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MS Word File Reveals Changes to SCO's Plans

jfruhlinger writes "Ah, the joys of 'track changes' in MS Word: metadata in a document obtained by Cnet reveals some earlier plans by SCO's legal team. Among them: to sue in February (their original target date), to sue Bank of America, to 'impound ... all Linux software products in the custody or control of Defendant through the pendency of these proceedings', and to accuse in court 'Linus Torvalds and/or others' of 'inclusion into one or more distributions of Linux with the copyright management information intentionally removed.' Good stuff." Also, SCO has announced a few new licensees including Computer Associates.

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  1. lawyers by panxerox · · Score: 5, Funny

    If all Sco's operating officers are put in jail whos going to write all the checks for the lawsuits? Also at what point does the Bar association of Utah step in and say if you sco lawyers do this anymore kiss your licenses goodby?

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    1. Re:lawyers by revtom · · Score: 0, Redundant

      If all Sco's operating officers are put in jail whos going to write all the checks for the lawsuits?

      Microsoft

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    2. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

      You obviously never heard of the penny stock scams that originated in Utah in the 70s... or seen Ruben & Ed... or noticed that everyone and their grandma is a member of a multi-level marketing group...

      Welcome to Utah. Home of the lily-white, MBA, fly-by-night, "capitalism"-with-no-laws dorks.

    3. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That's exactly the point.

      I *am* one and I *am* from Utah.

      The business climate here is corrupt and out of control. Probably because of the overwhelming one-type of demographic here.

      Good grief, just read the local newspapers and you won't wonder why the people at Caldera think they can get away with it.

      It's really insane actually. Alot of Mormons are just "Mormons" for the business relations.

      A little-bity place inhabited by nuts. Sad really.

    4. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa whoa calm down there; a little less sanka can go a long way.

    5. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      CA Says It Didn't Pay SCO No Stinking Linux Tax...details at http://blogs.cocoondev.org/dims/

    6. Re:lawyers by thefinite · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What is sad is that an AC gets modded "Interesting" for calling all Utah Mormon business people "nuts", even if he claims to be one. Is bigotry really all that interesting? Why don't you guys throw me some mod points for this one: "All Slashdot moderators are freakin' morons."

      The point is that I know a lot of Utah Mormon business people that are just *normal* business people, faults and all.

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    7. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not helping your case by stating something that's really true.

    8. Re:lawyers by xs650 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You may know a lot of Morman business people who are just "normal" business people, but that isn't relevant. Most Mormans I know are ethical hard working people, but that isn't relevant either. What is relevant is that Utah is well known for the various scams and con artists that operate from Utah. It doesn't take "most" of a group to make conditions where they live unsavory, just a few percent more than normal amount of con artists. Conditions in Utah are right for nurturing the development of con artists. http://www.watchman.org/lds/scamlds.htm

    9. Re:lawyers by Reziac · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll probably have to call the fire dept. for saying this, but:

      I haven't lived in Utah, but I have lived and travelled in other "Mormon country" parts of the western U.S. -- and the original poster is, sadly, correct. Among the Idaho and Montana Mormon communities, there is an unspoken but active philosophy that it's *okay* to exploit "gentiles" (non-Mormons) in any way they can. "Gentiles" soon learn to spot the attitude, and commonly experience snubs from Mormon businesses. Yeah, there are plenty of "normal" Mormon business folks, but the "us only" skew is definitely there, sortof like an extended Old Boy network.

      Conversely, I've not noticed these issues in SoCal, where Mormons blend in and don't act significantly different from anyone else.

      I think the original point was that when you get a Mormon businessman who IS a bad one, *and* is in an area where church and community support are as one, they tend to behave as if any gentile they're screwing over is somehow subhuman, therefore not worth playing fair with, to a degree you don't normally see even in ordinary cutthroat business.

      Move the LDS origins forward a century for purposes of comparison, and consider what other cul^H^H^H^H church they much resemble, and much may become clear ;)

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    10. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is that I know a lot of Utah Mormon business people that are just *normal* business people, faults and all.

      Jeez, you know "a lot", huh? Glad you clarified the issue so well for everyone.

    11. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I read that as: "All Slashdot moderators are freakin' Mormons."

      I was thinking, why would he flip sides from defending Mormons to insulting them?!

    12. Re:lawyers by thefinite · · Score: 1

      Man, I am really sorry you think this about people. To be honest, I doubt the authority of what you are saying. I lived for a total of 8 years in Montana and have never even heard of a primarily Mormon community. I also lived in Idaho, San Diego, and live in Utah right now. I have *never* heard a Mormon refer to a non-Mormon as a "Gentile". Tell me the truth, have you? Also, have you *actually* ever been screwed over by a Mormon? Do you know it was because you aren't Mormon or was he/she just a bad person?

      My point is that even if you can answer these questions with real personal experiences, you are still stating a fairly bigoted position. Can you prove otherwise with some *reasonable*, complete evidence? I am very curious for my own knowledge.

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    13. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Want to be modded up? Well, ya got it. What you do with it, my son, is up to you.

    14. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If most Mormons are honest, hard working people, they are likely to assume the same about others.
      So the crooks in Utah have an easy start and a flat lerning curve, compared to other states.

    15. Re:lawyers by thefinite · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You know its interesting that Utah Mormons may be more gullible than the general population (a point your linked website makes). It would probably be a good idea for Mormon leaders to try to prevent this. This doesn't prove the grandparent's post, though. For example, did proportion of Mormon scam artists mirror the proportion of Mormons in the general population? Basically I agree that gullible people attract dishonest people. I don't think that the grandparent's post was making that point, though.

      By the way, what's with that website? Do they really consider Mormons a cult?

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    16. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "All" was incorrect. "The majority" would perhaps be accurate.

      I've known a lot of Mormons. I had a Mormon girlfriend in high school, and due to the social pressures that are continuously exerted as part of everyday life with Mormonism, I started attending church. This went on for two years. Eventually, the stake bishop sat down with me for a little heart-to-heart chat. The problem was that I wasn't tithing ten percent of my income, and that I had no plans to. I was totally supportive of whatever spiritual paths anybody around me (or not around me, I don't care) wanted to follow, but in the end it was about the money. They wanted me to commit to tithing the money, or terminate my relationship with their property, as they seemed to view her. I wasn't about to do either, nor was I going to ask her to leave the church she was raised in. She was under considerably more social pressure than I was, and eventually couldn't take it anymore. We broke up, and two months later she married a Mormon guy with the same name as mine.

      During my stay in Mormonworld, I observed far more wacky socioreligieconomic situations going on with almost everyone I met. Objectively and dispassionately, they appear to be a pretty messed up crowd due to the economic focus and societal dominance of their religious organization. Capitalism and religion really aren't a good mix. The Catholic church has suffered from this in the past as well.

    17. Re:lawyers by platipusrc · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Frankly, I find all religion to be evil, but the LDS claiming to be a Christian church is really a lie.

      If you don't find that page to be convincing, it's pretty easy to find other information by searching for Mormon cult on Google.

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    18. Re:lawyers by graincloud · · Score: 1

      Call in Erwin P Fletch! Fletch was not only able to oust a giant cocaine ring while he was in town, but also snatch a few quick shots of the Mormon Tabernacle. Fun!

    19. Re:lawyers by twentycavities · · Score: 1
      It would probably be a good idea for Mormon leaders to try to prevent this.

      The following isn't terribly relevant, but...on the topic of guarding yourself against con-men, Nietzsche had something to say:

      I sit at the gateway for every rogue, and ask: Who wisheth to deceive me?

      This is my first manly prudence, that I allow myself to be deceived, so as not to be on my guard against deceivers.

      Ah, if I were on my guard against man, how could man be an anchor to my ball! Too easily would I be pulled upwards and away!

      This providence is over my fate, that I have to be without foresight.

      And he who would not languish amongst men, must learn to drink out of all glasses; and he who would keep clean amongst men, must know how to wash himself even with dirty water.

      And thus spake I often to myself for consolation: "Courage! Cheer up! old heart! An unhappiness hath failed to befall thee: enjoy that as thy- happiness!"

      Thus Spake Zarathustra
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    20. Re:lawyers by nerdb0t · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      um...just for the record:

      you're a total nut-job if you thing mormonism is a cult.

    21. Re:lawyers by operagost · · Score: 0, Troll

      That confirms it - Nietsche was a basket-case.

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    22. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you guys throw me some mod points for this one: "All Slashdot moderators are freakin' morons."
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      The irony here is that they did throw you some karma for that :P

      Wonder if I get any for quoting you? ;) Oh, crap. Won't work on an AC, especially not if I get 'funny'. Ahh well.

    23. Re:lawyers by platipusrc · · Score: 0, Offtopic
      Cult:
      A religious group that follows a particular theological system. In the context of Christianity it is a group that uses the Bible but distorts the doctrines that affect salvation sufficiently to cause salvation to be unattainable. A few examples of cults are Mormonism, Jehovah's Witnesses, Christian Science, Christadelphians, Unity, Religious Science, TheWay International, and the Moonies.
      Which is then followed up:
      That is the Christian view based on theology, not reality. A cult is a social structure and while some of the above groups are cults, so are fundamentalist Christians. A group that displays three or more of the following traits would be a cult: 1) Claims of being the only "true faith" while attacking all others. 2) Paranoia such as unfounded claims of persecution, conspiracy theories, etc. 3) Attempts to isolate members from mainstream society. 4) When the group focuses on a few main individuals such as a local preacher regardless of theology. 5) The group controls the personal habits of members to the point of regulating what books to read, what to wear, etc. 6) Rejection of reason. Claims such as we never went to moon, the earth is 6000 years old (all science is a satanic/atheist plot, see #2.), Holocaust denial, etc.
      Maybe it's debatable, but they're still wrong if they say they're a "Christian" religion. Also, I like the second definition because it makes almost every religion into a cult. The SBC definitely employs #s 1, 2, and 6. Also possibly #s 3 4 and 5 ;)

      However, to stay on thread topic, both of those definitions would classify the Church of JC of LDS as a cult.

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    24. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      there is an unspoken but active philosophy that it's *okay* to exploit "gentiles" (non-Mormons)

      I call B.S. I am a Mormon. I've never gotten the message that it's OK to exploit non-Mormons. On the contrary, we're taught to respect everyone and treat them the best we can.

      I'm sorry your experience has been different.

      One thing that is true is that heavily Mormon areas are the home of lots of scams, but that is mostly because Mormons (generalizations here...) tend to be perhaps too trusting of others. So, unscrupulous individuals take advantage of that trust.

      As for the "Old Boy" network, that's probably somewhat true, but I think every community sticks together to help each other out. How is that different than your average Linux User Group? I'd say that's a good quality to be willing to help each other. But maybe that's just me. :)

    25. Re:lawyers by SQLz · · Score: 1
      It's really insane actually. Alot of Mormons are just "Mormons" for the business relations.

      Isn't that what religion is? A business?

    26. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quote the eternal words of Matt & Trey:

      DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB DUMB!

    27. Re:lawyers by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

      'Why don't you guys throw me some mod points for this one: "All Slashdot moderators are freakin' morons.";

      Well, you got modded Insightful! Happy now?

      Besides, what you said was true - all Slashdot moderators are freakin' morons.

      So why wouldn't you?

      And maybe the "normal" Mormon business people you know are considered nuts by everyone else, ever consider that?

      Maybe YOU'RE nuts!

      After all, who the hell are you?

      The bottom line is: if you're Mormon (I mean, either REALLY Mormon - or just faking it for "business reasons") then I'd say you ARE nuts.

      It's not bigotry if it's true, I think the principle is.

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    28. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you read your history, or at least the one not written by the Latter Day Saints, you'll find that Joseph Smith was a convicted conman that was basically run out of town several times.

      Militant Agnostic...
      I don't know and you don't either.

    29. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wha? You lived in Montana and never heard of a mormon community? Try the areas surrounding hamilton for starters.

      Of course in Montana it's pretty hard to tell one brand of religious fundementalism from another. Every other person is some sort of a nut. A gun nut, a christian nut, a mormon nut, a milita nut or what have you.

      Geez pick up the missoulian and read the letters to the editor for gods sake. It's truly the land of the insanely stupid.

    30. Re:lawyers by D'Sphitz · · Score: 1

      If all Sco's operating officers are put in jail whos going to write all the checks for the lawsuits?

    31. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All religions are cults by definition. Deal with it, or stop praying to your made-up gods. Now, dance monkeys, dance.

    32. Re:lawyers by first.last · · Score: 0

      Good grief, The Osmonds meet The Osbournes

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    33. Re:lawyers by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

      You need confirmation for that???

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    34. Re:lawyers by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1

      That sounds similar to my Lutheran church, except that our pastor only goes around to the old folks homes to vulture the dying great-grandmas for their estate.

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    35. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the problems in dealing with Mormon people has to do with their misconceptions of what reality is. They are Brainwashed by their leaders in order to keep them being Mormons. this is done by telling them that they will know the truth of a matter by a feeling, "a burning in their bosom" as god's indicator that something is true. In this manner they are taught to rely on their emotions in stead of Imperical evidence in order to recognize truch. If you try to show them evidence or proof against what they have been told by their leaders, they will lable all that you have to show them as "anti-Mormon literature" or hate literature. this approach to truth makes the Mormon culture very vulnerable to scams of all kinds. I know this for a fact I am now 54 years old and was raised as a Mormon ans served as Missionary and was very dedicated all of years in that church until at age 35 I took it upon myself to read the Old and New testament for my self. I am now a Christian. My heart aches for this whole people

    36. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the problems in dealing with Mormon people has to do with their misconceptions of what reality is. They are Brainwashed by their leaders in order to keep them being Mormons. this is done by telling them that they will know the truth of a matter by a feeling, "a burning in their bosom" as god's indicator that something is true. In this manner they are taught to rely on their emotions in stead of Imperical evidence in order to recognize truth. If you try to show them evidence or proof against what they have been told by their leaders, they will lable all that you have to show them as "anti-Mormon literature" or hate literature. this approach to truth makes the Mormon culture very vulnerable to scams of all kinds. I know this for a fact. I am now 54 years old and was raised as a Mormon ans served as Missionary and was very dedicated all of my years in that church until at age 35 when I took it upon myself to read the Old and New testament for my self. I am now a Christian. My heart aches for this whole people. Here is Website that deals with this issue. www.utahchristianpub.org

    37. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most of the problems in dealing with Mormon people has to do with their misconceptions of what reality is. They are Brainwashed by their leaders in order to keep them being Mormons. this is done by telling them that they will know the truth of a matter by a feeling, "a burning in their bosom" as god's indicator that something is true. In this manner they are taught to rely on their emotions in stead of Imperical evidence in order to recognize truth. If you try to show them evidence or proof against what they have been told by their leaders, they will lable all that you have to show them as "anti-Mormon literature" or hate literature. this approach to truth makes the Mormon culture very vulnerable to scams of all kinds. I know this for a fact. I am now 54 years old and was raised as a Mormon ans served as Missionary and was very dedicated all of my years in that church until at age 35 when I took it upon myself to read the Old and New testament for my self. I am now a Christian. My heart aches for this whole people. Here is Website that deals with this issue. www.utahchristianpub.org

    38. Re:lawyers by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 3, Funny

      yeah... uh, but it's a culture thing, not a Mormon vs. gentile thing. It tends to happen to a lot of other communities too (think bible belt), and there are some pretty good reasons why. ..not good as in 'it's a good thing' but as in 'this is why, socially speaking'.

      It's for the same reasons winning football teams begin to think they're actually better people as well as better players on the other teams, to the point of committing crimes and thinking it's ok because 'we rule!'. [This is not to start that whole "jock vs. ...everyone else" argument, I think we can all agree that religious wars end badly... oh sh*, now I've brought politics and the Iraq war into it... if only I could work in the OS wars somehow this chain would never end.] Anyway - The culture shock you've felt comes from years and years of the Mormons reinforcing each others beliefs. More often, the main business' you feel the weirdness from is a form of xenophobia - your not like anyone in their community, they don't 'get' you (or think they don't), and they're not used to outsiders (plus the inherent suspicion that comes with your outsiderness) so they tend to not 'put themselves out there'. Basically, they are kind of unfriendly. Not rude, but certainly not friendly. Throw on top the business ethic of a few of the worst offenders of the 'we rule' mentality and you have a culture that ends up exactly as you describe it but not for the 'gentiles' reason you note. They'd screw their own mothers and justify it by paying their full tithe on the profits (after expenses, taxes, etc. of course).

      I thought your post was interesting (vs. most of the other rabid spewings in this chain), so I thought I'd add the sociological reasons. And I'm pretty sure you've met my aunt and uncle in Montana. My aunt might actually be of the screw-the-non-gentiles group... but when I was 11 I saw her beat the crap out a cow that broke into her flower garden (with a frying pan, in her underwear *shudder*), so I'll not be the one to cross her. :)

    39. Re:lawyers by infochuck · · Score: 1

      What is sad is that an AC gets modded "Interesting" for calling all Utah Mormon business people "nuts"

      Not only did he call them nuts, but I believe he intentionally insinuated they were money-hungry as well. Now, I think the mormons are a bit nutty myself (holy undergarments? WTF?), and I think their leaders are frauds - but I also think the leaders, past and present (yes, that includes Mohammad and Christ, if they existed) of *all* religions are frauds. But I would certainly never label an entire group of people as such.

      To say things like this about the Mormons is no different than calling jews money-hoarding world-controlling non-jew-hating bigots. Some of them may be, but most of them aren't.

    40. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Definition number 1 leaves a lot to be desired...who decides when doctrine is "distorted"? Mormons and Moonies probably think other groups have distorted it.

      Definition number 2 is equally useless. I think you're right that it applies to all religions to some degrees. I don't think it applies to Mormons any more than that..or the other denominations in def #1 as far as i know. 1-yes they say they have true beliefs; 2-I haven't seen unfounded fears of persecution...but I have seen bigotry against them, see this board for example; 3-I haven't seen the Mormon church trying to isolate Mormons, usually their church seems to push them not to be lazy but to go out and get to know other people..which ends up bothering their neighbors; 4-they do focus on leaders more than some other religions, but not more than early christians or muslims, or conservative catholics, i dont' think; 5-"control" is a tricky word...I don't think that the Mormon church's telling its members they would be better off if they don't drink and smoke and that they should keep the 10 commandments is the same as what goes on in what we think of as a "cult"; 6-I haven't heard this kind of rejection of reason or science from mormons, in fact i have worked with a couple of mormon scientists and professors, and lawyers (maybe they do reject reason a little more than others, but not more than normal lawyers).
      The "Mormons aren't christians" thing is just another attempt by one denomination to exclude and alienate another denomination. Who has the right to say someone else is a "Christian"?

    41. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



      It's not in the best interest of the Sheperd to raise smarter sheep.

    42. Re:lawyers by whittrash · · Score: 1

      Also at what point does the Bar association of Utah step in and say if you sco lawyers do this anymore kiss your licenses goodby?

      The bar association of Utah? Why would they step in? Unless they directly lie or do something clearly illegal they won't do a damn thing. Sure, the SCO case is covered in the slime and stench of a corrupt company, but the lawyers are pretty well shielded from getting hit by the Bar in Utah. Honestly, you would have better luck with a States, Attorney General, they would be much more likely to listen to citizens. Send your State Attorney General a note, odds are he will respond to you.

    43. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the subject of this discussion, shouldn't it be "all Slashdot moderators are freakin' mormons" instead?

    44. Re:lawyers by gd23ka · · Score: 1

      You're right. Orrin Hatch is just another scoundrel operating out of Utah :-)

    45. Re:lawyers by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I tend to develop a "bigoted position" because of ongoing personal and/or observed experience. And yes, I've had plenty of experience with Mormons, as landlord (Montana: 5 yrs), neighbours (Montana: 12 yrs, and regularly had our property "walk with Jesus"), business owners (various places), people I knew in college, etc. Our Mormon landlord dragged us to their "educational" functions rather regularly (there was a strong hint that if we didn't attend, we'd find our rent going up), which is where I learned of the "gentile" label. (And enough about the LDS that when those nice young missionary boys came to the door, I'd haul out my copy of the Book of Mormon, and argue with them using its own words. Eventually they stopped coming to my door entirely. :) I have friends who live in Boise ID who've also noticed how the business climate is "old boy'd".

      I also have Mormon friends -- in SoCal, where as previously noted the cultish behaviour doesn't predominate, far as I've seen; maybe because the region is less clannish in general. Another thing I've noticed, here they'll help anyone in need. Up north, they'll only help other Mormons.

      How do you gather "evidence" of clannish behaviour, whether based on religious affiliation or anything else? You really can't, except by onging experience. By the time it becomes "evidence", there's a body tied to a fence post out on the lone' prairie. Fortunately, I've not seen the Mormon form of clannish behaviour go that far, nor would I expect it to. More of a cold-shouldering to the rest of the world.

      Of course, there's the root beer revelation too, but I suspect that was before your time :)

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    46. Re:lawyers by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yep, tribalism at work, and reinforced by the Mormon internal culture of "us vs. them".

      The more isolated or dominant a "tribe" is used to being, or the more put-upon it feels, the more hostile its members behave toward "outsiders". As you say, there is a good deal of this in the Bible Belt.

      One thing Montana schools did well when I was there, is make sports play second fiddle to academics. The most admired students were not the jocks, but rather, the alpha geeks. A football team that acted like swaggering jocks would spend the rest of the quarter patching up their new assholes, after the coaches ripped 'em a few.

      I'd say I feel for that cow, except my attitude and behaviour toward a *neighboor's sheep was much the same when they'd come munching on my trees... I believe mine involved underwear and a shotgun (you can't beat on a sheep enough to convince it to depart, but you can sufficiently sting it in the balls... also convinces the idiot next door that you're serious and they better fix their !@#$%! pasture fence.)

      *no, I didn't misspell that :)

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    47. Re:lawyers by stor · · Score: 1

      It's interesting you bring up this behaviour. I have observed it myself but not with Mormons specifically but rather certain people in any religious or cultural group.

      It's an odd human behaviour: forming groups of individuals (generally a positive thing) and then looking down on everyone else (which ruins everything).

      Cheers
      Stor

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    48. Re:lawyers by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yep, it really is a species-wide tribal thing (as was discussed thru some other reply chains) tho how it manifests varies, depending on the "religious or cultural group" involved, and their core philosophies.

      In this case, "we are going to heaven and you aren't" sometimes gets applied a little more fervently to Real Life[tm] than is good for other folk.

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    49. Re:lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and a flat lerning curve

      Looks like yours could do with a bit more slope.

    50. Re:lawyers by nerdb0t · · Score: 0

      instead of looking cult up in your whack-a-do fake dictionary, why don't you use merriam-webster?

      the fact that you try and prove your point with some totally-biased fake dictionary demonstrates that you are a whack-job, thus proving my point.

      and you'll note that according to the definition below, just about all religions are types of cults.

      Main Entry: cult
      Pronunciation: 'k&lt
      Function: noun
      Usage: often attributive
      Etymology: French & Latin; French culte, from Latin cultus care, adoration, from colere to cultivate -- more at WHEEL
      1 : formal religious veneration : WORSHIP
      2 : a system of religious beliefs and ritual; also : its body of adherents
      3 : a religion regarded as unorthodox or spurious; also : its body of adherents
      4 : a system for the cure of disease based on dogma set forth by its promulgator
      5 a : great devotion to a person, idea, object, movement, or work (as a film or book); especially : such devotion regarded as a literary or intellectual fad b : a usually small group of people characterized by such devotion

    51. Re:lawyers by BermJumper · · Score: 1

      Just a coupla things: the statue mentioned way above is of Brigham Young, the polygamist leader of the Mormons when they headed West and for 40 years in what became Utah. He led the biggest splinter group after Joseph Smith was killed.

      Cult? Mormonism is clannish and closed, but not as agressive, from my point of view, as, for example, the Branch Davidians. Scientology seems slightly more aggressive with people once they're in, but Mormonism definitely is more agressive with people who are thinking of joining. I personally think Mormonism's weirdnesses (polygamy, sacraments for the dead, visions, etc.) are more acceptable than Scientology's (engrams, tin cans, etc., etc.) -- at least the Mormons' are in the Bible (...like slavery and mutilation, I know, I know.)

      One cultish/clannish thing that applies to business: a lot of the persecution of the Mormons in the midwest and after they went to Utah was because Smith and Young both wanted Mormons only to trade with Mormons, and not with "gentiles." This made their neighbors (who were excluded at best and left with losses at worst-- Smith had a failed bank, for instance) hoppin' mad. Later on, polygamy didn't help none at all.

      As far as scam artists among the Latter-day Saints... Mormon record-keeping and strict parishes (you don't choose where to attend Sunday meetings) means lots of free and easy-to-exploit lists for schemes by fellow Mormons.

      Just a little more info.

      PS I'm a Mormon, so that may affect how you take what I say.

    52. Re:lawyers by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I've personally seen that "aggressive with people thinking of joining", you'd think they were used car salesmen :) Have also seen what you note with Co$ -- they're very easygoing if you're on the outside, and clamp down hard once you're inside.

      As you also say, Mormon nuttinesses tend to be more lifestyle and personal interaction issues (nothing some other tribal group hasn't done before), whereas Co$ nuttiness makes a person want to clamp on that tinfoil hat for sheer self-protection!

      Interesting about the business practices, and the failed bank -- yeah, I'll bet that did wonders for public relations! I know Smith had some iffy business dealings back east -- one report went so far as to say that he was actually hanged as a horse thief, not as a "martyr".

      I take what you say to mean you're an honest Mormon who views your own religion with your eyes wide open, not glazed over with glory :)

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  2. EV1 by daperdan · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm sure that EV1 is very happy now about their investment and partnership with SCO. Maybe next time they'll partner with a more popular group like the KKK.

    1. Re:EV1 by Megaslow · · Score: 5, Funny

      I dont think the KKK wants anything to do with them!

    2. Re:EV1 by Revvy · · Score: 1

      I'm sure EV1 will be happy when they get to sue the pants off of SCO for extortion.

      Lack of trust in current laws is the reason I'm not a lawyer.

    3. Re:EV1 by LostCluster · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The question that's really in dispute is not whether the code SCO is bringing forward looks like a duplicate of the code in Linux, but where the code that SCO is bringing forward has come from... is it in fact code SCO really owns, or is it code that SCO hacked up after looking at the GPL-available Linux code.

      And I wouldn't recommend anybody study the Win2K code that was leaked... Microsoft has threatened to sue anybody who so much as downloads it. Why bring that headache on to yourself when FreeBSD is there?

    4. Re:EV1 by justsomebody · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      ....KKK?????

      But they did, they already partnered with M$ in the same investment,... talking about two flies...

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    5. Re:EV1 by daperdan · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      You're posting anonymously because:
      I'm a teaching assistant (TA) at Harvard who grades students' code to support my graduate studies.

      (A) Your a pretentious fuck.
      (B) You are lying and you don't want anyone to check out your credentials.
      (C) Both All the the above.

      If you're not lying you come off as a rediculous pompous prick. If you are a harvard grad then please support the conclusions with some facts instead of your bullshit statements you've spewed on this page.

      Go ahead and Troll mod me. I deserve it but I had to reply to this one.

    6. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Or perhaps just find notes left by Darl in their MS Word(tm) contract that was sent to them. "Template for Linux contract for use in money embezelment" or "/*This provision will allow us to sue later*/

      Seriously, with huge fast hard drives, why does MS Office try to write quickly rather than correctly and space-efficiently? For example, I work on powerpoints that get modified all the time. Every time they are saved, unless substantial information was *deleted*, the file gets larger. If you delete something and recreate it, the file will grow. If you copy and paste something anything in, the file grows substantially even if you delete it. If complex slide(s) are pasted in, this growth can be monsterous. I've seen simple presentations that have grown to 100MB (that is not a typo) from editing.

    7. Re:EV1 by LWATCDR · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I feel EV1 is getting to much heat. I mean if a thug leans on some little guy and extorts money from him do you blame the little fellow or the thug?
      No CA paying is another matter. They are not some litte ISP.

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    8. Re:EV1 by SphericalCrusher · · Score: 1

      HAHAHA. White (Open-Source) Power, y0.

      That must REALLY suck on SCO's part to see their plans just thrown out in the open like that. Better watch out though! SCO might come after you with another lawsuit. Let's see... that makes what? 75? Okay, there's Novell, RedHat, IBM, AutoZone, DaimlerChrysler, My Grandmother... uhh... lost count.

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    9. Re:EV1 by orthogonal · · Score: 4, Insightful
      (B) You are lying and you don't want anyone to check out your credentials.

      He's lying, but with such an obvious red-herring that it's certain he's trolling:
      "I'd recommend you study the recently released win2k source or the FreeBSD source, whose legality is more established."


      He's suggesting that people avoid legal liability by avoiding linux source, but encouraging those same people to study the clearly proprietary Windows source. Its looking at the Windows source, not the linux source, that could put them in the position of being accused of violating copyright, in this case Microsoft's.

      The busines about being a Harvard grad student is just window dressing.
    10. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      "...grown to 100MB (that is not a typo) from editing..."

      oops, actually that was a typo...should have read 10MB

    11. Re:EV1 by JackCroww · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Don't apologize. I've seen 100 (one hundred) MB PP files that should have been just a few MB due to editing.

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    12. Re:EV1 by Rorgg · · Score: 5, Funny

      >I'm posting anonymously for obvious reasons.

      Well, of course.

      1. You're Darl.
      2. You make no sense.

      But I'm being redundant....

    13. Re:EV1 by jonny4001 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Harvard calls its teaching assistants TFs (teaching fellows)...

