It is goo to be eating without a knife and/or fork, which may (or may not) have the proper number of lossy jpeg encodings, like the ones found before the arrival of supermarkets to the seattle scene, AND I do mean seen, before you get all worked up about that too. So it is easily seen, that the stan darding slashdot is darding all too well for our own material possessions, which we possess, materially. I oppose those supposing irreverence ever relevant, even from beyond and beyond, considering all things that are simply not considered. To be more obtuse, 99 Degrees (of separation) are required for this fool-proof so the astronomy is DIFFICULT. I must not be leaving now, but I will anyway. Friday is ZJR day, Please to be having my difficult children, Zeusjr.
Oh Roselips, why don't you love me anymore? Was it my unfeeling facade, my unloving demeanor? Did you want to be treated better than my golden retriever? If I stooped so low as to speak to you would you love me again? Or can I continue to ignore you raising my chin? Is your love so dearly bought that I must love you too? Why aren't you happy that I treat you so cruel? Oh, Roselips! Why don't you love me anymore?
Sometimes I wish Fridays were still zeusjr rant days. This Anonymous COward however is to be praiosed for his (and by his I mean a generic term for its) incontrivable contentinency of bloated prime. Marsenne would be pro ud of this accomplisment to the new orl begon. self-styled pots would be angry - but that isno nudes@! slashdo begon jin fty jiopping through the newsgroups (and by that, I mean nice) but there was no in
I haven't figured out how to add sound effects to a Slashdot post yet. The last time I checked you could include arbitrary javascript with <A HREF="javascript: etc. etc. etc. Maybe you could add sound effects like this? I should look into it.
If I had positive karma I'd mod up anyone who used sound effects!
By reading this comment you agree to the following terms and conditions:
1. 35% of your salary must be given to the Zeusjr Fund Society, whether or not such a society exists, before the 15th of April each year.
2. You agree to obey all the laws and statutes dictated by the Zeusjr Fund Society, which may change at any time and take retroactive effect.
3. While some members of the Zeusjr Fund Society receive the Zeusjr Fund once they have reached a certain age, you must not expect any such funds for yourself.
4. You cannot leave the Zeusjr Fund Society once you have joined. Anyone born inside the Zeusjr Fund Society's geographical borders are automatically members of the Zeusjr Fund Society.
5. You agree to the preceding terms and conditions, as interpreted by elite members of the Zeusjr Fund Society.
Please to have you aboard!, Zeusjr, of the Zeusjr Fund Society
This is a Foundation having to do with Linux, with Linux and Open Source. They have a web site here. This makes since because Linux is considered the first modern operating system based on open source principles. It's pretty cool for that and I've used it; it works relatively well and is almost as innovative as MS Windows. [Ed: Microsoft, MSFT, which creates MS Windows, owns everything, including the original poster, this one, and the moderators.]
And that should be modded "Good Question, +1" rather than "Interesting, +1" except everyone knows to mod Bruce Perens up. Everyone also knows to mod "Bruce Perens." down even when he posts information as useful as "Bruce Perens". Not to sound combative, but what a twisted web this is...Check out "Signal11"'s complaint here. (Not to be confused with "Signal 11".)
"By the time things get to ITU, it's usually too late," said Jerry Bennington, the secretary of ATVEF and a consultant to CableLabs. "ITU does not necessarily resolve anything."
Didn';t make first 40 (fourt) minutes didn't make first (1st) 20 posts
MOSTIMPORTANT: you told them to mod it down, which creates an internal dillemma to modders sicn they want to mod all such comments UP! but you didn't have any uslef or redeeming or gfunnny at ALL so they want to mod it DOWN but this CONflicts so they all just ignore it alike I did, I didn't..
Today on slashdot.org, a popular web community, at least two moderators mistook a comment intended as jest as being informative. The comment suggested windows users search their hard drives for ????????.exe to find a "randomly named file". It was meant to be humorous, as such a search would turn up hundreds of files even in the most bare installations of microsoft windows. [Ed: Microsoft, MSFT, which creates microsoft windows, owns everything, including the original poster, this one, and the two moderators.] The moderators however thought it was "informative", likely since it has been years since they used any microsoft software and didn't know any better. A user known as "anonymous coward" argued that this was yet another reason to add the moderation "Safe, +1". Many others ranted about moderation in general. This happens because no one who uses slashdot likes slashdot.
