Well, I made a Bacon Explosion last week-
The cheese-wiz layers that I used as a nutrino-antineutrino moderator were not sufficiently thick...
And, like that's when the pile went critical.
Except pig bacon is healthy, and delicious. Contrary to USDA guidelines, saturated fat is good for you, and cereals and grains are bad for you. Bacon is, simply put, health food. You just need to avoid orange juice, muffins, or anything else that is going to raise your blood sugar levels and therefore your insulin levels.
Congratulations - you must be the stupidest person on/.
Also I dare you to go down to 'Little Havana' in Miama, Florida and tell all those old Cubans why you think Fidel is so great. I bet you will not walk away without a black eye or your head up your ass. My buddy dated a cuban girl and we went over there for a barbecue once, their family and grandfater hated Fidel to the heart.
Any "blacks" there? Or were they strangely all "light-skinned" folks?
Hear any racist jokes? Shhh.. don't repeat them! -
In li'l H, we love the culoued folks, as long as they stay in their place !
build alliances and undermine democracy in Bolivia, Ecuador, Nicaragua, and in less measure Argentina, and now he is trying really hard in Honduras, Peru and Colombia.
But hey, the cocaine business is always booming with coca and if that's what you want for your citizens to grow than it is not going to be a promising future.
"But hey", sure looks promising to me! As long as rich Americans keep buyin' that Cocaine! ...rich... oh, wait...
Ooooh! The US vs. the Socialized planet!
Only the US will stand alone (or perhaps in a wheelchair) against the godless socialist hordes!
And the socialist hordes seem to be just about EVERYONE except Saudi Arabia, Honduras, Krazistan and the good ol' Red White an' Blue!
This looks like a job for TEAM AMERICA! (And the Dallas Cowboys - well at least, the white ones)
Let's NUKE 'Em, Big John!
I say we drop a small (or perhaps LARGE) thermonuclear bomb as far as we can into Jupiter and start it burning.
Jupiter is probably just waiting for us to light it up. We have ignition!
Perhaps then we could have our binary system. And you weenies would shut up.
I would bet money that you could not tell, in a double-blind test, whether or not there is a 2.4GHz transmitter near you
CAN SO! I receive 802.11G packets in my tooth-fillings!
Gives whole new meaning to the concept of war-driving.
Now, if they are WEP or WPA... well, all bets are off.
If he runs, he's Taliban.
If he doesn't run, he's well disciplined Taliban.
What! You still here? Last time I saw you was in a helicopter, an you were bravely blowin' away women & children. (FullMetalJerket)
Ah, you brave yanks! Somethings never change.
A man who speaks many languages is called multilingual.
A man who speaks two languages is called bilingual.
A man who speak one language is called British.
Well, next time I'll try replacing the cheese-wiz moderator with Graphite...
Well, I made a Bacon Explosion last week-
The cheese-wiz layers that I used as a nutrino-antineutrino moderator were not sufficiently thick...
And, like that's when the pile went critical.
Now we know why it's called a "Bacon Explosion".
Except pig bacon is healthy, and delicious. Contrary to USDA guidelines, saturated fat is good for you, and cereals and grains are bad for you. Bacon is, simply put, health food. You just need to avoid orange juice, muffins, or anything else that is going to raise your blood sugar levels and therefore your insulin levels.
Congratulations - you must be the stupidest person on /.
Golly! Can I say "Whoosh" now?
I wish I could find the URL now, but I remember ........terms. Really wish I could find it now.
Have you tried looking behind the sofa?
what happens if you don't set up partitions properly.
Fat chance of that!
Hell, a FAT32 chance!
Also I dare you to go down to 'Little Havana' in Miama, Florida and tell all those old Cubans why you think Fidel is so great. I bet you will not walk away without a black eye or your head up your ass. My buddy dated a cuban girl and we went over there for a barbecue once, their family and grandfater hated Fidel to the heart.
Any "blacks" there? Or were they strangely all "light-skinned" folks?
Hear any racist jokes? Shhh.. don't repeat them! -
In li'l H, we love the culoued folks, as long as they stay in their place !
build alliances and undermine democracy in Bolivia, Ecuador, Nicaragua, and in less measure Argentina, and now he is trying really hard in Honduras, Peru and Colombia.
??? Democracy? LOL!
to install a new "democratic" leader (paid for by the USA)?
(sigh) once again: There- fixed that for ya.
But hey, the cocaine business is always booming with coca and if that's what you want for your citizens to grow than it is not going to be a promising future.
"But hey", sure looks promising to me! As long as rich Americans keep buyin' that Cocaine!
...rich... oh, wait...
Yeah, Cuba is better than the countless "democratic", capitalist third-world nations where free trade reigns. What was your point again?
There... fixed that for ya...
Ooooh! The US vs. the Socialized planet!
Only the US will stand alone (or perhaps in a wheelchair) against the godless socialist hordes!
And the socialist hordes seem to be just about EVERYONE except Saudi Arabia, Honduras, Krazistan and the good ol' Red White an' Blue!
This looks like a job for TEAM AMERICA! (And the Dallas Cowboys - well at least, the white ones)
Let's NUKE 'Em, Big John!
I say we drop a small (or perhaps LARGE) thermonuclear bomb as far as we can into Jupiter and start it burning.
Jupiter is probably just waiting for us to light it up. We have ignition!
Perhaps then we could have our binary system. And you weenies would shut up.
What's a "gnat" ?
For this reason it keeps hot things hot (or cold things cold) for a long time.
Golly! Dem vacooms shore is smart! How do dey do it?
"...so it's not going to be "bathing __ the cosmos with infrared light"
And no, that wasn't one small step for _ man.
Apparently _ pronoun was once again lost in the transmission....
Oh, you are such a ninny!
Ask the teacher if you can clean the blackboard after class.
SVC 202.
CAmbridge.
It's R13 for you, my friend. Go drink your Socrates' Pinoqachole
I would bet money that you could not tell, in a double-blind test, whether or not there is a 2.4GHz transmitter near you
CAN SO! I receive 802.11G packets in my tooth-fillings!
Gives whole new meaning to the concept of war-driving.
Now, if they are WEP or WPA... well, all bets are off.
OMG!
Is there Polonium-210 in Asbestos too???
Silly lad!
Actually they have been dropping shopping bags and mouse pads to them!
If he runs, he's Taliban. If he doesn't run, he's well disciplined Taliban.
What! You still here? Last time I saw you was in a helicopter, an you were bravely blowin' away women & children. (FullMetalJerket) Ah, you brave yanks! Somethings never change.
In other words you do not look any different than anyone else
A man who speaks many languages is called multilingual.
A man who speaks two languages is called bilingual.
A man who speak one language is called British.
Ummm... what would you call an American?
Does this mean that the pointy-haired boss can now fire Wally?
Yes, but what if the moon is in the seventh house?
..
And Jupiter aligns with Mars?
THEN we are fucked!
This sig contains no Pinoqachole.