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  1. myspace legal guides .flv on The State of Video Game Regulation · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yeah, having myspace set legal precedent is a great idea. Since they do such a good job with things like css, (d)html, javascript and the like. I'm sure they'd do incredibly well in the judicial system.

    Before you freak out, please read this post as sarcastic.

  2. Re:Out of line on Sniping Could Be the Next Killer iPod App · · Score: 1, Redundant

    I read it and felt the same. While I do find dark and oft times off colour humour funny, this type of thing just makes me sad. We live in a world that not only makes killing easy, it makes killing others a fun and a game.

  3. So much for a tech savvy Whitehouse. on MS Silverlight To Stream Obama Inauguration Events · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That certainly didn't take long to have the rhetoric fail and the reality take charge.

  4. Re:The Best Defense is Offense on Phishing For Bank Info Without Any Pesky Malware · · Score: 2, Interesting
    There's a simple technical solution to this:
    1. trace the phishing to their location
    2. send a missile to that location
    3. problem solved
  5. Re:Did I miss the news? on So Who's Running Apple Now? · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Much like Edison Electric didn't fold when he died. Or Ford Motor Company hasn't rolled over and died. You can go on ad nauseam with examples. I do not know why this continues to be such a big deal.

  6. Didn't he do it all? on So Who's Running Apple Now? · · Score: 4, Funny

    I heard he mined the minerals and metals himself. Smelted and forged them. Used his own personal laser pointer to hand cut every chip. Speaks in code to a special computer that compiles it on the fly. And then hand assembles each and every Apple devise.

    How will they carry on without him?

  7. One day... on Networked Fridges 'Negotiate' Electricity Use · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    We'll be able to look back and tell our grandchildren that we remember a day when the internet didn't have coffee makers and refrigerators chattering all day.

    A day when it was just computers and a few scant cell phones...

    Those were the days.

  8. Re:research in motion on Solving Obama's BlackBerry Dilemma · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As if they'd never recoup that in the copious amount of free adverts they've already received?

  9. Nepotism? on Julius Genachowski To Head FCC · · Score: 1

    I'm sure none of his companies will directly benefit from his appointment.

  10. Re:Label the kids? on Congressman Wants Health Warnings On Video Games · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder what it's going to be when the computer game generation grows up and has teenagers themselves.

    That's easy, it'll go back to books.

  11. Re:Label the kids? on Congressman Wants Health Warnings On Video Games · · Score: 1

    While my comment was just a dark jibe, you've really hit the full underlying crux.

    When you see kids with an arsenal under their bed shooting up a school you have to ask: Why aren't the parents being charged?

    I've often held that if a kid does the crime both do the time. I think that would solve many issues we have. But in a society, or world, that loves to find blame on the Other, it is very few who are honorable enough to say "I failed" when it's their kid.

  12. Label the kids? on Congressman Wants Health Warnings On Video Games · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Warning: Poor parenting leads to disaffected members of society.

  13. WWBD? on Storm Worm Botnet "Cracked Wide Open" · · Score: 5, Funny

    This falls into that whole super-hero vigilante category. Just ask yourself, what would batman do?

  14. Sounds familiar... on Chinese Version of Wikinews Blocked In China · · Score: 5, Funny

    Before you know it, they'll be just like the UK.

  15. surprised on UK Email Retention Plan Technically Flawed · · Score: 4, Informative

    "How would you feel if every Twitter you sent, every video uploaded, was to be stored and held against you in perpetuity?"

    You mean it's not? Seriously, I'd be shocked if it were not stored waiting to rise up and bite me on the ass at the most inopportune moment.

  16. Shout FIRE on Google Researchers Warn of Automated Social Info Sharing · · Score: 4, Funny

    Google warning of privacy issues is like an arsonist holding a can of gas and a lit match shouting FIRE in an already burning theater.

  17. watchlist watchers on Researcher Says Social Networks Link Terrorists · · Score: 1

    If Evan Kohlmann were to link to examples of this would he then be put on a watchlist? Would we if we followed those links?

    If we were, who is the real terrorist then? Perhaps the ones making the watchlist.

  18. You get what you pay for. on Protection From Online Eviction? · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's free, so how can anyone complain?

  19. ITIL on UK Government To Outsource Data Snooping and Storage · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everything will be fine. Whoever it is will have to be ITIL certified. And a good certification guarantees a perfect outcome.

  20. 15 minutes on Facebook Nudity Policy Draws Nursing Moms' Ire · · Score: -1, Troll

    Facebook really isn't about networking, it's about ego stroking and getting your 15min of fame. Congratulations, you've got it. Now you and your sucklings can move on.

    I don't care how many "friends" she has. If she doesn't like the policy she can cough up the $4/month and get her own site. Perhaps she could ask those "friends" to contribute.

  21. 20 yrs from now... on The 2008 Malware Challenge · · Score: 1

    Malware and Botnets will be having challenges to reverse engineer us.

    I've already got my Liberty Mutual policy for this... do you?

  22. Everyone is a Winner on FBI Issues Code Cracking Challenge · · Score: 2, Funny

    It's interesting to note that all of the participants in the challenge last year got an all expenses paid vacation to an undisclosed location. I guess it was a really cool vacation since none of them returned home.

  23. Go after God... on The Slippery Legal Slope of Cartoon Porn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since God is the attributed author of the Bible, I think we should prosecute god!

    Since Abraham strapped his son to an altar and was in the process of performing ritual sacrifice on him. Or that naked Moses, that's offensive. God only knows what those three "wise" men really wanted with a swaddling clad Jesus and his virgin (and underage I might add) mother.

    If we're going to get the religious right nutters involved, we might as well get the completely involved!

  24. Speak and Spell on Bush's Electronic Archives Threaten To Swamp National Archives · · Score: 1

    Who knew a Speak and Spell could amass that much data? Maybe it's the high scores from Minesweeper and Solitaire that did it? Perhaps Bush's tutorials from Mavis Beacon's typing?

    I'd really have thought with Bush's user level and Cheney's underhanded nature you'd have been able to archive their entire administration on a few floppies.

  25. Judge's kids on RIAA's Request For Appeal Denied In Thomas Case · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I cannot wait 'till the day the RIAA accidentally hits a judge's, congressman's, or senator's kids in a lawsuit. I wonder how long they'll be able to keep that lawsuit going.