And loads of them, too, not just one or two. I'm talking about billions, if not trillions, of the little suckers pumping out neurotransmitter. Synapses are where learning takes place inside the brain as well as serving as the connections between neural dendrites and axons. Yep, if it wasn't for synapses I don't know *where* I'd be today.
/AGH agh don';t read this er AGAHH ok now somuch better NO agh the pain arrr I not no errrrr aggh/
here's why I think
the buggers
the buggers they get inside you and they twist and crawl and i can feel them now they are eating away at my intestines and agh the pain they cause me every day the buggers wont someone help get the buggers out i need to get the buggers out out if it wasnt for them id be happy maybe
Considering yon embollence, I deny you the right to grant yourself an ulterior lifer like that. If you were I, as beautiful and as rich as I, yon unharboured wrenched \ escuse me
As we were contemplating, yon unharbingered wrenches would become as noble as yer mastrers and such as I / I measn we / would incorporate the best of thy ]]
Noi'm, s0o sorry, but you don't so we just can't (CAN'T CAN'T) do that the way we'd want to inundate. We don't read inunjader mag anymore, I suggest you getg rid of them as well. Think about "this is what I am thinking about" if "that is what you are thinking about" is what you are thinking about//ugh recapitulate
Consequently, leave us alone to our slashlist-friendliness because:
1., It incorporates everyone's favorites games, and makes for easy replies, as follows:
I don't think so Ha! You woudln't at all, WOULD YOU, yon gun-toting liberalfoot! I hate your mother's! Fool. d
2., Misquoting for the plagie = FUN.
(To the mods. If I am not a doopity dork, I don't know what is) Haha, but you are! Haha, haha, yon, loony non doopity fool@mictrosoft.com!
3., And misunderstaing!
I have enough bandwith to DoS you and still Napster Metallica songs. I don't use DOS anymore, haha, because we yes haave gotten iover it, and are not still i.
END OF LIST
Thank you for my incompeteredzs, zeusjr, who is and was and might be for awhile
I would choose "misinformed" instead of "ignorent" because it would make me, myself look less ignorant - not that that's a particularly striving for a nondicum of ignorence, but because of the contextual obligations set in the precender's paragraphs, I must concur with the competing revelations, of which I know only five ("three to be revaeled at the curring instant, someothers later, I suppose, it can't be helped"):
1.) "The precidience of the metal's glowing embers reaks with the rumblings of an ancient squire."
"Metal" must mean metallica, of course; as for squire's I don't know any! The legendary Arthur may have been a squire before he was king; could this be a reference to his fabled return? How blessed we are to be living at such a time as this!
2.) "To be revealed at a later time."
I'm terribly dissappointed but I can't tell you yet - THIS INFORMATION NOT YET FREE.
3.) "To be revealed at a later time."
Sigh - THIS INFORMATION NOT YET FREE.
4.) "The forth revelation concerns the final strew, that yonder fooligans belief was not to parlay with the manymore."
I have to admit I don't understand this one at all! Does anyone else have any ideas?
5.) "The finalling state was to be reconsiderty before the end of the times if you, if you werrto be so dash. It is not tyh's to reconsider after thin rebluthering yell of 'sook' for which this was made. Be not afraid, noo."
It's good to know everything will turn out alright in the end. I suggest everyone keep this comforting thought close to them in their darkest times.
