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  1. Re:Ah, romance on Write Your Valentine On a Spacecraft · · Score: 1

    . . .if they look around they are either at work or in the basement

    Would you believe both?

    . . .if they do that than what is next - wandering out of the basement!?!?

    Dude, I just wandered back in. Why didn't someone tell me there were people out there? I had to like fucking interact and shit. I only managed to survive because I was in the woods most of the time.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go make a vlog about "community" and beg people to subscribe to it, despite the fact that I'm obviously just a camwhoring fucktard.

    KFG

  2. Re:The quote espouses a fallacy on Brain Scanner Can Read People's Intentions · · Score: 1

    . . .most people here who think US law applies everywhere.

    Ah, well, that's different. I know the US is haredly anywhere, now if we could only say the same thing about its military forces.

    I'm 50% sure James Randi wasn't born then.

    You should look up a recent photo.

    KFG

  3. Re:If you're short on cash... on Wikipedia On the Brink? Or Crying Wolf? · · Score: 1

    Talk is cheap.

    KFG

  4. Re:Alternative names for it? on Vista Followup Already in the Works · · Score: 1

    Windows Osborne 2.

    KFG

  5. Re:Buck Stops At The Top on Cartoon Network CEO Resigns Over Aqua Teen Scare · · Score: 1

    But in a post-9/11 U.S.A.

    Well, at least you said post-9/11 U.S.A. and not post 9/11 World, so I'll give you half a Brownie point for that, but I'm still getting awfully sick of the idiotic phrase.

    Just because it's cartoony doesn't mean it should be taken less seriously.

    Taking it seriously does not mean acting like a school girl who has just had an ant crawl up her skirt.

    Bomb threats have been happening all the time and they have always been taken seriously, they just don't mean the lock down of an entire city and hours of live national TV coverage, because they are taken seriously and professionally. i.e., investigated and dealt with in a manner to not cause a public panic, which might turn out to be pointless anyway.

    Watch a frickin' suspense movie or something and see how it's supposed to be done.

    The Boston authroities themselves during the incident stated that what they were doing was for public display, it was theater, not proper bomb threat response. It isn't Turner's fault that Boston authorities decided to stage a bit psycho-drama. They have take that responsibility themselves; not that they ever will.

    If we took that attitude, next thing you know, you'd be getting shredded by a Hello Kitty full of C4 and nails.

    Every automobile is a high explosive device. You have no security. Get used to the idea.

    My ancestors helped found Boston and though I know it isn't my fault I would just like to say to everyone:

    I'm sorry.

    KFG

  6. Re:Plant Respiration on $25M Bounty Offered for Global Warming Fix · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I came to this story to say "Plant more trees. Where's my 25 mil?," but first frickin' post got the answer. We can all go home now.

    Or perhaps the money could be donated to Arun Ghandi's foundation, since it was his grandfather who said that India's future could be assured if every individual planted a single tree and cared for it to maturity. This would cost nothing. Trees grow on trees. I don't know how things are handled now, but back in the 50's and 60's planting a tree from seed was a part of every child's education, perhaps all we need do is take that process seriously. Back then the American Dustbowl was still fresh in the mind of many Americans, caused largely by the overharvesting of trees on the already arid great plains.

    Remember Arbor Day? We actually used to observe that. An early settler in Nebraska relized that the way to transform the desert of the great plains (yes, the great plains are a desert, that's why basically only grass grows there and even Native Americans considered it an unlivable wasteland suitlable only for the summer buffalo hunt) into something permanantly settleable was simply to plant trees to break the scope of the wind, preventing the blowing away of tilled soil.

    Later generations cut them down again. Ta Da! Instant Dustbowl the second there was as bit of a drought. So we planted more trees again. This story was taught and the trees planted at about the third grade.

    Now we've cut them all down again for the benefit of the large farming conglomerates (it wastes time driving harvesters around trees). We never learn. If the irrigation ever fails, for any reason, it will happen again and people will die by the millions.

    So how many trees could we plant for $25 mil? All of them. It doesn't take money, something we actually have a lot of, it takes caring about it, something which we're a bit short of.

    Ok, let us, however, take the availability of Branson's money at face value and look at the question from a slightly different perspective. How many trees could you plant if you had an income of a couple mil a year to plant trees? Rather a lot I think. You might even spend some of your time inspiring other people to plant trees and multiply the effect.

    A couple mil a year is what you would have as unearned income on 25 mil. You could carry eveything you needed on a bicycle, although you would have enough money to drive an Aston-Martin and spend every night in a four star hotel if you wished. That might be a bit bad for the PR though.

    So, Branson, here's what you do, put the money in a trust and hire someone with the unearned income to become a modern Johnny Appleseed. I'm available. I'd be damned good at it. Although four star hotels actually give me the creeps (at least the American variety) I wouldn't mind the Aston-Martin.

