Second of all, I'm sure that they've added all sorts of stupid banner ads to the program, just like they did on the Windows version. I just don't want to be advertised to. That's reason enough to stick with GAIM, even if the official version had more features.
Heaven forbid they try to make money while your using their free services. Do you know how many fucking servers it probably takes to appease all those 20 million 15 year old AIM users who will go nuts if it goes down for 15 minutes?
So what, it has banners. Everything in life has it's price, and if you cant stand a 50x50 pixel image then your about the whinest weasel i've ever fucking met.
Because you'll just end up using AIM in a few years anyway. Know whY? because AOL bought ICQ a couple of years ago, and soon they will all be purged onto AIM. =)
The only reason Hitler lost in Russia was because he was fighting a two front war. Hitler tried to come to peace with Great Britain because he realized he couldn't win a two front war. Hitler was crushing Russia before he felt the strain of thinned supply lines and the brunt of a two front war.
But in a war with china, it's not about bodies, it's about technology. We have the technology to kill 100 of their chinamen with only losing 1 of ours. This war wont be fought on battlefields but in the air and in the science lab.
That's awfully funny, because I coulda sworn that John McCain was forced not to speak about Campaign Finance Reform. HRM THATS ODD, I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL ABOUT FREE SPEECH?
I fucking hate republicans, a bunch of fucking idiots...
Ever since Bobby Kennedy got shot? Are you a FUCKING MORON? That was 32 years ago and he was a democrat you FUCKING IDIOT. Assasinations happen every year, every day, every hour, and if someone REALLY wants to kill somebody else, no pig nosed, fat ass cop is going to stop them. So suck a dick you god damn idiot.
I don't know how we can have a SURPLUS when we have a nice 5 trillion dollar debt because the old whitie king, Ronald Reagan. I just someone has the decency to shoot you before you do something insane like vote for Bush.
The difference is HItler had military geniuses and might. China has nothing similar to the power and intelligence Hitler had at his disposle. Most Asians have little to no creativity or free-lanced intelligence. All they know is fed to them from books. The way to beat them is to suprise them, do something completely far fetched. They also have little military mind power because they don't let them think, therefore they have no grasp of real life scenarios, only shit that's been presented to them in a book.
Futhermore, I hope we get involved if China invades Taiwan. I wish we would just nuke China and get it over with. All China does is make cheap tv's and export all of it's people. And we don't need either.
Nasa should be broken off from government control like the Postal Service and PBS, yet still recieve a dynamic amount of money from the government. Nasa would hold semi-annual fund raisers and would allow commercial support in return for advertisements on shuttles and whatnot. With greater amounts of money and freedom, Nasa would be able to raise its salaries, hire better scientists, and get better accountants so they aren't paying 500000 dollars for a piece of aluminum. After large investments from philanthropists and commercial interests, Nasa would run several succesful missions and plan on colonizing the moon. After we begin colonizing the moon, the porn industry will donate 500 million dollars to Nasa, and Nasa will coincidentally announce 2 days later that the Moon is the official Planet of Porn(TM). Then, we will all be satisfied with Nasa, and men everywhere will take trips to the Moon to see the largest picture of Jenna Jameson. The end.
Did anyone see Politically Incorrect last night? Well, they had Jerry Falwell on (it's a 5 person panel show including bill maher) and they were discussing various issues. When it came to global warming, those things didn't exist to Falwell becuase "God made everything right with the Earth" and DNA didn't exist because it was "left-wing blasphomous science." These are the people who are behind the scenes for George W. Bush and who we're going to be controlled by if we elect him. And if we elect him, we will all like in right-wing, psycho christian state where the police men will be called "God's protectors."
George W is just a puppet for the right wing, and I'm sure he won't be bashful about taking away all our personal liberties on the net just to appease his fellow conservatives. God I fucking hate republicans, they're about the most heartless bastards I've dealt with in my life. Vive le revolution Marxist!
Written with hate and degredation, Bongo Hater of Republicans and Lover of Sex0r
Yah, apple.com's news brief on it isn't even a paragraph long. I'm sure that they're suing macosrumors.com and various other MacOsRumor sites as well as some apple employees, but as usual, the Apple legal team keeps us wondering. Just don't be suprised if you see various mac dedicated sites disappearing very soon...
