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  1. Re:"This is not a secondary business like Xbox..." on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 2

    They aren't "bringing something new" by dragging along something old. :-P

  2. Re:Merry Christmas! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 1

    Coming out? Breaking out.

  3. Re:Time to pick one up! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 1

    Pick it up, yes.

    There's a fine if you leave it on the lawn or trails. Did you bring a baggie?

  4. Re:Merry Christmas! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 2

    There aren't. We just "slashdotted" 'em.

  5. Re:"This is not a secondary business like Xbox..." on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Surface? It's Unpossible. A turd. On a silver platter.

    I watched the entire Zune BS from inside MS - and predicted the entire trajectory of the "chase Apple, xerox their market" strategy.

    Have you been into a "Microsoft Store"? It's like the Bizarro World, from Superman Comics.

    This is phase two, of the Bizarro strategy: Now that they have a consumer store, they will produce a product to sell in it.

  6. Re:FAIL ! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 2

    Microsoft doesn't like price wars.

    They prefer to fail on MERIT!

  7. Re:1979? on Ask Slashdot: What Were You Taught About Computers In High School? · · Score: 1

    Oh, yeah. BASIC+2. That was the starter. Line numbers and GOTO.

    I am almost positive that the handful of glass terminals we had were ADM-3. The hump-back and dip-switches seem right. Ours were dark brown or grey, with black backs. The compute lab was lined with the paper terminals. 30 of these running was like a machine shop.

  8. Re:Merry Christmas! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 1

    Upgrade to SURFACE! Everybody wins, right?

  9. Re:Awesome! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 4, Funny

    Just bring the Surface adaptor for your trusty IBM 42H1292 Model-M 101-key!

    SPROIIIING!

  10. Re:Merry Christmas! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 2

    Everything!

    Except follow you on every device you own, anywhere you want!

    OOPS! "Hey, let me just plug my XBOX 360 into my cigarette lighter, and stream the music over bluetooth. This thing rocks for discovering new stuff!"

  11. "This is not a secondary business like Xbox..." on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "...or an ill-conceived also-ran like the Zune."

    No. It is a delusional, strategic blunder.

  12. Re:Time to pick one up! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 1

    IE9 on Windows.

    What an abortion.

    "Safe browsing" through blocking actions and pop-up notifications that interrupt 60% of user activity. I kept thinking "This is a Beta, right?"

  13. Re:No More Line Between Tablet & Laptop on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 1

    What in the Shill-iverse are you saying?

    Has this been what anybody is asking for? Oh, yeah! That's why netbooks prevented the iPad from getting any traction!

    There's no real "tablet market" There's the iPad market, and there are eReaders. Everything else is marginal.

  14. Re:Too little, too late on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 3, Funny

    You want to wear the CONE OF SHAME in a meeting? Bring a Surface. :-)

    Why should the Blackberry users hog all the ignominy?

  15. MICROSOFT IS RIM on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 1

    Shout it from the rooftop.

  16. Re:Merry Christmas! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 2
  17. Re:Merry Christmas! on Microsoft Surface Pricing Goes Toe-to-Toe With Apple iPad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Surface is the new Zune!

    "LONG LIVE ZUNE!" :-)

    Just saying this has me bursting into laughter.

  18. Kernel Merge Expected on Reiser4 File System Still In Development · · Score: 5, Funny

    in 20 years to life.

  19. Re:THERE GOES CABLE! on FCC To Allow Cable Companies To Encrypt Over-the-Air Channels · · Score: 3, Funny

    Tourette's (noun, medical) Definition:

    No one gives a shit what you think. Not one shit.

    So keep living like a hermit bum, fucking fuck.

  20. Re:Sports and political talk on FCC To Allow Cable Companies To Encrypt Over-the-Air Channels · · Score: 1

    For my kids? Sports is about PLAYING. They can't watch their favorite sport for more than 10 mins.

  21. Re:Sports and political talk on FCC To Allow Cable Companies To Encrypt Over-the-Air Channels · · Score: 0

    If I want lies, I just come to Slashdot. :-/

  22. THERE GOES CABLE! on FCC To Allow Cable Companies To Encrypt Over-the-Air Channels · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Look! TV just killed itself!

    I have two tween kids. They don't know what Cable, satellite or OTA are...

    There's YouTube, NetFlix, Amazon and PutLocker.

    They also know some suckers who pay for HuluPlus, to watch the unwatchable.

  23. EMPIRE on US Suspects Iran Was Behind a Wave of Cyberattacks · · Score: 1

    '..a form of political organisation in which the social elements that rule in the dominant state...create networks of allied elites in regions abroad who accept subordination in international affairs in return for the security of their position in their own administrative unit.'

    -- Charles Maier

  24. The Cold War on US Suspects Iran Was Behind a Wave of Cyberattacks · · Score: 1

    Was TWO "Evil Empires" - holding each other mostly in check.

    Now, one is free to rampage.

    The "bread and circuses" of consumerism and democratic tautologies keep the sheep calm down on the farm.

  25. ELOP == BELLUZZO on The Three Pillars of Nokia Strategy Have All Failed · · Score: 1