You really fucking believe Michigan is an Islamic state?
What I believe is not important. It's what Donald Trump believes, that's important.
You are a complete fucking idiot. You are so deep in your own fucking delusions that somebody puts out a poor attempt at satire concerning Dearborn and *poof* we've got them mooslims all over the place and state-wide Sharia law!
That being said, since you are a complete fucking moron, let me try to keep this simple.
That's really sad for you, that you project all those traits on me. But I forgive you nonetheless.
I'm really hoping my sarcasm detector is just low on tea.
No, you need to visit your doctor for advice on an organ transplant. You have no sarcasm detector. While you're on the operating table, get a sense of humor detector installed, as well.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? How can I take any of this shit seriously? Have conservatives gone this far off the fucking deep end?
Who says that I am a conservative?
Why don't you head over to Dearborn some time?
You, Sir, have given me every reason to avoid the place. Some very unpleasant people seem to live there.
It will depend on who is President next year. If Donald Trump is President, he will blame Muslims, and nuke an Islamic State . . . like Michigan.
If Hilary Clinton is President, she will blame the Republicans who are complaining about her private mail server. This cannot be responded to with nukes, so she will use US Navy SEAL Team Six to do bin Laden jobs on selected Republican leaders.
. . . but it's difficult and there is a danger of data loss.
So what they want, is a master key, so they can unlock any iPhone whenever and wherever they want, without a big hassle. Or a warrant. So they're claiming they can't access it, simply because they want easier access.
Global warming has nothing to do with how much snow is in your driveway, the snow in your driveway this year is "weather", not "climate". Measure it over the next decade, then get back to us.
Question: "How much snow did you shovel over the last decade?"
why has it taken governments so long to realize that if someone you works for asks for something, saying "no" can hurt you and therefore it should be illegal to ask for an employee to do anything that is not directly job related.
I am concerned, that the females who work in my company are not performing necessary washing hygiene on their breasts. Therefore, every female employee will be required to install a webcam in their shower. And lather up appropriately.
A female executive issued a memo that all males will also have to install webcams in their showers, and have a wank every morning. These videos will be reviewed by her and her giggling girlfriends while they comment, "(giggle) . . . I couldn't even pick my teeth with that toothpick! (giggle)" . . .
It's not like you just come across pipes like this in open water, but no SCUBA diver worth their salt would get near an unknown pipe like that.
Exactly! Someone please mod this up! I have some friends who dive, and they tell me, "Before you go down . . . look around!" Local diving clubs have maps of places with potential dangers, and are more than welcome to give you advice, free of charge!
These guys are a couple of idiots with too much money to spend on gear, and obviously have no training whatsoever.
probably something that Florida Power and Light needs to beef up a bit more - it's clearly insufficiently tamper/idiot proof.
Nothing can be made idiot proof, because idiots are so ingenious. You can put up a sign at a zoo, stating that the lions are wild animals, and you should at all means never enter their enclosure.
Some idiot will still crawl over the fence to pet the "Kitty-Kats".
And then sue the zoo. See cats in the microwave and hot coffee for examples.
If I setup a private email server for an executive in my company . . . my immunity deal would have been a punch in the nose, and a kick in the ass. Then they would have pealed my scrotum and deep fried my testicles.
In my company, we have this concept called "Integrity" . . . even if your superiors request that I do something against company policy . . . I can report them without any fear of reprisal.
This guy knew that he was doing something illegal in setting up a personal mail server for Hillary. They should heat up the deep fryer for him. Now as to Hillary, who gave the orders . . . well ... you can imagine what I think about her.
That's like a car company disabling half the cylinders in your engine after you buy the car.
Reducing the functionality of a purchased product post-purchase is sleazy and probably should be considered illegal on some level.
Take a look at the EULA of your car . . . you don't really own your car . . . the car is the property of the company that produced it. They can shut you down to one cylinder, if they feel like it.