It appears that Apple is only suing so it can force the various leaks to rat on their links. I guess they want to try to kill the entire food chain. Oh well.
In my own world, twisted as it may be, has a keen fascination with the word "starfish". I have come to discover that starfish's look like anuses. So let us do an experiment. I'm going to replace everytime you say starfish with the word anus. Let's take a look at the insuing hilarity, shall we?:
Just like anus: big, brown, and hairy. Cut it and you just eventually end up with more anuses. Each operates in its own little anus world not really worrying what the other anus is doing. Ejaculation (eventually) reroute around dead anuses. Only in the old DARPANET days could one logically speak of a central anus.
Is Fred Moody that fat comic book guy from the Simpsons?
Love, Bongo
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All I see are someone's machine running dos and a link to a software project. Zuh? Give us some meaningful links and helpful information next time you post an article, foo.
Written with abrasen and sadness, Bongo Lover of Luigi
Dude, you are SOOOO right. You wouldn't believe this, but I had trouble finding and buying this game for so long. And for some ODD reason, my great grandmother (who's about 90 years old when this occured) bought it for me. She had NO knowledge of games or what I wanted, and I don't even know if she knew I owned a nintendo. I don't even think she knew it was christmas, but low and behold I got Bubble Bobble, and I played that game 24/7 for the longest time (I still it play it today). Keep kicking ass with Bubble Bobble d00d!
Much Love, Bongo Official Bubble Bobbler Of The 21st Century
You seem to misunderstand. Those are my comments, not emmets. I think that simplicity is a necessity, becuase I don't want to swim through a 30 minute bull shit storyline just to play a game I paid 60 dollars for. I'm more for instant gratification then for wading through a book just to understand the game, let alone play it. But it's just my 2 cents.
BTW, all Emmet adds is "I still love the classics, I even own a few. The games are still great, and it's a fun hobby, too. ", everything else is my personal comments.
Thanks, Bongo Amoureux des jeux, Detester de merdre de Bull
Civilization has to be the greatest example of a great game turned bad by a gaming company, trying to mold a once simplistic, entertaining game into a unnecessarily complex and difficult one. After the creators of Civilization got hired by Microprose, it took them about 3 years to release Civilization 2. When Civilization 2 finally hit stores, it didn't come with any internet/multiplayer support and featured no built in scenarios or tools that were a staple in the original Civilization. Civilization 2 also had little to no difference then the game play from Civilization, and else then tactful icon changes and simple added game options, it was practically the same as Civilization.
My other major gripe was that Civilization 2 was shortly followed by 3 add-ons (all costing 30 to 50 dollars). Just to play with my friends I had to buy the sequel (Call to Power), and just to play any worthwhile scenarios, I had to buy the Gold Edition. i mean what is this? In addition to this, the game literally came with a book trying to explain everything it had modified from the original Civilization (the original game took me 30 mins to pick up, this game about 30 days). I mean, shit like this just proves why things are moving from the PC market to the console market, because the PC games rape themselves by trying to get profits by making cheap add-ons just to make the game playable!
It appears today that games aren't about entertainment or fun, but about reading a novel to get into the game just to get some miniscule joy from understanding it--only to be ruined 10 seconds later when some kid has a hack that lets him obliterate you. (sighs like charlie brown)
Writen with ampthy and contempt, Bongo Amoureux des jeux, Hater de merdre de Bull
I remember 1987, playing Super Mario Brothers and Tecmo Bowl until my eyes bled and my thumbs couldn't move. I mean, gaming today, you don't get any of the nifty hand injuries or mental dilusions (after playing 20 hours straight of Super Mario Brothers in 7th grade, I literally thought my dog was that crazy mushroom character). All you seem to get from today's modern games is a headache and a boner from looking at Laura Croft too much.
Oh well. I still collect Nintendo games and they have some great deals on EBay (I often find systems and games bundled together with price tags less then 50 dollars). There seems to be a lot of love left for Nintendo and classic gaming, at least with my friends. We often just play Double Dragon and Baseball Simulator 2000 all day if there's nothing better to do. Does anyone know if any of bundles of these classic games are availabe from purchase from actual stores? I know you can get the ROMs (I don't think ROMs compare to actual console playing) and bid on them on EBay, but I'd like to be able to purchase them from actual stores. Thanks for the help.
