Enough to retire comfortably after 5 years, so we can start writing open source code for free.
If you're rich enough to not have to worry about money for the rest of your life (how many frickin' ferrari's does one man need? You've got ONE ass, and can put in only one driver's seat at a time).
So why not donate the rest of your life to a worthy cause?
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months." -jafac's law
. . . and if Microsoft bought the rights to this machine, and included one free with every copy of Windows95 to destroy the competition, then their corporate slogan would be:
When do you want to go to yesterday?
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months." -jafac's law
"Don't get me wrong, I too have some pet peeves when it comes to the paler people among us (namely country music, Nascar, and the endless media attention bestowed upon Leonardo Dicaprio and Ricky Martin) "
as the duly appointed representative of the white race, I hereby apologise for Nascar. We're truly sorry, there's no excuse for it. As far as country music goes, we've still got groups at the UN studying it, and drawing up war-crimes charges.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months." -jafac's law
Um - we're NOT talking about the general cases here. We're talking about the extreme cases where people actually set off bombs and shoot other kids with guns. What did you think we were talking about?
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months." -jafac's law
"I think there might have been an athelete clique, but nothing like the US, and it was scarcely supported by the schools. I think most Europeans find it surreal how much energy, time and money goes into sports in US schools and universities."
I think you've hit the nail right on the head.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months." -jafac's law
well, if they're doing industrial espionage on behalf of American corps, thereby improving our economy, standard of living, and well-being, why the hell would we want to?
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months." -jafac's law
... on the contrary, the US govt. HAS pushed it's citizens to their breaking point (a few extremist wackos anyway).
The crater where the govt. used to be - was the Murrah federal building in Oklahoma City.
The wackos that did this were of the attitude that they were in a civil war with the US govt. Of course the pussies turned around and denied it when they were caught, so they really weren't much in the way of revolutionaries anyway.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months." -jafac's law
Okay, I'll see your silliness, and raise you nonsense.
Why the hell would the Sith artificially inseminate a slave on some unknown backwater planet with a "super jedi" genetically engineered background, and *not* keep them under some kind of surviellance?
Darth Maul was totally clueless about the boy.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months." -jafac's law
Slashdot Mirror
oh yeah,
Strange Days
Altered States
The list goes on and on and on. It's been a long three decades.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
dude - Gross Pointe Blank!
Eraserhead
Repo Man
Brazil
Naked Lunch
Better Off Dead
The Big Lewbowski
TRON
meloncholia?
THX1138 - busted? for drug evasion? drug EVASION?
And the blockbusters that were still good - despite Hollywood.
2001
Terminator
Blade Runner
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
Enough to retire comfortably after 5 years, so we can start writing open source code for free.
If you're rich enough to not have to worry about money for the rest of your life (how many frickin' ferrari's does one man need? You've got ONE ass, and can put in only one driver's seat at a time).
So why not donate the rest of your life to a worthy cause?
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
. . . and if Microsoft bought the rights to this machine, and included one free with every copy of Windows95 to destroy the competition, then their corporate slogan would be:
When do you want to go to yesterday?
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
you wouldn't have to pay taxes anymore, but you'll definately have a problem collecting social security if you were never born.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
i never could figure out where the hell to get saltpeter.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
"Don't get me wrong, I too have some pet
peeves when it comes to the paler people among us (namely country music, Nascar, and the endless
media attention bestowed upon Leonardo Dicaprio and Ricky Martin) "
as the duly appointed representative of the white race, I hereby apologise for Nascar. We're truly sorry, there's no excuse for it. As far as country music goes, we've still got groups at the UN studying it, and drawing up war-crimes charges.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
Um - we're NOT talking about the general cases here. We're talking about the extreme cases where people actually set off bombs and shoot other kids with guns. What did you think we were talking about?
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
Because geek guys are only interested in threesomes with hot teenage asian lesbos.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
is anyone else really, really pissed-off about them not airing the season finale - and the lame-ass reason they gave?
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
In my sophomore year of HS, I lost my entire clique of geek friends when they all went off to Illinois Math and Science Academy.
I guess I was smart, but not quite smart enough.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
"I think there might have been an athelete clique, but nothing like the US, and it was scarcely
supported by the schools. I think most Europeans find it surreal how much energy, time and money
goes into sports in US schools and universities."
I think you've hit the nail right on the head.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
"I only believe in a fair fight if I can't rig it in my favor."
-Grimjack
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
. . . those damn crazy monkeys thought they were so smart. . .
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
well, if they're doing industrial espionage on behalf of American corps, thereby improving our economy, standard of living, and well-being, why the hell would we want to?
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
The hype for II and III has only just begun. If you thought the hype for I was bad. . .
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
um.
DUH!
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
We know they'll call it "MS AcitveJava"
duh.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
... on the contrary, the US govt. HAS pushed it's citizens to their breaking point (a few extremist wackos anyway).
The crater where the govt. used to be - was the Murrah federal building in Oklahoma City.
The wackos that did this were of the attitude that they were in a civil war with the US govt. Of course the pussies turned around and denied it when they were caught, so they really weren't much in the way of revolutionaries anyway.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
what about Hotline?
Cockroacho?
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
prohibition was not an interesting idea.
It was a FUCKING STUPID idea.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
where was that? Newport beach?
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
Okay, I'll see your silliness, and raise you nonsense.
Why the hell would the Sith artificially inseminate a slave on some unknown backwater planet with a "super jedi" genetically engineered background, and *not* keep them under some kind of surviellance?
Darth Maul was totally clueless about the boy.
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
no, this would have made Darth Maul a GOOD guy!
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law
now THAT'S an interesting theory.
The classic love triangle.
Anakin loves the queen,
queen loves ObiWan,
ObiWan IS a queen. . .
This could be how ObiWan and Anakin's freindship begins to split, and Anakin's journy to the dark side begins. . .
"The number of suckers born each minute doubles every 18 months."
-jafac's law