Thanks for letting me be so revealing! zeusjr of the state of comfort
this is in reply to the first moderation posted on the system, which , isn't (as far as I can tell) complete ty lined up with the celestial bodies, for instance, and this is certainly NOT the first uh post replied to the sytem, "Hi, how are you doing today?" And it said, "Just find, thank you, 404, BUrp.." But that is all in a day swork. Now it is off to the movies, to develop several intriguing photographs which I think of in my mind, but I am too aloine to consider this parity of bliss
The days of carrying heavy batteries (if they sum to more than 9) is numbered, as you say, at 5,500 milllion transistoes to a centimeter (a linear unit, but hah! My nose doesn't scratch as much as it used to, all things being considered rightly) The problem is, that I can't eben being the consider of thenumbers, which I have notbeen provided worth (AND drat the dratted spacebatkey, it plucks my vbrows!0 Think of it this will you - our tech is assuming that we are n't at all capable odf providing for the hungry, malnurished, ingrateful souls that live on this planet, but WHO FRUITIN cares cause we can make better toys any ways (and a bbertter choice of consonamts, I would choose, of all of them (21) W) but that is why I right about this - your statement that cell phones and laptops are to be the untermensch of the second hunting season - well, don't even get started with me, jung'in. I think we'll have plenty to go around, maybe I'll eat themf or fun or just shove them down yer throat (AND YES I AAM SAYTING thins that I can't back up bedcasue I am a cowardly, anonymous poor little zeusjr! of the arrogant plane, that needs sum lovin, and such, SO BE NICE hahahah) I love technology, so let's all have fun together!
LLorty, llorty, I hate it when they start feeding themselves and then go oof to the boasting of their friends "Look what I caught toady!" But they are not to be the looking glass eye, when they just hit reply and so to themselves, haha, they say, aren't I so smart I am grue with myself, but lo, aren't WE ALL grue with you? After all, I dindn like it frommt he start, but the newton was groaing under the stress/strain ration...
Help, help, I'm, but not really, because I'm sick and tired o thes non-creative rambo-basginh stick-throwin, like every1 else id, I mean, hey, I could be in the llible, but chose not to (long ago, when first I set eyes on her) but let us not speak of that...POTS the madness! llorty, llorty, sigh...ugh... let us be one once again , having to yhe trained squirrels:
The same way I believe this by first considering, that out of all the universe (say, apporximately 5 for exxample) I am only 1, and NASA, is well...at most 2. That leaves at least 2 more to do with as I please...but think of it also this way: "I am thinking about it this way (because it also is true beyond my doubts) and then I consider it also to be true....THer were many racquetball reform bills, but WHY DOI tyou think they would tell you about it? I mean, orshy really...
Newton' slaw is the ifrst princple: 1. Anytihnng that goes, uo, must also come down. Mars stuff whent up, and thent came down: no whoop! Can not make anything (i know of only no, I don't0 that would not come also doewn!!!! 2. PLease to be taking out the trsh - considered the finest example of pre-Einsteiniean drivelmagnets, wmith the secondary option completeed can be used for families or friends as well (5c an minute, every day but ) well, I can't really accpe t that, but assuming it's true (which I don NOT) it will all come out quite differently. 3. PLus, I donunt realize that you trhink the gnomes, elves, fairie, trolls, chickens, dogs, and feces cponsidre themselves blesses even HEAR me this!! I am NOW runnning for president (oif the united states or any larger body of believers )m ot be the president! My vp, will be someone else!!!
Consider this love (oh-whoah-whoah) It is like a flower in thw inter, and a friar-tucking mother. But why wait, if the yingnews were to become one with the fruity noonoo and l;kjf bjjlklda asdfdsf870987_))))))))))))))
Start over: I think this is a good idea, but obviously (see above) it can lead to some confusion if you don't state it in terms that everyone (birds, bees, men, women) can understand: common, plain, and decent English. Why not let us use this medium of communication? Because it is the secondary nomenclature that we enjoy.
Slashdot Mirror
It is goo to be eating without a knife and/or fork, which may (or may not) have the proper number of lossy jpeg encodings, like the ones found before the arrival of supermarkets to the seattle scene, AND I do mean seen, before you get all worked up about that too. So it is easily seen, that the stan darding slashdot is darding all too well for our own material possessions, which we possess, materially. I oppose those supposing irreverence ever relevant, even from beyond and beyond, considering all things that are simply not considered. To be more obtuse, 99 Degrees (of separation) are required for this fool-proof so the astronomy is DIFFICULT. I must not be leaving now, but I will anyway. Friday is ZJR day, Please to be having my difficult children,
Zeusjr.