And you call yourself a person? Dude you're pretty stupid if you actually believe in all that bull shit. BTW, I'm a priest, can I have some money? I need it to go to the strip bar and get child pron. It also aids my ability to molest your kids, or your wife. Thank you.
With Christian love, Bongo The priest who rapes children and molests your wife (it said I had to do it in the "How to be a Catholic Priest For Dummies")
For 20 years, I've had the ability to have gleeful, cybergenic sex with my computer module after being refuted by girls. And now, NOW WHAT DO I HAVE TO TURN TO? Ugh. With the possibilities of me contracting std's from getting jiggy with my CD-ROM and other various computer parts, what can I do? Can you give computers anti-biotics? Oh well. I guess I'll have to use my incredible mental prowess to think of a new way to satisfy myself.
Sincerely, Bongo La rue de l'amour avec les ordinateurs
I have a plan to solve these tedious situations that keep arising amongst rumor driven sites. It's as simple as this: when a company plans on announcing something rather radical, the CEO will write it on the ass of someone he has slept with in the past month, weeks before it's been released/announced/etc. The first person of a rumor site/printed source to pleasure the girl with rumors writen on her ass will get the rumor. But beware of ass forgeries. Asses will be compared if necessary, and penetrated if found to be false. Remember, Steve never writes out his first name, and often in parody of himself, calls himself S. Hand Job.
In conclusion, I would like to present a definition of a word I find relates very well to this article: Douche.
Douche is defined as: A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes. b. A stream of air applied in a similar way. 2. The application of a douche. 3. An instrument for applying a douche.
Obviously this douche is very important, and we must address it in relation to CNET very soon, before we can succesfully find the 30 girls S. Hand Jobs has had sex with recently.
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Second of all, I'm sure that they've added all sorts of stupid banner ads to the program, just like they did on the Windows version. I just don't want to be advertised to. That's reason enough to stick with GAIM, even if the official version had more features.
Heaven forbid they try to make money while your using their free services. Do you know how many fucking servers it probably takes to appease all those 20 million 15 year old AIM users who will go nuts if it goes down for 15 minutes?
So what, it has banners. Everything in life has it's price, and if you cant stand a 50x50 pixel image then your about the whinest weasel i've ever fucking met.
Because you'll just end up using AIM in a few years anyway. Know whY? because AOL bought ICQ a couple of years ago, and soon they will all be purged onto AIM. =)
The only reason Hitler lost in Russia was because he was fighting a two front war. Hitler tried to come to peace with Great Britain because he realized he couldn't win a two front war. Hitler was crushing Russia before he felt the strain of thinned supply lines and the brunt of a two front war.
But in a war with china, it's not about bodies, it's about technology. We have the technology to kill 100 of their chinamen with only losing 1 of ours. This war wont be fought on battlefields but in the air and in the science lab.
I believe I hate all republicans. As stated before, they're all a bunch of a fucking idiots.
BTW, I don't think something is about "expressing one's political beliefs" if one (john mccain) isn't allowed to do it.
That's awfully funny, because I coulda sworn that John McCain was forced not to speak about Campaign Finance Reform. HRM THATS ODD, I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL ABOUT FREE SPEECH?
I fucking hate republicans, a bunch of fucking idiots...
Ever since Bobby Kennedy got shot? Are you a FUCKING MORON? That was 32 years ago and he was a democrat you FUCKING IDIOT. Assasinations happen every year, every day, every hour, and if someone REALLY wants to kill somebody else, no pig nosed, fat ass cop is going to stop them. So suck a dick you god damn idiot.
As Winston Churchill once said, "if you're young and republican, you have no heart, if you're old and democratic, you have no brain".
How's it feel to be a heartless prick? Stupid asshole.
I don't know how we can have a SURPLUS when we have a nice 5 trillion dollar debt because the old whitie king, Ronald Reagan. I just someone has the decency to shoot you before you do something insane like vote for Bush.
The difference is HItler had military geniuses and might. China has nothing similar to the power and intelligence Hitler had at his disposle. Most Asians have little to no creativity or free-lanced intelligence. All they know is fed to them from books. The way to beat them is to suprise them, do something completely far fetched. They also have little military mind power because they don't let them think, therefore they have no grasp of real life scenarios, only shit that's been presented to them in a book.
Futhermore, I hope we get involved if China invades Taiwan. I wish we would just nuke China and get it over with. All China does is make cheap tv's and export all of it's people. And we don't need either.
