversially to refer to a person of unspecified sex, as in : every child needs to know that he is loved. This use has become problematic and is a hallmark of old-fashionedness and sexism in language. Use of they as an alternative to he in this sense : (everyone needs to feel that they matter) has been in use since the 16th century in contexts where it occurs after an indefinite pronoun such as everyone or someone. It is becoming more and more accepted both in speech and in writing and is used as the norm in this dictionary. Another acceptable alternative is he or she, although this can become tiresomely long-winded when used frequently.

      What really irks me, though, is when a woman takes offense to being called a "dude". :-p

    148. Re:ask a lawyer by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "At will" is secret code meaning you are our slave now.

      I agree wholeheartedly!! That's why I incorporated myself, and contract out now. I now work at 'my own' will, and I don't work for free (salary).

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    149. Re:ask a lawyer by HarvardAce · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe people should just realize that "he" is the gender-neutral pronoun in English! All you dipshits butchering the language in the name of "political-correctness" can kiss my ass! Or, for an even better solution, you can just use "dipshits" and never have to use "he" or "she" or any other pronoun!
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    150. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In Ontario, this might be construed as "constructive dismissal". From what I've experienced here, signing any employment contracts is a bad idea. Without an employment contract, you'd be covered by common-law, which is generally favourable to the employee regarding severance amounts, etc. Employment contracts usually replace all that with explicit terms that favour the employer.

      Not true at all. Having worked in Ottawa during the tech boom and the tech crash, I am unfortunately familiar with the rules for severance. Mandatory minimums for severance are extremely low, generally 1-2 weeks of salary per year you worked there, with a few exceptions.

      In Ontario, employment contracts are governed by 3 things: written laws passed by the legislature, the employment contract (if any), and common law (judicial precedent).

      Written laws & common law establish mandatory minimums for a number of things, which can't be violated even if you agree to them. Employment contacts cannot violate written laws or common law, even if you agree. If they do, judges will throw out the offending clauses, and often chastise the employer for bad faith.

      For example, you can't agree to be paid less than minimum wage. You can't agree to work in unsafe conditions. You can't agree to less severance than required by law. You can't agree to less than the legal minimum of vacation time (you can agree to cash at your regular hourly rate instead of vacation time). You can't agree to never file a worker's compensation claim. You can't agree not to take maternity leave. You can't agree not to sue your employer for negligence. You can't be forced to retire at 65 (a few years back an employer could do this though). Your employer must give you unpaid time off if you are called for jury duty. For most jobs in Ontario, an employer cannot require a drug test.

      Other things are implied, even if not explicitly part of the employment contract. If your job is to write software, software you write while you are working belongs to the company, since it is part of the job duties. Things can get messy if you write software on the weekend, since the company might claim that wrote it while you were working for them. The courts would have to sort that out.

      On the other hand, if you're a janitor, writing software at home won't belong to the company, since it isn't part of your job duties.

      Other things are negotiable, and are are governed by the employment contract, like health & dental benefits or sick days. Many employment contracts specify more than the mandatory minimum for maternity leave or severance.

      If you are a non-unionized employee, remember, the only real power you have is to quit.

      Not true. You can sue. Ontario judges have often ruled against employers who violate the law, especially if they do so in bad faith.

    151. Re:ask a lawyer by sumdumass · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No right to severance, regardless of length of employ. No right to appeal a termination. No right to notice of a termination. Around here they don't even have to give a reason for firing you. They can just tell you some day "You're fired, get out" without any further information. I actually had someone tell me "We don't have to tell you" when I asked why I was being let go. Your ex-employer can also fight your unemployment claim for no reason whatsoever other than it makes their unemployment insurance premiums go up.

      This tends to change with a variety of factors. For instance, the employee handbook and internal company policy in most cases provide for severance pay and restricts the ability to let you go except for certain reasons. This hand book or internal company policy is viewed as a contract by most all courts and would supersede the states requirements if they are less. Of course they usually place something in the handbook that included insubordination or something that lets them dismiss you without an actual cause. That's where unemployment kicks in.

      Now unemployment can be contested for any reason but, they have to have a reason to fire you. I'm in Ohio where you don't necessarily get unemployment if they had reason to fire you. It has to be a good reason too. They can fight it all they want but at most, they will only delay when you receive the unemployment if they don't have a substantial reason to fire you. The employer sometimes thinks that you will get another job and forget about it and they won't have it effect their premiums. But you can still fight their claims after you start working another job in most cases. There are around five states that you have to have cause for to fire someone and their laws are generally different including the right to sue for wrongful termination. Each state has a labor board that can levy fines on most employers with more then 15 employees according to practices that are either against the state law or employee handbook. For some reasons, they don't tall you that in school when they train you to become an employee somewhere.

      Even employment contracts that give you more rights than the law requires are unenforceable in this state. At-will employment trumps all of them. Your employer basically has impunity to screw you 17 ways without so much as buying you a drink first.

      While technically true, it is wrong to some degree. Even in Massachusetts, contract law is just that. You might not have a job at company X because of the At-Will status but that doesn't mean you don't have recourse. Of course then you are back to finding who either thinks your case is worth something to take it on commission or one who will take your money up front. Some of the stuff can be taken care of by you too. I have a cousin who lives in Mass. She took 4 weeks off to have a baby and after returning to work, they wouldn't give her position back because the person who filled in did a better job. So she had to take another position that required more physical labor and they fired her two months later for no reason after writing her up for not doing the job in a timely manor. It was true that she didn't get her job back but she took it to court and got back pay from the time they let her go up until the time she received her first paycheck from her new job and attorney's fees. She didn't really look hard for a new job because she was taking care of the kid so it was about a year or so that she had been paid.

      Now you might think it has something to do with the family medical leave act but the reality is that the only thing related to that was she had a doctors slip limiting her lifting and repetitive motion for 2 or three weeks after she went back to work.

      The bottom line is there is more recourse then people think. They are often discouraged in taking some of that recourse because of funding or they just don't know about it or it becomes a hassle or they have already moved on or what ever.

    152. Re:ask a lawyer by UnknowingFool · · Score: 1

      Yeah. In some right to work states, non-competes are almost totally unenforceable as long as you don't divulge patent or trade secrets. Most of the time, the non-compete clauses are used against companies and not individuals. One of my former coworkers quit to work for a partner/customer of ours. The president threatened to sue my coworker, but there was little he could do legally in my state. He could however sue the other company if they had an agreement.

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    153. Re:ask a lawyer by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Well, there's also the question of font.

      "Lena" in lowercase looks like Iena with a capital I. With all the obscure nicks people use here, it's just easier to use gender-neutrality than change fonts or run the name through an ascii2hex checker to be sure.

    154. Re:ask a lawyer by joebok · · Score: 1

      If you want to put your job up against "the principle of the thing", then that's one thing. But if you like where you work and the people around you then realize that this was likely dreamed up by some consultant that was hired by your HR dept. For most people it's a bit of pointless busywork - somebody has a checklist where your name will remain unchecked until you turn it in.

      So - strike out and modify the agreement to something you are willing to live with. Sign it, make a copy, and turn it in. Let your coworkers know about it - encourage them to also modify theirs - but otherwise don't make a stink about it. Your name gets checked off and you (presumably) are not under an agreement you are unhappy with.

      In the end, that is what I ended up doing in a similar case.

    155. Re:ask a lawyer by tony1343 · · Score: 1

      You're wrong. These often are enforceable. Employment is typically at-will (in most states) and so the consideration they are giving is continued employment. But like everyone else has said, talk to a lawyer (which I believe the poster actually did). I wish these legal issues weren't presented of Slashdot, or if people could at least not comment on stuff they aren't qualified to. People talking about how you can negotiate with your employer, that is great, but people saying this is an unconscionable contract, etc need to stop giving legal advice unless they are a lawyer. Talk about if a law is good or not (policy) is good, but whether something is a violation of the law is not good (since such answers on slashdot are typically flat out wrong or the legal answer is unknown and would require a trial or the answer is just not nuanced enough).

    156. Re:ask a lawyer by Stamen · · Score: 1

      California restricts this kind of silliness too; this concept that when you're employed, your employer owns your thoughts, even when those thoughts occur at home or about non-business related creations.

      There is a reason that the Googles of the world start in CA (that and schools like Stanford, Berkley and a huge tech engineer base, but whatever :-) ).

      If you work in a creative industry, such as I do (software designer), and your portfolio and ability to create are your career, then I'd strongly consider looking at your state laws, and working on changing them (voting, donating to orgs that fight for such things, etc), or moving to a state that believes in the American dream.

    157. Re:ask a lawyer by rs79 · · Score: 1

      " I would strike out the whole "all works owned for up to 6 months after employment" "

      Back when I was a wage slave I used to strike out parts of contracts that seemed illegal or particularly onerous to me, then sign it. I wouldn't bother to tell them.

      90% of the time they signed it anyway without looking. Especially if it's not on the first page.

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    158. Re:ask a lawyer by fahrvergnugen · · Score: 1

      Like all romance languages, English has a masculine, feminine, and a gender-neutral case. It's just that in English, the gender-neutral and the masculine are conjugated identically. So really, when people are in doubt and they're referring to you as him, they're really using a gender-neutral pronoun. "He or she" is totally unnecessary, and wordy besides.

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    159. Re:ask a lawyer by nomadic · · Score: 1

      90% of the time they signed it anyway without looking. Especially if it's not on the first page.

      That probably didn't do anything you know, and you were still bound by those things you struck out (there's a reason why handwritten modifications to contracts are generally initialled by both parties).

    160. Re:ask a lawyer by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the government is armed and willing to attack people to enforce those law.

      Why is this unfortunate. I would rather any government (but especially one at purportedly operating at the behest of the citizenry) have a monopoly on force than live in a constant civil war.

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    161. Re:ask a lawyer by nomadic · · Score: 1

      In Florida at least, non-competes are completely NON-ENFORCEABLE. Oh, don't get me wrong, if you sign one, you will get sued, but you will win. Heck, even if you don't sign one, you may get sued if you move jobs to a competitor of your employer, but you will win. It's just a scare tactic to keep ignorant people from even trying.

      Umm, hope you're not acting on that misapprehension. In Florida non-competes are discouraged but statutorily allowed and perfectly enforceable.

    162. Re:ask a lawyer by julesh · · Score: 1

      This is why I have my gender in my signature

      Wait. What signature?

      Oh, yes, I remember. Slashdot accounts have _signatures_ and there's an option to turn them _off_. I'd forgotten about that.

      Sorry. Back to your regularly scheduled flame war^W^Wdebate.

    163. Re:ask a lawyer by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      don't you feel the slightest bit of hostility from your employer?


      Only if you get emotional about it. You just have to remember it's business, black and white, nothing personal. They set the loveless tone, so in this age no corporation deserves your loyalty. Always walk on the first better offer--unless it's a severe violation of your non-compete of course. Amen. And a "better offer" doesn't necessarily translate into "more money." I just walked from a particularly soul-sucking, miserable job at $WE_DO_LAB_TESTS to a development spot at a small local startup, and the difference is night and day (literally... 4 years of graveyard shift finally over!). I took a paycut and had to arrange for my own insurance, but it's worth it. Now I'm doing work I enjoy, with decent people who are interested in more than sucking me dry before kicking out the carcass.
    164. Re:ask a lawyer by joss · · Score: 1

      As long as you are prepared to do go elsewhere you probably won't have to and you certainly don't have to sign the contract. In my experience, people are far more willing to negotiate on contracts than is expected. Whoever is in a position of power will *always* say "this is the standard contract, its what everybody signs, and its non-negotiable", at which point most people yield. Most of the time this is a bluff to weed out the weak, if you strike out or ammend the clauses you find unreasonable and stand firm then they most likely negotiate, especially if you do so privately so they're not scared that your example will cause grief with everyone else. Alternatively just ignore it - that worked great for me when facing a very similar situation at a previous employer, I got reminded once a month for about 4 months and then they just forgot about it.

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    165. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most importantly, this talks wonders about your employer. The trust is now broken and it will cost them in the long run.

      From my own experience: we where bought 4 months before, everyone was asked to sign an 'update', 32 page document with numerous pages on non-compete and non-invention.
      - No help available from the employer, mostly not about consequences. All questions answered by "See your own layer".
      - "The Word" from lawyers (co-workers) was "not easily enforceable", but legality would have to be decided by a judge.
      - 92% did sign (I had a contact in HR), my feeling was mostly by fear of loosing the job, appear like a 'bad employee'.
      - The non-signers where all fairly "important", like senior developers, project leaders, managers, people with experience who knew better. Also disgruntled employees on their way out anyway.
      - Nobody got fired for not signing, but this was in a middle of a big expansion, they could not hire fast enough.

      The best advice you got is "Keep Your Mouth Shut". The probability you having this incredible idea that you can put to market in under 6 months are tiny. You will most probably never hear from them again. If you do get the idea, do it under a business with a silent partner (family, good friends). In any case at work you WORK. Small talk should not involved anything related to your work, keep it to vacations, movies, philosophy and such.

      If you refuse to sign under principle (I bow down to you) and are ready to loose the job, start looking for a new job and stall. I kept my copy at home for 3 months (signed after removing a few pages and re-stapling). Say your lawyer is really busy, type some change requests in strongly obfuscated legalese language (they will refuse anyway, but might ask their own lawyer 2 weeks gain right there). Ask about the consequances, will you get fire? (signed under duress). Ask for a list of exceptions 'I already had ideas before I worked here on personal projects, I just want to avoid problems' and make a long list of vague statements (like 'object broker communication management').
      At the end plainly refuse and see. I always wanted to say "Oh, that! My lawyer advised against it, I accidentally put it in my schreder pile! It's gone now."

    166. Re:ask a lawyer by guibaby · · Score: 1

      Wow!? Now that I have been schooled, I guess I will stop expressing my opinion. Please forgive me oh keeper of the slashdot conscience.

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    167. Re:ask a lawyer by Danger+Stevens · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then maybe people should just stop assuming and write in a gender-neutral way.
      Maybe people should just realize that "he" is the gender-neutral pronoun in English! All you dipshits butchering the language in the name of "political-correctness" can kiss my ass!
      "They" is the modern gender-neutral 3rd person singular pronoun in American English. You're thinking of the 'Universal He' which is a poetic device of referring to mankind as 'He'.

      To be gender neutral you can't just assume they're male. And any woman who is willing to endure the sexism and bullish male majority online deserves plenty of respect.

      [Credentials: B.A. in Linguistics]

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    168. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      You're the smartest in your family.... aren't you?

      (That was sarcasm.)

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    169. Re:ask a lawyer by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      Someone in charge there actually appears to be the mommy I never had. Fixed that for you. I don't need the government playing the role of my parents when I am 30 years old, I can decide for myself whether a contract with such clauses in it is worth signing.
    170. Re:ask a lawyer by Prien715 · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I'm mistaken on a near daily basis and I've become accustomed to it, especially on the phone. What's the polite way of saying "Ma'am" is not the proper way to address you? It's only happened a couple of times in person (and only one of those was face to face) and those are always good for a laugh later. The only few times it's become awkward is when the person wants to speak to my husband or father. Good for a laugh as well;) It's especially good because the person on the other end knows she or she has committed a faux pas. Usually, I just let it go -- if you want to call me ma'am and treat me properly, it's not worth the hassle.

      I just don't understand why it's so bloody offensive. I think the female gender and its qualities are beautiful and admirable -- so why should I be offended when someone mistakes me for thus?

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    171. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IMHO, you'd have to be NUTS to work as an employee in high tech outside of government or unionized employers. [...] If you are a non-unionized employee, remember, the only real power you have is to quit.

      IME, you'd have to be nuts to work in high tech for the government or a unionized employer. Governments are like big corporations, only bigger, so they move even slower. Unions make it hard to fire anybody, so you get the slowest people, too. I don't care how much you're paying, it's simply not worth it to work with ancient versions of high-tech things, and a high percentage of dunces.

      In Ontario, [...] Ontario's labour laws are terrible for "technology professionals".

      I guess things are different in Canada. I'd never touch a government or union job down here in the states ever again. Well, maybe when I turn 70 -- then I won't care that it's a little old, and I may well be the incompetent one, so it'll be an easy way to rake in a bunch of dough.

    172. Re:ask a lawyer by Jimithing+DMB · · Score: 1

      he

      God, I hate that. It's she.

      Most of Slashdot readership is male so it's not necessarily a bad thing to just assume it for an ambiguous handle. I actually chided someone for doing the opposite with my handle, pointing out that since a supermajority of slashdot posters are male it's rather stupid to say things like "s/he." And what about the folks lacking gender identity, shall we start using "s/h/it?"

      At any rate though, I would have said she in response to you since as far as I know, Lena is an unambiguously female name. And so for failing to recognize a fairly significant clue as to your sex, I have to chide the OP myself.

    173. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Besides, go ahead and tell me how you are going to address Siddhartha, Sabine or Kim? Are we obligated to learn all names from all languages and in the last case first ask if the poster is American or Korean?
      I have no intention to respond to that (other than letting you know I'm not going to respond) because your interpretation of a secondary side-comment was so perversely misunderstood. I'm not going to defend what you believe I said. I only defend what I actually said.

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    174. Re:ask a lawyer by optikSmoke · · Score: 1

      Really, you are just demonstrating my point. I'm certain most people don't reason through the probability of a pronoun's correctness when typing a message on Slashdot. You are simply providing a rationale after the fact, something humans are excellent at. We're so good at it we can convince ourselves after that fact that we fully reasoned through a snap decision.

      And really, if you are striving to be "as precise as [you] can be", you should realize that by specifying that which you do not know (i.e. the poster's gender), you are being more precise than you reasonably can be.

      Why do you expect us to specify an information that is most likely false (assume the lawyer is female) instead of one that is most likely true (lawyer=male)?

      This is a false dichotomy. I expect you to specific neither. There are many viable options available: using "one", avoiding pronoun use, rewriting sentences to utilize plural "they", or even the prescriptivists' dreaded (but increasingly popular) singular "they". Believe me, if you start doing it out of habit, it will become more natural than generic "he".

    175. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First, it's a bullshit scare tactic.

      Doubtful. They probably don't expect you to read it, so how can they expect you to be scared by it?

      Second, signing doesn't mean you're signing your freedoms away. Here, if a contract violates the law, it's unenforceable regardless of your signature.

      In many (most?) states, it's not illegal. (The major exception is California.)

      And third, you really have no choice but to sign if you plan to work in USA. I suppose you could find a very small IT company that doesn't push non-competes, but it'll be hard to find that. You won't be unemployed for a "couple of months", you'll be unemployed for YEARS with that sort of search criteria.

      Last place I worked was in the USA and had >100,000 employees (i.e., definitely not a "very small IT company"), and it had a non-compete but it didn't stop me from working anywhere the day after I left. My current company is a small one, which I had no trouble finding, and the non-compete also doesn't cover me the day after I leave.

      Come to think of it, none of the programming jobs I've ever held has had a non-compete that prevented me from working anywhere else the day after I quit. I have a strict policy of not signing things I don't agree to, and I haven't had any trouble finding work.

      Please don't discourage this man/womyn from trying to find a job he/she would like.

    176. Re:ask a lawyer by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

      Clearly, no court in its right mind would enforce such an over-reaching and broad contract.

      You're not from around here are you?

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    177. Re:ask a lawyer by angus_rg · · Score: 1

      No joke. Where do you work, Auschwitz? I'd definitely tell Lumbergh to shove it, once you find a new job.

      I'd be pissed enough that anything I did on my own free time belonged to them, let alone, my next employer. It's companies like this that stifle creative minds.

      At least you had the sense to read it, unlike most people who probably signed it.

    178. Re:ask a lawyer by JoshHeitzman · · Score: 1

      You may want to check into unemployment for your state. If they fire you for not signing such an agreement, you may be able to collect unemployment, while you look for a new employer.

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    179. Re:ask a lawyer by webweave · · Score: 1

      I've signed a few here in Canada and the more onerous the less likely it is enforceable. I took one to a lawyer and he said it was so far out there that I should sign it before they figure out they could never use it. Something about never working in my trade if it competed with my employer or anywhere in the world. Also here you have to be paid while under the agreement, if they stop paying you then the deal is done. You can't sign away your right to make a living.

      Another point is if you already signed one to get your job then signing another one is a "new deal" and you should ask for something in return or just flatly refuse. Why should your employer be allowed to change the terms of the deal and you get nothing in return? Always remember "What's in it for me" your employer seems to have a firm grasp on it.

    180. Re:ask a lawyer by groslyunderpaid · · Score: 1

      I must believe you don't work in USA then, because I've never seen an IT job without a non-compete requirement in the last 13 years of my career.

      I have worked in the IT department of an insurance company for coming up on 3 years. I was greeted with no such agreement nor have I signed one. IT has never even been suggested that I may need to.

      I did have to recently sign a non-disclosure agreement, which is pretty standard when they are going to share something with us that the world can't know about yet. But I could give them the finger tommorow and go work for a direct competitor if I wanted.

      Granted, I'm a network technician / jr. system admin and not a programmer, but I'm pretty sure those guys don't sign anything here either.

      Now the amusing thing is, in a previous life, I worked in a small computer store where we built and repaired PC's, and there I did have to sign a non compete agreement saying if I left that I could not work for a competitor in the same county for something like three years.
    181. Re:ask a lawyer by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      I have no idea why you brought that up. Quite an unexpected interpretation, imo. My profile name is generally a good indicator of gender.

      How is "Iena_10326" a good indicator of gender? That's what it looks like to me, anyway.

      Moreover, even if you had had enough forethought to capitalize the L in your username, how am I to know that's a female name? As an American, I've never met anyone named Lena in my entire life. It might be a common name in Russia, but not here.

      If you had a username like "Elf_Princess" or something like that, you might have an argument for expecting Slashdotters to assume you're female, although even then many people would mess up since they don't bother to look at the username of the person they're responding to. But your lame excuse for a username is anything but unambiguous.

      I think you need to grow some thicker skin.

    182. Re:ask a lawyer by Dr.+Cody · · Score: 1

      There is nothing modern about "they" as gender-neutral. It's as old as dirt.

    183. Re:ask a lawyer by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Informative

      Note that here in Washington, we have at-will employment laws too. The idea is that an employee can quit without notice, and an employer can terminate the employment without notice. This is fair. I have unfortunately had to be in both sides of this in the past and have had to quit a job without notice and yet remain on good terms with my former employer. But this varies from state to state.

      Anyway the key thing about employment contracts is that they should be bilateral. This shouldn't be the employee giving up additional right in exchange for employment but either a clarification of expectations or an exchange of additional promises (you agree to give x weeks notice, and I agree to a severance package if I terminate your employment without notice, for example).

      Typically non-compete clauses do last beyond the terms of employment though my business has no need for such terms. They should be appropriately scoped, however. I.e. when I worked for Microsoft I was barred from competing with them in areas where I had access to trade secrets for a period of 6 months (iirc, might have been a year) after working for them-- the goal was quite clearly to prevent me from taking Microsoft source code and giving it to competition. This was reasonable. Their moonlighting policies were also somewhat reasonable (but less reasonable since at one point I had moonlighting permissions revoked because Microsoft decided to get into a market where I would be competing with them).

      If things are too one-sided you need to be looking for another job. If you are a good worker you should always be able to find a way (even if it means starting your own business). I hate to plug Microsoft on this forum but I did find their practices reasonable in these areas. I would sooner work there again then at a place that was much more one-sided regarding employment. But then, my company is hiring Perl and PL/PGSQL programmers (email resume to chris@metatrontech.com) for work on FOSS projects.

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    184. Re:ask a lawyer by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      And I would rather have a monopoly on force than a devastating plague from Mars killing 99% of earth's population.

      Your argument makes a false dichotomy, the absence of a monopoly of force does not need to translate into civil war. There is no global monopoly of force, yet there is not constant war on the borders.

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    185. Re:ask a lawyer by optikSmoke · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, as one who makes liberal use of the laziness excuse, I can see it for what it is: an excuse. Particularly among a social group known for its (often obsessive) dedication to accuracy. You are rationalizing the existence of a historical behaviour that is easily changed. The only reason people don't correct it is because they'd rather believe they haven't been wrong, and thus come up with reasons why their behaviour should continue.

    186. Re:ask a lawyer by Garridan · · Score: 1

      Of course, YMMV. It's a contract -- both parties have to agree. You don't agree with your potential employer, and you don't get employed. It worked for me, though, and there's rarely harm in asking.

    187. Re:ask a lawyer by amber_of_luxor · · Score: 1

      >the typical attempt I've seen basically claims all IPR to anything you do during the period of your employment,

      Would a company really claim all IPR to:
      * a movie that has a "XXX" rating;
      * a play that promotes pedestry;
      * a song that equates governments with thugs;
      * a book that explores the theology of the Apostles Creed, and its relationship to the Ten commandment's thereby demonstrating that the company advocates that which is both immoral and unethical;

      Amber

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    188. Re:ask a lawyer by Kildjean · · Score: 1

      whixh sate is this so we never move there?

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    189. Re:ask a lawyer by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      And you wonder why some of us might have a "chip on our shoulder".

      At the time of the Second World War, all the able bodied men were ripped away from this continent, leaving their women, who previously had been supported by their mates, to fend for themselves alone for a decade. The entire female population of the continent was abandoned and forced to become hard and independent where before they were cherished and protected and supported.

      Then after the war, an entire generation of men returned, shell shocked and crazy from the pain they had seen, with instincts honed to a killing edge that served no useful purpose anymore.

      Feminism is the malignant, divisive perspective created by a generation of abandoned women.

      So, I'm sorry. I'm a compassionate person, and I know all about why you have a chip on your shoulder. It was caused by terrible abuse on a societal scale.

      You're still a lingering part of the problem though. Pain and fear are never an excuse for a malignant philosophy.

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    190. Re:ask a lawyer by jc66 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I got given something like this and told that it 'just cleared up some legal stuff connected with intellectual property' and was asked to sign it so that my review could be cleared and I could get my (rather large) pay increase. One of the new clauses was an extension of my notice period from one to three months Well, I put it on my shelf, unsigned, forgot about it, next month got the pay increased, and never thought about it again till the day I handed in my resignation and was told by a manager that actually I couldnt leave as soon as i stated on my letter due to the new employment contracts... and guess what i had to say about that :)

    191. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've yet to see a language where you don't use a female pronoun when referring specifically to a woman but I'd be very curious to learn if there is one.

      Of course, if you'd bothered to STFW, you'd have seen that Wikipedia has a list: Bengali, Chinese (spoken only?), Filipino, Finnish, Estonian, Hungarian, Georgian, Korean ("before modernization"), Nahuatl, Persian, and Turkish.

      My favorite is Turkish. The third-person singular pronoun (he|she|it) is "o". Combined with the fact that several common Turkish names are used for both sexes, you can carry on quite a conversation about somebody without ever learning that person's sex.

    192. Re:ask a lawyer by kelnos · · Score: 1

      In my US-centric experience, salaried professionals are always on the clock, even on vacation. When I'm on vacation, I'm on vacation: I don't even check my work email. My boss and those coworkers who have my cell number wouldn't call me unless it was an emergency, and even then I might not answer if it wasn't a good time. (Not to mention I might be in a place where my cell doesn't work.) If there was a situation where I had to work a non-trivial amount of time while on vacation, I would expect something in return, like one or more days of my vacation being 'free', depending on how much I had to work.

      It doesn't sound fair, but these positions are often quintessential to a business (or, at least, they should be), and thus they need to be on call if needed. IMO any company which can't do without any particular employee for a couple weeks is doing something wrong. Exceptions might be officers and top executives, and possibly employees at small startups who go into it knowing they're likely giving up their personal time.
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    193. Re:ask a lawyer by Buran · · Score: 1

      How about "lifeform"? Still neutral but really funny.

      I'm actually a "she" and what's really nuts is that on another forum, my sig includes my first name. I STILL get assumed to be a guy. If I get things like "thanks man!" I say "I am no man!" with a wink smiley (;)) ... only once or twice has anyone stepped in for me and actually said it for me. People just plain don't read, it seems.

    194. Re:ask a lawyer by nametaken · · Score: 1


      That's good to know. I'd always thought that ultimately those non-competes that extended beyond existing company IP constituted "right-to-work" infringements.

    195. Re:ask a lawyer by Svartalf · · Score: 1

      I work for nvidia. My employment contract said:
      a) Any inventions I invent on my own time with my own equipment are mine.
      b) Any inventions I invent on their time and/or with their equipment are theirs.
      c) I can leave nvidia whenever I want (duh) and go work for whomever I want, on whatever project I want.

      All they ask is that if I'm thinking about leaving, I let them know so they can see if they can make the reason I want to leave go away.

      You can have my job when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers.


      Which is why the jobs there seem to be hotly sought after and they've been gaining people to attrition from one of your competitors... >:-)

      I just wish I had something like that right now. I'm facing yet another one of these stupid
      "We own everything you come up with" assignment clauses in an employment agreement.

      The answer they're going to get is "I can't sign that as I've got ongoing covenants that preclude my
      assignment of that IP in that space to you... Let me get with my attorney and come up with an
      alternative." Which I've already told 'em. So far, while it never hurts to ask someone, the batting
      average on this stuff (For me, at least) has been dismal. I've always been nice about it, never surly-
      but they almost always have been that way. Something about them thinking they're entitled to it or
      somesuch like it.
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    196. Re:ask a lawyer by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      See, it's code or law like that that means there should be a major insurrection.

      In MY free time I use a low-end, user friendly database to create things like tracking characters in my fiction world, tracking compartments and fixtures in my ship designs (that I created LONG before joining my current employer which designs commercial ships and virtually NO military ships from scratch, tho that IS in the company's field of interest or potential involvement), and to track fake assumed fuel and range/distance capabilities.

      Now, one year, in 2004, I worked for a mortgage company that (I later on found out) was cribbing Open Source code and sticking it into its own "proprietary" rate shop/search engine, and it seemed to be loathe to recontribute code to the community. I disclosed some of my inventions as being a spread-sheet based application that tries to simulate moving targets and intercepts of them based on simple geometry and math and algebra.

      That spooked the IT director and the company lawyer/counsel because to them I was getting close to doing something they did: find the best interest rate, base, prime, down payment, etc. related to housing. But, if you do that with ships: Know speed, position, course, distance to target, target motion (up, down, toward, away from, speed, etc.) and attempt to intercept, you're really just chasing numbers, trying to do it smoothly, quickly, efficiently.

      I disclosed other things, too. NONE of this had ANYthing to do with the company's line of business, and should NEVER have been part of their field of interest as a MORTGAGE company and software developer FOR the mortgage industry.

      As for my current employment, I disclosed the same things and said that although none of it can be patented because I lack the resourced, I DO retain non-reassignable copyright over all that I created, no matter what I sign afterward.

      It is obscene, objectionable, and beyond VILE for an employer to expect (boilerplate or not) ANYone who didn't use its internal information or tools or resources to just "hand over" anything that is easy to reproduce in the wild. If anyone wants my work THAT badly, they already have resources to just reproduce it. To pursue it in court would be just being specious and an attempt to destroy me. Besides, in the case of my drawings, what I put out is out; I cannot tell THOSE viewers to surrender their derivations.

      Even if an employer only wants DERIVATIVES rights and not my originals, that's like taking my lifeblood since childhood and saying, "Never again or at least not for 6 months can you do this stuff, even if any Joe-Blow in a 9th grade school can go to the internet and do what you so far have done."

      Well, in today's Examiner, there is this:

      "Joe Simitian

      The state senator has renewed his call for California residents to submit ideas for new state laws by extending the deadline for his annual "There Oughta Be A Law" contest. Simitian said he's listening to plenty of ideas from members of the community but not enough of them have been submitted in writing. The new contest deadline is Dec. 3. Contestants can fill out an application at www.senatorsimitian.com or can request one by calling (650 688-6384 or (831) 425-0401."

      Well, there oughta be a law against ANY goddamn California-based, or California-connected employer or business or consultancy presenting and boilerplate or calculated contract saying that the employee, as a condition of hire or contracting, MUST divulge any inventions, assign copyright or patent rights to the employer, related or not to the company's core or peripheral or potential line/s of business.

      Until and unless national law repudiates and makes morally repugnant/pugnacious and illegal these or similar contracts, then every hobbyist out there who lands a job due to passion in their hobby is likely or able to be screwed.

      At the LEAST, the/a company can ASK (without guarantee) to have limited, non-exclusive interest for 4 or 6 months in DIRECTLY-THREATENING outside-wo

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    197. Re:ask a lawyer by Buran · · Score: 1

      I guess the "politeness never hurts" subtext went right over your head. How is "he or she" incorrect English, by the way?

    198. Re:ask a lawyer by apt142 · · Score: 1

      Also, you forgot the drag queens. How do you determine when to call them he or she, since their obvious preferred pronoun has more to do with clothing and personality than actual plumbing?

      And deities? Is the Flying Spaghetti Monster a he or a she? Or is the correct pronoun something altogether different?

      And let's not forget people with multiple personalities, zombie hordes, occult cabals, microsoft fanboys and other entities that only think in groups for whom the singular pronoun will forever be a bad fit for.

      His Majesty and/or they and/or it and/or he and/or she demand(s) equal consideration here.

    199. Re:ask a lawyer by tepples · · Score: 1

      I would argue that your free time is your free time, fair enough if they are paying you 24x7. In other words: "Feel free to strike this clause from your contract in exchange for a 66 percent wage cut."
    200. Re:ask a lawyer by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      Do you say "he" when talking about a nurse or a secretary, to avoid the sexist stereotypes?

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    201. Re:ask a lawyer by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      These things started off in executive space, where the extra severance for the non-compete is just par for the course.

      If you're ever going to buy a business, get a long non-compete with the seller. One of my old bosses build a national business providing monitored physical security systems, sold it, waited two years, then built another one from scratch, competed directly and put the one he sold out of business.

      Ballsy, admirable on some level perhaps, but not something you'd want done to you.

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      -1 Uncomfortable Truth
    202. Re:ask a lawyer by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Principle of the thing? Who's going to hire you if the last place owns your first half year of work?

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    203. Re:ask a lawyer by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      I work for nvidia. My employment contract said:
      nVidia is based in California, which has labor laws basically saying that what you described is all that's enforcible.

    204. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course it did. If the company submits that contract as evidence themselves (and they have no other contract to submit), then they are considered to have accepted the terms. If they submit no contract as evidence, then they have no evidence you agreed to any terms whatsoever. You can't be held responsible for things you specifically did not agree to. A contract requires a "meeting of the minds". The best they can do is hold yo to the terms you did agree to, as the other option is not having a contract at all and defaulting to standard employment law.

    205. Re:ask a lawyer by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      "They" is something I would expect someone with a BA in Linguistics to accept ;-). After all you aren't studying what high school English teachers teach (which isn't English as a language, but rather good "style"). In short, you study how people use language, while the English teacher tries to show you how to communicate clearly.

      There are several issues with using "they" as a generic singular. The largest one is that it causes a conflict of number when used with a clearly singular indefinite pronoune. For example "Someone should claim their keys" doesn't read well. Compare with "Anyone who has lost keys should claim their keys at the lost and found" and "Everyone should claim their keys."

      As I am sure you are aware, Modern English inherited a lot of screwy gender stuff from Middle English (but most of this was not present in Old English). Unfortunately the problem is there but we have no clear solution from a communication perspective. The obvious solution would be to go back to they/that. So the first example would become:

      "Someone should claim thats keys." ;-)

      (Note that "That" is the neuter version of the same root that gives us "she." That:she::it:he.)

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    206. Re:ask a lawyer by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      Maybe people should just realize that "he" is the gender-neutral pronoun in English!
      How old are you?

      English textbooks are probably complaining it's wrong, but sometime in the last 10-15 years, "they" became completely acceptable for casual use. The textbooks will come around to accepting "they" as both singular and plural sooner or later, just like they did when "you" replaced "thee".

    207. Re:ask a lawyer by Buran · · Score: 1

      Wow, complaining about five extra letters, which do a lot to show that the writer is mindful of a diverse audience ...

    208. Re:ask a lawyer by tepples · · Score: 1

      Newsflash: if you go to a site that has 95%+ male readership Citation needed.
    209. Re:ask a lawyer by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      For that matter, names like Ashley where the presumed gender of the name depends on where the person is from.

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    210. Re:ask a lawyer by Uncle+Warthog · · Score: 1

      I'm curious. Just exactly what bunch of asshats is this (i.e., who is trying to get you to sign this and where are they located)? I'd like to do my best to avoid them if at all possible (as, I'm sure, a lot of others here would as well).

    211. Re:ask a lawyer by gnetwerker · · Score: 1
      I'm the original poster. I spoke to a lawyer, and he told me that in my state this type of contract would hold and that the employer can punish employees in any way for not signing. So, I'm thinking I just need to find a better employer.


      That is most likely the correct answer, though there is one other possibility: find a better lawyer. While you are probably an "at will" employee (i.e. can be fired for any or no reason), requiring a contract for no other compensation that to continue your employment reduces the level of free will in your execution of such a contact, and may in fact void it. Consider: if someone puts a gun to your head (or your dog's head) and says, "sign this", it is not a binding contact. If your employment is at risk, while it is not a matter or life or death, it nonetheless reduces your ability to freely enter into an agreement.


      A better lawyer would go through this with you. But as before, the bottom line may be the same -- you may wish to just stop working for these scumbags.

    212. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's also the point that "lena" is a woman's name . . .

    213. Re:ask a lawyer by daveywest · · Score: 1

      Your company is asking for (more) rights to your inventions. You are well within your rights to ask for more compensation. If they refuse, I would start spending a lot of work time on Monster.com to avoid thinking of any new patentable ideas.

    214. Re:ask a lawyer by Sancho · · Score: 1

      In modern American English, "one" is used to refer to a nonspecific entity. I can't find a pronoun which can be used to refer to a specific person without specifying gender. "They" is used commonly, but is grammatically incorrect unless you are referring to multiple persons.

    215. Re:ask a lawyer by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but you give these agreements, and your work together in exchange for the money you are paid.

      However, having said this, my suggestion is that this might be unenforcible because it would suggest that work you would do for another employer would be theirs as well for a period of time after you leave. That seems to me to be a stretch but again, IANAL, and it need not be legally enforcible to make your life difficult.

      F0r example, as an employer, if you didn't tell me about such contracts when I hired you and I found out later, I would fire you because that provides a strong risk to my business. If you did tell me, I would have to decide whether it is worth possibly fighting with your previous employer, how I wanted to try to mitigate the risk, and so forth. It would make hiring you more difficult and more expensive which is probably the point.

      In general, it is probably a good idea to assume all contracts are enforcible when signing. This is simply a matter of recognizing that regardless of whether something would be upheld in court, it could still be used against you.

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    216. Re:ask a lawyer by jdcope · · Score: 1

      I had an employer several years ago that required us to sign an agreement that said we couldnt work for any competitor for 5 years after leaving the company. But this was mainly because the main competitor was across town, and was created by disgruntled ex-employees.

    217. Re:ask a lawyer by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      I'm a feminist. That's true, however I'm far more supportive of men than the majority of feminists out there.

      Perhaps your time would be better spent fighting for equality than railing against the features of English. He is a gender neutral pronoun.

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    218. Re:ask a lawyer by Gideon+Fubar · · Score: 1

      sorry, that's somewhat surreal to me.. like Eugene Belford just told me i'm a console cowboy..

      i definitely understand the specialist field argument, but that really really doesn't stack up when you look at the other side of it. The employee is either multi-skilled OR they are stuck in a situation where they cannot work in their chosen field without breeching the previous employer's contract. For programmers this may not be so bad, but i'm sure there are many professions in which you don't really have the same flexibility as programming, or where the specialist skills are required by only two or three major competing firms...

      Just makes it seem like the employers are protecting themselves at the expense of their employees. I realize it's not a particularly strong point, but i'm used to my employer actually wanting me to stay and offering incentives to that end.

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    219. Re:ask a lawyer by Bud+Dickman · · Score: 1

      Why are you so angry? Looking at your posting history, you don't say anything positive - ever. Do you really hate Slashdot this much or are you dealing with some mental disorder that makes you act this way about everything and anything?

    220. Re:ask a lawyer by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      But what if the entity in question has a multiple personality disorder - sorry, I meant is singularity challenged ? Shouldn't it be "hesheittheyoneorsomeorallofthem" ?

      Too many words - just use 'thingy'

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    221. Re:ask a lawyer by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      FYI: "intersexed" is the appropriate term. "hermaphrodite" is antiquated as well as inaccurate and derogatory to the interesexed.

      Why is that? Is it the same reasoning that led to the ridiculous african american/people of color thing?

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    222. Re:ask a lawyer by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      How old are you?

      23, but I'm working hard on my curmudgeon skills.

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    223. Re:ask a lawyer by optikSmoke · · Score: 1

      No, I would probably say "they"; I don't mind a bit of descriptivism in language and singular they doesn't bother me at all.

      I think your question actually hits at the point of what I mean, particularly because the opposite situation didn't even occur to me before you mentioned it: I don't use "they" to avoid stereotypes, I naturally just don't specify gender unless I know it. The need to consciously avoid a stereotype itself implies some underlying prejudice. I won't deny that I have prejudices I have to avoid (in fact I try to examine and understand my biases as much as humanly possible), but gender specificity tends not to be one of them.

      You seem to keep coming back to a choice between "he" or "she", so I'll reiterate: you don't need to specify either. There are many ways not to, as I outlined in my post above. If you actually get into the habit, specifying unknown gender will seem strange and out of place.

    224. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just call them by their name (or profile name)? Mine is lena or lena_10326. There is a reason that we use pronouns. They're shorter than names, and take up less space. Can you imagine how unwieldy your speech would be if you had to name something in full every time you referred to it? ("Steve put Steve's hat on Steve's head, etc.")

      It's just an unfortunate historical accident of the english language that pronouns are gender-dependent.
    225. Re:ask a lawyer by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Really, you are just demonstrating my point. I'm certain most people don't reason through the probability of a pronoun's correctness when typing a message on Slashdot. You are simply providing a rationale after the fact, something humans are excellent at. We're so good at it we can convince ourselves after that fact that we fully reasoned through a snap decision.

      No, it's simply that slashdot is male dominated. Change that and I'll assume that it might be a girl. I'll still use 'he' for indeterminate cases because I speak proper english (mostly).

      Oh, and what does this have to do with non-compete agreements?

      This is a false dichotomy. I expect you to specific neither. There are many viable options available: using "one", avoiding pronoun use, rewriting sentences to utilize plural "they", or even the prescriptivists' dreaded (but increasingly popular) singular "they".

      That's godawful. 'one' is snooty, rewriting sentences makes no more sense than for eliminating split infinitives, and they is sometimes useful, but I only use it when number is also indeterminate.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    226. Re:ask a lawyer by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Damn, now I've got images of a hot (and brilliant) russian linguist running through my head.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    227. Re:ask a lawyer by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      23, but I'm working hard on my curmudgeon skills.
      Now that you mention it, I think I read several Andy Rooney books when I was 23. He's probably the world's foremost professional curmudgeon.

      You know what I hate?....

    228. Re:ask a lawyer by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      Maybe people should just realize that "he" is the gender-neutral pronoun in English!
      Agreed. Every schoolwhitey ought to know that by now.
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    229. Re:ask a lawyer by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Ahh, I see. If I sign a contract without reading it, like for cell service, that's my tough shit. But if I do the same myself, suddenly there's no legal weight to the changes?

    230. Re:ask a lawyer by Toad-san · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yep, me too, several times. One actually tried to grab everything I'd ever program (I was a programmer) _forever_ .. in that particular area of programming. Forever. Yeah, right, fat chance. I responded with my own nondisclosure agreement (very limited, very much to the point), and several insults about lawyers. The decision makers were embarrassed at the horribleness of their boilerplate employment and nondisclosure agreements, and ended up rewriting them all.

    231. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      English isn't a romance language.

    232. Re:ask a lawyer by TekPolitik · · Score: 2, Funny

      there's a reason why handwritten modifications to contracts are generally initialled by both parties

      Type up a new version of the signature page, adding a new final clause:

      All other clauses are null and void unless, prior to the seventh day after the employee signs this document, the entire area of Washington DC is destroyed by a meteor strike.

      Give it to them eight days after you signed it. Hey, somebody who asks you to sign this document is not respecting you, why should you show any more respect?

    233. Re:ask a lawyer by ZhuLien · · Score: 1

      if it were me, I'd make them sign a contract that they'd pay me 6 months pay after the day I leave for the work I do which is not related to them.

    234. Re:ask a lawyer by IronClad · · Score: 2, Informative

      While asking a lawyer might be a good idea, a lawyer cannot give you all the information you need to make this decision. You really need a good handle on:

      1) Your relationship with your boss

      2) Where this initiative is coming from (how far removed from your boss and how influential)

      3) The perceived value of you personally to the company

      4) The level of your own personal negotiation skills

      5) Your perceived integrity

      Unless you can accurately assess all of those items, in addition to the legal questions of enforceablilty and compliance with labor regulations, you cannot answer your question. Remember that the legal questions, especially enforeceability, only matter if you have the cash, stamina, strength of will, etc. to go to court. Most people don't. Don't expect the company to give hoot about what your lawyer thinks.

