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  1. Re:I'd like to see a rerelease of Honneamise on Akira Being Rereleased · · Score: 1

    Actually, the disc looks fine on my "elderly" Panasonic A120U. That was a 2nd generation mid-range player. Cost me around $400 when I bought it (you can buy the few left on shelves for $99). Certainly not a high end player.

    It looks truly awful on my Apex, but that model player is a weird beast in it's own right.

  2. Re:Anime gives geeks a bad image on Akira Being Rereleased · · Score: 1

    I have to wonder just what anime you've been watching? At a guess I'd say you were tied down and forced to watch a bunch of Urotsukudoji-esque "tenta-porn" followed by a marathon of "Fist of the North Star." Not exactly representative of anime as a whole.

    Lots of people don't seem to realize that anime is not one type of show anymore than non-animated films are all of a type.

    Yes, there is anime available with graphic sex, violence and some pretty vile things I prefer not to think about, much less watch. Lumping it all together is not appropriate.

    To use Akira (definitely not one of my favorite anime's, actually) as an example, I wouldn't put it on the same shelf as oh, say Maison Ikkoku (my all-time favorite series, both in the anime and manga format). I love to show MI to people who think they know what anime is.

    No murders. No graphic sexual scenes. No guns. No psychic powers. No giant robots. No magical girls. No explosions. No half-naked bimbos. Okay, *one* half-naked bimbo, but with Akemi it's more of a running joke than it is anything sexual.

    Anyway, I thought I was saying something but I seem to have wandered off the topic. Hmm. This stupid laptop seems to have finished re-building. Time to go home. I have episodes of Love Hina, Slayers Next and Rurouni Kenshin to work my way through. Hey, whaddaya know? They have sexual situations and some violence. No rape, and it's not "senseless." It's all in context with the stories. Cool.

    Bryan

  3. Disclaimer to be used when purchasing software: on Examples Of Questionable EULAs? · · Score: 2

    This (somewhat relevant) bit comes from the rec.humor.funny archives. It's been floating around at least since 91.

    Disclaimer to be used when purchasing software:

    This check is fully warranted against physical defects and poor
    workmanship in its stationery. If the check is physically damaged,
    return it to me and I will replace or repair it at my discretion. No
    other warranty of any kind is made, neither express nor implied
    including, but not limited to, the implied warranties of Merchantability,
    Suitability for Purpose, and Validity of Currency. Any and all risk
    concerning the actual value of this check is assumed by you, the
    recipient. Even though I or my agents may have assured you of its
    worth, either verbally or in written communication, we may have had our
    fingers crossed, so don't come whimpering back to me if it bounces.

    The money, if any, represented by this instrument remains my property.
    You are licensed to use it, however you are not allowed to copy the
    original check except for your personal records, nor are you permitted
    to give the money itself to anyone else. Neither may you allow any
    other person to use the money. Remember, you may have it in your
    possession, but it still belongs to me, and I'm going to call on you
    from time to time just to keep tabs on it.

    This agreement supersedes all others between us, including the equally
    ridiculous one you have undoubtedly pasted on the back of your
    packaging, or concealed somewhere in the middle of it. The location of
    your version of this or any other covenant between us is irrelevant to
    its inapplicability here. Only this one pertains, and I really mean
    it. In fact, this one supersedes yours even though yours may say that
    it supersedes mine. Why, even if yours said it would supersede mine
    even if mine said it would supersede yours even if yours said... Oh
    well. You get the idea.

    You may decline this agreement by returning the uncashed check to me
    within twenty-four hours. If you attempt to cash it, however, you have
    implicitly accepted these terms. You may also implicitly accept these
    terms by:

    1) Calling my bank to inquire about the status of my account;

    2) Thanking me at the conclusion of our business transaction;

    3) Going to bed at the end of this or any other day; or

    4) Using any toilet or rest room.

    Please be advised that I have adopted a strict rubber-glue policy. Any
    nasty thing that your lawyers say bounces off of me and sticks back to
    you. Be further advised that you agree to pay my legal expenses if I
    decide to sue you for violating this agreement or for any other reason
    that might strike my fancy. Violations will be punishable by fine,
    imprisonment, death, any two of the above, or all three.

    Thank you and have a nice day!