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  1. Re:Pandaemonium on NASA Builds a Cheap Standardized Space Probe · · Score: 1

    All technology is designed to gather dust... eventually. It's called 'functional obsolescence'. The breakthrough development that separates this technology from previous technologies (such as the C64 in your attic and the 64MB thumb drive lodged somewhere behind your monitor) is that this gathers dust right away. Since this gathers dust virtually immediately, you can theoretically sell dust gatherers to consumers at a vastly increased rate.

    So what you're saying is that we gather huge clouds of solar dust and create Earth 2, then use E2 to manufacture more dust gathering devices (infinite creation loop). In all reality, if the probes were used for this, would they one day be worshiped as providers, or feared as they gather the planets much to close, and start another star right next to Wallstreet? I guess this depends on how much time the coder took writing the AI. Are we thinking Skynet, or Rosie from the Jetsons'?
  2. Re:*shrug* on MPAA is Awarded $110 Million In TorrentSpy Case · · Score: 1

    Oh muses, please give me the inspiration to make my youtube video! Petition away! --really tho, all for making the video.

  3. Re:Comcast == evil; on FCC To investigate Comcast Bittorrent Meddling · · Score: 1

    Amen BROTHER! AMEN!


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    all hail tux, emperor penguin for life! all hail, all hail...

    I try downloading new distros too, but now, I feel as though only enzyte can bring back my confidence... in Comcast. You see... er... um... it increases bloodflow to my brain. Which, uh, allows for, um, confidence... Yeah. Man I've got to start answering spams. I'd have all the bit torrent traffic then! Be rolling in traffic, YeaH!

  4. you know what? on Mario Christmas Mural Video · · Score: 1

    No matter what was said, merry christmas.

  5. Re:This is an old tune: on Radio May Have To Pay To Play · · Score: 1

    I've got this song on my mp3 player, as a matter of preemptive piracy. Soon I shall turn all words into copywrited lyrics and I will destroy the nature of speech! GWAHAHAHAHAHA, (pause while people look dismayed) GWAHAHAHAHAHA

    Oh god, I'm going to RIAA jail, where metallica plays in the background... SANITARIUM! LEAVE ME BE!

  6. Robot Love on The Future of Love and Sex - Robots · · Score: 1

    Nothing like the attraction of man to cold hard steel... even if it is lifelike. Oh well, so long as it'll listen to my problems, and clean the house every now and again, I'm good. So I guess I should learn binary. I don't want the kids having to grow up in a bilingual home.

  7. Re:a few years late, waiting for self destruct on Microsoft Disses Windows to Sell More Windows · · Score: 1

    On the idea that I put myself at risk, and continue to do so, is it safe to say Microsoft owes me money for creating a dangerous product where my identity has been severely compromised? Maybe... I'm just waiting for that self destruct sequence. 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5,...

  8. Re:With added 80s music! on Copy That Floppy, Lose Your Computer · · Score: 1

    Who do I call to stop this bill? I mean really? I want to voice my opinion as an American. Who do I call, and which bill # do I complain about? That's what I want to know. Yeah, that's it, that and where can I get so killer new Metallica tracks? I feel like headbanging, and hanging out in my garage. That's what I'm gonna go do after I'm done complaining and head banging, I'll be hanging out in my garage. Man, I give up, this is gonna happen anyway. (NOT REALLY GIVING UP, JUST TRYING TO MAKE THE MAN THINK I AM) PEACE GodCipherDivine

  9. Re:Heh... (PS WERE ALL GONNA DIE) on NASA Snaps Mysterious "Night-Shining" Clouds · · Score: 1

    These days, every time I read the news I feel like Beavis, hopped up on pills, yelling such lines as, "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO!" and "WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!" That's what I get for watching Fox News, and believing the government. From now on, I'm only watching the 700 Club, with their worry free programming (unless you're Hugo Chavez, or Non-American... In which case, I'll pray for you). I'm going to try to recreate the shiny clouds. I'm leaving right now to get some glitter and a pack of cigarettes.

  10. Wiki? We used to smoke wikisticks... on The Register Exposes More Wikipedia Abuse · · Score: 1

    So do think it was appropriate for me to create the OMFG wikipedia article?

    You go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. It's your choice.

    Dan

  11. Re:Duh on MPAA Forced To Take Down University Toolkit · · Score: 1

    Call me a troll, but I have 3 words for everyone: FIGHT THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!