A dam is not a symbol of another religion, why would they destroy it?
A natural spring squirts out some water in the mountains. This is Allah's will. As it runs down the mountain, it turns into a bigger river. and eventually runs into the ocean. This is also Allah's will.
If you build a dam to stop the water from flowing, you are countering Allah's will. So, thus, dams are anti-Islamic.
Actually, a good question. It seemed like the Islamic State was very passionate about destroying anything non-Muslim . . . ancient temples, statues, works of art, etc. A dam should have been on their short list of non-Muslim stuff, so the Islamic State creeps should have blown it up a long time ago.
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I think we need to start granting H-1Bs for politicians. We don't seem to have enough politicians with the right skills.
Yet strangely, all Swedes are named, "Sven".
Nonsense! Just flip through the IKEA catalog, to see the richness of Swedish names.
My favorite Swedish female name is "Skrolan", and if I had a St. Bernard dog, I would name him "Bootsman".
Well, they do need fresh blood to finish off GNU/Hurd, this is one way to get it...
I don't believe that GNU/Hurd was ever intended to be finished. I think the idea was to have a permanent Work In Progress.
Actually I believe that this was part of AlphaGo's training . . . playing against itself.
It would be interesting to set up a Go Turing Test. Either have another top Go player or AlphaGo behind a wall calling the moves.
Can the human champ Lee Se-dol determine if he is playing against a computer or a human . . . ?
Also, the more he plays against AlphaGo, will he develop different strategies for playing against computers, as opposed to humans . . . ?
You really fucking believe Michigan is an Islamic state?
What I believe is not important. It's what Donald Trump believes, that's important.
You are a complete fucking idiot. You are so deep in your own fucking delusions that somebody puts out a poor attempt at satire concerning Dearborn and *poof* we've got them mooslims all over the place and state-wide Sharia law!
That being said, since you are a complete fucking moron, let me try to keep this simple.
That's really sad for you, that you project all those traits on me. But I forgive you nonetheless.
I'm really hoping my sarcasm detector is just low on tea.
No, you need to visit your doctor for advice on an organ transplant. You have no sarcasm detector. While you're on the operating table, get a sense of humor detector installed, as well.
I mean, seriously, what the fuck? How can I take any of this shit seriously? Have conservatives gone this far off the fucking deep end?
Who says that I am a conservative?
Why don't you head over to Dearborn some time?
You, Sir, have given me every reason to avoid the place. Some very unpleasant people seem to live there.
It will depend on who is President next year. If Donald Trump is President, he will blame Muslims, and nuke an Islamic State . . . like Michigan.
If Hilary Clinton is President, she will blame the Republicans who are complaining about her private mail server. This cannot be responded to with nukes, so she will use US Navy SEAL Team Six to do bin Laden jobs on selected Republican leaders.
"Dear Slashdot,"
"Thank you for the Slashvertisement!"
"Our check is in the mail,"
"Yours Truly,"
"HP"
. . . but it's difficult and there is a danger of data loss.
So what they want, is a master key, so they can unlock any iPhone whenever and wherever they want, without a big hassle. Or a warrant. So they're claiming they can't access it, simply because they want easier access.
Well played.
What people seem oblivious to is where this money comes from.
Oh, that's easy . . . Germany. Just google on "EU paymaster".
Now, THAT would be the ultimate final solution: a nuke-powered drone!
I've been assured that asteroid mining and 3D printing have solved all resource problems?
So, wait . . . I have an idea! We can just 3D print asteroids, and then mine them.
We'll then have renewable resources forever!
Take that, Koch Brothers!
Not to mention how uncomfortable it will be to bump knees with the other passenger.
Not to mention how comfortable it will be to jump bones with the other passenger.
Forget your Mile High Club . . . this one will be the difficult Beanie Baby to get in the set . . .
Global warming has nothing to do with how much snow is in your driveway, the snow in your driveway this year is "weather", not "climate". Measure it over the next decade, then get back to us.
