Stop abusing your productivity and relying on 20th century data flows!
Treat yourself to a jolly glass of old fashioned, sunshiny Analytics.
That's right. Business Intelligence, Extract-Transform-Load-Aggregate-Analyze-Visualize
Analytics is not just for statisticians and MBAs any more.
It's got 47% better lift than Ouija or Anger Management classes!
Treat yourself to an evaluation version of Oracle OBIEE, MS SQL Server or Pentaho.
WARNING: Use of analytics can result in predictable results, amazing margin increases and overal sense of well being. Side effects include increase in storage and use of IT consultants
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Stop abusing your productivity and relying on 20th century data flows! Treat yourself to a jolly glass of old fashioned, sunshiny Analytics. That's right. Business Intelligence, Extract-Transform-Load-Aggregate-Analyze-Visualize Analytics is not just for statisticians and MBAs any more. It's got 47% better lift than Ouija or Anger Management classes! Treat yourself to an evaluation version of Oracle OBIEE, MS SQL Server or Pentaho. WARNING: Use of analytics can result in predictable results, amazing margin increases and overal sense of well being. Side effects include increase in storage and use of IT consultants (this message is sponsored by your local storage and IT consultant vendors)
Vadem's Clio did it a decade ago. Yawn.