User: TomR teh Pirate

Sounds like "two calfs, one cup"

On: Can You Potty Train a Cow?

Gross.

Why the Dice.com hate?

On: Reasons You're Not Getting Interviews; Plus Some Crazy Real Resume Mistakes

Not that I'm in the job market or even looking, but it didn't take long to figure out people hate these guys. Just wondering why.

scientology's tech stolen!

On: Measuring the User For CPU Frequency Scaling

This is the same technology the guy working the Scientology booth at the local mall uses when he asks you some questions that are none of his business. Of course you're squeezing it harder; you can't wait to tell the guy he's an idiot.