    14. Re:EV1 by the_mad_poster · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Except, this is more like a 90 year old man with a walker and oxygen claiming he has a shotgun in his pocket and demanding that you owe him money.... little guy or not.. I'm not afraid of a half-dead 90 year old man with no pockets.

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    15. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the "little guy" knows kung-fu, you blame the little guy; or you realize he's a masochist and he likes giving money away.

    16. Re:EV1 by HaloZero · · Score: 5, Informative

      Definately not. http://uptime.netcraft.com/up/graph/?host=kkk.com

      Almost all of their machines are *nix, and in violation of SCOs 'intellectual property'.

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    17. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      i have downloaded it but not yet looked at it =))
      and that was few weeks ago and there is no letter or mail from them
      all it is is FUD
      how do they now you downloaded it???
      better try playing lotto
      i is as likely that you win as that you get sued by M$

    18. Re:EV1 by hackstraw · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Thugs doing extortion on a "little guy" does not make the news. The EV1 deal is only the tip of the iceburg, and we know little about it. Did Microsoft back EV1? Dunno. Did SCO make the whole thing up for more pump and dump? Dunno.

      I believe that people are starting to catch on. Look at this 3month trend. And look at what the people in the know are doing with their stock.

    19. Re:EV1 by hendridm · · Score: 3, Informative

      > They are not some litte ISP.

      You almost had me agreeing with you until this line. They are one of the biggest providers of discounted rack servers on the planet. NetCraft apparently knows about them too, and had an interview with Marsh before this whole thing happened. They host a lot of boxes and just got done building a second data center.

    20. Re:EV1 by DrSkwid · · Score: 1



      infinate or infinite

      it's definitely one or the other

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    21. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Learn how to spell, dipshit.

    22. Re:EV1 by nathanh · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The EV1 deal is interesting.

      SCO is claiming the deal with EV1 was worth more than a million dollars. EV1 is disputing the 7 figures and the confusion seems to be the weasel word "worth".

      In other words, SCO is claiming that $1million+ "worth" of licenses were sold. So that's $1mill/$699 = 1400+ licenses, or $1mill/$1399 = 700+ licenses. SCO's own quarterly says only $20k income from licensing this quarter. It's possible the EV1 payments are in stages, or won't appear on SCO's financials until next quarter, but it's also possible that EV1 only paid $20k for their licenses.

      But SCO is spinning this to sound much more impressive. EV1 was the patsy here; they thought they were getting a great deal, but they were just another pawn in SCO's (Microsoft's?) smear campaign against Linux.

    23. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What commercial activity is your Grandmother performing using Linux and why has she drawn SCO's attention to it?

    24. Re:EV1 by spacecowboy420 · · Score: 1

      I think you meant to say:

      YHBT THL HAND

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    25. Re:EV1 by scottj · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the legal system, one who has $60 million set aside for lawsuits is not anywhere near equivalent to a 90 year old man. More like a 25 year old hotshot with something to prove.

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    26. Re:EV1 by Lucifugue · · Score: 0

      You forgot, he has a oxigen bottle with him... It's dangerous... Wanna have 3th degree burns? Either he burns with you or he just lauches the oxigen propelled canister againts you... Now... Gimme the money or I'll just wack you with the oxigen!! ---------------- That much love in Paradise seems like a Porno movie.. Oh! It's the seven virgins... well, Allah just loves porno shows till eternity...

    27. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "He's suggesting that people avoid legal liability by avoiding linux source, but encouraging those same people to study the clearly proprietary Windows source. Its looking at the Windows source, not the linux source, that could put them in the position of being accused of violating copyright, in this case Microsoft's."

      Bah tell that to the businesses that get hunted down for GPL violations. The deal is the same, BOTH groups enforce their copyrights.

      Don't get me started on the EOLAS PAYOLASS patents either.

    28. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I know that I don't want anything further to do with SCO licensees...if they'll do business with SCO, they'll do business with any crook that comes along. Hey, EV1 and Computer Associates, do you have ANY idea that you are losing customers over this? By associating with criminal organizations such as SCO, you are ruining your reputation. Good luck in the future...

    29. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If I were a Linux developer and made a comment like:
      /* This is a horrible kludge for backwards compatibility */

      Would I be sued by Microsoft for copyright infringment? :o)

    30. Re:EV1 by Maserati · · Score: 2, Informative

      Disable Fast Saves in all of your MS Office preferences. Problem solved.

      But keep a Mac and a copy fo Keynote around to rescue corrupted PowerPoint presentations.

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    31. Re:EV1 by RevAaron · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Umm, sure. This has been gone over a dozen times in as many places. Probably won't happen. There is a pretty explicit clause in the license that says if their claim is proven bunk, that you ain't getting your money back. EV1 took that chance, in a way, putting in that vote of confidence that SCO is right.

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    32. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean to tell me that if you were walking down the street and some creepy 90 year old guy with his pants pulled up to his chin threatened to kill you with a shotgun for no reason, you wouldn't be the slightest bit freaked out? Just the thought makes me shudder.

      "Ah, these kids today! I oughta take out my shotgun and start blowing their fucking heads off!"

      That's just not right.

    33. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      What commercial activity is your Grandmother performing using Linux and why has she drawn SCO's attention to it?

      It's a porn site. Darl has a subscription.

    34. Re:EV1 by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      well 100MB is huge I won'targue there.

      But with huge fast hard drives I imagine space is less of a premium then speed.

      On a pentium one you had either 33 or 66 Mb/second transfer and about 2-4 GB of space.

      now you get 133 Mb/s transfer (SATA is that speed I believe) and 80GB of space. so you have a ten times increase of space and a 4 times increase of speed (drives are probably MB/s I can't remember)

      space efficiency is less important with a huge fast drive. I woul be more concerned witht the question of why can't the file be more efficient so that it loads off the disk quicker and the program has less to prossess.

      that simple 100MB file (if true, I doubt it though) probably loaded a lot slower then the first revision of that presentation of the same length.

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    35. Re:EV1 by eddy · · Score: 1

      There's nothing mysterious here. SCO is simply "saying" that they aquired 7-figures worth of PR from the deal.

      It's only (oh, well) EV1's Mar[s|c]h who's not smart enough to separate SCO-speak from literal-speak.

      My guess is that the monetary sum is between $10K and $50K.

      --
      Belief is the currency of delusion.
    36. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, many schools are changing some titles from "Fellow" to "Associate" because "fellow" has come to connote maleness. If Harvard were to follow suit, TFs would indeed become TAs.

    37. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't feed the troll. He's already getting fat.

    38. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm, I don't think the latter has anything to worry about in terms of ruining its reputation. I should know. We may be a few levels above the lowest level of hell where SCO is, but we're still there.

    39. Re:EV1 by Cheo · · Score: 1

      Thanks! I just did.

    40. Re:EV1 by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1
      You forgot, he has a oxigen bottle with him... It's dangerous... Wanna have 3th degree burns? Either he burns with you or he just lauches the oxigen propelled canister againts you... Now... Gimme the money or I'll just wack you with the oxigen!!
      Oxigen? Is that in any way releated to oxiclean? It is oxygen, you know, the stuff we need to live?
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      it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -James Madison
    41. Re:EV1 by Slack3r78 · · Score: 1

      Is it just me, or is there a slight irony in the fact that they not only run *nix, but choose Debian, which touts itself as being one of the 'Freest' of distributions?

    42. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually it's "learn to spell". A language doesn't just consist of spelling, there's also such a thing as grammar.

    43. Re:EV1 by iLL_L0gic · · Score: 1

      Now there's a site I actually don't feel sorry for for getting slashdotted. ;)

    44. Re:EV1 by asit+ler · · Score: 1


      now you get 133 Mb/s transfer (SATA is that speed I believe)


      ATA/133 is 133MB/s (for once a number in a spec makes sense, eh?)

      (next copied verbatim from Wikipedia)
      Initially Serial ATA was released at 150 megabytes per second but it is designed to scale up quite substantially from there. Serial ATA II will double throughput to 300 MB/s and then 600 MB/s is planned for around 2007.(end copied block)

      Just nitpicking. You're close to correct, but, as the old saying goes: "close only counts in hand grenades and thermonuclear weapons."

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    45. Re:EV1 by Lucifugue · · Score: 1

      How combustion works? remember High-School classes??
      if you get too much of either the combunent or the combustible you will get spontaneous combustion...

      Why do you think no candles, or smokes are allowed in Intensive Care units?

      because it gives cancer??

      Of course it is oxygen, the stuff we need to live... and that gives you old age too...

    46. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean netcraft? Because that's where the link goes.

    47. Re:EV1 by AstroDrabb · · Score: 1

      I was referring to the spelling of oxygen as oxigen. And making a joke of the infomercial product "oxi clean".

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    48. Re:EV1 by Lucifugue · · Score: 0

      sorry... writing from portugal, EU... I tend to get 4 languages mixed in my brain...

    49. Re:EV1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good, except that the $20k was from last quarter, and the EV1 deal was this quarter, so really can't be listed until the next quarterly report.

    50. Re:EV1 by Lost+Race · · Score: 1
      SCO's recent financial statement only covers the quarter ending January 31. So EV1 could have paid more than $20,000 sometime in February. Or EV1 could have agreed to pay more, but not actually made full payment yet.

      SCO also didn't claim $1 million "worth" -- they claimed 7 figures, which could mean up to $9 million "worth", or about 10,000 CPU licenses at full retail "value". That seems roughly consistent with EV1's Linux server count.

      But this all assumes that SCO is in some twisted sense telling a kind of truth, and that's so unlikely that it's really not worth considering....

    51. Re:EV1 by PseudononymousCoward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If I were a Linux developer and made a comment like: /* This is a horrible kludge for backwards compatibility */

      Would I be sued by Microsoft for copyright infringment? :o)


      They can't copyright that--its too common. Now, mapping it to a hotkey, that's innovation.
    52. Re:EV1 by Eivind · · Score: 1

      Both. Besides, even ten minutes of googling would have revealed that SCO is not, infact a thug. They only play one in the media. To be more precise, they haven't *actually* been able to beat up anyone. They only constantly and repeatedly assert that they will *soon* beat up anyone and everyone.

    53. Re:EV1 by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      Kens Karate Klub? The famous Gay Sauna in Sydney?

    54. Re:EV1 by LWATCDR · · Score: 1

      They are still a small company comparied to CA, IBM, SUN, and Autozone.

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    55. Re:EV1 by emurphy42 · · Score: 1
      LostCluster: The question that's really in dispute is not whether the code SCO is bringing forward looks like a duplicate of the code in Linux, but where the code that SCO is bringing forward has come from... is it in fact code SCO really owns, or is it code that SCO hacked up after looking at the GPL-available Linux code.

      AC: WHAT? You are a troll and a shill and I am fucking tired of it.

      What code? Show me you shroll.

      Read carefully. The crucial phrase is "looks like". The code SCO is bringing forward (and the amount of such code is laughably small, especially compared to their "millions of lines" claims) does look like Linux code... until you dig into the history, and learn that (for instance) virtually identical code has been widely circulated since the 1970s, and legally entered the public domain - possibly twice, even - well before SCO (new SCO, that is) got into the picture.

  3. SCO lawyers by Sassan+Sanei · · Score: 5, Funny

    Here in Canada, it's so cold outside that I swear I saw a SCO lawyer with his hand in his own pocket. Sassan

    1. Re:SCO lawyers by Zonekeeper · · Score: 0

      It's probably the only 'action' a SCO lawyer could get.

    2. Re:SCO lawyers by Dashing+Leech · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actually, it's been quite warm (for winter) here in Ottawa for a couple of weeks, around +8 C the last few days. It's been so warm that I saw condensation on an SCO lawyer's cold heart.

    3. Re:SCO lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bastard. The high was -9 in Edmonton yestereday, and it isn't much warmer now.

    4. Re:SCO lawyers by RayBlume · · Score: 1

      Ok! Now that is funny!!!! But could someone help me out here? What does "SCO" stand for??????Ray Gunn

    5. Re:SCO lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, walking around town the other day, I think I saw one of them along with the other garbage that was previously buried in the now-melting snow ....

    6. Re:SCO lawyers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What has it gots in its pocketses? Tell us that?"

    7. Re:SCO lawyers by Cheo · · Score: 1

      Struggling Criminal Organization

    8. Re:SCO lawyers by RayBlume · · Score: 1

      Hey Thanks Cheo! Once I learn how to ADD a friend, you will be one!

    9. Re:SCO lawyers by biobogonics · · Score: 2, Funny

      Here in Canada, it's so cold outside that I swear I saw a SCO lawyer with his hand in his own pocket.

      Playing "pocket pool" no doubt. (Bye bye karma.)

  4. someone forgot to preview by Stone316 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Now I have to cut and paste!! Oh the humanity.. (yeah, i'm lazy....)

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    1. Re:someone forgot to preview by tcopeland · · Score: 5, Funny
    2. Re:someone forgot to preview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Damn moderators.. Even they don't read articles anymore..

    3. Re:someone forgot to preview by SoSueMe · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't the editors have a "Preview" button?

    4. Re:someone forgot to preview by FortKnox · · Score: 1

      I thought the 'free preview' that paying customers of slashdot use is supposed to cut down on this.

      That's what you get when you charge people to do your work for you, I suppose.

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    5. Re:someone forgot to preview by nicolas.e · · Score: 2, Informative

      They do. And they have a spellchecker too. Look at slash.

    6. Re:someone forgot to preview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      lol anyone notice this at the bottom?

      LATEST PLATFORMS WHITE PAPERS
      Microsoft - Get the facts on Microsoft(R) Windows(R) and Linux. Click here.
      Why pay more for Linux than Microsoft(R) Windows(R)? Through a variety of tests and comparisons, major third-party research and analysis firms found Windows to be less expensive than Linux in the long run. Read all the studies and see for yourself. Click here to get the facts.

      roflmao

    7. Re:someone forgot to preview by Shaiken · · Score: 1

      It's not a bug, it's a feature. /. is simply helping you secure you browser the way Microsoft recommends. Type your own URL's.

    8. Re:someone forgot to preview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Damn moderators.. Even they don't read articles anymore..

      They don't have time. They are moderating, you know

    9. Re:someone forgot to preview by Spudley · · Score: 1

      Well, at least this way it's going to take us longer to crash their server.

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    10. Re:someone forgot to preview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How did they miss that right there on the front page? (rhetorical)

    11. Re:someone forgot to preview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More to the point, how are they still missing it?

    12. Re:someone forgot to preview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Surely copy and paste? If you can cut and paste you might as well correct the mistake.

    13. Re:someone forgot to preview by Moeses · · Score: 4, Funny

      You keep using this word anymore. I do not think it means what you think it means.

    14. Re:someone forgot to preview by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      Sometime between the parent post and this post, someone finally got around to fixing it.

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    15. Re:someone forgot to preview by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the 'free preview' that paying customers of slashdot use"

      A paid-for free preview?

      You can subscribe to my bullshit for only $80 and I'll email you a free attachment with preview!

    16. Re:someone forgot to preview by rabs · · Score: 0


      For those who don't know where "I do not think it means what you think it means" is from, it's "The Princess Bride."

      - rabs

  5. University of California at Berkeley by andy666 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Ironically, UC Berkeley is also going to be a licensee!!

    1. Re:University of California at Berkeley by TeamLive · · Score: 1

      could you elaborate more?

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    2. Re:University of California at Berkeley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Uh oh. That means that *BSD has SCO code in it!

      Netcraft now confirms that SCO Unix is DYING!.

    3. Re:University of California at Berkeley by frenetic3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      When quoted for comment, the Berkeley representative cryptically responded "She bang! She bang!" and proceeded to gyrate hysterically, adding "I gave my best and I have no regrets at all."

      -fren

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    4. Re:University of California at Berkeley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      In soviet russia, *BSD confirms.... awww, fuck it.

    5. Re:University of California at Berkeley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, at least his first name is "Will" and not "Well"...

    6. Re:University of California at Berkeley by hackstraw · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ironically, UC Berkeley is also going to be a licensee!!

      Why? I thought edu's were exempt. I called SCO numerous times telling them I owed them about $1mil for them to send me a bill, and they never did. I too am from an educational institution and will not pay them 1 cent until they can 1) give me something to license 2) support said product. Plus, RH will back me for legal issues if they sent me a bill.

      I have paid for linux in the past and will do it again. I would even pay SCO if they had something to sell.

    7. Re:University of California at Berkeley by pongo000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Plus, RH will back me for legal issues if they sent me a bill.

      Uh, don't be so sure about that. RH dug their heels in the ground and told us in no uncertain terms "no way" when we asked for indemnification against SCO suing us (a community college district) for using RH in our RedHat Academy.

    8. Re:University of California at Berkeley by k_head · · Score: 5, Informative

      RH does not offer indemnifaction. They offer to defend you if you get sued.

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    9. Re:University of California at Berkeley by zephc · · Score: 1

      "I don't want SCO license, I just want BANG BANG BANG"

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    10. Re:University of California at Berkeley by SQLz · · Score: 1

      Now that is god damn funny.

    11. Re:University of California at Berkeley by Zeinfeld · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Uh, don't be so sure about that. RH dug their heels in the ground and told us in no uncertain terms "no way" when we asked for indemnification against SCO suing us (a community college district) for using RH in our RedHat Academy.

      Thats quite interesting because if you think about it RH or the supplier is on the hook and there is no way they can avoid liability due to their own negligence.

      One of the peculiarities of contract law is that you cannot avoid liability due to negligence. Sure you can put a term in the contract that says you are not liable, but these are not enforcable.

      This is why peculiar instruments like Bills of Lading or Letters of Credit cannot be constructed out of contractual arrangements. The idea there is to explicitly avoid negligence issues. So you end up with the completely bizare situation that a letter of credit has to be discharged even if the documents presented are clearly fraudulent.

      In this particular case it would appear that there is a pretty strong claim. I would not give much for the chances of RH paying out much. But IBM is clearly good for it.

      Not that I think that there is any chance that SCO would win. I think there is a slightly better chance that Ralph Nader will replace Cheney as Bush's official running mate.

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    12. Re:University of California at Berkeley by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn near made me spill my coffee!!!!!

    13. Re:University of California at Berkeley by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

      Why did you even waste time asking?

      I mean, were you actually concerned about losing a lawsuit to SCO?

  6. A SCO section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Troll

    Slashdot should make a section for SCO!

    1. Re:A SCO section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MOD PARENT UP!!!

    2. Re:A SCO section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      it's called caldera. if you werent a poor AC you could use it to hide all these stories.

    3. Re:A SCO section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There already is one... it's called Groklaw.

    4. Re:A SCO section by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know.. there have been times when you'd been modded down as Troll for such a comment. But people start to realize that you're RIGHT.

      Those times are over and Slashdot's SCOisms and Slashdot's desperate coverage of their FUD starts to suck and smell.

    5. Re:A SCO section by Zarquil · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that's a good idea.

      I mean, SCO is somewhat ephemeral. It's not really the same as BSD where they'll be hanging around dying for years...

      - Zarq

  7. A what now? by NicolaiBSD · · Score: 5, Funny

    Also, SCO has A HREF

    What's a href and why are you yelling?

    1. Re:A what now? by TopShelf · · Score: 4, Funny

      is that like a hrumph???

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    2. Re:A what now? by lee7guy · · Score: 2, Funny

      My guess would be a sore throat. Not surprising after all accusations thrown out left and right by their spokesmen.

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    3. Re:A what now? by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

      Its the level /. has stooped to insult SCO, just like yelling "so-and-so has coodies!" in the playground during recess.

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    4. Re:A what now? by Bunji+X · · Score: 1

      The lost brothers of a;GRUMH?

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    5. Re:A what now? by Stile+65 · · Score: 1

      I think it means SCO is going to be suing Eolas for ownership of hyperlink technology. All your A tag are belong to SCO!

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    6. Re:A what now? by the_bahua · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Taco is FIRARED

    7. Re:A what now? by IronBlade · · Score: 1

      So much for "(Use the Preview Button! Check those URLs!)", huh?

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    8. Re:A what now? by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      What's a href and why are you yelling?

      Besides, that should be an href.

    9. Re:A what now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Someone was looking in the tracked changes of the article post.

    10. Re:A what now? by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      Blazing Saddles...

      "I didn't get a hrumph from that guy!"

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    11. Re:A what now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hrumph! hrumph!

    12. Re:A what now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think they meant a HOMPH!

    13. Re:A what now? by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Well, you see, the problem is that it's quite hard to insult SCO.

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    14. Re:A what now? by bheerssen · · Score: 1

      Yes, except snot flies out your nose when you do it.

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  8. Fill in the blank? by kwandar · · Score: 5, Funny

    If there was a question as to whether this is just an SCO fishing expedition, I think the question has now been answered

    I'm surprised SCRO don't just take the list of Fortune 100 companys they sent the notificiation to, and using mailmerge.

    1. Re:Fill in the blank? by InfoVore · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm surprised SCRO don't just take the list of Fortune 100 companys they sent the notificiation to, and using mailmerge.

      That assumes that there IS someone at SCO competent enough to use mailmerge.

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    2. Re:Fill in the blank? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That assumes that there IS someone at SCO competent enough to use mailmerge.

      And that their copy of Word is legal..

  9. Mod parent up. by bad+enema · · Score: 1

    The SCO/Microsoft discussion can only go so long before it gets stale.

    1. Re:Mod parent up. by El · · Score: 1

      You're new around these parts, aren't you?

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  10. MS Word by sport_160 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not often you see 'joy' and 'MS Word' in the same sentence.

    1. Re:MS Word by paranode · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not often you see 'joy' and 'MS Word' in the same sentence.

      MS Word has taken all of the joy from sentences.

    2. Re:MS Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you can have them in the same sentence if the sentence also has CLIPPY !

    3. Re:MS Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now why would you say that. MS Word may be a Microsoft product but it is a good product. Nothing I've seen on linux compares.

    4. Re:MS Word by stand · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Leaving aside the authenticity of this story or the stupidity of SCO, doesn't this case illustrate why it is stupid to build a track changes feature into your word processor? Especially one that where a document file carries all of its revisions with it.

      There ain't no joy in MS Word.

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    5. Re:MS Word by Kevinb · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's actually a useful feature when you have multiple people working on a document -- for example if I'm writing a document for a large audience and want to get a coworker's feedback on it, I can just send it to him and let him make his changes. Then when I get it back, I can see exactly what he did and revert some of those changes if I don't agree with them.

      Now whether it should be on by default is a different question. I would say probably not -- in addition to leaks like this, it causes file size to continue to increase over time, even when the document gets shorter.

    6. Re:MS Word by hey! · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think the feature should be on by default, but the past version data should be stored encrypted with either your default key, or a shared group key you could put on your keyring.

      This way you could send your document to anyone you want at any stage and the history would be hidden.

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    7. Re:MS Word by allism · · Score: 1

      And they say nothing good ever came out of Microsoft...

    8. Re:MS Word by stand · · Score: 1
      It's actually a useful feature when you have multiple people working on a document

      Unless you send it to 5 people and they all make changes and send it back. Then you have the merge job from hell. There are much better ways to work on a document in distributed fashion (e.g. cvs/subversion/some other source control system, or maybe rsync or even WebDAV). I still think Word is an abomination.

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    9. Re:MS Word by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      There are much better ways to work on a document in distributed fashion (e.g. cvs/subversion/some other source control system [...]

      LOL. Have you ever tried to explain a source control system to a salesguy or a manager? Will you tell them to 'just run diff' to see changes? Don't be daft, man. Microsoft got it right.

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    10. Re:MS Word by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      To add to this, OpenOffice also has a 'track changes' feature, Menu -> Edit -> Changes.

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    11. Re:MS Word by k_head · · Score: 1

      The V in DAV stands for versioning. It should be able to version your docs automatically at the server using DAV. I am surprised nobody has implemented that yet (yes I know about SVN not the same thing).

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    12. Re:MS Word by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      The V in DAV stands for versioning.

      OK point taken. A webdev-aware word processor could then look at the previous version and show the differences on screen.

      I am surprised nobody has implemented that yet

      Oracle iFS does this.

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    13. Re:MS Word by stand · · Score: 1
      Have you ever tried to explain a source control system to a salesguy or a manager?

      Well, no, but I didn't really have to. I just installed the TortoiseCVS client and showed him how to right click a file (to be fair, he already knew how to do that).

      But my main point is that versioning information should not go with the file. It should be separate.

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    14. Re:MS Word by cerberusss · · Score: 1
      But my main point is that versioning information should not go with the file. It should be separate.

      In theory, you're right. As said in another post, if an application needs to track changes in a visually attractive way, then the 'track changes' features of word processors could do a diff and show it in the same way. Of course, it'd have to be CVS (or other version control system) aware.

      In practice it doesn't work that way. And it's not only MS who thinks this; OpenOffice also works this way. You could brutally work around this by telling people to use CVS, but that makes seeing the changes too difficult.

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  11. Freeware document metadata remover by frenetic3 · · Score: 5, Informative

    FYI... here's a free app that removes MS Word metadata (useful for sensitive docs for distribution)

    http://www.docscrubber.com/download.html

    -fren

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    1. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "FYI... here's a free app that removes MS Word metadata (useful for sensitive docs for distribution)"

      Here's another:

      #!/bin/sh
      mv $1 /dev/null

    2. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't it be build into bloated MS WORD then?

    3. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by tomhudson · · Score: 5, Informative

      OpenOffice also removes it. That's why borked word docs opened in oo and resaved are so much smaller :-)

    4. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by ezh · · Score: 2

      That tool is not available for business use. That is exactly what people needed after Microsoft made the Remove Hidden Data Add-In available just for Office XP/Office 2003 only. More details are available at The Register

    5. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 4, Informative

      There's also a tool from Microsoft.

      There are some issues with that tool, though. A safe option is plain ASCII export.

      Currently, PDF export is also a possibility, but this might change in the future, as PDF evolves. Just keep in mind that when redacting a PDF document, it's not sufficient to paint black rectangles over the critical parts.

    6. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      mv: cannot move `foo.doc' to `/dev/null': Invalid cross-device link

      I think what you want is 'rm' :D

      or perhaps

      #!/bin/sh
      find $1 -name '*.doc' | xargs rm -f

    7. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by crimethinker · · Score: 3, Interesting
      How about you just use a format that doesn't leak this kind of information, and is not filled with macro viruses? I can think of several, some "free beer" and others "free speech." PDF and PostScript come to mind first, but there's also OpenOffice and SGML. I'm sure there's a shload more.

      I've never understood why people send out an edittable format (yes, OOo and SGML are edittable; I prefer to send a PDF) when they're disseminating what is conceptually read-only information. Does anyone who receives these lawsuit documents have any reason to edit them?

      -paul

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    8. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by KoopaTroopa · · Score: 5, Funny

      Eh, it's good enough for government work ;)

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    9. Re: Freeware document metadata remover by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Funny


      > FYI... here's a free app that removes MS Word metadata

      Yeah, but what we wanted was an app that removes crooked corporate executives.

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    10. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Generic PDF is also editable with full Acrobat. You can lock it but that isn't the default setting.

      It is also a pretty commonly known fact that this exists and a good lawyer would know to copy and paste into a new document before sending out.

    11. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woa!

      MS Office XP. Now with less functionality!

    12. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...it's not sufficient to paint black rectangles over the critical parts.
      I know that, that's why I bought a pair of scisors recently.

    13. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by macrom · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why bother? Just spend $500 per seat upgrading your company to the new, improved and highly secure Office XP 2003 Reloaded! MS will remove the metadata feature since it has been deemed a thread to Microsoft^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hnational security!

    14. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Schreckgestalt · · Score: 1

      A safe option is plain ASCII export.

      You mean like "Oh wait, let me export the document to plain ASCII before it leaks onto the 'net"?

    15. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please keep quiet about the black rectangles - did you ever people do it that way deliberately to undermine their "superiors" in government? Drawing unnecessary attention to the pdf trick is like fools who blabbed cpunks and so on all over the net.

    16. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by HiredMan · · Score: 3, Funny
    17. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Yobgod+Ababua · · Score: 3, Informative

      Only if you tell it to remove them (by, for example, commiting the changes).

      OpenOffice 1.1 supports change tracking in a reasonably MS Word compatible manner.

    18. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by void* · · Score: 2, Informative

      Postscript is actually an interpreted programming language, oriented for display, and it is powerful enough that it is entirely possible to write viruses for Postscript documents.

      Do a google search and check out the rationale for ghostscript's -dSAFER option, etc.

      For example, we have here the following:

      Even in PostScript files there may be problems similar to those encountered with macro viruses. In PostScript display programs there are interpreters which process the PostScript language. Above level 2.0 of the PostScript specification there are also PostScript commands for writing files. As a result it is possible to generate PostScript files which, during processing by an interpreter, can modify, delete or rename other files as soon as they are displayed on the screen.

      Specific problems exist in the ghostscript (gs) program. In the Unix versions it is possible to switch off the write facilities on files with the -dSAFER option. However this is not the pre-set option. This option is similarly named in versions for other operating systems.

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    19. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Overwriting /dev/null with a regular file will break your system in so many bizarre ways it's not even funny.

    20. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1
      Just keep in mind that when redacting a PDF document, it's not sufficient to paint black rectangles over the critical parts.

      You'll never get past my redacting. I put a white rectangle on top of a black rectangle over a white rectangle. You meddling kids will never catch me!

