The trend since then is to every higher level developer languages, ever cheaper "programmers" trained ever more quickly to string together libraries they dont understand into applications they cannot debug to run on machines they will never understand.
I'll get the sheep dog to herd some kids onto your lawn, while you load up.
Provide protective coating to tags, as sets of tags.
Apply DNA tags
Depending on how you do your accounting, and the relative costs of your materials (declining as production volumes increase) versus your labour (may decline if you can move it down from skilled lab workers to MacDonald's burger-flipping rejects), you've increased your costs by between 30% and 50%.
Every company with a web presences should grow a pair and join this suit.
Well, my company having a "pair" (mine) and a web presence (which holds my pre-paid mobile phone number ; that's all that it needs), finds this exhortation less than helpful, because it can't join this suit. Shocking though it may be to you, I'm not American and so this is only of passing interest to me.
I kept thinking "wow, if I had to read all this stupid crap from my friends, I'd be really sick of it really fast."
That's one of the things that's starting to appeal to me too. It's a couple of months since I logged into my Facebook account, and I still haven't found a reason to go back to it. I'd have to read my passwords file to remind myself of the log-in details.
The internet does not work if you have to pay to see the content on most of the sites.
Do you have evidence for this assertion? As in, an example of a part of the Internet where most of the sites were for-pay, and which stopped working.
I happen to suspect that your assertion is correct. But without evidence, it is only an assertion, of no greater significance than my assertion that I am Zog, The Galactic Overlord and that you will regret not bowing down to worship me.
You've just made your pub quiz a legitimate target for the next "lone wolf" terrorist attack. Or maybe your Dungeons and Dragons group.
You'll probably have figured out that anyone you meet who claims to be (have been) in the "Special Forces", isn't and/or wasn't. That's about 90% because making such claims appeals to idiots with an undue sense of self importance, and about 10% due to the people who really were in the "Special Forces" having worked out that they don't need their families shot at the supermarket.
Lock it in a safe. Nuke the safe from orbit. That's the only way to be sure.
I'm working on a dark-matter bomb to make small (down to M-class) stars go supernova. Just to be sure.
I'm trying to convince SAVAK to fund me to weaponise it from a civil-engineering tool so that the orientation of the gamma-ray burst can be controlled. Just to be really sure.
I don't know what "Burn Notice" is, but this does sound very similar to the idea of "SmartWater" (leaving stains of lots of fluorescent dyes in unique combinations, 20 distinct dyes enabling a million distinct tags) from 20 years ago. And explosive tracing from the decade before (shreds of plastics in the explosive ; enough survive to provide a fingerprint. And enough to contaminate the whole environment.)
Remember when having traces of cocaine on a five-pound note was sufficient to get you jailed?
That way DNA evidence will become worthless as it will appear that the population of large nations was in the room not to mention the expense of sorting all the DNA samples.
Which is why the DNA tags that they use contain biologically impossible DNA sequences. Or at least ones of implausibly low probability, such as (I construct a mapping of ASCII letter codes onto A="00", C="01", G="10", T="11" ; build a look-up table, make a translator... for upper case only) "CCATCATACAACCCATCAGACACACATTCCCAAGAACCATCCCCCAATCAGTCCATAGAC" , which should encode "SLASHDOT SUCKS!" and is fairly unlikely to occur in any existing organism on the planet. (Google can't find it. Not surprised. Anyone know how to use sequence databases?)
Whether that would make a protein, I don't know. It may have several STOP codons in it (I don't have my lookup table of DNA tuples to amino acid and STOP codons to hand).
What you'd need to do would be to get a number of their DNA samples and try to work out their encoding scheme (it's likely to be based on ASCII, and therefore need 4 bases per character, while natural DNA is based on 3-base sets ; that alone will mark it as "unnatural" ; perhaps they start every strand with "copyright WHOEVER 2013" ; you'll need a fairly large sample - a few microgrammes perhaps). Then create a lot more "spam DNA" using the same encoding scheme. Then contaminate everywhere.