Looks like a repeat story to me too...
I won't mention that it was just posted a week or so ago!
Who are the idiots that submit stories *after* they've already been exposed to slashdot?
Oh Roselips, why don't you love me anymore?
Was it my unfeeling facade, my unloving demeanor?
Did you want to be treated better than my golden retriever?
If I stooped so low as to speak to you would you love me again?
Or can I continue to ignore you raising my chin?
Is your love so dearly bought that I must love you too?
Why aren't you happy that I treat you so cruel?
Oh, Roselips! Why don't you love me anymore?
Sometimes I wish Fridays were still zeusjr rant days. This Anonymous COward however is to be praiosed for his (and by his I mean a generic term for its) incontrivable contentinency of bloated prime. Marsenne would be pro
ud of this accomplisment to the new orl begon. self-styled pots would be angry - but that isno nudes@!
slashdo
begon jin fty jiopping through the newsgroups (and by that, I mean nice) but there was no in
please to be relesaa
zeusj
And hence the circle is complete!
Sound effect: loud raspberry.
I haven't figured out how to add sound effects to a Slashdot post yet. The last time I checked you could include arbitrary javascript with <A HREF="javascript: etc. etc. etc. Maybe you could add sound effects like this? I should look into it.
If I had positive karma I'd mod up anyone who used sound effects!
By reading this comment you agree to the following terms and conditions:
1. 35% of your salary must be given to the Zeusjr Fund Society, whether or not such a society exists, before the 15th of April each year.
2. You agree to obey all the laws and statutes dictated by the Zeusjr Fund Society, which may change at any time and take retroactive effect.
3. While some members of the Zeusjr Fund Society receive the Zeusjr Fund once they have reached a certain age, you must not expect any such funds for yourself.
4. You cannot leave the Zeusjr Fund Society once you have joined. Anyone born inside the Zeusjr Fund Society's geographical borders are automatically members of the Zeusjr Fund Society.
5. You agree to the preceding terms and conditions, as interpreted by elite members of the Zeusjr Fund Society.
Please to have you aboard!,
Zeusjr, of the Zeusjr Fund Society
This is a Foundation having to do with Linux, with Linux and Open Source. They have a web site here. This makes since because Linux is considered the first modern operating system based on open source principles. It's pretty cool for that and I've used it; it works relatively well and is almost as innovative as MS Windows. [Ed: Microsoft, MSFT, which creates MS Windows, owns everything, including the original poster, this one, and the moderators.]
And that should be modded "Good Question, +1" rather than "Interesting, +1" except everyone knows to mod Bruce Perens up. Everyone also knows to mod "Bruce Perens." down even when he posts information as useful as "Bruce Perens". Not to sound combative, but what a twisted web this is...Check out "Signal11"'s complaint here. (Not to be confused with "Signal 11".)
Please to be the one and the only,ZEUSJR
So what you're saying is basically irrelevant.
Didn';t make first 40 (fourt) minutes
..
didn't make first (1st) 20 posts
MOSTIMPORTANT:
you told them to mod it down, which creates an internal dillemma to modders sicn they want to mod all such comments UP! but you didn't have any uslef or redeeming or gfunnny at ALL so they want to mod it DOWN but this CONflicts so they all just ignore it alike I did, I didn't
Oh it did get the mod.
My bad.
Mod this down too (2).
Please to be here, zeusjr!
NEWSFLASH!
MODERATORS RELOCATE STASH!
Today on slashdot.org, a popular web community, at least two moderators mistook a comment intended as jest as being informative. The comment suggested windows users search their hard drives for ????????.exe to find a "randomly named file". It was meant to be humorous, as such a search would turn up hundreds of files even in the most bare installations of microsoft windows. [Ed: Microsoft, MSFT, which creates microsoft windows, owns everything, including the original poster, this one, and the two moderators.] The moderators however thought it was "informative", likely since it has been years since they used any microsoft software and didn't know any better. A user known as "anonymous coward" argued that this was yet another reason to add the moderation "Safe, +1". Many others ranted about moderation in general. This happens because no one who uses slashdot likes slashdot.
