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  1. Re: This is just silly on The World's Most Valuable Resource is No Longer Oil, But Data (economist.com) · · Score: 1
    Yeah, no shit. Tell us, msmash, what common units of measurement we should use so as to actually be able to compare these two orthogonal concepts?

    In other news, four blowjobs and a roasted turkey contain more BTU's than a bungee jump and an English essay...

  2. Re: See Qualcomm story on Apple Pledges $1 Billion Toward Creating Manufacturing Jobs In US (cnbc.com) · · Score: 1

    ...not to mention how many anti-suicide nets they'll need.

  3. Re: and prison pop will go way up as healthcare wi on The Parts of America Most Susceptible To Automation (theatlantic.com) · · Score: 1

    Congratulations; that's one of the most ignorant things I've read in nearly twenty years on Slashdot. If your parents reassured you that you weren't retarded... they lied.

  4. What I would like is a programmable slider

    You should ask Santie Clause for a brain first.

  5. I suspect your knowledge of orbital mechanics is virtually nonexistent..

  6. Re: Start bringing charges against people. on NSA Collected Americans' Phone Records Despite Law Change, Says Report (reuters.com) · · Score: 0, Troll

    Governments without credibility are prone to upheaval...

    That would depend on how well-entrenched they are... look at the Vatican; they still exist.

  7. Re: Can we stop denying the obvious? on NSA Collected Americans' Phone Records Despite Law Change, Says Report (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Not that expect him to actually stand by what he says, because he's Donald Trump...

    That's actually funny. Let me correct it for you:

    Not that [anyone with a brain] would expect any president to stand by what they say... for myriad reasons; not the least of which is that they'd quickly catch a bullet in the brain, JFK-style.

  8. A friend of a friend has a storefront on there and makes about $3000 a month

    My guess is that either A) you're a shill or B} your friend has to resell $4000/month worth of slave labor from Alibaba to hit those numbers...

  9. Your best post ever. :)

  10. I used to know but its relevance was such that I was happy to forgot... sounds awfully similar to "echi" which means "perverted" in Japanese.

  11. Sounds like a threat.

  12. Re: Pence Country FU on India's Infosys To Hire 10,000 American Workers After Trump Criticism (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Samosas?

  13. Re: Pence Country FU on India's Infosys To Hire 10,000 American Workers After Trump Criticism (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    Indiana is the South of the Midwest; enough said.

  14. Re: Just because you're paranoid on Intel Patches Remote Execution Hole That's Been Hidden In Its Chips Since 2008 (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    ...hasN'T.

  15. Re: Just because you're paranoid on Intel Patches Remote Execution Hole That's Been Hidden In Its Chips Since 2008 (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    Mod patent up! Indeed, the word's been that AMD has been ignored, either...

  16. Re: hot hOT HOT! on UK's Newest Tokamak Fusion Reactor Has Created Its First Plasma (futurism.com) · · Score: 1

    Before or after you've eaten it??

  17. Marxism is great except for people.

  18. Re: And the "unexpected" consequence is... on E-Commerce Is Clogging City Streets With Delivery Trucks (citylab.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    I rarely drive, though

    No offense but with your username, I can see why. ;)

  19. Re: So how about... on E-Commerce Is Clogging City Streets With Delivery Trucks (citylab.com) · · Score: 1

    Yeah and be sure to listen to the Euros: population density is the best! ;)

  20. Re: So how about... on E-Commerce Is Clogging City Streets With Delivery Trucks (citylab.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Because we really want my wife's monthly protein bar delivery to come leaping out of the toilet.

    There's so much comedic potential there, I haven't a clue where the fuck to even begin...

  21. Re: Time for oompa loompa delivery on E-Commerce Is Clogging City Streets With Delivery Trucks (citylab.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We could even, if there were sufficient volume, consolidate and deliver the packages at a cheap price... we could call these locations "Post Offices."

  22. Re: My house, my rules. Go fuck yourself. on Airbnb Gives In To Regulator's Demand To Test For Racial Discrimination By Hosts (theguardian.com) · · Score: 0

    or Jews

    Okay, how about "no Central Asians pretending to be Israelites so they can gain unfair advantages at the expense of others because it says it's okay in the Bible?" ;)

  23. Come, now; I know you're trolling but it has nothing to do with race - unless we're talking about hicks, which we're not - and everything to do with attitude. For example, if they wear their pants around their ankles, it's hardly a good sign regardless of skin color or ethnic background. Causation vs correlation, as they say...

  24. True story: my mom and I were riding the train home from Tokyo to Kamakura. I was two and not feeling very well; my mom had just fed me Kraft Mac n' cheese (she was obviously rather ignorant of nutrition). She was holding me in her arms while having to stand (nobody'd offered her a seat as Japanese culture didn't include provisions for doing empathic/non-sociopathic things like that)... and I suddenly leaned over a heaved freshly-digested mac n' cheese right down the neckline and into the cleavage of a lady wearing a kimono...

  25. I'd never call Metro North or Amtrak decent.