Oh, sorry, I wandered off into an attack on this scheme in particular, not your scheme of attacking DNA evidence in general. Hmmm. you'd need a fair source of random human DNA. A minor bit of lab work (to snip the DNA into the sort of strands used in "fingerprinting"), and then some genetic engineering to reproduce the mix of strands you've got - say by brewing yeast. Getting X million sets of fingerprint strands into a single brew-able organism would be a hard job. But if you sampled (say) the towels of the Barcelona FC changing room, you could have your victim having shagged the whole squad on the night that you did him. Which could be... embarrassing, considering the number of footballers in the DNA databases. Should be do-able. Highly illegal (the charge here would be "conspiring to defeat the ends of justice"), hard to argue that it happened by accident, but it should be doable on a "football squad basis.
And the forensic teams would respond by searching the swabs for a single intact sperm, PCR-ing that up to fingerprintability, and fucking you that way. If they don't do that already.
Incidentally, I've expanded my "translator" to handle phrases now, and to "handle" lower case characters the easy way. So the copyright statement might look like this: CAATCATTCCAACCGC CCAGCAGCCACTCAGA CCCAAGAACCCTCAGA CATTCACCCCCGCACC CCAGAGAAATAGATAA ATACATAT
If they find the DNA on the door handle, it would be easy to get a warrant based on that evidence.
Which is why you took your gloves off before touching the door. Or you put them on, depending on which way you want to do the containment. Either way would work, but one carries evidence of forethought and planning.
They simply arrest you, book you (where DNA taking is legal)
Co-operate by letting them take a blood sample. You do have your lawyer lined up already, and they'll be present when the sample is taken, and will retain one of the duplicates.
(1) you're already guilty for being at the crowd which became a riot ; your intentions are irrelevant, the crime is one of strict commission. The Riot Act was read ; the crowd was ordered to disperse ; you were there, as witnessed by the presence of the tags ; you're guilty. End of facts (unless you're going to dispute those facts, see below) ; start of sentencing phase.
(2) "and then swab your door handle on their way out." Why did you let them in. You're not obliged to let them in without a warrant. So don't (w.a.w). Ever (w.a.w). Not for any reason, including a search for a missing cat (w.a.w).
(3) see standard forensic awareness techniques posted above. Plan for them before the event and carry them through after the event.
(4) when the water cannon and/ or tear gas (tagged, whatever) starts flowing, catch as much as you can and then go and drip it over public transport, sit on park benches, go to the library ; spread the taggant as widely as possible so that everybody in the city is tagged regardless of their actual activities that day.
Item (4) allows you to dispute item (1) ; you've broken (or introduced "reasonable doubt" to) the assertion that "this tag means presence at the riot".
Didn't they teach you anything in school in the 1980s?
You are ignorant of the fact that "forensically aware" criminals have been doing this for years already? All this will do is add a washdown with a detergent-oxidising agent mix to the normal procedures of using clothing from the second-hand shop (if you can't use a painter's white paper suit, or a burka as a recent armed robbery in London did), laundering it or burning it as soon as possible after the crime (if you're going to "torch" the "motor"... do all your clothes too).
The only reason for criminals to get caught through forensics these days is through either failure to do their research, inattention to detail, failure to follow through procedures, or failure to launder the proceeds after the crime. i.e., sheer bloody stupidity. Which is common enough in the criminal fraternity, because if they can do things like that, they're bright enough to make more money through regular work.
Could have been worse - the bank manager could have sprayed you in the face with packages containing half of his DNA (plus all of his mother's mitochondrial DNA) selected at more-or-less random form his own genome. Your "golden rain" scenario is barely kinkier than getting a "Robin Necklace".
Any surface that is non-sterile is filled with nucleases released by microorganisms and endogenous enzymes from the human body that will quickly degrade your DNA beyond recognition.
"degrade" , yes ; "beyond recognition", no.
Forensic scientists and archaeologists - in fact, almost anyone who works with DNA and isn't a medic - are well used to working with contaminated, multiple-source DNA samples. It does make the job harder (which is why in the real world you'll only hear DNA evidence presented as probabilities of supporting this hypothesis over that hypothesis), but not impossible.
I gather that there are a suite of TV programmes with names like "CSI" which might give you a different impression. These are fictional constructs.
