so does that mean that if France came into contact with another country, there'd be a burst of gamma rays so intense that it would eventually wipe out half the galaxy?
if you're willing to spend some money, there are plenty of websites out there that host ads in iframes - just pay for a phony ad nobody would notice (e.g. "shawvinnist Men's baldening cream"), and voila! you've got yourself a ddos, and the participants have no idea what they're doing (which is usually what you want with ddoses, of course). throwing in a few quiet, tiny popups could further increase the amount of time each browser participates on average.
well, it makes them look more powerful, so... i say go for it! life is more fun with omnipresent vigilantes/supervillains (exactly which description fits them best depends on the beholder, or course).
this is a really good idea, especially because of how simple and potentially viral it is. technically you don't even have to limit it to porn - when a government tries to legislate morality verbatim, they will always miss some things, which can be used to further ridicule that approach.
wow, you managed to depict members of an internet-based group as "losers". how incredibly imaginative of you. now how about you shut the fuck up until you have some real criticism against them?
in Big Internet Bloodsucking Company headquarters:
CEO: [loading gun] "Jimmy, tell my wife... Tell her I never gave a fuck about anyone but myself. Ha! Hahahahahaaa!"
[pan to wall. shot heard, brains splatter]
he could've made serious $$ if he charged google for expressing this opinion. imagine all the linux devotees who are going to buy it now. i mean, there's gotta be, like, at least 10 who can afford it!
Can anyone calculate the probability of this happening for cell phone radiation? it seems to be a very unlikely event, but of course a 1-minute conversation on the phone emits a very large number of photons, so i wonder what the overall probability of an event like this is... (would do it myself, but, well, cant...)
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if china jumped off a bridge, my fall would be cushioned my a huge mountain of mushy human remnants, so why the heck not?
so does that mean that if France came into contact with another country, there'd be a burst of gamma rays so intense that it would eventually wipe out half the galaxy?
sounds more like a guillotine to me...
mmmm, quark soup... [drools]
does it annoy you when i do that? does a lack of proper use of capitals make you uncomfortable? then try this on for size:
this is a sentence.
i write "i" as just i, not capital i.
god.
dalai-lama.
oh-bama!
panorama.
futurama.
healthcare reform.
me too. i've been using it a lot as a pretty (albeit entirely useless, for me) icon on the side of gmail. it's a revolution, i tells ya!
if you're willing to spend some money, there are plenty of websites out there that host ads in iframes - just pay for a phony ad nobody would notice (e.g. "shawvinnist Men's baldening cream"), and voila! you've got yourself a ddos, and the participants have no idea what they're doing (which is usually what you want with ddoses, of course). throwing in a few quiet, tiny popups could further increase the amount of time each browser participates on average.
i could do that in two minutes
well, it makes them look more powerful, so... i say go for it! life is more fun with omnipresent vigilantes/supervillains (exactly which description fits them best depends on the beholder, or course).
this is a really good idea, especially because of how simple and potentially viral it is. technically you don't even have to limit it to porn - when a government tries to legislate morality verbatim, they will always miss some things, which can be used to further ridicule that approach.
FYI, I'm headed for a Ph.D.!
... in web design...
child porn is funny. isn't it? hello?? why isn't anyone an***** NO CARRIER *****
sorry, my bad, spur of the moment commenting... slashdot has no delete comment option!
buddies?
IMHO it would be an extremely traumatic experience, one that would scar me (and many others, particularly teenagers and children) for life.
wow, you managed to depict members of an internet-based group as "losers". how incredibly imaginative of you. now how about you shut the fuck up until you have some real criticism against them?
fur is murder! wear nice, smooth, [quasi-] hairless skin instead!
mmmm, humans.... [drools loudly with tongue sticking out]
where the hell is my FLYING CAR???
in Big Internet Bloodsucking Company headquarters:
CEO: [loading gun] "Jimmy, tell my wife... Tell her I never gave a fuck about anyone but myself. Ha! Hahahahahaaa!"
[pan to wall. shot heard, brains splatter]
wait, linux is free? and here I've been paying some russian guy called Dmitry Ivanov $500 a year to use it...
it's now an officially Linus-endorsed product. any geeky girl should be impressed. and if she isn't, have her banned from /..
/. at the end of the sentence, should there be one "." or 2?)
(p.s.: here's another question for randall: when you write
my plager is ringing.
please tell me you really are joking.
otherwise, leave this place and never come back.
he could've made serious $$ if he charged google for expressing this opinion. imagine all the linux devotees who are going to buy it now. i mean, there's gotta be, like, at least 10 who can afford it!
not true. i once cooked a turkey by holding it up to the head of a girl talking over the phone during a movie. it was awesome.
Can anyone calculate the probability of this happening for cell phone radiation? it seems to be a very unlikely event, but of course a 1-minute conversation on the phone emits a very large number of photons, so i wonder what the overall probability of an event like this is... (would do it myself, but, well, cant...)