I have this dream where I'm lying under a glass-topped coffee table while a hot chick defecates onto it. It'd kinda spoil it if she was playing SuperMarioCart at the same time.
I mean, can you spin the tyres on it when you pull out of the driveway, and does it make a satisfying noise as you rev the nuts off it? I suspect 'not'. So what's the point of it, really?
We've become mangy curs slinking around under the table whilst the obese US 'government' throw us the odd piece of chicken fat. About time we got ourselves another Empire, I reckon.
I think he actually bends over forwards, if the movies I've downloaded are based on real-life events. Ah shit, I guess I'm gonna be extradited now, for admitting that?
........and their peerages were probably purchased by donations to whichever corrupt government happened to be in powe at the time. Oh, wait - not THAT kind of peers....
So a real-world analogy (yes, the Real World does actually exist.....) would be some guy standing on a street-corner, pointing at a bank, and telling people "there's a load of money in there". Does this make him a bank robber?
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I have this dream where I'm lying under a glass-topped coffee table while a hot chick defecates onto it. It'd kinda spoil it if she was playing SuperMarioCart at the same time.
Well, use your own stickers then.
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I doubt it. Iranian pron isn't that great.
How do they know it's a 'baby mammoth', rather than a 'standard elephant'?
An African Elephant? In Siberia? Pull the other one. It must be a Woolly Siberian Ice Elephant.
umm...... continental drift, maybe?
I suspect you'll be hearing from XYZ Inc.'s lawyers, soon.
I mean, can you spin the tyres on it when you pull out of the driveway, and does it make a satisfying noise as you rev the nuts off it? I suspect 'not'. So what's the point of it, really?
How do they know it's a 'baby mammoth', rather than a 'standard elephant'?
We've become mangy curs slinking around under the table whilst the obese US 'government' throw us the odd piece of chicken fat. About time we got ourselves another Empire, I reckon.
To all my fellow UK /.ers, you can write to the Home Secretary about this matter, explaining politely why this is wrong:
Rt Hon Theresa May MP Home Secretary 2 Marsham Street London SW1P 4DF
public.enquiries@homeoffice.gsi.gov.uk
Telephone number: 020 7035 4848
But she's a woman. WTF will she know about anything, other than cooking, cleaning, and....... ummm.........what else do women do?
I think he actually bends over forwards, if the movies I've downloaded are based on real-life events. Ah shit, I guess I'm gonna be extradited now, for admitting that?
No. They give the other half guns, and declare the first half to be 'terrorists'
........and their peerages were probably purchased by donations to whichever corrupt government happened to be in powe at the time. Oh, wait - not THAT kind of peers....
So a real-world analogy (yes, the Real World does actually exist.....) would be some guy standing on a street-corner, pointing at a bank, and telling people "there's a load of money in there". Does this make him a bank robber?
"detection of chemical or radiological agents"??? like, someone could detonate a nuclear bomb in NYC and no-one would notice except the postman?