Includes United States NEST Intergratioin Nuclear Launch Plugin for Internet Explorer 5.7 Internated with the Kernel, Launch Pad 2.0 Real Time Denation 3.0 Real time Denation Montior 2.0 Supports up to 2000 differant types of Nuclear Weapons Devices Drivers for NaPalm Techonlgy Included 500 Pre-programmed Country GPS locations OutLook Express 6.0 with Advanced Scripting and Automatic Attachment opening
You Sir are spreading DisInformation and Mud progranga to give "hope" where it doesn't exist. By this DisInformation you are imbedding "hope" and "salvation" into the masses which have none, thus raising your status and a relgious leader and gasping power at all costs. You are infecting the minds and using sutble mind control on the slashdot crowd, gaining more power. Over time you will turn corrupt and use this for your own personal gain to control slashdot to spread your own anti-war progranda... Hope you sleep well at night.
the starwars ASCII-ani is down, file not found, it was on a "free" web page thing, anyone have that ziped up on there hard drive any place or on a differant web server? I would really like to see that
Intel Guy: If you can't see them, they can't see you
Havard Guy: Uh? Are you referering to the Macs?
Intel Guy: They don't exist, if I can't see them they don't exist
Havard Guy: Sure they do look [removing cover to reveal an iMac]
Intel Guy: PUT IT BACK ON!!!! PUT IT BACK ON!!!!
Havard Guy: [quickly re-covers the iMac]
Intel Guy: [starts rocking back and forth] STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE!
Havard Guy: Are you alright Sir, can I get you a glass of water or something?!?
Intel Guy: [is still rocking back and forth] STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE!
Havard Guy: Please settle down, can I get your anything, you want to sit down, a glass of water?
Intel Guy: [still rocking back and forth] THEY DON'T EXIST, MY CEO TOLD ME SO, THEY DON'T EXIST, MY CEO TOLD ME SO. THEY TOOK US INTO A ROOM AND GAVE US THESE SUGAR CUBES AND MADE US WATCH IMACS GET BROKEN AND SMASHED. THE VIDEO HAD MILLIONS OF MACS GETTING DESTORIED, THEY SAID THEY DESTORIED ALL OF THEM, THEY SAID THEY DON'T EXIST!! THEY DON'T EXIST, MY CEO TOLD ME SO, STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE!
Havard Guy: [being sly] the Mac's died in the 1990's when Intel realsed the pentium that destoried them all [??]
Intel Guy: [shaking and in a cold sweat] what is going on, where am I, what happened?
I wonder if IBM could release the source to OS/2 or if they have some legally binding agreement with Microsoft?
I would of really like to see IBM kick the crap out of Microsoft with OS/2, even though I never used the OS. Let me re-phase that, for entrainment purposes, I would like to see IBM kick the crap out of Microsoft with OS/2
If OS/2 was say GPL, Microsoft won't really have any direct enemey to attack...
Listen there is what 50+ differant winmodems on the market, everyone and there mother has a differant winmodem right? What does Lucent (IBM??) have to lose by releasing the source to this drvier?
Will other companies be able to copy there winmodem? If so, who really gives a crap, there is already 50+ modems, does lucent really care if there is 50+ modems and 3 clones of there modem? It is not like Lucent has a %100 domination of the market and the ONLY winmodem, they don't. What could they possiable lose by realeasing the source?
Second, if there winmodem was the only modem that was supported by linux, don't you think they would get a short temp sales in this niche market, before other manufactors released there source code?
So say your site gets slashdotted? Then these bots will be nice enough to close port 80 for you? Thanks bots!:)
Things like that are hard to tell, how does the bot say tell the differance between a DOS attack on your httpd OR did someone just post the story to slashdot? What about a ton of incoming email, is it spam, DOS attack, or a bunch of people replying to your ad on monekybage.
I am not flaming the project, it sounds like a noble one that is really dam cool, but don't understand how they are doing things...
I would like to install a system admin bot then just troll slashdot all day...
you do realise that posting your street address on slashdot that you will be getting boxes full of hot grits and dead rats in the mail now, don't you??
1) one good thing about it, is that it builds character, makes a person stronger. what doesn't kill you, just makes you stronger type of thing, desenitises you to the world around, kinda like prison.
2) You don't get ass raped, but still get the character stengths (like prison without the ass rapings)
3) You could get "temprary legal insanity" if you killed someone during or shortly after the film
4) you won't go to prison because you could get off on "temprary legal insanity"
5) in prison you get ass raped, and if you got off of "temprary legal insanity", you won't have to go to prison and get ass raped.