    Although I'd be perfectly willing to settle for a Bob Jackson or a Cinelli.

    KFG

  7. Re:"Rum, sodomy, and the lash" on Breakdown Forces New Look At Mars Mission Sexuality · · Score: 1

    Men, men, men, men
    Men, men, men, men...

    There's men above and men below
    and men down in the galley
    There's Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff
    and one guy we call Sally
    One guy we call Sally

    Men, men, men
    We're a ship all filled with men
    You'll never have to lift the seat
    There's no one here but men

    We're men and friends until the end
    and none of us are sissies
    At night we sleep in seperate beds
    and blow each other kissies
    Blow each other kissies

    Men, men, men. We're a ship all filled with men
    So throw your rubbers overboard there's no one here but men

    - Martin Mull

    KFG

  8. Re:The quote espouses a fallacy on Brain Scanner Can Read People's Intentions · · Score: 1

    In the UK . . .

    I didn't say anything about the UK, although I did imply a member of the Commonwealth. There are, however, many countries scattered around the world who have taken the British system as a model for government without even ever having been part of the Empire. They simply find it a system worth emulating. Who woulda thunk it? They often incorporate their own legal traditions into the framework though, some of which might be rather different than the British. Who woulda thunk that? It's uncivilized.

    I've never heard of such a thing.

    Have you read the Dom-Boke? "Modern" English law spans a period of more than a thousand years (My own post covered a period of slightly more than 300 years. You do understand that the "presumed guilty until proven innocent" Salem witch hunters were British, don't you?) and has changed much from time to time; and I used the word "still," implying a certain archaicness in the practice.

    KFG

  9. Re:Windows Live Hotmail on Microsoft Not Dropping Hotmail Name · · Score: 1

    . . .my sense of humor is broken tonight.

    No, no, no. Please. After you have whacked me upside the head with a 2x4 I am laughing uproariously at your joke.

    There has clearly been something gone wrong with my own sense of humor in understanding replies.

    Been a bad night for me; I wasn't even supposed to be here tonight. I was supposed to be out saying hey to Utah Phillips, but the car du jour turned up undead; and now I'm sitting here in the wee hours because a rush job with a tomorrow deadline showed up when I wasn't even supposed to be here to get it.

    And Utah is a lot more fun to hang around than work.

    KFG

  10. Re:The quote espouses a fallacy on Brain Scanner Can Read People's Intentions · · Score: 2, Informative

    But this has *nothing* to do with whether guilt or innocence can be proven, formally.


    You're both right to an extent. The people who founded our innocent until proven guilty system had in many cases themselves experienced the abuse of power the government/your neighbor could have by a presumption of guilt; by discovering the logical impossibility of proving their innocence. See the Salem Witch Trials which stayed fresh in the minds of Americans for generations, which are the gensis of the system.

    The abuse of power derives from the fact that charges can be levied in which no evidence based defense is possible under a presumption of guilt. Like, say, that you are a witch. It is Habeas Corpus and the procedures of bail that protect against legally unjust incarceration, which existed even before the presumption of innocence (and there are many places with legal systems based on British common law that still hold to a presumption of liability in civil cases. That is why James Randi is now an American citizen).

    However, "Guilty" and "Innocent" are both terms of legal presumption, not statements of actual fact. Nothing is "proven" per se. A judge/jury render a verdict. A legal finding. Which is legally binding. This is why in certain unusual cases you can have two people each serving time for being the sole perpetrator of a crime.

    It's also why it's perfectly ok to know that O.J. did it. His innocence is legal, not factual.

    KFG

  11. Re:Windows Live Hotmail on Microsoft Not Dropping Hotmail Name · · Score: 1

    Undead; something that actually is dead, but won't lie down.

    Tepid; something that's to warm to call cold, but is otherwise noticably lacking in internal energy.

    KFG

  12. Re:Insecurity vs policy on Is Interoperable DRM Really Less Secure? · · Score: 1

    Which means that Jobs' argument against licensing the DRM is bogus

    Of course. It's good old fashioned Jobsian Reality Distortion Field; and always was. The author of the article has just proved that -- there is no Santa Claus.

    A lot of us have to go through that phase; those that remain are refered to as "religious fanatics" or "Apple Fanbois."

    But I repeat myself.

    KFG

  13. Re:Size matters on MIT's Millimeter Turbine to be Ready This Year · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    My cat can type too, but she has a bit of a problem with spelling. My congratulations to you.

    KFG

  14. Re:Better Alternate Reality Game on Perplex City Alternate Reality Game Solved · · Score: 4, Funny

    Real Life is for people who can't deal with being catheterized.

    KFG

  15. Re:Insecurity vs policy on Is Interoperable DRM Really Less Secure? · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If Apple deliberately set the bar low, then they fulfill their obligation and allow the counter-culture to flourish as much as the "official" party line.