Coalition to Nuke dah Gooks!
Nasa should be broken off from government control like the Postal Service and PBS, yet still recieve a dynamic amount of money from the government. Nasa would hold semi-annual fund raisers and would allow commercial support in return for advertisements on shuttles and whatnot. With greater amounts of money and freedom, Nasa would be able to raise its salaries, hire better scientists, and get better accountants so they aren't paying 500000 dollars for a piece of aluminum. After large investments from philanthropists and commercial interests, Nasa would run several succesful missions and plan on colonizing the moon. After we begin colonizing the moon, the porn industry will donate 500 million dollars to Nasa, and Nasa will coincidentally announce 2 days later that the Moon is the official Planet of Porn(TM). Then, we will all be satisfied with Nasa, and men everywhere will take trips to the Moon to see the largest picture of Jenna Jameson. The end.
Love,
Bongo
Ask Netscape. They perfected the business model for incorporating open source into a realistic project. [snorts then bursts out laughing][/sarcasm]
Love,
Bongo
Did anyone see Politically Incorrect last night? Well, they had Jerry Falwell on (it's a 5 person panel show including bill maher) and they were discussing various issues. When it came to global warming, those things didn't exist to Falwell becuase "God made everything right with the Earth" and DNA didn't exist because it was "left-wing blasphomous science." These are the people who are behind the scenes for George W. Bush and who we're going to be controlled by if we elect him. And if we elect him, we will all like in right-wing, psycho christian state where the police men will be called "God's protectors."
George W is just a puppet for the right wing, and I'm sure he won't be bashful about taking away all our personal liberties on the net just to appease his fellow conservatives. God I fucking hate republicans, they're about the most heartless bastards I've dealt with in my life. Vive le revolution Marxist!
Written with hate and degredation,
Bongo
Hater of Republicans and Lover of Sex0r
Yah, apple.com's news brief on it isn't even a paragraph long. I'm sure that they're suing macosrumors.com and various other MacOsRumor sites as well as some apple employees, but as usual, the Apple legal team keeps us wondering. Just don't be suprised if you see various mac dedicated sites disappearing very soon...
I hit submit rather early. I meant to include this ZDnet article and this MSNBC article. Sorry bout dat. :)
Try MacAddict and this News.com article.
It appears that Apple is only suing so it can force the various leaks to rat on their links. I guess they want to try to kill the entire food chain. Oh well.
In my own world, twisted as it may be, has a keen fascination with the word "starfish". I have come to discover that starfish's look like anuses. So let us do an experiment. I'm going to replace everytime you say starfish with the word anus. Let's take a look at the insuing hilarity, shall we?:
Just like anus: big, brown, and hairy. Cut it and you just eventually end up with more anuses. Each operates in its own little anus world not really worrying what the other anus is doing. Ejaculation (eventually) reroute around dead anuses. Only in the old DARPANET days could one logically speak of a central anus.
Love,
Bongo
Inventor of Anal Penetration
Is Fred Moody that fat comic book guy from the Simpsons?
Love,
Bongo
All I see are someone's machine running dos and a link to a software project. Zuh? Give us some meaningful links and helpful information next time you post an article, foo.
Written with abrasen and sadness,
Bongo
Lover of Luigi
Dude, you are SOOOO right. You wouldn't believe this, but I had trouble finding and buying this game for so long. And for some ODD reason, my great grandmother (who's about 90 years old when this occured) bought it for me. She had NO knowledge of games or what I wanted, and I don't even know if she knew I owned a nintendo. I don't even think she knew it was christmas, but low and behold I got Bubble Bobble, and I played that game 24/7 for the longest time (I still it play it today). Keep kicking ass with Bubble Bobble d00d!
Much Love,
Bongo
Official Bubble Bobbler Of The 21st Century
You seem to misunderstand. Those are my comments, not emmets. I think that simplicity is a necessity, becuase I don't want to swim through a 30 minute bull shit storyline just to play a game I paid 60 dollars for. I'm more for instant gratification then for wading through a book just to understand the game, let alone play it. But it's just my 2 cents.
BTW, all Emmet adds is "I still love the classics, I even own a few. The games are still great, and it's a fun hobby, too. ", everything else is my personal comments.
