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  1. Re:So basically... on Neutrino Data Could Spell Trouble For Relativity · · Score: 1

    Well, next time I'll try replacing the cheese-wiz moderator with Graphite...

  2. Re:So basically... on Neutrino Data Could Spell Trouble For Relativity · · Score: 1

    Well, I made a Bacon Explosion last week-
    The cheese-wiz layers that I used as a nutrino-antineutrino moderator were not sufficiently thick...
    And, like that's when the pile went critical.

    Now we know why it's called a "Bacon Explosion".

  3. Re:So basically... on Neutrino Data Could Spell Trouble For Relativity · · Score: 1

    Except pig bacon is healthy, and delicious. Contrary to USDA guidelines, saturated fat is good for you, and cereals and grains are bad for you. Bacon is, simply put, health food. You just need to avoid orange juice, muffins, or anything else that is going to raise your blood sugar levels and therefore your insulin levels.

    Congratulations - you must be the stupidest person on /.

    Golly! Can I say "Whoosh" now?

  4. Re:Newton's laws would be a great example on Neutrino Data Could Spell Trouble For Relativity · · Score: 1

    I wish I could find the URL now, but I remember ........terms. Really wish I could find it now.

    Have you tried looking behind the sofa?

  5. Re:Unfortunate. on Israeli Border Police Shoot US Student's Laptop · · Score: 1

    what happens if you don't set up partitions properly.

    Fat chance of that!

    Hell, a FAT32 chance!

  6. Re:But they have *free* health care... on Cuba Jails US Worker Handing Out Laptops, Cellphones · · Score: 1

    Also I dare you to go down to 'Little Havana' in Miama, Florida and tell all those old Cubans why you think Fidel is so great. I bet you will not walk away without a black eye or your head up your ass. My buddy dated a cuban girl and we went over there for a barbecue once, their family and grandfater hated Fidel to the heart.

    Any "blacks" there? Or were they strangely all "light-skinned" folks?
    Hear any racist jokes? Shhh.. don't repeat them! -
    In li'l H, we love the culoued folks, as long as they stay in their place !

  7. Re:Anybody out there? on Cuba Jails US Worker Handing Out Laptops, Cellphones · · Score: 1

    build alliances and undermine democracy in Bolivia, Ecuador, Nicaragua, and in less measure Argentina, and now he is trying really hard in Honduras, Peru and Colombia.

    ??? Democracy? LOL!

  8. Re:Sad day for Democracy - more obligatory quotes on Cuba Jails US Worker Handing Out Laptops, Cellphones · · Score: 1

    to install a new "democratic" leader (paid for by the USA)?

    (sigh) once again: There- fixed that for ya.

  9. Re:Dual Standards on Cuba Jails US Worker Handing Out Laptops, Cellphones · · Score: 1

    But hey, the cocaine business is always booming with coca and if that's what you want for your citizens to grow than it is not going to be a promising future.

    "But hey", sure looks promising to me! As long as rich Americans keep buyin' that Cocaine!
    ...rich... oh, wait...

  10. Re:Embargo fails. - Obligatory quotes on Cuba Jails US Worker Handing Out Laptops, Cellphones · · Score: 1

    Yeah, Cuba is better than the countless "democratic", capitalist third-world nations where free trade reigns. What was your point again?

    There... fixed that for ya...

  11. Re:Can't be true - OMG is it? on Cuba Jails US Worker Handing Out Laptops, Cellphones · · Score: 1

    Ooooh! The US vs. the Socialized planet!
    Only the US will stand alone (or perhaps in a wheelchair) against the godless socialist hordes!
    And the socialist hordes seem to be just about EVERYONE except Saudi Arabia, Honduras, Krazistan and the good ol' Red White an' Blue!
    This looks like a job for TEAM AMERICA! (And the Dallas Cowboys - well at least, the white ones)
    Let's NUKE 'Em, Big John!

  12. Re:Red Orange Brown Dwarf companion stars... on NASA WISE Satellite Blasts Into Space · · Score: 1

    I say we drop a small (or perhaps LARGE) thermonuclear bomb as far as we can into Jupiter and start it burning.
    Jupiter is probably just waiting for us to light it up. We have ignition!
    Perhaps then we could have our binary system. And you weenies would shut up.

  13. Re:Ask a silly question... on NASA WISE Satellite Blasts Into Space · · Score: 1

    What's a "gnat" ?

  14. Re:Bathing the cosmos with infrared light? on NASA WISE Satellite Blasts Into Space · · Score: 1

    For this reason it keeps hot things hot (or cold things cold) for a long time.

    Golly! Dem vacooms shore is smart! How do dey do it?

  15. Re:Not bathing the cosmos on NASA WISE Satellite Blasts Into Space · · Score: 1

    "...so it's not going to be "bathing __ the cosmos with infrared light"

    And no, that wasn't one small step for _ man.

    Apparently _ pronoun was once again lost in the transmission....

  16. Re:Another sad moment for Slashdot commenting on NASA WISE Satellite Blasts Into Space · · Score: 1

    Oh, you are such a ninny!
    Ask the teacher if you can clean the blackboard after class.

  17. Re:I guess...No - not JCL! on IBM's Newest Mainframe Is All Linux · · Score: 1

    SVC 202.

    CAmbridge.
    It's R13 for you, my friend. Go drink your Socrates' Pinoqachole

  18. Re:Wifi allergy on Cell Phones Don't Increase Chances of Brain Cancer · · Score: 1

    I would bet money that you could not tell, in a double-blind test, whether or not there is a 2.4GHz transmitter near you

    CAN SO! I receive 802.11G packets in my tooth-fillings!
    Gives whole new meaning to the concept of war-driving.
    Now, if they are WEP or WPA... well, all bets are off.

  19. Re:extremes on Cell Phones Don't Increase Chances of Brain Cancer · · Score: 1

    OMG!
    Is there Polonium-210 in Asbestos too???

  20. Re:Heh. on US Air Force Confirms New Stealth Aircraft · · Score: 1

    Silly lad!

    Actually they have been dropping shopping bags and mouse pads to them!

  21. Re:Is it really that necessary? on US Air Force Confirms New Stealth Aircraft · · Score: 1

    If he runs, he's Taliban. If he doesn't run, he's well disciplined Taliban.

    What! You still here? Last time I saw you was in a helicopter, an you were bravely blowin' away women & children. (FullMetalJerket) Ah, you brave yanks! Somethings never change.

  22. Re:Is it really that necessary? on US Air Force Confirms New Stealth Aircraft · · Score: 2, Funny

    In other words you do not look any different than anyone else

  23. Re:Let me be the first... on First European Commander of the ISS · · Score: 1

    A man who speaks many languages is called multilingual.
    A man who speaks two languages is called bilingual.
    A man who speak one language is called British.

    Ummm... what would you call an American?

  24. Fire Wally? on US House Decommissions Its Last Mainframe · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that the pointy-haired boss can now fire Wally?

  25. Re:is this too early to predict path ? on NASA Downgrades Asteroid-Earth Collision Risk · · Score: 1

    Yes, but what if the moon is in the seventh house?
    And Jupiter aligns with Mars?
    THEN we are fucked!

    ..
    This sig contains no Pinoqachole.