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  1. Re:It's called Gnutella... on RIAA Responds to Napster - Raises Serious Questions · · Score: 2

    What. Gnutella, like the internet, is based on porn. The internet in my view and the Simpsons, is nothing but a way to facilitate 2.5 billion men's urges to get porn. And get porn they shall, weither it pay site or gnutella! PORN! PORN! PORN!. In fact, on Gnutella I'm quite disgusted by the amount of MP3's and other crap I get when I do searches for my porn. I think someone should make a plugin just for finding porn on Gnutella. And BTW, you switch a few letters, and Gnutella easily becomes Gnitalia.
    Written with much love,
    Bongo
    The Badnews Bear

  2. Re:Don't compromise, be an adult on Preventing Vendors From Playing The Blame Game? · · Score: 1

    MY NAME IS BONGO NOT BINGO. And as a recipient of your various works of gay porn, I'm VERY DISPLEASED. No double fisting scenes? WHAT IS THIS. GIVE ME MY MONEY BACK. And STOP CALLING ME BINGO.

    -Bongo

  3. God... on Cobalt Networks Could Sue Apple Over Cube Design · · Score: 1

    When are these frivalous law suites going to be regulated? I mean people wait years to sue their doctor who was doped on morphine while cutting up grandma's heart, and it's because of shit like this that creates a huge backlog in justice systems.

    It'd be a great idea if Apple was found innocent of infringement, and Cobalt had to pay for their court time.

    You know, our justice system was intended to serve the people, but now it just serves corporations. Capitalism sucks.

  4. Oh well... on Napster Ruling Stayed · · Score: 2

    This just gives me a few more weeks to get all the music I like so I can burn it on CD's. The ruling supposedly allows Napster to keep up until a trial begins (check this MSNBC article). Has there been any boycott sites up btw? I've vowed not to buy any more CD's for the remainder of the trial, and have promised my friends free burned CD's as long as they promise not to purchase any CD's. Is anyone doing the similar?

    BTW, on a side note, has anyone noticed how in all the publicized trials, they refer to it as "napster stealing their music" (such as lars on Capital Hill). Why do they keep blaming Napster for their users behavoir? But oh well, hopefully the federal courts will realize that the RIAA has no case against Napster, only their users, and service will continue as normal soon....

  5. Note to Self on Tiny, Tiny Sony Digicam · · Score: 1

    Buy digicam, and large teddy bear. Insert digicam into bear. Give bear to hot girl. Watch hot girl get naked in front of teddy bear. Beat shit until froathing.

  6. Off Roading With SUV's on Ars Reviews Honda Insight · · Score: 1

    Hehe, one time during a high school tennis match (yes I'm on the tennis team so blow me =P), me and 2 teammates decided it was a good time to get some McD's. Anyway, my asian friend volunteered to drive in his Jeep Cherokee, and after taking a vote, we decided to go off roading... on school property. We havekind of a 1 acre sized forest/grassland type of area between the actual road and our school, so we decided to go through there. Well, we drove through and whatnot, and to our unknowing, there was a large concrete ditch on our way from the forest to the main road. We hit that shit at like 40 miles per hour, and the car was completely fucked. Coolant spilled all over the place and he basically totalled everything feasable under the hood. He ended up towing the car back to his house (it was completely undrivable) and then he decided that he'd tell his insurance company that this all occured while he was parking. Well, he ended up getting investigated for insurance fraud (he ended up getting his insurance contract cancelled) due to the fact no body shop believed that much damage could occur during parking, and he ended up paying 8000 dollars to get it repaired. It was funny. Hehe.

    In conclusion, asians are entertaining, and will do anything for the man just to please them. Take advantage of this at your own will. :-)

  7. Let me get this straight on ACLU Files For Carnivore Info · · Score: 1

    Whenever I spy on people (such as my 17 year old neighbors daughter), I always seem to land myself at the police department. But now the FBI can snoop on me without getting in trouble? Hrm. Bongo have idea. Bongo join FBI, learn about Omnivore, and intercept neighbors daughter emailing pictures of her diking out when she and friends had too much to drink! woot! Yay for democracy!

  8. Re:Salon article on Getting Ready for The X-Men · · Score: 1

    That's odd, because when I wasn't busy looking at porn and working on web pages in high school, I was out getting drunk and fucking around with girls. The funny thing is, is the people who want to be computer nerds and have no friends are the ones who know the smallest about computers. They just sit at home learn javascript and listening to austin powers audio clips. Any TRUE nerd is smart enough to be able to get his way with woman, have a good social life, and maintain a healthy amount of knowledge. So sucks to you and your asmar poindexter.

