User: inthedump

Re:Nice quote

On: State of Colorado Calls Firefox Insecure, IE6 Safe

Maybe their size is "Micro" and its always "Soft".

I learnt something today - Time Line

On: State of Colorado Calls Firefox Insecure, IE6 Safe

OMG I learnt something today!! 10:00 AM *runs off to uninstall Firefox and other Mozilla browsers 10:05 AM *fires up the most secure browser IE 10:05 AM * oh crap!! my computer is INFESTED with a zillion viruses :((

Lars Ulrich Arrest Warrant

On: Lars Ulrich Pirates His Own Album

I am going to arrest Lars Ulrich for illegal downloading. He cannot steal his own album... no sire! The RIAA owns the musick. -- future RIAA clown

Fire the robots

On: Small Robots Could Build Landing Site For Moon Base

Fire the robots, hire monkeys instead. Simians have more brains and intelligence. Why spend more money developing complex machines when we have cheap apes around who will do the work for free?

No more cleaning

On: Science Unlocks The Mystery Of Belly Button Lint

So I don't need to clean my navel anymore. Glad that my navel hair has some use at last!

Re:When even Bill G is unhappy with MSFT products

On: Are Windows 7 Testers Going Unheard?

Gill Bates uses Debian GNU/Linux.

Conficker-C++ under development

On: New, Stealthy Conficker B++ Worm Discovered

While all this goes on, Conficker-C++ is under development. Programmers wanted. You need to have 30+ years of experience in C++ and a work out of a garage preferred located in Asia.

Slumblog Millionaire

On: Supreme Court of India Comes Down On Bloggers

Slumblog millionaires, I hope the Indian govt frees them and gives them more rights. If India can win 8 oscars, they should free these poor bloggers.

Hire the MASA to fix it

On: NASA's Orbiting Carbon Observatory Mission Fails

Hire the Mexicans from MASA to fix it!

They'll do it for 1/1000th the cost.

Monk style: Take backups

On: Outage Knocks Gmail Offline For Many Users

I take backups (email, files, etc) more often than Adrian Monk uses wipes. That way, whether its Gmail or Yahoo Mail, I never lose my important emails.

Lurene Grenier to Adobe

On: Homemade PDF Patch Beats Adobe By Two Weeks

Lurene Grenier to Adobe: Pay up! We solved your issue.

Farewell, oops

On: The Art of The Farewell Email

There was this guy Andy H. who was laid off. He got his pink slip and sent out a looong 2-page email about who he hated and who he hated more... An hour later, his manager (who had not read his goodbye mail) came running out of his room saying, "Hey so sorry for the mistake, the OTHER Andy H. is the one getting the boot, you're still staying with us". Moral of the story - don't blow your mouth, be professional and courteous. Unless you're absolutely sure you're kicked out the door, and then you can say "fsck y'all, I'm outta here!!"

Mighty Mouse was not Vista Capable

On: Vista Capable Lawsuit Loses Class-Action Status

Darn, my mouse was not vista capable! I wasted $75 on this MightyMouse thinking its gonna run on my lovely Vista laptop. I'm filing a class-action suit for this, hopefully I should get my $$ back.