User: ciphersort

ciphersort claims that 95% of firms break laws

On: Report Claims 95% of Music Downloads Are Illegal

ciphersort claims that 95% of firms break laws.

What...

On: Researchers Discover The Most Creative Time of Day

No 4:20 jokes? Oh shit... I need to get the chips ready...

Re:Inconvenient Identification - A Solution!

On: IBM Granted "Paper-or-Plastic?" Patent

Open up a copy of your local phone book in private (so there is no access recorded) and memorize a few phone numbers attached to homes in affluent neighborhoods to recite in place of presenting the offensive tracking cards.

Re:Programmers? Search and Replace...

On: California Can't Perform Pay Cut Because of COBOL

I have replaced antiquated systems with hard coding throughout. Hmmm... Let's see, the last time was last September... I believe I used this obsolete idea called regular expressions to get the job done. Some types call that sort of functionality search and replace. Hey! Isn't that what they do to programmers??? Search and replace...

Re:Techie Night Life?

On: NYT Techie Night Life Reprogrammed

Meanwhile in North Florida nerds still ingest massive quantities of drugs and party like whores... You know... I was considering moving to South Florida... until I read your comment. Maybe it's just your friends though... :)

Where is a

On: Scotty's Final Mission

Where is a General Products hull when you need one.

Capital

On: Gates Issues Call For "Creative Capitalism"

Mutual credit systems are far more creative than any solution Bill Gates has come up with or tripped over.

Re:Part of a middle east solution

On: Israel Moves Toward a National Biometric Database

Florida's population is about 4% Jewish if memory serves. Just because most dollars in Florida are Jewish... ;)

Re:Part of a middle east solution

On: Israel Moves Toward a National Biometric Database

That would never have worked because the residents of Florida are one of the best armed populations on Earth.