User: turkeydance

where's that disable advertising option

On: Google Turns Firebase Into Its Unified Platform For Mobile Developers (techcrunch.com)

when i need it?

coming to a Walgreen's near you

On: Breathalyzer That Detects Lung Cancer Early From a Single Breath Wins $100K Entrepreneurship Competition (mit.edu)

and any other doc-in-a-box.

e-waste definition

On: Where Does America's E-Waste End Up? GPS Tracker Tells All (pbs.org)

how about the manufacturing e-waste?

see your predatory

On: Google Bans Ads For Payday Loans (theverge.com)

and raise 2 harmfuls. maybe your ad is next.

Framerates is either the band's name

On: Microsoft Unlocks Framerates For Smoother Gameplay On Windows 10 (pcper.com)

or a Pixar movie.

great for Halloween!

On: Scientists Develop 'Second Skin' To Smooth Wrinkles (cbsnews.com)

Put on your Second Skin to look like ________ or ________!

eventually, doesn't all of this lead

On: Panama Papers Affair Widens As Database Goes Online (bbc.com)

to an INSHORE account or two?

inveigled

On: Are US Courts 'Going Dark'? (justsecurity.org)

learned a new word today. /. is more like Reader's Digest everyday.

anyone remember

On: Scientists Reveal How We Can Forget On Purpose

Mis-remember?

"begs the question"...-5 style points

On: GoPro Footage Gives You A Rocket's-Eye View Of Spaceflight (gizmag.com)

English judge voted for disqualification

well, Islam wants to build a mountain

On: India Plans To Spend $6 Billion On Creating New Forests (qz.com)

now the Hindus want to build forests. also a rock/paper/scissors type of competition.

Re:I really liked Windows 7

On: Microsoft No Longer Allows Admins To Block Windows Store Access In Windows 10 Pro (zdnet.com)

me, too. 95 to XP to 7. nothing in-between. i'll stay 7 and wait.

maybe the Fed

On: As Robots Eat Our Jobs, Fed Should 'Drop the Money From Helicopters,' Says Bill Gross (janus.com)

is just a bunch of robots. SKYNET drops the money as human bait.

BIG Vape

On: FDA To Regulate E-Cigarettes Like Tobacco (cnn.com)

is the bad guy now

International fears

On: After ISIS, Americans Fear Cyberattacks Most (theatlantic.com)

the IRS, NSA, and Hillary/Trump are not valid values.

Article 1

On: NY Approves New Digital Currency For Winklevoss Bitcoin Exchange (reuters.com)

Section 10.

good morning, let's fill these orders fast, folks:

On: Scientists Grow Two-Week-Old Human Embryos In Lab For The First Time (reuters.com)

22 male brown skin, 31 female red hair, and 2 sets of twins. i expect hourly updates.

Takata vs Godzilla

On: 'Largest Recall In American History': Takata To Recall Nearly 70 Million Airbags (nbcnews.com)

it's gold i tell ya.

Doctors don't pull the strings now

On: Robot Stitches Tissue By Itself Without A Real Doctor Pulling The Strings (seattletimes.com)

ObamaCare does.

yeah, boss. that's it. that's what happened.

On: Millions of Gmail, Yahoo, Hotmail Email Accounts Being Traded in Russian Underworld (reuters.com)

it was those Russian hackers.

"Nobody knows how it's meant to work."

On: New Record Set for World's Cheapest Solar, Now Undercutting Coal (bloomberg.com)

somebody should trademark that.

Life's too short for a lot of things

On: Life's Too Short For Slow Computers (theverge.com)

life, for one.

IBM will determine

On: IBM Gives Everyone Access To Its Five-Qubit Quantum Computer (fortune.com)

which are more equal than others

our mind is now operating

On: Study Suggests Free Will Is An Illusion (iflscience.com)

on a subscription model.

movie plot

On: Biotech Company To Attempt Revitalizing Nervous Systems of Brain-Dead Patients (telegraph.co.uk)

seen it.