    21. Re: Freeware document metadata remover by Walkiry · · Score: 2, Funny

      You mean like a boomstick? ;-)

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    22. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      probably meant
      # cp /dev/null filename

    23. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by DeputySpade · · Score: 3, Funny

      #!/bin/sh

      mv $1 /dev/null


      You do that. I'll cat /dev/null > $1

      We'll see who wins. :D

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    24. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The question is, where can one find an open source utility that can extract metadata, such that someone can view the revision history of a Word document without needing Word installed?

    25. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by maddmaster · · Score: 1

      just use good ol VIM or notepad. =P

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    26. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by Myopic · · Score: 1

      When I run into someone who insists on a Word document, I generally send them an RTF file. RTF is (of course) a Microsoft format, so Word opens it perfectly. Nowadays, Mac OS X has TextEdit which can save to Word format, but it just makes my skin crawl, you know.

      PostScript isn't really something most people can open. PDF is probably less openable than RTF, but a good choise. I've run into trouble recently, though, with PDFs saved from one program that wouldn't open in Acrobat Reader or in OS X's Preview.

    27. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by JohnGalt00 · · Score: 1

      I'm running linux, but still learning. Can someone tell a noob what the cat /dev/null $1 does and why the parent is funny?

    28. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by mikeee · · Score: 1

      It replaces /dev/null (a blackhole for bits) with the file, rather than dumping the file in.

    29. Re:Freeware document metadata remover by hitchhacker · · Score: 2, Informative

      reading and writing to /dev/null is handled in:
      linux-2.4.23/drivers/char/mem.c:368

      (The following is GPL'd code. Copyright (C) 1991, 1992 Linus Torvalds)

      static ssize_t read_null(struct file * file, char * buf, size_t count, loff_t *ppos)
      {
      return 0;
      }

      static ssize_t write_null(struct file * file, const char * buf, size_t count, loff_t *ppos)
      {
      return count;
      }

      In other words, reading from and writing to /dev/null does absolutely nothing.

      -metric

  12. Way to proofread, editors! by TrollBridge · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Also, SCO has A HREF="http://www.infoworld.com/article/04/03/04/HN cascolicensee_1.html">announced a few new licensees including Computer Associates."

    Are they even trying anymore?

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    1. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by pclminion · · Score: 4, Funny
      Supposedly there's a horde of paying Slashdot readers who get to see the article early in order to "proofread" it, in order to prevent these sorts of mishaps...

      Clearly, those people are either stupid, or were denied their coffee fix this morning...

    2. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by DoctorScooby · · Score: 0

      Hopefully, they're not the "peer reviewers" of Open-Source software we hear so much about.

    3. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny
      Are they even trying anymore?


      they'd have to start first

    4. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by mchappee · · Score: 4, Informative


      This particular story was not offered up for pre-release viewing.

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      Clearly, those people are either stupid, or were denied their coffee fix this morning...

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    5. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by sharkey · · Score: 1
      Clearly, those people are either stupid, or were denied their coffee fix this morning...

      Can't it be both?

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    6. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      Even when you do notice a typo, they rarely get the warning in time (or perhaps they simply ignore it).

    7. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by squarefish · · Score: 1

      not all stories make the preview for the subscribers. this is one that shouldn't have fallen through the process. don't blame us. ;)

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    8. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by AllInOne · · Score: 4, Informative

      I did report it the editor on duty and it was not fixed.

      I don't drink coffee.

    9. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I knew Slashdot[slashdot.org[slashdot.org] had that "domain display" thing goin on but GEEZ

    10. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by jmays · · Score: 4, Informative

      "This particular story was not offered up for pre-release viewing."

      Yes, there was. And I DID e-mail the editors.

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    11. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by jmays · · Score: 1

      "not all stories make the preview for the subscribers"

      This one however, did. And I e-mailed the editors to no avail.

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    12. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You try sitting in a windowless smelly dungeon editing this inane crap all day long and see if you don't get a little tired and make the odd mistake.

    13. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, what are we paying those readers for anyway??? Get with the program you slackers!

    14. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by Neon+Spiral+Injector · · Score: 1

      It could be, but you only need to test the first if it is found to be true.

    15. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am going to vote for the ignore it option. It only takes a second to make a change like that and they can even change it after it has made it to the regular populace. It has been out there for a while now and they still haven't fixed it.

    16. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do I get to drive a BMW as well?

    17. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now I've seen it all; a topposter on Slashdot. Good job.

    18. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better yet, he's a subscriber, countering a comment that subscribers are stupid, by topposting.

    19. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by HeghmoH · · Score: 1

      Oh my god, top posting has come to slashdot. Shoot me now. Or better yet, shoot the top-posters.

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    20. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by Mikey-San · · Score: 1

      Perhaps if Slashdot submissions had a "track changes" function, we could see who screwed it up originally, the submitter or the editor. ;-)

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    21. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by kavau · · Score: 2, Funny
      Supposedly there's a horde of paying Slashdot readers who get to see the article early in order to "proofread" it, in order to prevent these sorts of mishaps...

      Maybe there's some inherent flaw in the Slashdot business model of having the proofreaders pay for being able to proofread... ;-)

    22. Re:Way to proofread, editors! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoever modded this guy flamebait, can you please point me towards the flames his post has generated? For fuck's sake people.

  13. Using MS Word by davidmcn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    With SCO being all about their Unix IP, you would think they would prefer to use their own product when writing legal proceedings, instead they use Microsofts....

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    1. Re:Using MS Word by DreadSpoon · · Score: 5, Funny

      SCO has a product?

    2. Re:Using MS Word by leehwtsohg · · Score: 1

      The people behind the lawsuit are using their own product.

    3. Re:Using MS Word by Mysticalfruit · · Score: 4, Funny

      Well, if someone was paying you 86 million dollars... you'd use their software too!

      As a side note, having been forced to work with SCO's operating system, it actually makes windows look like a viable choice...

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    4. Re:Using MS Word by djdavetrouble · · Score: 1

      Didn't you read the earlier story? They have whored themselves completely to microsoft. They are not really a unix company anymore, they are but pawns in the world domination scheme of m$.

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    5. Re:Using MS Word by zurab · · Score: 4, Interesting
      With SCO being all about their Unix IP, you would think they would prefer to use their own product when writing legal proceedings, instead they use Microsofts....

      I thought that was the plan the whole time. The BofA thing was "accidental." Also, look at these quotes from the article:

      In an interview on Wednesday, SCO's CFO confirmed that the three companies were licensees, and claimed that his company had now signed up somewhere between 10 and 50 IP License for Linux customers. ...
      "Our usage of (Linux) is so small and isolated that's why we went ahead and signed the contract.," said Chad Jones a spokesman with the Salt Lake City company. "This was small enough that we made a business decision based on the modest cost of SCO's claim that it was in our interest to settle rather than litigate this thing," he said.

      Add to that CA, EV1, and that SCO doesn't have to produce any proof of anything in the near future, looks like Microsoft's grand plan against Linux is heating up. SCO doesn't have to prove anything to anybody, it just has to make enough "sense" for these businesses to sign up.

      Non-Unix licensee major Linux contributors (i.e. not IBM or HP) need to sue SCO for copyright violations sooner rather than later.
    6. Re:Using MS Word by svallarian · · Score: 1

      They have a product???

      EZ-Lawsuit Creator Pro?

      Steven V.

      --
      I patented screwing your mom. But it got revoked for "prior art."
    7. Re:Using MS Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, two in fact.

      Hot air and wet ink.

    8. Re:Using MS Word by El · · Score: 2, Funny

      To the best of my knowledge, SCO has only one product: "SCO Turbo-Litigation". And yes, they are using it themselves. A lot.

      --

      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

    9. Re:Using MS Word by hackstraw · · Score: 2, Informative

      In an interview on Wednesday, SCO's CFO confirmed that the three companies were licensees, and claimed that his company had now signed up somewhere between 10 and 50 IP License for Linux customers. ...

      I listened (sp?) in on the teleconference and that exchange was the most interesting. The CFO was asked "How many companies have licensed SCO's intellectual property?" And he stuttered and said a few and growing, or something to that affect. He was then asked "Well, how many is a few?" And he came back with "A handful". Then he was asked "How many is a handful?" and finally answered "Less than 50".

      This is from memory, but it went something like that. Pretty evasive speach for a CFO IMHO.

    10. Re:Using MS Word by Broken+Bottle · · Score: 1

      Maybe they got $87 million AND a couple of free Word licenses :)

      Chris

    11. Re:Using MS Word by analog_line · · Score: 1

      They can't sue SCO for copyright violation, because what they're selling isn't Linux. They're running a protection racket, saying that they won't sue you for using Linux if you pay them. If I have IP in Linux, I can't sue SCO for taking money from people in exchange for telling those people they won't sue them for using IP they claim to own in Linux. They aren't infringing on my IP unless they're distributing Linux (which AFAIK they FINALLY stopped doing).

    12. Re:Using MS Word by zurab · · Score: 1
      They can't sue SCO for copyright violation, because what they're selling isn't Linux.

      SCO sold and distributed Linux when they started proclaiming their SCOsource licensing

      Linux Server

      Even though [only recently] they claim they have suspended this, they still distribute Linux updates. This is in direct violation of copyright law with regard to parts of Linux they don't even allege they have any rights to.

      Besides, what do you think their Linux kernel personality (for Open UNIX) is? It's a "copy & paste job" from the GPLed code. Just look at the quote from their LKP FAQ:

      The LkP feature doesn't contain a Linux kernel, and therefore to the best of our knowledge, there should be no infringement issues. If the prior statement were proven inaccurate, SCO would take appropriate steps.

      In other words, "we are going to violate your copyright until you prove something, suckers!"
    13. Re:Using MS Word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if someone was paying you 86 million dollars... you'd use their software too!

      Let me go on record here. If Microsoft will pay me $86 million, I will purchase a copy of all of their products, at full retail. I will stop using Linux too.

      With that kind of money, I can keep myself in the latest Mac hardware for life!

    14. Re:Using MS Word by HiThere · · Score: 1

      I believe that they are legally required to distribut Linux. They were selling the binaries until recently, so not distributing the source in an approved manner would be violating the GPL. I'm not sure that anything else they've done actually violates it. True, there's the claim that a public announcement of a rejection counts as a rejection, but I'm not sure that's valid. Not as long as they continue to obey the actions that the GPL demands of them. Like distributing the source of the code that they've sold in binary form. (I think they're required to keep the ftp site up for three years after they stop selling the code...there are other alternatives, but it may be to late for SCO to use them. E.g., they could have shipped the source code on CD along with every binary edition they sold...that would have counted. But it's too late to do that.)

      OTOH, if they *have* not stopped distributing Linux, either it's been three years since they sold a copy, or they have finally violated the GPL. (But I'd need to go back and read it carefully to be certain...possibly they only need to make it available to customers who request access.)

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    15. Re:Using MS Word by zurab · · Score: 1

      Well, I am not their customer, but they have said on their website that they grant their customers some binary license to run the code they are disputing is theirs. OK, but then they can no longer distribute the rest of the Linux since they are unwilling to provide their code in question under GPL. As I said they only recently claimed to have stopped distributing Linux, but they had been distributing it in violation of copyright while they were offering their SCOsource binary licensing scheme to people, including their own customers. That's a clear copyright violation that I have tried to point out so many times before here on /..

      The second point is their LKP as I mentioned - it's a cut-and-paste from already GPLed code. If judge can order IBM to produce Dynix and AIX, surely, it would be easy to get the court to order SCO to show what they are really distributing in LKP. We know it's Linux code, they know it's Linux code, it's a matter of them laughing at Linux contributors that they can't prove it, while suing and extorting Linux users.

      That's why Linux contributors should not put up with them. Sue them for copyright violations now, before it's too late.

    16. Re:Using MS Word by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Requiring an additional license in order to use GPLed code is, in and of itself, a violation of the GPL.

      --
      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
  14. This is so cute by SirSlud · · Score: 1

    All these revelations of the goings on between SCO and MS are so cute (or revelations on SCO thanks to MS tech in this case) .. like two smitten children fumbling and tumbling over themselves.

    This has certainly been an entertaining year in tech.

    --
    "Old man yells at systemd"
    1. Re:This is so cute by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      personally i would like to see more proofs of the M$ and $COX marriage comming out. if they do exist that is.. humm.. Ashcroft are u listening????

      I wonder why Uncle Sam is still silent on SCOX...
      i wonder if David Boies outsourced their lawyers to Soviet Russia.

    2. Re:This is so cute by ktulu1115 · · Score: 4, Funny

      ...like two smitten children fumbling and tumbling over themselves.

      I think they're like two monkeys banging away on a keyboard instead... Hey maybe they'll create the next Longhorn source by the time the courts settle.

      --
      # fuser -v /dev/attention | grep work
      #
  15. Re:Lil' Jon says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeeeeeaaaaah!

  16. Re: Ironic by SirASCII · · Score: 1, Funny

    Anyone else find it ironic that they are using M$ Word to sue Linux companies?

  17. Thanks MS :) by grendel_x86 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Thats funny, SCO screwed by their biggest contrib.

    I know this feature of word has let me find out some interesting things before. You would not believe some of the things people write in their resumes.

    --
    Im glad /. isnt the real world, that would really suck..
    1. Re:Thanks MS :) by surreal-maitland · · Score: 1

      this does explain why PDF wasn't good enough for some of my prospective employers . . . and why they didn't hire me!

      --
      -ninjaneer
    2. Re:Thanks MS :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, that's because you're stupid and incompetent.

    3. Re:Thanks MS :) by a_timid_mouse · · Score: 4, Funny

      It's not just FUNNY, it's IRONIC! Yes folks, that's what irony is.

    4. Re:Thanks MS :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for telling us what irony is.
      Please all also point out things that are
      recursive or internally inconstant.

    5. Re:Thanks MS :) by bmwm3nut · · Score: 5, Interesting

      another often overlooked "feature" is good old ^Z (undo). back many years ago (i think before track changes even existed) i was a t.a. for a professor who wanted all assignments turned in with word. if you got two similar assignments all you needed to do was bang on ^Z for a while and you'd see where they changed the name from the origial author to the current one. kinda fun.

    6. Re:Thanks MS :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Recursive...you mean like GNU? Or LINUX (Linux Is Not UniX, haha)

    7. Re:Thanks MS :) by thelexx · · Score: 1

      Huh. And here I thought it was something like goldy or bronzy.

      --
      "Gold still represents the ultimate form of payment in the world." - Alan Greenspan, 1999
    8. Re:Thanks MS :) by RPoet · · Score: 1

      Or something like rain on your wedding day.

      --
      "Oppression and harassment is a small price to pay to live in the land of the free." -- Montgomery Burns.
    9. Re:Thanks MS :) by phauxfinnish · · Score: 2, Funny
      Main Entry: irony
      Pronunciation: 'I-r&-nE also 'I(-&)r-nE
      Function: noun
      Inflected Form(s): plural -nies
      Etymology: Latin ironia, from Greek eirOnia, from eirOn dissembler
      --
      3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity

      (Thanks Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary)

      It is only irony if it is unexpected or varies from the normal result. Since when is it unexpected for Microsoft to screw a business partner?

    10. Re:Thanks MS :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prove Microsoft is their biggest contributor. We'll wait.

    11. Re:Thanks MS :) by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      "internally inconstant."

      Actually, I'd pay good money to see an example of that. Let's see, if something is constant, it is firmly steadfast, and so something that is inconstant that must be free and easy and ever-changing. Would be quite a sentence...

    12. Re:Thanks MS :) by unoengborg · · Score: 1

      How do we know that this information was not left there intentionally in the hope of it to be found and that it would scare others into paying their extortion fee.

      This way SCO can show that they contemplate sueing large organizations like BA without even filing a lawsuit.

      --
      God is REAL! Unless explicitly declared INTEGER
    13. Re:Thanks MS :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, an American. ;-)

    14. Re:Thanks MS :) by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 1

      I tried this in Word XP; it doesn't work any more.

    15. Re:Thanks MS :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when I turned it in and he pressed ^Z, the entire document disappeared. Thank goodness for copy & paste.

    16. Re:Thanks MS :) by PakProtector · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm pretty sure this doesn't qualify as Irony. Irony is one of the most difficult concepts to grasp, and often when people call something Ironic it is merely tragic, idiotic, or something else.

      People seem to think by calling it Ironic, it makes it special.

      --

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      man: no entry for woman in the manual.
      "Qua!?"

    17. Re:Thanks MS :) by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Rain on your wedding day is supposed to be propitious. On mine I had both rain and hail. It's been working out fine.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
    18. Re:Thanks MS :) by acceptera · · Score: 0

      Thats funny, SCO screwed by their biggest contrib.

      You're apparently missing the point. OBVIOUSLY, the only reason why Microsoft "contributed" money to SCO is due to the fact that Darl had thretened to sue Microsoft on the grounds that MS had stolen code from SCO for its 'track changes' function in Word. Duuh! I need some sleep.

  18. Warning Letters by crass751 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd be interested to know how many companies got the warning letter from SCO and tossed it in the circular file instead of replying to it.

    If I'm not mistaken, SCO filed suit against DC because they never received a response to their letter. I wonder how many more they'll file based on lack of replies.

    1. Re:Warning Letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      At the confernce call they said
      that "over half" had given no
      reply.

      So somewhere between 50% and 100%
      of the demand letters they sent
      out went unanswered.

    2. Re:Warning Letters by Jaywalk · · Score: 5, Insightful
      If I'm not mistaken, SCO filed suit against DC because they never received a response to their letter.
      It wasn't the warning letter that they're getting sued for. SCO wrote another letter to people who are using both SCO UNIX and Linux requiring them to certify that they're not using any Linux that impinges on SCO's IP. The letter was worded like the old joke, "Do you still beat your wife?" There was no way to answer the question without incriminating yourself. Half the people who got the letter never answered it.

      Note the targets of SCO's lawsuits so far and the reason why they're being sued:

      • IBM because they bought a UNIX license from SCO.
      • Daimler Chrysler because they use both Linux and SCO UNIX.
      • Autozone because they used to use SCO UNIX and changed to Linux.
      • Novell because they have a contract with SCO to collect UNIX licensing fees.
      Note that in every case the problem has never been that the target used Linux. It's always because they did business with SCO. In no case has SCO tried to prove in court that they have IP in Linux; they reserve those claims for their press releases. The court cases are all about contractual disputes with SCO customers and former customers.

      I've said it before and I'll say it again. The lesson is clear; it's dangerous to even talk to these nut jobs.

      --
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    3. Re:Warning Letters by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Dear god, our Museum store uses SCO for the POS system. Our vendor was talking about moving us over to Unix. Could a science museum be next?!?

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
    4. Re:Warning Letters by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      Here's a question, did Slashdot receive/reply to any letters? Man what a shiznat storm that would be!

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      Sig it.
    5. Re:Warning Letters by bflong · · Score: 1

      The letter was worded like the old joke, "Do you still beat your wife?" There was no way to answer the question without incriminating yourself.

      Simple. You reply:
      Your question assumes facts not in evidence.
      Everyone should learn that one for when they come after you. ;)

      --
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    6. Re:Warning Letters by tuxdude · · Score: 1

      I think the old joke was "Does your wife still beat you?" :)

    7. Re:Warning Letters by dafz1 · · Score: 1

      SCO is suing Novell for slander of title. Their argument is by Novell saying that they(Novell) own the rights to Unix System V, they are materially harming SCO by saying this while knowing it's not true(got this from Groklaw). This case is unlikely to be in SCO's favor as Novell believes that they do still retain the rights to the source, as based on their interpretation of the Asset Purchase Agreement(APA) between SCO and Novell.

      An interesting note: SCO did not provide the necessary licensing information to Novell for, at least, the first two quarters of 2003, leading Novell to start an audit, as provided for by the APA.

    8. Re:Warning Letters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only when I ask her.

    9. Re:Warning Letters by thogard · · Score: 1

      make sure you cancel your sco license 1st. The problem apprears (according to SCO) that if you have an existing SCO license then you are covered under terms that prevent you from using Linux (and some licenced Unix). Of course if you cancel the sco license your name will float to the top of their list.

  19. Re: Ironic by stratjakt · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't think you know what ironic means.

    And no, I don't find it *anything*. Here in the real world, people use Word.

    --
    I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!!!!
  20. Re:Lil' Jon says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Whaaaaht!?

  21. Slashdot story source code leaked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is scandalous. There's no official confirmation yet, but apparently CmdrTaco of Slashodt.org fame leaked the source code to the story. The file contained a href and then something.

    Will this be the end of Slashdot?

    1. Re:Slashdot story source code leaked by spune · · Score: 1

      Of course it isn't the end. Slashdot has been open source the entire time. Their source is so open, then have a function actually built into your browser to retreive the code for you!

    2. Re:Slashdot story source code leaked by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Slashdot has been open source the entire time. Their source is so open, then have a function actually built into your browser to retreive the code for you!


      So you're saying that Internet Explorer, Mozilla, and Firefox are nothing but <b>tools for hackers and other terrorists?</b>

    3. Re:Slashdot story source code leaked by spune · · Score: 1

      The whole internet is nothing more than a tool for hackers and terrorists.

  22. link to the word file? by mliu · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Anyone able to find a link to the word file? I'd like to see this for myself in its entirety. I did a quick search on Google and didn't turn it up.

  23. obligatory ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    in soviet russia you sue SCOX.....

  24. Insane or bought? Or is there another option? by bfree · · Score: 5, Insightful
    From infoworld article:
    "What were they thinking?" said Bruce Perens, one of the founders of the Open Source Initiative. "I think this sends a very strange message and I'd like to hear a real explanation out of CA."
    And I'd love to hear the real reasons from everyone else aswell! Are they setting up for a counter-suit, dumb or in SCO/MS pockets?
    --

    Never underestimate the dark side of the Source

  25. Don't mess with Linus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It started out as an absurd lawsuit, then it got personal. Linus has tried to keep out of this as best he could until he got dragged into the whole thing. If there's anything that would unite an entire community more than an attack on Linux, letters by ESR and RMS, it's an attack on Torvalds himself.

  26. I wonder... by zonker · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If IBM would name MS in their countersuit with SCO as a backer of this arrangement (or at least have it investigated since their does seem to be some creditable evidence) and bring it up with the Justice Dept.

    It would be amusing to have IBM having the last laugh of the MS/IBM competition over the years (starting with DOS, OS/2, then Windows, etc.)...

    1. Re:I wonder... by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 1

      I'm skeptical.

      IBM's lawyers are the Nazgul, IBM is the 900 pound gorilla, IBM is totally in the right, and MS is probably at fault as well....

      However, IBM v. SCO is a certain thing. Even if SCO has a little bit of help.

      IBM v. SCO+MS is a little bit too much heat, methinks.

      It isn't Ragnarok yet, that battle is scheduled for the future.

      --
      WhiteWolf666 an exBush supporter. All you new-school,compassionate,save the children Republicans can rot in hell
    2. Re:I wonder... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Come on, that's like rooting for the Protoss to take out the Zerg while you are playing the Terrans. Sure they are doing your dirty work now. But don't forget, those battle carriers were pointed at you in the past.

      --
      "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
      --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  27. Hey Taco by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I emailed you about this but you need to fix that link right there on the front page.

    You know, this one
    Also, SCO has A HREF="http://www.infoworld.com/article/04/03/04/HN cascolicensee_1.html">announced a few new licensees including Computer Associates.

    Maybe like this: Also, SCO has announced a few new licensees including Computer Associates.

    1. Re:Hey Taco by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hmm... so he didn't respond to your e-mail, and you are expecting that he will browse down the slashdot pages to find YOUR personal message!? And he wouldn't notice either the mistake...

    2. Re:Hey Taco by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      I know, now I'm getting modded to hell and back for trying to bring this to his attention the way he's stated publicly that he prefers.
      Teaches me a lesson

  28. Re: Ironic by brain_not_ticking · · Score: 0

    The question is: Are they using MS Word on Windows, or are they emulating it on unix?

    Well, honestly, it wouldn't surprise me if they didn't use their own products; nobody else does...

    $0.02

  29. Re: Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most lawyers use WordPerfect, actually.

  30. Yet another example..... by BWJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So, this to me seems like another example of security breaches that can get companies, organizations and governments into trouble because of their use of Microsoft products.

    So, last time I heard, certain agencies are prohibiting the use of .doc formats for certain information transactions and instead relying on standard ascii text encoded files.

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    1. Re:Yet another example..... by bluephone · · Score: 3, Funny
      Oh, then it'll be easier to read the hidden data:

      Ok guys, we're going to sue Bank of America^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Daimler/Chrysler, we're going to do it in California^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Michigan, and during February^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H March. Did we get this month's Microsoft^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H welfare^H^H^H^H^H^H^H "licensee" checks yet?

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    2. Re:Yet another example..... by nvrrobx · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Okay I have to bite on this one. Word has the ability to track changes to a document. Exactly how is this a Microsoft security breach?!

      In my copy of Microsoft Word 2002, this is turned off by default and you have to turn it on.

      Hrm.. Let's see here. Eclipse, the IDE, keeps an internal history repository of my source code. Damn security breach!

      Stop karma whoring by bashing Microsoft with stupid crap. If you're going to bash them for security holes, pick a real exploit.

    3. Re:Yet another example..... by BWJones · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Stop karma whoring by bashing Microsoft with stupid crap. If you're going to bash them for security holes, pick a real exploit.

      Hey, I use some Microsoft products (Office for OS X is actually pretty nice in many respects) and I am not bashing them where they do not deserve some feedback. But please tell us why this is not a security exploit? The user who created this document obviously did not intend for that information to get out! Therefore, just like any security issue, there is a component of end user responsibility. However, if I were dealing with sensitive information and was concerned about its inadvertent disclosure, I would not use .doc and I would not let my employees who had access to that information to use .doc for the dissemination of information.

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    4. Re:Yet another example..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      The thing is though, you can't escape this kind of security breach by switching formats. The security breach is caused by people not understanding the tools they work with. That's only fixable through education.

    5. Re:Yet another example..... by bonch · · Score: 2, Informative

      The use of Tracking Changes magically becomes "another example of security breaches?"

      Turn off the damn tracking changes. Or strip them using Microsoft's free tool.

      Why in the hell was this modded up as insightful? What insight does it gleam?

    6. Re:Yet another example..... by nvrrobx · · Score: 1

      It is NOT Microsoft's fault the document was leaked.

      Calling the "Track Changes" feature a security exploit is just like calling cvs a security exploit!

    7. Re:Yet another example..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should have made it more obvious in the UI that the document still contained all the previous versions. Yet another example of how poor UI design leads to evil.

    8. Re:Yet another example..... by Grishnakh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Where Microsoft is at fault is not in implementing this feature, because it does have its uses. Their fault is in promoting the .doc file format as a "standard" suitable for publication and dissemination, because they want people to become dependent on their proprietary file formats.

      A better model is one in which editable documents are stored in one format, which contains metadata for tracking changes, etc. Then, when someone wishes to publish this document, they export it to a different format (like PDF), which is then sent out.

      The first format can be proprietary or not, but either way is kept within the organization and private. The second format only has the final version and the data that the publisher wants to release, and is in an open format that anyone can read without having to purchase special software. An intelligent organization wishing to preserve their confidential data would adopt this model.

    9. Re:Yet another example..... by oni · · Score: 1

      In my copy of Microsoft Word 2002, this is turned off by default and you have to turn it on.

      Are you sure? I edit memos and such in OpenOffice all the time. They start out as .docs (because I use someone else's memo as a starting point) but I save them in OO's native format .sxw. I've never seen a word document that was under 100K and most of the ones I find are in excess of 300K. I add some text here and delete some text there and they always end up being under 30K in .sxw format.

      So, I'm getting a 10 fold savings in space somehow. I don't know what all is in a .doc but it must be a whole hell of a lot of something. If I were you, I wouldn't be so quick to assume that there's no extra data in there.

    10. Re:Yet another example..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >Hrm.. Let's see here. Eclipse, the IDE, keeps an internal history repository of my source code. Damn security breach!

      Yeah but it doesn't follow the file around when you send it.

    11. Re:Yet another example..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The document wasn't leaked, it was sent out by SCO.

    12. Re:Yet another example..... by neurojab · · Score: 1

      >Eclipse, the IDE, keeps an internal history repository of my source code. Damn security breach!

      Does it? I'm pretty sure you need to hook it up to CVS or ClearCase for that.

    13. Re:Yet another example..... by nvrrobx · · Score: 1

      No, you really don't need CVS or ClearCase for that. Right click on a file, choose Compare With... then Local History.

      It keeps a history.

    14. Re:Yet another example..... by horza · · Score: 1

      Okay I have to bite on this one. Word has the ability to track changes to a document. Exactly how is this a Microsoft security breach?!

      Because the user has no indication each time he saves that this is happening. It's irresponsible imho, and has caught a number of people out in well publicised cases. The Australian government was shamed when someone took their crypto policy, undid the changes, and then published a diff with the original... seeing the censorship so starkly was eye-opening.

      Hrm.. Let's see here. Eclipse, the IDE, keeps an internal history repository of my source code. Damn security breach!

      That's a poor analogy. You always want to keep the history of a repository... it's the main reason for having one. It would be more like: I clicked on compile in Eclipse and distributed the binary, but Eclipse embedded all the source code and so people can see what my patch was doing and write exploits.

      Stop karma whoring by bashing Microsoft with stupid crap. If you're going to bash them for security holes, pick a real exploit.

      You are welcome to your point of view, but I think the sheer number of people that have been embarassed (fired?) by this 'feature' inadvertently merits the label "security breach". Blame human stupidity if you will, but it falls into the same category of executing everything in the preview pane of Outlook: in a perfect world it would be fine but the fact is that it causes a lot of damage.

      Phillip.