      I faced a nearly identical situation 5 years ago, an additional agreement, even the language reads remarkably like what I saw. I had a strong enough position and was perceived to have sufficiently rare skills that I was able to stare down the requests, but not without some *very careful* negotiations. I had to answer verbal cajoling like the following:

      "Aww, the company doesn't ever really expect to enforce those provisions, we trust you, they're just to make the lawyers happy" -> "If you don't then we don't need a signed agreement, right?"

      "You're the last one not to sign this." -> "I'm the only one left who invents stuff around here."

      "It's perfectly legal." -> "Are you practicing law now? I'm still waiting to hear from my lawyers and the Department of Labor."

      "You're an at-will employee." -> "Then why should I agree to a contract that extends my obligations, but not yours? What's my consideration?"

      "We don't want anything but ideas that you invented here." -> "You've already got those, and besides that's not what the contract says."

      So my advice is:

      0) Be nice about it. Express honest misgivings. Don't be a prick, and don't confront.
      1) Delay delay delay. You may be on your next job anyways by the time it's resolved.
      2) Go out on the market immediately, and assess your hireability elsewhere. Have an offer in your back packet just in case. DO NOT BLUFF. (You may just find you're happier elsewhere anyway..)
      3) Consult a good labor lawyer IFF you have the will to go to court to enforce whatever rights he says you have in your venue.

      I did all the above exept #3, and was offered a much better place to work while the issue dragged out over 3 years. I did not sign, and I left voluntarily. YMMV.

    235. Re:ask a lawyer by IronClad · · Score: 1

      Three more pointers:

      1) Be very careful with whom you negotiate. It probably does not help to negotiate specifically with, for example, a HR secretary. That will only get cause him/her to report to an executive, "Joe Schmo is being difficult," Even if you're being nice. A good rule of thumb is not to spend much time dickering with someone who says "No" unless that person also has the authority to say "Yes." Instead carefully find out who all this is coming from and what their concerns really are.

      2) When applying or interviewing elsewhere, you don't need any better excuse than, "My employer is trying to unilaterally change employment terms in a way that encumbers me for six months, and I don't think that's right. You want my ideas from my first week here, right? That means you don't have any provision like this one, right?" Showing how the agreement is not favorable to a prospective employer as well as to you is a great way to identify unreasonable candidates when you're interviewing new bosses.

      3) That same reasoning may be persuasive to you current employer. (I did not try it..) "You wanted and got my ideas from the first day working here, right? Wouldn't I have been less employable if my previous employer had owned all my ideas for the first six months? I did (insert list of accomplishments) in that time. Why are you trying to reduce my employability? What does the DOL think about such tactics?

      Oh, and good luck.

    236. Re:ask a lawyer by yargevad · · Score: 1

      That, or simply ignore the people who take personal offense when someone doesn't know their gender and doesn't go out of his way to not have to guess.
      Subtle. Nice.
    237. Re:ask a lawyer by fishtop+records · · Score: 1

      wow, you have a great job. Enjoy it.

    238. Re:ask a lawyer by thx1138_az · · Score: 1

      Yeah!, up until all companies in a country require a non-compete... then you'll be f**k*d and crying for mommy.

    239. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your sig really helps your cause. I'm sure the men on /. are going to try harder to respect your gender since you have so much respect for them.

    240. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a guy and my last name is a girl's name, and so I have had people assuming wrong all over and over my entire life. Who gives a shit?

      You know that you brought that whole he/she thing up just to flame those men on /. that you think have tiny pricks, so you could reinforce your own stereotypes about them. You're such a hypocrite and you've got some serious gender issues. Give slashdotters a fucking break.

    241. Re:ask a lawyer by daybot · · Score: 1

      Do you prefer to break the entire language to get rid of a anachronism

      God, I hate that. It's an anachronism.

    242. Re:ask a lawyer by otomo_1001 · · Score: 1

      As an aside, what ldap server is it?

      I want to drop our current employers iplanet directory server. Such a pig.

    243. Re:ask a lawyer by optikSmoke · · Score: 1

      I'll still use 'he' for indeterminate cases because I speak proper english (mostly).

      Maybe it's a cultural thing. I can't think of a formal writing context in which I would expect to be able to do that.

      I don't consider indeterminate 'he' to be proper anymore, and I think singular 'they' is perfectly fine. This position seems to be borne out by usage where I live: I'm honestly surprised at how widespread 'he' is on Slashdot since I can't think of anyone I know who uses it. This only adds to my surprise when I find people actually arguing that they should be using it.

      Oh, and what does this have to do with non-compete agreements?

      Alright, alright. I doubt you'll ever accept that you're wrong any more than I'll ever accept that I am, anyway...

    244. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I ran into the exact situation and same clause. I refused to sign and looked for another job... expecting each day to be my last. Turns out when I brought it up, they were willing to cut it out. But, I was already gone at that point, suspicious about a company that would put that into an employee agreement. Turns out too that it was a new agreement they had just created for new employees.

      I would find another lawyer though, willing to go to task for such a situation. As a professional, I do believe that a contract can not keep you from doing your profession. I could not find the source for that thought. Them claiming ownership for six months would fall under that in my opinion.

    245. Re:ask a lawyer by CB-in-Tokyo · · Score: 1

      If you are prepared to quit, then before you do so, perhaps it makes sense to talk to someone high up in the company about the situation. Good, creative employees are valuable company resources that are hard to replace. There is a cost to you if you don't sign and lose your job, but there is also a cost to the company.

      If you get caught in the system by refusing to sign, then you are just another cog, and a non-compliant one at that. If you can bring real people back into the equation, then perhaps you can get somewhere -- but you need to be prepared to quit before you attempt do so.

      Good luck!

    246. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I support what you did! I did the same. It is new slavery! intellectual slavery, combat it!
      It would be nice to create a web site, an organization about it to protect and give information to people that find
      this things for firstime becasue they are going to receive the same message " you have to do it you have to accept that you are
      a slave" and that is not true. For people that say "it is not enforceable" , it is true, it is not , it is not legit ...
      but what you should sign something that say that you are a slave? what happens if people start to be used to that? if it is not enforceable,
      why signing it?

    247. Re:ask a lawyer by toddestan · · Score: 1

      My situation will probably be resulting in a lawsuit as it's pretty much illegal for them to pull this stunt in the first place- you can't pull the "you have to sign" thing after you've let me work for you any length of time (magic deal there...).

      Admittedly, I don't know about where you are working, but I'm in an at-will employment state. From my understanding, in an at-will state they can pretty much terminate you for any non-illegal reason, and this doesn't seem like it would be illegal to me.

    248. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LET them fire you for refusing to sign. Look up coercion. Ask your lawyer to look it up since he obviously is not familiar with the term.

      Then drop your lawyer and hire an attorney. Attorneys and lawyers are NOT the same thing. Also have your new attorney look up terrorism in the workplace. Trust me, if they tell you that you cannot work unless you sign, it is a threat against your job. Had some good luck one time on this (and this was pre-9/11 when the term had actual teeth).

      I am posting this anonymously for obvious reasons.

    249. Re:ask a lawyer by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      What really irks me, though, is when a woman takes offense to being called a "dude".

      It's marginally preferable to 'Bitch'.

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    250. Re:ask a lawyer by dickens · · Score: 1

      One might reply "Ok, but only if you agree to pay me forever, regardless of whether I actually continue to work."

    251. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Your sig really helps your cause. I'm sure the men on /. are going to try harder to respect your gender since you have so much respect for them.
      I really don't care. I'm not here to win a popularity contest. If you're nice to them, they just step on you anyway. Just dishing a little back.

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    252. Re:ask a lawyer by BVis · · Score: 1

      This tends to change with a variety of factors. For instance, the employee handbook and internal company policy in most cases provide for severance pay and restricts the ability to let you go except for certain reasons. This hand book or internal company policy is viewed as a contract by most all courts and would supersede the states requirements if they are less.
      The employee handbook is there for the convenience of the employer. When there is a wrongful termination suit, they can point to the relevant part of the employee handbook and say "See? We told them." This results from the burden of proof being on the ex-employee to prove the circumstances under which the termination was unlawful. Getting said proof involves lawyers, who are expensive. Since you pay those legal fees whether you win or not, it tips the playing field seriously in the favor of the employer (who can probably afford an attorney a lot more than your newly unemployed ass can.)

      Now unemployment can be contested for any reason but, they have to have a reason to fire you. I'm in Ohio where you don't necessarily get unemployment if they had reason to fire you. It has to be a good reason too. They can fight it all they want but at most, they will only delay when you receive the unemployment if they don't have a substantial reason to fire you.
      Wrong. Termination does not require cause in an at-will employment jurisdiction. Your employer is fully within their rights to terminate you for any reason whatsoever, or no stated reason. If you do manage to get them in front of an unemployment board hearing, there's really nothing to keep them from using a minor (or fictional) infraction to justify your termination. Even if they're flat-out lying, how are you going to prove it? They're not giving sworn testimony, and they don't have the weight of perjury hanging over them. At least in this state, if you lose your hearing, your only recourse is through the courts, and who has money for that when you're out of work?

      While technically true, it is wrong to some degree. Even in Massachusetts, contract law is just that. You might not have a job at company X because of the At-Will status but that doesn't mean you don't have recourse.
      Oh no you don't. "You're fired." "Why?" "Don't have to tell you, bye." Where's the recourse? You can't argue with "we just don't like you anymore". Unless there's been a repeated (and carefully documented) pattern of blatantly discriminatory behavior, that's pretty much the end of that.

      The bottom line is there is more recourse then people think. They are often discouraged in taking some of that recourse because of funding or they just don't know about it or it becomes a hassle or they have already moved on or what ever. Of course there are some people who are just disgruntled and they did get fired for a good reason (even when they don't think it is). They don't or won't have recourse or as much. Every situation is somewhat unique so there probably isn't a blanket X-Y= settlement.
      The bottom line is, you can be fired at any moment for no reason, and proving that there WAS a reason despite your former employer's claims to the contrary is horrendously difficult and expensive.

      The solution to this problem is to require a reason and documentation for an involuntary termination. The documentation could be pretty much anything, but having some documentation and a reason means that said reason can be refuted. Without someplace to start, good fucking luck proving that there was ANY reason for your termination, let alone an illegal/discriminatory one.
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    253. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Yea.. because the pronoun "you" is so unwieldy.

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    254. Re:ask a lawyer by JoelKatz · · Score: 1

      You need to decide how much the rights they want are worth and see if they're willing to pay for them. Tell them honestly, "Here's a list of all the things you want from me, and here's how much I think they're worth. You need to decide which of those are worth having and which aren't." Be reasonable, and one of two things will happen:

      1) They'll be reasonable too, they'll get what they want, and you'll get what you want.

      2) They'll be unreasonable, and you'll find a job elsewhere, with a company that is willing to pay you what you are worth.

    255. Re:ask a lawyer by algoa456 · · Score: 1

      Aha, so that is why Ontario is so uncompetitive and public service IT is so poor and flaky - unions!

    256. Re:ask a lawyer by hyc · · Score: 1

      It may well be just business, but still it's Bad business.

      If you develop a cutting edge system that has value to your employer, then they should make it worth your while to stay there. A non-compete is the same as saying "we don't give a damn about you, we just want to pay as little as possible for your output." It's the mark of an extremely unenlightened management style, the kind that believes that any employee is interchangeable with any other. Despite the obvious cognitive dissonance, if you can be so damaging at a competitor, then you're obviously not just an interchangeable cog in their big machine.

      When you develop something of value to your company, you deserve both compensation and recognition. We are not interchangeable droids, we are individuals, and deserve to be recognized as such. Any company where the management doesn't understand this doesn't deserve to be in business, and they certainly don't deserve to profit from my labor.

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    257. Re:ask a lawyer by hyc · · Score: 1

      I'm surprised you need to ask. http://www.openldap.org/

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    258. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As others have said, it's highly dependent upon your jurisdiction. I worked at the independent Seattle subsidiary of a Boston-based company. The Boston company wanted me to sign their non-compete stuff well after I had started and signed the Seattle company's. The lawyer I contacted said they were legally obliged to offer me extra "consideration" (stock, money, whatever) for the additional contract. I pushed back, and they caved.

    259. Re:ask a lawyer by coolGuyZak · · Score: 1

      Is "Dude" now a bad word? (Seriously, I'm lost here.)

      Eh, the dude abides.

    260. Re:ask a lawyer by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      If you are fluent in Perl and/or have good database design/stored procedure coding experience, please don't hesitate to send me a resume (mailto:chris@metatrontechcom). Since my company does pretty much exclusively FOSS work, we don't really rely on non-compete and IP-assignment clauses the way IP-centered firms do.

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    261. Re:ask a lawyer by Mondor · · Score: 1

      It wasn't an ambiguous handle. Lena is a womans name. Short from Elena. So it's definitely she.

    262. Re:ask a lawyer by iamacat · · Score: 1

      So it is definitely she.

      Oh the irony.

    263. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why did you ask Slashdot?

    264. Re:ask a lawyer by iamacat · · Score: 1

      The author of this piece seems to be unable to distinguish between fiction and reality. No, we do not have to invent new intentionally sexist/racist generic terms like schoolpenis. However, we do not have to break our existing language just because some words, which are not discriminatory in actual modern usage, can be misunderstood just because of their sound. It would be niggardly to make children refer to their favorite fairy tale hero as snow or coal black or white.

    265. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked the dictionary, 'he' was generic for he or she.
      It is appropriate to use in the generic sense, or when the gender
      is unknown. It is not necessary to type more, unless you have some
      desire to be politically correct.

    266. Re:ask a lawyer by Cyphertube · · Score: 1

      Wrong. Termination does not require cause in an at-will employment jurisdiction. Your employer is fully within their rights to terminate you for any reason whatsoever, or no stated reason. If you do manage to get them in front of an unemployment board hearing, there's really nothing to keep them from using a minor (or fictional) infraction to justify your termination. Even if they're flat-out lying, how are you going to prove it? They're not giving sworn testimony, and they don't have the weight of perjury hanging over them. At least in this state, if you lose your hearing, your only recourse is through the courts, and who has money for that when you're out of work? Of course, if you have other circumstances, even at-will can be difficult for an employer to enforce, if it makes the appearance of discrimination. Being disabled, as I am, attempting to fire me without cause can easily be seen as discriminating against me due to disability. Now, for a small employer, that may not really matter, because you don't necessarily have the ability to go after them. But working for a publicly traded company, as I do, with not the greatest PR as of late, well, there are reasons we typically follow procedure to remove people, than simply engage in at-will firings, even though it is in the contract.

      The worst thing that an employer can do with an at-will firing is by trying to avoid firing and pushing you towards quitting. It becomes easy to sue them that because they will claim to have fired you for lack of efficiency, etc, and you can claim that was because they created a hostile environment. Not going to work in every jurisdiction, but if you sense it coming, document, document, document, and a good lawyer will be able to cover you at least until you get a new job.

      But again, never sign a document that ever gives away your ability to earn income. Some places will invalidate that, but the court hassles are still a pain.
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    267. Re:ask a lawyer by tony1343 · · Score: 1

      That's my point. The question was asking for a legal opinion (probably asking for a definitive answer actually, but those don't often exist in the law). You aren't qualified to give a legal opinion unless you are an attorney. Saying a contract is unenforceable when it is enforceable, isn't really an opinion either. You made a factual statement that was incorrect. That's like saying it's my opinion that pi is a rational number. The law isn't about guessing what you think is right; you have to do legal research, or else you are going to be bankrupt from malpractice suits. Giving a legal opinion that is wrong could cause someone financial harm. Now I doubt anyone actually takes legal statements on Slashdot with more than a grain of salt, so it probably doesn't matter. Also for the extreme cases, practicing law without a license is a crime. I don't mean to be rude, but it just gets frustrating to constantly read statements about the law on Slashdot that are completely incorrect. Sometimes I try to correct them, but probably 90% of the time I just close my browser and say screw it, because I don't have enough time to deal with it.

    268. Re:ask a lawyer by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Your argument makes a false dichotomy, the absence of a monopoly of force does not need to translate into civil war. There is no global monopoly of force, yet there is not constant war on the borders.

      That is because there is a monopoly within each geographic region. In some areas of the world, non-governmental gangs essentially control parts of cities. Where the boundaries of the monopoly are well defined, there is no fighting because no one seeks to upset the status quo. But the fact of the matter remains, you would be hard pressed to find an example (even a theoretical one) where one geographic region had multiple people allowed to use force that was not unstable. You end up with a Hatfield/McCoy problem eventually.

      But if a US cop shot someone in Mexico, there would be no legal reason not to punish him.

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    269. Re:ask a lawyer by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The employee handbook is there for the convenience of the employer. When there is a wrongful termination suit, they can point to the relevant part of the employee handbook and say "See? We told them." This results from the burden of proof being on the ex-employee to prove the circumstances under which the termination was unlawful. Getting said proof involves lawyers, who are expensive. Since you pay those legal fees whether you win or not, it tips the playing field seriously in the favor of the employer (who can probably afford an attorney a lot more than your newly unemployed ass can.)

      Well some lawyers will take the case on commission an not collect anything unless you win. Tipping the playing field is more a problem with the legal system not the lack of recourse though. The point is that you are not without recourse. And often you can take the case or part of it to court yourself depending on how familiar you are with the laws and legal system in your area. Of course I wouldn't goto trial without a lawyer for obvious reasons but gathering the evidence and making the complaints and so on can be the points needed to attract competent counsel. Where the hand book is most effective is not when you violate it but when you violate something that is supposed to get you a verbal warning and and up losing your job without any priors concerning it. Or when you get terminated for something that everyone else does and gets a pass on.

      But if you do do something that the hand book says will get you fired, then it isn't without cause. I mean they told you in black and white what they would fire you for and you did it anyways. I'm not of the opinion that you would deserve recourse in that situation.

      Wrong. Termination does not require cause in an at-will employment jurisdiction. Your employer is fully within their rights to terminate you for any reason whatsoever, or no stated reason. If you do manage to get them in front of an unemployment board hearing, there's really nothing to keep them from using a minor (or fictional) infraction to justify your termination. Even if they're flat-out lying, how are you going to prove it? They're not giving sworn testimony, and they don't have the weight of perjury hanging over them. At least in this state, if you lose your hearing, your only recourse is through the courts, and who has money for that when you're out of work?

      The termination requires a just cause to deny you unemployment benefits. Any employment termination will have a cause that is listed when you get your review for unemployment benefits. Because they didn't tell you or it was such a chicken shit reason that they are embarrassed to have others know why is a different story entirely. They will tell the unemployment offices a reason and they will tell you.

      And when in front of the employment board, this is where your work record and the hand book or usually company policy comes into play. BTW the labor board is a state run office. Even in Mass. It has the full power as a state congressional investigation- it is considered a quasi judicial entitiy. What you have, if you win the labor hearing is a set of arbitrated conditions that the employers has to agree to. If they don't the state picks up the tab for your lawsuit. Usually the state labor board covers all employees not covered by the national labor relations board which is yet another avenue. Either way, they will look at the contracts employers make with employees and the employee handbook is considered a contract. Employees in Mass have both the national and the state labor boards. A big problem is that there is actually reason and cause to get fired and the employee doesn't think so.

      Also the purpose of the hearing is to see if it warrants going to court. Err to better make the relation would be to see if there is a case of if the employer was justified before it hits the courts. As for not having money, Well, you shouldn't be spending everything as you get it. Yo

    270. Re:ask a lawyer by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

      A lawyer would know, better.

      but, if you and the employer agree to changes in the contract, that you do keep a notarized copy for yourself.
      Or if it is just a single page, 2 copies, both hand signed, so you have a hand signed copy in hand.

      Doubtful someone in your company would be so underhanded and falsify the document, but it happened at my employer (not sure by who, and not to me.)

    271. Re:ask a lawyer by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Conversely, remember that the singular for "They" is "that" (etymologically speaking, at least) ;-)

      "Why would you do that?" then takes on sexual connotations....

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    272. Re:ask a lawyer by Arthur+B. · · Score: 1

      [i]That is because there is a monopoly within each geographic region.[/i]

      Why does it have to be a territorial monopoly ?

      [i]In some areas of the world, non-governmental gangs essentially control parts of cities.[/i]

      You mean they have a territorial monopoly, like a government ?

      [i]Where the boundaries of the monopoly are well defined, there is no fighting because no one seeks to upset the status quo.[/i]

      Canadians and Americans on the border don't really give a shit about the status quo, yet you don't see more violent acts on the border than inside the country. You're talking about war between territorial monopolists but that's assuming they exist.

      [i]But the fact of the matter remains, you would be hard pressed to find an example (even a theoretical one) where one geographic region had multiple people allowed to use force that was not unstable[/i]

      Medieval Iceland ftw. But if you want theoretical example then you have to provide theoretical problems that could not be overcome without a territorial monopoly of violence.

      Besides, by 1800 you'd be have been hardpressed finding an example of a stable society without slaves, it doesn't mean it was not possible though.

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    273. Re:ask a lawyer by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I realise that I was not clear but actually what I was meaning was a language which has male/female pronouns but does not use the female one for a woman somewhat like the german example I gave.

    274. Re:ask a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One could argue that any contract signed under threat of losing your job was signed under duress. At least from the employees rights perspective if they can document that they would lose their job for failure to sign they could later try to renounce that contract as being signed under duress.

    275. Re:ask a lawyer by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      Did he TAKE anything from the employer that he couldn't find OUTSIDE the company?

      A lot of these employers think that JUST because YOU, a RESOURCE to them, come up with an idea, well, then "it's ours". That's ludicrous. Unfortunately, a LOT of states won't change these onerous, specious, unctuous, vicious codes because a lot of the attorneys are pro business and are backed by businesses.

      The best thing is to disclose what you feel safe disclosing, and annotating that it is exempt from the company's reach. For things super sensitive, ask if they'll accept an escrow firm to hold a sealed, confidential list of inventions to which the employer is not permitted to SEE, but can see that the envelope is still secure, unopened, untampered with. They can see you deposit the envelope, seal it, secure it, and surrender it to escrow, but they are NOT privileged to know the contents.

      Then, if you leave, and your idea is NOT directly related to the company, but they are jealous, and you refuse their courting for the idea, then they are just as enjoined from pursuing YOUR preexisting ideas (or new, escrowed ones not related to the company's CORE, EXISTING, FORESEEABLE and reasonable line of work, or extensions of your previous work, but still outside of the company's DAILY routine/activities), as you are enjoined from taking their customer list -- even if YOU ADDED TO their list by bringing in clients you met after hours at a bar or movie or theme park.

      Maybe someone can stat umm start a business model around IP escrow-enjoining-the-current/prospective employer.

      Also, someone needs to start a business model (with blood-thirsty lawyers) challenging every contacted employer to re-write their NC/IPD/NDA contracts and PROVE publicly (maybe privacy concerns of individual employees might be an issue here) that they are not an "asshole to work for".

      A LOT of companies angle to get themselves on the list of "Top # Companies to Work For", but they are really assholes when it comes to NDS/NC/IP Disclosure.

      It is ESPECIALLY unfair to expect a copier repair person trained by the military to not work for another copier repair company, after terming with an existing copier repair company, for 6 months or a year. If the employees core skills came from academics, an external trainer, etc, then if that terming employee can prove that his/her new employer is not going to significantly damage the previous employer, then TOUGH for the losing party.

      Programmers and designers cannot be expected to go work for Payless or PetCo or McDonalds JUST because an NDA says tsk tsk...

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    276. Re:ask a lawyer by BVis · · Score: 1

      File for unemployment compensation and they will have to provide a reason. If it is a discriminatory one or what ever, there will be signs of it going on before you are fired. Lets say one supervisor has fired all blacks working under him and has an all white division. Lets say that the minorities are the only ones doing the physical labor or only the white people are the ones promoted to management.
      I think you might be missing my point. Your former employer can go into that hearing and spin a bullshit story about your attitude problem / poor attendance / poor performance / whatever, and you can't prove otherwise. Who's going to prove they're lying? Who's got more credibility, you with your laziness and your bad attitude or the good employer who's providing a living for members of the community?

      There's nothing to keep them from lying their asses off and keep you from getting your unemployment benefits. Unless you've been documenting everything all along (which in itself could get you fired for being disloyal) you're shit out of luck. It's your word against theirs, and who are they going to believe?
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    277. Re:ask a lawyer by heybo · · Score: 1

      There are many words for slavery. Many words... It's still slavery.

    278. Re:ask a lawyer by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      I think you might be missing my point. Your former employer can go into that hearing and spin a bullshit story about your attitude problem / poor attendance / poor performance / whatever, and you can't prove otherwise. Who's going to prove they're lying? Who's got more credibility, you with your laziness and your bad attitude or the good employer who's providing a living for members of the community?
      They will have to document their claims. Performance reviews, attendance writeups and all that will have to come out. An employer can say something but as soon as you challenge it, they have to prove their case. They are the ones making the accusations that you aren't a model employee. The burden of proof is on them. You will then be able to get copies of your employee file including every claim they have against you. The ones you signed off on in the past, there will be no disputing them. The ones that you haven't signed off on, it will be like it never happened because they cannot prove that they disciplined you. Have you ever wondered why they ask you to sign something when it merits a verbal warning?

      There's nothing to keep them from lying their asses off and keep you from getting your unemployment benefits. Unless you've been documenting everything all along (which in itself could get you fired for being disloyal) you're shit out of luck. It's your word against theirs, and who are they going to believe?
      Yes there is. For one, the state isn't stupid. They won't be able to get by doing this for long. A pattern will show up and someone will believe them even less. Then there is the entire records thing. They have to show records that you were disciplined or missed days or what ever. You claim they are lieing and they have to prove the negetive.

      But more to the point, there are only a set few instances that they can actually deny unemployment compensation. So they would have to prove that their reason for terminating you falls within that scope. Unfortunately it is a large scope and a lot of people would probably fall into it. But it isn't some magical hidden scope that you can accidentally fall into.

      But something that you fail to realize is that the unemployment is automatically given to you unless they fight it. They (the former employer) has the burden of proof. Now, even if you had a bad attendance record, they list your poor performance as the reason they fired you, they cannot bring up the fact that you missed 5 days last years and was late five times this year. They fired you for poor performance. And yes, they have to give the unemployment compensation board a reason when they qualify you to benefits.

      I suggest that you look at the MASS unemployment insurance website

      It has links and everything to the laws, a little explanation of what processes and who is protected and some other things. The important part is that it says you are entitled to compensation if you weren't fired or terminated without a "good" cause. It also looks like the UI laws are modeled after the same ones that the ohio laws are modeled after. So there are some situations where you can quit and still receive benefits. I suggest you should look at it a little better while keeping an open mind. Anything the UI collects in their determination is available to you too. So what ever the employer represents as a reason or any so called evidence to why you should be denied is available to you. You can file for appeals or hearing and you should be able to get 3 or so before having to goto court. Also there are some lawyers who will pick this up for a small percentage of the back pay (i think the states toss cash their way too).
    279. Re:ask a lawyer by BVis · · Score: 1

      It has links and everything to the laws, a little explanation of what processes and who is protected and some other things. The important part is that it says you are entitled to compensation if you weren't fired or terminated without a "good" cause.
      There's the problem. Defining a "good" cause is subjective.

      So there are some situations where you can quit and still receive benefits.
      Camel, eye of needle, etc. You practically have to have video of someone sexually harassing/physically assaulting you in order to retain benefits after a voluntary quit.

      I suggest you should look at it a little better while keeping an open mind. Anything the UI collects in their determination is available to you too. So what ever the employer represents as a reason or any so called evidence to why you should be denied is available to you. You can file for appeals or hearing and you should be able to get 3 or so before having to goto court. Also there are some lawyers who will pick this up for a small percentage of the back pay (i think the states toss cash their way too)
      I have far more experience with this system than you do, having been through it more than once. I had a temp agency fight my claim because I wouldn't take a 12 hour overnight shift on 3 hours notice, in a field that I have no experience in. A my-word-against-theirs situation, and they won. They didn't have to provide any documentation, they just gave their say-so. And even if they did, said documentation would be easily enough created out of thin air. For example: A manager their could have said that in a closed-door meeting, I threatened their life. My word against theirs. They could create as much back-dated evidence as they wanted and I wouldn't be able to prove that it was invalid.

      As far as finding a pattern is concerned, the state has far better things to do than track that. They also have no motivation to do so, since denying benefits saves them money. They still get the benefit of being able to provide businesses with desperate potential employees who will take insulting wages for shit jobs since they have basically no choice. (Have you ever seen the list of positions that an unemployment office keeps? Most of the stuff is euphemisms for 'heavy lifting' or 'office bitch').

      The system is stacked against the employee no matter which way you look at it. At least having to provide a reason and documentation at the time of termination would keep employers from going through the trouble of forging said documentation, and prevent them from firing people for no good reason.
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    280. Re:ask a lawyer by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      There's the problem. Defining a "good" cause is subjective.

      Well it certainly isn't "no reason". But more to the point, the employee handbook describes what a good reason is in most cases. If it says that you should be suspended without pay for being late 4 times in a month and you end up getting fired, it isn't a good reason. If it doesn't address the reason for your termination then it is a complete judgment call that you can protest. And during the hearing someone other then the original person who made the judgment call is going to make the next one. and so on up until you have the third or however many hearings that you are entitled to.

      Camel, eye of needle, etc. You practically have to have video of someone sexually harassing/physically assaulting you in order to retain benefits after a voluntary quit.

      No. You practically need video if your claims are week. And if someone is physically assaulting you, you should at least have a police report detailing it. You have to think this stuff though too. Sexual harassment complaints should be made before you have quit. But they should be made to outside authorities also. Usually your states EOC board. If you quit because of an unsafe workplace (which would include someone assaulting you) then you are going to be covered. If you quit in finding a new job but that job fails through, you will still be covered (Usually, you have to have the job before quiting).

      The entire "outside authorities" is because they can not only prosecute the people behind the actions, but advise you or get you in touch with others who can advise you in when to quit and when not to. Often the accusations made are false because someone is disgruntled with losing their jobs in the first place. but it if it truly going on, then collecting evidence or making complaints wouldn't be unreasonable. You aren't likely to be the first person to ever complain about this stuff either.

      I have far more experience with this system than you do, having been through it more than once. I had a temp agency fight my claim because I wouldn't take a 12 hour overnight shift on 3 hours notice, in a field that I have no experience in. A my-word-against-theirs situation, and they won. They didn't have to provide any documentation, they just gave their say-so. And even if they did, said documentation would be easily enough created out of thin air. For example: A manager their could have said that in a closed-door meeting, I threatened their life. My word against theirs. They could create as much back-dated evidence as they wanted and I wouldn't be able to prove that it was invalid.

      This is a circus run by a bunch of clowns. They have to provide documentation and at any time you can request copies of it. And No, they cannot claim in a closed door meeting that you threatened their life. They are liable for criminal prosecution if they provide false statements. And something more interesting would be how many managers at this one company fired people because they threatened someone's life. Some one could steal your car tomorrow but that doesn't make it likely that it will happen any more then it did yesterday.

      And in case your wondering, refusing to work would be a good offense until you get into the details of 3 hours notice and not being qualified for the job. Tell me, how many hearings did you go threw? Did people hear you yelling in an office to the manager? Have your threatened to kill or injure or other wised threatened physical violence to someone before?

      As far as finding a pattern is concerned, the state has far better things to do than track that. They also have no motivation to do so, since denying benefits saves them money. They still get the benefit of being able to provide businesses with desperate potential employees who will take insulting wages for shit jobs since they have basically no choice. (Have you ever seen the list of positions that

    281. Re:ask a lawyer by BVis · · Score: 1

      And in case your wondering, refusing to work would be a good offense until you get into the details of 3 hours notice and not being qualified for the job. Tell me, how many hearings did you go threw?
      The one hearing that I was entitled to. I detailed the circumstances, and was using the "not provided with suitable work" argument. I still lost.

      Did people hear you yelling in an office to the manager? Have your threatened to kill or injure or other wised threatened physical violence to someone before?
      Would it have mattered if there weren't any witnesses? The burden of proof falls on the applicant, not on the employer. It's hard to prove that you didn't say something behind a closed door; providing "proof" that you did, in the form of testimony, is much easier.

      The world might be out to get you. Every one might be after you. IT might all be some grand conspiracy to get you. But I doubt it. You need to either look in the mirror and get a good grasp on reality or let go of some of the fears and anger you have built up in your hear. Most of it only exists there you know.
      I'm telling you things you don't want to hear. I'm speaking from my own direct experience, from things I have seen with my own eyes. I didn't make up getting fucked out of my benefits over that 3 hour notice deal. I didn't make up the fact that the state has a vested interest in providing low-wage workers to the business community. And I'm NOT making up the fact that you're guilty until proven innocent in employment matters, effectively (as most people I know don't have the money to retain an attorney. I looked for an attorney. I looked *hard* for an attorney. Nobody would take my case, money or not, as I stood almost no chance of winning.)

      When someone looks you in the eye and tells you "We don't HAVE to tell you [why you're being let go]" in THOSE EXACT WORDS, calculated to be as personally devastating as possible, you bet it'll color your outlook. Strike me dead, that's exactly what happened, whether you want to believe it or not.
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    282. Re:ask a lawyer by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      The one hearing that I was entitled to. I detailed the circumstances, and was using the "not provided with suitable work" argument. I still lost.

      You had a total of three hearing you could have used. You should have contested that and went on to further hearings.

      Would it have mattered if there weren't any witnesses? The burden of proof falls on the applicant, not on the employer. It's hard to prove that you didn't say something behind a closed door; providing "proof" that you did, in the form of testimony, is much easier.

      No, the burden of proof is on them. You see, they are the ones claiming that you did something. But if it isn't listed as the reason they fired you, then it is pointless for it to come up.

      I'm telling you things you don't want to hear. I'm speaking from my own direct experience, from things I have seen with my own eyes. I didn't make up getting fucked out of my benefits over that 3 hour notice deal. I didn't make up the fact that the state has a vested interest in providing low-wage workers to the business community. And I'm NOT making up the fact that you're guilty until proven innocent in employment matters, effectively (as most people I know don't have the money to retain an attorney. I looked for an attorney. I looked *hard* for an attorney. Nobody would take my case, money or not, as I stood almost no chance of winning.)

      It isn't that I don't want to hear it. It is that it goes against the logic and everything else that I have seen either first hand or from a secondary nature of the system. Maybe they considered the 3 hours notice for a temp job as not a good reason for not showing up. Maybe it was something about how you presented yourself. I don't know. I do know that you get like 3 appeals to their decisions and each time you go in front of someone else. Usually you have round 14 days to contest it. Now, if there was something in the handbook or contract you were working under, then you should have pointed to that. either way, the system failed in your case and shouldn't have happened.

      When someone looks you in the eye and tells you "We don't HAVE to tell you [why you're being let go]" in THOSE EXACT WORDS, calculated to be as personally devastating as possible, you bet it'll color your outlook. Strike me dead, that's exactly what happened, whether you want to believe it or not.

      It looks like you might have handled the situation wrongly. But this is understandable when they do something like you described. There is something to say about the humiliation of being sent to a job that you cannot accomplish because you are not qualified for. Especially when you inform them that you aren't qualified for it. There is a legal construct surrounding this and I cannot remember what it is called right now. But basically it wounds like they were trying to make you quit which means that they were attempting to force what happened for a while. I think it is called constructive discharge.

      Anyways when you make a case for constructive discharge, you aren't usually held as cause or your determination isn't considered with good cause because you were manipulated into whatever caused your discharge. I don't know of any law that says they need to give you more then 3 hours notice before working a 12 hour shift. but that doesn't necessarily make it a safe work environment which there are work laws pertaining to. Besides the fact that this seems to be a shitty way of running a joint unless you knew well in advance that 3 hours notice to 12 hours position was going to be a normal occurrence.

      I seriously suggest that you read and become familiar with the laws pertaining to unemployment compensation in Mass. It isn't like you are claiming. I understand your disdain for a system that failed you or in the least gives you the appearance of failure. But simple s

    283. Re:ask a lawyer by pthisis · · Score: 1

      Yup. I saw that in a contract, told my soon-to-be boss that there was no way in hell that I'd ever sign such a thing, he talked to his lawyer, and we got it stricken from the contract. That easy.

      +1 on this. I've gotten the last 5 employment contracts I signed amended to eliminate one-sided language, and I've never had a potential employer refuse reasonable changes (even at _enormous_ companies where you'd think the response would be "that's corporate policy set by headquarters, we can't change it). A lot of the time it's just boilerplate that they copied over from some sample employment contract, not something they care about.

      If you just ask, reasonable people tend to be reasonable--especially when you negotiate such changes before you've started working somewhere.

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    284. Re:ask a lawyer by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Do you prefer to break the entire language to get rid of a anachronism
      God, I hate that. It's an anachronism.
      Ha Ha.
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  3. Sure by QuantumG · · Score: 0

    I've signed all sorts of stuff like that. Never had a problem. As for the 6 months bit, it's not like you can get a patent in under 3 years.. so I don't see the point of it. Generally, leave the lawyering to the lawyers.. if they're going to sue you, they will, no matter what your contract says.

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    1. Re:Sure by kaiser423 · · Score: 1

      This type of thing is fairly standard for people in creative positions. They're paying you to come up with cool, neat, innovative tech. If you come up with something really sweet, they don't want you to leave, start your own company and get rich. Don't know about IT though....guess it depends upon what your position is like.

      I say sign it, it's not like something ground-breaking is going to hit you a month after you quit and that you have it perfected within the next couple. It's to keep you from getting a good idea at work and then running off with it.

    2. Re:Sure by lena_10326 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      They're paying you to come up with cool, neat, innovative tech. If you come up with something really sweet, they don't want you to leave, start your own company and get rich.
      That's one of the reasons I never offered my best ideas to my last employer. What's the point. Give them your idea and get nothing in return except for a lousy pat on the back. Meanwhile executive management profits heavily. I've seen it happen. You might as well just punch the clock and only work on your task list. Nothing more. Nothing less.

      Never give up an idea unless you will own a percentage, otherwise keep them to yourself and try to implement them at home in secret, and then launch your website/product/business the minute your non-compete expires.

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    3. Re:Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just in: I am now 101% convinced 99% of slashdot men have very, very, very tiny pricks.
      Correction: are very, very, very tiny pricks.
    4. Re:Sure by timmarhy · · Score: 1, Insightful
      exactly right, and this is sadly the reason many great idea's never get to see the light of day.

      it's always the employee's with everything to lose and nothing to gain that have these ideas, but don't tell their employer because they won't be rewarded for sticking their neck out and leaving and going it alone runs the risk of being sued, but also means they don't have the backing of an established company to get the idea off the ground.

      profit sharing is the way of the future, just as the CEO gets a bonus when shares reach a certain level, so should employee's if big business ever wants their workers to take their shareholders seriously.

      i get a production bonus in my job, which is set at REASONABLE levels. i can make up to an extra $1000 a month through this, but the average is around $500. it makes everyone i work with take the companys productivity more seriously.

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    5. Re:Sure by belmolis · · Score: 1

      If you're employed to do research, it isn't unreasonable for you to be required to give your ideas to the company if they are in the area you are paid to work on. If your job has nothing to do with research, or if your idea is in an area unrelated to what you do for the company, it shouldn't be any of their business.

      The poster says he works in IT, which is typically not a research position. If his job is to keep their servers running, why should he give them his idea for a new video compression technique or method of making ice cream?

    6. Re:Sure by DustyShadow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "As for the 6 months bit, it's not like you can get a patent in under 3 years.. "

      It says "invention" not "patent." Thus, it would apply to any patents granted later on said inventions even if it took 3 years to get that patent on the invention that you conceived within those 6 months.

    7. Re:Sure by DustyShadow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "They're paying you to come up with cool, neat, innovative tech."

      Ok I agree with you but these companies should have a royalty program in place for its inventors. Otherwise there is simply no incentive to disclose inventions to the employer. I think IBM has a program like that. Any company that doesn't though is just ripping off its employees. If this guy's contract has a royalty provision then it might not be that bad really cause the company would pay for the patent process and if they do end up making a bunch of money off the invention then he gets a nice bonus. But like someone above said, we can't determine that without seeing the entire agreement.

    8. Re:Sure by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      That's some twisted logic that I doubt would work in a court of law. In any case, who gives a shit, they can't prove when you had thoughts.. unless you're stupid enough to talk about it on Slashdot or something.

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    9. Re:Sure by QuantumG · · Score: 2, Interesting

      royalty program? Ha! Best you'll get is a filing bonus.. and maybe when the patent is granted you'll get a jacket with your name on it and get invited to a boring ass party where they try to encourage you to think up more pointless shit for them to patent.

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    10. Re:Sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Huh... what about if you're stupid enough to submit a patent application detailing the idea, because you know it'll take 3 years for approval? Wouldn't that application basically document "yes, I had the idea already"?

    11. Re:Sure by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      If you come up with something really sweet, they don't want you to leave, start your own company and get rich.
      What is it with companies and not wanting their employees to get rich? They write these contracts so that you can't go make money off your own idea, yet they won't pay you enough to get rich by giving them ideas. My guess is that they know a rich employee may leave and retire and stop making the company richer. I have a feeling that is why CEO salaries spiral out of control. Most fortune 500 CEOs have enough money to last them the rest of their lives. The only way to get one to work for your company is to offer them truly obscene and nearly unusable amounts of money. If you paid all your creative employees what they were worth, then employee costs would probably spiral out of control in the same way.

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    12. Re:Sure by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      But...But...that's like stealing from the company! Ha. Of course, the last time I created a commercial product, they fired me, then inadvertently destroyed the code themselves before they could deploy it (they were worried I'd compiled timebombs into the binaries on my development server, so they wiped it). They also tried to sue me under a non-compete that I signed with my pseudonym "I won't sign this." Real bunch of winners. They went out of business not long after I left; I wish I could claim credit.

      Makes me glad I don't work in R&D. Most times, if I come up with something clever, I can deploy it, open source it, and take it with me to the next job. I don't have to worry about greedy management trying to steal it, because they're in no position to profit from it, except incidentally. I still have plenty of stress, but it's not that kind of stress.

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    13. Re:Sure by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      In the past, I have generally given back to an employer whatever ideas I thought would help them. Why not? I can't implement all my ideas anyway and if I get a bit of goodwill out of it.....

      BTW, I have been rewarded for this. I have seen my ideas have an impact on my employers (even when they have been Fortune 500 companies), and even when I didn't get direct credit for the idea, I made sure it was recorded in my record with the company. Some of these former employers are now my customers, so it has all paid off well. BTW, I am happy to give ideas to customers as well.

      However, I do not give people ideas I don't think they want to or can implement. That is stupid because in the end, if I go and implement myself, then I may get in trouble with trade secrets provisions. Instead I give business-specific ideas to specific businesses.

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  4. What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by Joelfabulous · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'm wondering if there are any federal restrictions imposed on contract law in the States / Canada / Europe / anywhere else when it comes to inventions being the property of the company... It seems strange to me that, if you make something on your own time, it's the property of the company. That sounds kind of megalomanicial on some level.

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    1. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by lpq · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It depends on the state in the US -- specifically, in techno-centric California, such non compete agreements are not only unenforceable, but are also *illegal* to put in an employment contract. What you do on your own time with your own computer is "yours" unless it substantially overlaps the major business of your company -- then the company will probably win as they'll likely have more legal and monetary resources to carry on a lengthy legal battle. :-(

    2. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by Ziest · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The 9th circuit court (California, Oregon, Washington, etc.) has ruled these sort of agreements as void. They are deemed to be prior restraint and hence the agreement is unenforceable. Outside of the 9th? Unknown. Either way talk to a lawer. Most likely her/she will laugh at this agreement. However, what ever work you do on your own time, make sure you do not do it on company time or equipment.

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    3. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by vokyvsd · · Score: 1

      Not only that, but post-employment non-compete terms are also generally unenforceable in California and a few other states. Legislators generally don't notice or care about such fine points as this, and most of the states that make non-competes unenforceable did so simply because, way back when the laws were being put on the books, the guy writing that particular law didn't like the idea of non-competes, and the legislature just goes along out of ignorance rather than understanding. Michigan actually changed, back in the 80s, from having unenforceable non-competes to having non-competes be enforceable without any restrictions. Turns out they made that change completely by accident, making an amendment that wiped out a section they wanted to get rid of - and inadvertently getting rid of the "no non-competes" section. A year or two later they figured out what they had done and put some sane restrictions on non-competes, but didn't make them completely unenforceable like it had been.

      Some business/econ academics are trying to sift through the data from the patent office to see if it has had any effect on Michigan's innovation output. They hypothesize that one of the reasons for the Silicon Valley boom was that unenforceable non-competes made it very easy to talented people to move from company to company as their products remained interesting or profitable, and that Michigan is a perfect guinea pig to test this. I heard a lecture about it a couple of months ago, at which point their analysis of the Michigan data was inconclusive. Apparently patent office records don't give you a whole lot to go on.

    4. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Informative

      In Europe (at least in those parts that I know) it's fairly simple: Nothing you create outside of work can be claimed by your employer, unless he can somehow prove (or at least convince a judge) that you were using company resources to create it.

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    5. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by DustyShadow · · Score: 3, Informative

      Seeing as how the 9th Circuit Court is federal, it was probably interpreting California law and California case law when it made that decision.