  9. Ingo... on Ask Ingo Molnar About TUX · · Score: 1

    How do you feel that your name slant rhymes with mine, as I am named Bongo?

    And, as a necessity to satisfy the urge inside of me, DID THE DINGO EAT YOUR BABY?

  10. Re:New moderation topic required! on Why We're Still Stuck On Earth · · Score: 1

    Why would the government be threatened? I could go on all.

    Because then they'd have to give us all consent forms to get gang probed. Duh.

  11. Re:Why competition is dangerous on Why We're Still Stuck On Earth · · Score: 1

    Wait until I launch my shlong rocket into your moms coochie. That'll send her to intergalatic orgasm. Biznatch.

  12. Re:SBC DSL vs Cable Modem... on Some Customers Can Roll Their Own DSL · · Score: 1

    Yah, I got a cable modem from Cox (seriously hehe) after debating weither to get DSL or cable. I looked at bellatlantic prices compared to cox's (for 49.99 you get 150 k/s on a cable modem and simirally 30 k/s on a dsl) and the fact that they didn't have it in my area even though I literally live 2 miles from a station of theres. I also recieved a 5 dollar discount due to the fact I'm a cable customer, and free repair service (my cable modem went dead and they replaced it for free). Right now the service isn't lateral, and I've never been able to upload faster then 20 k/s. But they have promised to make the service lateral by the this winter, and I've recieved nothing but helpful service after some problems with the modem. Installation is also free. I still feel strongly for my cable modem (I give it the hot beefy injection every night), and in talking to friends they've given a lot of negative feedback about their DSL's performance. But oh well.

    BTW, who would seriously get a service who's acronym is Dick Sucking Lips?

  13. Great on Some Customers Can Roll Their Own DSL · · Score: 1

    Thousands of people calling for help so they can download porn faster. Super.

    In all seriousness, you really do need someone familar with computers to install broadband connections. With the majority people I know with fast internet connections, they're computer knowledge is lacking and they're knowledge of modem/TCP/IP software/hardware knowledge is even less. Ugh, I'd kill myself if I were a tech support person there.

  14. A realistic question on Ask 'Ian' From Debian · · Score: 3

    Do you believe you will able to ever succesfully produce profit and constant revenue from a sector that captures a very small portion of the market and one that is possibly shrinking due to economic slowdown? Do you believe you actually have a viable future or are you looking to gain promenence (and wealth) from a takeover from a more succesful Linux oriented company?

  15. Re:Yeah... on Poor In Latin America Embrace Net's Promise · · Score: 1

    Yah, but when you go and buy software, and that shit stinks like some sweaty indian programming sweatshop, you'll know the price you pay. OS/3 will be the first one to come with its own god damn deodrant.

  16. Re:How typically arrogant on Poor In Latin America Embrace Net's Promise · · Score: 1

    Just because I live comfortably, I'm responsible for everyone elses well being in the world? Fuck that. It's called evolution. And harsh as it might seem, if they don't have food or water, then let them god damn die. It's called evolution. If they were intended to live, they'd crawl out of their hole and become something meaningful.

    But the chances of that are unlikley, and if you're going to label me as racist, check out this book. It's by an Oxford professeur of the mid 70's who came to the logical conclusion that racial differences exceeded skin color.

    To refer to an excellent summary, "To Baker, a biologist, it is patently obvious. Races differ. The Japanese cannot win at basketball, sprints, or the high jump. If body size is critical for sports, brain size is critical for civilization building. This leads to a thorough discussion of brain size, the development of IQ measurements, and the heritability of intelligence. Baker concludes that only Europids and the Mongolids are capable of founding civilizations. If the capacity to originate civilizations is the criterion, some races and subraces are superior, while others are inferior. Baker relates absorbing information concerning intelligence in mixed-race people. The American Negro is about 25% Europid, but this varies, especially from north to south. Intelligence in Negroes depends on the percentage of White blood. For example, Furguson's 1914 study showed that quadroons (3/4 White and 1/4 Black) are the most intelligent Negroes, but are far below Whites. " Down with PCism and up with realism. =)

  17. Re:This is not "how we live" at all on Snapshotting the Whole Internet? · · Score: 1

    Thanks to the efforts of liberals and atheists everywhere people, like myself, who hold with decent Christian ethics are oppressed and considered to be backward and out of touch with the modern world. Your post seems to indicate that you also believe in the Lord and follow the Bible, so I don't see how you can disagree with what I'm saying. The temptations of Evil are many in today's world, and if I choose to try and spread the Word, why is that considered to be such a bad thing?