    15. Re:Yet another example..... by horza · · Score: 1

      This is what happens when you post 1.30am on not enough sleep. Bad example I gave. The original crypto document was discovered by someone in a library, which was then diffed against the published version. This is from (sleepy) memory. I have read several cases though, and maintain that you should be prompted as to whether you want to retain meta-data each time you save. It would serve as a good warning before you click on the 'attach' button.

      Phillip.

    16. Re:Yet another example..... by ThisIsFred · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, it appears to be on by default. When you open up a document with change tracking, or save one, the user doesn't receive any warning. Add to that macro capability that cannot be permanently disabled, and you have the risk of malicious scripts spreading through out your collection of documents.

      If that wasn't enough, you've got some bizarre binary format that keeps changing every release, and some really weird behavior with temporary files and saving changes (no overlap, so there are times when the whole thing is in memory and not on disk). All this for a $250+ pricetag.

      The source code tree example is a poor choice. I can't imagine why developers sharing a project would want to keep parts of the source code hidden from eachother.

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    17. Re:Yet another example..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and during February^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H March. Did we get this month's Microsoft^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H welfare^H^H^H^H^H^H^H "licensee" checks yet?

      Its funny that you take what is OBVIOUSLY a problem with Capitalism, and mischaracterize with an association with progressive social programs... intersting... mccarthyism has so bespoiled your culture's ability to think that you see a flaw in your beloved capitalism and misapply a knee-jerk label... fucking amazing.
      this isnt +1 funny, its +1 Telling.

    18. Re:Yet another example..... by hkmwbz · · Score: 3, Funny
      I guess it could be that this is yet another example of silly defaults in a Microsoft program.

      Remember allowing scripting for mail? Remember opening attachments automatically? Remember MSIE?

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    19. Re:Yet another example..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Word is pretty clearly designed for use by a small group of trusted users where the end format is to be distributed on good old fashioned paper. The presentation is tied to your active printer, for fucks sake -- it's clearly not designed to be "portable".

      Now, it might be sort of true that Microsoft "promoted" Word as a publication standard, but I think this is more the case of users misusing their tools because they lack the correct ones. SCO could certainly afford a copy of Acrobat.

    20. Re:Yet another example..... by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      A lot of Microsoft's products are fairly obviously designed for a different situation than what they're used for; Windows was designed as a layer on top of DOS, and it still shows, with crap like drive letters, and the only recent addition of multiple users.

      Word, like any "word processor", was designed as a replacement for a typewriter, not as a typesetting and document maintenance system. But these days, things like document publishing, being able to print on different printers and have the output look identical, etc. are more important, but poeple are mostly stuck with Word because that's all they know. MS, instead of changing Word (or introducing a different product) to fit the way things should be today, has instead stuck with their crappy word processor, bolting on extra crap, and has gladly pushed it onto as many customers as they could using their typical monopolistic tactics. MS wants everyone to use Word, because the proprietary file format forces everyone else to use Word, and by extension, Windows (at least it did until OO.o came around), and have pushed it hard, so as far as I'm concerned, they are to blame for this situation. It doesn't matter what the history of the product is; the company's current actions in pushing it to be used inappropriately are clearly wrong.

    21. Re:Yet another example..... by lordkimbot · · Score: 1

      This security breach wouldn't have occurred had Microsoft not released a patch for Word previously...No one would have figured this out otherwise. :-)

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    22. Re:Yet another example..... by Keeper · · Score: 1

      Track Changes is off by default.

    23. Re:Yet another example..... by p_millipede · · Score: 1

      But one of the things about the OpenOffice file format is that it has ZIP compression - as far as I know, Word documents don't have any.

    24. Re:Yet another example..... by j7953 · · Score: 1
      Hrm.. Let's see here. Eclipse, the IDE, keeps an internal history repository of my source code.

      Yes, but it's an internal history. It's not stored in the source files, so if you send your sources to someone else, you don't accidentally also send the history. You have to explicitly do that if you want to.

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  31. Coming to a Business Law Textbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Next week we'll be covering one of the more amusing cases in IP. Make sure to read the case study on SCO before coming to class. It's Chapter 11, which isn't altogether lacking in irony."

    1. Re:Coming to a Business Law Textbook by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm. That would not be irony, it would simply be a funny coincidence. Irony is a colour, like goldy or bronzy, but greyish instead...

    2. Re:Coming to a Business Law Textbook by Maserati · · Score: 1

      Should be Chapter 7 - that's Liquidation.

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  32. Re: Ironic by SirSlud · · Score: 5, Funny

    More that its ironic that MS is bankrolling SCO to try and torpedo Linux, but their own technology is making it easier for the other side to obtain shreds of information we probably shouldnt be privy to.

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  33. This proves how useless subscriptions are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    even though you shouldn't encourage this fraud by giving them money to allow YOU to correct THEIR MISTAKES

  34. CA, Questar and Leggett & Platt Inc. by burgburgburg · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Remember, these are the companies that shareholders should sue for frivolously spending company monies with no legal foundation. And the top executives should get the boot.

    Shareholders have already unseated Eisner and Lord Black because of stupidity/criminal self-dealing. Here's three more to add to the list.

    1. Re:CA, Questar and Leggett & Platt Inc. by randomErr · · Score: 1

      Don't even bring up that one story from yesterday.

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    2. Re:CA, Questar and Leggett & Platt Inc. by Nurseman · · Score: 1
      Remember, these are the companies that shareholders should sue for frivolously spending company monies with no legal foundation. And the top executives should get the boot

      IMHO, companies look at the bottom line, the don't care about SCOrap or Linux. They look at $$$. $20,000 to make SCO roll over and play dead is probably well worth it to these big compaines. I hope Darl and Co all get theirs, but I can't fault a buisness for making a buisness decision.

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    3. Re:CA, Questar and Leggett & Platt Inc. by Error27 · · Score: 1

      Leggett & Platt Inc: Claims they don't remember buying the licenses. Are not interested in buying any SCO licenses.

      CA: Claims they bought UnixWare licenses for their customers as part of their $40 million settlement with the Canopy Group. Claims they didn't buy actual licenses.

      Questar: Admits they bought a couple licenses for $5000.

      EV1: Admits they bought a license.

  35. HTML by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I find more disturbing than the fact the "editors" didn't catch the broken HTML that should make a link on the front page, but the tag was never even closed!

    Oh, LORD!

    1. Re:HTML by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      FWIW: The tag was probably closed and the closing element was stripped out because it was unmatched. You can read more about this A HREF="goat.cx">here.

  36. Re: Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't you think?

  37. Re:I received a subpoena from SCO.... liar by gnutechguy · · Score: 1

    Lying SCO whore-troll, BEGONE!

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  38. Re:Proof of an MS backdoor? by stratjakt · · Score: 0, Troll

    This isn't interesting, this is stupid. Everyone who's browsed a copy of "MS Office for Dummies" knows about the metadata feature.

    Thanks. Now go ahead and waste your points modding me as troll or flamebait.

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  39. I'm confused now by Goody · · Score: 5, Funny

    Is bloated, closed source, evil empire produced Word a good or bad thing ?

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    1. Re:I'm confused now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      try writing something in OpenOffice, and you won't be confused anymore.

    2. Re:I'm confused now by kalidasa · · Score: 1

      It's like hemlock. When the bad guys drink it, it's good.

    3. Re:I'm confused now by Spudley · · Score: 1

      Hemlock (n): A poisonous sewing maching component.

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    4. Re:I'm confused now by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Word is evil, but Word is bad. When you try do good work in Word, it's bad because it's evil, and causes wrong. When you try to do evil work, Word is still bad, but being bad at doing evil, it ends up doing good.

      The moral lesson of this: If you want to do evil work, you better steal the good guys' equipment, because your tools from your own kind might blow up in your face. And if you try to do good, you shouldn't be messing with evil in the first place, so you shouldn't have used Word.

    5. Re:I'm confused now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even the weapon of a super-villain can backfire.

  40. Oh snap. by Mr.+Darl+McBride · · Score: 5, Funny
    This is the last time I let Bill pay his license fees in Office CDs.

    ~Darl

  41. Admissible evidence in court??? by Vexler · · Score: 5, Interesting

    IANAL. But suppose a case is brought to court that includes, as part of its collection of evidence, a Word document that tracks changes in much the same way that the Word document in the article apparently did. Could a prosecutor who, for example, sees among the "invisible ink" Neo-Nazi writings by the accused, be able to use that as evidence against him? Could he furthermore deduce "motive" and "intent" from that evidence? On one hand, he is able to glean the evidence simply because something *WAS* there. But that's just the problem: It was in the past, but it has been editted out and substituted by the weekly grocery list of the accused. Would he then be able to point to the "change log", so to speak, and build his case on that?

    1. Re:Admissible evidence in court??? by mr_pins · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, it would be admissible. What legal principle would exclude it? If someone wrote incriminating information in a diary, for instance, and then threw it into what they thought was an incinerator, but was in fact a mail chute, it would still be evidence of a crime. The fact that they thought they had destroted would be irrelevant.

    2. Re:Admissible evidence in court??? by AvengerXP · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You anal? Give me a call we'll talk.

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    3. Re:Admissible evidence in court??? by tverbeek · · Score: 1
      IANAL too.

      All else being on the up-and-up (e.g. not obtained by illegal search) I'd expect it to be admissable, but the defense would have the opportunity to question its authenticity ("this document could have been created by a clever hacker") or meaningfulness ("he was only joking/writing fiction"). Assuming the deleted text was genuinely incriminating (just writing - as in your example - nice stuff about Adolf isn't criminal, of course), the defendant's apparent effort to delete that evidence wouldn't render it inadmissable.

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    4. Re:Admissible evidence in court??? by kublai+kahn · · Score: 1

      Well, IANAL as well, but have some thoughts. It has been the case that deleted files on a hard drive are sought in investigations (a quick search, for example, found an article about Enron files) and are, presumably, admissible in court. An article on Law.com specifically discusses comparison of deleted files with current versions to reveal a change history. If that is the case, then I would assume that the same applies to previous revisions included in a file that still exists, and they would be admissible.

    5. Re:Admissible evidence in court??? by angle_slam · · Score: 1

      Who cares? They were going to sue BoA, but changed their mind. It's not relevant. Who cares who they were going to sue. In most cases, the reason you strip the meta data is because of embarassment, not because of legality. I.e., if you forward a contract to another side, you don't want them to see that you changed the offer from 10,000 to 15,000, for pure negotiating reasons. But if the contract were litigated in court. It's the signed contract that rules, not the fact that it was once changed.

    6. Re:Admissible evidence in court??? by thisgooroo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      neither am i, but i would suspect that it would depend on what the submitter is trying to prove

      in this case it might be used (together with the two already filed cases) to establish that SCO is systematically harassing former customers who switched to IBM. if that can be established, IBM probably could sue their pants off

    7. Re:Admissible evidence in court??? by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      VERY interesting idea.

      On one hand, he is able to glean the evidence simply because something *WAS* there. But that's just the problem: It was in the past, but it has been editted out and substituted

      you could argue (maybe not legally) that those the 'changes' never actually were. The process of creating a document is complete when it is made public. Isnt it like reading someone's mind and holding them accountable for 'crimes' he didnt commit? Just because the idea was typed, doesnt mean it was 'real', it was part of a flow of consciousness.... lost in the ether, the idea/intent was never actually formed.

    8. Re:Admissible evidence in court??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAL(Y), but will be, soon.

      It would always depend on the specifics of the case, but the general rule is if evidence is relevant at all towards proving any point in dispute, it's in unless there is a rule that specifically prohibits it. See http://www.law.cornell.edu/rules/fre/overview.html

  42. Best SCO Week Ever? by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Their earnings are down. They sued two of their own customers. Laura Dido is no longer brainwashed by them. They have been revealed to be sock puppets of Redmond. And they use Word, which revealed their alternate evil plans. This is by far the funniest SCO week ever.

    1. Re: Best SCO Week Ever? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1

      Their earnings are down. They sued two of their own customers. Laura Dido is no longer brainwashed by them. They have been revealed to be sock puppets of Redmond. And they use Word, which revealed their alternate evil plans. This is by far the funniest SCO week ever.
      And it's only Thursday...

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    2. Re:Best SCO Week Ever? by AKnightCowboy · · Score: 1
      This is by far the funniest SCO week ever.

      The week is not over yet! What will the half dozen SCO articles coming out tomorrow and Saturday reveal!? I'm on the edge of my seat. :-)

    3. Re:Best SCO Week Ever? by whittrash · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You forgot the judge told them in no uncertain terms to explicitly outline exactly what Linux code is theirs and barred them from making some public comments.

    4. Re:Best SCO Week Ever? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and he forgot the fact that they announced new licensees this week that adds over $11 million in license revenue!

      Oh, wait, never mind. That is a BAD thing! :-)

    5. Re: Best SCO Week Ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I never could get the hang of Thursdays.

    6. Re:Best SCO Week Ever? by captainClassLoader · · Score: 1

      They better be very careful how they book that revenue - Playing games with announced revenue figures took out Enron, MCI/Worldcom, and has the SEC talking to piles of other companies.

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    7. Re:Best SCO Week Ever? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      We will book it as SCOSource license revenue, which it is.

    8. Re:Best SCO Week Ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Laura Didio is no longer brainwashed by them.
      Now I know I woke up in an alternate universe this AM!
    9. Re:Best SCO Week Ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Laura Dido is no longer brainwashed by them.

      That is Laura Dildo to you.

    10. Re:Best SCO Week Ever? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 1

      Indeed. I think they have to state which lines from System V are in Linux. I'm not expecting millions.

    11. Re:Best SCO Week Ever? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashdot supports the offshoring of jobs. See my journal.

      So you're criticizing Slashdot for the ONE instance in which they're actually in touch with reality?

  43. Bank of America?!?! by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I would have loved to have seen them try to impound all that equipment. BOA would have destroyed them outright.

    Anyone know who SCO banks with?

    1. Re:Bank of America?!?! by grub · · Score: 1


      Anyone know who SCO banks with?

      You need something to deposit to require the services of a bank.

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    2. Re:Bank of America?!?! by silas_moeckel · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Try the FDIC would have a field day as this could cause a run on that bank and they could be out billions. Just wait till a bank says sorry we cant give you YOUR money SCO went and seized our computers, by the way here is the phone number for your congress critter in case you were interested. People are generaly lazy but get between them and there money and they get pissed. Granted I doubt anybody would ever be doumb enough to let it get that far but it would be funny to watch the congress critters swat SCO. Darl up for contempt of congress would be nice to try getting out of that one :) ok back to reality.

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    3. Re:Bank of America?!?! by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Funny

      Probably Bank of America! First they have all of Bank of America's equipment impounded. Then SCO claims they can't pay their lawyers, or any settlement because Bank of America's equipment is still tied up as evidence, which holds the records of SCO financials. insert infinite loop and call me in a few billion millenia when the world ends and SCO is forced to pay up.

    4. Re:Bank of America?!?! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

      Well I never know which slip to fill out for the flaming bags of dog dirt.

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    5. Re:Bank of America?!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone know who SCO banks with
      With me!!!
      Bill

    6. Re:Bank of America?!?! by mrnick · · Score: 1

      I worked on Bank of America's Firewall team back in 1999. I don't know what has changed since then but at the time they had a policy against the use of open source software because the lack of accountability. I recall this because I was on a project to develop a web based IP allocation program and couldn't use any open source software. Solaris, Stronghold (instead of Apache), and Sun's compilers instead of GCC.

      Anyways, even if they have changed their mind on Open Source I am sure that mission critical systems are not running it.

      Frankly, I do not understand why companies use Linux when BSD has a much more commercial friendly license and has the same, if not better, performance. But that's just my opinion.

      Nick Powers

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  44. MS Word-Sentiments. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Not often you see 'joy' and 'MS Word' in the same sentence."

    Oh, "Joy"! I'm not using "MS Word".

    1. Re:MS Word-Sentiments. by Dave2+Wickham · · Score: 1

      Ah, but that's two sentences!

  45. Re:Insane or bought? Or is there another option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How did you read that article?
    Where did you click to get to it?
    I am using AOL 9.0 for OS.

  46. idiots! by nxs212 · · Score: 5, Funny

    This is getting beyond utter stupidity! The only thing Bank of America would have to do is remove any offending code or recompile their apps without using offending libraries. It's not that hard.
    So far we haven't seen a single line of proprietary code from SCO - anything and everything they have shown us was and still is available in public domain. Just because they copied it from public domain and put it in their shitty product doesn't make it their invention.
    As far as BoA is concerned, I think Darl remembered he had an account with them where he stashed his millions. Talk about sticky situation:
    Darl: All your Linux are belong to us!
    BoA: OK, *click*, all your assets have been frozen until further notice...

    1. Re:idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not that hard? Then it wouldn't be that hard to change OSes to Sun, BSD or Microsoft and leave Linux in the dust as well...

    2. Re:idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      So far we haven't seen a single line of proprietary code from SCO
      no shit sherlock -- it's proprietary. unless you sign a NDA, you probably won't see the code, ever, legally... which is the reason why, eventually, SCO might become the owners of Linux (or, less likely, simply have the project shut down); if they removed the offending code (and all of the code that's been tied into it) from Linux, it would reveal their proprietary code. and since they can't allow that, Linux will STAY infringing.

      btw, none of the code they've shown is public domain.

    3. Re:idiots! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The only thing Bank of America would have to do is remove any offending code or recompile their apps without using offending libraries. It's not that hard."

      You say that never having worked at BOFA... It is not that easy...

  47. I'd love to see the actual contracts. by Jaywalk · · Score: 2, Insightful
    If I remember correctly, SCO's financial filings said that SCO Source made about $20k, but cost them something like $3mil to pay the lawyers. It looks like SCO is cutting a deal -- any deal -- wherever they can to give themselves the appearance of legitimacy. If companies were buying real licenses, SCO Source should be making real money. But it's not, so what's in the license? Perhaps the "license" is being mixed with other considerations (which have nothing to do with SCO's IP) that make it worth the purchaser's while. Or maybe the cost is cut to pocket change on the condition that the "licensee" not tell anybody the kind of deal they got.

    It's the only way I can see this activity making any business sense.

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    1. Re:I'd love to see the actual contracts. by LostCluster · · Score: 2, Informative

      This big license deal spree came out this week, but the recently released earnings only reflects the 3 months that ended with the end of January. Therefore, that $20k statistic likely doesn't include any of the recently announced deals, that'll be in next quarter's release.

    2. Re:I'd love to see the actual contracts. by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      EV1 paid over a million dollars to license the IP. I call that real money.

      CA paid approximately $5 million in license fees. The other licensees paid an unknown amount.

    3. Re:I'd love to see the actual contracts. by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Typically these sorts of agreements have revenue recognised over a period of time. SCO management mentioned in the call yesterday, that they were recognising revenue periodically. So the $20,000 is one quarter's worth of the contracts they signed prior to Oct, and part of a quarter's revenue for contracts signed Oct-Jan. Next quarter will recognise one quarter's revenue for all the contracts that were signed prior to Jan 30 and partial revenue on newly signed contracts. I'm no accountant but would assume that partial quarters are pro rata daily or monthly.

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    4. Re:I'd love to see the actual contracts. by Jaywalk · · Score: 2, Insightful
      EV1 paid over a million dollars to license the IP. I call that real money.
      Maybe. According to this article Stowell was saying that the deal was "worth seven figures altogether". That certainly sounds like EV1 wrote out a check for a million bucks, but -- being a naturally suspicious type (especially about anything coming from the mouth of a SCO employee) -- I don't think that actually is what happened. For example, the actual contract may pay SCO $100k per year over the next ten years for the IP they own in Linux, but if the Novell suit doesn't work out for SCO, EV1 can break the contract with no further repercussions. That way Stowell can sound off about a million dollar contract without EV1 ever actually shelling out a million dollars.

      The other thing I wonder about is the fact that SCO has only been suing SCO UNIX customers and former customers. F'rinstance, does anyone know if CA has a SCO UNIX license? If so, is the license for that bundled into the new license? It would make a big difference to the bottom line if CA already had to pay $4.9mil for a SCO UNIX license and $5mil for the new "plus Linux" one.

      Of course, maybe I just haven't been wearing my tinfoil hat enough lately. Still, I'd love to see the actual contracts.

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    5. Re:I'd love to see the actual contracts. by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      The SCOsource revenue has been significant this quarter. This will be reflected in the next 10Q. So far over 20 licensees have signed up for the program. Many more are expected soon, wait for announcements. BTW, now is not a good time to short the stock (actually it is never a good idea to short stock unless you are an experienced investor - so beware!)

    6. Re:I'd love to see the actual contracts. by BrynM · · Score: 2, Funny
      Therefore, that $20k statistic likely doesn't include any of the recently announced deals, that'll be in next quarter's release.
      I can see it now: "License revenue is up 300% this quarter..."
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    7. Re:I'd love to see the actual contracts. by whittrash · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I tried to buy a license. They refused to sell me one because I wasn't incorporated yet. I told them I was starting a small enterprise with a Linux web server that did not as yet exist, but was in the works. They even refused to give me information on what their product was and if it would protect me from a lawsuit. The only thing I got was this form letter.

      Dear Mr. [name witheld to protect me from getting sued],

      Thank you for your inquiry to obtain an SCO IP license. At this time, we have announced the license availability for commercial users only. If you wish to pursue a commercial IP license, please enclose the following information.

      Corporate Name, Corporate Phone and Address, Corporate officers names and titles, distribution of Linux and release/rev information. Once we have received your updated information, we will contact you with the purchase requirements.

      Thank you for your interest in SCO.

      SCO


      That was what they sent me in answer to a request about what their product was. I followed up but they did not respond to any correspondance I sent.

      I am not an expert in this kind of thing, but if I were a large company thinking about buying a license, I would think twice. Buying a license is more likely to get you involved in a lawsuit and it might violate the GPL, opening you up to a lawsuit from any developer who ever contributed to Linux and void your ability to use Linux and barring you from using Linux. You are better off paying a one time penalty than being bound by a SCO license. Buying a SCO license will not make your problems go away, it will only make them worse. Basically what they are doing is going around saying that WE WILL SUE YOU over copyright violations. But the license (which I later read because they finally released copy of it) only sells a useless/unnamed product called 'IP' and does not give any assurances and only restricts rights of Linux users. Read the fine print, you get NOTHING. It does not indemnify you. They are entirely geared towards going after and exploiting existing Linux users based on fear of a lawsuit, they are not geared at providing a service to potential users or a useful product that does something. Their license does not make a single hard claim to any specific Linux product and does nothing but restrict your rights.

      Only an idiot would buy this license. It is completely asinine. DO NOT BUY A LICENSE. It is an open ended legal liability.

    8. Re:I'd love to see the actual contracts. by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      I think the reason they want so much information to sell you a license is to use as leverage against you while working on the deal terms.

      Think about it - if they just posted volume prices on their website a company using linux on 10,000 workstations might look at the cost to insure them and say "no way - too much".

      Under SCO's current marketing practices, instead they don't know what the licenses will cost them (they know it will be less than 699/CPU though). Instead they have to first declare in writing to SCO that they are using 10,000 workstations with linux complete with version/distro information. Then they find out the price - but now if they don't sign on they've given SCO ammunition for a lawsuit. A companies best strategy right now is to go ahead and keep developing linux solutions, but to keep a low profile about it. Not to call up SCO and get into arguments.

  48. You're confused?? by GoofyBoy · · Score: 1

    For a second I thought that your post was mine. ;)

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  49. why is it a Word .doc? by ph43thon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can't find where it says who got this document or why it was even in the form of a Word doc. Why don't they spend some dollars for some software to barf out .pdf's instead..?

    p

  50. Wouldn't that be illegal... by myowntrueself · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    under the DMCA or something?

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  51. and yet somehow by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 5, Interesting

    somehow this happened.
    * SCO Group Inc (The) SCOX 11.66 +0.07 (0.60%)

    How? What idiot would buy stock now? Microsoft, in a last ditch attempt to give them a shread of crediability? People willing to take a million to one odds that they win any of these lawsuits?

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    1. Re:and yet somehow by humankind · · Score: 1

      I sure hope the SEC is investigating this. The whole movement of SCOX is extremely suspicious.

      Then again, perhaps the SEC is busy checking to see if Anna Nicole Smith is doing any insider trading.

    2. Re:and yet somehow by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I dunno, the fact that Microsoft's pouring hundreds of millions into SCO is probably a reason for a potential investor to be a little more confident in them. SCO is, sadly, not going to disappear tomorrow with friends like that.

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    3. Re:and yet somehow by yeremein · · Score: 2, Informative
      Don't read too much into that.

      The seven cents SCOX gained today are nothing compared with the nearly $2 it lost yesterday.

    4. Re:and yet somehow by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      How? What idiot would buy stock now?

      People have been saying that since this whole thing started. But think about it: anybody who got in when it started is rich now.

      You don't have to believe in the company to invest. You don't even have to believe they will win their lawsuits. All you have to believe is that others are going to invest after you do and take a chance of getting out at the right time. It might be too late now, but if it's still going up, maybe not.

    5. Re:and yet somehow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give them a break, maybe they have a fetish for expensive toilet paper...

    6. Re:and yet somehow by DaveAtFraud · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually the $2 loss yesterday is probably why there was a minor uptick today. There are a lot of "mechanical" traders who assume a big, one day downturn overstates how much a company's stock should be punished for a given news item. They pick up the stock the next day on the assumption the cooler heads will prevail and the stock will regain some of its dramatic loss.

      A lot of trading is done simply in response to a stock's momentum, average value, deviation from average, etc. It has very little to do with the long term prospects of the company.

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    7. Re:and yet somehow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Previous investigations of small movements in SCOX showed that some daytrader in Montana sold/bought 100 shares. This is an extremely low volume stock.

    8. Re:and yet somehow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What idiot would buy stock now?
      I admit, it was me. I have bought two from Chris. He is such a nice guy, but he started to cry like a child reading todays slashdot. He is fine now...
      Darl

    9. Re:and yet somehow by nelsonal · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's a pretty good assumption, the idea of short term over reaction/long term underreaction probably still nets you a decent return. But you're right a ton of volume is strictly based on very fleeting things, like momentum volume, support, the price of derivatives. It's rather amazing that the market works so well in the longer term.

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    10. Re:and yet somehow by elvesRgay · · Score: 1

      This could be a number of things. Ill informed people, people like you mentioned buying it to make it look better.

      I find it likely that there are alot of people shorting SCOX. That means that a third party loans a shorter the stock which they have to pay back at a latter date. For this service the third party charges a small fee. The shorter then sells the stock immediately (ussually all this is taken care of by your stock broker) leaving them owing the third party the stock they have barrowed. Eventually they have to BUY that stock to return it to the person they barrowed it from. If the stock goes down it costs less to pay back and they make money. But if the stock goes up they lose money because they have to pay it back. With too many people shorting a stock the price can go higher because everyone finds themselves having to buy the stock back to cover their short positions.

      This may be why SCOX doesn't go down as fast as it could go down.

    11. Re:and yet somehow by SQLz · · Score: 1

      They are called the Canopy group. This has been discussed before. Members of the Canopy group and their numerous shell companies are pretty much the only ones buying and selling.

    12. Re:and yet somehow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They pick up the stock the next day on the assumption the cooler heads will prevail and the stock will regain some of its dramatic loss.

      It's called a dead cat bounce

      Drop a cat from enough height and it will bounce.

    13. Re:and yet somehow by axxackall · · Score: 1
      "Insiders" made "Sell-short" yesterday selling stock they didn't have (on margin). Today some of them "buy-to-compensate-the-margin", the other will compensate tomorrow.

      The other moving factor is the market in general: when other simiral (but bigger) stocks are going up or down, it drug small stocks as well, even without any fundamental reason.

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  52. A connection? by Viggeh! · · Score: 4, Funny

    Doesnt this prove what many of us knew? Stupid, evil people use stupid evil applications...

    1. Re:A connection? by El · · Score: 1

      Stupid, evil people use stupid evil applications. And so do intelligent, well meaning people... mostly because they are forced to do so by their workplace.

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      "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  53. SCO on crack by morcheeba · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In seeking relief from the courts, the original version of the document also said that it sought: "impounding all Linux software products in the custody or control of Defendant through the pendency of these proceedings;"

    What kind of drug were they on when they thought that a court would allow them to impound all "linux software products" (impounding the hardware would be easier) before the trial had been decided? Proving irreperable harm to SCO would be very hard, and taking all of these computers from BofA would cause incredible harm. No judge would allow such a thing.

    Which makes me wonder... who even suggested this - SCO management or their lawyers? Is the management that clueless/reckless?

    1. Re:SCO on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO can't afford crack - they are spending all money on lawyers...

      lawyers who are buying crack...

      They should just cut out the middle man and buy crack themselves... we'd all be much happier.

    2. Re:SCO on crack by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      impound all "linux software products" (impounding the hardware would be easier) They'd have problems making impounding of the hardware stick since they are only claiming ownership of the software. Remember SCO fans that this is "pump and dump", the soundbites they're generating don't have to be rational. They just have to sound impressive to Bush-voters types.

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    3. Re:SCO on crack by morcheeba · · Score: 1

      I meant in a practical way, not a legal way. Removing linux from a computer would render it pretty inoperable until you got linux back on or spent a significant portion of time porting code. (depends on the applications, of course). You might as well suck the non-linux stuff off the drives and hand over the drives, so when BofA wins the case, they can be up-and-running without messing up the chance to reinstall linux. Of course, it's all crazy. BofA wouldn't want to give the data on their drives to SCO, either.