Question: "How much snow did you shovel over the last decade?"
Answer: "Too much!"
... New exam rule: no wearing of wristwatches, of any kind, while taking an exam.
Think of the failed terrorist attacks: the shoe bomber, the underwear bomber, and the tampon bomber . . .
At the PolygamousRanch University, all our students are required to wear no clothes at all when taking exams.
In the buff, or no credit, is our motto.
Our University charges no tuition. We just sell videos of exams, to cover our costs.
why has it taken governments so long to realize that if someone you works for asks for something, saying "no" can hurt you and therefore it should be illegal to ask for an employee to do anything that is not directly job related.
I am concerned, that the females who work in my company are not performing necessary washing hygiene on their breasts. Therefore, every female employee will be required to install a webcam in their shower. And lather up appropriately.
A female executive issued a memo that all males will also have to install webcams in their showers, and have a wank every morning. These videos will be reviewed by her and her giggling girlfriends while they comment, "(giggle) . . . I couldn't even pick my teeth with that toothpick! (giggle)" . . .
It's not like you just come across pipes like this in open water, but no SCUBA diver worth their salt would get near an unknown pipe like that.
Exactly! Someone please mod this up! I have some friends who dive, and they tell me, "Before you go down . . . look around!" Local diving clubs have maps of places with potential dangers, and are more than welcome to give you advice, free of charge!
These guys are a couple of idiots with too much money to spend on gear, and obviously have no training whatsoever.
probably something that Florida Power and Light needs to beef up a bit more - it's clearly insufficiently tamper/idiot proof.
Nothing can be made idiot proof, because idiots are so ingenious. You can put up a sign at a zoo, stating that the lions are wild animals, and you should at all means never enter their enclosure.
Some idiot will still crawl over the fence to pet the "Kitty-Kats".
And then sue the zoo. See cats in the microwave and hot coffee for examples.
Cause of death: congestive heart failure . . .
. . . when she was attacked by sharks with lasers . . .
Forget the Hellfire missiles . . . arm your drones with bird poop. Imagine a drone pooping on Osama bin Laden . . . right in the face!
Priceless!
If the US military would adopt this strategy, our troubles in the Islamic State would soon be over!
If I setup a private email server for an executive in my company . . . my immunity deal would have been a punch in the nose, and a kick in the ass. Then they would have pealed my scrotum and deep fried my testicles.
In my company, we have this concept called "Integrity" . . . even if your superiors request that I do something against company policy . . . I can report them without any fear of reprisal.
This guy knew that he was doing something illegal in setting up a personal mail server for Hillary. They should heat up the deep fryer for him. Now as to Hillary, who gave the orders . . . well . .. you can imagine what I think about her.
That's like a car company disabling half the cylinders in your engine after you buy the car.
Reducing the functionality of a purchased product post-purchase is sleazy and probably should be considered illegal on some level.
Take a look at the EULA of your car . . . you don't really own your car . . . the car is the property of the company that produced it. They can shut you down to one cylinder, if they feel like it.
Bezos owns the Washington Post. The Washington Post endorses Clinton for president.
So does Bezos own Clinton? Or does Clinton own Bezos . . . ? Inquiring minds want to know . . .
A dam is not a symbol of another religion, why would they destroy it?
A natural spring squirts out some water in the mountains. This is Allah's will. As it runs down the mountain, it turns into a bigger river. and eventually runs into the ocean. This is also Allah's will.
If you build a dam to stop the water from flowing, you are countering Allah's will. So, thus, dams are anti-Islamic.
Q.E.D.
Why haven't they blown it already?
Actually, a good question. It seemed like the Islamic State was very passionate about destroying anything non-Muslim . . . ancient temples, statues, works of art, etc. A dam should have been on their short list of non-Muslim stuff, so the Islamic State creeps should have blown it up a long time ago.