    God, morons like you make me want to urinate on the bible. You follow a religion that was started by a crazy jew out to scam other people! He's just the roman empire's version of David Kuresh. Anyone who so blindly follows such a blantly incoherent and exagerated lie such as the bible deserves a god damn tongue lashing from anyone who is somewhat reasonable!

    And furthermore, who the hell wants to hear your word? I've had enough of Christian "your all going to hell"er's knock on my door and tell me that my path will lead me to hell unless I follow them! So do the people with reason, sense, and intelligence a favor, and stick your worthless bible up your fucking ass!

  18. Re:Here's why not on Oscar and Interactivity · · Score: 1

    Um, who says that rap isn't music? Rap is very difficult and considering it's based on metered poetry, I would pretty much consider it music. If you've ever listened to Public Enemy, Trible Called Quest, or Arrested Development, you'd be aware that rap isn't just about gangsters, just like rock isn't just about Duran Duran. Unforunately, you are a part of the masses and seem to share their intelligence level...

  19. Re:Matrix on Oscar and Interactivity · · Score: 1

    Yes. The Garden of Eden and the fact that the earth is only a few thousand of years, well supported ideas that we all agree on... great. I fucking hate the rampant idiocy that's infected America, aka the cult of Christianity. Seriously, religion has no place in intellectual conversation else then something we can all agree to urinate upon..

  20. Re:No website...must not be serious on Is "coke.ch" A Violation of Coca-Cola's (tm)? · · Score: 1

    same way that Band-Aid and Kleenex are no longer trademarks in this country.

    Um, I hate to tell you that Kleenex is a trademark in the U.S. Band-aids are a product, Kleenex are not. Kleenex is a COMPANY, they make TISSUES, not kleenexes (it's just we all refer to tissues as kleenexes because of their dominance). So bah to you and your weakly researched supports!

    ~Mask of Bongo

  21. Re:Your Translation on German Censorware Targets Music · · Score: 1

    How do Pedophiles and Marxists and Holocaust-deniers get grouped together? How can a post as idiotic as this get moderated up?

    This post seems so typical of a product of the American education system where they're just pushed to believe Communism is the root of all evil. It's obvious this poster is too stupid or ignorant to understand Marxism or any government system that isn't our 'democracy'.
    And in reference to Mein Kampf and Hitler, what's so bad about Hitler? The man practically did what Napoleon did in a span of 6 months. He almost took over the fucking world, and it seems that no one has respect for a man who stood up against the world and said fuck off. Even though I don't agree with his POLICIES (genocide, censorship), he got a lot more accomplished then any other government or country of his time. And by the way, most European countries and America were aware of the Holocaust by 1937, but they chose to do nothing. As the saying goes... if you're not part of the answer you're part of the problem....

  22. Re:what i dont understand, please enlighten me on Geographic Screening · · Score: 1

    Ok, but lets all remember, Canada's head of state is still the QUEEN. I don't think America should respect a country who's still under the nail of a distant country (let alone a fucking monarchy). Sorry but until Canada develops a government that is post 15th century then maybe American business will respect its laws. but until then go away and eat our goods

  23. Re:corperate drug use on The Breaking of Cyber Patrol 4 · · Score: 1

    You seem to be rather label happy with referring to drugs and drug users. Not all drugs are bad and not all drug users turn out to be failures or "bad guys". Ever heard of Allen Ginsberg, Jim Morrison, Steve Jobs, Jack Kerouac, Jimi Hendrix, Kurt Cobain, Andy Warhol? They seem to have accomplished a lot. And even if a drug user does spend his life only in constant search of another high, he still ends up worm food like you will. So what's the path matter if the final destination is the same?

  24. Re:Thank you on FTC Rules in Favor of Privacy · · Score: 1

    Someone ignorantly slammed the US I just thought I would just point out that other places were a great deal worse.

    Hehe, this is a rather funny statement, because it seems to Americans (including myself) like to compare everyone elses shitty situation to ours in order to feel better about our failing democracy and our hypocritical policies. We have our own pit its just we haven't dug it as deep as other countries have... yet.

  25. Re:(OT)Re: Damn Vegans, go to hell or California on The Ultimate Geek Food · · Score: 1

    Animals don't have feelings. But Plants do. Plants are as living as animals. Just because you don't hear them cry when you pull them out of the ground doesn't mean they're less alive then the chicken who's running around without a head. And BTW, if god didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of meat!