    6. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by aadvancedGIR · · Score: 1

      Moreover, In France, to enforce a non-competing agreement, they have to:
      -Define an inclusive list of potential employer activity, location and a duration. If a court considers it risks preventing you to find another job (and not just prevent selling out to a direct competitor), it will void the agreement.
      -Tell you they will enforce the agreement before your contract is over.
      -Continue to pay you (at least 80% of your previous salary if I remember well). The day they stop, the agreement is definitely voided.

      I was a consultant, and my non-competing agreement was simply "Do not work for your last client for 1 year". My client just picked up his phone and told my boss "I'm picking up this guy, yes I know, there is this agreement, but you have 20 other guys working here and you wouldn't want their contracts to be terminated, don't you?".

    7. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL. I'm a CEO of a software company, and a software engineer who's been on the receiving end of baseless threats of legal action relating to clauses such as the OP.

      The quoted clauses are pretty boiler plate (I'm sure you can search that text and find them quoted verbatim in contracts), but they have nothing to do with non-compete clauses, which (along with the comments) is confusing the issue quite a bit. Non-compete agreements are not enforceable in California. The quoted bits in the OP are part of an Assignments clause and pertain to intellectual property and who owns it -- i.e., "works made for hire" and inventions.

      The clauses quoted boil down to "we're paying you and providing equipment to create stuff that will belong to us" as opposed to "we're paying you to create some stuff because we want it to exist or want to use it, but you will own it". Depending on the type of work created and who's equipment/time is used to create it, it may or may not be a work made for hire by default by law, or may be unspecified by law, and having the clauses helps to clarify that it is. Consider the difference between having an employee write part of your software product that is your IP versus donating cash to an open source project you use in your product. The former the company almost always owns, the latter not.

      This is a completely separate issue from non-compete agreements, which are more along the lines of "because you're working on our operating system, you will not be allowed to work for any companies who also have operating system products after you leave". These sorts of agreements are unenforceable because operating systems may be your area of expertise and it would create an undue burden on the employee if they had to find a new field of expertise every time they changed jobs.

    8. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by rabun_bike · · Score: 1

      First, there are some things you can't agree to by law. Law trumps contacts and it varies from state to state. For example, you can't agree to sell your freedom to an individual. Minors can't enter into contracts. You can't enter a contract if you are drunk, etc. The contract can't be "forever", etc. I don't know about other states, but in Georgia a judge can find any one thing wrong with an employment contract and strike the whole thing. These contracts are used for intimidation purposes generally. Very, very few non-competes have been enforced in Georgia. A valid non-compete must be written specially for you, which is very expensive and not worth it for a regular employee, and as your job changes the contract needs to be updated. Usually, non-competes that are enforceable are written for executives and prior owners that sold a business. But the clause in question is dealing more with right of ownership. Generally, if you sign one of these things you agree to transfer the right of ownership of all creative works to the employer. That part holds up in court. But if you work on an idea on your own time with your own equipment - that is a gray area. If you are contractor that area becomes much easier to determine. But, after you leave the job what is in your head you can take with you. The company can't claim ownership to your brain although they try through these overreaching contracts. And, my lawyer has agreed with one of the previous posts that a terribly written employment contracts are the best to sign. It gives you ample room to get out of it if necessary.

    9. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by hauntingthunder · · Score: 1

      "Nothing you create outside of work can be claimed by your employer" not in the UK if its releted to the work you are employed at - they own it

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    10. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      9th circuit is the most liberal in the country. A very conservative one like the 4th circuit might have a different opinion. THe problem is that most companies would try to file the lawsuit under the 4th circuit with a subsidiary in that circuit so they can win. Even if you did nothing wrong it costs money to prove you didn't do anything.

      Its still vastly unfair and a serious loophole in our system.

    11. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by yooy · · Score: 1

      "In Europe (at least in those parts that I know) it's fairly simple" Then you don't know many parts...

    12. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      9th circuit is the most liberal in the country.

      Based on what? It's the biggest and has more overturned acses as a result, but so what?

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    13. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

      My law book and professor actually.

    14. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      So your professor says it's liberal - what sort of liberal? That word doesn't mean anything with the current climate.

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    15. Re:What's the legality of contracts, exactly? by hauntingthunder · · Score: 1

      err not quite

      in the uk if its related to your employment they do own it

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  5. Take it home. by Silverlancer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Take it home.

    Cross out the parts you think are ridiculous.

    Sign it.

    Return it.

    1. Re:Take it home. by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      That's not going to fly if they require it signed to remain employed..

    2. Re:Take it home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude use prepaid bro. They saved me a ton telling me how it is just benefitting the employer, besides whatever you sign and hand back they probably won't ever read. Change the contract to in your favor and keep it the same length, they bait and switched you, its only fair for you that all inventions created by them up to 6 months after you leaving are your property to sell and implement to/with your next employer without having to pay any royalties. goto http://www.getawilltoday.com/ and ask Brad, he's sharp and I bought prepaid from him and its saved me about $5G's so far. good luck.

    3. Re:Take it home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless the employee in question is a bottom-rung code monkey, it costs money to replace him. Reasonable people will back down if you reject a clause that is seldom if ever invoked. In this case, it's clearly an overly broad attempt to prevent people from using the company's resources to invent something, then quitting and patenting it independently or with another company. Trying to prevent that by asking you to sign away your brain for six months is just stupid.

    4. Re:Take it home. by hcmtnbiker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Cross out the parts you think are ridiculous.

      Sign it.


      Last I knew all that achieved was voiding the entire contract unless they initialed all the parts you crossed out. And I assume the old one would still be binding in that case.

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    5. Re:Take it home. by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      Not in the Netherlands. You can easily cross out parts you don't like and put your signature in the left margin. If the other party also puts their signature next to yours, you both signify to be OK with the change.

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    6. Re:Take it home. by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      And then they will face a lawsuit in reponse to that. you cant make an employee sign a new agreement without consideration for them. ie what are they getting out of it. continued employment doesnt count.

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    7. Re:Take it home. by Moofie · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Right, so until they accept your changes, the new bogus contract is void. That's about perfect, innit? The old contract that had already been agreed to will still be in force, and the new ridiculous one will be void.

      Mission accomplished.

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    8. Re:Take it home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unbelievably, that usually works. The most fun is seeing their reaction when you hand them the contract. Most smart companies will accept the changed contract with a minimum of fuss. When I did that when I was originally hired at IBM, my boss was impressed with my attention to detail and standing-up for myself. When I did contract work at Sun, my new boss got me better equipment and a little more space after hearing about that. At Microsoft Research, I was fired (Is that the right word? It happened before I had worked a single minute, but I had been hired) on the spot. The Microsoft culture hates people that don't do everything they're told to do even when it is stupid and useless.

    9. Re:Take it home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Going to AC this post:

      Last year, my company updated our non-compete agreements, and tacked on a new paragraph at the end that made me uncomfortable. I scanned the document, removed the offending paragraph in a photo-editor, re-printed it, and signed it. Nobody has said anything, so I'm sure HR simply stuffed it in my file. If they do it again, I may just re-word any new paragraph... that'd be fun if it ever came to court.

    10. Re:Take it home. by ScrewMaster · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Microsoft culture hates people that don't do everything they're told to do even when it is stupid and useless.

      Well, we all know what happens to malfunctioning drones ... they are immediately cut off from the rest of the collective.

      I worked a full-time job as a game developer (this was some twenty years ago) and they had a particularly nasty employment contract (among other things, that after quitting I was enjoined from working as a game developer for a period of five years, they owned any game-related idea or product that I would produce for an indefinite period, etc. etc. ... pretty unbelievable document.) As it happened, when I was hired I was given the usual bunch of paperwork to sign and return. I just didn't bother to return the contract, figured I'd wait until somebody noticed. Well, about a year later the president's secretary comes over with a clipboard, with some papers on it and blank piece on top covering everything but the signature line. "Here, you need to sign this." "What is it?" "Just sign it." "Nope, gotta see it first, duh." Turns out it was that contract. I told her "Not gonna sign it." Next thing I know the personnel manager comes over and tries to talk me into putting my JH on it, "It's just the standard agreement, all the other developers signed it." "Then they're idiots. I'm not signing that until you take out all the crap." Then my manager tried to order me to sign it. I told him where do you get off talking to me that way.

      After that, I never heard another word about it. I worked there for a couple of years without having an employment contract. What the legalities of that are, I have no idea ... but at least I had the satisfaction of telling them to go screw themselves.

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    11. Re:Take it home. by DrEldarion · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Depends on the state. In some states, they can let you go for whatever they feel like, so long as it isn't discriminatory. If they say that a condition of employment is that once daily, everyone must jump on one leg for a minute, then they can fire everyone who doesn't do it as long as they're not handicapped.

      Am I exaggerating? Hmm...

    12. Re:Take it home. by Zatchmort · · Score: 1

      Make sure to initial your crossing-out; this shows that you're the one who did it (not beyond any scientific doubt, of course, but that's the usual legal requirement.)

    13. Re:Take it home. by sholden · · Score: 1

      Which is exactly the same as what you replied to, so starting with "Not" is strange.

    14. Re:Take it home. by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      Yup, you're completely right -- I read parent much too fast.

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    15. Re:Take it home. by El_Muerte_TDS · · Score: 2, Funny
      http://worsethanfailure.com/Articles/Security_by_Insanity.aspx

      "You ... altered The Contract" he mumbled.

      "No," I corrected him, "I made a few notes on the review copy you gave me; you told me to review it, and so, these are my notes."

      "You altered ... The Contract!," he insisted.

      "Errm ... no," I didn't know how simplify it further him, "this is not a contract unless we both sign it.
    16. Re:Take it home. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      That's not going to fly if they require it signed to remain employed. Ok. So do not cross the paragraphs out.

      Instead:

      • Take it home
      • Scan it
      • Using, the gimp, cut out the paragraphs you disagree with, and stretch the others by just enough to cover any blank space left over. You may need to move paragraphs from one page to the next or previous to make it less obvious
      • Print it out
      • Sign it
      Chances are, if the job is well executed, nobody will read in detail what you signed. And it is fully legal too, as you are doing that to a document with your own signature. Of course don't do this if the copy you have is already pre-signed by any company official, as that would be forgery.

      I once did that with my bank, on a contract that attempted to require me to use Windows and Internet Explorer to access their web banking site. Magick'ed the offending paragraph away, signed the result, and turned it in. Nobody noticed.

      At work, I never had to do this. For me it was usually enough to just "forget" any of the more annoying contracts (mostly NDA's related to work that other departments in the company do in cooperation with some US companies.), and then the employer would forget about it too...

    17. Re:Take it home. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      It's flown for me on at least 3 separate occasions. One led to a meeting with the company CTO, where I carefully laid out personal work I'd been doing, not on company time, and where the policy would take it from me if they got bought out by a particular corporate bidder and stop all development. He said "that won't happen", so I said "so you won't mind me having this clause about something that won't happen, will you"?

      My employer did get bought by that bidder. We parted company, amiably, and my work was specifically exempted in the purchase agreement. (It was based on GPL, but not sent to customers, so various GPL clauses did not affect it yet.) And the work did eventually make it into the GPL version.

    18. Re:Take it home. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 2, Insightful

      As amusing as this is, if I caught you doing this to a contract I had to counter-sign, I'd find an excuse to fire you so fast your you'd make a sonic boom leaving the building. If you do this sort of stunt to corporate contracts, what are you doing to your other paperwork? Or your checks? Or our contracts with partners? Or your software specs? Or your safety test results for your hardware?

      Putting one over on "them" can be fun, but how can anyone trust you on other matters if you pull this sort of stunt?

    19. Re:Take it home. by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

      if I caught you doing this to a contract I had to counter-sign What? You mean, you usually don't read the contracts you counter-sign? Too bad for you...

      I'd find an excuse to fire you so fast your you'd make a sonic boom leaving the building Then just be careful that none of the 95% employees that you screwed over by knowing that they don't read the contracts that they sign won't go ballistic over your company once they do find out what terms are in there.
    20. Re:Take it home. by Ratbert42 · · Score: 1

      Take it home.
      Have your neighbor sign it as Mickey Mouse.
      Return it.

    21. Re:Take it home. by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

      In most juristictions, I believe (IANAL) that the moment your employer pays you your first salary, and you accept the payment, then a contract is deemed to exist between the two parties. (You have provided work, they have provided payment which is accepted=conditions for a legal contract are satisfied). In the absence of a specifc, written agreement between the two parties, then the local employment law will apply. This is typically less restrictive than any employer's contact.

      This has worked fine for me on a couple of occassions, (people very rarely ask you to sign a contract at once, and HR rarely follow up if you 'forget' to return the contract once it finally arrives). Amazing, but true.

    22. Re:Take it home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you nuts? Amending a contract and passing it off as the original is FRAUD.

    23. Re:Take it home. by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Take it home, Scan it, Using, the gimp, cut out the paragraphs you disagree with, and stretch the others by just enough to cover any blank space left over. You may need to move paragraphs from one page to the next or previous to make it less obvious, Print it out, Sign it. Chances are, if the job is well executed, nobody will read in detail what you signed. And it is fully legal too, as you are doing that to a document with your own signature.

      This reminds me of a BOFH episode where he'd added all sorts of crazy clauses to his contract, which entitled him to all sorts of ridiculous things. Like declaring a night as the pub as business expenses or something.

    24. Re:Take it home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In my case the agreement was invalid anyway because there was no consideration attatched. The alternate method I used has the sole requirement that their representative signs it after you do:

      1. Scan the document.
      2. Run OCR
      3. Recreate the formatting (hint: use MS Word and its defaults).
      4. Edit text to suit your preferences (particularly on the middle pages), being careful to keep the line breaks at the same places.
      5. Print a new copy
      6. Sign the new agreement and submit, preferably in a mass of other agreements from less-sneaky coworkers.
      7. Wait for your signed copy to come in the mail (they'd actually initialed a text change on one of the edited pages in my case)
      8. Enjoy slapping their law firm around when you get a cease-and-desist email.

    25. Re:Take it home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was more discreet, I removed two pages. Strangely enough, all the 'legalese' language made paragraphs flow perfectly even with the missing pages. I had to tighten the staple slightly.

      I did this noting they had no time to check all 32 pages for 200 employees, that this was not a 'contract' (no page numbers and no initials on each pages). As far as I know I was the only one to do it, considered crazy for doing so.

      Of note: top senior / experienced engineers refused to sign (I was a junior) and nobody got fired for it (no word on the impact on reviews, salary and such ;)

    26. Re:Take it home. by ultranova · · Score: 1

      And then they will face a lawsuit in reponse to that. you cant make an employee sign a new agreement without consideration for them. ie what are they getting out of it. continued employment doesnt count.

      But they can fire you for completely unrelated reasons if you don't sign.

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    27. Re:Take it home. by abb3w · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of a BOFH episode where he'd added all sorts of crazy clauses to his contract, which entitled him to all sorts of ridiculous things. Like declaring a night as the pub as business expenses or something.

      I believe the BOFH just claims his pub visits as a business expense because of the number of IT meetings held there. That's easy enough. The tricky part is justifying including the two thousand percent "tip" to the "barmaid". However, there are several episodes that mention some of the more interesting aspects of his contract. EG:

      "Your contract gives the company the right to vary acceptable behaviour policies."
      "Not my contract," I say
      "I think you'll find it does," the HR Guy responds.
      "No, mine was sent as an electronic document, so I just cut out the clauses I didn't like, added a couple of my own, printed two copies and signed them. Then your guy signed them too - probably without checking. Or maybe he liked the idea of clause F.3 that I'm allowed to call Managers... 'knobface'."

      In another episode...

      "As impressed as they were about the numerous strange clauses in your contract - their favourite being the extortionate penalty payment for remaining at work after a UFO sighting in the vicinity of the building - they believe that there's nothing to stop us using you to provide services to other companies."

      I want to be a BOFH when I grow more experienced. Alas, I'm merely PFY grade still....

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    28. Re:Take it home. by NerveGas · · Score: 1

      This reminds me of the non-compete and terms-of-employment contracts we signed at a job waaaaaay back in the day. All of the new recruits were brought into a room, and a very flustered, scatterbrained, obviously-late-for-something HR girl came in and told us to sign all of the forms that she'd hand us quickly, and give them back to her.

      She handed them all out, and everyone in the room noticed that all of the papers were already filled out and signed by other people - presumably, the last room she was in. Everyone exchanged glances, shrugged their shoulders, and quietly handed them all back. The girl didn't notice, and happily went on her way.

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    29. Re:Take it home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just invert the non-compete terms and conditions.

      Company does hereby assign to employee all rights, patents, inventions created or conceived by company for period of six (6) months following the termination of this agreement. All product output and derived profit thereof generated during this period remains the exclusive property of the employee.

      And so on and so forth.

      Any company sufficiently evil to have enslavement provisions along the lines of "haha we own you and everything you do for 6 months during which we dont even have to pay you a cent!" needs a good beating anyways.

    30. Re:Take it home. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      You are mixing up several ideas there. Let's separate them.

      * You surreptitiously modified a legal contract to your advantage and presented it to someone as the original, unmodified contract, and said "caveat emptor" to the other party. In other words, you lie on legal documents and are proud of it. This is a very, very dangerous practice and means that *nothing* you present can be relied on. If I've got to do a word-by-word diff on any document you sign to find out where you modified it surreptitiously, that means that your code and your program results are probably as fraudulent.

      * What makes you think I, or people working with me or for me, don't read the contracts? I've walked people through various NDA and non-compete agreements, and signed my share of them. I've also pointed clients, and employers, to places they might need to modify it to protect GPL work or thesis work and avoid NDA problems.

    31. Re:Take it home. by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but that's, er, fraud.

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    32. Re:Take it home. by 808140 · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure. It would certainly be fraud if you attempted to change the contract after it was signed, but before it's signed it's just a piece of paper. If you change the contract and sign that instead, and then they sign your changed contract, they're agreeing to your terms. Sure, it's sneaky, but it's no less illegal than putting a bunch of stuff in fine print and hoping the person signing won't read it.

      Now, if they've already signed it, you're in an altogether different situation.

    33. Re:Take it home. by 808140 · · Score: 1

      * You surreptitiously modified a legal contract to your advantage and presented it to someone as the original, unmodified contract, and said "caveat emptor" to the other party. In other words, you lie on legal documents and are proud of it.

      While this is certainly sneaky, I'm not certain that it qualifies as a lie, anymore than any other deliberately obfuscated contract qualifies as a lie. For example, when presented with a contract to sign, the person explaining the contract will often give a very hand-wavy explanation of what's in the contract, but a strict read of what's actually on the paper may be very different from what he's saying. It's probably not malicious; the company is probably just being overly-broad to cover their butts. But it's still sneaky. In my mind, these are similar situations.

      This is a very, very dangerous practice...

      I agree 100%. I would never do this, myself.

      ... and means that *nothing* you present can be relied on. If I've got to do a word-by-word diff on any document you sign to find out where you modified it surreptitiously, that means that your code and your program results are probably as fraudulent.

      I don't know where you get this from. All it means, strictly, is that you need to carefully read everything that you sign, whether you are an employee or the company in question. How you get that his code and program results are as fraudulent is beyond me. In my mind, the OP is playing a dangerous "legal in letter but not in spirit" game here. If you give me a document to sign, and I refuse to sign it, or I sign a modified version of it, I have not broken the law. I am not acting in good faith if I return the modified document to you and hope you don't notice, granted. But that's all I've done. What that has to do with my code or anything else is something else entirely.

      See, your idea here seems to be "you lied once, so you'll probably lie again and probably have before." Good and well. But in the mind of the OP, he wasn't lying, and the law probably sides with him in that regard. So why should a sneaky non-lie mean that he is truly dishonest in other situations? He might be, he might not be. It doesn't follow.

    34. Re:Take it home. by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      From his own description, he knows he misled them. Modifying a document that someone else wrote, surreptitiously, and tricked them into signing it. That isn't caveat emptorL it's plain old fraud.

  6. Unless they are giving you something by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    It wont matter a whole lot. Continued employment does not count in that either. Are they giving you a raise?

    Most companies employ large docs like that with sweeping legal obligations that would never actually be held up in court. If you actually have an invention in mind, talk to a real lawyer. otherwise just ignore it since it is meaningless (get the raise or extended vacation for signing it though)

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  7. What do you get in return? by rastoboy29 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Contracts must be a two way street to be legally binding.  What do you get in return for signing this?  More money?  I'd guess not.  If you want to see an interesting blank look on your boss' face, ask him what you're getting in return.

    Ask if you'll be fired if you don't sign it.  That'd be interesting, too.  Contracts made under duress are also not binding.

    I would say that I'm not a lawyer, but I'm not a fucking lawyer and so I don't have to put stupid legalese into my posts!

    1. Re:What do you get in return? by sharkb8 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      he gets to keep his job in return for signing the new contract.

    2. Re:What do you get in return? by jaxtherat · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well sweetie, that counts as duress...

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    3. Re:What do you get in return? by wiwa · · Score: 1

      I can only speak for Canadian law, but "not getting fired" counts as consideration when it comes to deciding whether or not a contract is valid, so long as they had the authority to fire you to start with (i.e. you have an ongoing employment contract rather than a fixed-term contract). This seems like a pretty standard sort of agreement to me. The only thing I can think of that would protect somebody who signs this kind of contract is that these clauses would have an influence on the duration of severance pay you would be entitled to if they let you go (since you basically couldn't work at another research job for the next six months).

    4. Re:What do you get in return? by renegadesx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'd sign it if they agreed to pay me for 6 months after employment, otherwise I would tell them to get stuffed

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    5. Re:What do you get in return? by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      Oh they won't fire him for signing it. They'll tell him not to worry about it and then 6 months later he'll be fired along with everyone else who refused to sign it for some unrelated matter. And because most of America has at-will employment he'll be fine unless he can prove they fired him for being black or catholic.

    6. Re:What do you get in return? by deniable · · Score: 1

      At a high enough level, "Gardening Leave" is paid for. You pay an executive to sit at home and do nothing for six months. Hmmm, there's a joke in there.

    7. Re:What do you get in return? by ranton · · Score: 1

      If you have a fixed term employment contract (such as being hired as a contractor for 6 months) then you could use that argument. But if you have standard employment, then in most states I know of companies have the ability to fire at any time without breaking any contracts. That mean every day they dont fire you they are giving you something (a job).

      Unless you have a contract that guarantees you your job tomorrow, if they ask you to sign a new contract in return for keeping your job then you are getting something. They are giving you continued employment.

      To claim economic duress you must show that you are being forced to breach the terms of a previous contract. Adding new stipulations does not breach an old contract. And if you do not have a contract guaranteeing yourself employment, then you also cannot prove economic duress.

      But then again, I am not a lawyer either.

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    8. Re:What do you get in return? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      Ask if you'll be fired if you don't sign it. That'd be interesting, too. Contracts made under duress are also not binding.

      That's probably for a jury to decide. Either way, it would be a long court mess.

    9. Re:What do you get in return? by Antique+Geekmeister · · Score: 1

      You've noticed that? It's also handy at layoff time to get rid of "deadwood" or "uncooperative employees" who disagree with corporate mandates, or quietly lay off people with kids and expensive health care, people who actually take their vacation time, etc.

      It's even more fun when they start filling a file with "warnings" and "employee goals" to collect evidence to fire a particular troublemaker, or if they're political starting a whispering campaign to make people unhappy about you. This happened to me once, when my GPL and open-source beliefs were interfering with some corporate practices because I kept pointing out software that was GPL and where we legally had to send the modified software source code to our clients. It caused problems: our clients were not being told that our work was GPL based. I double-checked my employee contract, sighed with relief that I'd put in clauses about protecting GPL work, and happily went to new work with the GPL software published for further development.

    10. Re:What do you get in return? by ghstomahawks · · Score: 1

      My uncle made 1.5x his his yearly salary over a span of 8 months recently after being laid off (along with retaining benefits). Among other things, his contract specified that he couldn't work for any company with operations in any of the fields his company operated in for a period of 8 months after his employment there ended. Seeing as he was a relatively senior executive in a particularly cutthroat industry ... it was seen fit to offer him a lovely severance package.. It was quite amusing seeing the corporate bigwig shifting to being a stay-at-home dad though!

    11. Re:What do you get in return? by yroJJory · · Score: 1

      Contracts must be a two way street to be legally binding. What do you get in return for signing this? More money? I'd guess not. If you want to see an interesting blank look on your boss' face, ask him what you're getting in return.

      In legal terms, this is referred to as a Bargained-for Exchange.

      AFAIK, this merely adds "teeth" to the contract, but it can still likely be enforced without a bargained-for exchange.

      IANAL

      Enough acronyms?

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    12. Re:What do you get in return? by Mana+Mana · · Score: 1

      This is the first cogent post - pointed, insightful - that I have seen. d00d search slashdot, this scheisse has been discussed before and before and before. In fact for many years it's been hashed over. AS I recall, a wise concensus, aside from the above post, was:

      + scratch off most odious bits - you'd be surprised they not always check. initial, don't forget.
      + bargain - kept coming up. quid pro quo, doctor. quid pro quo.

      google the slash for precision searches.

      an' i'm aut!

    13. Re:What do you get in return? by intheshelter · · Score: 1

      I agree with your posting, ask the boss what's in it for you! Make yourself a thorn in their side throughout this, but do it with professionalism.

      IANAL, but from the experience I've had dealing with this I've been told that there is a night and day difference between asking you to sign an agreement like this as a condition of your initial hiring as opposed to asking you to sign it after you've been hired. They can ask you to sign before you're hired as a condition of employment. Whether the legalese is enforceable is a side issue. But, once they've hired you they can not legally turn around and FORCE you to sign another under threat of termination. You have a few choices:

      1. Refuse to sign and run the risk of being unlawfully terminated. Maybe they're bluffing, maybe they'll actually fire you. If they're bluffing you win, but you run the risk of being terminated for some other mild infraction (coming in 2 minutes late) as their way to get rid of you. If they just out and fire you for not signing then I believe that is unlawful and you would have a legal case. Of course you'd have to foot the bill for a lawyer to get satisfaction there too so you're kind of screwed either way.

      2. Sign it and tell them to stuff it when they try to enforce it. Obviously you're hoping they don't come after you on some invention, and if they did the courts would slap them down. Who the heck knows how this would turn out, they've obviously got the deeper pockets to harass you with so you're screwed here too.

      3. Tell them you must consult an attorney first and also tell them you'd like them to pay the attorney's fees since they are the ones who've forced you into this situation. Good luck getting them to pay.

      In short, I'd drag this out as long as possible as you search for another job and then just quit without notice when you're ready. They don't give employees 2 weeks notice when firing them and you don't have to give the company 2 weeks notice if you're firing the company. Unfortunately this company sucks and unless you have some reservoir of cash you'll come out on the short end of the stick. Good luck, I feel for you.

    14. Re:What do you get in return? by sg3000 · · Score: 1

      > Contracts must be a two way street to be legally binding.

      Great point!

      I've had a lawyer explain to me about this as well (but I'm not a lawyer). If a contract looks too "one-way", then it can be ruled invalid. So there must always be some give and take in a contract, and it can't look like one party is taking advantage of the other side.

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    15. Re:What do you get in return? by noldrin · · Score: 1

      I wonder if you could legally force them to pay you for those 6 months the contract was still in effect. You would still be working for them under contract, and thus perhaps still represent an employee obligation for them. And under federal law, if you are salaried, as long as you work for a half a work day, they have to pay you your full salary for that day.

    16. Re:What do you get in return? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      What do you get in return for signing this? More money? I'd guess not.
      When I started with a small startup a few years back, we had no agreement like this. But like everything else in the universe, everything gets worse with age. After about 10 months with the company, they came up with an agreement and said everybody had to sign it by Friday if they wanted to continue working there. I kept trying to get an appointment with my boss to discuss this since I felt that they had not lived up to their promise of stock and raises in the 10 months that I had been there, and now I was being asked to sign away rights. I finally managed to get ahold of him on Friday which was lucky because I was not going to sign it before talking to him. He told me that they would be doing raises very soon, and the stock agreement was almost complete (this is 7 months ago), and that we had to have this agreement in place in order to meet the requirements of their business agreement with $big_client, which required it for HIPAA. Like an idiot, I signed it, and I have no raise, no stock, and no rights.
      For those not familiar with HIPAA, it says precious little about the details of keeping healthcare information secure. So everybody makes up their own rules and pretends like it is a government mandate. Our company always bends to the whim of every client's rules of meeting their HIPAA regulations, even when they hinder productivity, or, as is bound to be the case with non-defined rules, directly contradict OTHER clients HIPAA regulations.
      The company I worked for before got bought out by a larger company, and as a condition of continued employment, we were forced to sign an agreement with them as well. So it seems, just about everybody is doing it.

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      If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
    17. Re:What do you get in return? by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      He told me that they would be doing raises very soon, and the stock agreement was almost complete (this is 7 months ago), and that we had to have this agreement in place in order to meet the requirements of their business agreement with $big_client, which required it for HIPAA. Like an idiot, I signed it, and I have no raise, no stock, and no rights.
      Ah, you got caught by the "vague promises of great things in exchange for concrete concessions now" gambit. My condolences.

      This is why whenever I hear the words "someday", "soon" or the like, I totally ignore them when I'm making decisions.
    18. Re:What do you get in return? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Contracts must be a two way street to be legally binding.

      Non-compete agreements are not contracts, but covenants, which are different.

      I would say that I'm not a lawyer, but I'm not a fucking lawyer and so I don't have to put stupid legalese into my posts!

      That's fine until somebody treats advice you give as legal advice, gets screwed over, and then sues you. Then, you'll probably wish you said you weren't a lawyer.

      IANAL; this is not legal advice.

    19. Re:What do you get in return? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Non-compete agreements are not contracts, but covenants, which are different.

      I have never heard that theory before. I think you're a bit mistaken, covenants are generally part of property law, not contract law. Every non-compete agreement I've dealt with has been a contract.

    20. Re:What do you get in return? by julesh · · Score: 1

      Non-compete agreements are not contracts, but covenants, which are different.

      I have never heard that theory before. I think you're a bit mistaken, covenants are generally part of property law, not contract law.


      Here are a lot of lawyers who disagree with you.

    21. Re:What do you get in return? by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Here [google.co.uk] are a lot of lawyers who disagree with you.

      Maybe in the UK; most non-compete clauses I've seen are analyzed under contract law here. That's because covenants aren't usually distinct from the contract that contains them; you can't separate them like that.

      Like a non-compete covenant might be valid on its face in isolation, but if there wasn't adequate consideration under the contract or the contract was void for any other reason, the covenant is destroyed.

  8. Pretty Strict and Far-Reaching by explosivejared · · Score: 1

    I am not personally in the IT field, but I know several who are and they have never been compelled to sign anything close to this. Either you are one innovative dude, or your company is going draconian. To me sixth-months is a ridiculously long time after termination. At six months after the fact you would be well beyond any compensation or capital from the company, be it severance or whatever. This sounds like a very raw deal. If you plan on doing anything particularly innovating I'd move on if possible. If that's not feasible, I feel your pain.

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    1. Re:Pretty Strict and Far-Reaching by Iowan41 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      When I worked for a temp agency, I was required to sign a two-year non-compete, agreeing not to work in the IT for two years after the term of employment. So, yes, I've heard of it before.

  9. Time for a tough decision by mcrbids · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'd leave, but your situation is up to you.

    Any company that would try to get these kinds of agreements from you is only interested in you in a predatory way. Either you are OK with taking it up the backside, or you need to bail. This kind of action can only really serve to generate ill-will between the company and its staff, and will cost the company far more than it would ever "save" by doing this.

    Again, I'd bail - sounds like your company is beginning to eat its own young, and that spells for long term danger. At the very least, it's not an environment where YOU will be trusted, respected, and appreciated. It's up to you what these things are worth.

    --
    I have no problem with your religion until you decide it's reason to deprive others of the truth.
  10. Not Enforceable in California (for the most part) by triclipse · · Score: 5, Informative
    California Business & Professions Code 16600 states:

    "Except as provided in this chapter, every contract by which anyone is restrained from engaging in a lawful profession, trade, or business of any kind is to that extent void."

    The rest of the relevant chapter addresses mainly those instances where one sells an interest in a business. In those cases noncompetes are enforceable.

    California courts routinely void noncompetes under B&P 16600.

    --
    No Inflation Taxation without Representation
  11. If you don't like it, don't sign it (as is, anyway by Nogami_Saeko · · Score: 1

    Check with your lawyer, cross out the bits you don't like and initial them (or just send back a signed version that you've fixed).

    I wouldn't sign a contract like that...

    --
    "Nothing strengthens authority so much as silence." - Charles de Gaulle
  12. Something like this has come up before by shbazjinkens · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to try and search for it, but some time ago I recall a case coming up on Slashdot in which a company had went through federal courts to obtain intellectual property for an invention which their (former) employee had in his head. He hadn't patented it yet, it wasn't related to the company in any way and he had thought this up on his own time, yet they still took him to court and won the idea in his head.

    So, regardless of the contract, federal law is on their side. As for the six months thing, how are you going to get a patent that fast?

    1. Re:Something like this has come up before by Nomar · · Score: 1

      I think you're referring to the Evan Brown vs. DSC/Alcatel case, discussed on Slashdot a few times (one is here). He made several mistakes, most importantly not disclosing he had the idea (or an inkling of it) before starting employment and then telling his boss about the idea when planning to quit.

  13. Things to try by plover · · Score: 2, Insightful
    You obviously have two choices: sign it or don't. I'm guessing "don't" probably comes with the spectre of termination. But there are things you could try.

    You could modify the agreement by striking out the "or within six months thereafter" clauses and sign it. There's a chance that it'll be sent only to a paper-stamper who is responsible for checking signatures off a list, and he might not see your modification. Of course it's more likely your boss is on the hook for collecting signatures, and he'll note your changes. You could try convincing him that the agreement is unfair, and that your changes are just.

    You could try ignoring it. See if they follow through on their threats.

    You could talk to your coworkers and organize yourselves to collectively say "we're not signing this." If an entire group said "no" you'd scare the crap out of management. Of course you'd likely all be labeled "troublemakers" or "union organizers" and be lined up for rapid replacement.

    Or you could shut up and sign it. Unless you've got another job in your back pocket, the market's kind of thin these days.

    --
    John
    1. Re:Things to try by geekoid · · Score: 1

      In some states, those labels mean hands off. You fire someone and they can show it was for discussing a union on your own time, and they will be in serious trouble.

      Yous could also sign it, and while staying late, steal it back out of HR. Not that I would recommend that...

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    2. Re:Things to try by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      In some states, those labels mean hands off. You fire someone and they can show it was for discussing a union on your own time, and they will be in serious trouble.

      Actually, firing or otherwise discriminating against someone on the basis of union activity is a violation of federal labor law in the United States, so it doesn't matter *what* state you're in.

      If they try it, one call to the NLRB and the place turns into a circus.

      --
      Everything I need to know I learned by killing smart people and eating their brains.
    3. Re:Things to try by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Or you could shut up and sign it. Unless you've got another job in your back pocket, the market's kind of thin these days.

      Where is this? Because in Netherland there's an extreme shortage of good programmers, and an obundance of jobs (although not all of them equally enviable). If I had to sign a contract like this, I'd take it as a hint to look for a better job.

    4. Re:Things to try by eth1 · · Score: 1

      Or try this:
      - Ask if you'll be fired if you don't sign.
      - If so, ask to have that in writing
      - Once above document is in hand, and you have proof that the agreement was signed under duress, sign it

      IANAL, of course, but it might not be valid after that...

    5. Re:Things to try by Tesen · · Score: 1

      Um, in "At Will" states, as long as they do not fire you for discrimination, i.e. violation of Federal and State anti-discrimination laws or violation of any other established employment laws both at state and federal level, then you can be fired for anything, this assumes that the company has not made an open policy of problem resolution before termination. I.e. a personal improvement plan and review process before termination; if one exists and you can prove they failed to follow-through, or that they went through the process with another employee before termination (good luck on proving that!) and not you, then you might have a case.

      I've been working in the IT field for about 11 years now - my current contract, I actually managed to pull some courage up from my genital region and scratch out parts of the contract I did not like, or ammend it as I saw fit. It took me long enough to realize, that you are being offered employment, because those you interviewed with saw a possible skillset they wanted on their team. The process is a two-way street! Most people fail to realize that a company has to give you a reason to want to work for them, not just because they are "there" and you a reason for them to offer you employment.

      The point I am making is: a) Scratch out the parts of this new agreement you do not like, write in your own wording if you want. b) If you are okay with what they ask for, but you feel you need compensation for it, then write it in. c) Find out if signing this new contract is required for continual employment, get that writing - why writing? Very least, you can say you did not think the new contract was fair and if needs be, show a next potential employer (i.e. why you fired from the last job) - that you were let go, not because of incompetence, but because you did not agree with their contractual requirements.

      If they do not make you sign it, keep your eyes open for obvious signs you are going to be let go. These are basic: a) Increased attention from your lead, asking you to document everything. b) Peer-training that never existed before etcetc.

      Tes

    6. Re:Things to try by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      I am not sure about that. I have been looking for good Perl and/or PL/PGSQL programmers willing to do paid work on FOSS projects from home offices for a while and gotten nowhere. If people are interested in sending me resumes, my email address is mailto:chris@metatrontech.com.

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      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
  14. Depends where you live by stox · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you lived in Illinois, these paragraphs would be completely null and void. I can't speak for other states.

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    "To those who are overly cautious, everything is impossible. "
    1. Re:Depends where you live by JNighthawk · · Score: 1

      Would you mind pointing out the specific statute that makes these void in Illinois? I have a personal interest, seeing how I have terms like this in my contract and live/work in Illinois.

      --
      Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'.
    2. Re:Depends where you live by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I fought a non-compete in Illinois and lost. Illinois is not a "right to work" state, unlike Ohio, where such a non-compete would be unenforceable.

    3. Re:Depends where you live by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      That's not quite the whole story.

      In order for those paragraphs to become null and void, a judge has to make it so. For that to happen, you are going to spending a minimum of $10,000.00 in legal fees. Even then, you never know what a judge is going to do. Is he going to strike the offending language? Or modify the contract to conform with state law?

      Don't sign something with your fingers crossed. If you don't agree to something, grow a pair and don't sign it. Unless you want to put some attorney's kids through college, that is.

      --
      They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  15. Haha by RuBLed · · Score: 1

    Well if they would include you in the payroll for another 6 months after your resignation then all the better.

    Seriously, I had seen contracts that prohibits you to be employed with a competitor within 6 months after the termination of your contract but this one is BS. This could/would conflict with your current employer's contract. I don't think the last one is really enforceable, IMHO.

    If you won't get into trouble if you don't sign it, then don't. Otherwise as others pointed out, ask a lawyer....

  16. Alter the agreement subtlely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was once faced with a new agreement that I disagreed with as it granted too much invasion of my privacy and loss of my rights to my employer. It was presented with a "sign or be fired" concept. I altered the document with a change to the final line with a single word. It then read "I do not agree with the above conditions". I signed it and handed it in. No one ever noticed.

    1. Re:Alter the agreement subtlely by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      And it was non-binding, because it wasn't countersigned by the other party, therefore completely un-unenforceable, from your perspective. Well done, clown, you achieved nothing. But you showed The Man, right? Right?

    2. Re:Alter the agreement subtlely by imthesponge · · Score: 1

      He wasn't bound to a new agreement, and he kept his job. What's wrong with that?

  17. So Change It. by camperdave · · Score: 1

    Just because the company presented you with a contract does not mean that you have to accept it as is. You can negotiate changes to it. However, as mentioned elsewhere, lawyer up first.

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    When our name is on the back of your car, we're behind you all the way!
    1. Re:So Change It. by schwaang · · Score: 1

      I agree with this.

      Except for the post-employment part, alot of this is typical stuff. But folks in academia, who need the right to publish what they've done and may already have patent assignment obligations to their university for certain work, need the ability to modify the terms of these contracts. And, of course, so do open-source people, who may want the right to work on un-related stuff on their own time.

      I recently helped an academic friend who was doing consulting on the side. He had a similar contract, and I helped him draft alternative language that preserved certain freedoms he needed. I think in part because we offered a concrete alternative, his company agreed. [I would have felt much better if my friend had run this by a lawyer, but alas...]

      During that experience I was surprised to NOT find appropriate boilerplate contract language waiting for us out on the web. I think it would be a big help to both open-source and academics to have this kind of resource when confronted with old-school contracts. Have the lawyering done once, and we can all use it.

  18. Your company wants to hire robotic morans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why should you treat them any differently than how they treat you? Just go along with their game and don't think up anything that they can use to advance the company.

    Write down all your ideas at home when you're not working, or on your own laptop. Don't think about anything interesting at work. Then at 6 months and 1 day announce your invention.

  19. Just say no. by compumike · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Slavery is illegal in this country... and an agreement like this is essentially financial slavery.

    The idea that this kind of control over IP can extend beyond the scope of employment is, unfortunately, fairly typical. I think it's worth trying to fight. I haven't heard about trying to extend beyond the duration of employment, too -- that's just absurd.

    Maybe it's possible to ask for increased compensation -- say an extra six months -- in exchange? If they really think that the intellectual property you'll create is worth it, that seems to be a first attempt at fairness.

    In any case, in IT, are you really in the position to be creating that much intellectual property? Lots of companies are trying to shove agreements like this down employee's throats, without thinking about the consequences. Unfortunately, most people just sign blindly.

    It's a bit overused, but might this be reflective of the atmosphere of American consumerism? Nobody wants to create content anymore... we'd like to just consume media. I hate to say it, but I think this all comes full circle into the file sharing debate:

    People today don't sufficiently value intellectual property.

    This leads to the problem with pirating electronic media, but also seems to lead to the situation where people don't stand up and refuse restrictive employment contracts like this one.

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    Educational microcontroller kits for the digital generation.

    1. Re:Just say no. by scarboni888 · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right. One of the reasons I consume so much free media is that my mind boggles that people actually care enough to put so much time & effort into creating it. I can't imagine having enough of an attention span or focus to complete anything as intense as a poem - let alone a skyscraper or a feature length film. I look up at the tall buildings and wonder "Who the hell cares *that* much? Really?" You're all simply incredible & I'm thoroughly enjoying it. Thanks for the free ride - it's wonderful. Maybe I'll contribute next go 'round - but don't count on it.

    2. Re:Just say no. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DSC Communications vs Evan Brown

      Do not think it can't happen, or that overturning it will be that simple. And this was not even over something tangible - just an idea, and they tried to force him to actually implement it after he left employment.

    3. Re:Just say no. by equivocal · · Score: 1

      Slavery is illegal in this country... Slavery is the natural outcome of capitalism. Businesses push as hard and far to take as many rights from a person as they can. If they could take them all, they would.
  20. Get a pen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In this age of one-sided "click here to agree to the e-terms," don't forget that you have the right to cross out any contract items you don't agree with. You already have your employment.. if they don't like it, that's their problem not yours.

  21. Don't sign it. by jcr · · Score: 1

    You're already working there, and they want you to sign new conditions? Fuck that.

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  22. Second verse same as the first. by aztektum · · Score: 1

    We see this like every 6 months to a year. The answer is always one of three things...

    Consult a lawyer.

    Find a new job.

    or something to the effect of...

    Cross out or amend the items in question. Initial the changes, then sign the document. If they don't like it see 1 and/or 2.

    --
    :: aztek ::
    No sig for you!!
  23. It is not sound as adsurd as it seems. by SYSS+Mouse · · Score: 1
    In Japan, it is quite expected that your invention belongs to the company, inside or outside. (Although it is also equally expected for the inventor to receive a bonus from the company)

    For example, , inventor of blue-light LED.

    Nakamura successfully sued his company over the bonus, settled for 840 million yen (more than 7 million US).

  24. Sign it if they pay up. by Kenrod · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Figure out what the agreement is worth and ask them for compensation. If they want 6 months of your "inventions" after you leave employment, they need to pay you 6 months salary, or a reasonable portion thereof, up front.

    Since you didn't agree to this new contract when you were hired, you should have your pay adjusted accordingly.

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    Good heavens Miss Sakamoto - you're beautiful!
    1. Re:Sign it if they pay up. by Splab · · Score: 1

      Here in Denmark they changed the laws so if a company wants a non compete the company is required to pay the worker for the duration. Also they aren't allowed to blanket, they have to make a list of companies you are specifically not allowed to work with.

  25. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by jcr · · Score: 1

    The non-compete I signed when I joined Apple actually referenced that part of the California code, and was quite fair, as I recall. It said that they owned any inventions I came up with while working there that were pertinent to their business.

    -jcr

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    The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
  26. Edit the document by Dier+Vek · · Score: 1

    have some fun and edit the document. for instance change the text to say... "A. Employee shall promptly and fully be treated as God on earth and be given everything imaginable [Company] any inventions, improvements, discoveries, operating techniques, or "know-how", whether patentable or not (hereinafter referred to as "Inventions"), conceived or discovered by Employee, either solely or jointly with others, during the course of Employee's employment with [Company], or within six (6) months thereafter." If the president of the USA can have signing statements why not you? Make yourself their new CEO

  27. Better Idea by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

    I suggest the following website: http://www.dice.com/

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    If someone is passing you on the right, you are an asshole for driving in the wrong lane.
  28. It depends on the terms on which employment ends. by mark-t · · Score: 1

    I would say that those terms are entirely reasonable if the employee volunteers to leave the company without being requested to resign or coerced into quitting.

