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  1. Re:Are we any smarter than we were 2000 years ago? on Google Brings the Dead Sea Scrolls To the Digital Age · · Score: 1, Informative

    Iron Age.
    FIFY

  2. Re:"We won't SELL your photos..." on Instagram: We Won't Sell Your Photos · · Score: 3, Insightful

    After we're done turning them over to any TLA with the words "defense", "security", "intelligence", or "investigation" in their names.

  3. We Won't Sell YOUR Photos on Instagram: We Won't Sell Your Photos · · Score: 5, Funny

    They are OURS, fools!

  4. Frogs Get Used to Temperature of Boiling Water on Microsoft Has Been Watching, and It Says You're Getting Used To Windows 8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    In the end?

    Still tastes like chicken.

    Seriously. If this is the best language of encouragement that Ballmer can choke out of his throat, then you know there is a Vista-sized hole in Microsoft's delivery.

    I know! Why don't we all get used to Ubuntu Unity and Libre Office? "Even with the rumblings, we feel confident that it's a moment in time more than an actual problem."

  5. I'm Writing a Book on Anonymous Hacks Westboro Baptist Church · · Score: 4, Funny

    "What to Expect When You're Expecting Anonymous"

  6. Re:i had been wondering on Google+ Chief Grounded From Twitter By Larry Page · · Score: 1

    Per Benito. ;-)

  7. Re:i had been wondering on Google+ Chief Grounded From Twitter By Larry Page · · Score: 2

    Hence one of the "winch operators" for the previous dismantlement, is publicly, prepping ground for the next...

  8. Re:i had been wondering on Google+ Chief Grounded From Twitter By Larry Page · · Score: 1

    :-) My signature is by Bill Murray...

  9. Re:i had been wondering on Google+ Chief Grounded From Twitter By Larry Page · · Score: 2
  10. Re:i had been wondering on Google+ Chief Grounded From Twitter By Larry Page · · Score: 2

    In Soviet Amerika, Communism moves to YOU!

  11. Serf Music on Google+ Chief Grounded From Twitter By Larry Page · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "Everybody's Serf-ing now, Come on a safari with me.."
    "Serf-ing USA!"

  12. Re:i had been wondering on Google+ Chief Grounded From Twitter By Larry Page · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you like corporate-fudalism so much, why don't you... Oh, yeah. Too late.

  13. Re:i dont want to go to school on Music Industry Suits Could Bankrupt Pirate Party Members · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Then move back to Sandy Hook, Casper.

  14. Re:Good on Music Industry Suits Could Bankrupt Pirate Party Members · · Score: 0

    That's "The Suits" for you. Too many of 'em, and not enough MUSICIANS in the so-called "Music Industry".

    "Hey! We're the leeches privileged to feed off this host! You file-sharers go away!"

  15. THE INNERNET! on Ask Slashdot: What To Tell Non-Tech Savvy Family About Malware? · · Score: 1

    IS FER PWN3'n N00BZ!

  16. Re:i had been wondering on Google+ Chief Grounded From Twitter By Larry Page · · Score: 2, Informative

    It means that "Social Networking" is for the little people. Its' for the rubes you are taking. It means, like everything else in this society - it is hierarchical and tiered. They only participate to manage you. Not as your social peer.

  17. Re:SkyNet on Ray Kurzweil Joins Google As Director of Engineering · · Score: 1

    How do you "upload" the unconscious? It's like saying you've replicated an iceberg - above the waterline.

    What you get is a simulacrum, not a perpetuation. This is fantasy twaddle - the triumph of middle-intellects, with out insight.

  18. Re:SkyNet on Ray Kurzweil Joins Google As Director of Engineering · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I had a better summary in my submission. ;-)

    Kurzweil is famous for his breakthroughs in OCR, computer speech synthesis and digital music creation â" as well as his theory of âoeThe Singularity,â that point when technology is sufficiently advanced that it contests and surpasses human intelligence."

    "I'm thrilled to be teaming up with Google to work on some of the hardest problems in computer science so we can turn the next decade's 'unrealistic' visions into reality." said Kurzweil.

    Peter Norvig, Google's director of research, said "We appreciate his ambitious, long-term thinking, and we think his approach to problem-solving will be incredibly valuable to projects we're working on at Google."

    Hal 9000 was unavailable for comment, as were Colossus, Guardian and Dr. Charles A. Forbin.

  19. Re:Hey Microtard on Slashdot Story Helps Raise $43,200 For the FreeBSD Foundation In Three Days · · Score: 1

    Your humor detector is malfunctioning. That probably because it was made in Chine - and has no "satire" spectrum.

  20. IS THERE AN ECHO IN HERE? on Electrical Grid Hum Used To Time Locate Any Digital Recording · · Score: 1

    IN HERE
    In Here
    in here
    in here... ere... ere..

    We already demolished this story on Wednesday, when it was posted as a "terrist fool proofer".

  21. Two Great Tastes, Even Better Together! on Slashdot Story Helps Raise $43,200 For the FreeBSD Foundation In Three Days · · Score: 3, Funny

    Slashdot and FreeBSD: after all, no one wants to die alone. ;-)

    "Pssssst! Hey, buddy! Can I interest you in a vintage Net 4 tape? Real cheap for a collector's item like this. I'll even throw in a QIC-2 tape reader and a 'I'm Mentally Contaminated' button, just for you..."

  22. Two Great Tastes, Even Better Together! on Slashdot Story Helps Raise $43,200 For the FreeBSD Foundation In Three Days · · Score: 0

    Slashdot and FreeBSD: after all, no one wants to die alone.

  23. Re:Dammit on Linux Nukes 386 Support · · Score: 1

    Heh. You just reminded me of "High Memory" - the 64k XMS segment that was addressable for TSR's and drivers. :-)

    Hello, Soundblaster, CD-ROM and ISA LAN card!

  24. Re:Dammit on Linux Nukes 386 Support · · Score: 1

    Intel didn't help with the terrible 286 mode change, requiring "bumping" errors against the A20 gate...

  25. "Ebony and Ivory" on Google's Image Search Now Requires Explicit Queries For Explicit Results · · Score: 2

    You don't get Michael Jackson and Paul McCartney. :-)

    "Say, say, say what you want, but don't play games with my affection..."