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  1. trolls on Judge Finds Major DNA Patent Invalid · · Score: 0

    there are a few trolls here on /.
    i think most of us just try to be funny, mostly. occassionally, maybe, mildly disruptive.
    i think these long, repeating, distracting posts are going too far. even for me.
    come on, guys, if you want to troll, then troll, but have some self-respect and at least mild consideration about it.

  2. OPEN SOURCE DNA on Judge Finds Major DNA Patent Invalid · · Score: 0

    hi, my name is fat-time charlie. you may remember me from such posts as open source jbuilder, open source sci fi, andopen source wrist pain ii.
    tonight, i am here to stress the importance of genetically engineering lubricating midgets with tourette's syndrome. lubricating midgets with tourette's syndrome have enriched my life in ways i cannot begin to relate.
    there's nothing like wearing a good pair of fuzzy yellow chicken feet and being lubricated by a lubricating midget with tourette's syndrome on a cold winter's night.
    please support your local open source lubricating midget with tourette's syndrome genetic engineering foundation.
    the rewards will be handsome for all of us.
    thank you.

    this announcement sponsored by the copyrighted open source natalie portman and open source drew barrymore project.

  3. Re:WHY IS IT THAT..... on Scientists Poised to Create Life · · Score: 0

    i love you statue man.

  4. OPEN SOURCE LIFE on Scientists Poised to Create Life · · Score: 0

    i want to attempt to create a living organism with my copyrighted undistributable open source natalie portman and open source drew barrymore.
    to achieve this, i will use open source muscle contractions, open source watermarking and open source positions.
    the open source community will be handsomely rewarded with my offspring.
    thank you.

  5. OPEN SOURCE SHINING on Anonymity on the Internet · · Score: 2

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  6. Re:OPEN SOURCE POSITIONS on Open Source Job at Creative Labs · · Score: 1

    yes!! i will reward them handsomely!

    thank you.

  7. OPEN SOURCE RETURNS on VA Linux Systems Opens at $300 · · Score: 1

    the rewards are, indeed, handsome.
    thank you.

  8. OPEN SOURCE WARS on The Geek Toy Vacuum Cleaner · · Score: 3

    Episode IV

    A New Troll



    It is a period of civil war on slashdot. Striking from a hidden base, the trolls have won their first victory against the evil galactic moderators.

    During the battle, troll spies managed to steal secret plans to the moderator's ultimate weapon, the post vacuum, an open sourced virtual vacuum cleaner with an enough power to suck up an entire thread of trolls.

    Pursued by the moderator's sinister agents, open source man races to create another off-topic thread to expose the moderator's plans and restore freedom to slashdot...

    thank you.