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  1. Re:Let me get this straight... on Desktop As a Cellphone Extension? · · Score: -1, Troll

    I also carry my wallet and cellular phone, a programmable calculator, as well as a passport and handgun (with extra clips) at all times in the house. I use a standard ziplock plastic bag and a lanyard around my neck when I'm in the shower. Sometimes, my wife gets angry because it pokes her in the eyes when we're having marital relations, and it did cause a bit of a problem for my late first wife (may she rest in peace) when I once left the safety off. You have to be prepared should local law enforcement demand to see your papers, or if the need should arise to make a cellular call, solve a differential equation, prove my status as a natural-born US citizen, stop a charging Kodiak bear or retrieve a phone number from one of the many slips of paper in my wallet.

    You never know, and it's best to always be prepared.

    If you think you are going to stop a charging Kodiak with your pathetic handgun, that pretty much explains your other idiotic behaviors.

  2. Re:This won't fly. on Apple Hints At Future Liquid-Cooled Laptops · · Score: 1

    "Literally, it won't fly." That's the oldest, tiredest, stupidest line since Zogg said it after his first glance at the wheel. Orville and Wilbur's grandfather, a circuit judge, said it about the flying machine.