6) This movies doesn't make your asshole bleed
7) Atleast Jon Katz isn't taking a "geek stance" on this and enjaging other geeks to take on a stand on this movies also
8) I heard the book was good
9) you can take your girlfreind to this movie and half way though say "So give me a blow job OR watch the rest of this movie"
10) you can lead over to a complete stranger half way though the movie and say "So give me a blow job OR watch the ret of this movie"
Come on guys, it is friday, relax, this is supose to be all in good fun..
The Diable2 preview movie "trailer" that came out about a year ago was an.exe file, had the movie and a "internal viewer" all rolled up in one so the user didn't have to download a video player...
they double clicked on it, it load the internal viewer and then load the internal movie
then again, I got the file from http://www.blizzard.com and trusted it, if someone named "Bob" just emailed it to me in a chain letter I won't be so quick to run it. That and I would flame "Bob" for sending large data/programs over email...
Keep it pure and don't be swayed from your goals. The Debian team is doing a hell of a job and don't want to see them "taint" their GNU/Linux distro with non-free and/or commerical software.
I am surpised there marketing department didn't get all over and nasty with that sisuation
"Cut off you testicales, drink some cough syrup tell you past out, dilluate yourself into thing God comes in the form of a space ship and then kill yourself with 12 other people. Some say this is crazy, nike says... "
Just Do It
"Nike, supporter of the mentally instable since 1945"
Isn't plan9 based on a Mach kernel, compared to say a monloith kernel (like linux has)? Wasn't one of hurds goals to have a mach kernel OS system? Couldn't they use this (if the license is compatiable?)?
Slashdot Mirror
Microsoft Windows 2000 Small Country Edition
Includes
United States NEST Intergratioin
Nuclear Launch Plugin for Internet Explorer 5.7
Internated with the Kernel, Launch Pad 2.0
Real Time Denation 3.0
Real time Denation Montior 2.0
Supports up to 2000 differant types of Nuclear Weapons
Devices Drivers for NaPalm Techonlgy Included
500 Pre-programmed Country GPS locations
OutLook Express 6.0 with Advanced Scripting and Automatic Attachment opening
I haven't seen this with the game boy, yet...
You Sir are spreading DisInformation and Mud progranga to give "hope" where it doesn't exist. By this DisInformation you are imbedding "hope" and "salvation" into the masses which have none, thus raising your status and a relgious leader and gasping power at all costs. You are infecting the minds and using sutble mind control on the slashdot crowd, gaining more power. Over time you will turn corrupt and use this for your own personal gain to control slashdot to spread your own anti-war progranda... Hope you sleep well at night.
(This post is %99.9 pure sacarism)
http://okcomput er.antiflux.org/~superfly/star-wars-asciimation.h
Star Wars ASCII, now if only I could get the Matrix in ASCII format, screw DVD
the starwars ASCII-ani is down, file not found, it was on a "free" web page thing, anyone have that ziped up on there hard drive any place or on a differant web server? I would really like to see that
1-800-your-mud
"Hi Welcome to your mud, please please # then your ID and pin number then pound again to login"
#************#
Logged in as "SOLVAS the Great"
You are standing in front of a tower:
`w`
You head west, here you are in front of a small lake:
'LAKI the queen of the NORMILZA empire' is stand here
`say so how are you, a/s/l?`
LAKI: 18 Female, sitting on a bus
`say really I am also on a bus which bus`
This would never happen though, because there isn't and would never be beatiful 18 year old females playing muds...
Second, isn't like a cell phone charge $1.49 or something PER MINUTE?!?
There are for the record some good text based video games, for example, hack, that drug dealer games and muds like tsunami.thebigwave.net
Intel Guy: If you can't see them, they can't see you
Havard Guy: Uh? Are you referering to the Macs?
Intel Guy: They don't exist, if I can't see them they don't exist
Havard Guy: Sure they do look [removing cover to reveal an iMac]
Intel Guy: PUT IT BACK ON!!!! PUT IT BACK ON!!!!
Havard Guy: [quickly re-covers the iMac]
Intel Guy: [starts rocking back and forth] STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE!
Havard Guy: Are you alright Sir, can I get you a glass of water or something?!?
Intel Guy: [is still rocking back and forth] STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE, STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE!
Havard Guy: Please settle down, can I get your anything, you want to sit down, a glass of water?
Intel Guy: [still rocking back and forth] THEY DON'T EXIST, MY CEO TOLD ME SO, THEY DON'T EXIST, MY CEO TOLD ME SO. THEY TOOK US INTO A ROOM AND GAVE US THESE SUGAR CUBES AND MADE US WATCH IMACS GET BROKEN AND SMASHED. THE VIDEO HAD MILLIONS OF MACS GETTING DESTORIED, THEY SAID THEY DESTORIED ALL OF THEM, THEY SAID THEY DON'T EXIST!! THEY DON'T EXIST, MY CEO TOLD ME SO, STEVE JOBS IS THE CATCHER IN THE RYE!