    Bingo!

    Apple is doing the minimum necessary in order to be allowed to sell content. Microsoft is trying to do the maximum possible in order to sell the security system to the content owners.

    Their markets are entirely different, so their products are entirely different.

    KFG

  16. Re:Clean Power Plants? on MIT's Millimeter Turbine to be Ready This Year · · Score: 2, Funny

    WTF? Where's the hydrogen coming from?

    Mr. Fusion!

    KFG

  17. Oh, ummmmmmmmm, nevermind on Microsoft Not Dropping Hotmail Name · · Score: 1

    Would you believe that Hotmail matters to my mom? Not that she reads Slashdot.

    That's 'cause I won't tell her how to find me here. She's actually asked, but I evaded the question. The last thing I need is her reading the shit I post about her. It's a Brave New Family Relationships World.

    KFG

  18. Re:meh on Microsoft Not Dropping Hotmail Name · · Score: 1

    Being a bit goofey now and again matters.

    KFG

  19. Re:Size matters on MIT's Millimeter Turbine to be Ready This Year · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I'm not sure you'd want to use these to replace the two stroke in an chainsaw.

    'Cause that would just ruin slasher movies.

    "And now you're going to die. Mwuahahahaha!" -- whir.

    KFG

  20. Re:Quick query on MIT's Millimeter Turbine to be Ready This Year · · Score: 1

    . . .why are we not decentralizing power sources.

    Follow the money.

    KFG

  21. Re:Windows Live Hotmail on Microsoft Not Dropping Hotmail Name · · Score: 4, Funny

    Would you believe Windows Undead Tepidmail?

    KFG

  22. Re:Lots of folks making the switch on Windows Expert Jumps Ship · · Score: 1

    . . .recognize a handful of manufacturers and have 80% of the PC marketplace. . .

    If I weren't in the other 20% I wouldn't be using Windows or OSX to run the recording studio, but I understand that isn't a mainstream sort of thing to do.

    On the other hand, it will be.

    KFG

  23. Re:Lots of folks making the switch on Windows Expert Jumps Ship · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You can pay $1300 for a mac...or you can spend $700 for a PC. Which do you THINK parents are going to buy? Parents aside, what do you think MOST people are going to go with.

    Anecdotal observation says they'll go for an iBook. That's what I see something like 90% of the college kids hauling to the coffeeshops.

    If Dell were able to sell a PC and offer the users the choice of OSX or Windows...I bet. . .

    Apple would be plunged into driver hell. I've got two windows machines on the bench right now with sound cards that don't work. One with an Ethernet card that won't work and one with a serial port that's conflicting with the sound card. I'll get it all sorted, of course, but it will take some hours. I'm no Mac fanboy and there some things about OSX that really torque me off, but I'm still planning to build my small recording studio around a Mac mini, because when I plug the audio gear into the family shared iBook it really does all just work.

    And that's worth a few bucks.

    KFG

  24. Re:Never under-price. on Measure Anything with a Camera and Software · · Score: 1

    Bear in mind, however, that you can overprice something compared to the effort needed to live without the software.

    Contractors can already perform this function with a ruler and a calculator.

    KFG

  25. Re:My eyebrows are raised.... on RIAA Says CDs Should Cost More · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They are not special. Most bands DO make money at gigs.

    Neither am I. So do I. That's rather my point.

    But most of the bands that you go to a big hall/stadium to see, the "recording industry bands" do not; even though this is actually their only real avenue to do so. The newer bands are often surprised to find that after the first major tour as top billed act that they are deep in debt. Even estabished bands often do not make money. Zappa stopped touring because he couldn't afford it anymore, despite selling to sold out crowds of thousands; and even tens of thousands.

    Stay small. Make your own recordings. Manage your own money and get to keep it.

    And producing your own CDs has never been cheaper, there are recording studios all around and they don't cost too much for a couple of days' session.

    You can now buy outright a recording deck that abolutely blows away the equipment that Sgt. Pepper was recorded on for . . .$1000 American. Yeah, that's just the start of what you need to spend to have your own small studio, but the principle scales.

    The recording industry functions primarily as a financial institution these days. They lend the money to record and you not only have to pay them back (and it is their accountants who determine when this is), but have to pay them with your rights up front to get the loan.

    You can buy all the gear/studio time you need for so little that most middle class people can finance an album with a simple, unsecured loan.

    My underlying point is that is wrong to think of improving the music "industry" by proping up the recording industry. There are these people known as "musicians." People tend to forget that.

    The recording industry does not any help other than to the grave. They are a twisted, evil and corrupt organization that has been ripping off musicians for over a century now and we do not need to put up with it anymore.

    When you wish to fix music, fix the state of the musicians, not the lawyers. The musicians will record anyway, because that is what musicians these days do.

    KFG