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  1. consumers on Steve Jobs Dead At 56 · · Score: 1

    Now who's gonna remind the industry that user experience comes first?

    Google? Your personal information comes first.
    Microsoft? Derp derp derp first.

  2. Re:which patents? on Samsung Seeking Ban of iPhone 4S in Europe · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If Samsung succeeds with their intentions, then every 3G phone also violates their patents. They've successfully trojan'd 3G standards.

  3. hipster overload on One More Thing For Apple Stores: Food? · · Score: 2

    Not only would "apple store" plus "coffee shop" be hipster overload, but where you see "customers could interact with technology in a relaxed environment", I see "people spilling coffee on things"

  4. pak chooie unf on Panasonic To Unveil New Helper Robots · · Score: 2

    I hate to let the cat out of the bag, but for for those young'uns who might not get this decade-old meme...

    http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/33440

  5. Re:Switched to WP7 from iPhone 4, Still enjoying W on Microsoft Begins Windows Phone 7.5 (Mango) Rollout · · Score: 1

    Heresy! Scott Adams is a treasured geek icon.

    Sure, he could have taken Bill Watterson's ethical, cowardly route: quit after you're popular but before you become a sell-out. But no, he bravely followed Jim Davis' lead: phoning it in week after week, merchandising everything, and cashing big fat paychecks. If the man wants to say nice things about an expensive smartphone that some company gave him for free, let him ride that gravy train!

  6. Re:Modus Operandi on Samsung Joins Ranks of Android Vendors Licensing Microsoft Patents · · Score: 2

    I've got no mod points, but you're exactly right. The biggest guys to cave in to MS's extortion are WinPhone partners: HTC, Samsung.

  7. Re:life outside the walled garden on Microsoft Taking Apple's Walled Garden Approach For Metro Apps · · Score: 1

    LG Optimus One P500. I don't remember which ones I tried. It wasn't "Sush". I only tried 4/5 star apps with plenty of reviews. And I omitted anything that looked amateur or shady.

  8. Re:life outside the walled garden on Microsoft Taking Apple's Walled Garden Approach For Metro Apps · · Score: 1

    I think that apple at least ensures that an app installs successfully and attempts to work as advertised. Half the android apps I tested didn't even get that far.

  9. Re:life outside the walled garden on Microsoft Taking Apple's Walled Garden Approach For Metro Apps · · Score: 1

    When I uninstalled, it asked for a reason and I said it was because the app was borked. When I went to the website for each app, I already saw plenty of "this app doesn't work for my device" posts, so I didn't bother. With a zillion different phones, OS versions, and shells, I pity anybody developing apps like this for android.

  10. Re:life outside the walled garden on Microsoft Taking Apple's Walled Garden Approach For Metro Apps · · Score: 1

    My son has a WinMo6 phone (yes, I should be reported for child abuse). I use an app called GProfile to manage the ringer. It's not calendar-based, it has its own schedule. Works great!

  11. Re:It's an investment. on Microsoft Has Lost $5.5 Billion On Bing Since 2009 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    WPF. It was supposed to be an all-new programming paradigm, but was too little, too late. Performance was abysmal, and this never got fixed. Now it gets replaced with WinRT.

    http://fixwpf.org/

  12. Anti-competitive? on Microsoft Has Lost $5.5 Billion On Bing Since 2009 · · Score: 2

    If Microsoft created Bing in order to deprive Google of ad revenues, how is this not "dumping" or "bundling" or some other illegal practice?

  13. Win8 IE+Bing lock-in will succeed on Microsoft Has Lost $5.5 Billion On Bing Since 2009 · · Score: 3, Informative

    I fear that the Win8 metro shell will do a very good job of locking people in to IE and Bing. They'll both work "good enough" to prevent people from seeking superior alternatives. Will you even be able to swap out the browser in the metro shell? How much effort will it take to modify Chome, Firefox, etc to be metro-compiant?

  14. life outside the walled garden on Microsoft Taking Apple's Walled Garden Approach For Metro Apps · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I got my first android phone a couple months ago. For my daughter. I wanted an app that automatically turns the ringer off during class, then back on afterwards. All automagic so she couldn't forget. I found at least 5-10 apps in the android marketplace that do this.

    App #1 installed with complaints. The first time the phone rang, the app crashed.
    App #2 installed okay, but wouldn't start automatically.
    App #3 acted like it worked. But you could still hear the phone ring even though the app claimed that it was silenced.
    App #4 almost works as advertised. It's supposed to "mute w/vibrate" but doesn't vibrate. Just mute. Good enough!

    It was a shitty, frustrating experience that made me appreciate what a "curated" app store offers. On the flipside, There's no app like this at all for iPhone or WP7. So maybe android's motto should be "we let you do more...badly" ;)

  15. Win8, 25 years too late on Windows 8 Roundup · · Score: 5, Funny
  16. Re:Isn't Windows 8 the "Skip One" on Gut-Check Time For Windows 8, Microsoft · · Score: 1

    3.11 and 98SE were like service packs.

  17. Re:what the heck are these for? on Wicked Lasers Introduces Handheld One-Watt Green Laser · · Score: 1

    Second amendment!

    - pretend to have weapons around for "protection"
    - actually have it because its cool and/or makes you feel like a big shot
    - eventually gets used to [accidentally | deliberately] kill or injure self or others.

  18. Why asteroids? on Atari C&Ds Emulators, Site About Asteroids · · Score: 1

    It's because some jerk-ass lawyer is working through Atari's trademark catalog alphabetically. Next...Breakout?

    Let's all go infringe against Yar's Revenge. We'll be safe for years!

  19. Re:What am I missing here... on Like a Redstone Cowboy · · Score: 1

    Oooh, "I played (shabby obscure thing) before (mainstream derivative) was popular."

    Go away, hipster gaming troll.

  20. ISO mounting was a WinXP power toy on Windows 8 To Natively Support ISO and VHD Mounting · · Score: 2

    Those with short memories might forget that "Virtual CD-ROM Control Panel" was a free PowerToy that Microsoft released for WinXP. It got retired, and now a decade after its initial release, it's getting included into Win8. This is progress?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virtual_CD-ROM_Control_Panel

  21. scumbag family on The Copyright Nightmare of 'I Have a Dream' · · Score: 2

    Anybody from Atlanta should be able to attest that Dr. King's family is a bunch of degenerates who ride on his accomplishments for their own monetary / political / social gain. Just check out the frequent lawsuits and scandals involving family members and the King Center.

  22. Re:Java...Yawn. I care about the JVM. on Java 7: What's In It For Developers · · Score: 1

    Ah, the impetuousness of youth. All of those "alternate languages where all the action is" are great toys ... until you need to get a job (or leave academia).

    PS - Java ain't dead til netcraft says so!

  23. Re:Cant compete, but sue. on Sale of Samsung Galaxy Tab Blocked in the EU · · Score: 1
  24. ironic on Bethesda Tells Minecraft Creator: Cease and Desist · · Score: 1

    The first place I'd heard about Skyrim and how cool it's going to be was from Notch himself, months ago.

    lawyers can go eat a poop sandwich.

  25. Re:Shill on Finding Fault With the Low, Low Price of Android · · Score: 1

    True. I visit (and troll) Paul's sites frequently. Whenever it's a "slow news week", he'll attract pageviews by posting an inflammatory anti- MS or Apple or Google story.

    A man's gotta pay the bills, I suppose. Lord knows his Windows Phone 7 book ain't selling.