There are some people who are only Muslims because leaving Islam is punishable by death, by law in most Islamic countries
"many" Islamic countries I'd agree with, but I'm much more dubious about "most". And as someone who has gone to a number of such countries in the past, who will do in the future, who has had to declare my religion (atheist) on government documents repeatedly (as well as surrendering my passport before going out to work), I pay reasonably close attention to such issues. Which is part of the reason that I may have to be getting a second passport soon. Or perhaps take out dual-nationality AND getting a second passport.
Ideally all Muslims would realise that Islam is just the ravings of a power-mad pedophile war lord
"power-mad", check ; "war lord", check (so far, so different, for all national leaders of his time) but the paedophile allegation may be true by the standards of our time, but it wasn't even unusual by the power-politics standards of his time (e.g. Henry-8 of England trying to marry his 7-year-old son to the 2 year old Mary Queen of Scots)
has no place in a civilised world
I keep on looking for that. Do you have an address? And a space ship?
Just to put this "Man of Steel" character into context, from a 1971 essay by "Grand Old Man of SF" Larry Niven entitled "Man of Steel, Woman of Kleenex":
Consider the driving urge between a man and a woman, the monomaniacal urge to achieve greater and greater penetration. Remember also that we are dealing with kryptonian muscles.
Superman would literally crush LL's body in his arms, while simultaneously ripping her open from crotch to sternum, gutting her like a trout.
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Lastly, he'd blow off the top off of her head.
I gather (from puff pieces like this submission on Slashdot) that there may be yet another Superman movie in progress. Is it likely to address these important parts of the myth, AND be worth watching?
The... program helped the NSA stop a 2009 al-Qaida plot to blow up New York City subways.
Given that bitching about the public transport system is a perennial subject in every city that I've visited (even Seoul and Munich ! ), doesn't that make Al Quaeda the good guys and the NSA the bad guys?
OK, you'd have had to get them to carry out their re-development at breakfast time for Riyadh. But since the redevelopers would most likely have been Saudis, and being religious, they'd have been as thick as coagulated pigshit, then that shouldn't have been too difficult.
Given that the total spend on games for our 5 (I think) year old console is about 6-beers (in inter-cultural value units), brought on CD at second-hand shops, then I'm really unclear about what the fuck a "publisher" is in this context.
I thought that the term in your constitution was about "inalienable rights"? Which means that nobody can take them away from you, and you can't give them away either.
But I'm neither American (for which I give thanks) nor a lawyer (for which I give additional thanks). So I'm not going to lose any sleep if I turn out to be wrong.
we're talking about an archeological dig, and putting an undue burden on a family,
Actually, as I understand TFS, we're talking about a domestic maintenance (building / repairing a fence) which unexpectedly turned into an archaeological dig. And the required standards for a dig have significant associated costs.
Which does sound a bit harsh. And frankly, that sounds like an ideal case for specialist insurance. If you're spending (say) #1000 on materials, equipment hire and labour to build a fence... then #50 or so for insurance against unexpected costs like this is not unreasonable.
As someone who's new home has a bit of a fencing problem which I'm going to have to sort out with the neighbour's landlord... and since I don't know where water, power, sewage or telephone lines run... then I'll be bearing this in mind. Although I think that such "incidental" site investigations are dealt with (locally) from general taxation for domestic situations like this. For a commercial site development, I assume the risk goes onto the developer.
its a double jeapardy burden on the company, effectively punishing them for "doing the right thing"...
Nope, it's a punishment on the company for not having done their necessary and appropriate checks before starting the project.
Did you miss the bit where the OP said that he lived in an area where the presence of caves is known? So... I'll speak slowly, and use short words... you manage the big risk (of down time in the middle of the job) by paying an insurance premium (a small, known risk) either to an insurance company, or by paying for geophysical (hmmm, long word - try "technical"?) investigation early in the project.
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I'll get the sheep dog to herd some kids onto your lawn, while you load up.
Well, it's your friend's lives, and your own.