    Those terms are entirely UNreasonable if they apply even if the employer lays off the employee or otherwise does not leave the reason for leaving as the responsibility of the employee

    I'd make that clear with your employer if I were you.

  29. My wife had such an agreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When my wife quit working for one outfit and started for another, she got a nasty letter from the previous outfit's lawyers. They threatened to sue if she didn't quit immediately.

    In Ontario (Canada) the law society has a service where they will refer you to a lawyer with the right specialization. My wife contacted one of the lawyers on the list. He looked at the contract and said something in lawyer that translated as: "This is crap". For a couple of hundred bucks he wrote a letter to the other lawyers and that ended the threats.

    YMMV, the law being what it is. The relationship between an employee and an employer can be seen as unequal and judges often use that as a reason to void contracts that are too one-sided. If it becomes an issue, find a lawyer who specializes in such contracts (ie. not the one who handled your last house purchase).

    1. Re:My wife had such an agreement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ontario is very different from the US and A. Generally speaking, employment non-competes are unenforceable in Ontario if you sign one.

      The only time an Ontario court would enforce a non-compete clause is if:

      - you are a senior person, and
      - you are fairly compensated for your non-compete time, and
      - the non-compete time is limited in duration, location, and type of work

      Otherwise, they get tossed out - you have a right to earn a living.

  30. They want to renegotiate your employment contract? by digitaltraveller · · Score: 1

    What are your inventions worth to you?

    It's a personal question. For me, they mean everything and I don't work in the industry for this reason.

    Regardless, they are asking you to renegotiate the terms of your employment.

    You should work out how much invention rights are worth to you. Then sign a new contract for an amount greater than that. If your a half decent negotiator this should be no problem.

    That clause applying 6 months after employment termination is in my opinion unreasonable. I wouldn't even consider it unless they were willing to payout 6 months salary upon the completion of your employment contract for the term that you will be unemployable.

  31. Ignore it? by sexyrexy · · Score: 1

    Of course, every company is different, so this may not apply to you, but... when I was handed something similar, I told my immediate boss, with whom I was on pretty good terms, that I was not really happy with some parts of it and I'd need to discuss it further. Then I took it back to my desk, tossed it in the corner, and kept working there for a year before I moved on to bigger and better things.

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  32. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by triclipse · · Score: 1

    Yeah - but owning the IP you create while working at a company is a quite a bit different than not competing with them. Certainly Apple's attorneys are aware of all the nuances of this law, and I would certainly expect a provision along the lines as the one you signed to be fully enforceable.

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  33. So... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    Any open source stuff you do? Company's.

    For that matter, partial copyright for any contributions to open source projects? Company's, which could really hurt anything you work on.

    This taints you in a way that would make you useless for any innovative work done within that six week period, even for another company, because under your contract, it's the de facto property of your former employer.

    This smacks of the wording of a recording contract. All future songs belong to the company, even before they're conceived.

    Unfortunately I think this is pretty standard wording for these sorts of contracts; I remember signing one when I was working for Stream back in the day (and while it concerned me then, they neither know nor would care about anything I might have done in the meantime).

    Be careful. Make sure the job and the company is worth it for you. Otherwise, they've got you by the balls when you quit.

    --
    It's better to vote for what you want and not get it than to vote for what you don't want and get it.
    - E. Debs
  34. Ask for something in return by mpsheppa · · Score: 1

    The 6 months clause in this agreement is ridiculous. If enforced, it means that you couldn't work in any other job where you produce IP of any sort for the 6 months after you leave because otherwise anything you create for the new company is at risk of being claimed by the old company. The same goes for working for yourself, anything involving the creation of IP will be put at risk. The contract may well not be enforceable, but even so it is better to be on the safe side and not have to ever go through the process of getting a court to decide that it isn't enforceable. If the company really does desire this restriction for some reason then that's fair enough, but to compensate for it, the company should agree to maintain your pay at the level it was when you left for a period of 6 months. Now, if you do go and do a job that doesn't involve creating any IP for those 6 months, e.g. flipping burgers, then they could just top up your pay to the level it was rather than continuing to pay the whole lot. You can point out that because you are getting fair compensation for signing the agreement that there is a much greater chance of it being enforceable as well, so if the company really does need this for some reason then the modified agreement benefits both of you.

  35. Section F: by LinkFree · · Score: 1

    Employee shall promptly and fully disclose to [Company] his or her first-born child (hereinafter referred to as "the child"), along with any and all inventions pertaining to the child. [Company] shall be the sole and absolute owner of the child, as well as any and all things under the sun beneath which the child resides. ("things" refers to any object or concept, substantial, insubstantial, or otherwise. This includes items both conceivable and inconceivable.) IANAL, but I could get used to writing utter bullshit like that.
  36. Legal Concerns by Defectuous · · Score: 1

    I had to sign one of those a few months back. Actually had a chance to sit down with my employers legal staff as I had concerns dealing with independent php development I do. This sounds a lot like the wording I read. If your concerned Sit down with the company legal staff. If they are unreachable or very difficult to understand, Get a Second Opinion. But let your concerns be known. With my company it was as long as I did not write anything to compete with them or anything that could be based off of anything currently in use or in current development & future plans of them. If your personal stuff has nothing to do with your work then I would not be to concerned. Also on the patents, if you build a better mouse trap and if your work for a bank. They have no legal right to touch your patent. But if you develop a more efficient / secure ATM software then they can take it.

  37. 9000 'in writings' later.... by ThreeGigs · · Score: 1

    Any 'discovery', operating technique or 'know-how'?

    So if you use the 'operating technique' of testing both ends of a patch cable, and when you re-crimp it your 'know-how' includes taking a notch out of a side of the sheath so it holds better in the plug, are you required to sit down and write a letter explaining this?

    Considering the rate of change and new product introductions in IT, I'd guess I learn at least one or two new things a day which could be considered operating technique or know-how. Being required to submit my new knowledge in writing every day would severely curtail productivity.

  38. Re:California Labor Code 2870 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    California Labor Code Section 2870. Application of provision providing
    that employee shall assign or offer to assign rights in invention to employer.
    Any provision in an employment agreement which provides that an
    employee shall assign, or offer to assign, any of his or her rights in an
    invention to his or her employer shall not apply to an invention that the
    employee developed entirely on his or her own time without using the
    employer's equipment, supplies, facilities, or trade secret information
    except for those inventions that either:
    Relate at the time of conception or reduction to practice of the
    invention to the employer's business, or actual or demonstrably
    anticipated research or development of the employer; or
    Result from any work performed by the employee for his
    employer.
    To the extent a provision in an employment agreement purports to require
    an employee to assign an invention otherwise excluded from being
    required to be assigned under subdivision (a), the provision is against the
    public policy of this state and is unenforceable.

  39. A Contract May Not Be Enforceable by reporter · · Score: 1
    There are two important issues. First, some states (like California) have very strict rules about what can be enforced. That you sign a labor contract does not mean that every item in the contract is enforceable. The clauses (of the contract) conflicting with state rules are not enforceable. In California, your employer cannot claim legal rights to any invention that you produce after you terminate employment -- unless you used company proprietary information to produce the invention.

    The second issue is that, in some states (like Calfornia), you are not required to agree to binding arbitration in a dispute even if your contract stipulates binding arbitration. In California, an appeals court declared that binding arbitration in any contract allowing a full court trial by a company filing suit against an employee is null and void. In the case of David Abramson vs. Juniper, the appeals court said that allowing a court trial by the company against an employee but disallowing a trial (in favor of binding arbitration) by an employee against the company is unfair and invalid. If a court trial is allowed in one direction, the trial must be allowed in the other direction.

    In other words, if your former employer attempts to intimidate you (with high-powered company lawyers) into signing away your invention (produced after termination from the company) to him, then you can sue your former employer for harrassment. You do not need to agree to binding arbitration. You can sue your former employer in a full court trial.

    Most American companies, like Juniper, are ruthless. So, know your rights. Contact the labor departments of both the federal government and the state government. Talk to your lawyer.

    By the way, does anyone know how the lawsuit by David Abramson against Juniper is progressing? The appeals court granted him the right to sue Juniper in a full court trial.

  40. Why this should NOT be allowed. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    Why this should NOT be allowed:

    Suppose some evil son of a gun owns a big huge multinational corporation. Suppose said evil son of a gun is yours truly, Mr. 1337z h4x0rz... I could write up a non-compete agreement that every employee had to sign that basically said "All your base are belong to us" in legalese, meaning that anything the person does, for the remainder of their life, is the sole property of ME!!! Bwaaa haaa haa haa haaaahaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!!

    I am not a lawyer but I would assume that in the United States, the general viewpoint is that people have a right to work and earn money from their trade. Therefore if you quit or get fired from some company, as long as you're not doing something blatantly evil like copying stuff that you were doing at Company A in order to benefit Company B (or, say, to start your own business that does the same thing), I think it would be up to a court to decide, and it would probably decide that the whole agreement isn't worth the paper it's printed on.

  41. Re:They want to renegotiate your employment contra by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you decide that "6 months pay" is what this is worth (which, frankly, is what I think it's worth), then don't forget benefits.

    In particular, think about what you would miss if you were forcibly unemployed for 6 months. Think about:

    1.) Health insurance. The big one. Require they cover you under the terms in force on your last day of employment.
    2.) Inflation: Index any payments to some inflation index. Either your base salary, the CPI, or ideally the higher of the two.
    3.) Okay, there is no 3.

    Anyway, don't take your annual salary, divide by two, and insist on that. Aim higher.

    And if you're seriously thinking about negotiating this rather than just laughing at them, see a lawyer. A good one. It's worth the money if you're going to stick this out.

    Personally, I'd refuse to hire you for 6 months if you had this agreement in the past, and I'd consider you duty-bound to disclose it. Don't sign it.

    I personally like the "strike the objectionable parts and return it. See if they notice". Don't forget to keep a copy. Consider getting a non-interested witness to initial a copy of the document that is made right after you make the modifications and sign it. A notary might be useful here, too.

    Good luck.

  42. IANAL by fortunato · · Score: 1

    I am definitely not a lawyer. That said, assuming you decline to sign it, if they try to fire you only on the basis of not signing a new contract when you are already employed would be highly questionable and I can't see any judge in his right mind siding with your company. That said, before you decline to sign it make sure there is no other reason for them to find to fire you. Because believe me they will look.

    Completely anecdotal, I dated a director of HR. And I can tell you, in general, they do NOT look out for the employees. In this day and age they are no longer the "brokers" between management and employees. Their sole purpose is to do the will of the upper management. And if that means looking for a reason to terminate you, they WILL find one, even if its something as lame as you came to work late a few times in the past few months. You would be amazed at the things that get filed into your employee records, even without your knowledge.

    So ultimately, if you are going to decline to sign this thing, make sure you go to HR and ask for your files first and make sure there is nothing in there that they can use against you to justify your termination.

    1. Re:IANAL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Completely anecdotal, I dated a director of HR. And I can tell you, in general, they do NOT look out for the employees.

      Yes and no. HR has many functions:

      - make sure the company doesn't get sued for harassment/discrimination
      - recruit the best employees you can while spending as little as possible
      - keep employees happy while spending as little as possible

      Keeping you happy is only useful to the extent that you can't be replaced by someone else who does the same job for less.

      if that means looking for a reason to terminate you, they WILL find one

      In many (most?) states, they don't need a reason. It's "at-will".

    2. Re:IANAL by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Completely anecdotal, I dated a director of HR. And I can tell you, in general, they do NOT look out for the employees. In this day and age they are no longer the "brokers" between management and employees. Their sole purpose is to do the will of the upper management. That's not going to surprise anyone, I think the evilness of HR is pretty much common knowledge among this crowd.
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    3. Re:IANAL by amber_of_luxor · · Score: 1

      >> f that means looking for a reason to terminate you, they WILL find one
      > In many (most?) states, they don't need a reason. It's "at-will".

      The sole function of HR is to prove beyond any shadow of doubt that the organization does not discriminate against EEOC/ADA protected classes, even if that is the de facto policy of the company.

      As such, HR will demonstrate a pattern of behaviors such that the person was fired for cause, even if everybody privately admits that the sole reason for the firing was because the discriminated individual was a member of an ADA/EEOC protected class.

      Amber

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  43. Smart People Are Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why is it that dumb sales people don't have similar restrictions on their business contacts? Smart people seem to get screwed on IP. If you have IP restrictions, then so should everyone else at your firm, and you should all get paid a lot of money for it.

  44. I got one and didn't sign it. by wrook · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One of the companies I used to work for tried to get me to sign an "updated" contract.

    I told them, "I already have a contract and I'm happy with it. There are termination measures in the contract, but I don't think any of the issues apply (gross incompetance, etc)."

    Legal freaked out. They told me I must sign the new contract or else my employment would end. I said, "The contract I am working under has no expiration date and I don't see any provisions for updating it. As I said, I'm happy with this contract, so unless you offer me large concessions I don't really feel it's in my best interest to sign another one".

    Legal freaked out again. They said, "Everyone has signed this contract. You are the last person. You must sign it."

    I asked, "Are you saying that you will fire me if I don't sign this contract?"

    "Well, no."

    "Good because I like the old contract better."

    End of story. Never heard from them again.

    1. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Yepp. That's the way to do it, except of course a bit more politely in person than the way you described it in your post. Gently explaining and asserting your preference is the right way to get what you want.

    2. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by oxygen · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It's shocking how few people realize that this is an option. There may be consequences for your actions such as termination, but you do have the option to not sign it.

      I had the same thing happen to me a few years back. I had an NDA/non-compete dropped on my desk by the HR manager and I looked at it and handed it back to her and said no. She said I had to sign it, required, firings, I looked back and said Okay and put it in my trash.

      A few hours later my boss came over and asked why I didn't sign it. I explained my issues and after three rounds with legal, they came back with a very narrow agreement that I was willing to sign.

      Later on, I was talking with some other employees and happened to mention what happened and they were all shocked.

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    3. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by noidentity · · Score: 1

      You are my hero.

    4. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      "Everyone has signed this contract. You are the last person. You must sign it."
      Once I buckled under this nonsensical reasoning. It was outside the working environment, but never ever will I do this again.
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    5. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'll do you one better. My last job fired me a month ago for the neurotic reason of missing a meeting. Not an important meeting. Not even a one time meeting. Just a routine Friday morning meeting which never divulges any useful information what so ever and is pretty much a waste of an hour. Now that's not the amazing part.

      The amazing part is sitting there the Monday morning after the meeting listening to HR read me the termination letter. They've brought in the previous HR lady AND the company lawyer (which they don't routinely do) because they're scared of me. Mysterious powers of network admins, I guess. Then after reading me a specially written termination letter (this is a company with a 100%+ yearly turnover rate, so their typical letter is a form to save time) the HR lady has the following to say:

      "Typically, when we hire an employee, they sign a confidentiality agreement."

      "OK."

      "You don't have one in your employee file."

      I begin to smell where this is going, but due to sheer disbelief, I play dumb, "OK. Are we done?"

      "Could you please sign this one now?"

      Yep. They actually asked it. WHILE they were firing me. I didn't know which impressed me more... the amount of nerve it took them to tell her to ask me that, or the stupidity it would require to believe in a million years somebody might comply. "Uh, no?" I responded.

      Now at this point, the lady seems visibly shaken. The big wigs watching her are obviously not pleased that she couldn't work a miracle. "Is there uh... is there a particular reason why you don't uh... don't want to?"

      A million things run through my mind. Illegal things they've done, mostly. But I decide it's best not to let them know what I know and respond, "Beside the fact that you're asking me for a favor as you fire me? I just don't feel like signing anything right now."

      Still makes me laugh. I've never worked at a more neurotic, incompetent, worthless company in my entire life. Had a previous employer before the last one that tried to float a non-compete to all the employees after we were working there. We got together and all said "Nah, we don't like the terms. We're not signing." and they never asked again.

      But asking someone while you're firing them to sign a confidentiality agreement? Amazing.

    6. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by hawks5999 · · Score: 1

      earlier this year, after a contentious salary negotiation as part of a promotion and reorg my company had the brilliant idea to send me a new employment agreement... in a Word doc. Not protected, not a pdf, not a paper copy... a fully editable Word doc. "Please print, sign and return to HR." Which I did but not before changing my non-compete period from 1 year to 1 week. I have scanned and sealed paper copies of the countersigned document. I hope I can get another one this year, I'd like to adjust the non-solicit period and be sure to correct the "invention" portions.

    7. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clever. But what happens if down the road, for some unfortunate reason, you wind up in court over this agreement? How do you think the judge will react?

      Nah, in matters of contract disputes, it's better to talk to a lawyer and be upfront about negotiating with the other side.

    8. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think you're missing something here - looks more like they were looking for an excuse to get that confidentiality agreement signed. I'm willing to bet all the change in my pocket that if you'd signed it, they'd have 'worked out some way around the disgraceful non-appearance at the meeting'.

    9. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by Velaki · · Score: 1

      My hero!


    10. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I guarantee that you were not fired for missing a meeting, rather, missing the meeting was the legal pretext for firing you. You must live in a state/country with strong labour protection laws. The reason you were fired was something that was not an adequate legal reason for the firing. Many EU countries have laws that make you essentially unfireable after certain periods of employment. Stealing office supplies, missing meetings, on the otherhand can be used as legitimate grounds.

      Yes, I've seen this happen.

    11. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by darkstar949 · · Score: 1

      Probably would be irrelevant to the judge if the grandparent modified the contract before signing it - the company representatives should have reviewed signing. Once both parties signed the contract it becomes binding - if you update your contract to include a $10,000 termination bonus the company either has to refuse to sign the contract, or honor the agreement.

    12. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by drew · · Score: 1

      Happened to a former coworker of mine, too. Our employer at the time was at least smart enough to ask him to sign the agreement before he told him he was being let go. Unfortunately for my friend, he was not quite so fast on his feet that day. He was pretty pissed afterwards. He called me after he left the office and asked if I would be willing to go into the boss' office and steal it for him. (I didn't. I figured if he didn't want to be bound by the terms of the agreement, he shouldn't have signed the thing in the first place.)

      If I hadn't already made plans to leave for a new company, they would have started that day.

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    13. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A few years ago, having been laid off with a 30+ year programming background, I joined a clerical staffing agency to keep my sanity. One of the gigs was with a major US bank. Though my work was going to be data entry, I went ahead and signed their "all your thoughts are belong to us" agreement.

      So this bank, with its esteemed name reaching back into the history American West, now owns every program I ever wrote or *will* write in the future. Yes, this was for a data entry job. It made my day. :-)

      Incidentally, I have always been on a "fee for work" basis, so I don't "own" a single line of code. And it's not worth anything to anybody but the employer anyway, it's all been for internal use. This is a great example of "someone found this boiler plate somewhere, looks good to me."

      Back to my old job now, with a most agreeable policy. They don't want me working for the competition at the same time, fair enough. They don't want me selling their software. Their employees go to work for others in the same field all the time. This company has a pretty heavy IT operation, but their real product is service, and that keeps the customers on the line.

    14. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good for you!

      Way too many people sign whatever is placed in front of them, never asking the two basic and critical questions:

      1) How is it in MY benefit to sign this?
      2) How is it in my DETRIMENT to sign this?

      You would not believe the number of routine documents that people will want you to sign through your life that offer you absolutely no benefit at all.

      The two classic examples of acknowledgements that have ZERO benefit for you is signing the HR policy book and acknowledging that your undertand your Miranda rights.

      As thinking humans, we all need to keep an eye on that whole social psych reflexive deference to authority thing.

    15. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      Sounds like bad faith to me. Of course, it's also stupid to pass around a word doc as a contract to sign.

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    16. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      At the risk of sounding like a troll, I find it very hard to believe that someone would get fired for missing "a routine Friday morning meeting which never divulges any useful information what so ever and is pretty much a waste of an hour". I know someone who got fired because of (in his words) "one bad manager who was out to get me" - I later found out that it had more to do with the fact that he was frequently late/unshaven (in a customer service role) despite having had several official warnings about the matter. All I can say is that it's very easy to blame the straw when one should really be examining the whole load....

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    17. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      When I was at Microsoft, I was an hourly employee doing tech support. The employment contract had all these wonderful provisions such as including all of these things that were mentioned.

      First, I negotiated exceptions like crazy (Microsoft to their credit has processes open for doing this). Secondly I tracked the time I spent on my own projects. I figured that if they wanted my software, and forced me to assign them IP rights, then I would charge them for all the time (at time and a half) for the time I spent on each project from the beginning. Finally I negotiated a broad exception to include all of my own ideas not related to Microsoft trade secrets I had access to (which weren't many). Everything worked well.

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    18. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by B.Tregare · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the tactics of Vulcan Northwest.

    19. Re:I got one and didn't sign it. by 808140 · · Score: 1

      I agree with you, he probably wasn't fired for missing the Friday meeting. However, your immediate assumption is that he was actually fired because he was incompetent in some way — ie, that the company was actually dissatisfied with his work. That may very well have been the case, but there's another (extremely common) scenario that you're not considering: they may have wanted him out and needed an excuse to let him go.

      Lots of states and countries have labor laws that make it difficult to terminate someone without a reason, unless their employment contract specifically states that they serve at will. People in the latter category are typically paid an awful lot more than people who don't serve at will as compensation for the risk. If you let someone go for reasons not related to their performance you often need to compensate them accordingly, which can be expensive, especially if the reason you're letting them go in the first place is to cut costs during a crunch.

      So the typical thing to do is to find something work-related to let them go for.

      It sounds like the OP didn't have much use for those Friday meetings; my hunch would be that this wasn't the first one he missed, and probably no one cared one way or another for the entire duration of his employment at the firm. But it served as a good reason to let him go when they needed to trim the fat. Or maybe you're right, maybe he was jerking off in the server room to kiddie porn he downloaded on the company pipe, or whatever.

  45. In Australia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the clause that claims ownership of IP after you leave would be a breach of the trade practises act. I learned that in a university course only a week ago.

    1. Re:In Australia... by conufsed · · Score: 1

      How so? I'd like to keep this nugget aside for future reference

  46. Salary by terminal.dk · · Score: 1

    This contract of course also would give you full salary for 6 months after you stop working at the place ? Here in Denmark, you need to get compensation for any non-competition clause in the contract. After this happened, most have gone from the contracts.

    Go and negotiate the 6 months salary after you stop, or have them delete the thing about you working for them 6 months after you stop.

    1. Re:Salary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's all up to your interest to the contract. If it's higly payed (+150K/yr) contract and you would like to get it you simply have to choose a) you sign the agreement or b) someone else is going to sign and get it. It's a standard procedure with highly payed large enterprise contracts when you are working with something that requires also large investiments from their side. I had couple of years ago 18 months embargo working for any telecom or any company competing with Lucent, including starting your own business etc. Also similar clauses about any inventions, code, documents etc. having anything to do with the Lucent during that time were agreed to be theirs.

      ac

      ps. I went back to academia after that contract. Spent much of the time studying new stuff, reading books, studying, doing labs etc. and avoided even thinking anything that would lead me in to break that agreement.

      pps. You get the idea of large investiment when I mention that the whole project was 43 billion dollars, my part was aroun 21 million subproject.

  47. Sick and Ugly by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1
    Even if it turns out that those terms are not enforcable, you might be forced to spend thousands of dollars to defend your right to not do what you contractually agree to do by signing that contract.

    I think that it could be said that, if they threaten punish you for not signing on to this contract, they are unilaterally changing the terms of your employment in a very nasty way. Talk to a lawyer about this.. You might have grounds for a constructive dismissal suit, because I don't think that any sane person would sign onto a contract like that without lots and lots of money up front.

    The other thing to remember, is that everything is negotiable -- but be warned... if you actually negotiate with them starting with this contract, the other icky things in there (and I'm sure there are..) which come back to bite you may be all the more strongly interpreted by a later court because you had a hand in negotiating the contract. I think that the best thing you could do (though be warned: IANAL -- I'm not even American!) might be to simply baulk at the contract, and presume that the one you originally signed will do the job.

    I Seriously doubt that signing any contract that they place on your desk was part of your original job description. They can ask you to gratuitiously sign a new, seriously hobbling contract in the same way that you can ask them for a 100% raise. In either case, saying no is not likely to be actionable.

    I would, however, keep a contract of the egregious contract for future reference.

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  48. I should probably post this anonymously, but... by Jethro · · Score: 1

    My company routinely provides me with new and updated agreements that make absolutely no sense to me and which "need to be signed by End Of Day Friday."

    I used to take them seriously until the one where I grant the company the right to enter my home and go through my stuff whenever they want.

    Ever since then I've either just outright ignored the thing, or edited out the parts I don't like, signed THAT and sent it in.

    That was about 4 years ago and nobody seems to really care or notice. YMMV, of course.

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    1. Re:I should probably post this anonymously, but... by Kuroji · · Score: 1

      What the heck do you do for a living that makes them think they have the right to do THAT?

    2. Re:I should probably post this anonymously, but... by Jethro · · Score: 1

      I /do/ get to telecommute a lot and therefore have company equipment at home, and potentially I could be an idiot and print out sensitive information and not shred it, but hey, trust me or don't allow me to work at home, right?

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  49. That's A Bit Unfair by logicnazi · · Score: 1

    Or it's just a company whose executives have better things to do than read the fine print on whatever generic legal documents their counsel gave them. Why not see if they care if he tells them he won't sign the 6 month part first.

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  50. Don't sign as-is by klaiber · · Score: 1

    I personally would not sign this as-is. I'd cross out the ludicrous parts (like the 6 months post-employment), or amend (e.g, section B should only apply to IP conceived during the period of employment), then sign and return it. If they don't like it, I'd either get a lawyer or a new job. You already work there, so that creates a bit of a hurdle for them; I suspect not many companies would risk firing people over refusal to sign a document of questionable legality (not to mention ethics).
    The more secure you feel about your skills and ability to find a new job, the less you should be concerned about refusing such a contract.

  51. Paying you for it?? by EEBaum · · Score: 1

    At my job, I'm paid for the 8 hours of work per day that I'm there, five days per week. That's 40 out of the 168 hours per week. There's an understanding that anything I do outside of those hours is my own business. If I come up with something at home that benefits the company (i.e. figure a solution to a problem), that's their bonus.

    If the company is willing to pay me for another 128 hours per week, then we'll talk about owning things I don't do at work. If they want to offer a severance package worth 26*168 hours of pay, I might be able to consider pre-signing 6 months of post-leaving inventions over.

    The place I work encourages us to do our own projects for ourselves on our own time, and encourages us to use the skills we've learned (minus confidential trade-secret type stuff) at wherever we end up working next. I guess the place is kinda old-fashioned in the "let's make people want to work here" area.

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  52. Its unenforceable by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    I am no lawyer but I just finished a business law class in college.

    Basically a judge can throw out such terms if he or she finds such terms negative and unfair for your employment. There are limits too in most states but I do not remember the time lines exactly for which you can't work for a competitor or share any ideas.

    THis form of contract law a NCA is very subjective compared to most contracts so the judge himself can decide. This appears really one sided towards the employer only so likely most of the terms nullified. But still that is money on your part if your ever taken to court.

  53. You can't force a free mind by Quadraginta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I know a lot of people will advise you to consult a lawyer, but my advice, as one who has consulted lawyers far more often than I'd wish to have had, is not to.

    First of all, the law is not nearly as clear-cut as geeky programmer types think it is. As a rule, the law is roughly speaking some mash-up of what the legislature wrote, what the judge thinks ought to be so, and what a jury of random folks majoring in theater and journalism at the local community college think it ought to be. Hence a good lawyer is probably not going to be able to give you an precise and definitive answer on all your what-if scenarios. Instead, he'll probably agree with you on general grounds that the contract is evil, vicious, and you are a noble person dreadfully wronged blah blah (this is just advertising, an appeal to your vanity, so you won't forget him when you someday need a lawyer). If you press him on specifics, the most he's likely to do is tell you roughly how he would argue the case against the contract if he needed to, but he's unlikely to guarantee it will work.

    Secondly, aside from satisfying your injured pride, what would be the result of asking a lawyer and setting yourself back $500 or so? Suppose the lawyer agrees it's a smelly contract, and a court might rule this or that aspect unenforceable, if push came to shove? What are you going to do with this information? Go to your boss and say Ha! All your base are belong us! and he's just going to say Curses! Foiled again! and tear up the NDA, maybe give you a raise for showing initiative and helpfully pointing out the folly of the company's ways? I mean, as opposed to marking you down as a pain in the ass who needs to be shitcanned at the first opportunity, like maybe right now? Your feelings would probably be more effectively soothed if you spent that $500 buying pretty girls drinks in a club.

    Finally, if you just have enough mental discipline to keep your mouth shut when you need to, this doesn't matter anyway. Suppose you do have some kick-ass wonderful idea while you're working for this bunch, and you decide you want to take it elsewhere. All you need to do is not keep notes on your idea in your office (duh), not work on it using company computers and networks (duh), not talk boastfully about it around the water cooler -- this is the hard part -- and just generally keep your thoughts to yourself as long as you work there and for six months afterward. When your killer idea takes the world by storm it's going to be up to your former employers to prove in court that you had the idea eight months earlier, when you still worked for them. But without the evidence you've carefully avoided providing, they're screwed. They can't read your mind.

    As for the ethics involved: anyone who gives you a contract like that to sign has made their lack of morals completely clear. You owe them no consideration in return whatsoever. Indeed, if you used them to pay your rent while secretly working out your brilliant idea at home, they'd have only gotten what they deserve.

    1. Re:You can't force a free mind by CB-in-Tokyo · · Score: 1

      A lot of companies try to extend this past what was worked on at the office. Any idea that you come up with at any time day or night, the company want rights to.

      Bottom line, if they are asking you to sign, then you need to get something in return. Ask them what they're going to pay you for this new set of obligations, and ensure that it covers you beyond the 6 month period that they claim right to your ideas (i.e. at least 6 months plus whatever other severance you are entitled to, plus if you want a bonus for ideas created outside of work hours). Furthermore request that no matter what reason you leave the company, fired, quit, caught stealing, whatever, you are entitled to this new severance package.

      If they agree, then consider if it is worth it to you and decide accordingly. If (when) they don't agree, say "Why would I sign a more restrictive agreement, when it offers me nothing in return." Document the conversations (keep a journal) and if they fire you, hit them up with a lawsuit. Chances are they will back down.

      If you are really not that creative, and have no entrepreneurial spirit, then just sign the damn thing!

      Cheers,

      CB

    2. Re:You can't force a free mind by CB-in-Tokyo · · Score: 1

      Forgot one very important thing! This could prevent you from getting your next job, because your new employer does not want to take on the risk of another company claiming the rights to an invention you make at the new company. Even if it is after a year, they could still try and make a claim saying you had the idea before then. So do not do this without getting paid! Cheers, CB

    3. Re:You can't force a free mind by felipekk · · Score: 0

      He has another option: If he ends up having a really good idea, register it under your spouse's name or someone you trust.

    4. Re:You can't force a free mind by demachina · · Score: 1

      The one point you miss in this clause, where everything you do for six months belongs to your previous employer, is it pretty much makes you unemployable for six months if you do any kind of creative work like programming. If you tell your new employer about it they will get cold feet about hiring you. If you don't tell them about it your old employer, if they are bitter over you leaving, can come after both you and your new employer at which point your new employer will probably fire you for creating this problem for them. I seriously doubt this clause is enforceable but if you sign it will basically move all their employees in to a form of indentured servitude. I half suspicion we can thank out sourcing to China for some of this. American companies are learning the beauty of having indentured servents from their Chinese slave labor and they want the same thing from their American work force too.

      You can empathize with employers because it is a pretty common thing for an employee to come up with a great idea while working at the company, probably with the aid of knowledge they gain from their workplace, employees at the company, or from their contacts with the companies customers, and rather than contributing it back to the company that enabled them to discover, instead they take it to a competitor or turn in to a competitor themselves.

      It is a hard problem. Adding a clause that seeks to make someone unemployable for six months is a pretty bad attempt at a solution though.

      The ideal solution is you provide a good working environment for your employees so they will want to contribute back to your companies success and so they know they will be rewarded handsomely for doing that successfully. Unfortunately most companies save all their rewards for people who are VP, director or above and they completely screw all the engineers and programmers who actually make their products and often have innovative ideas. In those kind of environments people with great ideas are going to take their ideas and leave and abusive contracts just increase that likelihood. Google is the obvious counterexample, they make sure all their employees are well compensated, even the masseuse, and encourage people to share their ideas with their company, and if they are winners they end up millionaires. End result is they are an idea factory while many of their draconian counterparts are devoid of innovative thinking.

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    5. Re:You can't force a free mind by gknoy · · Score: 1

      As for the ethics involved: anyone who gives you a contract like that to sign has made their lack of morals completely clear. You owe them no consideration in return whatsoever. Indeed, if you used them to pay your rent while secretly working out your brilliant idea at home, they'd have only gotten what they deserve.

      "Ethical" behavior which one only applies when the other party "deserves" it is not ethical behavior. The only way to maintain the moral high ground is to continue to act in an ethical manner, EVEN IF the opposition does not.

      - If you lie to someone because they lied to you, you are still a liar.
      - If you break/ignore a contract/promise you've agreed to, because you feel the others are undeserving of respect, you've still reneged on a contract/promise and are thus in the same boat of weasels.

      Of course, if you hold them to the letter of the agreement, or ensure that they agree to one more beneficial to you, that is not the same thing at all. (-: Still, my main point was that you shouldn't jump into the gutter just because your enemy did too.
  54. Are you in California? by Anthony+Boyd · · Score: 1

    I'm in California, and I typically just sign those things with a rider, "not legal in California, and if that changes, I expect to renegotiate the contract." They don't seem to care. I even point out my notes, in case they're just oblivious. But they care later, though. One particularly bad company I used to work for issued a ruling that no one could own or work on "any Web sites, including personal ones."

    I told them that it wasn't legal. They said that there were moonlighting exemptions in California law, so that they could prohibit it. We argued for a while about what was considered "moonlighting" and how the hell a personal site could qualify, then finally I shrugged and said, "I exempted myself in our legal agreement." They checked, and boy were they pissed. I kept my sites running, while all the other employees shut theirs down or got really quiet about what they were doing.

    If you're not in California, I would say that you should strike out the lines you don't agree with, sign it, and turn it in. If their lawyers freak out, they'll come back to negotiate more with you. You'll have to decide if you want to play hardball. They could fire you if they think you're not worth the trouble. I typically have enough job offers that I call bluffs like that, but I feel that it's a dangerous lead to follow if you really need the job. Good luck.

    1. Re:Are you in California? by tom's+a-cold · · Score: 1

      I work in California. I redlined my contract. I don't recall the exact wording I used, but it was to the effect that anything I do during working hours or with company resources is theirs, and anything outside of working hours and with my resources is mine. They hired me anyway. Even if the draconian provisions of the contract were not enforceable in California, I wanted it very clear where the line is.

      If they didn't accept my redlines, I would have walked. That's the secret of negotiation when you're the weaker party: if it really matters to you, stand up to them, and if you can't live with it, don't work for them. It's not a satisfactory situation, since you might have to pass up that dream job because the T's and C's are no good, but that's the way the world is. They'll take as much from you as they can get away with, and the only leverage you have is to push back or to work for someone else.

      And having said all that, I don't bear my employer any grudge. It's just the nature of the system.

      One big union. That's what we all need.

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    2. Re:Are you in California? by Xoron101 · · Score: 1
      I would also just strike out the parts I don't like, initial and sign it back to them.

      The only thing I would do is have a lawyer quickly scan it for something I may have missed (something obvious to a lawyer, but not to me).

      I can honestly say that I hate most employment contracts. They are written by the company, so they 100% protect them and 99.9% screw you.

  55. Won't stand up in court. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In Australia this sort of condition is not enforceable from what I've been told. However you may need deep pockets to fight it!

  56. Flood them with papers by Marty200 · · Score: 1

    If you have to sign it to keep your job, I'd start flooding them with paper work. Go out with your friends for beer and start coming up with crazy ideas. Scribble them down and then find out who you're suppose to send them too. Maybe attach a letter saying that if they don't respond in writing in 30 day that you will assume you have the right to pursue the ideas on your own time without the company owning them.

    Lather, Rinse, Repeat

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    1. Re:Flood them with papers by jdludlow · · Score: 1

      Two problems.

      1. It's more work to generate a flood of ideas than it is to ignore them.
      2. Telling someone, "Not responding means that you accept this offer," doesn't work.

    2. Re:Flood them with papers by Marty200 · · Score: 1

      1> I didn't say they had to be good ideas. Actually bad drunken ideas would probably be more interesting.
      2> Then make requests about different ideas asking if they are interested or weather you can have them to yourself.

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  57. University of California by randomc0de · · Score: 1

    I can tell you that as an employee of the University of California system, you sign over all copyrights and patents to the UC Regents that are created using University resources. It's not very draconian because the "while using University resources" part ensures you can safely patent/copyright anything you want - just on your own time with your own computers. Plus most of the copyright stuff goes public domain or something very close. Definitely no non-compete agreements.

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  58. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by kwerle · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I've signed several ridiculous papers - but I live and work in California, and I know they are unenforceable. I figure some lawyer somewhere was told to write a contract that would do thus-and-so, so they did. To hell with whether it was enforceable or not. The odds of my bitching about a dumb contract making a good impression on an employer or making it up the chain and getting something changed are about nil (given that these usually come with short-term contract gigs in my case).

    There was one job where that kind of happened, though. I skimmed the contract (because I don't much care what they say), pointed out some of the things that were clearly insane while my boss's boss and some flunky hovered. The flunky took interest. I read a few sentences and said "Look, this essentially means that you get my work on my hardware on my time for free, even if it has nothing to do with you. That doesn't fly." He replies "that amounts to slavery - that isn't possible." "Right. Whatever. Who wrote this crap?" "I did."

    It's fortunate that I have generally worked for smart, reasonable people. I signed the ridiculous contract and we all got on with our lives.

  59. I don't know. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Is arson tolerated at your work place?

    Being asked to sign something like that is insulting, disrespectful and just plain wrong. --The argument that, "Because we provided the knowledge and experiences during their time at our company, employees owe us all their resulting thoughts and actions," is deeply flawed. --Disney makes employees sign similar agreements with regard to any ideas or drawings they come up with even in the privacy of their own homes after work hours; (Does a script or drawing an animator makes result from having a desk under a Disney roof or do ideas possibly have something to do with their unique imaginations and personalities and the supreme effort it takes to create something new?) If a company really thinks that creativity comes down 100% to the resources provided, then perhaps employees should just sit at their desks and drool and see how much salable output results. At the very least, there should be a profit sharing model in place, (beyond the regular paycheck, that is!). CEOs should kiss the floors walked by the people who form the life-blood of their companies, and employees should be offered appropriate compensation for their efforts. But no. Instead, you are referred to as, "Human Resource Material" on some business plan you'll never see.

    Reasonable discussion simply cannot take place when your employer would bleed you dry and eat your liver if they thought they could legally profit by it.

    Some days I wish I were Batman so I could perform some "ethical cleansing" with impunity.

    Seriously. There are many other ways to forge a happy living. Get the heck out of there and tell your boss he's a spineless piece of shit for not doing the same when he was told to hand out those new contracts. That's my advice.


    -FL

  60. Any company that writes a contract like that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is shooting itself in the foot. If the company had half an ounce of common sense they would realise that offering this contract to a smart person is the best way to get the least from them.

    Every programmer, every artist and every designer builds up a set of knowledge and skills during their career. As they get older and more experienced they take that knowledge with them. That's why they get paid more as time goes by. Let's say you're any good. Let's say your're actually a damn smart person with loads of ideas, someone who can push forward the technology of the company in leaps and bounds - that's why they hired you right? When you join the company you bring with you far more than you can take.

    Now you sign a contract like this. It's career suicide and you know it. From the moment your signature is dry you have one choice of behaviour. Anything you do or say that is remotely useful, any of your hard gained experience and knowledge that you divulge, they can claim yo "own". So you do this... Each day walk into your office and do FUCK ALL beyond the minimum needed to avoid being fired. Don't develop any new ideas that you can't read in a published textbook or journal. Don't discuss anything that might be innovative or patentable with your colleagues or bosses. Keep all your thoughts and ideas in your head, kick back and relax. If there's a good way to solve something and you can think of a bad one that at least looks like you're trying then use that one instead. Analyse the mistakes and failures of the company, all the while keeping a mental note of how you *would* solve them. Wait 6 months and then go to work with someone who respects you for what you can offer right now, not what they think they can own in the future.

    btw, if you sign it you're a fool.

  61. And Initial them by zoomshorts · · Score: 1

    Make sure that THEY understand what you consider YOUR IDEAS that differ from their ideas,
    and make sure you agree to the other shit they will try to sneak in.

    Remember : THE LARGE PRINT GIVITH, THE SMALL PRINT TAKETH AWAY.

  62. Me too by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1

    A few years ago, a subsidiary of the Ford Motor Company tried this on me. I did not take the job. I was broke for over a year, but I still would not take jobs on conditions like that.

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    1. Re:Me too by JustShootMe · · Score: 1

      There's a such thing as picking your battles. If I have to choose between signing a paper that both sides know is unenforceable or being broke for a year... I'll sign. Typically unless you're really flagrant about it or make a ton of money on your idea you won't hear a peep.

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  63. Yup. It's doable. Just be polite and reasonable. by apankrat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yup. First, talk to a lawyer. This costs 30 min of his time, so it's not expensive.

    If he confirms that this is unenforcible, propagate that to the company and see what they have to say. If it's a company with multiple offices, they may in fact be asking to sign a paper drafted for another country. In which case they may back off and come up with a revised version. I've been through this and it does in fact work.

    If the lawyer says it's an OK as per local laws, ask company for a list of exemptions. Basically put together a list of current projects you are "working on" and have them attach this list. Again, be reasonable, explain the situation, and there's a good chance they will agree. Moreover, you will be talking to HR about this, and HR will be talking to legal dept. on your behalf. So do your best to win HR over first.

    The trick with an exemption list, which _typically_ works, is to (a) be vague with project description (b) avoid a code escrow

    If they don't get a copy of your current code tree, they won't ever be able to prove your existing version is not the one you have listed on an exemption list (excluding stupid mistakes, obviously).

    Again, I personally made this sort of an arrangement with a former employer, and I know a couple of other people who did the same with other employers. It's doable. Just be polite and reasonable.

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  64. so what everyone is trying to say is... by Topherbyte · · Score: 0

    if you like your job... play the game. If you were a prolific inventor you probably wouldn't be there anyhow.

  65. From the perspective of an evil boss by msmart13 · · Score: 1

    I run a small software company, and I require my people to sign a contract that is as strict, or stricter than this. I have developed techniques and skills that are the prime source of value in my industry, and must impart those skills to my employees. This transfer of knowledge gives my people every tool they need to go out and compete with me if they were free to do so. I have to make them sign such an agreement, or else I am simply paying my competitors for the pleasure of training them.

    Of course, I also pay them well above industry standard, give them 10% profit on any idea that they bring to the table and we market (for seven years beyond their term of employment), and allow them to buy stock in the company. That seems an equitable trade to me. Now maybe I am the exception, but if I were presented with this contract I would simply ask my boss why they feel such clauses are necessary. Any good employer will explain the rationale to you. Odds are it has to do with protecting the investment they made in you.

    But hey, You shouldn't believe a word I am saying... I am the evil boss who makes people sign "draconian" contracts for the sole purpose of keeping them down.

    IATEBWMPSDCFTSPOKTD... That is proof I am a boss... no intelligent human being would even attempt that acronym :).

    1. Re:From the perspective of an evil boss by belmolis · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In your situation requiring employees not to make use of your proprietary information if they leave would suffice to protect your legitimate interests. What possible justification could you have for laying claim to ideas that they have in areas unrelated to your business? The agreement presented to the poster is outrageously broad. I hope that yours isn't.

  66. It's always negotiable by jm007 · · Score: 1

    I'm married to a lawyer so maybe her involvement lends credence. My current position (in Texas) showed the employees -- not long after I started -- a similar clause in a similar document for signing. They were cool about having us come in for any questions and they encouraged our consultations with a lawyer. When I came in to ask them about removing the offending terms, they said "cross out the parts you don't like, we'll run it by legal and make it happen." It's an ethical company to begin with so after letting my wife tweak things, that's the one I/we signed.

    Just present your issues with the strong attitude the document is negotiable and that you understand they try to do what's best for the company but they must understand you doing the same thing about your own interests.

    They can't own you unless you agree to it.

  67. I generally ignore them by drew · · Score: 1

    When I am given an employment contract to sign that I consider to have unreasonable terms, I usually bury it in the bottom of my inbox and forget about it. At all but two of the last dozen or so companies that I've worked for, that has been enough. Maybe they'll send around a receptionist who really couldn't care less to collect the outstanding signatures after two weeks, and that will be the extent of it.

    Generally, the first two times that somebody comes looking for them, I'll apologize, tell them I've been really busy and haven't had time to look it over, and then run off to handle some emergency or attend some urgent meeting, real or contrived. The second time it happens, once the office rep has left, I'll pull it out, cross out the objectionable parts in ink, maybe make a few creative enhancements, and then make a photocopy. It is important that you keep a copy of the document, as signed, for yourself. I've heard stories of people who got screwed because the company only kept the page with the signature, and when asked to produce that person's employment agreement, they would print out a new copy and slap the page with the signature on the back, because "they are all the same anyway".