Havard Guy: [being sly] the Mac's died in the 1990's when Intel realsed the pentium that destoried them all [??]
Intel Guy: [shaking and in a cold sweat] what is going on, where am I, what happened?
I wonder if IBM could release the source to OS/2 or if they have some legally binding agreement with Microsoft?
I would of really like to see IBM kick the crap out of Microsoft with OS/2, even though I never used the OS. Let me re-phase that, for entrainment purposes, I would like to see IBM kick the crap out of Microsoft with OS/2
If OS/2 was say GPL, Microsoft won't really have any direct enemey to attack...
7IMHO, This is so fucking stupid!
Listen there is what 50+ differant winmodems on the market, everyone and there mother has a differant winmodem right? What does Lucent (IBM??) have to lose by releasing the source to this drvier?
Will other companies be able to copy there winmodem? If so, who really gives a crap, there is already 50+ modems, does lucent really care if there is 50+ modems and 3 clones of there modem? It is not like Lucent has a %100 domination of the market and the ONLY winmodem, they don't. What could they possiable lose by realeasing the source?
Second, if there winmodem was the only modem that was supported by linux, don't you think they would get a short temp sales in this niche market, before other manufactors released there source code?
So say your site gets slashdotted? Then these bots will be nice enough to close port 80 for you? Thanks bots!
Things like that are hard to tell, how does the bot say tell the differance between a DOS attack on your httpd OR did someone just post the story to slashdot? What about a ton of incoming email, is it spam, DOS attack, or a bunch of people replying to your ad on monekybage.
I am not flaming the project, it sounds like a noble one that is really dam cool, but don't understand how they are doing things...
I would like to install a system admin bot then just troll slashdot all day...
you do realise that posting your street address on slashdot that you will be getting boxes full of hot grits and dead rats in the mail now, don't you??
and in conclusion, i vow never to leave myself logged in on a public computer EVER again
HAHA, has anyone else got this? God that is great, come on, mod this SOB up!
1) one good thing about it, is that it builds character, makes a person stronger. what doesn't kill you, just makes you stronger type of thing, desenitises you to the world around, kinda like prison.
2) You don't get ass raped, but still get the character stengths (like prison without the ass rapings)
3) You could get "temprary legal insanity" if you killed someone during or shortly after the film
4) you won't go to prison because you could get off on "temprary legal insanity"
5) in prison you get ass raped, and if you got off of "temprary legal insanity", you won't have to go to prison and get ass raped.
6) This movies doesn't make your asshole bleed
7) Atleast Jon Katz isn't taking a "geek stance" on this and enjaging other geeks to take on a stand on this movies also
8) I heard the book was good
9) you can take your girlfreind to this movie and half way though say "So give me a blow job OR watch the rest of this movie"
10) you can lead over to a complete stranger half way though the movie and say "So give me a blow job OR watch the ret of this movie"
Come on guys, it is friday, relax, this is supose to be all in good fun..
Anybody else want to back me up on that one?
yea I will, now only if I had a mod point.
why can't you crypt it? Say you use this for email, do you want the entire world "packet sniffing" on your converastions?
Given the insecure nature of shooting you data out into waves avaiable for anyone to listen to, there should be some legal way to secure this...
Maybe "incode" all your senastive information into "quake3 packets"?
The Diable2 preview movie "trailer" that came out about a year ago was an
they double clicked on it, it load the internal viewer and then load the internal movie
then again, I got the file from http://www.blizzard.com and trusted it, if someone named "Bob" just emailed it to me in a chain letter I won't be so quick to run it. That and I would flame "Bob" for sending large data/programs over email...
Don't give up freedom for comfort!
Keep it pure and don't be swayed from your goals. The Debian team is doing a hell of a job and don't want to see them "taint" their GNU/Linux distro with non-free and/or commerical software.
I am surpised there marketing department didn't get all over and nasty with that sisuation
"Cut off you testicales, drink some cough syrup tell you past out, dilluate yourself into thing God comes in the form of a space ship and then kill yourself with 12 other people. Some say this is crazy, nike says... "
Just Do It
"Nike, supporter of the mentally instable since 1945"
about $60 dollars.
At our school, coke day was every friday, the rest of the week we bummed out and had to smoke crack or crank (meth)
I don't think any of us would care if someone came in with a pepsi shirt on.
This is not flamebait, I honestly don't know.
Isn't plan9 based on a Mach kernel, compared to say a monloith kernel (like linux has)? Wasn't one of hurds goals to have a mach kernel OS system? Couldn't they use this (if the license is compatiable?)?
It has one or two FreeBSD boxes...
what do you mean, they where millionares before this, when Andover picked them up (IIRC).
The offical time:
Wednesday June 07, @01:59PM
It shalt be called upon the trolls black Wednesday, the day slashdot started to suck.
*joke*