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  1. Re:Mmmm.. on Deep-Frying Graphene Microspheres For Energy Storage · · Score: 4, Funny

    Also proof that everything deep fried helps with energy storage.

  2. Re:Mainframe vs PaaS and SaaS on The Mainframe Is Dead! Long Live the Mainframe! · · Score: 2

    YeeS. They Aare.

  3. Lawsuit, paid by... on Once Again, Baltimore Police Arrest a Person For Recording Them · · Score: 5, Insightful

    $7M paid by...The taxpayer!

    No need to correct the problem when it's everyone else who pays for their mistakes.

  4. Re:Huh? on 2 Futures Can Explain Time's Mysterious Past · · Score: 1

    Sometimes this faith involves an old white man with a beard.

    Santa?

  5. Re:Darknet for kids on Google Confirms That It's Designing Kid-Friendly Versions of Its Services · · Score: 2

    Will this be a darknet, where google and wikipedia pretend that santa claus exists?

    What do you mean "pretend"...

  6. Re:Strong AI = child on Hawking Warns Strong AI Could Threaten Humanity · · Score: 1

    Fundamental:
    1fundamental adjective \fn-d-men-tl\
    : forming or relating to the most important part of something

  7. Re:sigh on Hawking Warns Strong AI Could Threaten Humanity · · Score: 0

    *Slow Clap*

    You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar.

  8. Re:No problem if it runs Niggerbuntu on Hawking Warns Strong AI Could Threaten Humanity · · Score: 1

    Five number ID and you still don't understand /.'s moderation system and how to use the little "full-abbreviated-hidden" slide bar?

    I know no one is to be left behind and we are all special snowflakes, but you're on your way to reach the finish line a decade too late.

  9. Strong AI = child on Hawking Warns Strong AI Could Threaten Humanity · · Score: 2

    It will threaten the human race. It will not threaten humanity, just change it. There is no fundamental difference between creating a strong AI and having a child.

    From an external point of view, the singularity is just the moment at which humanity switches from carbon based to silicon based brains. An important milestone, but nothing to be hysteric about.

  10. Math on Mathematicians Study Effects of Gerrymandering On 2012 Election · · Score: 1

    1 - Lower the quality of math teaching and the math requirements to advance through the educational system.
    2 - Wait about twenty years.
    3 - Rig the elections in a non absolutely obvious way.

  11. Reading and comprehension on Renewables Are Now Scotland's Biggest Energy Source · · Score: 3, Informative

    Hence the absence of the word "combined".

  12. Too late on Renewables Are Now Scotland's Biggest Energy Source · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's too late now. We'll have fusion in the next 50 years. It's a known fact since the sixties.

  13. Re:haven't been following... on Behind Apple's Sapphire Screen Debacle · · Score: 1

    Sapphire is the crystalline form of aluminum oxide (-Al2O3). It's a variety of the mineral Corundum.

    It's special because its hardness of 9 in the Mohs scale combined with its transparency make it an ideal material for electronic devices' screens.

  14. Ending pain on Researchers Discover an "Off Switch" For Pain In the Brain · · Score: 2

    This is one of the big frontiers of humanity.

    There is little a person won't do to stop pain. A simple way to stop it with no consequences for the person nor society would solve a huge lot of other problems.

  15. WHOOSH every single one of you! on Former HP CEO Carly Fiorina Considering US Presidential Run · · Score: 4, Funny

    The OP was obviously joking!

    So much whoosh!

    Right?

    right?

    Oh dear god.

    America is dying of political trolling.

  16. 50 MILLION DOLLARS! on Canada's Ebola Vaccine Nets Millions For Tiny US Biotech Firm · · Score: 3, Insightful

    To read the topic you have to first put a little finger near your mouth.

    Merck Revenue in 2011 alone was a thousand times that.

    The first $500k of the deal were to pay the golden pen they used to sign it. The second $500K, paid dinner, cognac, cigars and the first round of whores.

  17. Re:Heart starts pumping.. on LHC's 'Heart' Starts Pumping Protons Before Restart · · Score: 3, Informative

    I know, right. Also, can we get some Americans in charge of that thing?

    Are there Americans under the age of about 35 who have studied enough physics to even know what a particle collider is?

    Or you meant put American immigrants in charge of the big toy.

  18. Re:Personal social media accounts on Sony To Offer Partial Refunds For PS Vita · · Score: 1

    There is no such thing as a personal twitter account.

    "of or concerning one's private life, relationships, and emotions rather than matters connected with one's public or professional career."

  19. Questionable claims on Sony To Offer Partial Refunds For PS Vita · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I wonder what would happen if citizens could sue the government for "questionable claims during campaign".

  20. The Internet answer on Ask Slashdot: Why Is the Power Grid So Crummy In So Many Places? · · Score: 5, Funny

    As with internet providers, just change to a different energy provider. One that puts their cables underground.

    The free market is the solution to every problem.

  21. Re:Moon landing evidence? on Conglomerate Rock From Mars: (Much) More Precious Than Gold · · Score: 1

    It's either really fricking cold figs, or Slashdot erasing the [degrees] symbol.

  22. Re:Only who ae the terrorists on Cameron Accuses Internet Companies Of Giving Terrorists Safe Haven · · Score: 1

    your terrorist is my freedom fighter

    Wow! That has to be fantastic! Almost everybody is fighting for your freedom!

  23. Re:Keys to the kingdom ... on Cameron Accuses Internet Companies Of Giving Terrorists Safe Haven · · Score: 1, Funny

    Instead they figure the surveillance state is necessary to protect us from the bad guys.

    Us?

    To these people, "us" are not on the same category as "them".

    If burning a hundred citizens per day on an altar assured Cameron unlimited power, the killings would start tomorrow in the early morning.

  24. Terrorists!? on Cameron Accuses Internet Companies Of Giving Terrorists Safe Haven · · Score: 1

    This is the most irresponsible and inconsiderate answer on this important topic.

    Terrorists? Seriously? What about child molesters? What kind of monster would hide the safe havens for child molesters behind the cover of terrorism?

    Cameron has revealed himself as either a pedo or incompetent to fight online child pornography.

  25. Re:Rather than modern, go to older. on "Advanced Life Support" Ambulances May Lead To More Deaths · · Score: 1

    I was joking. Medipults would be ridiculous.

    The correct system is to have an underground vacuum tube distribution system so anyone can take the patient, throw him into the accessibly placed MediTube and let compressed air move the poor sod to the nearest hospital.

    You will believe I'm also joking in this post, but this is how it's actually going to be in the future I come from.

    There was just one ailment that required calling an ambulance instead of using the MediTubes: explosive diarrhea.