    Once that's done, I'll move it to the top of my inbox, so that it's ready to go the next time the office drone comes around to pick it up. Once you've determined that they aren't going to just forget about it, the goal is to get it to them with as little suspicion as possible. If you've already established a reputation as somebody who is somewhat careless about paperwork that is not directly related to your work duties (something I tend to excel at) this should be pretty easy. The goal here is to get them to take your signed and modified contract and file it away without ever noticing your modifications. If it ever comes to dispute, they will claim that the contract was not valid because they never approved your modifications, and they would probably be right. However, since you never agreed to the contract that they asked you to sign, the terms of your employment are either covered by your previous contract (you kept a copy of that as well, didn't you?) or whatever your state recognizes as the standard employment agreement within the state.

    In this particular case, two additions that I would make:
    1) copy the language about "which relate to, or are useful in connection with, any aspect of the business" from the second paragraph into the first paragraph.
    2) add a clause stating that I will continue to receive a paycheck for the duration of the agreement.
    After all, while I wouldn't necessarily expect it to be binding, I do want to make sure that my bases are covered if the company does notice and agree to my modifications, which has happened once.

    Beyond that, if you think you can swing a raise or some extra benefits, as others have suggested, by asking what they are offering you to sign the new contract, by all means, do. But just remember that you don't want to raise enough notice that they are likely to look at your contract and hand it back to you telling you that it's non-negotiable.

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    1. Re:I generally ignore them by jrumney · · Score: 1

      If its the first employment contract you are presented with at that job, then you may be implicitly accepting it by your inaction.

    2. Re:I generally ignore them by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      Well! That certainly sounds far more reasonable than my 'arson' advice. You sound like a graceful survivor.

      Still. . . It still irks me that one should need to think in crafty ways just to continue contributing to a collective where everybody is supposed to hold common goals and help each other out.

      Humans. . . Ugh.


      -FL

    3. Re:I generally ignore them by blutfort · · Score: 0

      Does anyone in HR ever actually look at the signatures? Or just look to see if there is ink in the box? What is the legal status of writing in "Micky Mouse" or having my 5 year old niece scribble some nonsense in there. Is that chargeable as fraud or something similar? Is the contract still enforceable? Certainly not ethical, but neither are draconian Non-competes.

    4. Re:I generally ignore them by drew · · Score: 1

      Admittedly this technique works better for follow up changes to the employment agreement (usually I've seen this happen after an acquisition or merger) than for an initial employment agreement. For an initial employment agreement, generally speaking (but not always) if they don't have an employee agreement on file, the "default" agreement is a little murky, so it would be a good idea to know what the employment laws are in your state before doing that. That said, these contracts rarely give you extra rights beyond what are yours by law, and usually try to restrict them wherever they can get away with it. I also don't do this for every employment contract I've been presented with, only ones that have what I consider to be onerous terms, which is maybe a little over half of the ones that I've been offered to sign.

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  68. I signed one, now i'm SOL. by tanker333 · · Score: 1

    I left my job with a web host about 8 months ago. The company wasn't run the greatest, the pay sucked but the thing that kept me staying for the 2 years I had worked there was the work environment. I moved onto bigger and better things, now my job is being outsourced to India. I am currently looking for a new job and the non compete agreement I signed with the hosting company is still in effect. I cannot work for a competitor for up to 1 year after i leave, as per the agreement I signed when i started. Now my job options are limited. This is all thanks to the Germans at the hosting company, thanks guys.

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    1. Re:I signed one, now i'm SOL. by DustyShadow · · Score: 1

      Just work. There's a very slim chance that they will sue and and even slimmer chance that it would be enforceable.

    2. Re:I signed one, now i'm SOL. by jjohnson · · Score: 1

      They have to find out to sue you; and as the other respondent noted, non-competes are of dubious enforcability anyway.

      The purpose of a non-compete is twofold: keep valuable employees from going to a competitor (by definition, you're not valuable if you've been gone eight months); and something with which to threaten current employees if the employer feels like they're planning to switch en masse to a competitor.

      Short version, it costs money to sue you and your new employer, and someone at your old employer has to think that they've got something to gain by preventing you from working there (something to gain that's worth more than the lawyers fees). Unless you're taking the crown jewels with you, don't worry about it.

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    3. Re:I signed one, now i'm SOL. by rabun_bike · · Score: 1

      In Georgia a non-compete has never held up except for executives and people who sold businesses to another business entity. The judge can find one flaw and strike the *whole* contract. The courts look upon these contracts as illegal in 99% of cases because they try to keep ordinary people from working.

      http://www.bizjournals.com/nashville/stories/2005/07/11/story4.html
      http://intellectual-property.lawyers.com/ask-a-lawyer/Using-Non-Competes-To-Protect-A-Companys-Investment-6746.html
      http://www.icemiller.com/enewsletter/NonCompetesOtherMyths.htm

  69. Keep looking... by YCrCb · · Score: 1

    I signed one. NEVER DO IT AGAIN. Previous poster is right US California law invalidates non compete clause. It does get sticky about derriative work. Unless they are willing to pay you for the next 6 months your salary after you leave, then HELL NO! Even after modifying the contract, command a very high price for your services. Unless they pay it, they are not worth working for. Personal opinion, ones man's experience.

  70. Look for another job by syousef · · Score: 1

    Your employer is trying to screw you and you're debating the legality of the fine print????

    Find a job where your employer is at least TRYING to be fair and reasonable.

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    1. Re:Look for another job by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Find a job where your employer is at least TRYING to be fair and reasonable.

      And the options for those of us seeking employment outside of fantasyland would be...?
  71. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Some of the contracts I signed in my career are a bit like EULAs: Full of legalese, about 1/3 unenforcable, about 1/3 against work regulations or laws and about 1/3 describing how this contract can be terminated by either side and the rest (yes, do the math) is position and salary.

    Basically, what contracts like this should accomplish is simple: To keep you from actually standing up, shaking your head and telling your boss "you can't do that". It's in the contract. And how many people have a lawyer or already know that some clauses are void because they don't conform to work laws?

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  72. Before you sign an agmt.: What is your idea worth? by killmofasta · · Score: 4, Interesting

    BEFORE YOU SIGN AN AGREEMENT:
    ( obl: Ask a lawyer, not slashdot )

    If you are involved in solving any problems creatively,
    and have to do any SOP work for the company in question:

    1. Get a stamp, ( DATE: NAME: WITNESS, in boxes )
    2. Get a notebook, and STAMP EVERY PAGE.
    3. Write down EVERY IDEA YOU HAVE HAD THAT RELATES TO THEIR WORK.
    4. DOCUMENT EVERYTHING, AND WHEN YOU TALK TO THE LAWYER, have him initial all the pages. ( EVEN BLANK PAGES)
    5. have a copy made, and send one to yourself, and one to the relative nearist you. Make sure you completely cover the entire package with clear tape.

    Note: This is from the 'how to protect intellilectial property' book by Nolo press.

    Then when something comes up at your work, that you already have invented. You mearly state that its prior art, but you own the idea.

    I worked for a company that did the same thing. I had an agreement in place for non-competition. They asked for 7 years, I told them that they had aready agreed to others for 5, and a few instances where they were starting to get the swing of things 2 years. I told them I would sign for 1 year. I had heard that a lot of discussion went on behind the scenes, and after three days, they accepted the 1 year limit. They asked about 'Prior art' and I gave them the business card of the lawyer.

    When the eventual day came up that I had to tell them there was prior art, they screamed and yelled at me for about 1/2 hour, and had a vice-president come and give me the soft talk. I asked for 10,000 stock options. The Chairman of the board came and talked to me. I asked him for 10,000 stock options. He said no. I then told him 'Why is the founding and running of this company predicated on not paying people what they are worth?' "Ahh Eee Ohh? Can I get back to you on that?" And I told everyone at the monday morning meeting about it. Monday afternoon, the first person who had asked me for the agreement, said 'One year is acceptable, and we are granting you 7,500 stock options for use of these three ideas.' I ran into the VP years later. He thold me that they had a boardmeeting about this, and someone said, "Were screwed, if we dont do this, we will esaily loose most of the loyah staff. And if we do this, we are actually rewarding the best of the best. Its going to cost us a lot of money, but how much money are we going to make on this? Actually on all of it?"
    ( That is what happened Monday when they heard about the morning meeting! )

    Later on, two of the ideas turned out to be total duds, and were actually based upon other prior work. The one idea that paid off, got me $25,000 in cash, $2,500 for the patent application, and paid for the lawyer ten times over. I PATENT MY IDEAS NOW! THe patent hangs on the wall beside my degrees. Not worth much now, but it was fun.

    Another Patent I have seen hang on a wall is the Gene Amplification Patent owned by a guy at Chiron. He said "Its worth about 4.3 billion dollars over the life of the patent" He of course is a multi-multi-millionaire. Drives a toyota station wagon.

    You just have to judge... What is your idea really worth?
    ( HA! The Capatia is 'fr**tf*l' Best fortune cookie this month!

  73. I've had several clients try this by LukeCrawford · · Score: 1
    one client tried to get me to sign a non-compete without an expiration date... I couldn't ever work for a company that competed with him. and what he was doing wasn't exactly unique. With him, I signed the NDA but I simply refused to sign the non-compete (I offered to sign one that was limited in scope and had a reasonable expiration date, but he wanted the broad one.) the upshot was that the wrangling over the non-compete lasted longer than the project; I got the project done and got paid, and the issue of the non-compete was dropped.

    Really, it's like any other negotiation; if you have a reasonable employer, they shouldn't ask for this sort of thing. If you are working for an asshole, you need to do some posturing; if they think you will walk over the contract, they will likely change it.

  74. An employer tried to renogiate with me by Tweekster · · Score: 1

    After I was already employed. I took it to the lawyer, he asked "did you get a raise or any other compensation" i said no, he said "its invalid then, dont worry about it"

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  75. They can terminate you, any excuse will do... by williamyf · · Score: 1

    For whatever reason. An excuse is at hand.

    The company discourages you to view porn on your work PC, and you did for the past 5 years without a single reprimend, and all of the sudden, they take out all the logs and fire you. Two friends ofmine received that treatment. It was not because a non compete, just that their boss want them fired, without paying them severance, and that was the excuse.

    Or you reheated fish in the microwave. Have a mesy desk...

    Any reason will be a good reason for them.

    This keeps comming back on /. and the best advice is still (in order):

    Get a good (labor) lawyer. Review contract with him.

    Sign & Begin looking for new job.

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  76. My personal lawsuit experience with contracts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "Warner, never hesitate to sign a vague, badly drafted employment agreement."
    Yeah, legal fees galore.
    Look I recently dealt with a dickhead that screwed me out of ~$30k. And ~10 others out various amounts ranging from $10-$90k. We were all contractors. We all signed the same contracts. All of the contracts are mostly unenforceable.

    But here is the deal, if your opponent is irrational and has lots of money ... you lose even if you win.

    let me repeat that.
    If your opponent is irrational and has lots of money ... you lose even if you win.

    This guy was willing to play hundreds of thousands of dollars to make sure none of us collected a dime. He has a mental problem with admitting he is wrong. He would counter-sue for millions of dollars. Claims that were probably losers (you can never be 100% sure in litigation) but would have still cost $100k in attorney fees to defend. And it isn't just attorney fees it is your time. And in a profession where I bill by the hour, my time is my money.
    The $90k guy and the $20k guy sued (separately) and all of us waited to see what happened. The suits settled for a waiver of claims and no money. Basically the $90k, and more so the $20k guy, decided it wasn't worth risking their house to win. Plus even if they won it would have cost more in attorney fees (especially for the $20k guy) then they would have won.
    It is like in poker when you are forced to fold, despite your winning hand, because you don't have enough money to match the bet.

    This dickhead had enough money to piss away a good deal of it on making everyone miserable.

    If in the 6 year statute of limitations I win the lottery and can play on equal footing with him, I'll sue the bastard, but until then it isn't worth my trouble to be right.

    But keep this in mind if one party is rational and the other isn't and has money to afford to be irrational, the irrational party wins.
    If it is a big company they will either do (a) be rational, settle and walk away or (b) be irrational and fight forever because they have the money to do so.

    1. Re:My personal lawsuit experience with contracts by Phleg · · Score: 1

      It is like in poker when you are forced to fold, despite your winning hand, because you don't have enough money to match the bet.

      Just FYI, but this has never happened in any sane poker game, ever. If a bet made to you is larger than you can afford with the money on the table, you can call it up to the amount you have remaining. If it's only you and the bettor in the pot, he takes the surplus of his bet back. If there are others in the pot, the surplus bet is side-potted between the remaining players.

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    2. Re:My personal lawsuit experience with contracts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your opponent is irrational and has lots of money ... you lose even if you win. This guy was willing to play hundreds of thousands of dollars to make sure none of us collected a dime. He has a mental problem with admitting he is wrong. That's not necessarily irrational. If such behaviour discourages enough people from taking it to court in the first place (even if he loses money when they *do*), then on balance it works out.

      It's like (e.g.) spending more money on tracking down and jailing a person than they have stolen. In that case, it's a "loss", but if it stops others from thinking they can get away with such behaviour, it works out on balance.
    3. Re:My personal lawsuit experience with contracts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to me that, instead of wasting money on lawyers, you could spend a couple thousand on a hit man and deal with the problem more effectively.

    4. Re:My personal lawsuit experience with contracts by obarel · · Score: 1

      It costs a lot less for a broken arm or leg.

      I've been in a place where if someone was a shit he knew he'd eventually get a "blanket". That meant that at some point, someone would throw a blanket on him and then everybody would kick the living hell out of him.

      It's not the best solution, but with some people you just can't reason. That place was the army, by the way.

  77. Watch the shackles! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

    Realize what this essentially means: You're unhirable for 6 months after terminating your contract. In other words, you can only leave that company, no matter how bad the conditions become, if you can sustain yourself for another 6 months.

    Can you do that?

    If you cannot, you cannot sign this paper. It would essentially shackle you to this company for good or ill. At least as long as THEY want. No matter what you want. They can press you into unpaid overtime with the Sword of Damocless called "layoff" over your head if you don't comply. Because ... well, can you survive for 6 months without a job?

    I wouldn't sign that at gunpoint. If you leave now, you can immediately get rehired. Yes, it's not trivial to find a job these days, but it becomes impossible with this kind of contract looming over you. You are essentially worthless for any company that might hire you until this period is over.

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    1. Re:Watch the shackles! by Phydaux · · Score: 1

      I was wondering what would happen if you quit your job and got re-hired at another company with similar terms in the 6 months. Would they fight amongst themselves for your ideas? Would the oldest be voided by the newest, or vice-versa?

      If the oldest one gets voided by the newer, couldn't you sign a contract written by yourself (after signing theirs) giving all ideas to yourself? If the oldest one has precedence just sign your contract before theirs.

      That way you are already under contract to provide all inventions to yourself.

    2. Re:Watch the shackles! by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      Well, it depends on what your skillset is, doesn't it? If they have other skills, they can use those for 6 months (or more) and the non-compete is no issue. Or they can get a job as a cart-pusher at the local supermarket and earn minimum wage while they get through the downtime. They can, of course, still LOOK for jobs in the mean time. They might even find a company willing to wait the 6 months to get their skills, and may even offer a 'starting bonus' to help cover the 6 months.

      It's not so cut and dry as 'can you last 6 months with no income?'.

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    3. Re:Watch the shackles! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not just their skillset, but also it depends on what the company views as a competitor. At one of my previous employers (who fortunately did not ask me to sign a non-compete), anybody from Microsoft to the local free newspaper could have been construed as a "competitor".

    4. Re:Watch the shackles! by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, that also depends on what industry they're in. 6 months of downtime can mean you're starting over.

      The only reason why I signed my non-compete clause was that it can be avoided with money.

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  78. Two things. by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

    1) Talk to a lawyer. Asking /. for legal advice is kind of like asking random people on a major street about it. You might get a few sane answers and maybe even someone who knows what they are talking about, but it'll be hard to know for sure until you talk to an actual expert.

    2) Good luck in your job search in the meantime.

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  79. Re:Before you sign an agmt.: What is your idea wor by Khaed · · Score: 1

    I'm not a lawyer, but no way would I initial a blank page. That's asking for trouble.

  80. laws protect you by CoughDropAddict · · Score: 1
    I am not a lawyer, but I have had to sign agreements like this and have a keen interest in how far they reach.

    Depending on what state you live in, there may be a law on the books along the lines of this:

    A provision in an employment agreement which provides that an employee shall assign or offer to assign any of the employee's rights in an invention to the employer does not apply to an invention for which no equipment, supplies, facilities, or trade secret information of the employer was used and which was developed entirely on the employee's own time, unless (a) the invention relates (i) directly to the business of the employer, or (ii) to the employer's actual or demonstrably anticipated research or development, or (b) the invention results from any work performed by the employee for the employer. Any provision which purports to apply to such an invention is to that extent against the public policy of this state and is to that extent void and unenforceable.

    --RCW 49.44.140(1)
    This particular law puts things you do on your own time and that are unrelated to the company outside the reach of the company's ownership, and I think this is a fair and important line to draw. Your contract doesn't have any distinction like that, which strikes me as unfair. Your contract says that anything the company finds useful (in its sole discretion) belongs to it, without any qualification.

    On the other hand, if you invent something that really is a part of your work and related to the company's business, it seems only right that the company owns it. Your employer is paying you to create and invent things -- they shouldn't have to pay again to use the things that you create!

    The six month thing is highly suspect -- how can the company possibly claim to own things you invent after you leave? Definitely talk to a lawyer about this.

    My experience is that if you are doing things on the side that are truly unrelated to your work, companies understand. I have actually negotiated with an employer to add a section to my invention assignment agreement specifically recognizing that certain on-the-side projects (which I enumerated) are unrelated to the company business and do not belong to the company.

    By the way, the provisions you're talking about fall more under "invention assignment" than "non-compete." Non-competes are usually about preventing you from poaching co-workers or clients, or competing with your company from a business perspective.
  81. Really Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Take a Pen. Cross out the lines you don't like. Sign it.

    Done. If they fire you, they are as slimy, filthy and disgusting as they seem. And they no longer have any rights to your intellectual property.

  82. Go Ahead and Invent Anyway by Hoi+Polloi · · Score: 3, Funny

    I suggest you invent a new form of crack cocaine after leaving.

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    1. Re:Go Ahead and Invent Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and...insist in writing to the patent office and your ex-company that it's per what you agreed under:

      "contemplated at the time the Invention is made"
      (you had a discussion with the boss in the loo); and

      [Company] shall be the sole and absolute owner of any of the Inventions so assigned.
      ...they're liable for everything.
    2. Re:Go Ahead and Invent Anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the feeling they'd claim ownership to that too; clearly they were smoking it when they wrote up the agreement.

  83. Employment must be really bad... by Splab · · Score: 1

    in the US or wherever poster is.

    Here in Denmark every time I have tried asking a friend to join my current company I have been counter offered a job, my current contract mentions no compete and only has a weak NDA, the pay is very high - in fact they are going out of their way to make sure people stay with them instead of trying to enslave they employees.

    If a company gave me a contract like the one poster has I would first check the date to make sure it wasn't the 1. of April, after that I would laugh hard and if they kept on insisting I would tell them where they could put the contract.

    1. Re:Employment must be really bad... by WingedEarth · · Score: 1

      in the US or wherever poster is.

      YES! We have this thing called outsourcing where our government thinks it's okay to let all of our jobs go overseas and that somehow America will do better if globalized corporations make more money while actual Americans live on welfare instead of working, and American companies that employ Americans and treat them right are penalized for it, with an economic system that tells them "How dare you pay employees an American minimum wage and give them an 8 hour work day and safe working conditions? This is not competitive. You must immediately use [choose one of the following:] slave labor / illegal aliens / foreign child labor". And then those same unemployed Americans get blamed by foreign countries when the globalized corporations order our leaders to invade other countries and mass-murder people to steal their resources too. America's supposed to be about the freedom and dignity of the individual. We shouldn't be in a climate where powerful organizations (governments, international bankers, corporate monopolies, religious cabals, Illuminati, etc.) make all the rules. Free PEOPLE, not trade.
  84. It may backfire. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I had the same type of agreement when I was at MSI. When the workers comp. insurance turned me down -- claiming that the injury was not solely from work, I used that agreement to argue that all computer related work belongs to my employer, therefore work related.

    1. Re:It may backfire. by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Holy crap. That worked for you? Awesome.

    2. Re:It may backfire. by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Nicely done.

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  85. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by elakazal · · Score: 1

    The one I signed with my employer (in California, incidentally) basically says it is assumed that anything I patent for six months after the end of my employment is derived from work done there and owned by them, unless I can prove otherwise. I actually don't think that's horribly unreasonable, especially given my particular line of work, in which in any invention is going to leave a substantial amount of evidence behind.

  86. My own brain dead experience by Evets · · Score: 1

    I was in this situation several years back. I was told - sign the contract, or you'll be fired. My contract was to pay for training expenses if I left the company within 2 years of being hired. I didn't want to sign the contract. I was a year and a half into working for this particular company. The requests to sign the contract started out friendly. The requests got angrier and more aggressive quickly. Eventually, I caved because I needed the job - then came the demand that I back date the contract to a year and a half earlier. I really didn't like the idea, but I needed the job.

    I should have evaluated how much I really needed the job.

    Suddenly, work became less friendly. I was constantly getting harrassed. The timing was transparent. I decided to leave and to put up a fight. I never did get my day in court. I ended up not only losing the 5K retail cost for training classes (the company received a substantial discount), but I also lost all the travel expenses. The travel expenses they claimed were not those from when I was in training, but instead from more expensive travel that I had done while on billable client time. None of it mattered to the judge, who finalized the case without ever so much as seeing me. The ironic part is that the company I left was sold to the company that I went to - so I ended up paying those people to work for them. I could have made more money working at McDonald's that year and it would have been a nice stress free break.

    If I were you, I would not sign that contract under any circumstances whatsoever. I wouldn't sign a redacted version. I wouldn't sign a revised version. I wouldn't sign it if they threatened to fire me.

    I would, however, keep track of every communication regarding this contract and every adverse communication with management moving forward in the event that you eventually do lose your job as a result. There might not be any recourse available to you, but it pays to be prepared.

  87. Hardly Enforceable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any contract signed after you sign after you start working in order to stay employeed would be hard to enforce. If you signed and they gave you a raise for signing then that might be a different story.

  88. Consideration and Duress by NetSettler · · Score: 1

    Ask if you'll be fired if you don't sign it. That'd be interesting, too. Contracts made under duress are also not binding.

    I'm not a lawyer either, but I'll not let that stop me from joining the fray and suggesting another thing you might ask your lawyer about:

    As I understand it, the usual argument for why this is possible to put in an initial employment agreement is the somewhat tenuous claim that they are paying you salary not just for work but also for the agreements they ask you to sign. After all, if the salary is not for that, there is nothing being given you as consideration and one might think you had no binding contract. Contracts require consideration, as I understand it.

    But once you're hired, it's pretty plain that the money they are paying you is for what you've signed already. So unless there is new money in exchange for whatever new contract you're being asked to sign, and specifically being withheld if you don't sign, then what is the consideration you're being given in exchange for giving up additional rights not already mentioned? This issue is what points (I think correctly) to the duress issue. If the consideration is "we'll still employ you", that would seem to my (non-lawyerly) eye as a prima facie case for a claim of duress. If the claim is something else, you'd want to look at the contract to see what they think is the consideration. (In fact, I'd think the claim that they were going to still employ you would be something they wouldn't even want to hint at, since almost no company can really offer that as a benefit, and almost all employment contracts say outright that nothing you sign is a promise of continued employment.)

    I've heard consideration described as "an act of legal detriment". That is, a contract harms each party in a way that is defined by voluntary entry in the contract to be equal. If either party did not agree that it was equal, they wouldn't sign. (That's why duress is so bad. If you don't have choice of whether to enter the contract, the notion that the contract itself defines its own metric of equality among the parties is suspect from the outset.)

    So, for example, suppose I sell you a ball for $10. I'm "harmed" (legally, presumably not physically) by giving up the ball that I value, you by giving up the $10 you value. That forms the contract. But if I just give you a ball, that's not a contract, it's a gift. So if you injure yourself legally by giving up these rights, how is the company injuring itself? What is it giving up that would make you want to injure yourself thus? Or are you just giving the company a gift? (I'm pretty sure the rules for renegging on the promise of a gift are different than for renegging on a contract, but you can ask your lawyer for how.)

    Like I said, these are not answers, just questions to ask someone formally qualified to answer. Among other things, I understand the answers to differ by jurisdiction.

    There's also a very practical matter here, by the way. Saying "I'm not going to sign it." may not sit well with your boss. Saying "I talked to a lawyer and on advice of counsel I'm not going to sign it." (presuming you talked to counsel and that's what they said--they might say just the opposite, so do talk to them) will sound better--like you're not just being willful. So even if talking to a lawyer doesn't sort the matter out entirely, it may give you the appropriate sense of self-confidence about what you end up doing and how to phrase it to your employer.

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  89. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that your post is about how a law is limiting a company's right to shit on its employees and then your sig is advertising for a guy who wants to get rid of all that.

    Big government is big because people saw a need for government intervention.

    So, which is it, do you want to be an adult and have RP as prez. Or do you want to be protected from big bad companies by your government?

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  90. What's in it for you? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

    Simple question that you should ask whoever wants you to sign this: What is in it for you? They ask you to give the company something, so you would expect some compensation for that, like a raise.

    Then point out to them that the "six months after employment" term makes you virtually unemployable in a similar company. Surely they will understand that they couldn't have hired you if you had signed a similar contract with your previous employer. So ask them to add a paragraph where they commit to pay the difference between your salary and your current salary for six months after the employment ends. When you leave them, you can then flip burgers at MacDonald's for six months while they pay the difference in salary.

  91. Don't be alone by Alain+Williams · · Score: 1

    I assume that your work mates are receiving the updating contracts. Talk to your work mates: don't sign it and have them not sign it either - they can't sack you all.

  92. I don't remember exactly which... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

    I remember I had to sign an NDA. What I'm trying to remember now is whether it says they own any ideas I come up with outside of work, or only what I produce while working on a project.

    But it does make sense that if you bring up an idea at the company, on company time, the company should own it. The reason this makes sense is that the alternative really sucks for companies -- where an employee who comes up with a particular idea can basically hold the whole company hostage. I seem to remember hearing of this happening before -- where a company's flagship product was largely the result of one guy, who then basically took the whole codebase and founded a competing company.

    I have no problem with a noncompete/NDA that expires with the job. But yeah, beyond term of employment is a bit of a problem.

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    1. Re:I don't remember exactly which... by shmlco · · Score: 2, Informative

      ".. who then basically took the whole codebase and founded a competing company. ... But yeah, beyond term of employment is a bit of a problem."

      Look at the two clauses, and you can see the problem. If any ideas are "yours" the moment you quit, then the second you have a great idea you can simply quit.

      Most non-competes extend past the end of employment precisely to ward off such an event. They're also used for non-technical types likes salespeople in order to prevent them from wandering off with their entire client base. I've even seen some that extended for up to two years.

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    2. Re:I don't remember exactly which... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you have a good idea, is seems perfectly fair to quit, redevelop the entire system from scratch (without infringing applicable patents), incorporate your idea and sell the result. For most pieces of software - good luck - that'll take you years.

      Taking the whole codebase is of course a copyright violation and completely illegal (even if you wrote the whole thing yourself during your work there). I'm posting anonymously as this actually happened at the company I work for. A guy just rebadged the software and tried to sell it himself. The thing ended remarkably amicably with him being fired and ordered not to work in the industry (our market sector - not the whole of IT), in exchange for not being prosecuted.

      I can see where companies are coming, but I think they should mostly rely on that fact that most of these situations that cause problems are already illegal acts - there's no need for the contract to mention them at all. We were all sent new contracts with further terms to guard against the situation. I just crossed out the over-broad terms before signing it.

    3. Re:I don't remember exactly which... by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 1

      Look at the two clauses, and you can see the problem. If any ideas are "yours" the moment you quit, then the second you have a great idea you can simply quit.

      Depends how good your idea is.

      Let's say I work for Google, and come up with a great idea for how to enhance their search engine. Do I leave Google and found a startup search company? Or do I stay at Google and get a bonus and a promotion for coming up with the idea?

      And I do think it's perfectly fair to allow that, as you're only taking your own idea, and not theirs.

      They're also used for non-technical types likes salespeople in order to prevent them from wandering off with their entire client base.

      I'm not sure of the legality of that. I do know that for technical types, it makes no sense. If the company owns your code base, you can't exactly wander away with that.

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    4. Re:I don't remember exactly which... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      I'm generally more supportive of the employer position than most people here on /., but isn't this a perfect example of somebody with a good idea managing to get its true market value? If your company depends - severely - on one person, you'd better make damned sure that they are happy and (very) well-paid.

  93. Very first thing: by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Go to your state employment website and see if they tell you of your rights.
    For example:
    In some state in order for them to do this it must also come with a promotion to a different' level' of type of work.
    Meaning from say, programmer to management, not programmer II to programmer III.

    In some states they aren't worth anything.

    In some states it counts as a form a bargaining.

    Ask a lawyer to advise you. 2-300 bucks to get good information will help you in the long run.Hell, ask the lawyer to make changes and give that to your employer.

    This is happening now because the market is taking a crap and they figure your not going to risk your job. Believe me, many people making those decisions or coming up with these ideas are usually pretty damn ignorant, or stupid. It would suprise me if this came out of a group that just decided 'something had to be done' so they look busy.

    I say that a lot in the private sector. BUnch people i a meeting, annd no one daring to say 'Well, I gues there is nothing for us to do, let's move on'.

    Contrary to the slashdot mantra, a lot of work gets done in the public sector because of a reasonably secure position. I can say at a meeting "We came here to discus X, and it seems like X was entirely overblown, lets move on." And not have someone see that as a bad thing. I am not talking about politicians.

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  94. Got a partial exemption by Rorschach1 · · Score: 1

    I had a company pull this on me, too. And at the time I was developing some stuff on the side that's since turned into a reasonably profitable business for me. I didn't want them trying to lay claim to it, when it obviously had nothing to do with my day job.

    I told them as much, and got them to provide a signed letter stating that they would make no claim to any inventions or developments not directly related to my employment.

    Now, it helped that I was an established employee (they were taking over a government contract that I'd worked on for years) and that they really couldn't afford to lose me at the time, and that the company wasn't involved in the sort of stuff I was doing, so your mileage may vary.

    I think it wasn't so much a sinister attempt on their part to grab IP they had no legitimate right to - it was just something the company lawyers said they should require just to be safe. HR had no problem granting an exemption (albeit a limited one) when the alternative was alienating a valued employee. Well, as valued as any drones were at that place, I guess. It probably wouldn't hurt to ask.

  95. Ask for more money or quit by swb · · Score: 1

    Just ask for more money before signing it. Its actually quite routine for businesses to change/update non-competes and its generally understood that compensation for this new consideration will be asked & given, since I don't think you can be forced to agree to a change in terms of employment when you are already employed.

    Secondly (and more importantly), who cares? If you're seriously concerned with your pending invention/IP, then see a lawyer, otherwise don't worry about it.

    Whenever you quit ANY job, you politely tell your employer you have found another opportunity and thank them for the opportunity they gave you and walk away. You don't tell them where you're working, if you're working, who you're working for, etc. Yes, this means alienating all your work friends to some degree (at least temporarily), but you can either tell them individually when the times is right or based on your personal trust levels, but you don't and shouldn't tell your boss.

    Of course, they can find out if they really want to, but how many white collar employees in the US are SO important and posses such critical information that your former employer will hire private investigators or use other time-consuming and costly methods to track down where you're working and then go to the trouble and expense of initiating legal action? That has to be such a SMALL number, that most everyone doesn't have to get worried about if the big bad corporation is going to come after them.

    So take the money, look like a team player and quit worrying about them taking the rights to your flux capacitor or time machine.

  96. Will they fire you if you don't sign? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    You cleanly need to talk to a lawyer that specializes in labor issues. Also talk to your state "labor board".


    IMHO trying to get you to sign an updated agreement is wrong, but I'm no lawyer.

  97. Find a new job. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sign it like your name is {First name} "FORCED" {Last name} or any other verb that means duress as your middle name. In spanish duress would be Coacción, even better Zwang it's german; or even better write Zwang then your name under it then you litteraly signed under duress. I used to just scribble and not use my signature but I heard of a case that said it's still your signature. At least with a word of durress in your signature you would have proof that you where under duress. I have heard though that non-compete agreements are not enforceable,but looking at google it seems that's true 9/10's of the time. I have heard that confidentiality agreements are. Companies are stupid for making you sign one document. It should be two so that if one isn't enforceable it doesn't void the entire contract so you may have that going in your favor, the longer the contract the more likely their is something stupid in it that makes the entire thing void. If you have a big enough savings account I would wait till fired and sue for wrongful termination. Or go the nietze route, wear a wire into work and get them to say illegal things then extort them.

  98. Probably should sign it. by SanityInAnarchy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But do cross out the parts you don't like.

    That way, they can never say you don't have a contract, aren't a full-time employee, you're just another cog in the system -- just in case there's some reason to be.

    But, when you leave, you'll have it on record that you signed a different contract, which, I imagine, is a lot more convincing than if there was no record at all.

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    1. Re:Probably should sign it. by varcher75 · · Score: 1

      That way, they can never say you don't have a contract, aren't a full-time employee,...

      That depends on the legal system, but, here in France, we do have a provision called "implicit contract". The simple fact that you provide a paycheck assumes that you do have in fact a contract. If there's none in writing, there are default provisions in the labor code that automatically apply. Notably, you are automatically assumed to be a full-time employee unless there is a specific clause specifying the contrary in a written contract.

      Accepting to pay an employee without a signed contract is... stupidity personified from the company.
  99. Hey I signed one of these... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...right after buying the brooklyn bridge. Boy I got it for a steal.

  100. One idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ask HR what happens if you do not wish to sign it. If they say that it is a condition of employment, mention that the situation has caused quite alot of DURESS to you. Make sure you mention it a couple times. Then sign it. Afterwards as you're handing it in, make sure to mention again how you felt pressure to sign it. This is about the time that HR will be shitting a solid gold brick.

    Bonus points for writing "Signed under duress" at the bottom of the contract. This will in turn make legal shit a solid gold brick.

  101. This wouldn't be in Oregon, would it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From an email newsletter sent by a Portland law firm:

    New Oregon Noncompete Law Takes Effect January 1, 2008

    As we advised several months ago, the rules in Oregon for governing noncompetition agreements are about to undergo significant changes.

    Effective January 1, 2008, it will become more difficult for many employers to enter into enforceable agreements with employees designed to restrict post-termination business conduct. The current Oregon statute, which limits such agreements to those entered into at the outset of employment or upon an advancement or promotion, has been radically altered. It will now require that the employee receive at least 2 weeks written notice before entering into any such agreement. Further, as a practical matter such restrictions will apply only to employees who are exempt from overtime and who earn at least $62,000 a year.

    There is an exception for agreements that only prohibit a departing employee from soliciting customers. Such a narrower restriction may be a viable option for many employers. It should also be noted that the new law does not apply to confidentiality provisions. More importantly, noncompetition restrictions entered into before the new law takes effect will continue to be enforced under the current standards.

    This is a very busy time of the year for businesses. But keep in mind the effective date of this new law, and be sure to work with your employment lawyer before the end of 2007 to ensure compliance with these changing Oregon guidelines.

  102. What is the compensation ? by franois-do · · Score: 1

    I do not know about US and UK rules, but AFAIK a non-competition clause is considered by tribunals if there is no financial compensation each month for the former employee in balance of the constraint that it imposes to him for the same time in France.I had once a friend who sued for lack of compensation and won.

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  103. Re:Before you sign an agmt.: What is your idea wor by Eco-Mono · · Score: 1

    So you write "This page intentionally left blank" on it first. Problem solved ;)

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  104. All too common... by Nutter9182 · · Score: 1

    Employment agreements like this are all too common these days - especially in technology related industries (and even more so in the game development industry). Most companies I've worked at have wanted something like this signed, with a lot having even worse terms (one even being described as "the worst they've ever seen" by a government pro-employee agency which I forget the name of now).

    The general rule is that they include these terms mostly to scare you, and partly "just in case" they actually get held up in court (which is very unlikely, but their lawyers tell them that it can't hurt, so it gets included). As has been already stated, you can always cross out the paragraphs you don't like, initial them, sign the contract and hand it back to them. The contract probably wouldn't be legally binding at that point anyway (unless they also initial the alterations), in which case it's a moot point, no?

  105. ...Others? by xlsior · · Score: 1

    What do your co-workers think of this new agreement? I worked for an ISP that was bought out by another one. After the takeover, the new parent company also came up with a draconian list of terms. Not a single person signed (or even returned) the agreement, and nothing came of it.

    (Of course, not all companies are the same. you always risk being seen as a troublemaker if you decide to ignore such a form. And to be fair, few of the people expected to be kept employed for more than a couple of months anyway, which made the demands even more unreasonable)

  106. Who needs a lawyer? by kasperd · · Score: 1
    Normally I'd talk to a lawyer, perhaps your labor union have some that would help you. But for this particular case the terms are so outrageous, that I don't need a lawyer to decide not to sign that contract. You cannot just go get a new job after that, because there would be a conflict between this contract and your new employment contract. And good luck with getting a new job if you tell your future employer about this contract. Where a lawyer could come into the pictuer is:
    1. To give you advice on whether this contract would be binding if you signed it. (But I wouldn't want to play that game even if a lawyer told me it was safe).
    2. To give advice on exactly what amount of changes is needed to the contract before it is acceptable, and how much you should expect to get in return.
    Of course if the company would pay your salaray for those six months, it may be acceptable. Just make sure it is paid ahead, and your obligations under the contract are terminated if they don't pay on time.
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  107. Yes it does by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

    It is what I do. It has never given me any problems.

    Basically, just accepting the modified contract with no questions is what is least trouble for your immediate supervisor, so that is what they will do. Same reason most employees will sign the contract without questions.

    Of course, if your supervisor are already looking for an excuse to fire you, the situation is different. But in that case, finding another job is preferable anyway.

  108. Check your state laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In some states mid-employment non-compete contracts aren't binding. For example, in Oregon, they're only binding if they come w/ a significant change in job description or a promotion.

  109. Close by Anna+Merikin · · Score: 2, Informative

    Negotiate for what you want. You may find theirs is a defensive position, one that seeks to prevent making off with work they paid you for under the guise of it being "done on my own time."

    For example Paragraph B says the invention must be related to their company, its goals, etc. If you work in IT and devise a solar collector, it's yours.

    If you can't live with these kinds of binds at all, you may be unemployable.

    1. Re:Close by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

      If you can't live with these kinds of binds at all, you may be unemployable.

      Considering the number of people posting here about how they have successfully negotiated such badness away or just outright refused to sign contracts including it, if we assume that these people are not all just making up for apparent reason, it looks like you're mistaken and people like that are readily employable.

      They may not be employable by a certain type of large company with poor HR/legal practices, but then from some of those same example posts, that appears to be the large companies shooting themselves in the foot and it's no great loss for the good people turning them down.

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  110. don't work anywhere else for a year by Wansu · · Score: 1


      Has anyone signed a similar agreement that reaches beyond the end of employment and includes things not related to the business?

    One outfit I interviewed with was wanting me to sign an agreement which stipulated, among other things, that I not work for any competing companies for a year after termination of employment with them, even if they fire me. I balked. They withdrew their offer. A few years later, they shuttered their operations here.

    Is this enforceable? I don't know. But the way I look at it, if they're doing stuff like this during the interview process, what will they be like later?

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  111. contract may not be enforceable by mcguyver · · Score: 1

    Just because the contract was created by a lawyer, doesn't meant it would uphold in a court. Strike the parts of the contract you want removed, sign it and hand it in.

  112. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that your post is about how a law is limiting a company's right to shit on its employees and then your sig is advertising for a guy who wants to get rid of all that.

    Perhaps we're wondering slightly off-topic here, but isn't RP's position that states should become more like mini-countries and manage their own laws?

  113. Re:Before you sign an agmt.: What is your idea wor by NickCatal · · Score: 1

    The stamp it and send it to yourself thing doesn't work... it will get thrown out... nothing prevents you from sending yourself an unopened empty letter tomorrow and in 6 months putting something in it and sealing it... as if it was your idea when you first sent it

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  114. !Duress by SamP2 · · Score: 1

    Duress must constitute an illegal act to be considered a defense for a contract breach.

    I agree that probably refusing to sign the contract as it is described here would not constitute "just cause", which would be a pretext for immediate termination. But even without "just cause", companies may fire employees subject to general law (such as paying X months of employment insurance, providing Y weeks notice, etc.) Unions often have much more strict requirements, up to pretty much inability to fire someone without just cause, except to "lay off" the person as part of personnel cuts, which usually adheres to seniority-based LIFO, but that is a private matter between employer and union, and there is no indication a union is involved here.

    If the company has legitimate reasons to believe that an employee's refusal to sign an agreement would in any way hurt their (legitimate) business, then in principle they have the right to terminate employees who refuse to comply, albeit with providing the legally-mandated EI and whatnot. Heck, you can get fired from a job on a Coca-cola plant by drinking Pepsi while on the job.

    Now, the NATURE of the agreement is much more interesting, and one could argue that a contract such as this one (extending past employment and interfering with private life) is illegal in principle and/or unenforcable in practice, and depending on that, firing for refusing to sign THIS PARTICULAR contract may be illegal. But you can't issue a blanket statement, because refusing to sign plenty of other agreements in such situations (such as an agreement describing new security policies, or safety procedures, or simply a new job description) would be legitimate grounds for firing under a no-just-cause provisions provided by the whatever law you live under.

    1. Re:!Duress by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      In Washington state, it's illegal to require an employee to sign a new noncompete agreement after they've started employment, if the consequence of not signing is termination. You can require an employee to sign in order to get a raise or a promotion or so forth, but not just to keep their job.

      Of course, if they really want you to sign, they can write you up for every minor infraction and then fire you inside a week. Unless you're an exemplary employee, you can't really stop your employer from firing you on a whim.

  115. Worth the paper their printed on? by Tekoneiric · · Score: 1

    It's most likely they would only use that if you did something to really screw the company over shortly after you left or invented something really big. Depending on the state, I doubt it would be really be enforceable unless it was notarized. What I'd like to see is laws passed to consider those employment contracts and require companies to pay you for the duration of the NDA.

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  116. %s/everyday/these days/g by iamacat · · Score: 1

    Sorry for the typo.

  117. Get used to it. by boxxa · · Score: 1

    You work for an IT company that deals with clients and new hardware. You are trained on company money and time and you become and asset to them through your relationships and knowledge of their business operations. They do not want you taking the clients you have for them along with the industry and business expierence that they paid you to get and start your own competing company.

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  118. Compensation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Explain to them that this contract means that you can not possibly get any work up to six months from you leave this company. So, you expect to receive full salary during the time the company holds on to these claims.

  119. To the contrary by Eivind · · Score: 1

    I'd never even consider it. If the company both agreed to give me 6 months after-pay, *and* we specified that any invention/technique/blabla that I develop in my own freetime with my own equipment is solely my own, then it's ok.

    Afterall, if they claim to own anything I make for 6 months after I quit, it follows I can't start working for a new company, so it's perfectly reasonable for them to continue my pay for 6 months in that case.

    Infact I insisted on the oposite in my work-contract: It explicitly says that stuff I make on my own outside of work belong solely to me. (but it -does- have a clause that I can't work on stuff that is directly competing with the company while working for the company, which is reasonable to me, I can't both be an employee AND a competitor at the same time, that'd be a conflict of interest) I sometime contribute to Open Source projects in my spare time, and didn't want -any- risk of my employer claiming that they have -any- rigths in those.

  120. Don't sign, it will get in the way on a job search by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

    IANAL,

    so I cannot tell you if the license clause would be enforcable.

    But one thing should be obvious:
    A potential employer who hears about this clause might decline to hire you because he does not want to share your work results with your old employer. In the worst case, it will make you unemployable until the 6 months are up.

    So I'd refuse to sign unless you get 6 months of wages as a guaranteed severance package.

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  121. Re:Before you sign an agmt.: What is your idea wor by Soruk · · Score: 2, Funny

    Then you're doing something that is patently false. By writing "This page intentionally left blank" and initialling it, the page is no longer blank.

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  122. Depends where you are by pocari · · Score: 1

    IANAL...I have never heard of invention disclosure going past the end of employment. It is universal to require you to cooperate in securing patents and copyrights for things you did while you were employed, even if the filing takes place once you are no longer employed (and these don't seem to have a time limit). Some companies pay for your expenses and time and some don't, or don't in the first draft. That's reasonable--the actual inventor has to sign the patent application, and company should be able to finish the paperwork once you've left. It seems like they would have a hard time claiming they own things you invented on time they didn't pay for. I've signed a non-compete with a small company. They had two competitors that they named in the contract, they were in cities I wouldn't have moved to, anyway, and it didn't close off very many jobs in the universe of jobs. In some states, a non-compete cannot be enforced. It is probably easier to enforce a specific agreement naming particular companies than a generic agreement that says you will give up working anywhere in the industry. In some industries, a non-compete means you can't work for anybody! Practically speaking, they are not going to go through the bother of coming after you for non-work related ideas that they don't know what to do with. But in states where it is allowed, you are giving them an excuse to sue you if you go to work for a competitor, or start up something on your own. It doesn't really matter who wins or loses the suit, it'd still be unpleasant. If you really think you are going to come out with something that threatens their business, and can work on it secretly without anybody noticing, you shouldn't sign it if you're in a state where it can be enforced. If this is just a theoretical concern, it's not worth spending any more time worrying about. I wonder what else is in this agreement.