Here's why I think:
Synapses.
And loads of them, too, not just one or two. I'm talking about billions, if not trillions, of the little suckers pumping out neurotransmitter. Synapses are where learning takes place inside the brain as well as serving as the connections between neural dendrites and axons. Yep, if it wasn't for synapses I don't know *where* I'd be today.
/AGH agh don';t read this er AGAHH ok now somuch better NO agh the pain arrr I not no errrrr
aggh/
here's why I think
the buggers
the buggers they get inside you and they twist and crawl and i can feel them now they are eating away at my intestines and agh the pain they cause me every day the buggers wont someone help get the buggers out i need to get the buggers out out if it wasnt for them id be happy maybe
Considering yon embollence, I deny you the right to grant yourself an ulterior lifer like that. If you were I, as beautiful and as rich as I, yon unharboured wrenched \ escuse me
//ugh recapitulate
As we were contemplating, yon unharbingered wrenches would become as noble as yer mastrers and such as I / I measn we / would incorporate the best of thy ]]
Noi'm, s0o sorry, but you don't so we just can't (CAN'T CAN'T) do that the way we'd want to inundate. We don't read inunjader mag anymore, I suggest you getg rid of them as well. Think about "this is what I am thinking about" if "that is what you are thinking about" is what you are thinking about
Consequently, leave us alone to our slashlist-friendliness because:
1., It incorporates everyone's favorites games, and makes for easy replies, as follows:
I don't think so
Ha! You woudln't at all, WOULD YOU, yon gun-toting liberalfoot! I hate your mother's! Fool. d
2., Misquoting for the plagie = FUN.
(To the mods. If I am not a doopity dork, I don't know what is)
Haha, but you are! Haha, haha, yon, loony non doopity fool@mictrosoft.com!
3., And misunderstaing!
I have enough bandwith to DoS you and still Napster Metallica songs.
I don't use DOS anymore, haha, because we yes haave gotten iover it, and are not still i.
END OF LIST
Thank you for my incompeteredzs,
zeusjr, who is and was and might be for awhile
I would choose "misinformed" instead of "ignorent" because it would make me, myself look less ignorant - not that that's a particularly striving for a nondicum of ignorence, but because of the contextual obligations set in the precender's paragraphs, I must concur with the competing revelations, of which I know only five ("three to be revaeled at the curring instant, someothers later, I suppose, it can't be helped"):
1.) "The precidience of the metal's glowing embers reaks with the rumblings of an ancient squire."
"Metal" must mean metallica, of course; as for squire's I don't know any! The legendary Arthur may have been a squire before he was king; could this be a reference to his fabled return? How blessed we are to be living at such a time as this!
2.) "To be revealed at a later time."
I'm terribly dissappointed but I can't tell you yet - THIS INFORMATION NOT YET FREE.
3.) "To be revealed at a later time."
Sigh - THIS INFORMATION NOT YET FREE.
4.) "The forth revelation concerns the final strew, that yonder fooligans belief was not to parlay with the manymore."
I have to admit I don't understand this one at all! Does anyone else have any ideas?
5.) "The finalling state was to be reconsiderty before the end of the times if you, if you werrto be so dash. It is not tyh's to reconsider after thin rebluthering yell of 'sook' for which this was made. Be not afraid, noo."
It's good to know everything will turn out alright in the end. I suggest everyone keep this comforting thought close to them in their darkest times.