Your revised scheme :
Depending on how you do your accounting, and the relative costs of your materials (declining as production volumes increase) versus your labour (may decline if you can move it down from skilled lab workers to MacDonald's burger-flipping rejects), you've increased your costs by between 30% and 50%.
Well, my company having a "pair" (mine) and a web presence (which holds my pre-paid mobile phone number ; that's all that it needs), finds this exhortation less than helpful, because it can't join this suit. Shocking though it may be to you, I'm not American and so this is only of passing interest to me.
That's one of the things that's starting to appeal to me too. It's a couple of months since I logged into my Facebook account, and I still haven't found a reason to go back to it. I'd have to read my passwords file to remind myself of the log-in details.
Do you have evidence for this assertion? As in, an example of a part of the Internet where most of the sites were for-pay, and which stopped working.
I happen to suspect that your assertion is correct. But without evidence, it is only an assertion, of no greater significance than my assertion that I am Zog, The Galactic Overlord and that you will regret not bowing down to worship me.
You'll probably have figured out that anyone you meet who claims to be (have been) in the "Special Forces", isn't and/or wasn't. That's about 90% because making such claims appeals to idiots with an undue sense of self importance, and about 10% due to the people who really were in the "Special Forces" having worked out that they don't need their families shot at the supermarket.
I'm working on a dark-matter bomb to make small (down to M-class) stars go supernova. Just to be sure.
I'm trying to convince SAVAK to fund me to weaponise it from a civil-engineering tool so that the orientation of the gamma-ray burst can be controlled. Just to be really sure.
"SmartWater" I thought, but with a considerably larger potential range of "bits" to set and so a larger address-space.
Remember when having traces of cocaine on a five-pound note was sufficient to get you jailed?
Which is why the DNA tags that they use contain biologically impossible DNA sequences. Or at least ones of implausibly low probability, such as (I construct a mapping of ASCII letter codes onto A="00", C="01", G="10", T="11" ; build a look-up table, make a translator ... for upper case only) "CCATCATACAACCCATCAGACACACATTCCCAAGAACCATCCCCCAATCAGTCCATAGAC" , which should encode "SLASHDOT SUCKS!" and is fairly unlikely to occur in any existing organism on the planet. (Google can't find it. Not surprised. Anyone know how to use sequence databases?)
Whether that would make a protein, I don't know. It may have several STOP codons in it (I don't have my lookup table of DNA tuples to amino acid and STOP codons to hand).
What you'd need to do would be to get a number of their DNA samples and try to work out their encoding scheme (it's likely to be based on ASCII, and therefore need 4 bases per character, while natural DNA is based on 3-base sets ; that alone will mark it as "unnatural" ; perhaps they start every strand with "copyright WHOEVER 2013" ; you'll need a fairly large sample - a few microgrammes perhaps). Then create a lot more "spam DNA" using the same encoding scheme. Then contaminate everywhere.
Oh, sorry, I wandered off into an attack on this scheme in particular, not your scheme of attacking DNA evidence in general. Hmmm. you'd need a fair source of random human DNA. A minor bit of lab work (to snip the DNA into the sort of strands used in "fingerprinting"), and then some genetic engineering to reproduce the mix of strands you've got - say by brewing yeast. Getting X million sets of fingerprint strands into a single brew-able organism would be a hard job. But if you sampled (say) the towels of the Barcelona FC changing room, you could have your victim having shagged the whole squad on the night that you did him. Which could be ... embarrassing, considering the number of footballers in the DNA databases. Should be do-able. Highly illegal (the charge here would be "conspiring to defeat the ends of justice"), hard to argue that it happened by accident, but it should be doable on a "football squad basis.
And the forensic teams would respond by searching the swabs for a single intact sperm, PCR-ing that up to fingerprintability, and fucking you that way. If they don't do that already.
Incidentally, I've expanded my "translator" to handle phrases now, and to "handle" lower case characters the easy way. So the copyright statement might look like this: CAATCATTCCAACCGC CCAGCAGCCACTCAGA CCCAAGAACCCTCAGA CATTCACCCCCGCACC CCAGAGAAATAGATAA ATACATAT
Which is why you took your gloves off before touching the door. Or you put them on, depending on which way you want to do the containment. Either way would work, but one carries evidence of forethought and planning.
