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  1. Maybe try not killing them? on US Executions Threaten Supply of Anaesthetic Used For Surgical Procedures · · Score: 1

    The USA could always try not lowering themselves to the hideous and depraved moral standards of those they execute... and just not kill them.

  2. How much will they pay her to keep schtum? on Student Project Could Kill Digital Ad Targeting · · Score: 1

    oops

  3. My lost car keys? on What "Earth-Shaking" Discovery Has Curiosity Made on Mars? · · Score: 1

    So that's where I dropped my car keys. I know it was a good night, but when my mate said we'd been to Mars and back, I thought he was joking!

  4. Isn't it just down to Tolkien? on Why Are Fantasy World Accents British? · · Score: 2

    Is it not just because the classic fantasy authors (Tolkien/Carol) are English? Just like American villains are always English due to the English being the baddies during the American civil war?

  5. Poor online.. get BF3 instead on Modern Warfare 3 Released · · Score: 2

    Just get BF3 instead... been a while coming but my it's good and essentially designed for the online multi-player experience.

  6. Re:If Microsoft made TV... on Microsoft To Bring Cable TV To 360 · · Score: 1

    Oh, boy, this is comedy gold:

    If Microsoft made TV...

    When you change channels, you will occasionally get an hourglass for a few seconds, for no apparent reason.

    Every time there's a change to the channel line-up, you'll have to download a 300 MB update, wait ten minutes for it to install, and then restart your TV.

    Instead of the NTSC color bars, during "technical difficulties" they will show a blue screen with white text.

    Every year they'll change what all the buttons on the remote do. Next year volume up/down will be mapped to numbers 2 and 7.

    "Hi there! It looks like you're trying to find something good to watch. Would you like me to suggest something?"

    how's Apple TV doing?

  7. get out - it's called boredom on How To Get Out of Developer's Block? · · Score: 1

    Get out of the business... it's called boredom. I have - suddenly I don't just sit blankly in front of a computer all day. Life is good!

  8. Mac Vs PC AGAIN!!! on Mac Tax, Dell Tax, HP Tax · · Score: 1

    yes we know... macs are great.. will probably save the earth from global warming, create rains in africa and feed the starving... if i want to spend gazillions of £ on a computer that looks pretty and works well then fine, to be honest you can't do a like for like comparison because they're are different things. i drive a van.. it slow, but it gets me and all my stuff where to go... i don't want a sports car pointless for what i do. same thing applies with computers. if i want all the extra freeware / shareware / supported apps / gamess etc that a pc gives me can i just buy one and not be made to feel like i'm not in with the style crowd? PLEASE!

  9. I made this on Fomalhaut on DNA Strands Modified Into Tiny Fiber-Optic Cables · · Score: 1

    I created DNA for this express purpose. I'm from a planet near a place you call Fomalhaut, and I am the intelligent designer some of the more clever amongst you call the creator. Unfortunatly you are simply a bi-product of our search for the perfect computing system. Yes - you're an accident, sorry.