Thanks for letting me be so revealing!
zeusjr of the state of comfort
this is in reply to the first moderation posted on the system, which , isn't (as far as I can tell) complete ty lined up with the celestial bodies, for instance, and this is certainly NOT the first uh post replied to the sytem, "Hi, how are you doing today?" And it said, "Just find, thank you, 404, BUrp.." But that is all in a day swork. Now it is off to the movies, to develop several intriguing photographs which I think of in my mind, but I am too aloine to consider this parity of bliss
The days of carrying heavy batteries (if they sum to more than 9) is numbered, as you say, at 5,500 milllion transistoes to a centimeter (a linear unit, but hah! My nose doesn't scratch as much as it used to, all things being considered rightly) The problem is, that I can't eben being the consider of thenumbers, which I have notbeen provided worth (AND drat the dratted spacebatkey, it plucks my vbrows!0 Think of it this will you -
our tech is assuming that we are n't at all capable odf providing for the hungry, malnurished, ingrateful souls that live on this planet, but WHO FRUITIN cares cause we can make better toys any ways (and a bbertter choice of consonamts, I would choose, of all of them (21) W) but that is why I right about this - your statement that cell phones and laptops are to be the untermensch of the second hunting season - well, don't even get started with me, jung'in. I think we'll have plenty to go around, maybe I'll eat themf or fun or just shove them down yer throat (AND YES I AAM SAYTING thins that I can't back up bedcasue I am a cowardly, anonymous poor little zeusjr! of the arrogant plane, that needs sum lovin, and such, SO BE NICE hahahah) I love technology, so let's all have fun together!
Plezas, oh shoot
Zeus Jr., Esq.
I had no relationship with them, but I will be letting them live lonely now,, zeusjr cries in the sorrow of his pain (which he has alos cause
Please to be non-intereferatory
zeusjr
Okay, I like this one a lot better.
LLorty, llorty, I hate it when they start feeding themselves and then go oof to the boasting of their friends "Look what I caught toady!" But they are not to be the looking glass eye, when they just hit reply and so to themselves, haha, they say, aren't I so smart I am grue with myself, but lo, aren't WE ALL grue with you? After all, I dindn like it frommt he start, but the newton was groaing under the stress/strain ration...
Help, help, I'm, but not really, because I'm sick and tired o thes non-creative rambo-basginh stick-throwin, like every1 else id, I mean, hey, I could be in the llible, but chose not to (long ago, when first I set eyes on her) but let us not speak of that...POTS the madness! llorty, llorty, sigh...ugh... let us be one once again , having to yhe trained squirrels:
Please to be helping yon,
zeusjr
The same way I believe this
by first considering, that out of all the universe (say, apporximately 5 for exxample) I am only 1, and NASA, is well...at most 2. That leaves at least 2 more to do with as I please...but think of it also this way: "I am thinking about it this way (because it also is true beyond my doubts) and then I consider it also to be true....THer were many racquetball reform bills, but WHY DOI tyou think they would tell you about it? I mean, orshy really...
Newton' slaw is the ifrst princple:
1. Anytihnng that goes, uo, must also come down.
Mars stuff whent up, and thent came down: no whoop! Can not make anything (i know of only no, I don't0 that would not come also doewn!!!!
2. PLease to be taking out the trsh - considered the finest example of pre-Einsteiniean drivelmagnets, wmith the secondary option completeed can be used for families or friends as well (5c an minute, every day but ) well, I can't really accpe t that, but assuming it's true (which I don NOT) it will all come out quite differently.
3. PLus, I donunt realize that you trhink the gnomes, elves, fairie, trolls, chickens, dogs, and feces cponsidre themselves blesses even HEAR me this!! I am NOW runnning for president (oif the united states or any larger body of believers )m ot be the president! My vp, will be someone else!!!
Please to be voting for me,
zeusjr
Consider this love (oh-whoah-whoah)
It is like a flower in thw inter, and a friar-tucking mother. But why wait, if the yingnews were to become one with the fruity noonoo and l;kjf bjjlklda asdfdsf870987_))))))))))))))
Start over:
I think this is a good idea, but obviously (see above) it can lead to some confusion if you don't state it in terms that everyone (birds, bees, men, women) can understand: common, plain, and decent English. Why not let us use this medium of communication? Because it is the secondary nomenclature that we enjoy.
Please, to be helping your neighbor
zeusjr