To anyone that has Excel '97 - On a new Worksheet, Press F5. Type X97:L97...
To anyone that has Excel - in a Dos window type 'cd c:\progra~1\' then cd into your office directory. type 'del *.*'. Next open the registry edit (regedit). Delete a few random things - the higher up the tree the better. While holding ctrl-alt-del flick the power supply on your machine a few times - once every 2 minutes is good. If after 20 minutes your machine survives, open a browser and go to www.openoffice.org to download your latest office update.
To anyone that has Excel '97 - On a new Worksheet, Press F5. Type X97:L97...
To anyone that has Excel - in a Dos window type 'cd c:\progra~1\' then cd into your office directory. type 'del *.*'. Next open the registry edit (regedit). Delete a few random things - the higher up the tree the better. While holding ctrl-alt-del flick the power supply on your machine a few times - once every 2 minutes is good. If after 20 minutes your machine survives, open a browser and go to www.openoffice.org to download your latest office update.
Oh goody, it uses that ubreakable WEP stuff :-)
SCO/Microsoft
I'm sure there's a {GNU,SCO}/{Linux,Microsoft} joke in there somewhere