wow, a couple hundred e-mails a day? that's incredible! katz has definitely found his demographic. they're his intellectual peers. unlike katz, they're still learning.
come on folks, the whole reason i posted this article was to start some good old ms-bashing. let's not get off-topic with your defense of this code signature business.
with this information, scientists may now be able to isolate and treat people with the ultra-rare and deadly katz gene. people afflicted with this rare genetic disease have been known to randomly spew long-winded tirades of meaningless drivel and expect other people to care about it.
This is exactly what we have been needing for Linux, a program that will collect our userinfo, and without our knowledge, send over the Internet. No longer will people declare than Win98 is more user friendly. Linux users will be targeted by marketing analysts just as easy as Windows users.
since the slashdot preference filter doesn't effectively block katz, maybe a third party developer could write a program (open source of course), to block articles by / about jon katz... that would be some worthwhile software!
I bet Katzdot will run really well on that new Crusoe chip. Maybe Cmdrtaco. and I (hemos.) can get it to come up with something better than the meaningless drivel that we're getting from the Athlon 600 computer that we're currently running it on.
I searched for "Chocolate Chip Cookies Jon Katz" and I found some really poorly written articles. It's a good thing that the Holland folks haven't found out about this yet, it's far worse than porn.
-hemos.
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well, i'm hoping that i'll be seen as the intelligent posting troll, and maybe people will start mistaking the real "hemos" for me, "hemos."
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it seems like lately, the news around here has been stuck on pause, with an occasional rewind or two thrown in for good measure.
-hemos.
scientists today discovered a major star near to earth. they named it the "sun".
cripes! could the news get any more obvious around here?
the scariest stories all start with the following line --
"once upon a time, there was a man named jon katz"
-hemos.
the beer isn't so good.
hmm, i guess that the vibrating buttplug must draw a lot of power...
it's best to spend all one's liquid assets before declaring bankruptcy.
slashdot, taco, and hemos are all gonna be deep in the red soon.
hemos.
may i have your attention please! the bi-monthy slashdot "bash microsoft festival" is just getting underway.
calling all braindead moderators to mark anything remotely anti-microsoft as insightful.
wow, a couple hundred e-mails a day? that's incredible! katz has definitely found his demographic. they're his intellectual peers. unlike katz, they're still learning.
-hemos.
ladies and gentlemen, i introduce jon katz.
thank you very much!
wait until jon katz writes his article about code red. then you'll all know what a bad article is all about. right now, all we can do is speculate.
-hemos.
come on folks, the whole reason i posted this article was to start some good old ms-bashing. let's not get off-topic with your defense of this code signature business.
-hemos
let's throw a pie at jon katz!
-hemos.
with this information, scientists may now be able to isolate and treat people with the ultra-rare and deadly katz gene. people afflicted with this rare genetic disease have been known to randomly spew long-winded tirades of meaningless drivel and expect other people to care about it.
-hemos.
but still, could you please die?
oh man, you are a stupid flamer. far inferior to the average troll.
"Perhaps I need a cup of coffee before I try to post stories." you're in denial buddy... perhaps you need a bowl of hot grits down your pants!
I've not heard of catz, but I have heard of Katz... Now there's a creature that inspires fear in my heart.
I wonder if it's possibe to port Katzdot to the RoboCat...
-hemos
This is exactly what we have been needing for Linux, a program that will collect our userinfo, and without our knowledge, send over the Internet.
No longer will people declare than Win98 is more user friendly. Linux users will be targeted by marketing analysts just as easy as Windows users.
Truly, this is a great day for all mankind!
-hemos.
since the slashdot preference filter doesn't effectively block katz, maybe a third party developer could write a program (open source of course), to block articles by / about jon katz... that would be some worthwhile software!
-hemos.
I bet Katzdot will run really well on that new Crusoe chip. Maybe Cmdrtaco. and I (hemos.) can get it to come up with something better than the meaningless drivel that we're getting from the Athlon 600 computer that we're currently running it on.
-hemos.
I searched for "Chocolate Chip Cookies Jon Katz" and I found some really poorly written articles. It's a good thing that the Holland folks haven't found out about this yet, it's far worse than porn.
-hemos.
well, i'm hoping that i'll be seen as the intelligent posting troll, and maybe people will start mistaking the real "hemos" for me, "hemos."
i gotta help out where i can.
-hemos.
coming next week, the new jon katz article, "muppets - the tragedy of mergers"
personally, i can't wait.
-hemos.
Do you think that articles by Jon Katz are retarding America's youth?
oh man, you are so clever! i laughed and laughed and laughed, and then i realized i wanted to pour scalding hot grits down your pants.
-hemos