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  1. Why 62 miles? on "Father of Fiber Optics" Wins Nobel Prize · · Score: 1

    What's the limiting factor here?
    Why not 63 or 64 miles? or 58?
    Something to do with the speed of light?

  2. Aiiieee! NOTES is still alive?? on Can IBM Take On Google, Microsoft With iNotes? · · Score: 1

    Man... Just HOW does IBM keep sellin' this stuff?

    Easy! They bypass the techies and go to the pointy-haired boss who knows nothing about Information technology.
    But he knows that IBM is (or was) a "big player in the corporate world.
    This sales technique was true THIRTYFIVE (35) years ago, and I guess it is still true today.

    I take that back. Make it FORTY years ago.

  3. Re:If LotusLive iNotes is in any way based on on Can IBM Take On Google, Microsoft With iNotes? · · Score: 1

    Lotus was remakably innovative... 20 year ago

    20 years ago?
    Lessee... that would be 1989.
    Sorry dude. We had already moved beyond the bloated DOS Lotus 1-2-3, and were using an inexpensive version of Quattro Pro. And if you are talking about IBM NOTES (the mainframe version).. well that was the Chevrolet Vega or perhaps even the Yugo / Lada of the IT world.
    Try THIRTY years ago.

  4. Yay! More gym class! on Obama Makes a Push To Add Time To the School Year · · Score: 1

    America has to start producing better basketball and football players!
    The RoTW is catching up!

  5. Re:Attention, Tinfoil Hat Wearers on LCROSS Team Changes Target Crater For Impact · · Score: 1

    Yeah, right!
    Do you actually BELIEVE this crap that they told you in school?
    Looks again like it's
    Aliens: 1 - - schoolboy math-wizard: 0

    (sigh....) When WILL you learn?

  6. Re:salesman speak on "Time Telescope" Could Boost Fibre-Optic Communications · · Score: 1

    Well?
    Well, I am sorry, but cloud computing has progressive political implications, and the New Age concept of the "morphogenetic field" could be a cutting-edge theory of cloud computing.
    In 1993, Craven Morehead and Sokal had already concluded that, since "physical data 'reality' ... is at bottom a social and heuristic construct", if you will, a "liberatory science" then presumably "emancipatory mathematics" must be developed that spurn the elite caste canon of high data retrieval science for a postmodern client-server science, providing powerful intellectual support for the progressive database project, albeit with somewhat imperfect density balancing, at least at the "atomic" level!
    This was all conveniently explained in a non-peer-reviewed paper for presentation at the 2005 World Multi-Conference on Systemics, Cybernetics and Informatics.
    So.
    The previous poster was only exhibiting the earnest attempt of a professional IT specialist (praise be unto him) to seek some kind of affirmation from postmodern philosophy for integrated developments in his field.

    You would have to agree that Its status as cloud computing certainly does not alter substantially our interest in the piece itself as a symptomatic set of data modalities based on the pervasive use of integrated conditional clients.
    Well, do ya, punk?

  7. Re:wtf? on Bad PC Sales Staff Exposed · · Score: 1

    Clandestine -
    - A small nation, populated by trellisars and clusters of Beowulfs,
    Clandestine is situated between Gnoobistine and Baklashitan.

  8. Re:How many photos fit on a 500GB HD? on Bad PC Sales Staff Exposed · · Score: 1

    Fine. FINE!
    OK, so he was tired of it FOUR years ago!

  9. Re:What's the Difference Between a Computer Salesm on Bad PC Sales Staff Exposed · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, it would be absolutely awesome if he did, but it's shit he doesn't need

    No, NO!
    Sounds completely cool to me!
    He could very well be on his way to a Beowulf cluster! Don'r discourage this behaviour!

    ...you luddite. !

  10. YO! I don't care! on Mainstream Press "Cringes" At Win7 Launch Parties · · Score: 1

    I just know I am gonna get a FREE copy of Ult-7 !!

    Take THAT, you debian dweebs!
    And after, maybe I can push some of this leftover tupperware!
    It's stained with Pinoqachole anyhow.

  11. I just wanna know if.... on MIT Project "Gaydar" Shakes Privacy Assumptions · · Score: 1

    ... if Goatse fits in anywhere in this study.

    and was Pinoqachole used in any of the experiments?

  12. Hmmnnn... NOTE TO SELF: on Earth Could Collide With Other Planets · · Score: 1

    "Tiny chance."
    "Billions of years from now."

    Ms. Moneypenny, this sounds serious. Could you call 007, please?
    Oh, and please- stop sending me this slashdot innuendo.

    ..

  13. Re:I'm outraged on Ten Applications That Changed Computing · · Score: 1

    illegitimate niece of Aunt Jemima, I am told.

  14. Re:MS Paint on Ten Applications That Changed Computing · · Score: 1

    Just one word:
    FATBITS.
    I have been known to eat them for lunch.
    - Bunny. (tee hee)

  15. Re:In Russia... on Report Links Russian Intelligence Agencies To Cyber Attacks · · Score: 1

    I, for one, bow to our new Russian ov... oh, wait!

  16. Re:Whooshy bastards on Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch Provokes Bomb Scare · · Score: 1

    Woosh

    No... Whoosh
    there- corrected it for ya (and for the TP)

  17. Sumbuddy better tell Sheriff Rosco ! on Report Links Russian Intelligence Agencies To Cyber Attacks · · Score: 1

    Ah tell ya, it's them Kaspersky boys!
    Them an' their souped up Lada, "The General Potemkin"!


    - Boss Higgs

  18. Yes, there's a problem. on Fermilab Discovers Untheorized Particle · · Score: 1

    I have not authorized it.

    And, as an addendum, I have unauthorized YOU!

    In my Soviet Higgs-Boson Universe, YOU are unauthorized.

    And that goes for the rest of you /. Bozos also!
    Now get out of my damn cloud chamber!