    4. Re:SCO on crack by Brandybuck · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They just have to sound impressive to Bush-voters types.

      I wish you children would just grow up and get a life. You don't have to make every uuterance of yours be an attack against Bush.

      If you put your silly CNN thinking points aside for just a second, you'll realize that most of the anti-consumer IP crap that has come down the pike this decade has been from the D-for-Disney side of the aisle.

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      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    5. Re:SCO on crack by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I dont know. IANAL but law in the USA seems to be completely capable of such stupidity. Think, the DMCA can be used to force an ISP to take a file down after an accusation -- no trial... no opportunity for defense.

      in short, plutocracy has undermined justice in america. get ready for the real ass-pounding as they *REALLY* get bold.

    6. Re:SCO on crack by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 1
      The anti-consumer IP crap just happened because of historical coincidence. Clinton just happened to be in power when it happened.

      At least Clinton could be made happy with an off-side blowjob. He didn't need to kill people to fulfil his egotrip.

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    7. Re:SCO on crack by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Gee, I guess you don't remember that whole aspirin factory thing, do you?

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  54. The tag line should be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    ... Microsoft Word bites SCO in the a**.

    :-D

  55. Guess this came out too late for them by WarForge · · Score: 3, Informative
    1. Re:Guess this came out too late for them by Lord+Omlette · · Score: 1

      GODDAMMIT, you're ruining it for us! It would have been too much for them to say "we haxx0red their b0x and look what we found!" No, they had to go and tell SCO how they did it. Now what're the odds we will ever get juicy gossip like this again?

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  56. Isn't DaimlerChrysler 50% german now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's hope they'll remember this... and let's see what effect it will have in US courts.

  57. any links to the copy of the word document? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Looking here I don't see one yet? Any mirror sites for this?

  58. Re:Moron by gnutechguy · · Score: 0, Troll

    You talk tuff mister anonymous fucking coward. Go fuck yourself!

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  59. Bank of America? by HogGeek · · Score: 0
    I'm wondering why they were initially targeted?

    According to Netcraft, they run Solaris, and have been for a long time...

    1. Re:Bank of America? by LMCBoy · · Score: 5, Funny

      Headline: "Computers Purported To Be Used For Something Besides Serving Webpages"!

      Film at 11.

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    2. Re:Bank of America? by leifm · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm willing to bet that BOA has a few more servers lurking around... I could be wrong but I'll put a buck on it.

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      "Windows Me offers tremendous reliability and stability improvements..." -- Paul Thurott
    3. Re:Bank of America? by fr0dicus · · Score: 0

      Perhaps because what a company runs on its web server has ABSOLUTELY FUCK ALL to do with what it runs on its actual network.

    4. Re:Bank of America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      (Sorry for the anonymous post... none of this is confidential but I'd still like to keep my name separate from it...)

      1. We use AIX. Heavily. Like most banks do.
      2. We're rolling out Linux right now. I'm personally involved in this deployment, and we have made a big deal out of it, going as far as making a presentation at the last LWE about our Linux plans.

    5. Re:Bank of America? by nano2nd · · Score: 1

      You can't just look at Netcraft and determine what a company is using. This is just their web servers. For any large enterprise, this is usually the tip of the iceberg.

      What about their back-office systems? File and print? Workstations?

    6. Re:Bank of America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      FWIW, the BOFA branch I walk by every day is running W2K on their desktops. Not that it matters, because they are basically using them as dumbterms.

    7. Re:Bank of America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > 1. We use AIX. Heavily. Like most banks do.

      Yeah, unfortunately it is used quite a bit here isn't it. The bank is in bed with ibm, big time so they use aix even when it makes absolutely no sense. This is probably why they were going to sue the bank because they were buying Unix/AIX licenses from IBM after SCO revoked IBM's Unix license.

      >2. We're rolling out Linux right now.

      I wish we were. I have been pushing hard for linux to replace aix (smit happens!) but to no avail. Fortunately most of the servers i use run Solaris which is by far a better OS than AIX. Solaris is still very popular here it is probably as widely used as AIX is, if not more so.

  60. Re: Ironic by El · · Score: 1

    No. If they were using Open Office to sue Linux companies, that would be ironic. The fact that they are using MS-Word just proves that they don't eat their own dog food -- perhaps they find Unix distasteful.

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  61. Why bother? Just do this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    CTRL-A
    CTRL-C
    CTRL-N
    CTRL-V
    CTRL-S
    supply new file name and hit

    Phew, that was tough.

    1. Re:Why bother? Just do this ... by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2, Informative

      That doesn't work; it brings all the trash along with it.

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      Yeah, right.
    2. Re:Why bother? Just do this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Select All may copy everything but highlighting just the text and copying does not. Go ahead and test it out. I just did. That is actually a common trick in both Word and in Excel with Shared documents. You can cut file size in half that way.

    3. Re:Why bother? Just do this ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It will bring change tracking information (if enabled), but it does clear the Undo History.

    4. Re:Why bother? Just do this ... by Safety+Cap · · Score: 2, Interesting
      After you save it, do a "recover text" on the file (in word: file, open, file type: recover text), and you'll see all the crap like the last 10 editors of the file, autorecover locations, save locations (server/share/directory), etc.

      All this makes it easy to do "remote network discovery" on some poor sap's company. Oh, and for those IE exploits that rely on a known filename/location, this makes it a snap to "discover" a file location, and then do a little social engineering to get your victem to go to mal.com and click on a link...

      Thank you, Microsoft! What do you want to expose today?

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  62. HEY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you forgot the rimshot :)

    1. Re:HEY! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I thought Sassan was some weird Canadian type rimshot, you know, like the drums up there go "Sassan!" "Sassan!", which, truth be told, would be kind of annoying, yes, but then I looked up a ways on the post and noticed that "Sassan" was actually the "name" of the poster, and that he had the gaul to actually gyp us out the the rimshot and head straight on over to the sig, I mean, no warning, no nothing, not even a simple line break, can you believe it? But my theory is that he...err Sassan... simply got way too excited by the idea that he was gonna deliver this great joke and rake in the ol' Karma like leaves in Autumn, and that his hands just started trembling and his heart started pounding wildly, when suddenly his brain let out a booming "BRRRRRRT!", followed closely by "BRRRRRrrrt. brrrrt. brt.", and thus, he forgot the rimshot.

      Just my 2 cents.

      And it was a good joke, BTW.

  63. Infoworld article == old news by whoever57 · · Score: 1
    The Infoworld article gives us the names we have all known for days or weeks:
    CA, Questar Corp. and Leggett & Platt plus the recently announced EV1.

    Nothing new there.

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    1. Re:Infoworld article == old news by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      No, these licensees are new and were announced yesterday.

  64. Whosawhat? by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Caldera?!!! What's vulcanism have to do with UNIX? Cmdr Spock was half human!

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    the preceding comment is my own and in no way reflects the opinion of the Joint Chiefs of Staff

    1. Re:Whosawhat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cmdr Spock was half human!

      Just like McBride!

  65. Re:Insane or bought? Or is there another option? by Quila · · Score: 1

    One possibility is that they're buying licenses so that SCO can be nailed for fraud when its case for owning Linux folds. Not likely, but it makes me smile.

  66. Re:Moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go fuck yourself, Mr Holier-than-thou moron!

    You got owned and now you're mad!

    Go cry me a river.

  67. Thats strange by FS1 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I just opened a few word documents i have on my computer and apparently i have this option to track changes turned off by default. What kind of moron would turn on such a feature? Im pretty sure i didn't turn it off, and had forgotten the feature had existed until this article.

    Oh well sucks to be stupid like SCO. How many stupid things have they done now? I don't think i can count it on both hands anymore.

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  68. Re:Proof of an MS backdoor? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
    Is this running the document through 'strings'?

    Sorry...never read the MS office for dummies book...

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  69. SCO case coming into focus finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    While many may see this latest round as another spasm in the twitching SCo corpse. I see it finally making some sense.

    these latest cases in SCO is suing their former clients make sense and bring clarity to SCOs assertions.

    Imagine it from SCOs point of view. They see a flood of customers running from Unixware to the free linux. They want to stop that. They think, Linux came up to speed so quickly to an enterprise level something smells fishy. There would be tonnes and tonnes of kernel, network and library issues to have ironed out. Yet people are making seemless conversions.

    Ergo they realize people are copyying the code to speed the results. Now who to sue. You could sue your clients who are copying the libraries for comaptibility. or you could sue linux because they are not your customer.

    So you decide to sue linux, assuming linux copied stuff just like your clients did. Your corporate culture despises Open Source so its not hard to get the blinders on, make rash accusations.

    You find some smoking guns and start down that road. Then you decide to draw in IBM since they were selling the migration as a bussiness model and they just stiffed you on your last best hope for a collborative bussniess.

    but then suddenly you realize you made some mistakes, maybe there was not as much copying as you thought. And what ther eis will vanish the moment its revealed. So if there is a case here its against IBM for assiting the copies and porting for clients to linux. And since linux is a disperse target, go for the end users without licences indemnities.

    Finally you bite the bullet and realize your after the wrong smelly fish. Its not linux or IBM since they have the manpower to and skill to make honest clean versions. its your clients who would not have had the manpower to do the conversions without cheating. Some lazy programmer copied code to speed the library conversions. Sue the clients!!!

    While I'm doubtful of copying in the kernel, since its a hotly scrutinzed area, I would not be surpise to find copying in underfunded corporate backwaters such as migration libraries, in which core, boring compatibility issues in uixware had to be translated to Linux and some programmer got lazy or pressed for time.

    Maybe SCo is finally going to create a winable case.

    1. Re:SCO case coming into focus finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
      or you could sue linux because they are not your customer...

      So you decide to sue linux, assuming linux copied stuff just like your clients did.


      How, exactly, do you "sue Linux". Linux itself is not a company. Linus Torvalds owns the trademark, but that's it. There is no "Linux" to sue, unless you're going to take an inanimate object (code) to court.

      Sometimes you guys just amaze me.
    2. Re:SCO case coming into focus finally by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Faced with an old can of worms, do you
      a) copy the can and try to fix the copy? or
      b) take the opportunity to create your own fresh can of worms?

      Methinks there may be rather less to be found than SCO expects.

    3. Re:SCO case coming into focus finally by thisgooroo · · Score: 2, Interesting
      the only focus i can detect in the autozone, daimler cases and whatever was revealed about there BoA preparations is
      1. sue former customers that have gone to IBM
      2. avoid mentioning SCO code ending up in the linux kernel, rather bring up unrelated issues
      3. try to tie it to linux in press releases

      they might have some success getting media attention, but i strongly doubt that this will get them anywhere in court

    4. Re:SCO case coming into focus finally by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like acid talking here... very nice ;)

    5. Re:SCO case coming into focus finally by jfdawes · · Score: 1

      You're assuming the industry wasn't (and still isn't) full of people who are
      a) lazy
      b) inexperienced
      c) incompetant
      d) cheap
      e) smart enough to know how to cut and paste and do global search/replace.

      You could rephrase something like this:

      Faced with an old can of worms you don't really understand do you
      a) copy the can and try to fix the copy, changing as little real code as possible in the hopes you don't break it? or
      b) spend far too much time untangling the worms and breaking the can in a vain attempt to understand enough of it to port it while being pressured by deadlines and budgets? or
      c) admit to your boss you don't really understand this and that he should have spent the money to hire someone who does? or
      d) quietly outsource the thing to someone who knows how to fix it and costs less than you do?

    6. Re:SCO case coming into focus finally by SQLz · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      So you decide to sue linux

      5 insightful? Your a f-ing moron.

  70. Re:Insane or bought? Or is there another option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmm... this might sound weird.. but although I dislike SCO for suing Linux users..I certainly have no sympathy for big companies like these that absolutely have BIG bucks and don't give anything back to the Linux/opensource community.

    At leat the money from closed source software is used to hire developers.. on opensource it seems all the money saved goes into making rich people richer. Something's wrong .... :(

  71. dangerous path by MrLint · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have to wonder WTF SCO is thinking. do they really think that going into BoA and possibly shutting down a bank by confiscating their stuff is going to do them any good? What bank would continue to do business with them after that kind of action. Not to mention that it's going to take a lot more goons than SCO can muster to walk about with bank computer equipment.

    1. Re:dangerous path by glpierce · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't think "shutting down a bank" is possible in this sort of case. They could force BoA to change software by a certain date several months/years down the road, but I don't think the courts are going to let something as vital as banking be impeded by a copyright violation. Bank computer equipment is simply not going anywhere - nobody short of a federal agency (FBI, DoJ, etc.) would be allowed near it.

      Lawsuits have gotten out of hand, but the courts and government haven't necessarily gotten less intelligent (keep your politics to yourself). While companies and individuals can duke it out for cash, infrastructure and the economy will not be allowed to lapse.

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      G
    2. Re:dangerous path by MrLint · · Score: 1

      Well 'impounding' is clearly no the same as a settlement to change software. So assuming they had the clout to rip out their servers as 'evidence' (which they dont) it would infect be shutting them down. Recall that ISp that essentially was erased off the map when their servers were impounded.

      The point is SCO has gone megalomaniacal. They thank they can do anything say anything and its all true.

  72. Re:Moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does that feel like?

  73. Not true -- seriously! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The KKK and some other interesting organisations host in EV1's datacenter. I'm sure that's not the kind of relationship you meant but it's funny because there is in fact a relationship between them :)

    1. Re:Not true -- seriously! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      No relationship there.

      Name: web.kkklan.com
      Address: 198.77.57.132

      ABCS ONLINE ABCS-52-13 (NET-198-77-52-0-1) 198.77.52.0 - 198.77.61.255

      OrgName: ABCS ONLINE
      OrgID: ABCS
      Address: 2700 South 25th Street
      City: Terre Haute
      StateProv: IN
      PostalCode: 47802
      Country: US

      NetRange: 198.77.52.0 - 198.77.61.255
      CIDR: 198.77.52.0/22, 198.77.56.0/22, 198.77.60.0/23
      NetName: ABCS-52-13
      NetHandle: NET-198-77-52-0-1
      Parent: NET-198-76-0-0-1
      NetType: Reassigned
      Comment:
      RegDate: 2002-08-14
      Updated: 2002-08-14

      TechHandle: MC1728-ARIN
      TechName: Cialdella, Matthew
      TechPhone: +1-812-232-1208
      TechEmail: matthewc@abcs.com

    2. Re:Not true -- seriously! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Funny. An Italian is the tech contact for the KKK. What a short memory span and lack of understanding about history these racists have.

    3. Re:Not true -- seriously! by xScruffx · · Score: 1

      As somebody who attended university in Terre Haute, IN, this does nothing aside from confirm my belief that it is the Armpit of America.

      xScruffx

    4. Re:Not true -- seriously! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget that they fought together for the most part of a war.

    5. Re:Not true -- seriously! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What war? The KKK is independant of the Nazis, and was anti-Catholic and anti-Italian.

    6. Re:Not true -- seriously! by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      Yup. Welcome to southern Indiana.

  74. Was Taco so excited by skintigh2 · · Score: 1

    he didn't have time to preview?

  75. In other news, that SCO-Microsoft memo was legit.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative
    www.opensource.org/halloween/halloween10.html

    On March 4th SCO, within 24 hours of publication, I received word from Steven J. Vaughan at eWEEK.com that SCO had confirmed that the memo is legitimate.

  76. I selected "Plain Old Text", damnit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    (So why slashcode did it treat "Enter" with braces as a tag?)

    Anyway ... supply new file name and hit Enter

    1. Re:I selected "Plain Old Text", damnit! by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      <ENTER>

      becomes

      <ENTER>

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      I am a programmer. I am paid to produce syntax not grammar. Deal with it.
    2. Re:I selected "Plain Old Text", damnit! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you mean angle brackets, use the less than and greater than HTML entities to make them appear.
      &lt; for <
      &gt; for >
    3. Re:I selected "Plain Old Text", damnit! by B3ryllium · · Score: 1

      Plain Old Text just runs an nl2br style function on the input; you need to use "Extrans" if you want to show up properly.

  77. typcial m$ response by kraksmoka · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    rather than address the root of an issue (buggy software that crashes alot) m$ would rather write swiss cheese and sell it (software that recovers well from its many crashes). of course, this leads to bloat.

    i'm sure there's recipies for pasta, and other monstrosities buried in that zillion lines of winbloze code. but at least it recovers from all those crashes.

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  78. Re: Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means." -- The Princess Bride

  79. In other news, that leaked memo was legit... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    link

    On March 4th SCO, within 24 hours of publication, I received word from Steven J. Vaughan at eWEEK.com that SCO had confirmed that the memo is legitimate.

  80. From Microsoft themselves: by burgburgburg · · Score: 1
    Office 2003/XP Add-in: Remove Hidden Data

    That's assuming you trust Microsoft to clean up the mess they created in the first place.

  81. A pattern by FraggedSquid · · Score: 1

    I think I see a pattern, Damiler, IBM, thinking about Bank of America. The strategy would seem to be "lets find a company with deep, deep pickets, legions lawers already on the payroll and sue them". Perhaps they will go after the NSA next, as it would seem that they have also been naughty Secure Linux

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  82. MIT and CIT too by 110010001000 · · Score: 0, Troll

    MIT and CIT have also announced their licensing of the IP.

    1. Re:MIT and CIT too by andy666 · · Score: 0, Troll

      Even more Ironic, the Finish Royal Institute, where Linus Torvalds went has announced that they are going to buy licenses!!!

    2. Re:MIT and CIT too by 110010001000 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Where did you read this??? So far, no one outside of the U.S. has been paying their license fees.

    3. Re:MIT and CIT too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most universities have have "SCO licenses" for UNIX source code for decades.

    4. Re:MIT and CIT too by andy666 · · Score: 1

      Yes but that those are for unix, not Linux.

    5. Re:MIT and CIT too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think that's clear at at all. The only thing reported is "SCOSource" licenses, which could mean anything.

      My guess is that these unis just renewed their old UNIX licences, and SCO is misusing their names in a press release.

    6. Re:MIT and CIT too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finland was never a kingdom. So nothing royal there.

    7. Re:MIT and CIT too by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      No, the SCOSource license is a specific license that SCO announced when this mess started. It is meant to be used to license the SCO IP that apparently exists in Linux. You can read about this on http://www.sco.com

    8. Re:MIT and CIT too by Hezu · · Score: 1

      Non-sense. Even as alma mater of mr. Torvalds was once called Imperial Alexander University in Finland there is nothing royal in today's University of Helsinki or Republic of Finland...

    9. Re:MIT and CIT too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, until we see some real reporting on these university licenses, there's nothing really to discuss.

    10. Re:MIT and CIT too by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      They will be announced publically this week, so stay tuned. They are one of the 20 licensees that have joined the program.

      I am sure Slashdot will cover the announcements as they happen! :-)

  83. Re: Ironic by FreeUser · · Score: 3, Funny

    And no, I don't find it *anything*. Here in the real world, people use Word.

    Here in the real world people use Open Office, and do not suffer from these issues. Just goes to show that some of us in the real world make smarter decisions than others of us also inhabiting the real world. Go figure.

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  84. SCUMGROUP threatens actions by segment · · Score: 1

    Lawsuit bloodbaths
    Durle McLame
    CEO SCUMGROUP

    I say according to logic, if everyone cross sues everyone for everything and countersues those countersuing, will the DOJ label them as Suers of Mass Destruction? On the flip side this could work out for everyone, if everyone spends all their money suing one another, eventually everyone will run out of money then we won't have to hear about anything lawsuit.

    We henceforth move on with our plans to sue our lawyers

  85. MS Software "feature" reveals SCO's evil plans by JohnnyCannuk · · Score: 4, Funny

    ..Down on the farm, we call that karma.

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    1. Re:MS Software "feature" reveals SCO's evil plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your Momma slept with the Dogma just to get some Karma

    2. Re:MS Software "feature" reveals SCO's evil plans by dbIII · · Score: 1

      I think this is a good example to show to the next person in my organisation that wants to send a business communication in word format. Almost everything sent out where I work is in PDF format. What is the point of sending a contract out to a client in word when they can modify the price themselves, print it out and dispute the contract?

  86. Re:I received a subpoena from SCO by ChaoticLimbs · · Score: 1

    You should have gone with a user friendly distribution for your first linux installation. I would recommend Mandrake, Suse, or Redhat/Fedora. Also, this is either a completely off-topic and idiotic post.
    After subsequently viewing your previous posts, I have concluded that you are a troll. Welcome to my foes list.

  87. Re: Ironic by kundor · · Score: 1
    "Here in the real world, people use Word."

    Damn...I've been living in some sort of fantasy world all my life. I should have known; the clues were all there: the weird feelings of deja vu, the fact that everything was just too perfect. Open source has been like a dream...and how can you tell if you're having a dream if you never wake up?

    Thank you for opening my eyes, stratjakt. Now I have seen the real world for what it is...a vast, dead wasteland ruled by soulless monsters.

    Just please don't go around shirtless giving inane speeches about not being afraid.

  88. Worst feature ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I know the change tracking feature has some uses, but the security problems it can result in just scare me. This incident is the perfect example. Why doesn't microsoft have a simple button or menu item labelled "Publish" that creates a file containing only what you see. No change tracking. No meta data. Just the document.

    I think a better option is to keep the document in source control though. Has anybody out there intentionally picked a source control system for their Word documents over the built-in change tracking? How has that worked out?

    1. Re:Worst feature ever by spitzak · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Revision tracking is quite useful.

      But what they need is "print as a pdf" like every other word processor in the world has. Or "email this as pdf".

      Not only would this strip out the incriminating evidence (without destroying it for you) this would also make it much more difficult for a receiver to edit the document to say anything they wanted. The document will also look correct even if viewed on a machine with different fonts.

      Of course Microsoft will not do this because they want their Word lock-in. They make sure that you have to be a complete Guru to do anything with Word other than store Word and print it on an actual piece of paper.

  89. Re:Insane or bought? Or is there another option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not *that* surprised about CA, to be honest.

    Once did some contract work for them. A one year job had to be completed in two months because they had spent 10 months playing politics for who got to manage the project, and forgot to allocate anyone to do the work.

    This company is about as self aware as World Wide Wickets, and I can totally see some clueless executive making the deal without consulting upper management or lawyers.

  90. bang bang bang by trolman · · Score: 1

    (sound of SCO' coffin being nailed shut)

  91. A lawyer by rfreynol · · Score: 1

    Red-lining documents is what they do... although most use a third-party tool called Redliner to do it, so the other parties can't change their comments.

  92. Please make a dedicated SCO section... by arashiakari · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...so we can TURN IT OFF.

    "And in other news, gravity continues to pull things together!"

    1. Re:Please make a dedicated SCO section... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The easiest way would be to not click on the fucking link.

  93. solution: Mac OSX metadata remover by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    Mac OSX comes with textedit which can read most simple word documents. But it does not parse complex ones or metadata. This last bit is a feature not a bug: open the document in TextEdit, if it renders well, save it again. and poof a clean document

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  94. Slack Code in .doc by mackermacker · · Score: 3, Funny

    open my resume in a hex editor and read the slack code, which says "fuck you if your paranoid enough to open this document in a hex editor. Maybey SCO should do the same.

    1. Re:Slack Code in .doc by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      if your paranoid enough

      See, that's where you're making a mistake - misspeelings in a resume are always a reason to immediately bin them.

    2. Re:Slack Code in .doc by sockit2me9000 · · Score: 1

      And then they'd pass after they see you can't use contractions.... of course Data couldn't either... but do THEY know that?

    3. Re:Slack Code in .doc by dankney · · Score: 1

      Insightful criticism from someone who can't keep a sentence in one tense.

    4. Re:Slack Code in .doc by Myopic · · Score: 1

      if it's your resume, I hope you used "you're" instead of "your"

  95. WTF is going on? by bogie · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I cannot believe companies are caving in to SCO and paying these bogus licensing fees. Can you believe Questar's logic?

    "Our usage of (Linux) is so small and isolated that's why we went ahead and signed the contract.,"

    The more companies that pay the more Linux looks like a tainted OS that is no longer Free.

    I knew the whole IBM v SCO thing wasn't going to be a quick and dirty affair. I knew SCO would be getting help from Microsoft to fund its legal offensive. I never thought companies would be dumb enough to pay for IP which is contested. For the love of God why are they paying? Say Fuck You to SCO and let them sue you if they want money. No judge will pass judgment against you or even let the case go forward until SCO can prove via the IBM case their IP claims. Who are the lawyers for these companies that are saying its better to pay? Fire their asses and hire someone with a clue.

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    1. Re:WTF is going on? by addaon · · Score: 1

      Hey, don't knock Questar. I just mailed them a bill for $1200 for "services rendered." I expect my check this time next week.

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    2. Re:WTF is going on? by Whatchamacallit · · Score: 1

      For the same exact reason that SPAM is still working for the Spammers. Somebody somewhere is actually stupid enough to buy stuff after being Spammed!

      So why wouldn't a company be stupid enough to pay for a worthless license?

      I see stupid spending all the time. We have bought millions of dollars of site licenses and then never used them! They really didn't need a site license but they bought it anyway. Then they killed the project later on and the software just sits there collecting dust.

      Hell, if they would just do a serious spending audit for the last several years, they could find enough money to avoid outsourcing IT!

      Stupid! Stupid! Stupid! No wonder Microsloth fears the guy in a garage somewhere! They know some lone engineer could out do them easily and it all comes down to the company culture and red tape.

    3. Re:WTF is going on? by 16K+Ram+Pack · · Score: 2, Funny

      Anyone have an address in Questar? Some Nigerian friends of mine have a business proposition for them.

    4. Re:WTF is going on? by Spamdrew · · Score: 1

      Did anyone else notice that SCO *ONLY* made $20,000 last *QUARTER*? I work for a really small company, and if we only pulled 20K a quarter, we couldn't pay rent, much less payroll.

  96. BULLSHIT, MOD GRANDPARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUD and crap, nothing to see.

  97. Handcrafted links? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Posted by CmdrTaco on Thursday March 04, @04:04PM from the now-this-is-just-scary dept. jfruhlinger writes "Ah, the joys of 'track changes' in MS Word: metadata in a document obtained by Cnet reveals some earlier plans by SCO's legal team. Among them: to sue in February (their original target date), to sue Bank of America, to 'impound ... all Linux software products in the custody or control of Defendant through the pendency of these proceedings', and to accuse in court 'Linus Torvalds and/or others' of 'inclusion into one or more distributions of Linux with the copyright management information intentionally removed.' Good stuff." Also, SCO has A HREF="http://www.infoworld.com/article/04/03/04/HN cascolicensee_1.html">announced a few new licensees including Computer Associates.


    Hmmm... a broken link... .It's interesting to note that each and every link contained within a 'story' is handcrafted, the old-fashioned way. :)

  98. Warning: Bad pun alert by El · · Score: 1

    Worse yet, if they keep suing everyone, how long will it be before someone commits suercide?

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    1. Re:Warning: Bad pun alert by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1

      Argh.

      I've said it before and I'll say it again - we need two new moderation categories:

      1. "-1 (Bad Pun)"
      2. "+1 (Bad Pun)"
      ...
  99. CA: where software products go to die by decsnake · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Maybe CA will buy them. CA seems to have somehow built a business by buying up software products that are never heard of again. In the case of SCO Unix that would be a good thing.

  100. Re: Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, and some journalists found some similar hidden information from the Ken Starr Report WPD file -- mostly names of chicks Clinton had screwed.

  101. 1st national matress by Hoplite3 · · Score: 1

    SCO banks with First National Matress (FNM). They have a "Queen" sized account.

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    1. Re:1st national matress by nelsonal · · Score: 1

      Dang, now I have to move all my money, I don't want it associated with such rag tag filth. I suppose I'll put it in my safe, with the same combination as my luggage.

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    2. Re:1st national matress by petabyte · · Score: 1

      I suppose I'll put it in my safe, with the same combination as my luggage.

      Let me guess? 1-2-3-4-5?

  102. Re: Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, preserving Undo history when the file is closed was supposed to be a "Feature", not an "Issue".

    I'm actually rather surprised that OpenOffice does not do this -- every other commercial-quality word processor does. Or maybe OO does do it, and you don't know what you are talking about.

  103. Re: Ironic by Spudley · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Ah yes. *That*, my friends, is irony. :-D

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  104. Re:and yet somehow - shorting stock by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
    Remember, in order to short a stock you have to get it from someone that has it.
    IANAB(roker) but maybe it moved up because there's so many demands to short stock that brokerages don't own that they're buying it to make available. Ah the hilarity.

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  105. maybe... by segment · · Score: 1

    that's where that urban legend comes from... Alligators in the Suer

  106. Re: Ironic by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

    I don't like your TV show.

  107. Acrobat is Your Friend! by JLester · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This is why any corporate documents that will be dessiminated outside the company should always be converted to Acrobat. It's the policy for many sites for this very reason.

    Jason

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    1. Re:Acrobat is Your Friend! by pe1chl · · Score: 2, Informative

      Acrobat is a product, not a format. Portable Document Format (PDF) is what you mean.

    2. Re:Acrobat is Your Friend! by GSVNoFixedAbode · · Score: 1

      You don't have any friends! Nooobody likes you!

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    3. Re:Acrobat is Your Friend! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why use the Adobe product to create PDFs anyway? Ghostscript works for me.

  108. CA or M$? by kkovach24 · · Score: 1

    After hearing about the possible involvement of Microsoft in the SCO lawsuits, I had this thought.

    What are the chances that Microsoft is behind anyone buying SCO licenses? Could they some how end up giving money to Computer Associates in order to buy SCO licenses and further fund SCO, as well as attempt to give credit to their claims?

