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  1. L337 on Testing Technology on a Veritable Army of Children? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Crap. They're going to teach all those children to come together under the banner of l337sp34k.

    The future is doomed.

    Sharkey

  2. Kill The Scientists on Changing Earth's Orbit Proposed · · Score: 2

    Lemme tell you about things that I don't trust our scientists with: the orbit of the planet. Still, do you think this is going to be the next movie craze, like the whole asteroid cataclysm thing? I can just see it now, Bruce Willis, suiting up to save the world yet again. Sharkey
    http://www.badassmofo.com

  3. Great on Flash For The Rest Of Us · · Score: 5

    Now thousands of PERL users can program Flash to generate completely useless splash pages.

    Dammit. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com

  4. You call that a collection? on The Ultimate Video Game Library up for Auction · · Score: 1

    I don't even see "A Boy & His Blob" in there. I am thoroughly unimpressed. And where's the photo? I need to see product before purchase, hot dammit! *seethes with jealousy*Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com
    BAMF, it does a body good.

  5. Great on Buy Your CDs From Your PCS Phone · · Score: 4

    Another reason to stay off the road....SUV DRIVER: "Oh MAN! Carribean Queen by Billy Ocean! I love this song, I gotta get it! Let's see... B-I-L-L... Oops, cut that guy off, sorry... Y.. O-C-E *SCREEEEEECH* SHIIIIIIT! *BOOM*Sharkey
    badassmofo.com

  6. Re:Question on Pentium 4 And Brookdale Update · · Score: 1

    Why must you mock my illiteracy? I thought that in this day and age my handicap would be met with tolerance, but I guess I was wrong. My voice-recognition software reads stuff back to me in this Stephen Hawking voice, and when I've taken my "medicine", I get a little confused as to what he's saying. This one time I thought he was explaining the secrets of quantum physics to me, but I guess I'd just been blathering on at my cat Mincey. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com

  7. Question on Pentium 4 And Brookdale Update · · Score: 1

    I don't see any mobos specifically designed for the P4 around. Will it run on a PPGA PIII supported mobo? (Sorry if I sound ignorant here, but what the Hell am I supposed to run one on?)Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com

  8. Ugh on Compaq Holds Off On Crusoe · · Score: 1
    The news comes at a particularly bad time for Transmeta, whose initial public offering is scheduled to start trading around 9 a.m. PST Tuesday.
    Now that's a shite way to start it off. Whoever said "There's no such thing as bad press" never worked in the stock market. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com
  9. Holy Crap on Lord of the Terabytes · · Score: 1

    Slashdotting an image of that size on an already slow server = bad news. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com

  10. Maybe they'd benefit from... on Coders Say Yes To Telecommuting, No To Ping Pong · · Score: 1

    Classes. Not classes in any languages, mind you, but social interaction classes. And in my experience with a lot of coders, classes in showering. Maybe then they'll be able to get women. Although, that might just be the downfall of the industry. Damn that John Romero baggin' Killcreek, gave these long haired jackholes false hope. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com

  11. I feel bloated on Medicine And Open Source? · · Score: 2

    The Blue Screen of Death® never held more meaning. Sharkey
    www.bamf.com

  12. Re:A public thank you for sliceoftheday.com on Candidates' Positions On Internet Filtering · · Score: 1

    Heh, it ain't even open yet. But I'm glad you enjoy it. Sharkey
    www.bamf.com

  13. Lesser of two stupids on Candidates' Positions On Internet Filtering · · Score: 2

    I guess we could make the observation that Gore now wants to filter and regulate his own invention, but that'd be a bit redundant, don't you think?Personally, rather than vote for those morons, I'm going to vote for my Darth Vader Lego Keychain. He's done a bang-up job guarding my keys, and I doubt we'll notice much difference voting a hunk of plastic into office rather than a block of wood or a coke whore. Sharkey
    www.bamf.com

  14. Pics on Jupiter As From Cassini · · Score: 3

    Jupiter's gonna be pissed that we got it's bad side. I know from experience that she hates it when we take pics of her *spot*I tried to tell her it's distinguishing, that it gives character, like Cindy Crawford's mole, but she just sat there and expelled gasses and sulked. Bitch. Sharkey
    Bamf.com

  15. ARRRGH on In Depth With Jason Haas And LinuxPPC · · Score: 1

    Stupid user-restricted stories. Warn us about that crap before we go there. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com
    Tastes great, Less filling.