  123. Reason for the 6-month period by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

    That 6 months is probably to cover cases where you did all the groundwork for it while employed but only "invented" it (ie. published the details or started making it for sale) after you left. I don't think I'd agree to the term as it's given, but it's not a completely unreasonable concept.

    If you live in California, CA Labor Code section 2870-2872 restricts what the employer can require. In particular, that 6-month period is probably not allowable under that code. You'd need to consult a labor lawyer for a professional opinion (and IMO you should consult one regardless when faced with something like this).

  124. Arguments for asking slashdot BEFORE a lawyer by JavaRob · · Score: 1

    Seriously, ask a lawyer, not slashdot. I get pretty tired of this response (with no other useful information!) to questions from people who are asking Slashdot for people's experience in a situation that lots of us have encountered.

    The "ask a lawyer" comment is covered already in the "Ask Slashdot" section description (linked from the submission page):

    Regarding Legal Advice: When seeking advice on topics that touch on legal aspects, please remember that you should always be prepared to consult professional legal representation. It doesn't hurt to Ask Slashdot for pointers, and suggestions to save you some time, but Ask Slashdot should not be used in place of professional legal representation. Yes, if the questioner's livelihood is riding on the outcome, or he/she will probably have to lay down the cash to get a legal opinion, BUT by the time they've read through the slashdotter responses they'll have a much better idea of what to ask the lawyer, how much legal advice might cost, what KIND of lawyer to find, what they're risking, what non-work activities could be in danger if they sign... they'll have probably seen a dozen stories about good and bad results to just signing the thing vs. asking for a change, and they'll see advice about how to approach a manager, company lawyer, etc. to argue for a change.

    That's valuable, and you'll NEVER get all that (plus you'll lose a lot of money) by just plunking down a few hundred bucks every time you have a question that seems vaguely related to legal issues.

    Personally, I am not working under any NCA whatsoever anymore, and I've worked with management & the company lawyer to change the agreement in an earlier job; it wasn't really a big deal (though I doubt I could have pulled it off when I was fresh out of school...). And I'm certainly not going to pay a lawyer to get the information, but I'm curious to see what other people's experience has been, and if the trend towards more ridiculous NCAs continues.

    And I wouldn't even think of signing it. Well, some people *should* think of signing it. They just need to understand the trade-offs. When I got my first development job after graduation, I signed an NCA. I was still kind of amazed they'd hired me in the first place, didn't feel I had any leverage to fight it, and I had no significant personal projects to protect anyway. It was fine. Later on, when I had some real skills and leverage (and personal projects to protect) then I stopped agreeing to those clauses.

    I also know a lot of people who do development work purely "as a job" -- there's no risk of them building some wonderful thing in their off-hours because they don't even look at code when they're off the clock. It's a different situation for them as well.
  125. Well... by ledow · · Score: 1

    Sure, you can go to unions, tribunals, courts etc. but the most powerful message is to take this to your boss and tell them your concern.

    Personally, I'd refuse to sign (I already HAVE signed one contract, why do I need to sign another?), and I would make it known exactly why and let them see what they want to do. They *could* sack you but they'd have a hard time proving that they weren't forcing you out with unreasonable terms. Other people have pointed out that this would basically make you unemployable for the term of the contract + six months.

    I've refused to sign quite a few contracts, legal agreements etc. for work (it's always work, I don't get this rubbish from my bank or unions etc.). The usual response from them is either a) goodbye (in other words, they were trying to get rid of you anyway and this was a convenient excuse) or b) okay, what can we do? I got ten times more b's than a's and the b's were jobs that didn't exist in six months for ANYONE... sometimes at companies that didn't exist six months later!

    I've met head-teachers (principals) of schools whose attitude to contracts was basically "Well, just break your agreement with your last place of work and sign up with us, nobody will care." I'm sorry, it doesn't work that way. They get quite disappointed that you don't make life easier for them. The trouble is that the only person that matters in that entire contract is you. Can you live with losing all "inventions" you come up with, ANYWHERE, ANYTIME for the rest of your working life there + six months? Can you stand being potentially unemployable for six months after leaving the place? Whose burden of proof is it if you come up with something which isn't covered under those terms of contract and they try to sue?

    Think it through for yourself. Then, if you think that it's unreasonable (I do, and I think you did too to post it on Slashdot), tell them you won't sign, tell them why, ask them what they intend to do to fix it (notice the wording - it's their problem to fix, their responsibility to do something about it). If they do something stupid like get rid of you or "force" you to resign, either get your unions in, sue them if necessary or at a minimum pat yourself on the back for doing what you feel is right and congratulate yourself on getting out of a place that is so short-sighted that it loses employees because it does ludicrous things like that.

    Assume you DID sign. What would you sign next? Where does it end? Additionally, do you WANT to work for a company that would enforce such things without consultation? It might have been the perfect company for twenty years but you don't know who's come up with that bright idea and whose next bright idea might be even more damaging. Question their motives and see if they squirm.

    My bet is that they'll abandon the idea if you query it. They might re-write it a couple of times and keep calling you back to check it over (you'll find that little will change between each revision) and then eventually they'll give up.

  126. Don't sign anything. by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    I don't sign such agreements. My usual method isn't to argue unless forced to - I just tend to keep forgetting to do anything about the subject at all and hope everyone else does likewise. This has actually worked pretty well for me over the years. If it comes down to a choice of signing or finding a different job then I'll find a different job. Nobody has the right to steal my ideas or my work from me. To often companies can screw individuals just because they have the money and we don't. You shouldn't let that happen to you. If you're already employed there and weren't asked to sign at the time of employment then I'd suspect you might have a valid lawsuit against them if they fire you for not signing now. They can't just force you to sign aay all your rights. I'd talk to a lawyer to find out your exact rights though.

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  127. If it's software, make sure it uses GPL code by jamesh · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If it's software you are working on in your own time, make sure it includes GPL code. That at least would make any legal action they might like to take so difficult that they probably won't bother.

    1. Re:If it's software, make sure it uses GPL code by giafly · · Score: 1

      Don't do that. The combination of the GPL and your employer's contract would mean you could never legally publish your software.

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    2. Re:If it's software, make sure it uses GPL code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's software you are working on in your own time, make sure it includes GPL code. That at least would make any legal action they might like to take so difficult that they probably won't bother.
      This one saved me big time. The code wasn't GPL, but it was open source. My company had been basically taken over by a bunch of incompetent Alpha males business types (and of course, I was also incompetent myself since I trusted those people and I had allowed them to do this in the first place). They were only interested in selling off our assets to a bigger company, which included us (the core developers) and our code base, but since we already had open sourced the code, and we were more than willing to set up shop as a competitor -- all their threats evaporated.

      For a core developer inside a company, pushing to have the source code made open is the best thing one can do. Usually, the source code is the most valuable to the person(s) who wrote it. Making the source code open ensures that the person who wrote it (or anyone else who heavily contributed to it) will have a way out -- should the shit hit the fan, someone dies, or the company changes owners, or the company goes bankrupt, or whatever...
    3. Re:If it's software, make sure it uses GPL code by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      That is actualy incredibly bad advice. Note that when I did this at Microsoft, I made sure I had additional protections in place (basically an amendment to the contract which allowed me to run my own business and retain the intellectual property).

      A better solution is to start a business which doesn't compete with your employer, ask for your employer's permission to do so, and get an ammentment that says that any IP created for that business is owned by that business (i.e. you). Then you can release it under whatever license you want.

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  128. Typical IT & Banking Sector Contracts by MBHkewl · · Score: 1

    I live in Kuwait, and here, all IT companies state in their contracts that the company is the owner of all "inventions" the employee makes during the time of employment, and the employee is forbidden from working for other companies, after the working hours of the company.

    As for the after-employment period, this is typical in the banking sector here, as banks state in their contracts that an employee must not work for a rival bank, after leaving the bank, for a period of 1-3 years, depending on the position of that person.

    Back to the article: But the fact that YOUR company wants ownership of YOUR inventions AFTER you quit for a period of 6 MONTHS is absurd and it is not within their right to do so, and if it is, you have all the right to say no.

    Hint: They should define the period in days, not months, and mention whether they're working days, or week days. At least, if you decide to sign now, you'd know EXACTLY when to "invent" stuff.

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  129. Sympathetic to Employers too.... by cyberon22 · · Score: 1

    Exactly. In my experience most employers are trying to protect themselves: I've known of copyright disputes over works for hire that involved ridiculous demands by programmers simply because they were sole developers. They were still paid to develop the software! This sort of behavior hurts the rest of us who are honest, but is a huge reason companies have contracts like this.

    IMO, the key thing is to actually HAVE a legacy of independent development work that consists your previous inventions/IPR. Ideally this is part of the reason they want to hire you. Then this sort of contract minutiae becomes practical question instead of an abstract one. Even if you can't change boilerplate legal text, it's almost always possible to add an addendum to the agreement which specifies that "these restrictions do not apply for the work X is doing on projects Y and Z".

    1. Re:Sympathetic to Employers too.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Honestly it doesn't make me feel as bad. If I'm the only one worth his salt in the company, and I'm the one who's writing all the code, well then maybe I should have a sort of leverage that the average code monkey doesn't have.

  130. Don't Sign It by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    I have worked as an electronic design engineer for 30 years. I hate to say it, but this type of agreement is pretty much de rigueur for companies in my line of work. My response to it has always been not to sign it. In some cases I left the company with the still unsigned agreement in the papers that I cleaned out of my desk. In other cases it led to a meeting with my boss where we crossed out the offending paragraghs, initialed them and then I signed it.

    Go ahead and talk to a lawyer if you want; I have in the past. The answer you will get is vague; most think that it is unenforceable anywhere in the US, but regardless of what you read here about this or that state ruling against such agreements, I couldn't get one lawyer to say, unequivocally, that it would or wouldn't stand up in court. If you sign it and it goes to trial, the result is most likely going to depend upon who the judge is and how capable the company lawyers are more than anything else.

    There was not even any clear-cut agreement about the legality of crossing out paragraghs and initialing the modifications but there is clear precedent for this action. The agreement represents a "contract" between you and your company and the act of modifying and initialing modifications is accepted in a lot of contracts. For instance, when I signed the loan agreement for my last house, there were several clauses that I took exception to and these were fixed in just that way. Any legal challenge to changes like this rest on whether or not the person initialing for the company has the right to negotiate such things for the company.

    Such things are what lawyers get rich on; don't expect a clear answer from a lawyer.

    Now, as for the ethical concerns (and those are usually far different from any legal concerns):
    I have always felt that work I did for the company, on company time, using the company's reosurces, belonged to the company! They invested in those resources, they paid me for my work and what they deserve is the fruit of any labor that I do on their time with their resources.

    I have always felt that work I do at home for myself, with my resources, on my own time, belongs to me! And my resources have always been considerable; even before the cost of computers and electronic test equipment came down to the point where anyone could afford them, I always had a decent lab at home. I try to keep those separate (leave work at work and home at home) and documented. The documentation doesn't go any further than what you would do to defnd any patentable inventions. Keep a lab book, date and sign every entry. Need I mention you should be doing this at work, also? These things go a long way towards forestalling any predatory legal grab later.

    Now the grey areas:
    Does a company have the right to prevent me from working for a competitor? On the one hand, I think that going to work for a competitor and duplicating the company's products for that competitor is absolutely out! Same goes for trying to carry a customer list and company pricing to the competition.

    On the other hand, to use the skills and knowledge that I might have gained at the company while working for a competitor has got to be in! I need to work to live and part of the decision to join a company always involves whether or not the experience will make me more valuable in the job market. The same goes for sales: the knowledge of the market and who plays in that market are what makes a salesman valuable. A restrictive "non-compete" agreement makes that issue moot. I have suggested to companies that, if they insist on a non-compete for some time, that they have to continue to pay me for that time after I leave. The end result in every case (twice) was that the non-compete clause was dropped.

    The above also makes a good case for not changing the agreement. I agreed to come work for a company under certain conditions and one of them is the non-compete agreement. If the company wants to change the non-compete agreemnt, then it is time to review salary, too. Otherwise, I would insist on working under the same "contract" we had when I started.

  131. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

    Just what we need; States like Alabama *need* the Federal Government to limit their power.

    Like most politicians, I doubt RP would be able to change anything at all. He might get rid of "government cheese", but not much else.

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  132. May not mean what you think it means by mdmkolbe · · Score: 1

    A. Employee shall promptly and fully disclose in writing to [Company] any inventions, improvements, discoveries, operating techniques, or "know-how", whether patentable or not (hereinafter referred to as "Inventions"), conceived or discovered by Employee, either solely or jointly with others, during the course of Employee's employment with [Company], or within six (6) months thereafter.

    I think I've got a pretty good guess what company this is because I've had to sign an agreement that was worded almost exactly like this. I talked to their legal department and this clause isn't as bad as it sounds. IANAL, but this is what they explained to me. Basically "course of employment" only includes work I do for them and not my free time. Once that is resolved, the six months thing melts away.

    Of course, you will want to talk to your employer's lawyers about this and be sure to get any clarification they provide in writing so they can't come back and change their story after you sign it.

  133. Set up your own company by PinkyDead · · Score: 1

    That's what they are for - to provide a separate legal entity, if the 'company' invents the thing instead of you then the non-compete is totally irrelevant.

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  134. It may apply whether you sign it or not (IANAL) by Archtech · · Score: 1

    IANAL, but when I worked for a big multinational a similar situation came up. I had a meeting with my manager, a good guy whom we felt we could trust, and he warned me that refusing to sign would accomplish nothing except getting me on management's shit list. He said that legally, if I went on coming in to work after being shown the new contract, I would be deemed to have accepted it whether I physically signed it or not.

    Obviously, don't take this on trust. But it might be something to ask your lawyer about.

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    1. Re:It may apply whether you sign it or not (IANAL) by Pitr · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where you live, but there is no where in Canada or the US where that would hold water. If I show someone a piece of paper with specified terms on it, whether I work with, live with, am related to them, etc. it means absolutely nothing without a signature.

      The reason for this is that 1) without the signature it can't be proven you saw the document, 2) without you consenting to the document, it's not binding. It's the same reason you have to click yes before a software EULA is binding.

      I think you may have put too much trust in your manager.

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      --Not to be worried, Pitr fix.
    2. Re:It may apply whether you sign it or not (IANAL) by nomadic · · Score: 1

      The reason for this is that 1) without the signature it can't be proven you saw the document, 2) without you consenting to the document, it's not binding. It's the same reason you have to click yes before a software EULA is binding.

      Actually, you don't need a signature to have a valid contract in the US. Hell, you don't even need writing.

      In fact, it's entirely possible that a court would accept someone's continuing to work as "acceptance" of a contract.

    3. Re:It may apply whether you sign it or not (IANAL) by Pitr · · Score: 1

      I can't see it holding up in court. Care to sight an example?

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    4. Re:It may apply whether you sign it or not (IANAL) by nomadic · · Score: 1

      I could give you caselaw citations, but without access to westlaw or lexis it would probably be worthless to you. Let me cut and paste from cases I found in 30 seconds of searching:

      While the plaintiffs did continue their pre-DRP conduct by remaining in Gulfstream's employ, they did so in the face of changed circumstances. By specifying the manner of acceptance as continued employment and announcing that the DRP was a condition of employment, the DRP and accompanying letter plainly set forth two options for Gulfstream employees: (1) continue in employment, thereby accepting the DRP, or (2) terminate employment. Thus, given these two options, the employees' remaining in Gulfstream's employ after notice of the DRP was an unambiguous act of acceptance of the DRP.

      From another one:

      A contract for employment terminable at the will of either party may be supplanted by new terms of employment accepted by acquiescence. Linder v. Midland Oil Refining Co., 96 Colo. 160, 40 P.2d 253 (1935). When the defense to an action by an employee for wages is that, subsequent to the hiring, the parties made a new contract with different terms, the burden of proving the new agreement rests upon the employer. See Western Air Lines, Inc. v. Hollenbeck, 124 Colo. 130, 235 P.2d 792 (1951); Lyman v. Schwartz, 13 Colo.App. 318, 57 P. 735 (1899). As suggested by Linder, supra, whether the employee protested contract changes is an important factor in determining whether the employee has acquiesced in a new contract by continuing to work.

  135. Non-Compete Is better. by javapada1 · · Score: 1

    You are lucky, its only a non-compete agreement. In my country, your boss will threaten to kill you.

  136. Hewlett Packard made me do this by giafly · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...in about 1980, so I resigned. I remember there was an idiotic clause that I had to tell them about every idea that I had, regardless of quality. I spent half-an-hour arguing with some legal drone that (a) they didn't need to know how I chose which toilet to use for a crap and (b) writing that sort of trivia down would take my entire day.

    I got my revenge by publishing the best things I invented in my two months at HP in a science fiction story.

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    1. Re:Hewlett Packard made me do this by fbartho · · Score: 1

      Which story? Want to share/link? Not that I'm trying to get your inventions 27 years after you published them, but it's always fun to read fiction that has interesting history surrounding the Author and motivations for the creation of the work.

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      Gravity Sucks
    2. Re:Hewlett Packard made me do this by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      Does the phrase "work to rule" ring a bell?

      Spend your entire day documenting every idea you have had and send it to the appropriate place. This means you don't get any real work done. Also send a formal request to your manager, the legal department, etc. to get it limited in scope.

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  137. Signed under duress by freedom_india · · Score: 1

    Just add the sentence: "Signed under duress" to your signature on every page.
    Add it in the same small print font that these guys typed their contract.

    When sued, give the judge a magnifier and ask him to read the fine print you added.

    Case thrown out and in addition you get to sue them for costs...

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    "Doing what i can, with what i have." ~ Burt Gummer
  138. Don't sign by EdIII · · Score: 1

    I have my own intellectual property and when I went to work for another company for awhile they tried that same BS.

    I refused to sign it. I told them that if they wanted me to sign it, they had to sign mine. It kind of stopped there.

    Any skills and experience you develop are yours after you stop working for the company. Any intellectual property you develop after you leave the company that, at no time, had any part of derived from work performed at the company, belongs to you solely.

    1. Re:Don't sign by JoelKatz · · Score: 1

      What kind of punitive action could they take that you couldn't avoid by simply quitting? It seems like they have no leverage at all.

  139. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by RobertinXinyang · · Score: 1

    Yes, but in my experience, the way that employers get around this is by asking, "Are you to any non-compete agreements or contracts." If you are then you will not be hired due to the new company wanting to avoid potential legal battles. This has the effect of black balling people who leave your company.

  140. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, like, I'm wondering, if these contracts, etc. are so bad, vague, etc., (i.e. 'worthless'), then why are companies asking employees to sign them? Surely, there is something (probably lots) in it for the company, and that is why they do it. Otherwise, it appears that many of the terms, etc. of these contracts are illegal, and hence the company is possibly already doing something illegal requiring you to sign a new vague, possibly illegal contract, even if you have an existing one. Sounds rather bizarre to me. Heck, talk to a lawyer and consider suing! :-)

  141. Modify and Sign by joto · · Score: 1

    Just sign it. But before you do, make any modifications to the text you feel you are justified to do. Sign the modifications to the text as well.

    In most cases, the person handing you the "agreement" will not notice, and you're off the hook. And if they decide to make a fuss out of it, it's time to threaten to get a lawyer. If that doesn't work, then maybe, it's time to actually get a lawyer.

  142. incorporate yourself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If a lawyer tells you that the contract will have some force of law...the best thing to do is to incorporate yourself as a one-person consulting firm. Then any "Inventions" weren't created on your own time, but while working for...another company. Their contract can't apply, and you're home safe.

  143. Some rights, you can't give away. by MrKaos · · Score: 1
    Seek a lawyer in your local area.

    Certain rights cannot be signed away, this could be one of these instances YMMV, agreements like this frankly look coercive, the implication is - if you don't sign you'll get fired.

    They can't force you to sign anything, but they might lean on you. Don't forget it's a contract, and a contract has two or more sides, if you don't like a clause strike it from the contract with the pen you are asked to sign it with, simply put, as you read it draw a pen through what you don't agree with. If you think a clause is reasonable i.e. "You will not take company ideas and sell them to our competitors", leave it in there.

    Sometimes management will recognise that you have a business sense about you that could be of value and be more prepared to trust you more as you are less likely to sign away company advantages if you are signing things on behalf of the company. Point it out, if they don't recognise you as an asset for that reason start looking for a new job immediately. Until you find a new job, forget to sign it, loose the document, if confronted tell them you aren't comfortable signing it and would prefer to seek legal advice, on their time - like they say at the poker table "after 10 minutes if you can't pick the patsy - leave - your the patsy".

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  144. Just destroy the company by Kim0 · · Score: 1

    The contract is to the company, so just see to it that it ceases to exist.
    Morally, this is perfectly okay, since the contract destroys your livelihood.
    Ethically, it is okay, since it is tit for tat.
    Legally, this can be perfectly okay, since there are many legal ways to destroy
    your company, such as following orders, since companies like that are bound to give
    idiotic orders, or get it indicted, or sold, or dismantled, etc. Just think outside
    the box!

    Any employee that is smart enough that signing away inventions is a real loss,
    and at the same time desperate enough to sign, is also smart enough to have a
    good chance at destroying the company. Just look at the harddisks containing
    viruses, capacitors containing impurities destroying them and the computers they
    are used in, or the batteries self combusting, or the massive amount of companies
    that never get their products working despite years of research and apparently
    manageable goals.

    So what are they REALLY paying you to do? Destroy the company? Delay the product?
    Lie to investors? Grovel to bosses? Not working for others? Pound you? Those are
    some of the real factors for pay that I have seen, in all these cases real payment
    incentives were created by aggressive clueless bosses.

    Kim0

  145. You are also free to say NO! by Savage-Rabbit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In both cases I can see the point of the employer - they do not want you to have advance internal knowledge of their product, quit, and go "sell" yourself to their main competitor (and that could very well happen given how much some software is worth, how much money several companies have, and that those companies aren't the most honest places on the planet). I can also see why a software company would feel they own your software if you are a software engineer, they are paying you to do that and there is no way you can totally separate yourself from the company. The way I see it, if you work for somebody and do coding in your spare time it is only reasonable that you don't contribute to products that compete with your employers product with your spare time activities and that your spare time activities don't get in the way of what you are doing at work. Other than that I feel that the company I work for has no business telling me what I can and cannot do in my spare time. Draconian broadly worded contracts are something I will refuse to sign unless I absolutely cannot find another job and even then I will bail on the company in question at the first possible opportunity. It is simply a matter what the law says and a matter of you deciding how much abuse you are willing to put up with.

    I was once asked to sign a new contract to replace my old one. This new contract contained very broadly worded IP ownership clauses that stated among other things:
    • The company owned any and all software I developed during the time they employed me.
    • The company forbad me to work on software projects for anybody else during the time they employed me.
    • If I quit my job company forbad me to go to work for a competitor for 6 months after I left them to protect them from "competition".

    I felt the first two demands were way to broadly worded. The first one seemed to extend to anything I coded in my spare time even if it didn't compete with my employer's products in any way shape or form. The second point was so broadly worded it forbad me to contribute to any Open Source projects at all even though the company it self was only to happy to use open source software. This is a brand of hypocrisy that really pisses me off. The last point was simply outrageous since seemed to clash with freedom of employment laws in my country, an EU Nation. At the time they presented me with the contract this hadn't been tested in court. I refused to sign the contact along with several other developers. Eventually the PHBs and their legal weasels came back with a revised contract. After much arguing and several revisions it stated something along the lines of the following:
    • The company owned any and all software I developed during the time they employed me but only If I developed it during working hours. What I did in my spare time was my own business as long as I didn't create or contribute to a competing product. Basically, since they were in the database business, I could develop anything I wanted in my spare time except database software.
    • The company forbad me to work on software projects for anybody else during the time they employed me but this was now mostly restricted to working for competitors. As long as I didn't contribute to competing products, Open Source or Proprietary, I could do what I wanted to. Contributing to Open Source projects was OK as long as it wasn't a competing product. If I wanted to take a second job for pay I had to get permission and of course it could not be a competing product.
    • If I quit my job the company forbad me to go to work for a competitor for 6 months after I left them. They didn't want to drop this so we let them keep it since this clause had been successfully challenged in court by the time we were done arguing and thus it had become basically meaningless.

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    1. Re:You are also free to say NO! by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      The revised statements seem quite reasonable in their protection of the company.....now if only they would provide statements that protected the employee.

      I would at least include something like this:
      * If you fire me, my position cannot be filled by someone for less pay for at least 1 year or you will pay me the difference in salary for that year.

      Layne

    2. Re:You are also free to say NO! by smallfries · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Was your EU Nation the UK by any chance? Employment laws here have drifted to your revised contract over the years (probably because there is some common EU employment law underneath them). The third clause has also been booted out by the courts here and so is meaningless, and the first two points have also been tested in court. Unless the employer can convince the court that the work is strongly related to the product that the employee worked on then they are shit out of luck.

      Answering sideways to your other reply - in the public sector at least redundancy law covers that clause. Unless you are booted from work for screwing up, if they let you go it's a redundancy. And then under EU law they can't fill that post for a certain length of time (1-2 years?). I believe the same law covers private firms as well.

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    3. Re:You are also free to say NO! by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      And then under EU law they can't fill that post for a certain length of time (1-2 years?)
      But is there anything stopping them just reorganising a bit so that no one person is doing the job of the person let go or setting up a shell company to employ the person and have the work done on a contract basis by the shell company?

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    4. Re:You are also free to say NO! by smallfries · · Score: 1

      The period covers any position that the person made redundant would have been qualified to do. As far as shell companies and other dodges go, it would depend on what the magistrate thought. I don't think that industrial tribunals have juries so it would come down to the magistrates opinion of the companies actions.

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    5. Re:You are also free to say NO! by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      When I worked at Microsoft, they handled things a bit differently. At the beginning of employment I had to sign a contract with similar terms to the ones you mention, but there were some differences.

      1) I also filled out an invention disclosure list which excluded any of my own projects from the contract. Out of the entire room of new hires, I was the only one who did this (I take the time to read contracts). I was never really sure how the policy on open source affected this since all of my disclosure were open source, but my reading said that continuing to work on these would be OK.

      2) I also filed (within my first year) for moonlighting permission to do my own consulting work (specifically mentioning open source). This provided me a shield for my own open source work without ceding the copyrights to Microsoft.

      3) I also noted that the non-compete clause was appropriately scoped and did not exclude working for all competitors in all capacities, it only prevented me from taking jobs where there was a reasonable likelihood of IP leakage. I.e. one can't be an MS Office coder who then takes a job doing similar work on OpenOffice, but the same person might be able to work for IBM as a Linux kernel engineer.

      When I quit, I ended up doing so without notice due to a number of personal issues at the time. I was able to do so and keep rights to all software I developed on my own time, and remain eligible for rehire. Sadly, a lot fo other companies seem to want to lock you in for life. I know of at least one person who was asked to sign a broad non-compete simply because his company lost an executive to a competitor. This is a service business with very little in the way of trade secrets, etc. And it is highly unlikely that there is a pro-competitive reason for this sort of clause in his case.

      In short the question to ask is whether the contract is fair and provides you as an employee with adequate protections. If it is not, then I would look elsewhere. Employees should look out for their own interests, and employers who try to own employees as contractual slaves should have a harder time finding employees than those who are good to their employees.

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    6. Re:You are also free to say NO! by davidsyes · · Score: 1

      "In both cases I can see the point of the employer - they do not want you to have advance internal knowledge of their product, quit, and go "sell" yourself to their main competitor (and that could very well happen given how much some software is worth, how much money several companies have, and that those companies aren't the most honest places on the planet). I can also see why a software company would feel they own your software if you are a software engineer, they are paying you to do that and there is no way you can totally separate yourself from the company."

      Unfortunately, the "See a lawyer" suggestion might not work. After all, MOST business laws on states' books are WRITTEN by pro-tems or some business-might lawyers, IIUC. Their lobby will be loathe to loosen their grip on de facto exploitation of employees.

      Many business seem to FORGET that in school many students (or, inventive non-students) get ideas they implement for theses and projects. They come to work, integrate that academic know-how that "experts" in the company didn't even wet-dream of, and NOW that company thinks it can heist this work, steamroll over Open Source or school-obtained copyright and patents, and then just shrinkwrap it in a binary and compile it and get away scott-free.

      The law of the land should be amended to prohibit companies from taking from an employee or prospective employee that which is in academic circles.

      (To its credit, my employer said as long as my hobby doesn't involve overthrow of the government, or doesn't get into CARGO ship development, or core software the company develops (I don't have the skills to compete with it even if I had better ideas someday), then we won't have a problem.)

      But, often some employers' boilerplate even want advance notice of ANYthing you will publish or present for publication. Even if it's a crimer or actioner they want to know, ostensibly to vet any potentially embarrassing information that could embarrass the company. EVEN if you write under a pseudonym (your friends could know who you are; ID thieves and others can sleuth out who you are by your SSN; publishing and promotional events could advertise and divulge you. Even if you are a GHOST writer, the above will apply.

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    7. Re:You are also free to say NO! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The simple and straightforward answer to the clause that says 'we own everything you create or dream up while we employ you' is: divide the pay rate (which is for the official 40 hours) by 4 and a little. That's the ratio between the 168 hours a week they own you and the 40 hours they pay you for. If this figure is above the minmum legal wage in your country (I have a doubt) then maybe think for 10 seconds about signing it. If, not, then don't. After all, you could make more than what they pay you by flipping burgers, driving a taxi, or blogging for a living. I consider people who sign such clauses to be lobotomized. Especially when they are high tech workers who should know the number of hours in a week without looking it up in the first place. On the other hand, getting paid for sleeping and dreaming or taking a shit is a new view on things that makes *them* look lobotomized.

  146. Just play it straight by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    Similar situation--but a Client, not my employer. The folks involved wanted me to do the work (why else were we talking?), and are fairly reasonable people (most actually are). It's the organization that's both crazy and incompetent. Speaking reasonably to the people usually results in a reasonable response. Speaking reasonably, in the same breath, to the organization usually results in no response at all--anything that deviates from the process is just ignored. I typed up a letter that said something like "It seems you're saying you own everything I do, ever. That just doesn't make sense to me; I must not be reading this correctly. Can you please have somebody phone me or arrange a meeting to explain what it is you're asking me to sign?" Never heard from that department again. My employer got the contract; I went to work, I didn't have to sign an insane agreement, and nobody was offended. My experience only; YMMV.

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  147. Just play it straight by karlandtanya · · Score: 1
    Yecch--sorry--thought I had plain text checked.

    Similar situation--but a Client, not my employer.

    The folks involved wanted me to do the work (why else were we talking?), and are fairly reasonable people (most actually are). It's the organization that's both crazy and incompetent.

    Speaking reasonably to the people usually results in a reasonable response. Speaking reasonably, in the same breath, to the organization usually results in no response at all--anything that deviates from the process is just ignored.

    I typed up a letter that said something like "It seems you're saying you own everything I do, ever. That just doesn't make sense to me; I must not be reading this correctly. Can you please have somebody phone me or arrange a meeting to explain what it is you're asking me to sign?"

    Never heard from that department again. My employer got the contract; I went to work, I didn't have to sign an insane agreement, and nobody was offended.

    My experience only; YMMV.

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    "Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, it doesn't go away." - Philip K. Dick
  148. Unconscionable Contract? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a large cable company (one of the big ones). We make our sub-contractors sign similar contracts to prevent them from singing on with another contractor we use after requesting they be terminated... It works however in my state several of the contractors have gotten around this by claiming Unconscionable Contracts..... That is, by term of employment they were forced to sign a contract anybody who was in their right mind wouldn't sign because doing so would preclude them from working pretty much anywhere in there industry. Could this be an answer to the problem, only an employment lawyer could say for sure,just a thought.

  149. i did one by mr_musan · · Score: 1

    they seem to be getting more common these days, people wanting to own every thing you do, my advice don't ! what you during office hours should not effect after hours ! or create a lovely super sex toy ;)

    from a legal standpoint they are shaky at best, the one i singed the guy pulled out on the hole contract so i had a lawyer look over it, said it gets put in bin out soon as you prove what arsshole they where, btw don't ever trust worldbizonline, or any one who worked black ops in a war that never happened ;)

  150. What happens after you sign.... by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It is way past time to update your resume.
    I was once asked to sign an "updated" non-compete; right before being laid-off.

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    1. Re:What happens after you sign.... by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      Don't want to be laid off?

      Present them with a contract for them to sign guaranteeing you a minimum of 3, 6, 12 or whatever months of employment post signing. Then if they fire you within that given time period, its breach of contract (probably among other things).

      This doesn't mean you have to *stay* for that period - its just them guaranteeing that the synergy won't get you :)

      Thus, you would be given time update your resumé (and possibly print it out on the company printer).

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  151. non-comp. legal if you continue getting paid by xristo70 · · Score: 2, Informative

    hi stellar7,

    I've had year-long non-competition agreement with the Ferrari Formula 1 team when I left them at the beginning of 2005. Their reasoning (fear) behind it was that I could immediately take my knowledge of the race car design to another team. But after a year, with the speed of technology development, this design knowledge would be outdated.

    I did have discussions with lawyers if such a contract is legal or not. Well: in Europe is IS legal IF THEY CONTINUE PAYING YOU after leaving the company. Otherwise a judge in Europe will take about 20 second to review the case and say you are right. So Ferrari continued paying me for a year for not working for another F1 team (I had no restrictions for the rest). (I offered to sign a contract for life instead of 1 year, guaranteeing never to work again for a Formula 1 team, but unfortunately they did not accept my generous offer!!!!).

    Regularly with my work as a consultant customers try to make me sign such non-competition contracts. They always quickly drop it after I point out to them that I'd happyly sign it....if they pay me for it.

    The type of contract they are trying to make to sign doesn't sound legal at all to me.
    good luck! Chris

  152. Refuse by TheLoneCabbage · · Score: 1

    Last job I had they wanted me to sign an agreement to own what I did on my spare time. (like I had any) This is nothing compared to what they are asking for you.

    I told them, it's a non-negotiable point: take it out. They did and later in the negotiation tried to get me to give a little saying "Well we removed the intellectual property clause". I had to remind them that that wasn't a negotiable point. That it should never have been in a contract with a work for hire employee to begin with.

    Walk away, and tell your fellow employees to do the same.

    The IT job market is hot, go find a job where they don't think that they own you.

  153. Try negotiating first by ricegf · · Score: 1

    My company has a (less restrictive) agreement as well. When I started writing open source on my own time, I filled out an exemption form listing the type of free software I was developing, and briefly explaining why it is unrelated to the company's business and thus not covered under the agreement. After a couple of months (well, it's a large company :-), of review, the lawyers agreed, signed the form, and sent it to HR to be added to my file. I kept a copy... veeery carefully.

    The key (I think) is to be reasonable, polite, and professional. Perhaps you'll have the same positive experience. It's worth a try.

    (By the way, I give all of my best work-related ideas to the company. That's the deal we made when I was hired. In return, I've received steady promotions accompanied by frequent bonuses, so I have no qualms continuing to "ride for their brand". It worked for me, at least, but of course I've had mostly excellent managers and high-morale teams thus far. YMMV.)

  154. Fairness of non-competes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am in a similar situation with my employer, where all members of the IT staff are being asked to sign a such an agreement. The concern is that we would run off with a copy of the backup tapes and sell them to a competitor. However, no other department, such as customer service (that has access to all customer contact information) or accounting is not being asked to sign one. In addition, no compensation is being offered for signing away these rights. It feels exploitive and unfair.

  155. I got one and negotiated exceptions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When my company presented us with a similarly overbroad agreement, termination was certainly an option, as I live and work in an 'at will employment' state. The senior VP came downstairs and gave us all the 'sign or else' speech. Morale skyrocketed.

    I had no quibble with what Legal and management said was the intent of the agreement. But the agreement was very poorly written, trying to lay claim to anything I ever thought of, and also was defined so poorly as to go beyond inventions to copyrightable work. Since I have a side business that produces such things, which management had blessed for years, this didn't sit well.

    I hired an IP lawyer, who advised me to go ahead and sign, but to attach a cover letter explaining my position - that I interpreted the agreement as covering inventions only and not covering specific outside work, which I listed. I stapled it to the agreement and turned it in on the deadline.

    Legal of course freaked out and told me I couldn't modify the agreement. I said I wasn't modifying it, that's not what a cover letter does. After a while they produced a new cover letter, which I rejected with changes, and after about eight months of this back-and-forth we had a new agreement.

  156. Similar aggrement for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work for a company that makes air conditioners in Ohio as a design engineer. We ad to sign something similar. No time period after employment, but inventions we created could potentially be signed over to the company if they were either company related or if the company could prove I'd used their time or resources to develop the idea.

  157. Don't just sign it by mlwmohawk · · Score: 1

    It is arguable that it is unenforceable becaue you are *already* employed there and have a reasonable fear of losing your job if you don't sign it, and contracts are null and void if signed under duress. That being said, if yhe claim something it will go to court and you'll have to fight that you were scared.

    I would say, however, that you have the right to say that this is a change in terms of employment, and you have legal rights to challenge it. Depending on your state, you should go to the employment regulation authority for legal advice.

    Your options are:

    Refuse outright, risk being fired, but file a law suit if you are.
    Agree to the six months *only* if they continue to pay your for those six months. (Requires negotiation)
    When you sign the agreement, black out the terms you do not accept, initial your changes, and see what happens.

    What ever you do, see a lawyer who specializes in employment law. You have rights regardless of what the company things. Oh, and by the way, start looking for another job.

  158. Culture of fear by HangingChad · · Score: 1

    I have a contract now where they wanted that kind of NDA/Non-Compete. Those boilerplates are just getting silly and theirs was one of the silly ones. It covered the earth, moon and stars to the end of time. I refused to sign it. We worked for a while without one, then negotiated changes to the language. The specific changes:

    - Inventions and IP were limited to novel work and inventions I was developing for hire and specifically exempted common and routine code structures.

    - Non-Compete was limited to the actual customers I worked on location. In addition, I agreed to withdraw from competitive bids we both were bidding for one year.

    - I stripped out every reference to partner companies and subsidiaries.

    - References to transferability were removed. If the company is sold or files bankruptcy I'm released from the terms of the agreement.

    There's a lot of work out there right now, too much to sign dangerous contracts with paranoid companies being ruled by fear. Because some mid-level exec went to a seminar where a lawyer scared the crap out them, or the outsource HR service wants to score points by making it look like they're actually doing something for the money. Sometimes sudden updates are an indication someone is interested in buying the company, in which case I wouldn't want to limit my options by signing away a negotiating position.

    Most times you'll just get fired for refusing, so be prepared. I discovered over the years that working a W2 job for one company and living paycheck to paycheck is a great way to be held hostage to this type of legal extortion.

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  159. We talked about this in my bus. law class by sirwired · · Score: 1

    When I was in college, we talked about this specific question in regards to a non-compete agreement signed during employment with no additional pay offered. The question being: "Does your continued gainful employment constitute the 'consideration' necessary to form a legally binding contract, or contract amendment?" The answer from the professor was that it probably varies wildly from state to state, and no assumptions can be made on a national level. They clearly cannot force you to sign something on the way out the door with no more money, but everything else is a grey area.

    I don't think this would qualify for "duress" either, since you are free to not sign and quit your job.

    SirWired

    1. Re:We talked about this in my bus. law class by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      They clearly cannot force you to sign something on the way out the door with no more money, but everything else is a grey area.

      I recall that, in one case, they were able to enforce an implied NDA on a former employee under the argument that, um, I dunno. I t makes no sense, but it has happened.

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  160. Ask a lawyer. My personal experience... by FellowConspirator · · Score: 1

    Ask a lawyer since the legality will depend on your locale. Generally speaking, most states have some pretty strict limits about those sort of things.

    My previous employer had a non-compete agreement, but their feeling on the subject was that it couldn't be enforcable unless the employee was duly compensated for not competing. So, the agreement stated that for a period of 1 year after leaving your position you were supposed to notify them of any offers of new employment and they had the option of countering with a 10% premium over the value of the other offer (e.g., they paid you not to work for that company) for up to 1 year. They didn't have any particular issues with patents and so on, but if it were demonstrable that something you or your new company patented was based on their technology, they no doubt would have good grounds for suing.

    My guess would be that those terms would be unenforcable -- particularly the patent part because it would put you in the position of having to divulge the technological developments of a third party to them for review, which you probably could not legally do.

  161. Don't sign if you don't like the terms by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

    Seriously, don't sign a contract if you are unhappy with the terms, and do ask a lawyer if you want the job badly enough to make that worthwhile. Courts may later agree that the contract was unenforceable if it comes to a dispute, but you really don't want to get into that position in the first place.

    In a previous job, I requested changes to my contract relating to ownership of work done outside company time - specifically that several pre-existing products I had created were not covered by the contract. They ummed and ahhed, but agreed to the changes.

    Boy was I glad I had those changes written in - I wasn't being paranoid after all. Three years later, when the company had new managers and was merging with another company, they tried to take ownership of some of those same products (which had been used with no payment by them in their core product, with my permission of course). They pointed at the standard contract. I pointed at my modified contract. They went on to make me some other non-tempting offers (like - we can use your products, but you are liable if they go wrong), which I also refused. My terms were simply they could use them or not, with no payment, but at their risk. They could strip them out if they didn't like them. Three rounds of pointless discussions later, legal had to agree to my terms.

    Always make sure your contract says what you want, even if you absolutely trust the people you are making the initial agreement with. It just avoids trouble later, and can even bring a smile to your face ;)

  162. Non compete in Canada by sherriw · · Score: 1

    I had one job where they gave me some contracts to bring home and sign before my first day of work. The one document was a non-compete contract which basically said that I could not get another job in the same industry within a 30 KM radius around the business' location while employed by them, AND for 3 years after leaving their employment.

    I was blown away by the thought that they could effectively freeze me from getting another programmer job in my town. What was I supposed to do if I quit? Work at Burger King for 3 years before I could go back into programming? So I did some Googling and also spoke to a personnel agency owner I know and found out that these are just scare tactics, and at least in Canada are not enforceable- you can't tell people where they can and can't work. The main way they ARE enforceable is if, for example you are a salesman and take your list of contacts with you. That's a no-no.

    I'm not sure how it applies to knowledge gained or what you 'think up', but I would imagine there is a similar limit to how far the law will go toward allowing a company to slap restrictions on your own knowledge. However, if you work on a project on company time, I'm sure you can't go else where and make a similar version of it for someone else.

    The main point - consult an expert- contract lawyer is best.

  163. Take it from a Coward... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...there's also the coward's way out:

    Sit on the agreement without saying yes or no.

    First time someone asks about it, feign ignorance. Tell them you misplaced it, ask them to mail you another copy.

    Second time someone asks about it, claim you're busy and haven't had time to review it, but you'll add it to your todo list.

    Third time someone asks about it, respond that you did review it, but you have some concerns about some of the language. You think you'd like to run it past a lawyer.

    Fourth time? Still looking for a lawyer.

    Fifth time? Found and retained council, but his schedule has been booked solid, haven't had time to meet.

    Now weave in a few "lost" emails ("must have hit the spam filter, can you send that as something other than a PDF?"), maybe a few questions about who on the company's side is authorized to negotiate changes to the agreement (you can claim your lawyer needs to know "just for the file").

    If you've played your hand right, you've done two things:

    -You've quietly sent the message that getting you to sign this thing is going to be a big, hairy, painful, awkward undertaking. Basically, a hassle.

    -MONTHS have gone by without either side getting their back up and threatening drastic measures. Nobody wants to threaten you if you're just dragging your feet, but seeking counsel.

    Basically, you use the bureaucracy's inefficiency against it.

    Here's why it works: if you stall long enough, getting you to sign will literally drop off everyone's todo list. Even the biggest waste of an HR drone will prefer to go play minesweeper rather than chase you down, bug your management, etc, etc. Ever go on vacation and forget all about a task when you got back? That's your goal - delay until a bigger problem occupies their energy.

    For extra credit, try to keep your manager out of the loop as much as possible. Everybody hates HR, so give him an excuse to avoid them. If he reminds you, nags you, whatever, your reply is "oh, yeah, I said I'd do that. I'll get back to HR directly, thanks." Now he doesn't have to deal with HR, he's happy - and forgets about it that much more quickly. You've taken an uncomfortable chore - hassling you - off his plate.

    Sure, it's the Coward's Way Out - but in a modern Dilbert-ean office, it works surprisingly well.

  164. It's not unfair at all by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1

    Or it's just a company whose executives have better things to do than read the fine print on whatever generic legal documents their counsel gave them.

    If a company has poor legal staff and/or executives who are negligent in how they conduct basic business practices like employment then that's entirely their problem.

