This is a serious matter. When you're young, a kid, you need to go off to college for three important reasons. One, is to do drugs. Smoke lots of pot, and take hallucinogens. If done correctly, this will guide you to understanding the true nature of perception, and give your ass some serious perspective. The other reason to go to college is to have lots of sex with disreputable girls. This will bring you closer to the realization of the fleeting nature of sex, and the true value of romantic love and dedication. Finally, reason number three is to GET SOME CULTURE and learn about shit that has nothing at all to do with your job or making money, so that you're an interesting person, not a worthless cog whose life and mind are interchangeable parts. There will be PLENTY of time to make fat wads of cash through 80-hour a week hi-tech drudgery later, when you graduate. Enjoy a little freedom when you're young. Such times won't come around again.
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This is a serious matter. When you're young, a kid, you need to go off to college for three important reasons. One, is to do drugs. Smoke lots of pot, and take hallucinogens. If done correctly, this will guide you to understanding the true nature of perception, and give your ass some serious perspective. The other reason to go to college is to have lots of sex with disreputable girls. This will bring you closer to the realization of the fleeting nature of sex, and the true value of romantic love and dedication. Finally, reason number three is to GET SOME CULTURE and learn about shit that has nothing at all to do with your job or making money, so that you're an interesting person, not a worthless cog whose life and mind are interchangeable parts. There will be PLENTY of time to make fat wads of cash through 80-hour a week hi-tech drudgery later, when you graduate. Enjoy a little freedom when you're young. Such times won't come around again.