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  1. Her Majesty on Suing the Spammers · · Score: 0

    Did someone say "queen?" Well, I guess that makes this totally on topic!

    Her Majesty

    Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl but she
    doesn't have a lot to say.
    Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl but she
    changes from day to day.
    I wanna tell her that I love her a lot,
    but I gotta get a belly full of wine.
    Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,
    someday I'm gonna make her mine - Oh yeah,
    someday I'm gonna make her mine.

  2. Here Comes the Sun on Sun will sell Redhat 6.1 Sparc version · · Score: 1

    Here Comes the Sun

    Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
    And I say it's all right.
    Little darling it's been a long cold lonely winter,
    Little darling it feels like years since it's been here.
    Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
    And I say it's all right.
    Little darling the smiles returning to their faces,
    Little darling it seems like it's years since it's been here,
    Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
    And I say it's all right.
    Sun, sun, sun, here it comes.
    Sun, sun, sun, here it comes.
    Sun, sun, sun, here it comes.
    Sun, sun, sun, here it comes.
    Little darling I feel that ice is slowly melting,
    Little darling it seems like years since it's been clear,
    Here comes the sun, here comes the sun,
    It's all right, it's all right.

  3. The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill on Some Water & Sewer Plants May Not Be Y2K Compliant · · Score: 1

    The Continuing Story of Bungalow Bill

    Hey, Bungalow Bill
    What did you kill
    Bungalow Bill?
    He went out tiger hunting with his elephant and gun.
    In case of accidents he always took his mom.
    He's the all American bullet-headed saxon mother's son.
    All the children sing
    Hey, Bungalow Bill
    What did you kill
    Bungalow Bill?
    Deep in the jungle where the mighty tiger lies
    Bill and his elephants were taken by surprise.
    So Captain Marvel zapped in right between the eyes.
    All the children sing
    Hey, Bungalow Bill
    What did you kill
    Bungalow Bill?
    The children asked him if to kill was not a sin.
    Not when he looked so fierce, his mother butted in.
    If looks could kill it would have been us
    Instead of him.
    All the children sing
    Hey, Bungalow Bill
    What did you kill
    Bungalow Bill?

  4. Across the Universe on Life on the Moons of Jupiter? · · Score: 1

    Across the Universe

    Words are flying out like endless rain into a paper cup,
    They slither while they pass, they slip away across the universe.
    Pools of sorrow waves of joy are drifting through my open mind,
    Possessing and caressing me.
    Jai Guru De Va Om
    Nothing's gonna change my world
    Nothing's gonna change my world.
    Images of broken light which dance before me like a million eyes,
    That call me on and on across the universe,
    Thoughts meander like a restless wind
    Inside a letter box they
    Tumble blindly as they make their way
    Across the universe
    Jai Guru De Va Om
    Nothing's gonna change my world
    Nothing's gonna change my world.
    Sounds of laughter shades of earth are ringing
    Through my open views inciting and inviting me.
    Limitless undying love which shines around me like a million suns,
    It calls me on and on across the universe
    Jai Guru De Va Om
    Nothing's gonna change my world
    Nothing's gonna change my world.

  5. I Am the Walrus on VA Reprices Again · · Score: 0

    I Am the Walrus

    I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
    See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.
    I'm crying.

    Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.
    Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody Tuesday.
    Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

    Mister City Policeman sitting
    Pretty little policemen in a row.
    See how they fly like Lucy in the Sky, see how they run.
    I'm crying, I'm crying.
    I'm crying, I'm crying.

    Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye.
    Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,
    Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

    Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun.
    If the sun don't come, you get a tan
    From standing in the English rain.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.

    Expert textpert choking smokers,
    Don't you thing the joker laughs at you?
    See how they smile like pigs in a sty,
    See how they snied.
    I'm crying.

    Semolina pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
    Elementary penguin singing Hari Krishna.
    Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
    I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.
    I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob.
    Goo goo g'joob g'goo goo g'joob g'goo.