    Personally, I use this area as one of a small number of "acid tests" whenever I'm considering a potential new employer. There are certain contractual stipulations that count as black marks. If they have any of these in the first contract they show me then unless it's otherwise a spectacularly impressive offer they go to the bottom of the pile, which usually has other offers in it that don't attempt to screw me. Most potential employers will therefore never get a chance to fix that mistake. For those who do, I politely and clearly explain my objections to their terms. If they come back with a document with every objection properly addressed, I'll consider them again. If not, I conclude that their culture is not employee-friendly and bin them permanently. No-one gets a third chance.

    If that sounds unreasonable to anyone, please consider that employment is a competitive market place in both directions. Popular employers with many CVs to look at can easily afford to throw away any that look dubious to avoid accidentally hiring a fool, even if it means overlooking a few good people by mistake. Similarly, good employees who will be valuable to an employer can afford to throw away any that might look dubious to avoid risking a lot of grief later, even if it means turning down a workplace that might have been good. Sure, the market occasionally gets so biased in one direction that contract negotiation is bordering on one-sided, but IME this only ever lasts for a few months, perhaps a year or two. Unless you're very young and inexperienced or you've been exceptionally unlucky, you can probably ride out such a bad patch in other ways rather than take on a job with abusive terms.

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  165. One correction by sirwired · · Score: 1

    I meant to say "They cannot enforce anything you sign on the way out the door with no more money."

    SirWired

  166. Don't think they can, maybe you can renegotiate? by mnslinky · · Score: 1

    From what I understand, since you're already employed, they cannot fire you or otherwise release simply because you won't sign a new non-compete agreement.

    The verbiage you posted looks very similar to what Ingersoll-Rand wanted me to sign, before taking a position with them. I simply re-negotiated a revised version with their lawyers that gave them appropriate rights to anything that would be business related. No reason that they should get royalties and rights when I invent the 'Jump to Conclusions' mat, when it had nothing to do with my J.O.B.

    Definitely check with a lawyer, but I don't think they can threaten dismissal if you don't sign the new one.

  167. Here's what I did by jgarra23 · · Score: 1

    I never signed it & gave a non-committal answer whenever I was asked about it by someone who wasn't my boss. When he (boss) asked me where my signed copy was I told him I didn't sign it & the older one was sufficient. I was expecting to get fired for that comment but I wasn't and he never asked me about it again. When I did quit down the road (for personal family reasons) there was no ill will, I never betrayed their trust and as far as I can tell they never betrayed mine.

  168. They Commonly Ask For by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    EVERYTHING you might invent. That is overbroad.

    I always wrote in the exceptions, being the projects and areas I had already worked on previously, including ones I just did research on, and laid them all out in an addendum to the agreement. Most of the items were not related to the company, but some were, but they always signed and hired me.

  169. RUN LIKE HELL by kcdoodle · · Score: 1

    Just say you are having your lawyer check out the contract before signing.
    Then find a new job.
    The company asking you to sign will slowly go out of business because only unskilled or stupid workers would sign such a thing.
    I was asked to sign a similar contract when starting a job at a company. I made them reword the contract to say that they had rights to all the programming I did "ON THEIR TIME", so that I could still twiddle work my crap at home on my time.

    If a company wants to buy my free time (or any time away from work) it would have to come with a huge salary that I haven't been offered yet.

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  170. A doozy by Velaki · · Score: 1

    I had one place ask me to sign an NDA and a NC, which had the "up to six months" proviso, which was not only bad enough, but stupid as well.

    However, here's the zinger: They stipulated that if I were to leave for any reason (quit or fired) that I would be required to notify any and all potential employers during the interview process that I worked for them, to give the interviewers the company's contact info, and inform them that my ability to accept any offer would be based on the company having first informed them of my abilities and true reason for leaving.

    I had the contract rewritten. They balked. I told them to shove it, and found a better job elsewhere.

    One guy who quit this place I considered left the country to find a better job, because this company (a hedge fund) hired a P.I. to ensure that this guy (who was a key designer of their trading system) would be properly motivated to ensure that the company approved of where he would work next.

    All I can say is, WTF?!

    1. Re:A doozy by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If you're a hedge fund and your principal designer leaves, it's incumbent on you to have a custom NC - something like 1 year gardening leave seems reasonable.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  171. Re:ask a lawyer or unionize by kurt555gs · · Score: 1

    I really think IT workers missed the boat on this one, if they were represented by the Teamsters, for example, none of this would be happening. No individual restrictive contracts, and most would be employees, not sub contractors.

    I think that the IT folks thought themselves above unionization because they were "smart" and did not need collective bargaining.

    They were, and are wrong.

    Imagine a Union Electrician being treated in this fashion?, I don't think so.

    In the construction trades, the workers move around quite a bit just as in IT. Their health benefits, vacation pay, and pension are with the union, not this a myriad of companies, and are good plans.

    It really is the answer to this treatment of IT workers.

    Think about it.

    Cheers

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  172. useless in Ohio by smithcl8 · · Score: 1

    Ohio is a right-to-work state, meaning that you have the right to leave any company you wish to pursue the same career at another company. Your personal skills are your own, meaning you can sell them to whatever company wants to pay you.

    Basically, this means these non-competes are a load of horseshit. HR people think they can be tough and cover their asses by having everyone sign them, but in reality, they are meaningless. Obviously, if you invent something using your company's assets, time, or money in the process, it's theirs. That's fair.

    If you have specialized skills within your field and another company comes along and wants to pay you more money for those skills, you are entitled to go to the new company. I've worked in a handful of consulting-type companies, and every one had me sign such an agreement, yet nothing happened when I'd leave for a competitor. It may be tougher if you are in sales, as you may take your customers with you, but if your sales skills are so good that you bring in tons of customers, regardless of where you work, you can put those skills in action. The customer's loyalty is up to them...

  173. 6 months lost? 6 months pay. by timestamp · · Score: 1

    Why don't you just ask them for 6 months pay in advance? Then you can take a 6 month vacation when you get let go/fired/quit and you don't have to worry about the legal repercussions.

  174. In Ontario, Canada... by Synchis · · Score: 1

    This type of agreement is unenforceable. A friend of mine has a sister thats a lawyer specializing in labour and termination disputes. I asked this kind of question of her when I started employment at a new company and had some concerns about some of the terms of the NDA and non-compete. She told me that any terms of the agreement that extend beyond the term of employment are unenforceable.

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    1. Re:In Ontario, Canada... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This type of agreement is unenforceable. A friend of mine has a sister thats a lawyer specializing in labour and termination disputes. I asked this kind of question of her when I started employment at a new company and had some concerns about some of the terms of the NDA and non-compete. She told me that any terms of the agreement that extend beyond the term of employment are unenforceable.

      Not quite true. Go ask your lawyer friend again.

      Non-competes ARE enforceable in Ontario in a small minority of cases:

      1. if you are a senior person, and
      2. you are fairly compensated for your non-compete time, and
      3. the non-compete is limited in time, location, and type of work

      Further, non-compete payments are tax-free in Canada, which is why Conrad Black wanted non-compete payments when he sold his newspapers.

  175. How to Fight and Keep your Job by schmiddy · · Score: 1

    You're not the only one that's been faced with the prospect of swallowing the end result of some dumb/greedy corporate lawyers. You can "comply" with the agreement, if you have to, and possibly keep your job while showing them how idiotic the policy is — especially if you can convince some coworkers to do the same.

    Dear Ms. Tarzian

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  176. Ask a lawyer, but... by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1
    ... here is my free, layperson's advice (worth what it cost you). That language looks very enforceable to me. I wouldn't sign it without having my attorney review it with me. There is nothing wrong with approaching your employer with a list of changes that you want in the contract, or even asking additional compensation because of these restrictive clauses. When I came across some similar language in an employment agreement that would give my employer ownership of stuff I might write that had absolutely nothing to do with the industry I'm in. I spoke with them and got them to exclude the subject area in question.

    Questions I have about the language you have in there include:

    • What if they terminate you without cause (e.g., layoff)? I would want that covered, perhaps by a guarantee of six months' salary in the event of termination of any kind.
    • Where is the additional compensation? My understanding of contracts is that they involve an exchange of value. They hired you for a salary of X, without these restrictions, and now they want to continue paying you X and add these restrictions?

    If you think they will fire you for not signing it, get your resume together and start looking for a job. But whatever you do, spend a hundred bucks talking with a lawyer.

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  177. good topic by bostonbear · · Score: 1

    This is a very good question. I have some experience here...

    Years ago during the era of irrational exuberance I worked for a company very briefly before deciding I had made a mistake and resigned. In the exit interview they insisted I sign a newer, more restrictive non-compete agreement... and I mean they INSISTED. I declined but since they were freaking out over it I agreed to hire a laywer and have him advise me.

    Of course, the lawyer told me not to sign anything since I no longer worked for the company but I learned quite a bit. First off, in 19 years of doing software development I have never worked for a company that did not require me to sign one of these agreements. I did learn, however, that a non-compete agreement is about as enforcable as a pre-nuptual agreement. That is, it's a very, very gray area. As has been stated here, you can't enforce something in a contract that is illegal. For example, I signed the agreement here in MA... the agreement prevents me from working for competitors for a period of 12 months after I leave... and the term competitor is *always* left generic. Now here in MA, that's a gray area. You see, the state of MA has a law that prevents an employer from restricting my ability to be professionally employed in my field. See, more gray area. My lawyer told me it really depends on the specific situation and sometimes even what judge you get.

    My advice... sign it if you want a job... and if the company ever tries to enforce it, fight it to the full extent of the law! Don't assume the company is telling you the truth. Get a lawyer and FIGHT! Of course, after 19 years in the business, I have never had to fight one. The company that was trying to force me to sign a new agreement promptly dropped the subject after I consulted a lawyer. That should tell you something right there.

  178. I do agree with ask a lawyer by MistChild · · Score: 1

    Personally, I find this while "legal" tactic reprehensible. But, there is a lot of it around especially in the U.S. Every company wants to become a patent mill. :)

    What you will hear from the employers is "If you have an invention within 6 months after termination, you were probably working on it while employed" which, is bogus, especially if the employer was NOT paying you as a engineer or some other level that warrants this. I have seen a classic grab where, lets say (in a fully fabricated reality), the company produces music players and the former player invented a new kind of nipple for a baby bottle. The music player company tried to say that invention was of interest as they were considering licensing baby bottle patents as part of their business.

    One thing to ask for is that this clause be null and void if the company terminates you involuntarily, especially in the case of a layoff. (If they fire you for cause, you are in a bad place legally anyhow.)

    Non compete, though, is something that has held up. I am a consultant/contractor and often have to sign business contracts on the order that I will not try to drum independent business with that company's clients for 2-5 years after my contract terminates. In this case I ALWAYS get a rider to the contract that states that it does not apply to any business with which I have a previous relationship, and I have good records.

    Also, if you really like the current employer and don't want to jump ship as a way to get around this, ask for a negation clause. AND add that ANY invention is not developed on company time nor with company resources that also has no bearing on the companies CURRENT, at the time of conception or invention, be explicitly excluded and keep good records (including the trick of mailing yourself the initial and keeping the sealed envelope when you come up with an idea that might have future value to you.

    Lastly, I assume there in nothing in the original employment contract that implies they can force you to sign a new contract as a condition of employment.

    I have always thought it might be fun to line up a few of these companies, work for each 2-3 months, and come out with a patentable invention 2-3 months after the last employ and sit back and watch the fireworks.

  179. Flood them with useful inventions!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd send them maybe 10 inventions a day. Only takes 2 minutes, anyway.

    1. Method to sleep standing
    2. Algorithm to quickly rot eggs
    3. Method to pee the longest range
    4. Efficiently breathe with one nostril
    5. An enhanced ROT13 encryption scheme
    6. Identification of potential weak spots on toilet papers
    7. Algorithm to differentiate different brands of bottled water
    8. Making efficient frisbees out of DVDs
    9. Putting the most number of goldfishes in a fishtank
    10. Method to sleep with eyes open

    Do it for 30 straight days and see what they can do. After all, they ask for it.

  180. Sign It! It's unenforceable. by laika$chi · · Score: 1

    Post-employment non-compete agreements without any compensation are completely unenforceable. I'm not a lawyer, but I've talked to plenty on this very subject. I work in an industry with very stiff non-competes - When I left my last job, they made me sit out (not do any competing work) for 3 months. But they had to pay me for the privilege. And I could have given up the money and moved on sooner. And claiming rights to your post-employment inventions? Crazy. They'd have to fight your next employer, who has a MUCH better claim. So feel free to sign - it's a bogus agreement.

  181. just cross it out and replace by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just tightened the scope of mine to pertain to inventions created on company time, with company resources or directly related to the Company's core business. HR checked with the company attorney, who tweaked the language slightly and we agreed. No problem.

    This is just a case of their attorneys asking for everything and it's up to you to negotiate them down. However, IANAL.

  182. This applied to British Rail in the 1980s. by jackpot777 · · Score: 1
    I worked for a while through the rail sell-off in Britain, and had to sign a paper stating the same thing.

    I also signed the Official Secrets Act too, so for future reference: Jackpot, no rank, 777.

    It always puzzled me what exactly I would invent while selling One Day Travelcards to Aussie backpackers. Until I found out that BR had been messing with the mind of Shirley Maclaine / David Icke since 1973...

    We, BRITISH RAILWAYS BOARD, a public authority established under the provisions of the Transport Act 1962, of 222, Marylebone Road, London, N.W.l, do hereby declare the invention, for which we pray that a patent may be granted to us, and the method by which it is to be performed, to be particularly described in and by the following statement: -

    The present invention relates to a space vehicle. More particularly it relates to a power supply for a space vehicle which offers a source ofsustained thrust for the loss of a very small mass of fuel. Thus it would enable very high velocities to be attained in a space vehicle and in fact the prolonged acceleration of the vehicle may in some circumstances be used to simulate gravity.
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  183. Consideration... by GNaturist · · Score: 1

    ...is what the company gives you in return for things you give up. When you sign something new, new consideration is required.

    So I'd ask the question, what is my consideration for signing this? They can't say, "your job." You already have that. And to threaten you with being fired to get you to sign it is duress - which isn't legal.

    Personally I never sign anything I don't agree with, and certainly nothing that doesn't offer something in return.

    While over the years employers have taken issue with my stance, I've never lost a job because of it, and I frequently have gotten what I felt was fair and acceptable consideration in return.

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  184. Don't sign by dskoll · · Score: 1

    They can't make you sign something like that unless they offer some incentive like higher pay. And even then, if you refuse, it's very unlikely they can take punitive action. In most jurisdictions, the courts would severely frown on that.

  185. Yes, it is possible by pvera · · Score: 1

    In my first job as a civilian (ex Army here), my non-compete forbid me from working for another company doing the same specific work within a 50-mile radius and for 18 months. It was a planned move on their part, it was a satellite communications company in Virginia with just one competitor in the area. There was nothing that they could do to stop me from working for their competitor, but I would not be able do to for them the same kind of work for the first 18 months. This was perfectly legal, it was disclosed in my offer letter in very plain language.

    The funny thing is that one of those noncompetes actually saved me from a messy situation once. An ex employer reached out to me to get him out of some mess I would rather not get into. I was able to tell him that no, my noncompete in my new job forbid me from doing that kind of work for anyone within 50 miles. My previous employer was just 5 miles away, tough shit. I did invite them to call my current boss and see if he could fit the work in my schedule. That's the last I heard from them.

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  186. Just say "No" by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

    >"A. Employee shall promptly and fully disclose in writing to [Company] any inventions, improvements, discoveries, operating techniques, or "know-how", whether patentable or not (hereinafter referred to as "Inventions"), conceived or discovered by Employee, either solely or jointly with others, during the course of Employee's employment with [Company], or within six (6) months thereafter. "

    This means that you are granting them the rights (which you can't legally do) to stuff you create for a future employer for up to 6 months after you leave.

    Have they offered you a concomittant pay raise for changing the terms of your employment and making you unemployable for 6 months after you leave? Didn't think so.

    Tell them you can't sign it, and start looking for another job.

  187. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    Another good question is how enforceable is an employment contract after you are no longer an employee? If you agree to not hire anyone from company X during your employment for X and for one year thereafter, and then X fires you, is that employment contract still valid? I wouldn't think so (but then I am not a lawyer, and law doesn't subscribe to logic). I would think they would have to ask you to sign another agreement stating that you will not hire from their pool, and I suspect that there would be nothing they could do except offer you money to get you to sign it.

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  188. Asking legal advice on Slashdot? by johnwbyrd · · Score: 1

    Okay, there are several things broken here.

    First, you yourself need to develop an opinion as to whether this type of deal is tenable in your situation. If you are an enterpreneurial type, you may be building cool tech in your garage and this type of IP agreement would apply to your whizbang secret garage toys. However, you may not have that bug, and you may not be thinking of building a whizbang in your garage. If the latter applies, then maybe you don't care about those rights, and ergo you would have no problem signing them over. Six hundred monkeys on Slashdot are not going to tell you how you yourself feel. If the former situation applies, think about a Plan B -- quitting and working somewhere else, taking a pay cut, negotiating a different contract, etc.

    Second, you are asking for legal advice on Slashdot. This is exactly the wrong place to go for opinions of legal or medical significance. There are guaranteed to be zero doctors or lawyers reading Slashdot at any given time. Fork over the $300 or so that it would take a lawyer to explain your options to you.

  189. Time for some social engineering? by Bud · · Score: 1

    Assuming that you enjoy your current job and are willing to fight this, you should try social engineering. Apparently some people in the company are trying to bully you into signing over your copyrights. The way to handle this is to bring it out into the open and make the bully the laughing stock.

    Discuss the agreement with your colleagues over coffee and/or lunch. Collect a bunch of alpha geeks and other thought leaders among your co-workers. As the representatives for a group of outraged employees (i.e. yourselves, unless the whole department is outraged), brainstorm some tricky questions and schedule a meeting with the guy who tries to enforce the agreement. Then walk in to his room, sit down and start asking tricky/stupid/self-evident questions. Some ideas:

    "My lawyer thinks that the only situation where a non-compete agreement would be useful, is when a former employee is actually engaged in competition with his ex-employer. Why doesn't this non-compete agreement mention anything about competition?"

    "I do ${creative_hobby} in my spare time. Every now and then I make something worthwhile and sell it. Under this agreement, how do you propose I re-license my designs from you? What's the company's normal licensing policies? I mean, I probably need to raise my prices, can we negotiate a percentage for this deal?" -- "So you say that the company would never actually make claims on IP that is outside it's business area? Very good, I'll draft a new agreement that actually says so and we'll continue the discussion from there."

    "Have you read this agreement? Would you sign it yourself?" (If he's stupid enough to actually do it, make sure his boss receives the signed document. It doesn't mean YOU have to sign anything.)

    "Let's talk about our current agreement and the differences to the new agreement. The current agreement is BILATERAL, stating that intellectual property an employee creates during working hours [or something, better verify this!] becomes company property, and in compensation the employee receives a monthly salary plus certain bonuses. Right? Now this new agreement is very UNILATERAL, giving the company additional rights. What is your plan for giving the employees appropriate compensation?" Note that the agreement actually gives the company ALL rights the employee may have to ANY intellectual property. They are essentially buying your life. Also note that the less free time you have, the more valuable that time is for you and the less likely you are to sell it for money. The last free hour would therefore cost a lot.

    "You say that this kind of agreement is common in the industry. As a matter of fact, this is the first time I've seen anything like this, and neither has anyone I've talked with (including all of Slashdot). But surely you have several examples on hand, so just point out another large company that requires employees to sign a similar all-compassing agreement, and we will be happy to continue the discussion."

    "You say that people who want to continue working here must sign the agreement? Let's think about this for a moment. People have two choices, they can either sign or quit. I'm quite sure that top performers are able to find new jobs more easily than low performers, and they are also more likely to read and understand the new contract. My conclusion is that on average, top performers are less likely to quit while low performers are more likely to sign. Right? Mr. Alpha Nerd and Mr. Thought Leader, what are your thoughts on this?"

    "You say that this is how it is and to stop complaining about it. Well, until the agreement is signed, this is pure fantasy and speculation. In order for people to join your fantasy, you need to use either carrots or sticks. We already established that if you try the stick, the best people will refuse and quit. Now bring out the carrots!"

    You get the idea. Any reasonable manager would see the light after the first question.

    --Bud

  190. You're under no obligation to sign by Kagato · · Score: 1

    First, you don't have to sign. So don't. Second, try to communicate the fact that you won't sign in email. If they threaten your job in writing, in most states, you'll have hit the jackpot. Don't quit over this. Let them make the move.

    I've worked for companies that have tried to change employment agreements. Usually it involves trying to get employees to sign away their rights to sue. In any case, the companies were never able to fire the employees. At most they would move them into position they didn't like to try to make them quit. Usually they would drop the issue and let it quietly go away.

    IANAL, YMMV.

  191. Would probably fail in UK law by AlecC · · Score: 1

    Some years ago, my employers found out that (a) if a clause in an employment is found to be unreasonable, the clause is simple wiped out, not set to whatever is decided to be reasonable and (b) that most of the non-compete and patent-assignment in their current contract would be regarded as unreasonable. Therefore, in effect, they had no such clauses if an employee chose to argue about it. They therefore hastily drew up a new contract taking legal advice as to what would be regarded by courts as reasonable. The resultant contract was much more lenient.

    If I invent something not directly associated with my current project, I have to give them first refusal to develop it, but if they don't take it up, they retain no rights. The have not rights over inventions I make after I leave - unless, of course, they can show that I was working on them before I left.

    I only have a three month "no compete" over projects which would complete directly with equipment that I have been working on. So I can go straight to another company that makes competing equipment provided that I don't work on that equipment for three months.

    Those requirements are actually less restrictive than my own sense of fair play, so I have no problem with them. Other UK workers might be interested; obviously it is different elesewhere. And, as always, IANAL.

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  192. I would have modded you up.. but then I thought.. by arthur5005 · · Score: 1
    I full heartedly agree. I'm of the opinion that most of our culture is socially constructed, as specially in many areas of gender. Gender roles change continuously, historically proven time after time. Assuming that everyone on here is male is false by fact. One's trying to defend opinions that it's 'safe' to assume such on this forum only look to exacerbate the problem.

    Yes, we know the heavy majority of readers here are male, byproduct of the culture imho.

    By your reasoning, no change of widespread bigotry should ever happen. If a group is being discriminated against because 95% of the population is racist, obviously they should expect that behaviour and stop complaining about it. You know, rather than trying to solve the problem.
    Ok, the analogy is a little extreme, in fact, it's a bit off. We're not denying anyone rights, and this certainly can't be called hate speech or discrimination. She was also modded up, indicating that her comments were well received. It was an honest mistake to begin with, the only problem was denying it ever was a mistake. It just breeds a 'subtle' stench of gender exclusivity that I don't think the Slashdot community really needs, it probably comes from their hollow egos being shattered by a girl ;). Honestly, you're just discouraging minorities to participate by not acknowledging their existence, or by denigrating their identity. Who knew you needed a sex-change to post on Slashdot! News for Egocentric White Male Nerds, Stuff that Matters... (to them). On topic: She's made a phenomenal point, at the end of the day, you just have to put food on the table for your family, it doesn't matter where you are in the world, rights mean nothing if your country doesn't have the means to support them. In Corporate America sure, there's money, opportunity, but competition is cutthroat, and that's likely just a symptom of the system.
  193. sign'n'spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The silly sods will never know what hit em. Spam em with every stupid idea you or your cat comes up with. Never mind lack of originality, usefullness or decency, thats for them to decide right? In any given day you should be able to report as many "inventions" as you can bother to write down.

    For instance:

    If you find that adding two pinches of salt to your pasta in stead of one is better, write it up.
    If you find that adding two pinches of salt to your pasta in stead of one is worse, write it up.
    If you find that adding two pinches of salt to your pasta in stead of one is about the same, write it up.
    If you think about adding two pinches of salt to your pasta irregardles of quality, write it up.

  194. gender-neutral pronouns by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    >Maybe people should just realize that "he" is the gender-neutral pronoun in English!

    Yeah, because "Man is an unusual mammal because his breasts are much larger in proportion to his size than other mammals" makes *perfect* sense.

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    1. Re:gender-neutral pronouns by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      >Yeah, because "Man is an unusual mammal because his breasts are much larger in proportion to his size than other mammals" makes *perfect* sense.

      I'd say yes. Been to the beach lately? Scary.

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    2. Re:gender-neutral pronouns by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, because "Man is an unusual mammal because his breasts are much larger in proportion to his size than other mammals" makes *perfect* sense.

      You have obviously never met an American.

    3. Re:gender-neutral pronouns by iamacat · · Score: 1

      If your statement is correct if taken as gender-neutral, you are perfectly justified in using "man", "he" and "his".

      Man is an unusual mammal because his brain is much larger in proportion to his size than other mammals.

      Just try to rephrase this in a politically correct way without using Latin species names.

  195. I love IT. But I can't work in IT by tompaulco · · Score: 0

    I've been in love with technology since I first started programming on my TRS-80 CoCo in 4th grade. I've written hundreds of thousands of lines of code for the sheer enjoyment of it. I've worked in IT as a programmer, a system administrator, a Database Administrator, IT Management, Datawarehousing, and many other roles. I've made and/or saved companies hundreds of millions of dollars during my career. However, with each passing day, I find IT less and less of a rewarding area in which to work. Employment contracts that force you to give up rights or be fired, diminishing benefits, diminishing salaries, no cost-of-living adjustments, no pay for overtime. Overtime required or you're fired. All of these things added up have managed to destroy what used to be my greatest desire: To work on exciting new technology; to create; to invent; to surmount obstacles; to overcome through the power of technology. Now my main focus is to get enough rental income so that I can get out of the business. Are you hearing what I am saying? I LOVE IT and technology, I want to be creative and solve problems, but the IT business world has crushed my dreams such that my strongest desire now is to GET OUT and do RENTALS. What a waste of my passion and abilities. But I can't take the demoralizing, crushing BS any longer.

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  196. Depends on your state law and common law by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Never sign anything without asking a lawyer. These things are far more complicated that you would think. (I was married to a lawyer and I studied military law so I know enough, to know that I know nothing).

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  197. Too broad of a non-compete by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is beyond a non-compete, it's an intellectual property grab. They have some real interest in preventing you from coming up with a great idea at their company, using their inside knowledge, your colleagues, resource, market knowledge, etc. and deciding to go off on your own to do it rather than work with them.

    But this can create legal problems if you quit and go work for a competitor. I would only sign something that pertains to inventions made while employed by them that are reasonably related to the current business activities of the company.

    Under this for instance, you could have a great idea, pursue it at your company, have it shot down and be unable to go somewhere else to develop the idea.

  198. Fair is Fair by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Are they willing to pay you for those 6 months when you can't work in your field otherwise?

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  199. Something's amiss at the Circle K by GlobalMind · · Score: 1

    Yea there are definately issues depending on what state/province/country you're in.

    The way I look at it, if I create something during the normal course of doing my job then OK I can see that work being owned by the company. I believe the next thing though is that the employee should get some kind of payment for said invention if the company profits from it. I seem to recall that's how things worked at IBM some time back and at Bell Labs, but I could be wrong there.

    What I have an issue with here is the notion that I don't own what I create for my own edification outside of the workplace with no tie to the company I work for. If I created, on my own time at home, the next great spatula, my company should not own my new spatula invention.

  200. for the last time litteral meanings don't mater. by arthur5005 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Dictionary.com

    --Usage note Traditionally, the masculine singular pronouns he1, his, and him have been used generically to refer to indefinite pronouns like anyone, everyone, and someone (Everyone who agrees should raise his right hand) and to singular nouns that can be applied to either sex (painter, parent, person, teacher, writer, etc.): Every writer knows that his first book is not likely to be a bestseller. This generic use is often criticized as sexist, although many speakers and writers continue the practice.

    .. you know. In cultural studies (and on a level of common sense), we say that it's not really important what the meaning of the word is literally, or how ever you take it to be. We'd rather like to talk about the meaning of that word in contextual maps; focusing on how people convey meaning when speaking to one another. Take for example, people from two different dialects trying to communicate for the first time, can be quite confusing when the meaning of the exact same word, in the exact same language has been changed completely.

    So it's one god damn word, the most basic pronoun in the English language, and I don't know about you, when I learned it, 20 some years ago, they told me it described someone with a penis. It's a pronoun to describe a male, that's how people understand it. If you disagree I'd advise you to go to a local strip club or red light, and refer to the 'working woman' by the male pronoun all night. Call her 'he'. Sometimes you might get lucky, but most of the time that should settle things. ;)
  201. Not terribly unreasonable... by pyrr · · Score: 1

    NCAs are pretty commonplace. IANAL, but I don't think I'd sweat it too much, you'd think it would go pretty much without saying, but the primary purpose of these is to make sure folks don't use the employer's resources and accumulated knowledge to either start a rival business using their proprietary information, or to help a competitor gain an advantage in what would amount to industrial espionage. I highly doubt any employer would go after one of their employees for doing some unrelated work on the side, but would have a pretty big problem if an employee was double-dipping by bringing that work into the office to "catch-up". There's also the common element of the company "owning" all inventions an employee conceives while working for them, I suspect it would be hard (if not impossible) to assert ownership of any innovations that were completely unrelated and weren't conceived of using the employer's resources. Again, this is to make sure that if an employee has a brilliant flash of an idea while working, that he can't just quit and go into business for himself, or even just hold good ideas relating to the job and not feed them back into the system for product or process improvement. A few months' lag time helps ensure that the employee's knowledge of proprietary projects will be largely obsolete by the time they're eligible to hire on with a competitor, and the employer would likely only know about and pursue a remedy under an NCA if something egregious happened. I highly doubt they would waste resources spying on former employees' current situations unless they had reason to believe someone was not only violating the NCA, but sharing secrets with a rival (even something like sharing a product rollout timetable or projects that they were developing).

  202. You should never sign an employer's contract by Trollvalds · · Score: 1

    talk to a lawyer about writing one of your own contract for employment and have the employer sign it. One that give you rights to your own inventions and not have non-compete clauses in it should you leave the company. When employer hire middle to upper management they have different employment contract, borrow idea from them for a golden parachute for $1 million should you be terminated or downsized from the company. That my best advice for you, America and Canada have funny way to treat employees, unlike Finland.

  203. If lawyers are getting involved... by defile · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: IANAL;

    The law is kind of irrelevant if you're never going to take it to court. And the only reason you'd take it to court is if there's money involved (or if your former employer has a policy of prosecuting every sleight and damn the expense).

    If there IS big money involved, you can be somewhat comforted by:

    a) Non-competes don't have a good history of being enforced in the first place (but variations exist between states).
    b) The law tends to frown upon asking an employee to sign a new non-compete after they've already started working somewhere. It's tantamount to firing someone without cause (again, varies between states).
    c) If you're a highly sought after talent you can ask future employer to indemnify you against the liability.
    d) If your current employer fires you all bets regarding labor agreements you've signed are off. My opinion is that they've acted in bad faith regarding your employment agreement so you can render all agreements null and void, but what actually flies in court is that they cannot deny you an opportunity to earn a living.

  204. You Can Change It by wannasleep · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't sign it. If you want to, remember that any contract can be changed before it is signed. So, you can tell your employer "I would make changes X and Y" and they can change it. You can even strike sections you don't like with a pen before signing it. As long as the other company is ok, you are good.

  205. Mostly good advice here, methinks by AWhistler · · Score: 1

    As it was explained to me when I asked about signing just such a NC agreement...

    1. In a right-to-work state, they cannot keep you from working any gainful employment. And in order to get gainful employment, you need to have expertise in the field, which you also needed to get the job you're in.

    2. This company was probably burned by an employee quitting and directly competing with an idea they got from that company, using "trade secrets" they learned while there. They can word a better NC agreement that doesn't restrict you so much. The one post I read about agreeing to pull out of common bids for a year is a good example.

    3. Many companies have learned to work around NC agreements, by hiring you "provisionally", and assigning you good work that doesn't involve deep proprietary information for the period you're bound to.

    So while it's largely unenforceable anyway, companies know how to work around the gray areas. So if you want to work at your current company, sign it or keep putting the company off like the other post on using the bureaucracy against itself. If you think you can find another job quickly, simply refuse to sign and dare them to fire you (it costs a lot of money to find a replacement). If you think you'll be competing against them *directly* in the future, then refuse to sign it, or sign it and be aware that you'll have to take more than the NC period to start competing. If you think you will be working in a similar field that doesn't directly compete (a HUGE employment pool, relatively), then sign it, or delay (this is the path I took), and let them worry about enforcing it later.

    One caveat is that I didn't have to tell them every time I had an inventive bowel movement.

    YMMV, IANAL, etc.

  206. Better this than the opposite by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Better this than the opposite mentality. The last job that I worked for (Parks Medical, Inc. in Aloha, Oregon) enforced a complete company-wide ban on any creative ideas that any employee might have had for any improvement in the company operations.
    They were absolutely committed to 1970's technology to the point where they would search to the remotest corners for old 74LS and CD4000 series discrete gate logic chips. Their designs had capacitors and resistors hanging off CD4000-type gates and feeding back. Going off a circuit board across a backplane bus to access a single unused inverter gate in a distant part of the circuit. All sorts of weirdness and madness. They had lost all the original designers (who didn't leave comprehensive notes or documentation) and had only one or two people in a company of 100 who had any idea of how the circuitry worked.

      I was put on probation when I tried to implement a $5 DSP microcontroller that would replace a $500 board filled with 555 timers and TTL chips. And I designed and documented my board on my own time after hours.

      I was finally fired after having had implemented a tiny script in MS Access that would allow me to avoid copying long strings of 12 to 15 digit numbers by hand onto pre-printed calibration forms.

      So if you work for a company that even acknowledges the possibility that their employees might have the brains and talent to make the company run more profitably, then you should consider yourself lucky. After all, you can always get a lawyer to arbitrate and resolve any implementation of the ideas that you might have.

        Believe me, there a lots of worse situations out there.

    1. Re:Better this than the opposite by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      Forgive me for replying like this, but I'm just having a really hard time believing that any company could be THAT backward. If true, that would be the most oppressive "product prevention department" that's ever existed.

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      The Digital Sorceress
  207. The non-compete game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had the joy of paying to get out of a non-compete agreement, so here are some advice of lessons learned:

    -The [Company] must clearly define what their business is. And all IP, inventions, etc should only apply to the "business definition".
    -The [Company] must clearly define the geographical region where they conduct business, if global is the answer, then that is not acceptable.
    -Don't do the competitor clause, use a client/distributor don't touch list (which only applies to the geographical region). Company has a listing of active clients that you are not allowed to poach for the 6-12 months post.

    The whole purpose to a non-compete agreement is so that you don't use the skills and resources you have with your current employeer to divert income away from them.

    If they don't make money selling cookbooks, then they have should have no rights to the cookbook you are writing on your own time, with your own resources.

    Remember your name is Kunta Kinte not Toby.

  208. Non-compete "agreements" by woboyle · · Score: 1

    One of my previous employers wanted me to sign such an agreement when I was getting RIF'd, in order to get my last paycheck (talk about sleazy!). I refused without sufficient changes, unless they wanted to continue paying my salary for the time limits in the agreement (a year in my case). We finally made some compromises that made the agreement acceptable to me. In your case, if you don't want to speak with a lawyer initially, determine what you would be comfortable with, including any compensation that may be reasonable for the rights they are asking you to give up. Usually the need to pay for their egregious behavior will help mitigate their demands. If they won't compromise to a situation you do feel comfortable with, then by all means see a lawyer - one with a lot of labor rights experience.

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    1. Re:Non-compete "agreements" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If he was withholding your last pay cheque (and you'd already done the work) you were being forced to sign something under duress, which in certain cases can make it null and void. You'd also have basis to take him to small claims to recover monies owed, and or start insolvency proceedings against him/the company (inability or refusal to pay salaries is one of the checkmarks for being insolvent.)

  209. A few important points by cdrguru · · Score: 1
    1. Never, ever believe you can fight a non-compete agreement. You can't. Your new or prospective employer isn't going to value you so much as to agree to sign on to a legal battle that will drag them into court.
    2. Yes, most companies aren't going to fight you over it unless you do something really stupid. Stupid is intentionally going to a competitor with lots of "ideas" that you came up with from working on similar stuff. Most companies will refuse to talk to you when they here this because they know it will get them sued not just you. But for someone even stupider than the employee trying it, take some advice. It doesn't work.
    3. Assignment of inventions is getting pretty standard after a number of companies got burned by this. Burned so badly I believe it is used as an example in Contracts class in law school. No, you aren't going to be able to keep working somewhere and not sign something. Can you trim the term down? Maybe. Can you get some consideration for an assigned patent? Absolutely.

    I didn't see any non-compete terms in what the original poster had, just patent assignment. So what is all this nonsense about lengthy and restrictive non-compete terms?

    1. Re:A few important points by russotto · · Score: 1

      Never, ever believe you can fight a non-compete agreement. You can't. Your new or prospective employer isn't going to value you so much as to agree to sign on to a legal battle that will drag them into court.


      Really? Last company I worked for did just that with respect to some employees. The previous employer -- a direct competitor -- had closed their office down and these employees refused an offer to move to a new location (over 100 miles away). My employer picked them up, _knowing_ they were subject to non-compete agreements. And got sued by the previous employer. And the non-compete was not upheld (I don't know the legal reasons why).
  210. Wise Move by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Every time this issue comes up, you get hundreds of armchair lawyers saying, "Oh, just sign it, it isn't enforceable, anyway."

    Well, the fact of the matter is you'll never know what is enforceable or not until you pay some lawyer $10,000.00 for the privilege of arguing it in front of a judge, and even then, you never know what will happen on any given day in court. The judge could enforce the agreement (you did, after all, sign it), he could modify it so it conforms with state law (well, you intended to agree to this, but it doesn't quite conform to state law, so here I'll modify it for you so it conforms... you're still on the hook for some, but not all, of what you agreed to), or he could toss it outright.

    But you never know what is going to happen, and especially if you get some compensation in return for signing the agreement, you should NOT count on a judge simply tossing it. Judges hate to give a party something for nothing, and if the judge gets it in his head that you signed the agreement with your fingers crossed (under the impression that the judge will someday invalidate the agreement), the judge will not be amused.

    So you did the right thing consulting a lawyer. Good luck with whatever you decide to do!

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    1. Re:Wise Move by nomadic · · Score: 1

      Well, the fact of the matter is you'll never know what is enforceable or not until you pay some lawyer $10,000.00 for the privilege of arguing it in front of a judge, and even then, you never know what will happen on any given day in court. The judge could enforce the agreement (you did, after all, sign it), he could modify it so it conforms with state law (well, you intended to agree to this, but it doesn't quite conform to state law, so here I'll modify it for you so it conforms... you're still on the hook for some, but not all, of what you agreed to), or he could toss it outright.

      The second to last thing is definitely a possibility in my state; judges are empowered to modify non-compete clauses in contracts to conform with the relevant statute.

    2. Re:Wise Move by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      There are two other points as well, beyond the scope of legal advice (IANAL, TINLA, etc, and I am not even addressing legal issues here).

      The first is that contracts like this are at least a symptom of an employer's approach to employees. This means, bailing on the company as quickly as possible. As an employee, you probably don't want to be in a position where the employer demands these things.

      Secondly, one of the serious issues you have here is that some areas are clearly unenforcible but the goal may be to have a pretense to legally threaten your next employer. In short it doesn't have to be legally enforcible to make your life difficult (as in very hard to find another job).

      Of course it is also possible that this is an honest mistake-- that someone decided that this would make a good clause without thinking through the ramifications. In that case, you may want to try to open a rational dialog about what is being asked of you in the contract and see i you can get it changed.

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    3. Re:Wise Move by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Or how about this?

      Plaintiff argues that firm acted on the agreement that defendant signed in bad faith (with knowledge that agreement would be invalidated). Plaintiff claims to have paid defendant extra compensation in exchange for the right to defendant's future inventions.

      Defendant didn't complain when he was getting all that extra compensation over the years, but when it came time to uphold his end of the bargain, defendant went running to the courts for relief. What's to stop the judge from agreeing with plaintiff's position and ordering defendant to pay back to the firm a percentage of his compensation? Especially if plaintiff is able to convince the judge that employee acted in bad faith?

      I'm pretty sure even California law would allow that.

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    4. Re:Wise Move by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Secondly, one of the serious issues you have here is that some areas are clearly unenforcible but the goal may be to have a pretense to legally threaten your next employer. It's even worse if you're trying to market that new invention that your previous employer is claiming IP over.

      Who is going to buy a product that is tied up in an IP dispute?
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  211. Come over to Europe to work by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

    Employees have rights here :) Non compete on termination of contracts are ILLEGAL and against HUMAN RIGHTS directives. You have a right to earn a living.

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    1. Re:Come over to Europe to work by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      No one is saying he can't go flip burgers at McDonalds. I mean, you're way of doing things in the EU is nice, but the overall entitlement vibe I get, will only hasten your fall.

    2. Re:Come over to Europe to work by wintermute42 · · Score: 1

      As I understand it, because of the high unemployment in many European Union countries, it is very difficult for a citizen of a country outside the EU (e.g., a US citizen) to get a job in an EU country. The exceptions seem to be jobs that cannot be filled from within the country. Unfortunately software engineering no longer seems to be an area where there is a shortage (despite what the industry in the US claims to justify H1-B visas).

    3. Re:Come over to Europe to work by JackMeyhoff · · Score: 1

      Bullshit, there is no problem getting a job in Europe if you are not from there.

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  212. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by triclipse · · Score: 1

    I find it interesting that your post is about how a law is limiting a company's right to shit on its employees and then your sig is advertising for a guy who wants to get rid of all that.

    You are probably just trolling, but I didn't write the law, nor did I say that I support the law. I was just stating what the law is. But as another poster said, Ron Paul would respect the right of the states to govern themselves according to the Constitution.

    I disagree with a lot of what California's socialist legislature does, but given the state of the Union, my first duty is to get the feds out of what my state is doing, whether or not I disagree with my state. Then I can deal with my state.

    Ninth Amendment:

    The enumeration in the Constitution, of certain rights, shall not be construed to deny or disparage others retained by the people.

    Tenth Amendment:

    The powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people.

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  213. Check it out for yourself by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Check it out for yourself. Their website is www.parksmed.com. Behind the painted beige pressed sheet metal exterior and the off-the-shelf components like monitors and paper recorders, there is nothing but board after board of 1970's TTL circuitry, coated with hundreds of resistor-capacitor combinations. No one knows how the circuitry works and the schematics on file don't match the boards.

        Whenever a chip maker changes the internal design of a simple flip-flop or 4000-CMOS counter chip, the circuitry fails. Then they go searching frantically on the web to any distant third-world warehouse that might have a couple of tubes of the old chips lying around. Failing that, they remove the functionality that the chip provided and bring out a new model.

        The owner is well-known in Oregon for giving millions of dollars to demented ultra-conservative political crusades. Meanwhile, back in the factory, the technicians can't even get common basic 1990s-level tools like vacuum desoldering stations. We were expected to use hand-pump $15 solder suckers to remove 40-pin ICs from non-functioning circuit boards.

        Yes, it is that bad. If you work for a company that even acknowledges the possibility that you could contribute something to improving their bottom line, consider yourself lucky. Most companies are very reluctant to accept any constructive input from employees.

        Dilbert isn't a comic, it's a documentary.

  214. simple solution? by MisterMoney · · Score: 1

    FTFC - C. [Company] shall be the sole judge as to whether the Inventions are related to or useful in connection with any aspect of the business of [Company] as earned on or contemplated at the time the Invention is made and as to whether patent applications should be filed in the United States or in foreign countries.


    go to your boss with *EVERY* bad idea you can think of. set up a meeting for each one. tell them you didn't know for sure if this would be related to or useful to the company and wanted to let them decide. keep doing this until they tell you to stop wasting their time. profit?

    1. Re:simple solution? by wpiman · · Score: 1
      Awesome comment. I am an engineering who just finished a law class. Here is what I know.

      If you are in California (and some other states, but especially California), non competes are not really enforced. Unless you sold a company and promised not to open a competing business, you are pretty much in the clear. It is bad for the public good if people are not allowed to work.

      Opening up a new company is good for the economy, and encouraged. In Cali, a lot of people credit the law that the California tech economy.

      Also, I believe to amend a contract, they need to offer you something in return, called consideration. If they just want you to sign a new contract and not offer you anything, not so sure that will stick.

      Also, non competes must be ancillary to other agreements. They just can't be on their own. Really, the only reason for one is to protect IP, all other reasons don't fly in court.

  215. Forget to sign it by booch · · Score: 1

    Here's my advice on bad contracts that employers ask you to sign.

    First, don't sign it right away. Take it home to spend some time reading it. At home, scratch out any clause that you don't agree to, and initial the strike-outs.

    When / if they ask you to turn in the contract, tell them that it's at home, and you need to take it to your lawyer. Keep stalling, and they'll probably forget about it.

    If they demand that you return the contract, turn it in with the stricken clauses. Most likely, they will not notice them, since they're in a hurry to get the contract back and into the pile. I've had people argue that striking the clauses is not enforceable if the company did not get to review them. But that's a ridiculous claim -- the company does not have a signed contract without the strike-outs, and could/should have reviewed them when you returned it to them.

