My house communications run on an Asterisk server. All incoming calls are screened by doing a lookup to WhoCalled.us.
If they are listed as a telemarketer or are on my own blacklist, then the call gets processed by a program that talks to them and sounds like a senile old man who mumbles.
It keeps them on the phone as long as possible. After they finally give up and disconnect, the call is transcoded into MP3 and automatically emailed to me and my friends to enjoy.
It ROCKS and I can't wait for telemarketers to call my house. My phones don't even ring. It's all handled in the background for me.
In the past year, not ONE SINGLE TELEMARKETER has broken through my defenses.
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My house communications run on an Asterisk server. All incoming calls are screened by doing a lookup to WhoCalled.us. If they are listed as a telemarketer or are on my own blacklist, then the call gets processed by a program that talks to them and sounds like a senile old man who mumbles.
It keeps them on the phone as long as possible. After they finally give up and disconnect, the call is transcoded into MP3 and automatically emailed to me and my friends to enjoy.
It ROCKS and I can't wait for telemarketers to call my house. My phones don't even ring. It's all handled in the background for me. In the past year, not ONE SINGLE TELEMARKETER has broken through my defenses.
Its a war. And its a war I intend to win.
Step 1: Collect underpants
Step 2: Drop a meteor on NZ
Step 3: Profit!