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  1. Re:windows 8.1 only for the USA on The Black Underbelly of Windows 8.1 'Blue' · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "funneling users to their services first, " Yeah that'll work well with anti trust issue in EU. "tracking your system usage" Yeah that'll work well with data protection issues in EU.

    As long as they share data with the local government's spying organization everything will be fine.

  2. Re:Google maps? on Researchers Complete New Gondwana Map · · Score: 2

    Sir, you have a really old house.

    According to property records the house was originally owned by a F. Flintstone back when the community was known as Bedrock.

  3. Give her a break, it's for her glocouma.

  4. Re: We need another Egypt... on State Dept. Bureau Spent $630k On Facebook 'Likes' · · Score: 1

    Which republic? First? Second? Third? Fourth? Fifth? Which incarnation? And who would you rather have? Robespierre, Napoleon or de Gaulle?

    French (Revolution) model as in round up all the 1%ers and all that support them, put them in prison and chop their heads off. Repeat as necessary.
    Doesn't matter who they install in office. As The Who said, "Meet the new boss, Same as the old boss."

  5. Re: We need another Egypt... on State Dept. Bureau Spent $630k On Facebook 'Likes' · · Score: 1

    I think the French model is much more likely.

  6. Re: should of killed the DRM system on Ubisoft Hacked, Account Data Compromised · · Score: 1

    ...and have your original game CD mounted in drive D:, (your CD drive isnt maped to D:? though s#$@.) and verify you have a working Internet connection to our authentication servers. And make sure the key dongle is plugged into a USB port. And bend over and be scanned by our full penetration rectal biometric scanner. ..

  7. Re: Finally they are recognized! on New Moons of Pluto Named Kerberos and Styx; Popular Choice 'Vulcan' Snubbed · · Score: 1

    Neal Peart was not the original drummer for Rush. He joined for the second album.

  8. Re: Less powerconsumption = less cooling on Making Your Datacenter Into Less of a Rabid Zombie Power Hog · · Score: 2

    if you can run on a low power system as you describe it is probably a good candidate for virtualization.

  9. Re: Shoot first and check later on Google's Blogger To Delete All 'Adult' Blogs That Have Ads · · Score: 1

    s/google/NSA/

  10. Don't get too excited. on Microsoft Research Adds 'Mood Detection' To Smartphones · · Score: 1

    It's just a smartphone version of the mood rings that were popular in the '70s.

  11. Re: Make it so... on Scientists Work To Produce 'Star Trek' Deflector Shields · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...and hot green alien chicks!

  12. Wall St. vs. Terrorists on Wall Street To Hold Quantum Dawn 2, Cyber-Attack Drill · · Score: 2

    Honestly, I can't pick a side. Either for or against.

  13. Re: Still need to install something on Netflix Ditches Silverlight With HTML5 Support In IE11 · · Score: 2

    By any chance are these the same HR departments looking for 5 years of Windows 2012 experience?

  14. Re: Fluoride? on Industrious Dad Finds the Genetic Culprit To His Daughters Mysterious Disease · · Score: 4, Insightful

    searching for vaccines and autism turns up a lot of hits too. Despite being debunked multiple times.

  15. Re:Welcome to Pliocene Park on 700,000-Year-Old Horse Becomes Oldest Creature With Sequenced Genome · · Score: 1

    Lions and Tigers and Bears (and Wolves), Oh My!

  16. Re:Etymology on Was That A Tsunami? · · Score: 1

    When I saw "Meteotsunami", I first thought that this is a tsunami caused by a large meteorite impact. No, scratch that. It actually sounded a little bit too much like a name of a new Final Fantasy attack combo.

    I don't know about a Meterotsunami, but a Metrotsunami is caused by Poseidon being frustrated by the interface on his new Windows 8 tablet.

  17. Re:Obviously due to global warming on Was That A Tsunami? · · Score: 1

    Obama? I thought global warming was caused by Al Gore.

    Listening to conservatives I have learned that *everything* is Obama's fault.

  18. Re: they can save the nook on Nook Failure, Lack of Foot Traffic Could Spell Doom For Barnes & Noble · · Score: 1

    Just preloaded it with the "Fifty Shades of Gray" trilogy.

  19. I hired a Pro-Bono lawyer to sue U2 once on Pro Bono Lawyer Fights C&D With Humor · · Score: 1

    lost badly. I should sue the lawyer for conflict of interest.

  20. Re: Hot Air Powered Helicopter on Sagita Displays Hot Air Powered Helicopter · · Score: 1

    What we need is a generator that runs on bullshit. Washington DC could be the Saudi Arabia of bovine excrement power with ample reserve in Wall St. in the unlikely event that DC should ever prove insufficient.

  21. Re: Apple? on Sony, Microsoft Squabble Over Console Features, But the Real Opponent Is Apple · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Rovio would disagree.

  22. Re:Coming from Oracle ... on Relicensing of MySQL Man Pages Just a Bug · · Score: 1

    ... I can believe the 'bug' explanation. They've been cranking out bugs since 1977. So they're clearly the experts on the subject.

    But their software is perfect and if you are having problems it must be because you are doing something downright stupid. Or at least that is the impression I get from Oracle support.

  23. Re: This affects distributions on MySQL Man Pages Silently Relicensed Away From GPL · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I guess I was saying that, in regards to the time of the reps, it's always worth their time.

    Call up an Oracle rep (assuming you are not already an Oracle customer) asking for a quote on a 5 user base Oracle database license and see how long it takes him to get back to you.

  24. Re: This affects distributions on MySQL Man Pages Silently Relicensed Away From GPL · · Score: 2

    You may not be aware, but Oracle costs a TON of money. It's always worth a rep's time, because they're getting paid massive amounts of money to tell you how to do a LIMIT, OFFSET in Oracle. Forcing people over to Oracle from MySQL, for those gullible enough to do it, will mean some extra chump change for Oracle while simultaneously driving off anyone smart enough to go with a truly open alternative. No skin off their backs - Oracle has one client who is a Big Bank, and that's probably enough business from licensing to bankroll all the phone support for all of their products until the end of time.

    (sorry to my previous mod ups - you guys were funny and insightful - I'm sure others will mod appropriately - lol @ FirstPostgreSQL)

    Actually that was my point. If you are using MySQL and you are forced to move to another database platform (other than for outgrowing MySQL) Oracle is probably the last one you would look at due to licensing cost. And you would probably look at Oracle in that case if you were already an Oracle shop. Even then it might be better to move to PortgeSQL or even MS-SQL.

  25. Re: This affects distributions on MySQL Man Pages Silently Relicensed Away From GPL · · Score: 1

    I don't think there is enough overlap between Oracle and MySQL to generate enough sales to make it worth the Oracle reps time to answer the phone.