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    1. Re:Forget to sign it by AuMatar · · Score: 1

      A contract with just your initials by the strikeouts will have no legal value- you'd both need to initial it. Otherwise you're right- there's no contract.

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    2. Re:Forget to sign it by ApproachingLinux · · Score: 2, Interesting

      and if its multi-page, what stops them from replacing a page with strikeouts with a copy of the original page without strikeouts. or a different page altogether.

    3. Re:Forget to sign it by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

      At home, scratch out any clause that you don't agree to, and initial the strike-outs.

      Asking out of ignorance: is there any reason why you couldn't re-type the contract to be favorable to yourself and turned in the altered version, so long as you absolutely do not represent it as the copy they handed you?

      Along those lines, is there any way to prove that a given contract is actually the one you signed, short of initialing every page and getting them to do the same, then giving both parties photocopies?

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    4. Re:Forget to sign it by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Law maybe?
      Changing a signed contract after the fact *must* be highly illegal.
      There's of course the problem for proving that *your* copy of the contract isn't the one edited afterwards.
      Maybe have a lawyer witness the signed contracts before turning one copy in?

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    5. Re:Forget to sign it by ApproachingLinux · · Score: 1

      My point exactly. How does anyone know which copy was the one that was signed. Assuming of course that the individual even bothered to kept a copy themselves. Most people probably don't even bother to keep copies of stuff like that. I've seen paperwork where the signature page just happens to be alone (or nearly alone) on a separate page. Talk about opportunities for mischief.

    6. Re:Forget to sign it by booch · · Score: 1

      A contract with just your initials by the strikeouts will have no legal value- you'd both need to initial it. Otherwise you're right- there's no contract. Which is exactly what the original poster was trying to achieve.
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  216. I did ask a lawyer by cumin · · Score: 1

    I was in the enviable position of having a lawyer already on retainer, and got him to draft an addendum indicating that only IP specifically related to company business would belong to them. The company refused to accept it with the addendum. So much for ask you lawyer, what they meant was "ask your lawyer if it is worth getting fired over."

    Eventually, after about a year, their lawyer came back seeming shocked that they wanted to keep me after so long without signing, and "clarified" that their contract would not extend to IP not related to the company's business. I signed at that point, but by then I'd already gone most of the way to finding my next job. They didn't just lose me over it either, it was like all the smart rats jumped ship and the sheep stayed. I was the only one out of hundreds of employees though that was willing to lose my job over it. There might be strength in numbers, but don't count on it.

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  217. it may be ok to sign BS by bzipitidoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First off, I believe such a clause is unreasonable.

    IANAL, so check carefully first. But I wonder about signing anyway, knowing that the objectionable clauses are unenforceable, and then doing as you please. They do try to put such crap in there. "Yes I will hand over any invention I make for up to 6 months after this job ends", and then the instant it ends, you don't. They can't stop you. You may not even invent something related to their business in the time frame, so the whole issue may be moot. If you do invent something, you may be able to wait out the 6 months. And they may not even find out. If they find out and it hasn't been 6 months, they may do nothing. If they do something, it may be nothing more than empty threats, trying to scare something out of you, as they may know they have no ground to stand on. If they are deluded and actually follow through on threats to sue, then I don't know what will happen-- get thrown out of court right away? Lose horribly? Or, could they actually win?

    But, much better to refuse to sign. Don't want a reputation as someone who break contracts no matter how unconscionable. Really, be ready to walk. Demand the contract be changed, and if they refuse, walk. That should always be an option in such negotiations, and the other side has to know it is an option. Also they should know that's not a bluff, but that's harder. Some people are pretty pig-headed about that-- can't be convinced it's real and not a bluff until the trigger is pulled. (There are businesses that feel such "ability" is undesirable in their employees, and will then not want you around just for that. Some get really hung up on that "soft skill". Run, don't walk, away from those sorts.) But that this "should I sign" question is being asked at all suggests a difficult position-- you can't walk. This is also bad in other ways. The fact that you didn't immediately reject it might suggest to them that they can ride you hard, lean on you, walk all over you, and so it may be only a matter of time before another, worse demand is pushed.

    Myself, I tend to not like to even negotiate with a business that tries such crap, and am likely to walk right there depending on if I feel this is the way they do business, or this is just a rare stupid mistake on their part and they aren't normally like that. If it is the way they are, then they'll keep right on pushing, trying to slip something in, and you've always got to watch your back. I want to concentrate on technical problems, not sweat over how my employer is trying to cheat me this month and whether I missed it and am about to be taken, and I will just walk in that case. Bad enough wrestling with credit card companies, phone companies, cable companies, ISPs, health insurance providers, and such ilk. Sure don't need any more worries. It's not much of a job if there's no trust, and the relationship is adversarial.

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  218. Almost everything is negotiable. by zorkmid · · Score: 1

    I usually tell them that they can either strike the non-compete clause or amend it to state that they'll pay me severance greater than or equal to the length of the non-compete or it's void. Intellectual property that I dream up independent of a company project is mine. Period.

    1. Re:Almost everything is negotiable. by Corson · · Score: 1

      yes, but only if you have the leverage for negotiation.

  219. Really? Agilent? by yooy · · Score: 1

    "A friend of mine had to sign one in order to start work at Agilent" I did not know that Agilent actually pays for work. Always thought they just like to screw people over. But wait. You actually said he started to work there, not that he got paid... "They can't really 'own' you, but because they own any ideas you come up with during your time at the company, they can screw you for any derivations on your previous work." Agilent will screw you anyway. Just avoid these scumbags. YOOY

  220. Worker and Employer rights by The+Monster · · Score: 1

    workers actually have some rights. . . . In my state (Massachusetts) pretty much the only rights you have are these:

    4) The right to quit a job without notice

    No right to severance, regardless of length of employ. No right to appeal a termination. No right to notice of a termination. Around here they don't even have to give a reason for firing you.

    You can quit a job, without notice, without giving a reason, and the employer has no right to appeal your decision to quit. And somehow you think it's unfair that the employer has the same right to terminate the relationship? Why is that, exactly?
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    1. Re:Worker and Employer rights by Arterion · · Score: 1

      Because you "earn" a number of things other than your salary. Vacation days, other time off, benefits, insurance, retirement pay, bonuses, and all sorts of stuff. Those are part of the remuneration for working for that employer. However, your employer can dick you out of all them if it wants to, even if you've already "earned" them. An employee can decide not to come in ever again, but usually, a company doesn't run in such a way that a single employee quitting ruins their business. An employee, however, usually only have on job that pays the bills. So if that employer decided to let you go with no notice, the individual is often totally fucked.

      Things being equal doesn't always mean things are fair, and this is one of those cases.

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    2. Re:Worker and Employer rights by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Because its very unlikely that my leaving will ruin the company, but my being terminated unexpectely may well ruin my life, even if for a time?

  221. Re:I would have modded you up.. but then I thought by optikSmoke · · Score: 1

    Ok, the analogy is a little extreme

    Haha, I can't deny it.

  222. Just a piece of trivia about gender and English by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He and She are entirely etomologically different. Her and Him are from the same root as He, however

    In Old English, the pronoun which creates he is:

    Masculine: He (Nominative), Hine (Accusitive), His (Genitive), Him (Dative)-- note that it is the dative (indirect object) rahte rthan the accusative (direct object) form which becomes the subjective in Modern English.
    Neuter: Hit (Nomintive), Hit (Accusative), His (Genitive), Him (Dative)
    Femenine: Heo (Nominative, would have become Hee in Modern English had it survived), Hie (Accusative), Hire (Genitive), Hire (Dative).

    I suspect that the generic masculine was a new concept in Middle English, but I have not read enough Old English yet to say for sure. Major reasons are that gender-neutral words like "Man" replaced gender-secific words like 'were' (male human, preserved in werewolf). Similarly the Old English word 'Wif' (meaning woman) becomes both wiman (-> Woman) and wife, but one could also argue the other way too.

  223. Alternate view by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    I don't think WWII was the issue. The fact is that if you go back before the industrial revolution, you will find that whole sectors of the economy ran on women's work. These included making textiles, for example. Women were (and still are) very much involved in farm labor, and worked hard (till do). For the most part, they didn't just stay home and raise kids. They stayed home, raised kids, and made money.

    The first sectors of the economy that were transformed by the industrial revolution were those areas where women had primarily ran via cotage industries prior to that point. The industrial revolution caused a drastic collapse of those cottage industries, effectively excluding women from the economic roles they had filled prior. Urbanization followed and a lot of the same women who had their own businesses making cloth ended up employed for pennies in the mills which displaced them.

    I think that long-term we are going to see a lot of people (men and women) opting for home-based businesses of their own design, returning to a model where one parent is at home, takes care of the children, and runs a business at the same time.

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  224. You do realize that by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    "His" is decended from the genitive (i.e. posessive) form of both the masculine and neuter (i.e. 'hit' -> Md. Eng. 'it') version of the same word. "Him" is also the dative form of both. So yes, makes perfect sense if you know Old English...

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    1. Re:You do realize that by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

      I do know that -- I can read a bit of OE. However, just because they had a degenerate (by which I mean non-unique-mapping) set of pronouns doesn't make it sound any better now. There are rules in languages that are Just Stupid: how many programmers have been bitten by 'if (c=0)'? I think that's a bad design decision. Likewise, the quasi-degeneracy between 'lay' and 'lie' in English is Just Stupid even though it's based on historical accidents of etymology. It's still stupid.

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  225. Employee Patent Rights in Illinois by lanb · · Score: 1

    If you live/work in Illinois the following is the state law governing patent property. It is pretty common sense and I would not have a problem signing an agreement outside of Illinois that covered the same conditions. PROPERTY (765 ILCS 1060/) Employee Patent Act. (765 ILCS 1060/2) (from Ch. 140, par. 302) Sec. 2. Employee rights to inventions conditions). (1) A provision in an employment agreement which provides that an employee shall assign or offer to assign any of the employee's rights in an invention to the employer does not apply to an invention for which no equipment, supplies, facilities, or trade secret information of the employer was used and which was developed entirely on the employee's own time, unless (a) the invention relates (i) to the business of the employer, or (ii) to the employer's actual or demonstrably anticipated research or development, or (b) the invention results from any work performed by the employee for the employer. Any provision which purports to apply to such an invention is to that extent against the public policy of this State and is to that extent void and unenforceable. The employee shall bear the burden of proof in establishing that his invention qualifies under this subsection. (2) An employer shall not require a provision made void and unenforceable by subsection (1) of this Section as a condition of employment or continuing employment. This Act shall not preempt existing common law applicable to any shop rights of employers with respect to employees who have not signed an employment agreement. (3) If an employment agreement entered into after January 1, 1984, contains a provision requiring the employee to assign any of the employee's rights in any invention to the employer, the employer must also, at the time the agreement is made, provide a written notification to the employee that the agreement does not apply to an invention for which no equipment, supplies, facility, or trade secret information of the employer was used and which was developed entirely on the employee's own time, unless (a) the invention relates (i) to the business of the employer, or (ii) to the employer's actual or demonstrably anticipated research or development, or (b) the invention results from any work performed by the employee for the employer. (Source: P.A. 83493.) http://www.ilga.gov/legislation/ilcs/ilcs3.asp?ActID=2238&ChapAct=765%26nbsp%3BILCS%26nbsp%3B1060%2F&ChapterID=62&ChapterName=PROPERTY&ActName=Employee+Patent+Act.

  226. "agreement" by Corson · · Score: 1

    yes, in my case i signed the "agreement" when i was hired and it was valid through month 18 after the end of my employment, for any kind of "invention" or "idea" that i would potentially come up with, not necessarily related to the industry sector my employer belonged to. i wonder how companies get away with that.

  227. It's to avoid nuh-vidia syndrome by daVinci1980 · · Score: 1

    First, it's nVidia, with a capital V, so I'm already suspicious that you don't work there

    You are mistaken. The little 'n' in front of NVIDIA is actually the same size as the rest of the word, it was chosen stylistically to avoid having people call us 'nuh'-vidia. Having the little 'n' followed by VIDIA indicated better to people that it should be pronounced 'in-vidia'. Technically, NVIDIANs are always supposed to write NVIDIA, but I was feeling pretty lazy, so there you go.

    And you're right, my homepage is terribly terribly out of date. Here's where I (more frequently) post stuff: http://lexamb.blogspot.com/ I'll update my slashdot profile, thanks.
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  228. This is Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if you spent that $500 buying pretty girls drinks in a club. What's a girl?
  229. I signed... by gillbates · · Score: 1

    One worse than that... But,

    I got to work on some *really* cool embedded multimedia applications. I'm one of the few developers at my current employer who has experience writing code for video hardware. How many developers get to build the software for an mp3 player, or a personal video player, from the OS up?

    When I left, I wanted to keep working with the technology, but found that my non-compete prevented me from even offering advice to my former customers. I still can't discuss the techniques I used for doing some of the video processing. I had to leave the field completely. What I work on now is nowhere nearly as exciting as what I was doing (though the hours are more sane!)

    If you think the job you're taking is going to fulfill your creative itch for writing code, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Or, if you have no creativity outside of work, no ambition except to make money, it's not a bad thing. Or if you can find another outlet for your creativity - such as woodworking, beer brewing, etc... it might not be a bad thing.

    That said, any place which does really innovative, creative, or ground breaking work outside of academia is going to require a fairly tight non-disclosure and non-compete contract. The business end of things wants to be able to continue to profit from your work even after you've left the company. If you don't like the terms, you can try to get them changed (and I would, if I were you - with a lawyer's assistance), or you can go to work for an IT shop which does simple, run-of-the-mill work and doesn't require a non-compete or non-disclosure agreement.

    And incidentally, FWIW, I too, thought that many of the vague clauses in my contract wouldn't be enforceable, only to be later informed by an attorney that they were. Though I'm not a lawyer, a good rule of thumb is this: when signing a contract, think of the interpretation most favorable to the other party - if you don't like it, get the contract changed.

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  230. state to state by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's mainly to frighten you. I believe most states have laws which make this agreement moot in that you cannot restrict a person from making a living, meaning if you are programmer, trained in programming, a company can't keep you from programming after you leave, just because you signed an agreement, i.e. make you wash dishes for 6 months or something. You probably need to find another company or just table any designs until your employment ends. At the typical rate of employment you probably won't be there that long anyway due to life changes. Typical in today's corporate environment though. Can we all say tort reform???

  231. Ome items... by jwiegley · · Score: 1
    1. IANAL. But I've signed a few of these things and I think I understand it pretty well.
    2. Yes. The company owns any invention you make on their time and resources. This is standard. They compensate you with a salary in exchange for the work that you produce while they pay you. They do not own something you make in your garage on weekends as long as that invention does not contain intellectual property owned by the company.
    3. Non-compete agreements in many states are not enforceable except under special circumstances. If the work you do for a following company is of a nature where the work you are performing could be expected of any number of qualified people and not just you then the work is not related to the previous employer. These states argue that a company cannot remove your innate right to make a living based on your general skills. So for instance... I worked for a company doing systems and network administration. I fixed mail servers, configured firewalls, designed and deployed network topologies, kept web servers running and tuned. But there is no proprietary IP in this type work. It can be expected of any systems admin at any similar job. When my position was terminated they required me to sign a non-compete in order to get my severance. (However, the severance was what they legally owed me in back pay and vacation and nothing more but they were dicks.) So I signed because I knew it wasn't enforceable. Any other reasonably experienced systems admin could do what I did. Therefore my skills did not rely on the previous company's IP and therefore the agreement was unenforceable as it would have prevented me from working. I live in California, your state may vary. In other words, In specific states, even in the presence of a non-compete agreement, you can work for a competitor as long as the possibility of transferring proprietary intellectual property from your old company to the new company does not exist.
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  232. I wouldn't worry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Non comp agreements are rarely enforcable. Unless you really stealing from them and which case the judge may side with them. Basically it's nearly impossible to tell someone what work they can or cannot do regardless of what they sign because the constitution guarantees life, liberty and the pursuit of happines, which also means the right to employment. It depends mostly on your state by non-comp agreements are historially mostly BS.

    If your a scientists or engineer they may apply more. If you provide a service they don't realistically apply. Many companies just make you sign them to keep you in fear of what they might be able to do. Every couple years the update them to remind everyone they own you.

    In the end they cannot effectively tell you where you can work. Look at all the MS employees going to work for google. I'm sure they aren't spreading market secrets.. YEA RIGHT. That's just businsses. I wouldn't worry about it one bit. If you have a great invention idea either wait out the 6 months or let someone you trust patent it.

    McDonalds could make you sign one of those if they wanted, it means very little. You cannot be taken under contact to ideals that supercede your consitutional rights no matter how willingly you sign. Just as you cannot sign yourself into slavery, though I'm sure they are working to fix that.

    Wow what's the likelyhood my captcha was 'inventor' that's a little spooky. Ghosts in the system man ghosts in the system

  233. Ignore it.. by baffle · · Score: 1

    I just ignore signing it for so long that they forget. Works like a charm, every time.

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    - Baffle
  234. I had a similar experience early in my career by fredNonesuch · · Score: 1

    It was a small consulting firm and the CEO got really bent out of shape because a couple of people left in a way that cost them business. The problem then was that he decided not to trust us. The first agreement he came up with way more draconian than yours as "customers" meant basically anyone they'd ever contacted - and you wouldn't get the list till you left. The "everything you think of is ours during our employ and six months after" crap was in there too but the really nasty thing was we would have to sign by the end of our hiring date anniversary or be fired. Of course, a group of us got together and pooled money to get a lawyers opinion. When a copy of the strongly negative opinion was provided to the CEO, he blew up at those who brought it to him and said that it was a "draft" version. That part was news to all of us. At any rate, some people found jobs quickly and left and the rest of us refused to sign. It finally ended up with the whole matter being formally recanted. However, by that time, enough of us had been looking that they eventually lost 1/3 of their employees and thus 1/3 of their revenue. If your employer's revenue is in any direct way linked to employee output, you would be well advised to consider doing something similar. This generally only works with smaller companies though. If it's a large company, I would send an EMAIL so you get a recorded response to your boss insisting that they tell you what occasioned this, what are the consequences of not signing and would they be amenable to striking the portions you are unhappy about. If you find yourself in a position of being forced to leave the company if you don't sign the current agreement, do as your conscience guides. I would definitely insist that they fire you rather than quitting if it comes to that. The documentation trail will help greatly on unemployment access. Regardless of how they respond, it's definitely time to find a new employer. Items C and D are not things I've ever run across with any reasonable employer. It's generally worded as "any invention related to current or currently planned business at time of termination". Good Luck

  235. No, no, no... by boxxertrumps · · Score: 1

    I do believe it was meant to say this:

    Any inventions you create during employment with [company] has to be disclosed with [company] within 6 months of you quitting, if not before.

  236. Why would it be unfair? by golodh · · Score: 1
    Why would it be unfair to have equal no-appeal no-notice rights to stop employment on both sides? It would be fair if both sides were equal, right?

    However, both sides aren't equal. Now is that the case, and why would that be so?

    (1) It is reflected in the asymmetric conditions on e.g. the ownership of anything that an employer creates during the period (not the hours, the period) that the employment lasts, plus the fact that an employer is in a position of authority with respect to his employee. As noted before it really isn't as if there were two businesses dealing "as equals". If parties were "equal", contract terms would be symmetric. They aren't. Far from it.

    (2) An employer is (barring exceptional conditions) in a much stronger negotiation position than any employee because

    (2.a) an employer can replace an employee much easier than an employee can replace an employer (The whole organisation of work is set up so that employees are interchangable.)

    (2.b) an employee is dependent on his employment for his livelihood and that of his family, and an employer is not (unless he's running a really small business). This makes it much more onerous and dangerous for an employee to change employer than the other way round.

    (2.c) it's part of an employer's normal business to think of employees as replaceable resources, to continuously monitor their productiveness, to replace them whenever this is profitable, to continuously gather information on the employees market, and to have contingency plans for when that resource becomes unavailable. Employers expressly budget time and money for such tasks. It's called "Human Resource Management". The other way round is hardly normal.

    Not to argue that there is something intrinsically wrong with the inequality, but the inequality is a fact. For exactly this reason I think that the equal "no-notice termination" conditions are unfair on employees. Employees need time to suddenly shift their activity from fulfilling the terms of their employment to replacing their employer.

    1. Re:Why would it be unfair? by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      So.....

      Is that different for mom-and-pop shops depending on 2-3 employees than it is for 40000 employee corporations?

      BTW, I do agree that employers tend to have a little more power than employees in this case, but I don;t think you can generalize too much.

      BTW, the worst employment contracts I have seen are from small to midsize businesses. Often this is because the people making the decisions don't really understand the consequences of them. I get the same thing too with service contracts customers ask me to sign. Lawyers get second opinions and then add strange fluff into them.

      Heck, I was once asked to sign their standard contract for contractors... Evidently they didn;t read the contract too closely because here I was building software and asked to ensure that all building codes were respected (wrong kind of contractor. Ooops).

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      LedgerSMB: Open source Accounting/ERP
  237. My employers tried to pull this on me. by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1
    First of all, consult a lawyer. This isn't legal advice, and my strategy probably wouldn't work at your company.

    I was interning at a company which will remain nameless. Halfway through the internship, they asked me to sign one of these ridiculous no-competes. The contract had the usual litany of "all your base" clauses: no-compete, tricks of the trade, insane damages, binding arbitration, etc. What really got me was that the company would own my side projects, and that I wouldn't be allowed to start a business with current or recent employees for two years after working there, regardless of the field (nor could I hire them, nor recruit them, nor suggest that anyone else hire or recruit them). This was stupid to apply to interns, and especially problematic because some of the interns were my friends and classmates in the computer science program. The prospect of starting a business together or recruiting/suggesting them for a tech company job was (and still is) pretty reasonable. I talked to a lawyer, who advised me not to sign.

    I talked to my co-workers, who were also having this pushed on them, and we requested a meeting with legal and HR. Legal basically said "it's not too different from what you'll have to sign anywhere else, we only intend to enforce it to prevent such and so." I asked if they would change the wording to reflect their intent, but they refused, because changing the wording of legal documents is a mess. I asked them to strike the relevant clauses, and they refused, but instead said that I could list side projects to be exempt. Since that was only a fraction of my objection to the document, this compromise wasn't good enough for me.

    So, I didn't sign. I didn't outright refuse to sign the document, but instead came up with excuses to push the deadline further and further back. Eventually, they either forgot about it, or realized that threatening to fire me with two weeks left in the internship would be pointless. (This probably wouldn't fly at your company. They'd almost certainly be better organized than mine, and unless you're an intern, there would be more serious consequences if you up and quit.)

    My favorite part of the no-compete (approximate, from memory):

    Any Ideas, Products, Methods, Works or Developments which you design, create, conceive, improve upon, [...] or reduce to practice during your employment at [Companyname] will be considered works for hire, and will be the sole property of [Companyname]. I don't really understand legalese, but do firstborn children count as Developments?
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    1. Re:My employers tried to pull this on me. by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      So, you did not sign the document as an intern. You probably broke the lawyer/HR interns' hearts.

      How about the rest of your story? Did you hire on with that company? Join another? Did you start your own company? What happened to your intern cohort?

      These documents are next to meaningless and that is why you just don't read stories about companies successfully suing on this basis. Once you are no longer taking pay from a company, their only recourse is the civil courts, and anything goes in that venue.

    2. Re:My employers tried to pull this on me. by wirelessbuzzers · · Score: 1

      How about the rest of your story? Did you hire on with that company? Join another? Did you start your own company? What happened to your intern cohort? I'm a student, and this was only a year or so ago. I didn't enjoy the internship, so I'm not going to hire on. I don't think any of my cohort. I'm currently in grad school, as are most of them. One of them tried to start a company, but it didn't get past the "two or three guys in a garage" stage. He's also in grad school now. My side project has developed further. There's an outside chance that I'll start a company based on it, and a much higher chance that I'll incorporate it into my grad school or research.

      These documents are next to meaningless and that is why you just don't read stories about companies successfully suing on this basis. Once you are no longer taking pay from a company, their only recourse is the civil courts, and anything goes in that venue. Not so. That's what binding arbitration is for. But even if there weren't a binding arbitration clause, there's no way I can afford to defend myself in civil court.
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  238. It's impossible to win against the untrustworthy by vinn01 · · Score: 1


    I was given this advice:

    "It's impossible to write a contract strong enough if one party is untrustworthy"

    Once you find out the guy is untrustworthy, you know how it's going to end.

  239. Also... by abb3w · · Score: 1

    Make sure to initial your crossing-out;

    Make a copy of the signed-and-modified version to retain for your files. Also, I(AmNotALawyer) would make a note to send a request in about two to three weeks to HR (assuming the alarm bells haven't gone off yet) for a copy of my personnel file including all ancillary and supplemental agreements (which you should already have). Presumably, this will yield a back a copy of the modified form signed by a company droid. At which point it's binding enough to make most major legal departments shuffle their feet a bit... and suggest management spend a year working on sufficiently solid documentation to fire you.

    Pulling a BOFH and inserting a clause granting you the right to call your manager "Knobface" meanwhile is, of course, only for those who have serious authority issues.

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    //Information does not want to be free; it wants to breed.
  240. I once agreed to spy on myself for the government. by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    Has anyone signed a similar agreement that reaches beyond the end of employment and includes things not related to the business? It's only similar in that it reached beyond the end of my employment with the company, I guess, but I was once told I had to notify the Department of Defense if I left the country for two years after working on some military technology for a private firm. It was intimated to me that if I didn't sign, I should expect to be followed around by large men with dark glasses for at least two years.

    I would never sign the contract you've described. Honestly, I'd rather flip burgers; I don't believe we should be encouraging these sorts of shenanigans.
  241. SCREW THEM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so if they want it give it to them, Design something that starts on fire and burns down peoples homes.

  242. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Just what we need; States like Alabama *need* the Federal Government to limit their power.

    Like, what did Alabama try to do?

  243. I did sign it by MoronBob · · Score: 1

    I did sign one of these with company that is well known for DR services. I could not stop thinking about it and got so freaked out that I backed out before my start date. I took another job instead. My feeling about it is that they lost out on a good worker because of it.

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    1. Re:I did sign it by rholland356 · · Score: 1

      You turned down a job because of a stupid CYA document?

      OK, I'll bite. Just what did you invent in your first six months at the company you started with? Anything that would merit your paranoia?

  244. My former employer doe$ $omething $imilar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I consider exit interviews to be of _no value_ to the employee (read Corporate Confidential). However, I wanted to turn in my badge and laptop. I showed up to the HR bunny's office 20 minutes into a 30-minute meeting, hoping to butt up against her next appt.

    She didn't want to accept my laptop, and told me to take it to my administrative assistant. That sounded like work, and since she'd taken my badge and parking pass and I'd have to hunt somebody down in a different pod not on main campus, I politely declined and she said she could handle it after all.

    Next she asked why I was leaving. I figured that there are only 3 possible outcomes to explaining what happened: my ex-boss' boss gets fired (my actual boss quit at the same time I did), my feedback gets back to my ex-boss' boss and now I have a live enemy behind me if I ever want to return (80000 people in the company, lots of groups, I just might), or NOTHING. If I had something bad enough to cause case 1, I'd deal with a lawyer, case 2 is bad for me, and case 3 is a waste of time. This particular HR individual seemed to be selected for her ability to draw more out of people than they'd wished to say: _very_ attractive, very friendly, lots of leading questions, and puppy dog eyes when I wouldn't tell her more than "bad fit."

    Next she gave me a piece of paper and said "This isn't a legal document, and we can't make you sign it, but we always ask people to." Red alert!
            "What do you mean, this isn't a legal document? It seems to have a place for both our signatures on the bottom."
            "Oh, that just means that we couldn't take you to court over it."
            "Really? I haven't even read this yet, but if we had a legal representative in the room, would legal say the same thing?"
            "Oh, I don't know, I don't give legal advice."
            I read the paper, very slowly. It seemed to re-iterate my NDA that I'd signed when I sold my soul. I of course have that document, but didn't bring it to my exit interview, so I couldn't compare them. As I was re-reading it, she said, "It's just standard stuff that we ask everybody to sign. Boilerplate, really."
            "I'm sorry, I don't understand the point to this, and I don't sign anything that I don't completely understand. Also, there doesn't seem to be any benefit to me in signing, as this is just a list of stuff I'm not allowed to do. I don't want to pay my lawyer to read this so I'd prefer not to sign."
            "Oh, well, we can't make you sign. Anyway, it's not a legal document, so there's no reason to talk to your lawyer."

    HR: ignorant outside their processes? evil? a blend?

  245. Sign it, ignore it. Or... by rholland356 · · Score: 1

    First, do you really expect to invent something valuable? You work in IT. Your work is derivative.

    Second, if you have a great idea at your next employer, how will your previous employer discover that the idea came from you? How will they even discover that the idea was implemented, and when it was done? You work in IT, not product development.

    Third, who at your company monitors what former IT employees do? If your lip is zipped, they won't have a clue. However, if you are one of those, uh, bloggers, and you like to brag about every damned thing that goes on between your ears, well, nah. No worries. Only your mother cares what you write in your blog and she doesn't give a damn anymore, either.

    You really aren't signing away anything of value. See if you can get some recompense for it, though. Maybe a leftover mug or t-shirt from the latest tradeshow.

  246. Demand an upfront Signing Bonus for the NDA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Demand an upfront Signing Bonus for any NDA that goes past employment.
    The amount to demand should be between 1/4 to 1/2 your current salary times the number of years the NDA is in affect for after employment.
    NDA's harm future employability and should be paid for.

  247. Where'd the ideas come from ? by Joebert · · Score: 1

    They may be "your" invention(s), but you can not deny that at least some portion of the ideas for the invention(s) were obtained from experience working with the company.

    This company has obviously been burned before, they're simply looking to ensure it doesn't happen again.

    Schedule a meeting with them & their lawyer, if you have a lawyer bring them along.
    Get the section ammended to state they're entitled to any inventions which would require any skills you would have obtained during & as a result of, your employment with them, nothing more.
    Talk with the lawyers about the exact wording that should be used.
    This would be fair for the company in the sense that you're unable to steal their business model or information that could be considered trade secrets & profit from them.
    It would also allow you to have a breakthrough in a hobby or somthing else you do outside of work & profit from it.


    I'm no lawyer, but I believe you're smart enough to get the general idea of what I'm saying. :)

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    Wanna fight ? Bend over, stick your head up your ass, and fight for air.
    1. Re:Where'd the ideas come from ? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      They may be "your" invention(s), but you can not deny that at least some portion of the ideas for the invention(s) were obtained from experience working with the company.

      So what? General experience goes with the employee. So long as it isn't proprietary, and it also helps when your hobby isn't the same stuff as your work.

      This company has obviously been burned before, they're simply looking to ensure it doesn't happen again.

      Doesn't mean that they should try and claim everything. Be sensible here - claim stuff specifically related to what the company does/stuff done on company hardware.

      This would be fair for the company in the sense that you're unable to steal their business model or information that could be considered trade secrets & profit from them.

      Why should they be able to protect business models?

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      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    2. Re:Where'd the ideas come from ? by Joebert · · Score: 1

      You left out the important part, jackass.

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  248. Re: Notarized only! by Dare+nMc · · Score: 1

    both parties photocopies?
    Notarized, or the copy doesn't exist (IMHO IANL). Notary is required to keep copies, and should be independent.

    If their that dishonorable, photocopies are no good. A co-worker pulled his records, to find that they had photocopied his signature on a different sheet.
    Without a notary, a copy is no good, IANL. Didn't go to court, and he still had his copy. but their wasn't anything more convincing of his copy.

    At a minimum if their are 2 signatures, get the copy before they sign/initial, so you have a "copy" with actual impressions of a ink pen. That would give you the edge over a photo copy.
  249. didn't want to know by nthwaver · · Score: 1
    Nice job modding up a defensive pile of phallocentric FUD. I almost managed to read my tech news in peace without such "surprise" (er, reminder) of what's in the pants of my fellow techies (didn't want to know) - and to think I had to wade through parent links just to find the lone woman's voice in the first place! Some irony.

    For all these gestures towards laissez faire gender equality it seems like the real surprise is from an all boys' club caught off guard. When the (allegedly) 1 in 20th voice actually notices and objects to traditional /. pronoun assumptions, it's her own high expectations at fault, and somehow she gets bated as naive. The expectation that every slashdotter has balls to scratch between coding shifts? Apparently that's not naivety and is impervious to "newsflashes" to the contrary.

    It's amazing that the men who every day self-deprecate their understanding of women and gender, joke about their perpetual lack of girlfriends and general lack of contact with what they call the "opposite sex", suddenly become experts regarding fairness and equality when a woman has the sass to correct her own pronoun and expect some RESPECT for it. Where are you men grabbing such hidden expertise? Is there a hidden man page I don't know about? (I tried typing "man man", but that was something else *shrug*) How could a flame war about lesbians and man hating and the children of the fabled hermaphroditus possibly be easier and more appropriate than saying something along these lines???:

    Oops. Sorry. I guess since Slashdot is male-centric I assumed your pronoun incorrectly.

    Yeah, way too complex. KISS.

    Believe me, such a courageous advocate as you are for the word and good name of your own gender, MY GODDESS, you would surely hate it too!
    1. Re:didn't want to know by daVinci1980 · · Score: 1

      *Yawn* Are you serious?

      You do realize that when you go on the offensive like this, you just come off as a misandrist, right?

      I don't hate women. I also don't think they're below me. Had we been posting at cosmo.com and someone was offended that the readership didn't realize he was a male automatically from a name like Barb_1231415, I would've chastised him for being a dumbass, too. This had nothing to do with her gender, it had to do with her 'hating' that people didn't automatically specify the correct pronoun on the anonymous intertubes.

      Here's a bit of information for you: people on the internet lie. All the time. I play female characters in MMOs. I'm definitely not a female. How does anyone know that her handle has anything at all to do with her person in real life? Do you think, because my handle is daVinci1980 that I am actually Leonardo da Vinci reborn in 1980? (Hint: I'm not)

      Now, I'm gonna go downstairs and climb in bed with my wife. She's an ob/gyn. And while you're busy railing against the unfairness of a male-dominated society that doesn't hold you as its equal, she's gonna be in the hospital--in the old boys club--proving every misogynist in the place wrong.

      I'll accept your apology anytime.

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    2. Re:didn't want to know by nthwaver · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sorry I'm not your wife. I picked /., an old boys' club where "proving them wrong" would mean writing the hastiest snarkiest flamebait of them all. I'm sure she has much higher standards and better things to do. I'll accept your forgiveness anytime.

      As for male domination, unless you're going to explicitly deny it both in the present context AND in general, I'll accept your apology in turn. I don't care about a hypothetical cosmo forum or that you role-play on MMO's or whether I "come off as misandrist" if you're too busy yawning to rationally address what I'm talking about.

      Who else needs to say something stupid/irrelevant because the truth makes them mildly guilty and uncomfortable? Anyone?

    3. Re:didn't want to know by daVinci1980 · · Score: 1

      A rational redress requires a rational argument. You didn't really present an argument in the first place (at least not a coherent one), so I'm not really sure what you expected.

      Your 'old boys club' is ludicrous. Geeks are pretty much the most accepting group on the planet. We've all been discriminated against through our youth, we at least empathize with others who are being discriminated against (generally, certainly that's not true in all cases).

      Medicine is a real old boys club. Talk to any female doctor. People always assume that a) you're a nurse. b) you're less competent than your male counterparts. c) you should leave the real work to the men.

      Frankly, your misconception doesn't apply to most young geeks in the workplace. All of the women in my office are absolutely as competent as I am. The female managers at NVIDIA are some of the best managers I've worked with.

      I have no intention to apologize for the actions of others of my gender. I take personal responsibility for my actions, and those assholes can take personal responsibility for theirs. If you have beef with a specific person, take it up with them.

      If your axe is with all of the male gender (as you've so clearly demonstrated), I'm afraid you're going to be waiting awhile to hear any sort of apology from me in this context.

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    4. Re:didn't want to know by nthwaver · · Score: 1

      I understand the difference between "hating" an entire gender and having an analysis of existing gender politics. Why don't you?

      I'm glad you think geeks are "the most accepting group on the planet." I don't think that's true, but I don't think geeks in general are the great oppressor either. At WORST many geeks have a self-satisfied libertarian attitude towards life. Plenty of geeks would also have the good sense to just apologize for assuming someone's pronoun, and understand why a woman might hate that. Given the number of men who instantly chimed in with vitriolic jokes, defensive lectures and mod points, in response to a 6 word aside by a single woman about an issue central to the question of womens' inclusion in geek culture, plenty of geeks should also be able to figure out how fucked up that is. How much more coherent and rational does this need to be?

    5. Re:didn't want to know by lena_10326 · · Score: 1

      Too bad I missed this the other day...

      Just to clear things up. I only said I hate being called "he". That's it. No coded secret message. Heh. I'm well aware it isn't going to change things. I was venting frustration and irritation. It's amazing how those simple little words led to lesbianism and all sorts of elaborate suppositions regarding things I never said.

      I let my words do the talking, which often causes problems because slashdot readers (men) seem to read into every single word I place on the page. They strain to read between the lines and surmise my true motivation. Too bad they don't simply accept the obvious meaning, because that representation is the closest to my thought.

      Most of you men behave more like women with the vicious gossip. Funny actually.

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      Camping on quad since 1996.
  250. Washington State RCW 49.44.140 by Grendol · · Score: 1
    Well, I believe a good review of whatever state law presides jurisdictionally is needed. For Washington State, RCW 49.44.140 applies, which defends the employee's ownership of IP under certain conditions of being developed away from the workplace resources (generally, ie time, tools, materials etc.), and is not in the same field that the company is in. So, an aluminum smelter employee can generate software at home without loss of ownership, and a database coder should be able to develop non-database software for themselves. Though, I have known various people who generated and publish software open source software unrelated to their work that irked the legal department of their employer, but the legal department knew their argument was neutered as they had no way of claiming that IP after it was released freely as open source.

    The web page for the code Quoted below is http://apps.leg.wa.gov/RCW/default.aspx?cite=49.44.140

    RCW 49.44.140 Requiring assignment of employee's rights to inventions -- Conditions.

    (1) A provision in an employment agreement which provides that an employee shall assign or offer to assign any of the employee's rights in an invention to the employer does not apply to an invention for which no equipment, supplies, facilities, or trade secret information of the employer was used and which was developed entirely on the employee's own time, unless (a) the invention relates (i) directly to the business of the employer, or (ii) to the employer's actual or demonstrably anticipated research or development, or (b) the invention results from any work performed by the employee for the employer. Any provision which purports to apply to such an invention is to that extent against the public policy of this state and is to that extent void and unenforceable.

    (2) An employer shall not require a provision made void and unenforceable by subsection (1) of this section as a condition of employment or continuing employment.

    (3) If an employment agreement entered into after September 1, 1979, contains a provision requiring the employee to assign any of the employee's rights in any invention to the employer, the employer must also, at the time the agreement is made, provide a written notification to the employee that the agreement does not apply to an invention for which no equipment, supplies, facility, or trade secret information of the employer was used and which was developed entirely on the employee's own time, unless (a) the invention relates (i) directly to the business of the employer, or (ii) to the employer's actual or demonstrably anticipated research or development, or (b) the invention results from any work preformed [performed] by the employee for the employer.

    [1979 ex.s. c 177 2.]

  251. Really? by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

    When I signed on to work for them, they were so impressed by me, that the even allowed me to divulge the secrets of Clippy, but I said, "Nah, I'll pass on that, but I'll still work for you.". ;^)

  252. Re:Before you sign an agmt.: What is your idea wor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Were screwed, if we dont do this, we will esaily loose most of the loyah staff.

    They were screwed? Esaily loose? Loyah staff? Good God man you worked for the lolcats of business.

  253. Some companies are cool by tjstork · · Score: 1

    I worked for a power company where I wrote my own database server for commodities. I told them all about it, wrote up screen shots, explained exactly how it would work, and they said I was crazy, but good luck.

    Similarly, I've been above board with my recent gig as well. I actually wrote into my review that I was writing a bunch of stuff as part of my personal development goals.

    I figure this much. If I write something that makes enough money to be worth suing for, then, I could also afford the lawyer to defend it.

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  254. It sounds pretty standard... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is common for employers to have employees sign non-competition agreements, and what you make for the company (inventions, ect.) belong to the company,a s it is the reason they hired you. The reason for the non-competition clause is so you cannot go and take customers from the company unfairly when you leave said company, or to protect trade secrets. Often the idea will be to prevent said employee from working in a smiler field for a certain period of time in a given area, especially for smaller companies. In larger companies, it can obviously become alot more complicated. Of course, this is only what I remember from an introduction to business law class I toke for university, and am obviously not a lawyer. Talk to a real lawyer to be sure.

  255. Hire a lawyer by herbierobinson · · Score: 1

    Before you do anything, hire an intellectual property lawyer to give you advice.

    You can probably negotiate changes, but in this case, I would seriously think about just signing it, because they seem to have forgotten about copyrights which is the more important thing for software (and you did say you were in IT). Then again, they seem to be inept and a good lawyer would probably have a field day with them.

    I always ask for an exemption for poetry and musical compositions when confronted with these things. It convinces management that the lawyer is a Bozo and helps a bit with negotiations of more important things (well, I am a published songwriter; so, I have a legit reason for asking, too). One other time I did that, the personnel people told me they had forwarded my request to the lawyer and I never heard another thing about it (I suspect the lawyer didn't want to go to a VP and get the waiver signed -- imagine that :-). I was leaving anyway; so, I never heard what happened... But one of my friends told them he object to the mandatory retirement at age 65 (we were in our 20's then) and they did the same thing with him. Except he worked there another 20 years and never signed the agreement!

    So sometimes you can stall and they will just forget about it.

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    An engineer who ran for Congress. http://herbrobinson.us
  256. Re:Not Enforceable in California (for the most par by Bios_Hakr · · Score: 1

    Try and buy a dildo or porn in Bama. It's mostly illegal.

    Also, sodomy (anal and oral sex) is illegal.

    Furthermore, in the Bible Belt, a lot of places would be intolerable for non-christians.

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  257. Implied NDA's are normal, not non-competes by sirwired · · Score: 1

    If you leave an employer, you are obligated to not reveal any trade secrets you may have learned. This is a well-accepted part of business law. Where it gets fuzzy is your knowledge of things like clients, pricing, and other knowledge you simply remember. Certainly you cannot take any raw data with you, either in electronic or paper form.

    There HAVE been suits arguing over the "inevitable disclosure doctrine" which states that working for a competitor means you almost certainly cannot help disclosing trade secrets you may have learned. This is a stupid way of trying to sneak in a non-compete after the fact. However, I do not believe this doctrine has withstood scrutiny of appeals courts.

    SirWired

  258. What about trade secret protection by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    Non-compete clauses have a valid purpose, i.e. to prevent leakage of valid trade secrets from one business to a competitor. It seems that if I say "I am hiring to to work on building this great LDAP server and this contract states that you cannot help other companies build products which compete with this specific product for a period of 6 months after employment" (btw similar in scope to the standard non-compete at Microsoft), this doesn't seem to be a problem.

    OTOH, if I say "You may not work for any company which competes with us in any capacity" that is fundamentally different.

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    1. Re:What about trade secret protection by triclipse · · Score: 1

      I think you have touched upon a fundamental point here - the distinction between non-competition agreements and intellectual property (of which trade secrets is a species) protection. The two issues are forced together in the agreement upon which this submission is based: the agreement states that the employee cannot use IP developed during employment to compete with the employer post-employment. In California, trade secrets are given strong protection, and non-competition agreements are void as a matter of public policy. That is why asking Slashdot to comment on the validity or wisdom of the agreement at issue. One needs to ask not just a lawyer, but a lawyer with knowledge of these issues in one's jurisdiction.

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  259. Unions aren't all good by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    They offer a lot of benefits to the workers but they also disrupt a lot of necessary communication between workers and management. Unions are like chemotherapy-- why you would want to experience then when you don't have the disease is beyond me....

    In general I would not want to work in a unionized environment nor would I want to work in an environment where unions were able to provide good benefits to the workers on top of what the company could offer. If the company isnt willing to offer it themselves, I don't want to work there....

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  260. Simple! by drix · · Score: 1
    Just sign your name on the line, and then write in the following:

    I refuse to comply with subsection III, paragraphs (a) through (f) because I disagree with them. It works for the president!
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  261. Agreed by einhverfr · · Score: 1

    My rule is to always assume that the other side will try to enforce the contract. It is only worth consulting with a lawyer if you have decided in advance that you are up for a fight and are willing to take the chance at losing.

    Otherwise consult lawyers if you want a second opinion of whether a contract might cover things you hadn't thought of, or to get pre-fight advice. Or to get representation in a fight. Asking "if I sign this, can I safely ignore it" is a stupid question to ask a lawyer unless you are willing to fight it in court, and have the time/money/inclination to do so.

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  262. Pay me for the 6 months by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are going to be inventing for 6 months after you quit, just have them sign a will pay for 6 months agreement.

  263. Ambiguous schmambiguous by LandruBek · · Score: 1

    surprised when people assume you're male when you have (at best) an ambiguous handle

    You think "Lena" is ambiguous? It is a common name for a woman, supposedly more frequent than Deanna or Christy, and a few notches below Caroline.
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