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  1. Re:Cue All Conspiracy Nuts on Will It Take a 'Cyber Pearl Harbor' To Break Congressional Deadlock? · · Score: 2

    Yeah. When it doesn't need to be "false flag".

    Collateral damage to your own industrial infrastructure is enough to make the risk of escalating "cyber warfare" a lose-lose proposition.

    Cyber Weapon Friendly Fire: Chevron Stuxnet Fallout

    In the end, this will be used as the basis to kill your free Internet, that with all its warts and pitfalls, is far more valuable than the heavily-policed alternatives.

    That sub-genius Richard Clarke has been squawking this kind of lame bullshit since Clinton was not having-sex-with-that-woman. :-)

  2. Re:Do RTFA on Woz Worries Microsoft Is Now More Innovative Than Apple · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Woz. Is kind hearted and thoughtful.

    This excuses him from being wrong and somewhat crazy.

  3. Re:Still going on The Empire In Decline? · · Score: 1

    I wasn't talkin' Win8

    Sharepoint/Exchange/MSSQL/Server*

    You know. The crap.

  4. Re:How unsafe could that be? on Honda's "Micro Commuter" Features Swappable Bodies · · Score: 1

    Pop a wheelie!

  5. Re:3 Bodies that no one wants. on Honda's "Micro Commuter" Features Swappable Bodies · · Score: 1

    Yes. That's what I'm talkin' bout!

  6. Re:3 Bodies that no one wants. on Honda's "Micro Commuter" Features Swappable Bodies · · Score: 1

    Really.

    If guys want to wet-dream over some car they will never get to own, anyways? Grow some balls!

  7. 3 Bodies that no one wants. on Honda's "Micro Commuter" Features Swappable Bodies · · Score: 1

    Pure car-show fodder.

    I think the "bondi-blue" '98 iMac model is the most humourous. A little late to the party, no?

  8. Sinofsky's Out? on The Empire In Decline? · · Score: 1

    Maybe he slept with his biographer.

  9. Re:So, this is just the semiaccurate.com one? on The Empire In Decline? · · Score: 1

    Sinofsky is J. Allard's next-of-KIN.

  10. Re:Still going on The Empire In Decline? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hey!

    Microsoft will sell to "Enterprise".

    GM will ALWAYS fleet cars.

    They just won't make a sedan you'd buy, yourself. Mazda and VW will trounce the value/dollar every day of the week.

  11. Re:Our constitutional republic is dead on Petraeus Case Illustrates FBI Authority To Read Email · · Score: 1

    But what a sequel for "Who's Naylin' Paylin"!

  12. "Schadenfreude" on Petraeus Case Illustrates FBI Authority To Read Email · · Score: 1

    scha-den-freu-de

    [shahd-n-froi-duh] noun
    see "General David Petraeus"

    I have heard multiple "serious media commentators" refer to this unfolding of events as resembling something like "a Greek tragedy".

    I am put more in mind of an Italian sex-farce. Like they used to make when Loren and Lollobrigida were at peak.

    Now we will have to be merely content, whilst awaiting the Flynt Production: "This is Not Centcom!"

  13. Re:Who I know on Petraeus Case Illustrates FBI Authority To Read Email · · Score: 1

    I'm archived, back to 1999 on some mails - personal account. :-)

  14. Re:Begging the question on Ask Slashdot: What Is the Best Way To Add Forums To a Website? · · Score: 2

    A forum doesn't sleep, a forum doesn't go on holiday.
    I think you might be new here, on Slashdot. :-)

  15. Price Cougars? on NY Attorney General Subpoenas Craigslist For Post-Sandy Price Gougers · · Score: 1

    Oh wait... Never mind.

  16. Re:MORE CRAY PR0N! on Cray Unveils XC30 Supercomputer · · Score: 2

    HERETIC! Machines that THINK? You need a Mentat!

  17. Fat Boy has James Bond Wet Dream on Cisco VP To Memo Leaker: Finding You Now 'My Hobby' · · Score: 4, Funny

    Film at 11.

  18. MORE CRAY PR0N! on Cray Unveils XC30 Supercomputer · · Score: 4, Informative
  19. Re:Does it have a bench-seat? on Cray Unveils XC30 Supercomputer · · Score: 2
  20. Does it have a bench-seat? on Cray Unveils XC30 Supercomputer · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's no Cray, unless it also doubles as stylish atrium furniture.

  21. Re:Why? on Apple Considering Switch Away From Intel For Macs · · Score: 1

    R4000 Indigo Elan and R12000 Indigo2 Mac Impact.

    Beautiful space heaters. :-)

  22. Re:And... on Study: the Universe Has Almost Stopped Making New Stars · · Score: 1

    I left out video-game franchise-derived movies...

    That's OK. It doesn't contradict the thesis that at every cosmic level, these are the thermodynamic end-times.

    Let's toast the 2nd law, everyone! I'm lighting a Cuban with a thousand-dollar-bill...

  23. And... on Study: the Universe Has Almost Stopped Making New Stars · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They stopped making new movies, about 2002.

    Now it's only remakes, re-boots, TV re-imaginings, and films based on children's toys.

  24. Re: EDUCATE THYSELF on Barack Obama Retains US Presidency · · Score: 1

    Yeah. The CIA hired out some special forces to terminate one of their operators.
    http://www.greenleft.org.au/node/24198

    Of course, this was the decoy, the original having been decommissioned somewhat earlier, at an inconvenient time to influence the conflict over Pipelineistan:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=0Z96IIQyVe0

    I LOVE Operation Treadstone.

    Nice how there was no independent forensic examination of the cadaver. But I guess anybody who asks for science here is the moral equivalent of a "birther".

  25. THIS JUST IN! on Barack Obama Retains US Presidency · · Score: 1