Thanks,
Bongo
Amoureux des jeux, Detester de merdre de Bull
Civilization has to be the greatest example of a great game turned bad by a gaming company, trying to mold a once simplistic, entertaining game into a unnecessarily complex and difficult one. After the creators of Civilization got hired by Microprose, it took them about 3 years to release Civilization 2. When Civilization 2 finally hit stores, it didn't come with any internet/multiplayer support and featured no built in scenarios or tools that were a staple in the original Civilization. Civilization 2 also had little to no difference then the game play from Civilization, and else then tactful icon changes and simple added game options, it was practically the same as Civilization.
My other major gripe was that Civilization 2 was shortly followed by 3 add-ons (all costing 30 to 50 dollars). Just to play with my friends I had to buy the sequel (Call to Power), and just to play any worthwhile scenarios, I had to buy the Gold Edition. i mean what is this? In addition to this, the game literally came with a book trying to explain everything it had modified from the original Civilization (the original game took me 30 mins to pick up, this game about 30 days). I mean, shit like this just proves why things are moving from the PC market to the console market, because the PC games rape themselves by trying to get profits by making cheap add-ons just to make the game playable!
It appears today that games aren't about entertainment or fun, but about reading a novel to get into the game just to get some miniscule joy from understanding it--only to be ruined 10 seconds later when some kid has a hack that lets him obliterate you. (sighs like charlie brown)
Writen with ampthy and contempt,
Bongo
Amoureux des jeux, Hater de merdre de Bull
I remember 1987, playing Super Mario Brothers and Tecmo Bowl until my eyes bled and my thumbs couldn't move. I mean, gaming today, you don't get any of the nifty hand injuries or mental dilusions (after playing 20 hours straight of Super Mario Brothers in 7th grade, I literally thought my dog was that crazy mushroom character). All you seem to get from today's modern games is a headache and a boner from looking at Laura Croft too much.
Oh well. I still collect Nintendo games and they have some great deals on EBay (I often find systems and games bundled together with price tags less then 50 dollars). There seems to be a lot of love left for Nintendo and classic gaming, at least with my friends. We often just play Double Dragon and Baseball Simulator 2000 all day if there's nothing better to do. Does anyone know if any of bundles of these classic games are availabe from purchase from actual stores? I know you can get the ROMs (I don't think ROMs compare to actual console playing) and bid on them on EBay, but I'd like to be able to purchase them from actual stores. Thanks for the help.
Love,
Bongo
Amoureux classique de jeu
And you call yourself a person? Dude you're pretty stupid if you actually believe in all that bull shit. BTW, I'm a priest, can I have some money? I need it to go to the strip bar and get child pron. It also aids my ability to molest your kids, or your wife. Thank you.
With Christian love,
Bongo
The priest who rapes children and molests your wife (it said I had to do it in the "How to be a Catholic Priest For Dummies")
For 20 years, I've had the ability to have gleeful, cybergenic sex with my computer module after being refuted by girls. And now, NOW WHAT DO I HAVE TO TURN TO? Ugh. With the possibilities of me contracting std's from getting jiggy with my CD-ROM and other various computer parts, what can I do? Can you give computers anti-biotics? Oh well. I guess I'll have to use my incredible mental prowess to think of a new way to satisfy myself.
Sincerely,
Bongo
La rue de l'amour avec les ordinateurs
I have a plan to solve these tedious situations that keep arising amongst rumor driven sites. It's as simple as this: when a company plans on announcing something rather radical, the CEO will write it on the ass of someone he has slept with in the past month, weeks before it's been released/announced/etc. The first person of a rumor site/printed source to pleasure the girl with rumors writen on her ass will get the rumor. But beware of ass forgeries. Asses will be compared if necessary, and penetrated if found to be false. Remember, Steve never writes out his first name, and often in parody of himself, calls himself S. Hand Job.
In conclusion, I would like to present a definition of a word I find relates very well to this article: Douche.
Douche is defined as:
A stream of water, often containing medicinal or cleansing agents, that is applied to a body part or cavity for hygienic or therapeutic purposes.
b. A stream of air applied in a similar way.
2. The application of a douche.
3. An instrument for applying a douche.
Obviously this douche is very important, and we must address it in relation to CNET very soon, before we can succesfully find the 30 girls S. Hand Jobs has had sex with recently.
Written with sodomy and candy,
Bongo
Sultan of Swing, King of Konishiwa