it is quite possible that because of this break-in someone could steal someone else's realname. can you imagine the potential horrors? and before you know it, there are going to be realname impersonators out there. microsoft..com anyone?
Thank you Mr. Hemos sir. I love you and your spellchecker, and I aspire to pour hot grits down your pants. I find everything you post to be very "intesting". Is that a digestive process?
well, we're quite sorry that the katz filter hasn't worked as well as we promised. however, as an act of restitution, we have tied jon down to a table here at slashdot headquarters and we're pouring hot grits down his pants. you should hear him scream. natalie portman is on a charter flight to holland, mi to spank jon personally.
Due to many, many user complaints about the quality and content of the articles that Jon Katz has been writing, we here at Slashdot have decided to do what we believe is best for the/. community by announcing this will be Jon's last article for us. We'd like to take a moment to thank Jon for all his efforts in the past, but it is time to move on. The recent uprising in troll activity can clearly be linked to his articles, and we need to get this problem under control. We are currently in negotiations with Natalie Portman to get her to write a weekly technology opinion column for Slashdot. thanks for your support, -hemos
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well that certainly wasn't very nice, was it?
what about the continent for raving idiots who write articles about topics they know little or nothing about? let's call it the "katz" continent?
-hemos
is this pissing thing a new troll genre, or have i not been paying attention lately?
in either case, may i suggest "did natalie portman piss in your grits?" as some hot new slashdot lingo.
one things for sure, that old fucker needs someone to piss in his pace.
-hemos
it is quite possible that because of this break-in someone could steal someone else's realname. can you imagine the potential horrors? and before you know it, there are going to be realname impersonators out there. microsoft..com anyone?
-hemos
thank you for the correction mr. gammatron sir. i feel so bad about this error that i will pour scalding hot grits down my pants.
-hemos
maybe if you were cool people would impersonate you, but sir, with all due respect, you are a jackass. -hemos.
ha ha.
hemos just said "grit"!
maybe you should brush your teeth.
Thank you Mr. Hemos sir. I love you and your spellchecker, and I aspire to pour hot grits down your pants. I find everything you post to be very "intesting". Is that a digestive process?
-hemos.
thanks to jon's mom for protecting poor baby jon from criticism.
well, we're quite sorry that the katz filter hasn't worked as well as we promised. however, as an act of restitution, we have tied jon down to a table here at slashdot headquarters and we're pouring hot grits down his pants. you should hear him scream. natalie portman is on a charter flight to holland, mi to spank jon personally.
Due to many, many user complaints about the quality and content of the articles that Jon Katz has been writing, we here at Slashdot have decided to do what we believe is best for the /. community by announcing this will be Jon's last article for us.
We'd like to take a moment to thank Jon for all his efforts in the past, but it is time to move on. The recent uprising in troll activity can clearly be linked to his articles, and we need to get this problem under control.
We are currently in negotiations with Natalie Portman to get her to write a weekly technology opinion column for Slashdot.
thanks for your support, -hemos