Co-operate by letting them take a blood sample. You do have your lawyer lined up already, and they'll be present when the sample is taken, and will retain one of the duplicates.
Item (4) allows you to dispute item (1) ; you've broken (or introduced "reasonable doubt" to) the assertion that "this tag means presence at the riot".
Didn't they teach you anything in school in the 1980s?
The only reason for criminals to get caught through forensics these days is through either failure to do their research, inattention to detail, failure to follow through procedures, or failure to launder the proceeds after the crime. i.e., sheer bloody stupidity. Which is common enough in the criminal fraternity, because if they can do things like that, they're bright enough to make more money through regular work.
Could have been worse - the bank manager could have sprayed you in the face with packages containing half of his DNA (plus all of his mother's mitochondrial DNA) selected at more-or-less random form his own genome. Your "golden rain" scenario is barely kinkier than getting a "Robin Necklace".
"degrade" , yes ; "beyond recognition", no.
Forensic scientists and archaeologists - in fact, almost anyone who works with DNA and isn't a medic - are well used to working with contaminated, multiple-source DNA samples. It does make the job harder (which is why in the real world you'll only hear DNA evidence presented as probabilities of supporting this hypothesis over that hypothesis), but not impossible.
I gather that there are a suite of TV programmes with names like "CSI" which might give you a different impression. These are fictional constructs.
I only use Skype for the communications which I want the NSA to listen into, to mislead them as to what I'm really up to.
"many" Islamic countries I'd agree with, but I'm much more dubious about "most". And as someone who has gone to a number of such countries in the past, who will do in the future, who has had to declare my religion (atheist) on government documents repeatedly (as well as surrendering my passport before going out to work), I pay reasonably close attention to such issues. Which is part of the reason that I may have to be getting a second passport soon. Or perhaps take out dual-nationality AND getting a second passport.
"power-mad", check ; "war lord", check (so far, so different, for all national leaders of his time) but the paedophile allegation may be true by the standards of our time, but it wasn't even unusual by the power-politics standards of his time (e.g. Henry-8 of England trying to marry his 7-year-old son to the 2 year old Mary Queen of Scots)
I keep on looking for that. Do you have an address? And a space ship?
I gather (from puff pieces like this submission on Slashdot) that there may be yet another Superman movie in progress. Is it likely to address these important parts of the myth, AND be worth watching?
Given that bitching about the public transport system is a perennial subject in every city that I've visited (even Seoul and Munich ! ), doesn't that make Al Quaeda the good guys and the NSA the bad guys?
OK, you'd have had to get them to carry out their re-development at breakfast time for Riyadh. But since the redevelopers would most likely have been Saudis, and being religious, they'd have been as thick as coagulated pigshit, then that shouldn't have been too difficult.
So, what does a publisher do?
But I'm neither American (for which I give thanks) nor a lawyer (for which I give additional thanks). So I'm not going to lose any sleep if I turn out to be wrong.
Actually, as I understand TFS, we're talking about a domestic maintenance (building / repairing a fence) which unexpectedly turned into an archaeological dig. And the required standards for a dig have significant associated costs.
Which does sound a bit harsh. And frankly, that sounds like an ideal case for specialist insurance. If you're spending (say) #1000 on materials, equipment hire and labour to build a fence ... then #50 or so for insurance against unexpected costs like this is not unreasonable.
As someone who's new home has a bit of a fencing problem which I'm going to have to sort out with the neighbour's landlord ... and since I don't know where water, power, sewage or telephone lines run ... then I'll be bearing this in mind. Although I think that such "incidental" site investigations are dealt with (locally) from general taxation for domestic situations like this. For a commercial site development, I assume the risk goes onto the developer.
Nope, it's a punishment on the company for not having done their necessary and appropriate checks before starting the project.
Did you miss the bit where the OP said that he lived in an area where the presence of caves is known? So ... I'll speak slowly, and use short words ... you manage the big risk (of down time in the middle of the job) by paying an insurance premium (a small, known risk) either to an insurance company, or by paying for geophysical (hmmm, long word - try "technical"?) investigation early in the project.