    - Kevin

    1. Re:CA or M$? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is a mass conspiracy. Couldn't it possibly be the fact that these companies have seen SCO's evidence and decided that they have a valid claim? Naw, not possible here on slashdot!

    2. Re:CA or M$? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So far all of SCO's "evidence" leaked out has been shown to be false. Of course, that doesn't mean all of it is false. (It also seems SCO is claiming to own all unix-like functionality.)

      A better interpretation of current events would be that since SCO is suing companies (the legitimatcy of the suits are another issue) the companies buying licenses are doing so to keep from potentially being dragged into a law suit.

      That is they're paying protection money.

    3. Re:CA or M$? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      If the evidence is so obviously false, why would they bother paying MILLIONS in "protection money"? All these companies have seen the evidence and they have been ponying up the dough. I am getting worried.

    4. Re:CA or M$? by spitzak · · Score: 1

      Where is the proof that the amounts of money is "millions"

      Somehow SCO only made $20,000. That is the only number that has been reported.

    5. Re:CA or M$? by 110010001000 · · Score: 1

      That was only last quarters figures. The next 10Q will show millions in licensing fees for the current quarter.

    6. Re:CA or M$? by spitzak · · Score: 1

      So a "single lump payment" made last November is not reported on last quarter's figures? Maybe the SEC should look at this...

  109. Bank of America? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're still running OS/2!

    Seriously. Go there. Look at their PCs. Exclusively OS/2.

  110. Battle of the ages ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I get the feeling that all the recent news of SCO vs. Linux that it is really a question of good versus evil (linux is good). There are all of these companies attacking Linux and open source software to try to minimize or stop the Linux / OSS movement. Make no mistake, this is a battle between good and evil, because it could someday be "One Operating System to Rule Them All, and in the Darkness Bind Them".

  111. Legal Evidence ... by Sonic+McTails · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, this data, eventhough hidden from view normally, can be entered in a case directly against SCO. There was a similar case where Laywer A was attempting to setting with Laywer B, and there client was going to settle on a much higher amount, but Laywer B had them decrease it ... and you guessed it, they were using MS Word, so the orginial text of the higher amount was saved, and got sent to Laywer A, who noticed it, and then was able to force Laywer B and his client to settle on the higher amount. I could see this being entered as SCO was attempting to sue anyone, once there was ANY shred of proof the company was connected to Linux. This might just be another nail in the box for SCO, and for once, I have to say thanks to Micro$oft because there "feature" (and I use that term lightly) might just help SCO loose.

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  112. Re:NO WAY, MOD ANCESTOR UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No FUD there, only thoughtful speculation.

  113. NO, DO NOT DO THAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I work in a company that uses a mix of code as well as we write our own. Some of it is under BSD, others LGPL, and of course, GPL. I myself encourage this, but I always push that we need to obey the licenses. What I have found funny is that 2 people here are weak coders and basically like to steal GPL based code and say that putting it in a product we will give us a leg up. I have been fighting a huge battle on it and have finally won. But it was a close battle. In fact, the management wanted to go with the others, but it was myself and a lawyer who convince them to simply change the model.

    I suspect that This goes on more than most realize. I would suspect that a number of small companies are "getting a leg up" in this fashion. So no, do not mod down.

    1. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by pclminion · · Score: 4, Informative
      So, you have employees in your company who verifiably enjoy ripping off GPL code against the license, and you actually trust them when they say "Okay, okay, we won't do that anymore?"

      The people in question need to be fired immediately. They will bring ruin on your company.

    2. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They will bring ruin on your company.

      And so at last the beast fell and the unbelievers rejoiced. But all was not lost, for from the ash rose a great bird. The bird gazed down upon the unbelievers and cast fire and thunder upon them. For the beast had been reborn with its strength renewed, and the followers of Mammon cowered in horror.

      from The Book of Mozilla, 7:15

    3. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by boudie · · Score: 1

      You mean like the Kiss vs MPlayer problem: http://www.mplayerhq.hu/homepage/design3/news.html

    4. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He caught them before, obviously.

      I would assume he's going to catch them again if they do (and, since he has the company lawyer on his side...)

    5. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, Darl. Your comments are always welcome here. Say hello to Billy for me, won't you?

    6. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by jack_csk · · Score: 0

      Hmm... I guess one of the bird tranformed into a fox recently

    7. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      So, you have employees in your company who verifiably enjoy ripping off GPL code against the license, and you actually trust them when they say "Okay, okay, we won't do that anymore?"
      The people in question need to be fired immediately. They will bring ruin on your company.

      But before you do that, please provide your company's identity, location, and all of the copyright violators' personal information. Just curious, really. Love, Darl McB.

    8. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by Jah-Wren+Ryel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You would be amazed how poorly the GPL and other Free licenses are understood by the staff - managerial and especially technical - at most companies that do software development. I believe there are a couple of factors that explain the ignorance - on the managerial side, it takes a major change in mindset to "get" the idea of the GPL, most managers just have not gone through the process yet.

      On the technical side, far too many developers are stereotypical "heads-down," "why do I have to take history/literature/philosophy/etc courses at college when I am here for a computer science degree?" types who don't know and don't want to know the way the licenses work - instead it's, "if the code is there, it must be free."

      Neither are valid excuses, but the point is basically, "never attribute to malice what can be easily explained by stupidity."

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    9. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most likely, the company is just using the software internally (like 90% of all software projects). In that case, they are not violating the GPL.

    10. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, We moved to a service model which is allowed under the GPL. So no, I no longer have an issue with this (even though I do think that one of them should be gone just for being worthless). On the plus side, I will be making sure that code goes back to the groups. It is only fair.

    11. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You would be amazed how poorly the GPL and other Free licenses are understood by the staff - managerial and especially technical - at most companies that do software development.

      Actually, everybody understood it. That is what I found interesting. They just felt that it did not matter. Of course, the two who are grabbing the GPL code also are running XP and Solaris without paying and trying to encourage others to do so. This is just reckless foolishness on these 2 part. They are looking for shortcuts.

      I believe there are a couple of factors that explain the ignorance - on the managerial side, it takes a major change in mindset to "get" the idea of the GPL, most managers just have not gone through the process yet.

      The managers were able to be convinced by the lawyer. Kind of interesting that these two almost made a case for it, and it took a lawyer to stop this. I am starting to think that MBA's need more ethics class (as do the CIS and EE).

    12. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From the grandparent: "What I have found funny is that 2 people here are weak coders and basically like to steal GPL based code and say that putting it in a product we will give us a leg up."

      Unfortunately no, it's not just used internally at his company. At least he managed to enlighten some people.

    13. Re:NO, DO NOT DO THAT by Oligonicella · · Score: 0

      'never attribute...stupidity'
      Please. Theft is theft is theft.
      The were TOLD and argued to continue the practice.
      They *knew* they were stealing.

      If you presume stupidity, then the thief will merely pretend to be stupid.

  114. C/Net by Dorsai42 · · Score: 1

    Hmmmm. This gives SCO a whole new branch of litigation: Sue C/Net. SCO are just the sort of fools who would try to take on the press. "Never pick a fight with someone who buys (digital) ink by the barrel" -Samuel Clemens

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  115. I'm lost... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    How is Word a "stupid, evil" application again?

    Tracking changes is a huge plus for people that need it. It's turned off by default, you have to turn it on to use it.

    Basically it looks more ike YOU are the one that is "stupid" and slamming something you know obviously know nothing about, makes YOU the one that is "evil" as well.

    You might want to think about that next time you engage your mouth before your brain (Unless you LIKE looking "stupid and evil")

    Frankly the fact that you make OS people look so bad is what bothers me the most, you are making ME look bad. That I won't sit still for...

  116. Re: Ironic by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

    "Blackadder: Baldrick, do you know what irony is?

    Baldrick: Yeah, it's like goldy and bronzy only it's made of iron."

  117. MOD MY CHILD UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whatever the hell it is

  118. Legal Malpractice? by SPYvSPY · · Score: 1

    Ask yourself: Is this the work product of a legal team that stands to gain many millions of dollars (and already has a few in the form of a retainer)? I don't think so. Get ready to see (God, it hurts just thinking about the recursion of it) SCO's lawsuit against its own lawyers.

  119. Re:Insane or bought? Or is there another option? by Zapman · · Score: 1

    As another respondant said, CA is in the business of buying cool products, killing R&D, flogging the product to death for a few years, and tossing the dried out husk to their intelectual property banks.

    Open source probably scares them. Widespread adoption of Open Source would destroy their business model.

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  120. Breached Privelidge... by barfy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    IALOS...

    I think there are a couple of interesting items.

    The first question, is would the deleted material allowed in court? Since it was a draft of a legal plan, it would seem pretty clear that the content should ordinarally be protected by attorney-client privelidge? Especially if accidentally passed.

    The next question, is, now that it has been exposed, are there actions that can be taken against, SCO or thier lawform for either releasing confidential information, or the actual content of the confidential information?

    I can already hear lawyers screaming around the world, and this has to be good for Adobe...

    Lawyers should not be providing editable documents like word files. Final format documents like PDF, or signed PDF would seem to be a lot better thing to be passing around legal documents.

    1. Re:Breached Privelidge... by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 4, Funny

      In other news, SCO sues their own lawyers for negligence...

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    2. Re:Breached Privelidge... by idiotnot · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's inadmissible in most circumstances, that's a given. In the IBM suit, it's not germane to the case. In the AutoZone and DaimlerRambler cases, it might be of some significance, but not much.

      As for the attorney-client violation, it may not be, actually. SCO has an internal legal department, so it very well could have been drafted there. It would fall under protected work product, just like any other legal notes.

      Lawyers should not be providing editable documents like word files. Final format documents like PDF, or signed PDF would seem to be a lot better thing to be passing around legal documents.

      PDF, especially Adobe's implementation, has its own problems. IANALBIHWFL (I am not a lawyer, but I have worked for lawers), in the places where I've worked, the rule was -- if someone wants a copy of something, there's a xerox machine in the corner, right next to the industral shredder. Both of those got quite a bit of work.

    3. Re:Breached Privelidge... by Spackler · · Score: 1

      I am going to guess that it would be allowed in court. I say that because the judge in the SCO case has told IBM to submit non-public contributions to Linux for discovery. Of course, everyone know there is no such thing, but for the sake of argument, this would slip in the same way.

      SCO Sues it's lawyers, that would be fun!

    4. Re:Breached Privelidge... by SubtleNuance · · Score: 1

      Especially if accidentally passed.

      Huh? This information is NOT contained in the document "by accident". It is a clearly intended by their use of this feature in MSOffice. Clearly.

  121. W00T W00T W00T! MOD PARENT UP!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is the most insightful post in this story!

  122. Re: Ironic by El · · Score: 1

    Have you tried looking for a job lately? Half the recruiters demand you send them a resume in MS-Word format. The other half demand you don't send the resume as an attachment, because they're so afraid of MS-Viruses.

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  123. Re: Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kind of like eating your own dog food.

  124. Re:Insane or bought? Or is there another option? by H8X55 · · Score: 1

    And I'd love to hear the real reasons from everyone else aswell! Are they setting up for a counter-suit, dumb or in SCO/MS pockets?

    to avoid the major inconvenience of all this

    to 'impound ... all Linux software products in the custody or control of Defendant through the pendency of these proceedings'

    That could at least slow things down for a bit for a major player like CA. If no unlicensed property is found, they counter sue to get their cash back.

  125. How Revealing... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
    So, this to me seems like another example of security breaches that can get companies, organizations and governments into trouble because of their use of Microsoft products.

    So, last time I heard, certain agencies are prohibiting the use of .doc formats for certain information transactions and instead relying on standard ascii text encoded files.

    Another example?

    President George W. Bush
    1600 Pennsylvania Ave
    Washington, DC

    Dear Mr. President,

    Upon further review of intelligence data we have found no^H^H Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. We find no^H^H reason to go to war with Iraq at this time.

    Sincerely,
    George Tennent
    Central Intelligence Agency GWB, How's this look? -DC^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^ H^H

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
  126. Re: Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The two halves are partially co-incident. I'm sure there are people out there who demand an MS-Word format resume, but won't accept an MS-Word attachment.

  127. jokes found in the Word file by deathcow · · Score: 4, Funny

    ....we'd appreciate if Chrysler could respond promptly.

    Yours Truly,
    Darl McBride
    FUTURE CEO, CHRYSLER^z^z^z^z^z
    OWNER, BIG BLUE^z^z^z^z
    KING OF UNIX^z^z^z^z^z
    "KING KERNEL"^z^z^z^z^z

    CEO, SCO Inc.

    1. Re:jokes found in the Word file by Mudcathi · · Score: 1

      Darl McBride: the most successful graduate ever from Dartmouth's Archimedes Plutonium School of Business Management.

      --

      "He who throws mud, loses ground." - proverb

  128. GO SCO!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is horrific the way you Linux fanatics criticise poor SCO's actions. SCO is a small company trying to make an honest living and all you can do is launch denial of service attacks against them and laugh when huge evil companies like IBM steal their intellectual property. Shame on you!

  129. And back where I come from... by Slur · · Score: 1

    ...Darl McBride is what we call an "overcooked ham!"

    --
    -- thinkyhead software and media
  130. Morphing by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    SCO seems to be morphing into IGOR. Yes, like the old horror movies character, evil, ugly and (leaving hidden plans in public as metadata?) obviously dumb.

  131. Need details on the .doc problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't understand. Can someone detail the problem? I mean, if I create a doc, with track changes on, and then I "accept" (make permanent) the changes, doesn't that clear out the historical information?

  132. PDF by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    >Currently, PDF export is also a possibility, but this might change in the future, as PDF evolves.

    I'm not sure what you mean by this, the PDF structure already allows for versions of objects. In fact, it's all built around a linked directory at the end of the file. If have a document with several linked directories and sever one of them, those objects will never be rendered.

  133. This kind of whistleblowing is going to die off by aeoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If Microsoft has its way, once the business world implements encryption and secure distribution policies for word documents, we can say goodbye to whistleblowing.

    This, to me, is a chilling prospect.

  134. I expected more of a change by El · · Score: 3, Funny

    Something like originally their plan was "world domination", but now it is "keeping our sorry asses out of jail!"

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  135. Bank of America is richer by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

    Looks like SCO's ammunition is $$$. In this case going up against Bank of America, they might need some more pocket change.

    1. Re:Bank of America is richer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bank of America... Before I couldn't think of a worse target for a lawsuit than IBM, so they threatened an international securities broker... That didn't blow up like I expected it to. But Bank of America. A bank founded by a Sicilian financier. I'm not even gonna say it. Use your imagination. These are not people you fuck with.

  136. Re:Lil' Jon says by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was humerous on the Chapelle Show. Now it's recycled humor.

  137. SMACK MY BITCH UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    that was fun

  138. Re:CA - WTF???!!! by EvilTwinSkippy · · Score: 1

    First they will know fear.

    Then they will know pain.

    And THEN they will die.

    --
    "Learning is not compulsory... neither is survival."
    --Dr.W.Edwards Deming
  139. Merchantability and Fitness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SCO has a standard M&F clause in their license. Is there a state that does not allow such clauses where SCO could be sued because Unixware is a POS and isn't fit for anything? Just wondering if one of the folks sued by SCO might do business in such a state and be inclined to sue SCO and make it stick?

  140. The SEC is listening, and Darl says, "Oh shit" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    "And we told the SEC in our filings that we had no plans to sue before we filed all our stock sale plans."

    Ooops...

  141. Dean McBride by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 2, Funny
    If you had told us a year ago that we were going get a $50M investment from Baystar, we would have given anything for that. And you know something, Mr. Stallman, you wanna know something?

    Not only are we going after IBM; we're going after Daimler-Chrysler. We're going after AutoZone, and we're going to go after Bank of America. And then we're going to go to Finland to take back the source code. Yeeaaarrrghhh!!!!

    --
    Wh47 d1d j00 541, 31337 15n't t3h r0xor5 ne m0r3???
  142. Bloated by bonch · · Score: 1

    Big bloated office apps are bad, gotcha.

    I'll promptly delete the 100MB+ source code to Open Office, that app which takes 15 seconds to load on my laptop after taking two days to compile (twice as long as it takes for Microsoft to compile all of Windows itself, which takes a day).

    1. Re:Bloated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why not just delete the +200MB Office eats up for a minimal install? Also, you may want to let an expert look at your laptop, something is very wrong with your configuration if OO takes 15 seconds to load. To cap it off, a word to the wise, if you're experiencing severe productivity problems because OO takes 15 seconds to start vs. 5 seconds for MSO, why don't you try not starting and stopping OO 200 times a day?

    2. Re:Bloated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't sit here and bash other people until you do some benchmarks.

      I've done benchmarks on OO and it's slow.
      It has nice features..but is slower in all aspects over word.

      It doesn't matter all the time on the SIZE of the program (i.e. 200 mb vs 100mb) .. you can have a BIG program load FAST (take delphi or visual C++ .. they load fast on my old 166MHZ, and they work fast too in addition to loading fast)

      It's the java that is slow.

    3. Re:Bloated by bonch · · Score: 1

      Because 200MB is with Word, Excel, Access, Powerpoint, and Outlook.

      That 100MB of Open Office is the source code alone.

      Office takes 2 seconds to start. Open Office takes 15. I don't know what else to tell you. Nothing is wrong with my laptop. Open Office is widely known to be bloated and slow. Everything is reimplemented for no good reason.

    4. Re:Bloated by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder exactly how many computers Microsoft uses to compile Windows? A lot more then your shitty Celery processor in your parents basement.

  143. silly SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    should have used vi.

  144. When lawsuits aren't enough... by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

    I cannot believe companies are caving in to SCO and paying these bogus licensing fees. Can you believe Questar's logic?

    I tried to work out what Questar was thinking, while compiling a post to this Ghost article (it got yanked 'cause bigger news emerged). Here's my theory:

    Questar, one of the licensees mentioned in Heiss's letter, said that its decision to purchase the IP Licence for Linux was a matter of simple economics. "Our usage of (Linux) is so small and isolated that's why we went ahead and signed the contract.," said Chad Jones a spokesman with the Salt Lake City company. "This was small enough that we made a business decision based on the modest cost of SCO's claim that it was in our interest to settle rather than litigate this thing," he said.

    If a company has "small and isolated" Linux useage, why would SCO even notice them?

    The simple answer: the litigious bastards are just a few miles away from their helpless victim.

    I figure SCO has simply decided to move up a notch in the gangster hierarchy, and move from lawsuit-slinging to leg breaking. Imagine a large guy in a tailored suit walking up to Questar's front office -- and he's no missionary.

    "I hear youse gots some Linux boxes? Youse also gots some piplelines youse proud of. I'd hate to see them on the news tonight. Kapiche?"

    --
    Stressed? Me? Of course not. Stress is what a rubber band feels before it breaks, silly.
  145. CA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    dont buy ERwin data modeler

  146. Great publicity for Linux by IceAgeComing · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I've been a linux user for years, and I had no idea that Autozone, Daimler-Chrysler, and BofA all used linux on a widespread basis.

    I'll just bet PHB's are thinking more about Linux, thanks to all the SCO press.

    I love irony.

  147. thats how it works by Tsiangkun · · Score: 1

    10 I sell stock I don't have to people that want it at an outrageous price
    20 I buy stock when the price hits a bottom and profit the difference.
    30 id10ts see me buying large amounts of stock and think it must be hot so they buy and the price goes up
    40 GOTO 10

    Investing is not about supporting a company, it's about taking peoples money before they take yours.

    --Tsiangkun

    1. Re:thats how it works by focitrixilous+P · · Score: 1

      For true. Still, couldn't they take other peoples money through a less sinful company? Enron, or something.

      --
      SAILING MISHAP
  148. How did it get out? by Sloppy · · Score: 1
    It doesn't say how the Word Doc got out of the company. How was someone outside of SCO able to get their hands on this file?

    If SCO actually sent it to someone -- used Word Docs as an interchange format! -- then they deserved to lose.

    --
    As copyright owner of this comment, I authorize everyone to defeat any technological measure which limits access to it.
  149. Look at it this way... by ZoneGray · · Score: 1

    Look at it this way... every time SCO signs a customer to a license, they make some money.

    But the silver lining is that Slashdot makes even more.

  150. Correction by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 4, Funny

    A half-dead 90 year old man with no pockets, and an 800lb gorilla standing behind him.

    --
    Forget thrust, drag, lift and weight. Airplanes fly because of money.
    1. Re:Correction by pclminion · · Score: 4, Funny

      And then the gorilla kicks the 90 year old square in the groin, then mumbles "Aw shit, sorry about that mate."

    2. Re:Correction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was one of the stupidest things I've ever read. I think my IQ just dropped 10 points as a result of reading your post.

    3. Re:Correction by tacotruckcmdr · · Score: 1

      So would would that gorilla say if you asked him for $699, because he was using Linux on his laptop up in the tree?

      Make sure that you tied your shoelaces before running.

    4. Re:Correction by spood · · Score: 1

      At least the gorilla gave him 89 million dollars for his trouble.

      --
      ---- Just another spud server.
  151. Halloween X confirmed real. by eddy · · Score: 5, Informative

    "Blake Stowell, SCO's director of communications, acknowledged that the leaked memo is real." -- eweek

    --
    Belief is the currency of delusion.
    1. Re:Halloween X confirmed real. by brain1 · · Score: 1

      OK, I stand corrected on my earler comments. This guy is in reality an illiterate moron.

      The plot thickens... (or is it the rot sickens)? Maybe the second because something surely stinks.

    2. Re:Halloween X confirmed real. by fedork · · Score: 1

      Now can MS finally be taken to court for this for "unfair competition" (how else would you call that?). Who is supposed to to that? attorney general?

      --
      ...remember good 'ol times when IP used to mean Internet Protocol....
    3. Re:Halloween X confirmed real. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ..but not *really* real, according to The Great Stowell:
      But, Stowell claimed that pundits had mischaracterized the memo's context. "We believe the e- mail was simply a misunderstanding of the facts by an outside consultant who was working on a specific unrelated project to the BayStar transaction and he was told at the time of his misunderstanding. Contrary to the speculation of Eric Raymond, Microsoft did not orchestrate or participate in the BayStar transaction."
    4. Re:Halloween X confirmed real. by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
      maybe you should email the sucker and tell him.

      I did.

      --
      oh brave new world, that has such people in it!
    5. Re:Halloween X confirmed real. by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      The DOJ, the various states' AGs, and not least, Her Honor Kollar-Kotelly.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    6. Re:Halloween X confirmed real. by Stryguy · · Score: 1

      You must know Mike in R.L.

  152. Microsoft HAS worked with EV1 by michael+path · · Score: 5, Informative

    Since you brought up Microsoft and EV1...

    There is a Case Study on Microsoft's web site here. This discusses the addition of several Windows-based servers to their Linux environment.

    So, are they bed buddies? You bet.

    -m.

  153. Bank of America was formerly Bank of Italy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I have A HREF right here that tells the brief story of the origin of BofA. Given this history, maybe Darl and friends simply just wised up at the last minute when they realized who they would be messing with and feared seeing plastic sheets covering the carpet in any rooms they might walk into at the bank.

    1. Re:Bank of America was formerly Bank of Italy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually, the current Bank Of America is some southern outfit that bought the old BofA and took the name.

  154. Re:I received a subpoena from SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... I have concluded that you are a troll. Welcome to my foes list.

    oooooooh - I bet you've scared him off now.

  155. The pattern by prostoalex · · Score: 2, Funny

    Autozone
    Bank of America
    Computer Associates
    Daimler Chrysler
    E...?

    1. Re:The pattern by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Eat me

      We'll write it on a big computer monitor with wheels and drive it to the "Buy Linux" parade.

    2. Re:The pattern by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1
      E...?

      EV1!

      That's just spooky. Who's next? Ford Motors? The Federal Government (of the US)? France?....

    3. Re:The pattern by (void*) · · Score: 2, Funny

      EV1

      Finnish guy

      God

  156. Seems to be exactly what SCO's lawyers are doing by blorg · · Score: 1
    someone forgot to preview ... Now I have to cut and paste!!

    How about suing Bank of America? No - let's make it Daimler-Chrysler. They're German linux loving hippies.

    Replace All.

  157. Re:CA - WTF???!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    CA Says It Didn't Pay SCO No Stinking Linux Tax

    The Linux faithful have been hammering Computer Associates as a heretic since the British publication Computer Weekly quoting the SCO Group's CFO Bob Bench identified CA Thursday as one of SCO's rare Linux licensees.

    CA senior VP of product development Mark Barrenechea says that Bench's claim is nonsense. CA has not paid SCO any Linux taxes, he said.

    Drawing up short of calling SCO a liar, Barrenechea claims that SCO has twisted a $40 million breach-of-contract settlement that CA paid last summer to the Canopy Group, SCO's biggest stockholder, and Center 7, another Canopy company, and has turned it into a purported Linux license.

    As a "small part" of that settlement, Barrenechea said, CA got a bunch of UnixWare licenses that it needed to support its UnixWare customers. SCO, he said, had just attached a transparent Linux indemnification to all UnixWare licenses and that is how SCO comes off calling CA a Linux licensee.

    But when CA agreed to that settlement, Barrenechea said, "It was not CA's intention to become a Linux licensee. It has nothing to do with CA's product direction or strategic direction," he said.

    CA has absolutely no sympathy for what SCO is doing, Barrenechea said, and in fact, he said, reading from a formal statement, it stands in "stark disagreement with SCO's tactics and threats."

    Barrenechea and CA's Linux chief Sam Greenblatt are worried that CA will be tarred with the SCO brush and that CA's considerable Linux ambitions will be damaged by a disaffected, if not hostile, open source community when in reality CA has "nothing to do with SCO's strategy and tactics," they said.

    CA was the mystery company SCO was thinking of when it announced last August that an unidentified Fortune 500 company had supposedly become a Linux license. SCO privately described the deal as "significant."

    CA couldn't disassociate itself from the rumors that identified it as that licensee because of an NDA that the Canopy side had insisted on hedging in the $40 million settlement with, Barrenechea and Greenblatt said.

    Barrenechea said that SCO now regards that NDA as being off because of the legal discovery that's been going on in SCO's $5 billion suit against IBM.

    See, SCO lawyer Mark Heisse in a letter dated February 4 to IBM lawyer David Marriott at Cravath Swain identified CA, Questar and Leggett & Platt as Linux taxpayers.

    According to that letter, which is up on the Groklaw site, Heisse owed IBM a copy of the CA agreement on CD.

    Barrenechea said that SCO was dropping CA's name to associate itself with the "third-largest software company in the world" and build support for its "lost cause."

    But according to Barrenechea, not only are SCO's IP ambitions doomed, but its Unix interests are a "trailing negative" on the road to dropping from 10% of the market to 3%-5% in a few years and then "SCO will be irrelevant,"
    he said.

    By the way, CA doesn't have enough UnixWare licenses to cover all its Linux servers, Greenblatt said.

    In answer to CA's contentions, SCO said its lawyers think that CA has a Linux license.

    Meanwhile, Bench also told Computer Weekly, whose story was picked up by sister paper InfoWorld and maybe other properties in the IDG stable, that SCO had signed between 10 and 50 Linux licenses.

  158. CA is the company of the undead by ffallen · · Score: 3, Informative

    CA is where software products go, not to die, but to become UNDEAD software. The majority of their products would be better off with a stake in their heart. So, with all the undead walking around, why is it suprising that they are associating with SCO Vampires, which are, obviously, just as Undead.

  159. Re: Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Funny though, open office is really really really really slow. I did some benchmarks with some monitoring tools, and oh boy is it slow.

    Sometimes all people need is wordpad, other times, notepad.. other times they need the advanced features of open office..

    Open office has all the stuff word doesn't.. spreadsheet functions within a table, multiple selection using the CTRL key..But it is SLOW SLOW SLOW. THe CPU load is terrible.

  160. Re: Ironic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    And no, I don't find it *anything*. Here in the real world, people use Word.


    Ummm... I don't know what lame "real world" company you work for, but if I released a document externally in MS Word format I would have my nuts cut off and served to me on a platter.

    Out here in the real real world, we release documents in formats like text, html pdf (yeah yeah ... send all flames to /dev/null)

    Assuming that the person who is going to read your document can deal with a .doc file is the sign of someone who hasn't seen just how big the "real world" really is.

  161. Too obvious script by Alain+Williams · · Score: 2, Funny

    This is getting to be like a 3rd class movie where the bad guys start making stupid mistakes so that the heros can 'outwit' them.

    Anyone got a picture of Darl ? I want to see if he is wearing a black hat.

  162. Word? Why not groff, troff, tex? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    They own UNIX, not Windows; they should have used groff, troff or tex with vi as the favorite editor (emacs stinks like communism, would not be a suitable choice for them)

  163. Related question by pclminion · · Score: 1
    On a related note: It's illegal to make threats against the President of the US. It is not illegal to think about killing the President.

    In a sense, momentarily recording your thoughts in the electrical and magnetic states of a machine (computer memory) and then erasing them, is equivalent to that thought being confined within your head. (This point is arguable, hence my use of the phrase "In a sense", please discuss this point, dear Slashdot readers.)

    Or, for instance, what if I tap out the message "I want to *** the President" (censored for moronic yet obvious reasons) in Morse code on my table top? The existence of the message in physical form outside of my head is only temporary. Would this be considered an actionable threat against the President?

    At what point do we draw the line of "Sanctity of Mind," and why does it make sense to draw it where we do? Just because a thought momentarily exists in physical form, does that mean we should treat that thought any differently than if it had remained, secret forever, inside somebody's head?