  16. *Sigh* on John Carmack on the X-box Advisory Board? · · Score: 1

    Like we need Roundhead doing anything in collaboration with Microsoft. I'll go get my shovel, one of you guys hold him down. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com
    Newly Redesigned. High in fiber, low in cholestorol

  17. Holy Shinola on It's Official: Deckard Was A Replicant · · Score: 1

    Wow, I would have liked it better if Scott left it as a mystery, but hey, whatever floats your boat. It's cool to know now, I guess. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com
    Newly redesigned, high in fiber, low in cholesterol.

  18. MMmm... Emulation... on Gameboy Emulator For PalmOS · · Score: 1

    That's what I've been waitin' for. Now if they'd only get some classic NES, or Sega MS emulators, I'd buy a Palm in a heartbeat. But in the meantime, I'd rather just carry a Game Boy. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com
    *Redesigned, high in fiber, low in cholesterol*

  19. I dunno.... on Silicon Retinal Implants Are Here · · Score: 1

    Whenever I get a fleck of something in there, I get some vicious eyestrain. It hurts to even think about sticking electronics in there. Although, you know we'll all need them someday. I had better than 20/20 my whole life, right up until I found my love of computers. Now I'm lucky if I can find the can in broad daylight. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com

  20. I worked with that guy on The Great Internet Con · · Score: 2

    I actually had to work with that guy at one point. At my last job we started using Pixelon's services for streaming movie trailers over the internet. Our first webmaster chose them because they broadcasted the Anaheim Ducks games. Their software was alright, but it was still only for broadband use. Anyway, I was wierded out by that guy's name, because I worked with a guy named Michael Fenne. And I remember him saying something about how his name was unique, and nobody else's in the world was spelled that way. Then we stopped using their services all of the sudden, and I wondered what the Hell was going on. So I ask my coworker Mike Fenne what happened, and he says that the feds think that he's the one that ran Pixelon. He didn't even know about the company, so obviously he was a little confused. Guess the FBI was confused too, because the names, and places of business were a little too similar to be coincidental. I guess it's a good thing that they found the impostor. He was a whack job anyway, and the company was like a rabid dog. They used to call all the time after the scandal first broke because they still needed clients. A very strange situation indeed. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com

  21. This made me think of something... on Nanosatellite Takes Out The Trash · · Score: 3

    Would we need an entire spaceship to get all the damned unused AOL CDs off the planet? I mean, you can only use so many of them as coasters before they end up in the garbage. If everyone in America got 15-20 of those like I have, it'd take a couple of rocketships to get the billions and billions of wasted space off the ground. Still, they make effective weapons if you just sharpen the edges a little bit. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com

  22. GRRR.... on What's Ahead For The GIMP? · · Score: 1

    Also, I miss the XInput Airbrush, a new tool we had to take out lately since it wasn't finished. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!Sons of bitches.Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com

  23. SWEET on Text Adventures On Cell Phones · · Score: 1

    I can't wait to play some Zork on my cell phone. Man, I can sit at work and play Zork all day long and it will appear that I'm working. God bless technology!Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com

  24. Well... on EU Web Tax Proposed · · Score: 1

    I can't wait for the day that e-commerce gets taxed here in the US. Can you imagine the amount of audits that will occur because of all the online stores run by teenagers with no real business experience? It'll be like a sea of headaches across the Internet. Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com

  25. Info on digital projection techniques on Titan AE Distributed Digitally · · Score: 1

    First off, the first actual live presentation (non trade show, non test environment) of a digital projection in a theatre was on June 18, 1999, Star Wars Episode 1. When I saw that show, (which wasnt that great, too pixelized at times) we spoke with the DLP projection guy to see how much info we could squeeze out of him. He said that the movie itself was around 500 Gigs, and was stretched across 15 or so hard drives. He went on about it's true XGA resolution, millions of mirrors, and whatnot. If you're really interested you can find all of the white papers here:
    http://www.ti.com/dlp/ resources/whitepapers/tech/index.shtml

    and all of the press releases here:
    http://www.ti.com/dlp/ Sharkey
    www.badassmofo.com