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  1. MEEPT!! on Zork CGI · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute!

    Meept has discovered that this didn't appear on the bbc website? Has slapdash broken off it's reseller contract with the bbc?

    Have a meept and go to sleep !

    MEEPT!!

  2. MEEPT!! on Review of BeOS in the Forbes · · Score: 0
    Welcome to meept's

    What's a misogynist? Section.
    Or in simply language , "if you'd been a better father, then your wife wouldn't have gotten custody of your kids"

    In today's What's a misogynist? section, we meet Arty Bell End who runs a radio show devoted to the strange and paranormal.

    [Arty Bell End's Show's producer]
    Arty, we've got a guy on the line saying that he's in a light aircraft, flying
    over area51.
    [Arty Bell End]
    No good. Not freaky enough.
    [Arty Bell End's Show's producer]
    Ok, how about someone who can do "remote viewing" ooo eee oooeee huh? How bout that?
    [Arty Bell End]
    (Sigh ....)
    Um... no. Old news.
    [Arty Bell End's Show's producer]
    Well, the last caller on line 3 calims to be an unempolyed student
    who is going to take on the biggest corporation in the solar system
    while at the same time, having trouble with his final exams.
    [Arty Bell End]
    Wait a minute....... He's not one of those... those ...
    [Arty Bell End's Show's producer]
    Those ...Delusional linux programmers?
    [Arty Bell End]
    No... one of those delusional non linux programmer who think just by supporting the idea,
    that somehow he's part of the programming group.


    At that moment, a light aircraft crashes through the radio studio
    after being blown out of the skies by a triangular shaped jet plane. The caller on line 3 who had gone without sex for more than 3 months is cut off.

    MEEPT!!

  3. MEEPT!! on Special on Ultimate Play The Game, now Rare · · Score: 1

    So someone is spamming the linux kernel mailing list as meept?

    Meept says that it isn't meept, as meept wouldn't go near that list without a condom.

    However, anything that upsets meept's student linux friends is to be encouraged.

    Ho! Ho! Ho! This is better than Elvis.

    MEEPT!!

  4. MEEPT!! on More Info on Pentium III, /dev/random, etc. · · Score: 1

    Welcome to meept's second comment on the page, however, you only get to see this one, because for the protection of your privacy the moderators, who haven't had sex for over a month now, have erected an edit which means that you can't see the other one.

    MEEPT!!

  5. MEEPT!! on RIO, MP3 Under Attack in Wall Street Journal · · Score: 1
    Come suck my

    TEAT OF TRUTH

    The milk from today's teat of truth which will be squirted into the gaping mouth of a penniless student tastes as follows:

    • Bill gates alone (not microsoft) will be worth $100Billion in 4 months
    • Last year, the UK spent $1Billion on Food
    • Bill Gates could feed England for the next 100 years.
    • Last year the GDP of Israel was ... $100Billion
    This brings me to MEEPT's
    • Word of the day

    Today's meept word is : "Sponky Bonky"

    "Sponky Bonky" refers to the process of the most powerful economic force on the planet holding off squashing a rag tag no hope gathering of students who program for free while there's an ongoing court case.

    Ho! Ho! Ho! Happy EID !

    MEEPT!!

  6. MEEPT!! on Robert Young on Linux and Microsoft · · Score: 0

    It's just like the black jewish lesbians.

    MEEPT!!

  7. MEEPT!! on Ask Slashdot: How can Free Web Service Recoup Costs? · · Score: 0

    Meept says, check out this site, as it has many hints.

    MEEPT!!

  8. MEEPT!! on Ask Slashdot: How can Free Web Service Recoup Costs? · · Score: 0

    Meept thinks they could change all the colors of web sites to 'gray' , as this seems to bring in a lot of money for Mob Ruleda.

    MEEPT!!

  9. MEEPT!! on The Ultimate Ergonomic Workstation · · Score: 1

    Meept thinks that this is another example of the white man using technology for his own gain to the detriment of the native American " Indian "

    MEEPT!!

  10. MEEPT!! on Refund for Windows action · · Score: 1

    Meept would like to know what would a christian do in this very homosexual situation?

    MEEPT!!

  11. MEEPT!! on DNA-based nanometer-sized moving arm · · Score: 0

    No they haven't.

    MEEPT!!

  12. MEEPT!! on Doing the Quickee Boogie · · Score: 0

    Meept is testing his new super user account. Meept is also listening to the new south park single "suck my balls". Meept can't wait for the chicken farm followup involving roosters and cocks.

    MEEPT!!