    And should we hold people accountable for information that exists merely because of a "technicality" (a piece of software being configured a certain way, in this case) when there was obviously no intent for that information to ever remain in concrete form?

    1. Re:Related question by pjt33 · · Score: 1
      Or, for instance, what if I tap out the message "I want to *** the President" (censored for moronic yet obvious reasons) in Morse code on my table top? The existence of the message in physical form outside of my head is only temporary.
      If you disucss killing the President with someone, the message only exists temporarily, but you're still committing conspiracy.
    2. Re:Related question by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      IANAL, but IMHO it makes sense to draw that line at the point of provability.

      In the morse code example you give I would say it probably wouldn't be actionable because it's heresay. If I overheard it and reported you, it would be my word against yours. The Secret Service may or may not start an investigation based on that, but they certainly wouldn't arrest you based on it. If I happened to have recorded it, however, it would be a completely different story: now I have proof that you actually "said" that.

      Sanctity of Mind is irrelevant, as you've already voluntarily waved that right by expressing your views in a manner which can be clearly understood by another person, regardless of the impermenance of the medium.

      And should we hold people accountable for information that exists merely because of a "technicality" (a piece of software being configured a certain way, in this case) when there was obviously no intent for that information to ever remain in concrete form?

      Why shouldn't we? "Ignorance is no excuse", as they say, and neither is stupidity. The vast majority of evidence in any criminal case is left accidentally. Are you really suggesting we should throw it all out because the criminal "didn't mean to leave their fingerprints on the murder weapon?"

      --
      Under capitalism man exploits man. Under communism it's the other way around.
  164. Tempting fate aren't you ? :-) by MarkTina · · Score: 1

    So you work for an educational establishment and you are trying to incite an outside party to send said establishment a million dollar bill ... I'm sure your manager is going to love that one when he finds out :-)

  165. Re:I received a subpoena from SCO by El · · Score: 1

    Is anybody suprised that 0x54524F4C5C translated from hex to ASCII spells "TROLL"?

    --

    "Freedom means freedom for everybody" -- Dick Cheney

  166. half dead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Half-dead and 90? Being in the presence of someone with a life expectancy of 180 years would sure freak me out!

  167. Oh really? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm going to send a letter to EV1 claiming a patent on the concept of "breathing." I will offer absolutely NO evidence to back it up whatsoever, but I will offer a "license" for them to continue doing it.

    Do you think they'll bend over and get out their wallets? No? Well then why in the hell should they be listening to the claims of The SCUM Group? They've offered not one shred of actual evidence to back up their bullshit claims either.

  168. Bank of America is a Microsoft shop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    One of my best friends works for their IT ops in Dallas. The vast majority of their regular enterprise apps are all Windows-based. Exchange for corporate email, SQL Server for small and medium databses, etc, but they do run a lot of Oracle backend databases on really big IBM RS/6000 AIX boxes. Their website is via Netscape Enterprise frontend running on a huge-ass Sun cluster that hands everything off to Cold Fusion on Solaris which in turn hands a lot of stuff off to IIS on internal Windows boxes to do the dirty work behind the scenes. Linux is only used by some developer geeks, not in IT production use. All the stuff you see at your local BofA branch banks around the country is all Windows desktops. Hell even the ATMs are all Windows 2000 too. They got rid of the last of the OS/2-based ATMs some time ago.

    1. Re:Bank of America is a Microsoft shop. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would disagree that a vast majority of our enterprise apps are Windows-based. I have worked in IT at the bank for 9 years. We were early onto the Java wave(@ 1.02) and have a large of number of J2EE applications for enterprise applications. Most architecture isn't based on Windows because it doesn't scale and is not secure. Two big factors for a large financial institution. That said, with over 140,000 associates and the historical mergers, you will have a mix of things, but J2EE has a massive prescence here running on Sun hardware.

  169. Trump by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wrote a presentation in Powerpoint that ended up being over 400 meg.

  170. IBM should buy SCO and fire McBriBe by mcwop · · Score: 0

    SCO is a puny little company (compared to IBM) with a 160 million Market cap. IBM could buy em' and fire em'. Story would end there.

    --

    "I don't think it's selfish, to eat defenseless shellfish." -NOFX

    1. Re:IBM should buy SCO and fire McBriBe by brain1 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Yet, but it wouldn't make SCO suffer a fitting fate.

      I think public humiliation, stock delisting, and bankruptcy would be a more fitting end.

    2. Re:IBM should buy SCO and fire McBriBe by cpghost · · Score: 1

      Who owns SCO anyway? Perhaps Microsoft through indirect channels. If it's true, they won't sell enough stock to allow IBM (or anybody else) to buy out SCO. That's the problem...

      --
      cpghost at Cordula's Web.
  171. Wow by DigitalLogic · · Score: 1

    So, SCO is showing some sanity. I bet they weren't thinking their whole little scam would end if they sued and seized Bank of America's software (finicial data). What jerks for even concidering it. I hope when this is all over, that the whole Federal system comes againt them.

  172. Computer Associates by perdelucena · · Score: 1

    Also, SCO has announced a few new licensees including Computer Associates.

    I welcome Computer Associates to the club of the mighty Evil.

    1. Re:Computer Associates by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no way dude.

      I always regarded CA as a highly respectable business.
      They've created some damn good products, like firewalls, antivirus tools, security tools, etc.

      And they don't get in the way of any other businesses or innovations in technology, like other evil corporations.

    2. Re:Computer Associates by juk80x · · Score: 1

      You may not realize, but in a MS webcast it was revealed that MS uses CA's eTrust applications to secure their network. So if the MS-SCO relationship is true, this would make CA's purchase of SCO's license understandable.

    3. Re:Computer Associates by juk80x · · Score: 1

      First, read my post. Second, try using their products. It won't take long to find out how unrespectable they are.

  173. SCO's strategy... by WebCowboy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think they are hoping to tie up the courts to the point where they are too busy to throw the book at the SCO executives while at the same time counting on their legal carpet-bombing strategy nets them some settlement profits.

    They have a few more tricks up their sleeve...from another news(.com)^2 article:

    Linux, which runs well on inexpensive Intel processor-based servers, has become increasingly popular despite SCO's actions. Linux has even spread to the Web site of the U.S. District Court in Nevada, where SCO filed its suit against AutoZone, according to site monitoring firm NetCraft.

    Soooo...if the courts threaten to dismiss SCOs case and/or charge them with fraud, they can just sue the court system itself!

    1. Re:SCO's strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Daryl and Canopy sees IBM leading the Linux biz.
      SCO thinktank starts stragetigizing. Research studies begin, discovers exploit in legal system.
      Threatens IBM hoping IBM settle or buy them out.
      Didnt work, time for pump and dump. Camoflauge pump and dump, sent threat letters to 1500 Fortune 500s, hey look at us we are SCO, look us up, and spread the word. Gets backing from MS.
      SCO PR work overtime, spread FUD, average Joe discovers SCO. Canopy connected finance institutions spreads the bait to the average joes, SCO stock increases.
      SCO case starts to vaporize. Oh no, we need to buy more time for pump and dump and insurance. Delay case in any means necessary. spread more FUD by suing others.
      SCO case lost, classaction suits, SCO liqudated. SEC will not indict, so SCO execs still win.

      when will this memo leak? :)

    2. Re:SCO's strategy... by rixstep · · Score: 1

      Whatever - lots of theories what Billg is up to. But Billg is a great poker player, and this is just one more poker hand. His cards are terrible, but he can bluff the others to fold.

      Think about it - it's a poker game, that's all. Anyone else would have given up in the face of open source. Not Billg. He's amazing. Totally evil, but amazing.

    3. Re:SCO's strategy... by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say he is a good poker player. I'd say that he is a rich poker player. If someone might have a better hand, he would just pay them to fold.

    4. Re:SCO's strategy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux, which runs well on inexpensive Intel processor-based servers
      inexpensive but relatively new servers. try running one on an old box. you've got no chance, installation is nearly 1gig to start off with. oh well its offtopic but i think its relevant to clarify his post.

  174. Re:CA - WTF???!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is actually rather informative, wherever the AC pulled it from, assuming it's true.

  175. Statue of Joseph Smith in SLC by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The big statue of Joseph Smith in the center of Salt Lake City has his back to the Temple and his arms outstretched towards the Bank across the street. This observation isn't meant as a slight against Mormons in general, but it is strangely symbolic of the attitude of some Mormons.

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    1. Re:Statue of Joseph Smith in SLC by Kismet · · Score: 1

      I think that's the Brigham Young statue you refer to, although I don't recall its exact configuration.

    2. Re:Statue of Joseph Smith in SLC by spun · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Might be. Whatever statue is right in front of the temple, it does have it's back to the Temple and hands out to the bank. Not that that's an unusual pose for a statue. Pretty much any statue in front of a building has its back to the building. Just a fun fact to throw into discussions of Mormon business practices. ;-)

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    3. Re:Statue of Joseph Smith in SLC by thefinite · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I don't know the statue you're referring to, but I think it faces that way so that as you look at building the statue is looking at you as well. It would be weirder if you were looking at the building but the statue had its back to you.

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    4. Re:Statue of Joseph Smith in SLC by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1, Funny

      Just a fun fact to throw into discussions of Mormon business practices. ;-)

      You forget that the average Slashdotter has the wit of the average tree stump. :)

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    5. Re:Statue of Joseph Smith in SLC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "The big statue of Joseph Smith [has] his arms outstretched towards the Bank [...] it is strangely symbolic of the attitude of some Mormons."

      For fuck's sake, if you changed that to say jews instead of mormons you would sound like my fucking bigot grandma.

    6. Re:Statue of Joseph Smith in SLC by thelenm · · Score: 2, Informative

      The statue of Brigham Young is facing directly south down the middle of Main Street, the north-south road that runs down the center of SLC. The temple and Key Bank are both to the west of Main Street. So the statue doesn't have his back directly to the temple and isn't stretching his arms directly toward the bank, but it's close enough that your comment made me smile.

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    7. Re:Statue of Joseph Smith in SLC by farquharsoncraig · · Score: 2, Informative

      The statue you are referring to is a statue of Brigham Young, and he faces neither towards the temple nor towards the bank (US Bank I believe leases the Gateway West tower) but straight down Main Street.

    8. Re:Statue of Joseph Smith in SLC by spun · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it does sound bigoted. I'm sorry. To all my Mormon friends, I'm sorry. That's one of the reasons I added a disclaimer in another post. Note that orignally I said 'some' not 'all.'

      <tounge in="cheek">
      So in the interest of fairness, here is a more comprhensive list of racial stereotypes. Some white guys are racist warmongers, others are hippy tree-huggers. Some Jewish people like money, others are very spiritual. Some black people have large genitalia, some like fried chicken. Some Asians are good at math, some have no vocal skills. Some French people like Jerry Lewis, some bathe once a week and eat cheese. Some Australians have sex with sheep, others have sex with kangaroos. Am I forgetting anyone?
      </tounge>
      I'm an equal opportunity bigot. ;-)

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    9. Re:Statue of Joseph Smith in SLC by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yeah, the guys that can't spell tongue.

  176. Re:I received a subpoena from SCO by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    um. he posts at -1 due to beind modded down too much?

    what is the object of putting him on your foes list? does it make you feel more masculine or something?

    idiot

  177. Canopy already leaned on CA by mec · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Google this: "canopy ca settlement"

    Canopy Group (parent of SCO) and Center 7, another Canopy subsidiary, had a joint marketing arrangement with CA. Canopy claims that CA welshed. Canopy and Level 7 sued CA. The suit was settled with a $40 million payment.

    I seem to recall, but I can't find a link, that other terms of the suit were that CA buy some Linux licenses. That would fit in with Canopy's plans.

    Link to the settlement

    1. Re:Canopy already leaned on CA by Lectrik · · Score: 1

      Canopy group...
      does anyone else feel that's disturbingly close to Umbrella Corp. ?

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    2. Re:Canopy already leaned on CA by DaveHowe · · Score: 1

      Unixware licences, not linux - but close enough :)

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  178. Would be great... by ebbomega · · Score: 1

    If everybody just used vim or emacs to do all their important documents and Word for stuff they wanted to print.

    I know I'd be a couple billion times happier. Would make for my Computing Science papers to be a lot easier to write on my linux box. Why are teachers so quick to use formats that cost the students $100? What's so wrong with text files for submissions? They're pretty cross-platform and avoid a lot of compatibility issues. Only thing you have to worry about is the whole carriage-return/new-line thing (WHY DOES MICROSOFT USE TWO?????). But a perl script on the submission server could bloody well solve that problem.

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    1. Re:Would be great... by DunbarTheInept · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough this is one case where Microsoft is actually more correct according to the standards than their competitors. The ASCII meaning of carriage return is supposed to be *just* moving the cursor to column zero of the current line. The ASCII meaning of linefeed is supposed to be just to scroll down a line without moving the cursor horizontally. So the combination of both of them actually fits what happens at end-of-line. And of course, most TCP/IP protocols, which were certainly not designed with Windows in mind, say the same thing - lines end with a CR/LF pair.

      It does make writing a program to read text files a bit annoying, though, doesn't it? I mean, how often have you *just* wanted to linefeed or *just* carriage return in a text file? How come the only place MS adheres to the standard is in a place where the standard is a bit stupid?

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  179. One time payment by slashkitty · · Score: 2, Informative

    "We did agree to a one time payment" says marsh in your eweek link.

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    1. Re:One time payment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SCO in their conference call said it would be paid over time. Someone is lying.

  180. New suit available by jnicholson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Now SCO can sue Microsoft for unspecified damages to their reputation due to a security flaw in Word. They will have a secret settlement out of court, with Microsoft then able to legitimately give SCO some more secret money, but the settlement will include both SCO and Microsoft publicly stating that a. there is not security flaw in Microsoft Word and b. security flaws are not grounds for a lawsuit even if they were.

    You heard it here first!

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    -- Nick Davies
    1. Re:New suit available by ender- · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I was thinking more along the lines of this giving people a good reason to re-evaluate their use of Microsoft Office, and perhaps move to OpenOffice.org or StarOffice, or KOffice or...... "

      I know I try to us non-MS office products as much possible, even when I'm in Windows.

      Ender-

  181. Yahoo stock boards? Please. by siberian · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone who posts on a yahoo stock board automatically qualifies as not being 'in the know'.

    1. Re:Yahoo stock boards? Please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you not notice that his link was to the insider trading reports for SCO, not just some message board.

      It is one thing posting to a story you haven't read, but quite another to reply bashing someone's linking when you don't even follow the links.

    2. Re:Yahoo stock boards? Please. by Mr.+Jaggers · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Troll; chill out

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  182. Easy as 1-2-3! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    Are you tired of seeing SCO stories on the Slashdot homepage? Are you also a moron who can't figure out how to use his/her Slashdot preferences? Then these are the instructions for you!

    Step-by-step instructions for removing SCO stories from your homepage, for morons:

    Step 1: Type "slashdot.org" (without the quotes) into your browser's address bar.

    Step 2: Type your username and password into the login box at the right hand side of the homepage. (If you do not have a Slashdot account, please refer to my 7-part guide "How to create a Slashdot account, for morons")

    Step 3: Press the "Login" button. Congratulations! You are now logged in to Slashdot!

    Step 4: Click the link "Preferences" under your username at the left hand side of the page.

    Step 5: Click the tab named "Homepage".

    Step 6: Check the checkbox labeled "Caldera" under "Exclude Stories from the Homepage." There are a lot of checkboxes, so you may have trouble finding it if you are an extreme moron. Just remember that the topics are in alphabetical order.

    Step 7: Click the "Save" button at the bottom of the page. Congratulations! You have successfully changed your Slashdot preferences! Be sure to tune in next time when we show you "How to change your comment sorting preferences, for morons"!

  183. Re:getting to much heat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Thank you, Captain Grammar, for continuing to fight a battle that we all know you will never win. You give hope to us all.

    PS It's "completely different," not "complete different."

  184. Re:CA - WTF???!!! by PiratePTG · · Score: 1
    This is actually rather informative, wherever the AC pulled it from, assuming it's true.

    No shit! I'm glad I read the replys to my original post! I have a PO here on my desk for 17 copies of eTrust... I had already fired off a nastygram to CA... I was getting ready to toss the PO in the trash and go looking for another source for our antivirus & firewall needs.

    I'm still pissed at EV1, since I am going to have to migrate off of 6 servers, but I will at least contact some of the names listed at CA and get the poop from the horses mouth... I have no problem apologizing for a nastygram if CA is indeed in the clear... If they're not, there are at least 80-some-odd computers where I work that will be uninstalling CA as soon as their licenses come up for renewal...

    EV1... CA... This has been a shitty week at work!

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  185. What becomes of UNIX by steveoc · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SCO owns the copyrights to UNIX, right ?

    I know the actual details are in dispute, but the fact is that SCO/Caldera purchased _something_ from Novell, for around $100m. Whether it is the full UNIX copyright or not, lets just call it 'the intellectual property in question'.

    Now that SCO is in it's final days, and will end up bankrupt and disgraced real soon now, what is the likely fate of this intellectual property in question ?

    Who, or what is standing by the sidelines ready to collect this intellectual property in question when SCO falls down ?

    Either IBM will buy it up and formally release it into the public domain once and for all, or Dr Evil will pick it up, and take off from where SCO left off.

    Maybe we could do a blender, and put in a community effort to purchase this intellectual property in question, and then do the right thing by it.

    1. Re:What becomes of UNIX by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      It supposed to be a done deal that should SCO go under that their assets revert to Canopy. However, IBM isn't just a defendant. IBM's counterclaims are a real lulu. IBM is going to want blood when this is all over. I imagine that when all is said and done, Canopy will wind up with the assets but IBM will have yet another ruling or settlement (eg. Berkeley/AT&T) against the assets. It will be even harder to pull a stunt like this with what remains.

      Of course, IBM could demand what is left of SCO as recompense for its troubles. Who knows, a judge might even let IBM have them.

    2. Re:What becomes of UNIX by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 1

      If I may repeat a joke:

      After IBM gets whatever part of Unix that Novell doesn't own, they jointly GPL it and it becomes known as GNU/Unix.

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    3. Re:What becomes of UNIX by mrBoB · · Score: 1
      How about M$FT?? Didn't we just read that they have invested significantly in SCOs persuits? Just think... they could knock out Novell quickly, take on IBM directly for something BIG. M$FT has the cash reserves to let any and ALL lawsuits run in to the decades where other companies do not. Plus, the DoJ and Judicial systems are M$FT proverbial bitches. Getting an/many injunction(s) filed against all Linux distributers would not be a big deal for them. All that would need to happen would be to have Billy G. or Stevie B. take out one or more Supreme Court Justices, Senators, Presidents, etc. and you'd see plenty of pressure to have this "commie" Linux thing squashed like a bug.

      Or maybe I'm just in a bad mood today.

      -Robert

  186. I'm Glad... by Eric+Damron · · Score: 4, Funny

    "...a document obtained by Cnet reveals some earlier plans by SCO's legal team."

    It's good to know that SCO's legal team has a plan and is sticking to it...

    I wonder if they have the bankruptcy paperwork already filled out for when the shit really hits the fan?

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    The race isn't always to the swift... but that's the way to bet!
  187. HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! (ie don't listen to the ...) by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

    In a posting to his company's forum early Thursday morning, Marsh said he would discount any reports of a seven-figure cash payment. "We did agree to a one time payment," he wrote, "however we did not agree to pay a 7 figure cash payment as reported in the media."

    You can clearly see from the exact literal quote from Marsh, he is not even slightly disputing that the deal is worth 7 figures. However, he is disputing that there was 7 figures of *CASH* in the deal.

    It's entirely possible that BOTH SCO and Marsh are telling the truth (shock/horror, is this one for the record books). Perhaps it's several thousand cash and the rest in stock or other non-cash value?

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    1. Re:HYPE! HYPE! HYPE! (ie don't listen to the ...) by john82 · · Score: 1

      Marsh said he would discount any reports of a seven-figure cash payment.

      The operative word here is discount, as in "take at less than full value". Meaning: "BS! We didn't pay seven figures! So yes, he IS disputing such a claim. And further ...

      "We did agree to a one time payment," he wrote, "however we did not agree to pay a 7 figure cash payment as reported in the media."

      So that would be "Hell no" twice.

  188. Re: Damn Noah and Alannis by Dystopian+Rebel · · Score: 1
    I find that Websterian dictionaries usually disappoint. Oh for the time long-passed when Lexicographers and Terminologists strode the planet like demi-gods!
    3 a (1) : incongruity between the actual result of a sequence of events and the normal or expected result (2) : an event or result marked by such incongruity

    Hell, amigo! An mere incongruity between my expectation and the actual result could just be my being wrong.

    An irony requires a poetic twist (not Chubby Checker reciting a sonnet), or as this online dictionary notes, an aspect of poignancy:

    ironic
    adj.

    1. Characterized by or constituting irony.
    2. Given to the use of irony. See Synonyms at sarcastic.
    3. Poignantly contrary to what was expected or intended: madness, an ironic fate for such a clear thinker.

    ironically adv.
    ironicalness n.

    Usage Note: The words ironic, irony, and ironically are sometimes used of events and circumstances that might better be described as simply "coincidental" or "improbable," in that they suggest no particular lessons about human vanity or folly. Thus 78 percent of the Usage Panel rejects the use of ironically in the sentence In 1969 Susie moved from Ithaca to California where she met her husband-to-be, who, ironically, also came from upstate New York. Some Panelists noted that this particular usage might be acceptable if Susie had in fact moved to California in order to find a husband, in which case the story could be taken as exemplifying the folly of supposing that we can know what fate has in store for us. By contrast, 73 percent accepted the sentence Ironically, even as the government was fulminating against American policy, American jeans and videocassettes were the hottest items in the stalls of the market, where the incongruity can be seen as an example of human inconsistency.

    Source: The American Heritage(R) Dictionary of the English Language, Fourth Edition
    Copyright (C) 2000 by Houghton Mifflin Company.
    Published by Houghton Mifflin Company. All rights reserved.

    - - -

    Now, if the document had been in OpenOffice format, the irony would have been the contradictory revelation of SCOldera's attacking open-source software while using OSS because they can't afford Microsoft Office. (Actually, having seen their results, I'm sure they can't.)

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  189. SCO Verifies Memo by elleomea · · Score: 2, Informative

    http://www.eweek.com/article2/0,1759,1542915,00.as p

    1. Re:SCO Verifies Memo by elleomea · · Score: 1

      Dammit, too many SCO posts! Got the wrong one :/

    2. Re:SCO Verifies Memo by Dr.Dubious+DDQ · · Score: 1

      Still quite amusing, and not totally off-topic. We ARE talking about SCO's plans and motivations, after all.

      This could be interesting. In the minds of the general public, the shenanigans of the past seem to set a precedent that anyone who claims Linux somehow 'stole' their 'intellectual property' is probably making it up in a desperate bid to 'Make Money Fast(tm)', and now not only will they be making it up, they'll be doing it on behalf of Microsoft.

      Oh, sure, that's a gross oversimplification, and a single instance is hardly 'proof' that anyone trying a similar tactic is in the same situation, but we're talking about perception of the general public, who don't normally pay close attention to statistical validity...

      ("News Flash: Suicide Bomber mistakenly detonates self on a busload of MicroHamas militants..." - to continue my in-poor-taste-but-too-apropos-to-ignore analogy...).

      MAYBE it's all really a Secret Meta-Plot by Eric Raymond to trick Microsoft into supporting SCO in a plan to smear Linux and other open-source projects while the Secret Cabal of Linux Conspiracy Ninjas engineer things behind the scenes to make it messily backfire!

      And Elvis is financing it all from the secret hideout he shares with John F. Kennedy and "Bat Boy"!

      (Ahem. 'scuze me. With SCO's statements as inspiration, it's hard to tell when I go too far...)

  190. CA Says It Didn't Pay SCO No Stinking Linux Tax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative
  191. Buy the License *because* SCO will loose! by erioshi · · Score: 1

    Makes a sick sort of sense to me - SCO looses, then you sue them for whatever IBM & RedHad leve as leftovers...

    Oh wait, there might not be anything left...

  192. The quick way to end all of this by ALeader71 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The hype surrounding the SCO vs Linux issue is pointless. Some Open Source code writer will post a patch that replaces the SCO mentioned code with new code. Call it reverse-engineering. Call it reinventing-the-wheel. Whaterver. I bet that this patch would be implementd quickly, thus negating SCO's case and putting another failed company out of it's missery. This could have been ended months ago!

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    Only the dead have seen the end of War. - Plato
    1. Re:The quick way to end all of this by Graymalkin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The issue is about whether or not the code in Linux is SCO's code or not. SCO is claiming IBM put some of its code into Linux in order to make Linux "Eterprise Ready". IBM says they didn't do any such thing. A patch removing all of the code SCO claims were put in illegally would be a tacit admission that the code is SCO's. Removing any code SCO claims is theirs would be the worst thing any kernel maintainer could do right now.

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    2. Re:The quick way to end all of this by dbIII · · Score: 1
      Removing any code SCO claims is theirs would be the worst thing any kernel maintainer could do right now.
      And also completlely impossible, since there isn't a single line of code that has been proved to be theirs yet. Their claim of ownership of the Berkley packet filter didn't get very far did it? Even the name implies that someone other than SCO was responsible.
    3. Re:The quick way to end all of this by ediron2 · · Score: 1
      A patch removing all of the code SCO claims were put in illegally would be a tacit admission ...
      First, let me sorta support you by saying a patch would not make the lawsuit go away. It could be (positively) construed as evidence that IBM took steps to eliminate further alleged damage as quickly as possible.

      But there's no way a patch has to admit anything, tacitly or otherwise. The law doesn't work that way. The press release can reinforce this with the usual mumbles: IBM says: This is in no way an admission of flaws or errors, (and the FSF could add: this demonstrates that regardless of this or future claims, Linux will remain Free Software...)

  193. Re:Conspiracy theory by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Actually the so called mere 70 lines of tainted code SCO claims they own is from BSD 2.x.

    Is SCO getting a license and transfer of technology from it?

    If SCO is trying to buy or license it, will they now sue Free,Open,Netbsd as well as Linux.

    After all the BSD code is a derivitive of Unix and now Berkeley licensed SCO the code so they own it!

    I seriously hope not but that is my guess. To claim ownership of the internet and freesoftware just goes to far. BSD started the free software movement.

    Time to torch the Lindon headquarters indeed.

  194. Re:EV1 - No. I'm praying to Joe Smith they fold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    EV1 is bad and evil.

    And karma says they're dogmeat. I hope they fold spectacularly and maybe they'll take a few clueless customers out with them.

    When the dust settles it should be known that the karma gods frown on anybody who is associated in any way with SCO.

  195. Pedophilia is not "graduate Studies" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I'm a teaching assistant (TA) at Harvard who grades students' code to support my graduate studies."

    No, you're a sick man who is into little boys.

    I hope they catch you and put you in jail.

  196. thugs by drxyzzy · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man in suit: Hey kid, nice software you have there. What's it called?

    Kid: Um, Linux, why?

    Man: Because I'm from SCO/Microsoft and I think it looks like my
    software now.

    Kid: No way, in fact I wrote some of it myself

    Man [pushing attorneys in front of him]: Moose! Lefty! Help the kid
    find his wallet.

    1. Re:thugs by crusher-1 · · Score: 1

      That just made my day. Then again...! Hmmmm. Hits a little too close to plausible to me.

    2. Re:thugs by SteveC123 · · Score: 1

      SCO/Microsoft

      I'm sure there's a {GNU,SCO}/{Linux,Microsoft} joke in there somewhere

  197. Where you assertion falls apart by tkrotchko · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I doubt what you say is true for two primary reasons:

    1) The interfaces to any modern OS are virtually the same. And particularly amongst Unix-like variants, there are certainly fundamental differences in system code, but experienced programmers will use standard c/c++ libraries that are implemented on pretty much every unix-like OS. So if you're trying to do a port of a simple text-based application, the user interface code is a piece of cake because you're writing VT100 level stuff. And the back-end is generic "C" code that will probably compile on any machine with little tweaking.

    2) More importantly, without the source code to SCO, how could customers do all this code stealing? Unless SCO distributes source with their OS, but I never heard that before. So how can you steal what you don't have access to?

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    1. Re:Where you assertion falls apart by nevets · · Score: 1

      I'll make a case against your case.

      1) I've ported libraries from one platform to another, across Unix variants and across architectures. Even trying to stick to the standard c/c++ libraries, there were several times I had to do more than a little tweaking. This was mainly with large libraries and bugs in the OS. This was a few years ago and I don't remember the exact details so I can't give you any, although I would if I could remember them. I just remember the frustration of having system calls not all work the same. But anyway, there were several cases where your argument would be correct, since there were other libraries that ported with no problem at all. But then again, if a customer needed to port a SCO library (do they have libraries or just a kernel?), then the process of porting may be against the contract the customer signed (See #2 below).

      2) As for the source code, there are lots of cases that a company signs some NDA agreement to have access to the code. I am now working with a company that is in the process of doing just that, in order to get the source code from a vendor's product so that the company can add its own special hooks. If a customer of SCO were to get the source code from SCO and then use it outside the scope of the contract, then SCO, unfortunately, very well has a case against that customer.

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      Steven Rostedt
      -- Nevermind
  198. What's an indemnity? by tepples · · Score: 1

    What's the difference between "offer[ing] to defend you if you get sued," as you claim Red Hat offers with respect to SCO's claim of a monopoly on code that IBM contributed to Linux, and an indemnity?

