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  1. A good idea in theory on Apple Rumored To Want To Buy Twitter · · Score: 1, Funny

    iTwit anyone?

  2. Can you imagine on Can the New Digital Readers Save the Newspapers? · · Score: 0

    Can you imagine your paper boy throwing an e-reader at your front door every morning?! Especially if this thing is mean to be newspaper sized... I don't think the newspaper companies have thought this through clearly!

  3. Collective Saftey on A Look Into the FBI's "Everything Bucket" · · Score: 0

    "I mostly just fear for our collective safety." I, for one, fear for our collected saftey. :D

  4. Mabey it just wasn't a good time to upgrade? on Hospital Equipment Infected With Conficker · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Hi it says I need to upgrade my RAM, what is that?"... "RAM is a part of your computer, if you have more of it, you can expect it to run faster... tell me what your computer is running and I'll see if I can help you out."... "Uh, right now the computer is running Bob's heart and lungs for him."

  5. Re:Eeesh... on Hospital Equipment Infected With Conficker · · Score: 0

    Hospitals are big on not messing with things that work.

    Well, NT didn't work to begin with, that was the problem. At the risk of sounding apprehinsive and alarmist... I prefer to not apply the "just don't change anything and everything will be fine" creedo, doubly so to critical equipment. Because thats what this story is all about, somebody changed something simple and everything went kablooey.

  6. Eeesh... on Hospital Equipment Infected With Conficker · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hospital equipment running Windows NT... Virus or no, I wouldn't want my life to depend on that machine. "Yeah, I hooked him up to the EKG and it just keeps saying device not recognized."

  7. Stem Cell Research on "Miraculous" Stem Cell Progress Reported In China · · Score: 1

    Cool. Would you kindly let me know when they start producing plasmids?

  8. Re:Unprintable expletive? on Russian Manned Space Vehicle May Land With Rockets · · Score: 2, Funny

    what could be so bad that it can't be printed on a /. page?!

    Well he could have been running around the stage pretending he was an airplane.

  9. Re:I HAVE A BETTER IDEA! on What We Can Do About Massive Solar Flares · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think there is already a religion that worships Transformers.

  10. Act now! Avoid Doomsday! on What We Can Do About Massive Solar Flares · · Score: 5, Funny

    So, he has determined a doomsday scenario that his company can prevent for $150 million? Lets think about that for a minute...

  11. Rape on Flawed Map Says L.A.'s Crime Highest Next to Police HQ · · Score: 1

    The definition for rape on the listing seems a bit exclusive... "Rape: The carnal knowledge of a female forcibly and against her will.". I understand the opposite sex may not have the same problem, but is that really a good reason to exclude them from the very definition of rape?

  12. I work a government job on How Does a 9/80 Work Schedule Work Out? · · Score: 1

    I work in a unionized government job in Canada, under the SGEU. We negotiated every second Friday off into our contract. My work hours are 8:30 - 5:00 with one fifteen minute breaks and half an hour for lunch. My previous job did not have every second Friday off, but offered the same schedule except with an hour fifteen for lunch and two 15 minute breaks. That 1 hour a day adds up. I feel it does not affect my workload or performance and I get another full day off a week! I couldn't be happier.