    1. Re:What's an indemnity? by anagama · · Score: 2, Insightful


      "Indemnify" implies that if the Linux user lost, and had to pay damages to SCO, Red Hat would pay the bill for the damages awarded by the court.

      What the prior poster was saying is that if SCO sues, Rad Hat will pay for a defense (help you fight the lawsuit), but if you lose and the court orders you to pay damages to SCO, Red Hat won't pay that bill.

      Personally, I have no idea what the scope of Red Hat's protections are nor can I comment on who is or is not correct. I'm just playing Websters.

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  199. Re: Ironic by Grrr · · Score: 1


    Uh, you're aware that OO can save files in M$Word format... right?

    <grrr>

  200. MOD ENTIRE THREAD *SIDEWAYS*! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or maybe just hand out ridiculously wrong moderations to piss off all the asshats telling you how to spend your mod points.

  201. SCO case coming into focus finally-Caldera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Finally you bite the bullet and realize your after the wrong smelly fish. Its not linux or IBM since they have the manpower to and skill to make honest clean versions. its your clients who would not have had the manpower to do the conversions without cheating. Some lazy programmer copied code to speed the library conversions. Sue the clients!!!"

    Now ask yourself. What does the former Caldera programmer's contributions to Linux do to your argument?

  202. Amazing timing! by rspress · · Score: 2, Informative

    Funny how the SCO stuff started up about the same time as Gates & company started to target Linux.

    It is also humorous that the article points out another Microsoft flaw. Word has always had problems with keeping data in the file that no one wanted. It used to be a lot worse when Word docs included all data out to the end of the sector they were written to. I freaked out a couple of Windows users by posting information found in the .doc files the posted. A simple text editor was all that was need to pick out the information.

    I guess this "feature" is useful for some people who need to track changes but the final document should be "clean" of all other information that was previously in that file. Perhaps Microsoft should add a "clean for distribution" command to Office. If not people may start to think twice about using Word and its features to release information to anyone. Makes using Adobe PDF files for document distribution look very, very good!

    1. Re:Amazing timing! by Ohreally_factor · · Score: 4, Informative

      Don't look know, but SCO has confirmed that ESR's leaked memo linking MS to the Baystar deal is real, although they claim that the memo's meaning is being misinterpreted and that the author of the memo didn't understand the situation. Right.

      --
      It's not offtopic, dumbass. It's orthogonal.
    2. Re:Amazing timing! by rspress · · Score: 1

      From the sound of their double talk they must be involved with Microsoft! ;-)

  203. Here's what I'd do: by tepples · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I found that an instructor was using Undo to detect plagiarism in an MS Word document, I'd do this:

    1. Paste in a picture of a naked woman with no legs.
    2. Type "To make this porno go away, press Ctrl+Y" (or Ctrl+R; I don't remember which of those is redo in MS Word).
    3. Save.
    4. Select All.
    5. Delete.
    6. Paste in my document.
    7. Save.

    If enough students did this (substituting different fetishes in step 1), the instructors might become afraid to test submitted files for plagiarism.

    1. Re:Here's what I'd do: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or he'd look forward to it.

  204. We SHOOT DESERTERS by Googol · · Score: 1

    [[I feel EV1 is getting to much heat. I mean if a thug leans on some little guy and extorts money from him do you blame the little fellow or the thug?]]

    This is war.

    I feel for the little guy who runs away. We don't blame foot soldiers who desert--we shoot them.

  205. Yar by ArekRashan · · Score: 1

    Why would SCO want EV1 stock?

    Marsh isn't weaseling words around some sort of cash-equivalents transfer here; he would refer to such things as cash. The most likely explanation seems to me to be SCO Group's habit of deceitfulness.

  206. When we were kids we had such a different view... by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    It really makes you wonder when you know that all these big companies and even government offices (yes this sort of thing is not isolated) arnt some magical place full of infallable important people, they are actually just full of morons bashing at keyboards who arnt quite sure how to use a calculator.

    --
    This comment does not represent the views or opinions of the user.
  207. Re:Insane or bought? Or is there another option? by hexatron · · Score: 2, Insightful

    CA is not noted for throwing their money around. This move could well make sense for them, if the price was right. Now lets see:
    Actual value of a license from SCO: $0.00
    Value of CA's name as a licensee: $(negative to CA)
    Value of above if it is known that SCO actually PAID CA to take the damn license: $0.00
    Value to CA of it's competitors believing CA paid for SCO licences: $(slight, but positive)

    Therefore, it is most likely that SCO paid CA some amount (middle 6 to low 7 figures) on condition that
    1.SCO could announce that CA bought (or got, what word did they actually use) licenses from SCO, and
    2.CA would not discuss the terms of the license publically.

  208. Better story. by eddy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Yes, ESR gets the math wrong.

    Stowell of course is just trying to spin it favourable for SCO. Stowell and McBride are well known liars in my opinion, so why would we trust them?

    But forget that, here's another and possibly better SCO story:

    "That's what pushed EV1Servers, one of SCO's first Linux licensees, to pay up. At a press conference announcing the deal, reporters asked chief Robert Marsh whether he'll demand a refund should SCO lose its Linux cases.

    McBride jumped in: "You don't call up your auto insurance company and say, 'Hey, I didn't get in a car wreck.'" -- Yahoo

    Note the word 'insurance'. McBride basically is admitting to racketeering!

    I'll bet this will come back to haunt him in court filings in the future.

    --
    Belief is the currency of delusion.
  209. Re:Insane or bought? Or is there another option? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I knew one of their lawyers, what you have described is almost exactly how she described their business model. One of her jobs was to calculate the financial liability of discontinuing products that they had contracted to support. Once: cost of settlement .lt. cost of support, the product would be discontinued. The ethos depressed her so much she left. Hard to believe, I know, but there are some lawyers with ethics.

  210. Computer Associates claim is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    The word within CA is that the SCO claim is a lie. The following article is doing the rounds internally - it claims to have been published but I can't find it on the web, if I did I would provide a link instead...

    CA Says It Didn't Pay SCO No Stinking Linux Tax

    The Linux faithful have been hammering Computer Associates as a heretic since the British publication Computer Weekly quoting the SCO Group's CFO Bob Bench identified CA Thursday as one of SCO's rare Linux licensees.

    CA senior VP of product development Mark Barrenechea says that Bench's claim is nonsense. CA has not paid SCO any Linux taxes, he said.

    Drawing up short of calling SCO a liar, Barrenechea claims that SCO has twisted a $40 million breach-of-contract settlement that CA paid last summer to the Canopy Group, SCO's biggest stockholder, and Center 7, another Canopy company, and has turned it into a purported Linux license.

    As a 'small part' of that settlement, Barrenechea said, CA got a bunch of UnixWare licenses that it needed to support its UnixWare customers. SCO, he said, had just attached a transparent Linux indemnification to all UnixWare licenses and that is how SCO comes off calling CA a Linux licensee.

    But when CA agreed to that settlement, Barrenechea said, 'It was not CA's intention to become a Linux licensee. It has nothing to do with CA's product direction or strategic direction,' he said.

    CA has absolutely no sympathy for what SCO is doing, Barrenechea said, and in fact, he said, reading from a formal statement, it stands in 'stark disagreement with SCO's tactics and threats.'

    Barrenechea and CA's Linux chief Sam Greenblatt are worried that CA will be tarred with the SCO brush and that CA's considerable Linux ambitions will be damaged by a disaffected, if not hostile, open source community when in reality CA has 'nothing to do with SCO's strategy and tactics,' they said.

    CA was the mystery company SCO was thinking of when it announced last August that an unidentified Fortune 500 company had supposedly become a Linux license. SCO privately described the deal as 'significant.'

    CA couldn't disassociate itself from the rumors that identified it as that licensee because of an NDA that the Canopy side had insisted on hedging in the $40 million settlement with, Barrenechea and Greenblatt said.

    Barrenechea said that SCO now regards that NDA as being off because of the legal discovery that's been going on in SCO's $5 billion suit against IBM.

    See, SCO lawyer Mark Heisse in a letter dated February 4 to IBM lawyer David Marriott at Cravath Swain identified CA, Questar and Leggett & Platt as Linux taxpayers.

    According to that letter, which is up on the Groklaw site, Heisse owed IBM a copy of the CA agreement on CD.

    Barrenechea said that SCO was dropping CA's name to associate itself with the 'third-largest software company in the world' and build support for its 'lost cause.'

    But according to Barrenechea, not only are SCO's IP ambitions doomed, but its Unix interests are a 'trailing negative' on the road to dropping from 10% of the market to 3%-5% in a few years and then 'SCO will be irrelevant,' he said.

    By the way, CA doesn't have enough UnixWare licenses to cover all its Linux servers, Greenblatt said.

    In answer to CA's contentions, SCO said its lawyers think that CA has a Linux license.

    Meanwhile, Bench also told Computer Weekly, whose story was picked up by sister paper InfoWorld and maybe other properties in the IDG stable, that SCO had signed between 10 and 50 Linux licenses.

    1. Re:Computer Associates claim is bogus by wrecked · · Score: 1

      It's in a Newsforge article titled "CA says it didn't pay SCO no stinking Linux tax", and links to the weblog of the source at CA.

    2. Re:Computer Associates claim is bogus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bzzt. Dims is just reposting the same article. The original allegedly appeared in linux world or something a few weeks ago, but I can't find the ref.

  211. Subject. We don't need no stinking subjects. by pilsner.urquell · · Score: 1

    Wow, these guys had high hopes!

  212. Computer Associates. Pfffftttt by lordkimbot · · Score: 3, Informative

    I actually bought into their InnoculateIT several years ago, again, since it advertised Windows/Linux/Mac compatibility. The system was advertised as being able to manage all my Linux and Windows systems from a Linux server.

    The Windows version choked the start menu. I actually held the Start menu open on as server once out of disgust and frustration, thinking it would have to work eventually. Had to force/reboot the server. The Linux side was complete crap and the Mac version looked like it was MacOS7.x version. The only virus it could detect in MacOS 9.x was the test one included with it.

    License this CA ..|..

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    sig mind freed
  213. Hahbahd... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No, it's Teaching Fizzags.

  214. Even deeper digging shows... by I-R-Baboon · · Score: 4, Funny

    SCO worked directly with Orson Wells to facilitate the Invasion of Earth from Mars. When they could not produce Martians they opted to wait for litigation to start to cripple American life and use lawsuits as the new business model and attempt to take over the world.

    This memo was copied to Pinky and The Brain.

    Older memos may exist in the form of cave art, but Archeolgists have yet to make the solid connection between the picture of a pile of dung to SCOBCE (SCO Before Common Era) and their exclusive licensing of sticks, mud, dyes, and air.

    --
    -1 Overrated (Too many big words for me to comprehend)
  215. Re: Ironic by Tony-A · · Score: 1

    but their [Microsoft's] own technology is making it easier for the other side to obtain shreds of information we probably shouldnt be privy to.

    It's called "Trusted Computing".

  216. The only ones by bob_calder · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know who have been screwed over by Mormons are other Mormons. I'm not standing in a bigoted position. I'm in South Florida.

    Now we're getting somewhere. You wanna talk about crooks? We got crooks. Big ones, little ones, you get the idea.

    How about we RFID the crooks? The RFID could be made (extra large with solar cells) to intrude on all electromagnetic radiation making them unable to make a cell phone call or use a computer.

    --
    Any preoccupation with ideas of what is right or wrong in conduct shows an arrested intellectual development. (Wilde)
    1. Re:The only ones by k_head · · Score: 1

      Florida? Why that's Americas wang!.

      Homer Simpson.

      --
      The best way to support the US war effort is to continue buying American products.
  217. Mormons by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    Do not blame the coward, blame the honest Mormons.
    As long as the 99% of the Mormons who are not involved in scams are passive, and allow folks like Darl and company to remain as public active Mormon members, The Mormon religion deserves anything it gets as far as comments.

    The fact is most SCO execs are not only Mormons but are very high in the leadership of the church.

    --
    I am the unwilling control for my Origin.
    1. Re:Mormons by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

      What kind of crap are you spewing now? High in the leadership of the church? 99% responsible for the actions of the 1?

      Hey - here's a little Mormon philosophy for you:
      "we believe that Adam will be judged by his own sins, not the transgressions of others" ['scuse the paraphrasing, I'm drawing on 20 years of not going to church]. It means that if you commit the crime, you do the time. See, it's kind of like the rest of the country.

      By your logic, all Americans are guilty because they're allowing Darl and company to remain publicly active members of the US. Not to mention being "very high in the leadership of the" LAW because they have licenses to practice.

      You ass-hat. You deserve every flame you get for that piece of trash.

  218. The answer is mu by gumpish · · Score: 1

    The letter was worded like the old joke, "Do you still beat your wife?" There was no way to answer the question without incriminating yourself.

    One succinct way of responding is "mu".

    Hacker's Dictionary: mu

    1. Re:The answer is mu by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Joshu asked that question in chinese. In chinese the answer was "wu".

      This answer is a joke with two or three levels. One is that it is a traditional chinese word for the sound of a dog barking. Another is that supposedly one of the meanings of the word (not necessarily the primary meaning) is "Don't ask that question". I don't know the other levels, one may need to either be a Buddhist, or speak chinese, or, perhaps, both.

      Given this, the traditional "hacker's" meaning ascribed to "mu" is quite reasonable.

      --

      I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  219. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  220. Found in the windows source was SCO code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I found SCO code inside of the leaked Windows code so when will SCO sue MS for violating their ip? And will they go back to MS and ask for more money to pursue the claim against MS?

    Who thought of their ticker symbol also, better yet maybe we know what they were doing at the time SuckingCOX?

    1. Re:Found in the windows source was SCO code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a whore

  221. Pool by macdaddy · · Score: 1

    I hear the SCO lawyers are great at playing pool....

  222. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

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  223. CA was the very first "licensee" by Error27 · · Score: 1

    The had just settles a lawsuit with the Canopy Group for $40 million and the IP license was thrown in for free.

  224. Seek The Truth, not the bragging rights. by akoni · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I just have to say wow. I hate speaking to people who drop the H-bomb (Harvard) for the hell of it. Most of the people I know who went/go to Harvard don't like to bring it up at all. Unless we're trying to get a job or into grad school it is just something you don't do.
    It's considered more tactful to say: I go/went to school in Boston. And if you're asked, 'Where?' Most students reply 'in Cambridge.' It usually takes three rounds of questioning before a Harvard Alumnus gives it up in general conversation.
    Learn some manners and be a little humble outside The Yard. It goes a long way in life. And, what's more, you'll be considered classier for it.

    Cheers,
    Akoni

  225. AiDS? by twitter · · Score: 1
    Automated Deployment Services (ADS)

    Ahhhh! My host, EV1 has AiDS. I mean, "The customer is always right, even when he's a blithering idiot asking for a Windoze host," can only justify so much. I wonder if that fancy console or the scripting has a hands free reboot for all those 18 minute boxes they are burdening themselves with. I can only hope the dissease is contained quickly and does not do my poor host too much damange. It's apparent that the disease has already damaged their mental faculties. Why else would they have paid off the SCO extotion?

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

    1. Re:AiDS? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if you will ever learn how to spell. Maybe your worthless drivel would at least look better, mmmm?

  226. Re:I received a subpoena from SCO by MrSenile · · Score: 1

    Funny.

    I installed slackware just fine, recognized my DVD, SCSI devices, IDE devices, logitech 6 button mouse (wireless USB I might add), my crappy SiS motherboard, CrystalSound system, and full graphics.

    And all I had to type was 'gasp' startx to do it.

    Maybe your desktop has 'SCO inside' and refused to load properly.

  227. Laura Dido? by twitter · · Score: 1
    Please point to that story. The last time I read anything about Laura, French Major, of the Yankee Group, she was calling free software advocates "suicide car bombers". Quel s'pass, Laura?

    --

    Friends don't help friends install M$ junk.

  228. I knew.... by No.+24601 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clippy was behind all this CRAP!

  229. Metadata Fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So in reply to a SCO threat you fire up Word.

    SCO's copy reads, "Dear Sirs, In reply to your letter of..."

    The metadata reads "F**k you Darl."

  230. SCO execs are Mormon leaders? No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No they are not. I'm wondering what your source is on this one.

  231. Which seven figures? by Thurn+und+Taxis · · Score: 1

    Maybe they got the license in exchange for these seven figures. That would be more of a fair exchange, I think.

    --
    On stereophonic equipment, the monaural sound obtained through multiple channels will enhance your listening pleasure.
  232. A bit like Jews... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A bit like a lot of Jews are just Jews for the business relations. They never practice their faith, they just pronounce themselves Jews when it suits them, generally to make contacts, or to claim anti-Semitism just because they dont get their way.

  233. Face the facts and stop hiding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Utah has a larger than average percentage of con artists and dodgy business practices, then we should have a look at the reason. What makes Utah's population so different to make it more prone to these con artists? Or is it a subject we are not allowed to talk about?

    Why is it OK to make jokes about Catholic priests, but the moment Mormons or Jews are mentioned we must talk in hushed, reverent tones? Do you think that having a lot of money in a religion makes it beyond question?

  234. Latter Day Jews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They behave the same as Jews, why not just call them the Latter Day Jews?

    Nobody is allowed to say anything against them. They work as a group, but if you criticize the group, they straight away say "No, we have a few bad people, but we are not all the same"

    1. Re:Latter Day Jews by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow undertones of antisemitism???...What is your point?..the unibomber was a white guy. Can all white people be held to the same measure you give to the mormons. You can't damn a group because it has "JERKS" in it, as long as the number of "JERKS" within the group is less than 50%. Then again to deem someone a "JERK" is really subjective, so how to determine the percentage of "JERKS" in the group, answer "You can't" so just deal with the screwed up individual and quit the tribal mentality and stop pigeon holing people.

  235. Interesting post on Groklaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Posted by Terry, on Groklaw on why SCO is not currently going after Bank of America:

    If you look at the time frame involved it makes sense. In TSG's second motion to amend against IBM they use the DMCA as part of the complaint based on the removal / alteration of copyright material.

    In the analysis of some of the files presented on Groklaw it appears that there exist quite a variety of copyright information on the same file depending on its ancestry. If TSG could make a basis of a copyright claim this could trigger certain DMCA violation.

    So on 2/6/2004 we have the 2nd amended complaint with DMCA charges in it. We also have TSG with registered copyrights conflicting with Novell. But that's OK, as TSG is working on clarifying this in court. Plus, it is possible for two parties to have valid compilation copyrights that reflect "version" or "derivation" content.

    Then, on 2/9/2004 Novell throws a big wrench in the works with the Motion to Dismiss. Up till that time the copyrights were contested, however with the motion to dismiss Novell stated in a legal document that they were not transferred. That line drawn, no party can pursue DMCA charges until ownership is cleared up by the courts.

    The BA thing was using the "takedown" provisions of the DMCA. Post official notice of contest on 2/9 in Utah court, no judge in the USA was going to use a takedown based on unclear title against some company like BA.

    Then some legal eagle's secretary just recycled the BA complaint to fit the new victim. Wonder who's going to lose their job? The nice thing is that this may help wake up corporate America as to how dangerous the DMCA can be in the wrong hands. Maybe some of the "mainline" press will pick up on this also.

  236. May god help us. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is very disturbing. If true, these are the
    height's of an evil Microsoft's mind...

    May god help the penguin !

  237. Bank of America's history - (also: Southern Money) by soren42 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The current Bank of America is the result of legacy BofA's 1999 acquistion by NationsBank. The new organization is headquartered in Charlotte, NC - the second largest banking center in the US, behind NYC.

    Bank of America has a several major points of presence across the US, including TX, CA, points in the great plains, and now in NY and New England, as a result of the recently announced merger with Fleet.

    BofA, or any other North Carolina bank can hardly be considered "some southern outfit" - many of the top banks, brokerage firms, and other financial services companies in the US are headquartered there, or have major offices in there. Bank of America, Wachovia (formerly First Union National Bank), BB&T, First Charter, TIAA CREF, and Compass Group all have major presences or headquarters here. Deutsche Bank, ABN AMRO, and Citigroup are all adding sizable operations to the Charlotte area.

    Any way you look at it, by fake-slapping Bank of America, SCO sends a message to that entire sector - an industry that is very risk adverse. Essentially saying "BOO!" to that bunch of scared children in our legal department.

    --

    "Adventure? Excitement? A Jedi craves not these things."
  238. MS Word from a (or THE) Unix company? by Charles+Dodgeson · · Score: 1
    So why is SCO using MS-Word? Does it run on SCO Unix? Maybe that will be the next MS-SCO pact.

    And as a shameless plug, I will refer to my rant about how MS-Word is not a document exchange format

    --
    Prime numbers are exactly what Alan Greenspan says they are -S. Minsky
  239. [OT] Silly grammar digression, by non-grammarian by phiwum · · Score: 1

    And then they'd pass after they see you can't use contractions.... of course Data couldn't either... but do THEY know that?


    Insightful criticism from someone who can't keep a sentence in one tense.

    There are two tenses in his sentence, no doubt ("would pass", "couldn't [use]" and "can't use", "do know"). But is it grammatically incorrect? I don't think it is.

    "I wouldn't date a woman works on an oil rig." This sentence has the same features as his quote, but I don't think it's incorrect. You cannot change either tense and retain meaning.

    (Please correct me if "wouldn't date" isn't a different tense than "works". I don't know diddly about grammar.)

    --
    Phiwum's law: anyone that names an obvious law after himself and then puts it in his own sig is just pathetic.
  240. New SCO letter with hidden metatext.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear DaimlerChrysler, It is our intention to fuck you up the^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^Hinstigate proceedings against you for..

  241. Re:Insane or bought? Or is there another option? by TWX · · Score: 1

    >to avoid the major inconvenience of all this

    >>to 'impound ... all Linux software products in the custody or control of Defendant through the pendency of these proceedings'

    >That could at least slow things down for a bit for a major player like CA. If no unlicensed property is found, they counter sue to get their cash back.

    I would be absolutely amazed if such a motion on the part of the plaintiff were granted. All that the defendant would have to do is to cite SCOX versus IBM and SCOX versus Novell to demonstrate ambiguity in whether or not SCOX even owns what they are suing for.

    In this current filing against Daimler Chrysler, SCOX is left in the dubious position of suing a partially German company, whose national courts have told SCOX to go pound hot sand. Daimler Chrysler can just shift alll Linux-related stuff to Germany and it'd be difficult for SCOX to do much through the US courts.

    --
    Do not look into laser with remaining eye.
  242. Conflict of interest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Note that David Boies' firm represents Paradigm Advanced Tehnologies, Inc., whose website www.powerloc.com runs on RedHat and uses an open source web server. This for an IP matter. Can you say "conflict of interest?"

  243. Your headline is missing something.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .. and porn"!

    Film at 11 - exclusive to Playboy PPV.

  244. SCO is a pimp by avishal · · Score: 1

    SCO's a pimp -- he never'a could've outfought IBM. But I didn't know until this day that it was -- Micro$oft all along...

    (actually i did)
    = CUT TO SCENE 2=

    I want you to find out where that ol' pimp SCO is hiding -- I want his ass now -- right now! (and -- don't forget to bring the license)

    --
    v==hal if /wal/; #if (Perl) = agar (Hindi)
  245. My guess... by Danse · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that EV1 cut a deal and paid a relatively small amount for their licenses. It gives SCO the ability to say that they sold "7 figures" worth of licenses to a big-name ISP, and EV1 gets immunity (for a good price) in the (very unlikely) event that SCO somehow manages to win their court cases. And if SCO loses, EV1 might have a case against SCO for selling them something that they didn't own. Who knows...

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    It's not enough to bash in heads, you've got to bash in minds. - Captain Hammer
  246. DISINFORMATION. by torpor · · Score: 1

    "Track changes" may be one thing, but using it overtly to propagate dis-info (since its 'hard-won', it must be true) is another thing.

    What are the chances we're seeing these 'back-alley hacker-obtained details' about SCO/Microsoft as part of a wider campaign to spread disinfo?

    --
    ; -- the corruption of government starts with its secrets. a truly free people keep no secrets. --
  247. Computer Associates by Cally · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure qhy, exactly, but CA always struck me as being the epitomy of useless corporate shiteware vendors. All their products are designed and marketed (so far as I can tell) purely to non-technical PHBs, which is to say, people who are not qualified to evaluate whether or not it's any good. Anyone have anything good to say about CA, to correct me? Bueller?

    --
    "None are more hopelessly enslaved than those who falsely believe they are free." -- Goethe
  248. law hackers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darl and his cronies are true law hackers: they do things with the law system never intended by its inventors...

  249. Pubic domain? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    So far we haven't seen a single line of proprietary code from SCO - anything and everything they have shown us was and still is available in public domain. Just because they copied it from public domain and put it in their shitty product doesn't make it their invention.
    Things that are copyrighted are not (yet) in the public domain. Note the Berne convention. Please stop misusing the term.
  250. Unixvendor not using it's own software? by turbofisk · · Score: 0

    Anyone noticed that a Unixvendor is using word? Why don't they use their own software...

  251. Should have done it this way.. by glassesmonkey · · Score: 1
    Ok guys, we're going to sue Bank of America^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H SuSE^H^H^H^H IBM, DaimlerChrysler, AutoZone.. we're going to do it in California^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Ohio^H^H^H^H^H Florida^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Indiana^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Oklahoma^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Washington^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Arkansas^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Michigan..
    • YEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAGH!!!!!
  252. Who uses SCO unix anyways? by ron_lima · · Score: 1

    Who uses SCO unix anyways?

    That is the worst distribution I ever met in my professional life and I do not know anyone that uses that... I think that they are desperate and are just waiting for the worms to come, because they're already dead.

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    Ronaldo Faria Lima
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  253. Re:Insane or bought? Or is there another option? by fiffilinus · · Score: 2, Informative

    Hmm, while there is no official statement from CA (yet), one of their senior architects in the web services group has to say a word or two in his blog regarding this matter:

    'CA Says It didn't Pay SCO no stinking Linux tax', to use the blog entry's title.
    Seems SCO spins it a bit differently from what really happened...

  254. OIC it was parent's ~/.sig what made me ROTFLH by dallaylaen · · Score: 1

    Windows Security: The oxymoron for the new millennium. "Oxy moron"? You maybe mean "Bully moron"?

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  255. Three new "real" SCOsores hall-of-shame inductees by glassesmonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

    No. 1 is EV1Servers.net who announced SCO lied about how much they were paid (Microsoft is a fan of EV1)
    (little did the CEO know when he made the deal that SCO planned to 'worth' him out of seven figures)

    No. 2 is CompterAssociates who announced SCO lied about "linux licenses" which are really from an unrelated settlement

    No. 3 is Leggett and Platt who shockingly is running Microsoft-IIS/5.0 on Windows 2000

    No. 4 is Questar Gas who just wanted to get things over with and also runs Apache/1.3.26 (Unix) on Windows 2000


    Make sure *you* are Legally Unencumbered(tm) by getting a SCOsores license
    and don't forget to head over and sign your Clean Slate contract with the RIAA

  256. Seven figures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    $20,000.00. I count seven figures, don't you? ;-)

  257. spoke too soon by glassesmonkey · · Score: 2, Informative

    SCO lies once more
    Leggett & Platt was even clearer. "I have now talked to our people who handle our Linux systems and, at least at a corporate level, we have not bought such a licence from SCO Group," said the company's VP of human resources, John Hale. "To their knowledge they would not have an interest in doing so."

  258. Off Topic but you can edit PDF by mrnick · · Score: 1

    Off topic, but you can easily edit PDF as well. Adobe sells an editor, that is why they give the reader away for free. Not to mention that PDF is one of Mac OS X's native file formats.

    If you are worried about people changing the contract then you best compare the original with the signed copy even if it originated in PDF format.

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  259. Mr EV1..... by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    .... I hope you are feeling vindicated today.

    No?

    Oh well, not to worry, if people fall for Nigerian scams what can we say about ISPs....

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  260. Utah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, Utah is known for stock scams and MLMs. But do not base the entire problem on the people. Many religions impose such a huge sense of superiority upon their members, that it is hard for the members to overcome obvious smugness. The smugness is what makes these types hard to do business with. It is unfortunate that 1) the Mormon "faith" is extra extra smug, and 2) that so many of the "faith" are concentrated in such a small area.

    Having lived in Utah for many years, I saw it all. The odds are clearly against "non-members", but thats all they are...odds. Finally I packed up and left - I just couldn't make a good living with all the upending going on behind my back. Nonetheless, I still met some nice folks there, some of which I remain close friends with. Again, unfortunately, these same friends get taken advantage of by their own counterparts.

    As for the previous post comment on reading the paper, check this out:

    http://www.sltrib.com/2004/Mar/03052004/utah/144 96 3.asp

    Utah's own glorious Senator is mentioned along with another shady issue. This guy has been in front of roughly five ethics inquiries, and has also been linked to the HealthSouth scandal. Proves the smug can still be incredulous outside of their home state.

    Also, take a look at this:

    http://www.mormonstoday.com/010119/B4MSI01.shtml

    Note the mention on Dell. It will be interesting to see how that business proceeds, with the latest developments.

  261. Do you sound like an idiot in Portuguese, too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet you do, fucking crazyass.

  262. PDF probably better distribution format for most by 0x0d0a · · Score: 1

    In most cases, it's probably a better idea to use PDF than DOC if you're intending to distribute a document. This avoids problems of having copies modified, avoids viruses, avoids folks having to have the same fonts and version of Word you do, and avoids potential exposure of internal data.

    The only time you'd want to use DOC is if you were trying to hand out a document that you wanted people to modify and hand back.